/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>20367614
>soon, the normies will overtake us
just checking in here this seems to be well underway

>>20367702
Hey normies post more like us otherwise ngmi

Somebody please post a cap of the thread with toastertech sperging out infront of Ari and Serg
>Are you into conspiracy theories?

What an absolutely unforgettable night. If you're here reading this, just know that your supreme autism is one of the funniest things i've ever had the pleasure of witnessing in my entire life.

1k eoy

>>20367744
That was fucking hilarious. Thanks for that one.

>>20367815
> Simping over some azn autismo
Lmao

> 2018
> Classic /biz/
Topfucking kek

>>20367744
God that was difficult to watch

Not sure if this is link

Sorry phone posting these

>>20367702
Wait till September, this place is gonna be a shithole for discussion.

>>20367996
This place has been a shithole for discussion for over a year now. I just shitpost fuck clownworld

>>20367744
checked, my favorite night ever on /biz/

>>20367614

And the credit has already been claimed by normie faggots. I hope they all get peacefully protested by a luxury vehicle

Anyone have the one about that guy eating ramen to save for link?

ITT everyone simping over some autismo from a few months ago
No one posting screens? Are you faggots all magic trannies or what? Im out

>>20367912
I was there irl, kek, absolute cringefest but sergey is a saint for his willingness to put up with the 'community'

>>20367744
When Ari Juels used escort age-checking and paid assassinations as examples for situations that could greatly benefit from smartcontracts

>>20367696
けk

>>20367958
yeah its from the blythe masters breadcrumb

It won't go back down for a few minutes... I NEED MORE! MOAAARRRRR GOD DAMMIT!!!

>>20368094
its for the best. There will be other opportunities after link, and it's better if we can discuss them without blm supporters finding out.

i have a whole folder of this shit

>>20367744

>>20368562

>>20368587
Ah. Youre thinking tektraktys. It means "fourness".
Haha yeah ummm like that but also like a conspiracy like...yknow what i mean um like haha kind of you have a thing and its like....connected and....
:l

>>20368623
Uhhmm hi.. So like all my viewers are asking about your book, you talk about the number uhh... 216? Soemthing about.. And I heard uhhh..
>Yes.
How would you uhhh explain that
>I guess I'd refer you to tetraktys
Uhh the numbers ahah ummm sorry I'm freaking out.. It's like pyramid right? And then umm.. I know it's like everything is in order, like it's hard for me to explain but mathematically... Umm...
>Tetraktys means fourness...the pyramid is a representation of this concept
And like how would you describe this with 216 or something?? It's 6 times...
>6 cubed!
Yeah haha everyone is saying chainlink has like six sides and like 6 cubed is 216 and you're here!
>Yeah that's probably taking the conspiracy theories a little too far
Is there anything you'd like to say about that ummm like are you into conspiracy theories?
>I'd like to believe in conspiracy theories but I think people as a whole don't have their act together enough
Like you kinda have to be in the middle of rationality and kinda exploring different kind of topics right? Like things that are kinda out of whack that most people won't ummm admit that it's a thing but you just wanna explore if it's relative to the current... kind of ... haha lol it's kinda hard for me to explain but yeah...
>Yeah.
Yeah haha... sorry.... *scurries away*

>>20368562
>>20368587
>>20368607
Based. What an amazing night. One of many we've had. But I have never witnessed such an autistic fucking idiot live.

>>20368469
Keep going please anon

>>20367713
That thread was truly special and I am honored to have been a part of it

>>20367769
Lmao I made this, I remember having to sell 2k or so from my stack at 20 cents for some emergency payment around that time. Crazy to think it's worth almost $20k now.

>>20368469
I have literally thousands of caps I've saved
https://imgur.com/a/bklfSCi - Positive & Bullish Thoughts
https://imgur.com/a/HS9hIfr - Connections & Breadcrumbs
https://imgur.com/a/GnW0DmO - Over 1.4k Chainlink Memes

>>20367696
kek i was there

>>20367744
haha i was there in person for that

>>20368562
Kek I see my post. That shit was just too cringey.

>>20368833
Same friend. Those who panic together, make it together.

>>20367744
Checked and I was there too anon, shedding tears of laughter

I'm looking forward to the flood of high quality tranny hooker webm's once LINK hits about 50 bucks

>>20367744

>>20367614

>>20368664

I watched that live and it was the funniest shit I've probably seen from /biz thus far. She's so cute and her autism is off the charts, literally dropping spaghetti everywhere. I'm laughing just remembering it

>>20367912
>>20367744
>>20368085
The chat was fucking hilarious on that stream. Glad I saved a few caps.
cont.

>>20369234

>>20369248

>>20369258

>>20368587
This was the most awkward thing I have ever experienced

i have so many of these, they start to get redundant at a certain point but im enjoying looking back at them so im going to keep dumping. i just powered up a laptop that i havent turned on in a year to retrieve some kek

>>20367614

>>20369287
Keep posting. I'm archiving them.
>>20369330
I remember this thread. What feels.

>>20369348

some rarer ones

>>20369515

>>20369234
>call me an investor again.

>>20369536

anyone have the IS IT REAL IS IT FAKE vocaroo link?

>>20369248
>tfw you see your name

>>20369556

>>20369585
based

>>20368587
That was the day I realized female autism is real

can anyone link the autismo interview with ari and sergey?

>>20369525
Damn you got the best ones by far in this thread. This ones hilarious #5 had me dying of laughter

>>20369515
Sheit nigga. I was in that thread

>>20368664
lol i literally transcribed that pasta right there and i had totally forgotten about it

>>20368193
That shit was great

anyone have the screencap where anon talks about ptsd from fudding after the singularity?

Don't think this is the one you mean but it's a good laugh

>>20369461
KEK that's a good one

>>20369561
I'd also like to hear this

>>20368562
Kek, I love you toaster!
You are amazingly cringey and that itself is an achievement.

So much fun watching that stream, will we ever have this much fun in the future?

>INVESTORS
>SC VERIFYING WHORE AGE
>ASSASSINATION CONTRACTS

Ahh the good times.

>>20369461
>dresses like a fucking retard
disrespect the flannel
break out the Tofranil

>>20370899
they disrespect the money belly
yet my tokens remain super smelly

>>20370452
>10 Months
>looks at 700 day old incoming link transactions

>>20367744
Legendary night indeed

https://3commas.io/?c=tc231856
trading bot with 3 day free trial
this can do all exchange btc, eth, fiat pairs, set a volume limit :D

>>20367614
I remember that post I bought but sold due to fud that same year and only bought a 1300k stack a week ago

>>20367732
this
...but me and several other anons felt this supernatural urge to buy it as if we were being guided by the omnipresence

>>20368401
I MUST BUY MORE LINK
I MUST BUY MORE LINK
Guess I'll just cost average it until my peanut purchases cease being meaningful

>>20369387
>ride bat or holo up
Oof
That turned out bad

>>20371776
>1776
Checked God bless America. I am going to change it for the better following singularity.

>>20369950
Off how that came to age!

>>20371605
Felt like an epiphany to me

Anyone got those link moon mission memes?
There are several of them I think
For some reason they make me feel VERY comfy

>>20371268
Holy based.

>>20367993
comfy. I remember these threads this was around when I first bought in

>>20371268
god damn I remember this post. fucking based that anon is sitting on about $600K now

Does anyone have the cyberpunk future pepe ones?

>>20369019
STOP THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>20367744
Is there a max on the amount of autism in real life? I also wonder how Ari and Sergey must have felt afterwards, or if they had seen the stream or not.

>>20367744

NEVER FORGET TOAST

THE HERO WE NEEDED

BLESS YOUR AUTISM YOU ARE PART OF LINK HISTORY FOREVER

>>20367807

I have a 13k stack and seeing these old prices still makes me wish I had more so fucking bad

>>20367993

legendary moment. We still don't have official confirmation of anything with facebook right? Fuck there are so many potential pumps left it's' fucking terrifying.

has anyone the screencaps of the tinder thread with the teledildonics chick

>>20373110
also i posted on of the first link gets ama

>>20367614

>>20367744
yeah that was great

personal favourite

>>20367614
>>20367744
>>20368623
>>20368664
>>20370078
Lauren: oh... for… hi… so, like, all my viewers are asking about your book, you talk about the number, um,2- 216, something about, and I heard that something to be reincarnation, haha, how would you explain that?

Ari: Uh, I guess I’d refer you then to Tektractys.

Lauren: Y-ah-eah, like, the numbers, then, ahah sorry I’m like freaking out, it’s like the pyramid right, and then the, um, I know it’s like everything’s like in order, like, it’s hard for me to explain it, but like mathematically, um…. Hehehe

Ari: yeah, um, Tectractys means “fourness”. It’s a representation of this concept. Yep.

Lauren: And like, how, how would you describe that with like 2016 or something? It’s six times, six…

Ari: It’s six cubed.

Lauren: Six cubed, yeah. Haha. Yeah, everyone here is like saying, like oh, uh, ChainLink has like six sides, and six cubed is like 2016, like, you’re here, and like, haha..

Ari: yeah, that’s where they’re taking the conspiracy theories a bit too far…

Lauren: Yeah, they’re all like freaking out hehe… Is there anything you’d like to say, um, about that, like are you into conspiracy theories, or…

Ari: Um… I would like to believe in conspiracy theories, but I don’t think that people as a whole have their act together enough…

Lauren: Oh… Like you kind of have to, um, like be in the middle of rationality and kinda exploring different kinda topics, right, like, things that are kinda out of whack, that most people won’t, um, admit that is a thing, and, but you just wanna explore if it’s relative to what’s the current, kinda, um, it’s hard for me to explain…

Ari: yeah.

Lauren: Alright, haha, sorry…(walks away)

>>20368664
she said 2016 not 216

>>20374114
>that ID

Anyone got the thread with 4-5 dubs in a row? Such a simple time.

>>>/biz/thread/S4441052
comfy olden days thread

Digits don't lie.

>>20367713
>>20368694
1000 is fud.

>>20367614
recent one

>>20374950
>that crop

>>20367744
>supreme autism is one of the funniest things to watch

tfw 4chan is full of sperges and most normies feel that way watching us interact irl

>>20374999
c h e c k e d

>>20367744

is this on youtube?

>>20369561
>>20370678
There you go lads:
https://vocaroo.com/b1aQoUBrxki

>>20375124
based and insanepilled

>>20375124
kek

>>20375420
Still a good decission imo

>>20375124
Based

>>20375420
$2000 fake pussy

Anybody else remember the "developer" who kept trying to lecture everybody on link's flaws for literal months? God the constant fucking "I can code, I'm intelligent. You can't code, you're stupid." was obnoxious
Are you still around you fucking autist? Get fucked.

remember when we couldn't pass fucking dentacoin?

>>20371433
Checked and I think a 1.3M stack is pretty impressive buying whilst there is FUDQ

>>20368607
The exact moment he realized he was talking with one of 'them'

>>20371747
Hey that was me :)

>>20375124
thanks anon

remember this faggot shilling his wife's children's book everywhere?

>>20375953
fuck i do what was the story behind that again i remember laughing vocally

member whalekiller?

>>20375953
almays makes me wonder again what the fuck is wrong with ame*ricans

This one is pretty good, considering he is still here

>>20375734
Kek. Yes, I remember.

>>20376072
I remember being glued to my laptop all day. Remember all the whalekiller imposters?

>>20367614
this is about xsn

>>20375124
heh

>>20375720
I've worked in the cyber-techno machinations industry too long...

>>20376072
Pretty sure that was me actually. I started doing mock whalekiller posts with bad photos, i think i just copied the trip but didn't actually put it in.

>>20374738
they forgot to add 2020 to EOY

>>20367614
$379, do not forget

>>20376147
Only other thing of note i did was harass the women at that san fran meet up.

Despite all this had to sell a good amount of link just after $1 as i had to take a year off work ill, so only have a 4k stack now. Still it's been a phenomenal ride.

It’s part of the classics now OP.

>>20367614
1
2
3

This was one of my favorite threads from last year

>>20375124
>https://vocaroo.com/b1aQoUBrxki
This is fucking gold. Thank you anon.

>>20374114
>asking about when casper is coming 2.5 years ago

>>20375124
nulinkers will never understand 2018, I probably paced around my house in my underwear ranting like this once a month

>>20376015
something about how thots were making bank while his poor pure hearted wife couldn't sell a beautiful illustrated children's book with the genius idea of anthropomorphic notes.

>>20376098
Uncle oldfag aka Astro probably offed himself by now.

>>20376204
>>20376300
Were you this anon?

>>20376072
that was such a stupid larp, lmao

>>20376300
>>20376339

>>20376335
nah he holds link, he's just a really shitty FUDer

>>20376339
Yeah that's me, still got the original gimp files.

>>20376462
Sorry didn't look at both pics. Cu Meater was another guy, i was the guy who had the fat sweaty belly pic.

>>20367993
I was banned for weeks for posting this back then
Lmao

>>20376339
>>20376300
Holy fuck I never laughed so hard in my life. Glad to see some oldfags here from the good days. When I was replying to the thread it seemed like a info grab for nufags. Good times anons

>>20376539
Kek do you have the banned screen or remember the reason?

>>20376661
>Embarrassed their parents won't invest into Request
I remember a wave of these rap threads around that time but this was definitely one of the best

Special thanks for LMFG for spoon-feeding me. They are a God-send.

>>20367713
My humble contribution gents
We were recently blessed with digits
We're gonna make it

>>20371437
L E L

Remember back when the trannies didn't distinguish between them and us

>>20367769
lelelel
>>20367744
>>20368193
how the fuck did I miss this, is there a recording somewhere?

From the last that shoop of sergey with himself was an azn guy I think. I'd consider the original rare now if anyone has it

>>20375734
Oh god yes I do.

I pretty much feel the same about ADA now.

>>20376825
Nice thanks anon saved.

>>20374096
this went beyond cringe. i literally spasmed repeatedly in horror when this happened

Most of these are from the crumb days

Remember when they were slated to present at freightwaves pre mainnet and had to cancel because of no working product? Oh yeah siiipppp

>>20376987
Wish I was around during these times man. I only came here last summer. I love all you motherfuckers who shilled this relentlessly.

>>20376490
Cu Meater is the same guy who made the Swingie are you okay video

>>20377037
I lived and breathed this place man just waiting for that next info drop and then the hunt was on.

>>20377079
Are you guys trannies? Dont lie to me fuckhead

Delphi was a reading group that used to focus on esoterica surrounding link and demeter and saturn. Anyone exploring that angle is probably connected or influenced by that group. They went underground or kicked me idk

>>20377087
Same man, I spend hours browsing here every single day since I first came here. This place really is something else and I will never forget all you beautiful people.

>>20377110
Nah, I don't like discord, though I've been on the unofficial CL one.
But the youtube channel that posted that video has the same name/image.

That reminds me wasn't there a comment section on the official site and people were leaving comments with meme names?

>>20376347
It was meant to be. Everyone was questioning whalekiller's benificence and when he going to dump on us, or get us to buy in, so i made some where he was demanding anons spend their money like that.

Also think i did a bunch that bordered on 42 psychedelic nonsense under the same whalekiller trip. I wish I'd kept them as i think they were fun.

Weird to think back to the excitement of breaching $1.

>>20377164
KYS fag

>>20377249
No u

>>20376339
holy shit I'd forgotten about this

>>20367702
just gets worse and worse, but we're all here forever after all

>>20367744
someone post the transcript kek

>>20367614
tfw ausfag who gave up on BTC at like 1 dollarydoo because it was too retarded to buy here at the time
tfw getting on LINK at 12 dollarydoos when I wanted to get on at 5 dollarydoos but still considering myself lucky

>>20377275
T-Take it back!!

>>20367769
This is the exact moment where vitalik began to be irrelevant. I was in that conference

>>20377153
Delphi is still very much around. As the circle has grown smaller, they've only become more radical.

>>20378491
>Be Sergey NAZAROV
>Make shitcoin
>Shill it to retards on a degenerate website as "the white's coin"
>Muh aayrans living in their mom's basement make you filthy rich thinking they r cucking the jew
>You are the jew
Jesus H Christ how did the crazy jew bastard cuck so many faggots like this. Unironically admirable

>>20371694
Hero's journey pilled

>>20378349
> Wearing pants
> Peepee poopoo
That explains 42. Fascinating. Would have loved to have kept up but I don't like discord

Anyone have the screenshot of the guy who sold his eth too early and then wanted to neck himself?

>>20378349
I sorta wish I could've joined, I've always enjoyed looking into whatever 42 was talking about, and it's obvious there's more going on with Link.

>>20379366

>>20367614

>>20372031
Based and self determination pilled

>>20369019
Context?

>>20367713
I was there i saw it

>>20371268
Nice
>>20372484
What'll he be sitting on this time next year?
Shame he won't be able to stream his last day at work, lol

>>20374076
I like how this post is going to get updated every year
Look forward to the first "YOU HAD A FUCKING DECADE! A FUCKING DECADE! HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU NOT SEE THIS EVEN 5 YEARS AGO NEVER MIND 10?"
Happy times

A community of deeply introverted shut-ins living completely isolated and disconnected from the real external world betting their entire lives on a technology that aims to connect isolated systems to external data from the real world... If successful, this will be their only chance to connect with the world. The irony is not lost on me. There's a reason why this one resonated so profoundly here of all places. After all, we're the only ones who can philosophically and emotionally relate to the oracle problem.

I don’t have any links fellas, but I want in and I want in big. I wanna drop at least $1000 on this, do I buy in now or wait for the inevitable dip at $10 when a bunch of the whales dump it?

>>20381045
Just buy, expect the price will go all over the place, hence me just cost averaging it from now on irrespective of value

Is it even possible for me to withdraw link if it sells for big in AUD?
Is there a way around not being able to withdraw via binance in AUD?

Someone post the video of that fat kid with his shirt off yelling “my linkies stay stinky” with his Nazi flag in the background