/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>20373334
First for Nagatoro

SNEEEEEEEEED

I love money guys. I dont even know where to spend it, I just really love seeing the green number go up.

>>20373334
He sold

Since there are a lot of lurkers in this general now.
Don't get commodity ETFs for long holds (>month), and especially don't get leveraged commodity ETFs
Ignore any and all facebook boomers that think the market gives a shit about domestic politics.

>MRNA up 20% pre market
hold me bros

>>20373372
>not spending, only accumulating
Based and Scrooge pilled

KLANGKLANGKLANGKLANGCUNNYKLANGKLANG

Premarket open. Moderna rocketing up on busty buxom volume to the tune of 22% and climbing. Airline, cruises, and hotels going hard green. There is no significant representative on the red side at this time. Golden bull charge incoming.
https://www.marketwatch.com/tools/screener/premarket

>>20370918

real estate is much safer than stocks

a stock can go to 0 unlike a piece of land or a house.

Holy shit bros.... Wti future is about to hit 41. Is this a game changer ?

>>20373402
Can confirm, I thought getting a leveraged oil ETF was the biggest brain play ever but then someone explained to me that the prices are all bullshit and the fees will fuck me anyway.

>>20373412
Yesterday I made more than I pay in six months of rent.
Hell, I dont even know where to spend money. Im happy just living a frugal life. Cheap travelling is my only real hobby. That and guns.

>>20373437
Real estate with access to clean water and arable land is the real ultimate store of value
It cannot be mined. It cannot be printed. It keeps you alive if you know how to work it.

BULLS APPEAR ON THE FIELD TO THE TUNE OF BOOM BOOM BOOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOOM BOOM BOOOM BOOOOOOOOM BADABOOM BOOOM

>>20373416
based clanging cunnster

Peloton and Zoom down a percent on tiny volume, but I'd be happy if the market sold off the stay-home stocks. I'd like to buy back into Costco, Campbell's, Clorox, and others.

>>20373454
What do you frugal faggots eat?

>>20373416
>>20373483

Good morning anon. I’m going to do another “rain-dance” for oil. I’m posting my best anime girls to help out here. I’m telling you, one of these days oil demand will return!!!

>>20373518
I lift weights as well, so lots of milk, eggs, chicken. Noodles naturally.
I cook myself and rarely eat out.

THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT WHEN MRNA PUMPS VXRT DUMPS WHEN VXRT DUMPS MRNA PUMPS

>>20373528
Oil is up too. It kinda looks like it's having a think about maybe breaking that resistance a hair above 40 buck.

>>20373540
How much would you say that is a month on average? I probably spend 200-300 of which I wast to cut in half.

>>20373450
unless WTI gets a daily canlde above the 200 day EMA i doubt we can really talk about a "game changer".
the price seems to be pretty comfy between that and the 50 day EMA. so either we see a breakdown to the top or bottom. its glued to the top since weeks now and cant get through. we might get enough news to do it and then its basicly 20%+ to the upside till the next bigger resistance.
so lets cross our fingers and hope for some nice vola to trade this lazy ass mofo (at least for the last weeks)

I hate being outperformed by boomer stocks

>Jim Cramer just wrote an article saying he likes TSLA and EVRI
Wait so is EVRI a meme PnD or is it actually a thing

Did the USPS truck contract get pushed back or something? When's the announcement?

>>20373517
I must say anon. I’m not convinced that Zoom will remain high. Huawei was recently banned in the UK as well as the US.

Lots of shit going on

Jesus christ moderna is over 100k volume already.

>>20373592

>>20373568
I dont really know desu, so I couldnt say
Depends on the month and my mood I guess. I had weeks where I ordered pizza three times and then 4 months just eating rice, beans, chicken and tuna basically.

>>20373557
>finally making money on SSL
i don't want to lose this

>>20373334
EVRI will moon today you’ve been warned

>>20373416
Hey

Someone call amazon to tell them to make sure my credit spreads fill it's IMPORTANT

>>20373615
As much as I hate Cramer, he wasn’t saying don’t sell the stock in this quote, he was telling a depositor not to take his money out

>>20373412
I unironically wish that were me

-bobo sent using tapatalk

>>20373685
HODL????? Diamond hands to the bottom right?

>>20373707
Anon, what...?

Here we go boys

>>20373518
Onions.

Also. I’m going to post this image that I stole the other day.

>>20373707
what bottom?

it's an FDIC insured bank. Everyone got their deposits. That's what "do not take your money out" meant. It meant don't start bank runs.

I think you know you're posting bullshit.

>>20373592
link?

>>20373605
So you think that's what could be causing the drop in Zoom? It's possible. I'm still hoping for cheapies on the red hot growth stocks, and the stay-at-home stocks I mentioned.

I probably won't get them, because if I'm thinking it, it's probably a small spec thought that is too late or wrong.

>>20373820
looks like it going to dump today desu.

next meme stock to get into for someone who can't trade premarket and has to rely on swingin ?

>>20373870
Set up a position whenever PHUN hits 1.2. Sell whenever there is a news article.
Consistent, for me, 10%+ swings.

>>20373870
AMC are either going bankrupt this year, or bouncing back hard. They are the biggest cinema chain in the world.
I think they are reopening at the start of August.

Is General Electric a good long term hold (1y+)?
They are under $7 right now.

>>20373416
RTX chads
XOM chads
Represent
Muh gains

the song of my people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuUjWtv_yMM

>>20373592
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJ40QRTC0RA

I'm tempted to get back in on yesterday's dump, bros...
There's no way the CCP will let it have a terrible first day on the market, right??

>ANALYSIS-SMIC's Shanghai listing tests if money alone can bring chip dominance to China

>SHANGHAI, July 15 (Reuters) - China's biggest chipmaker SMIC is set to follow its staggering $6.6 billion share sale with its Shanghai market debut on Thursday, just as Sino-U.S. tension widens the chasm it wants to cross to reach global leader TSMC, industry insiders said.

>Semiconductor Manufacturing International Corp (SMIC) has found itself in the slipstream of a government drive to develop an independent chip industry. Its Hong Kong stock price has surged three-fold since March as investors bought into sentiment accompanying its listing plans.

>Its second-biggest shareholder, the state-backed China Integrated Circuit Industry Investor Fund, signed up as the largest strategic investor of the offering which, by Monday close, had attracted 566 times as much money from retail investors as shares available.

>However, SMIC's global aspirations fall under the shadow of tense Sino-U.S. relations, punctuated by tech import tariffs and coloured by a U.S. boycott of China's Huawei Technologies Co Ltd on security grounds, which threatens business between the telecom equipment maker and suppliers such as SMIC.

>Even if SMIC acquired technology in its race to catch Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing Co Ltd (TSMC), the 20-year-old firm lacks the intellectual property and process know-how to win top customers for at least a decade, experts said.

>Its capital spending could more than double this year from last at $4.7 billion, S&P Global analysts estimated - just a third of TSMC's forecast spend.

(Goes on to talk about how behind they are and huawei and other stuff)

Reminder, don't bet against socialism for the rich

>>20373971
>$17 a share
christ
>"Some people have questioned if you have a business model"
>"well, jim recommended bear stearns so fuck him"
>doesn't address the business plan issue, doesn't say when he plans to turn a profit
not impressed.

I like elon less now, and can understand why there was such doubt.

>BRKb at $80
>JPM at $37
>Home Depot at $29
>Visa at $72

AMAZON AT FUCKING $113 PER SHARE
REEEEEEE I WANT TO GO BACK

>>20373970
No wait I found better video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2R9lMeJXU0

the golden bull run starts in 4 hours and 23 minutes

>>20374131
I’ll allow it

What are some of the best and relatively safe long-term stocks. I want to buy and forget about them as a hedge against my crypto stack and inflation.
Initially thinking about Mastercard
Help a fren out

Moo?

>>20374210
KO
XOM
VZ
PFE
WMT

Holy shit this volume on Moderna, AAL, and Carnival. 150k+ in an hour of premarket. Each!

>>20374210
How safe do you wanna go? You can buy SPY and you will bear inflation in the long term for sure. It also pays dividends.

Is the stock price actually going up or is that inflation catching up?

>>20374235
Bit of both I think.

I know that some people are gambling on cruises, but that will be the absolute last industry to recover, right??

>>20374258
We are headed for some inflation with all this money printing I imagine.

What is the next EVRI, WKHS, VXT?

>Aapl wins EU court case
MOO!
New ATH's FOR DOW, NASDAQ, FNGU!!!

>>20374210
I like MA, but you'r basically asking for index funds.

How do I defend a short put?

>>20374235
Very little appreciation. Very much inflation. Because its being inversed by the DXY and tracking with gold.

>>20374265
That seems like it should make sense.

>>20374291
Roll down or out in time, make sure you aren't rolling into earnings. Which underlying?

>>20374217
Post more of that qt cow!

>>20374321
The only real advice niqqa

Never forget big money trying to scare retail investors from buying

OK, I'm gonna get a few hours of sleep, please keep an eye on the bull run for me!

>>20374330
One more!

After lurking for a little while, ive come to the conclusion that 99% of you dont know anything about valuation. You just seem to state a stance you have without any particular grounding and just pray for the stock value to go according to this stance.

How many of you have math/finance degrees so that you can substabtiate your claims?

People on this board need to read a book on valuations and stop talking about crypto without any knowledge.

>>20374368
Hey anon? Can you post more of the cowgirl? She seems nice

>>20374291
PYPL, MSFT

>>20374376
I barely graduated highschool. But I am taking a course in community college about 3d printers and stuff.

I don’t know about money and stuff. I just buy and sell the news.

Reeeee I got shaken out of a position yesterday, it's up today and everything else I'm holding is down

>>20374409
what position

>>20374368
Nice, i only had two pics of her so far

>>20374210
DJ30, SPY then add the following:

> ultra-pussy: QQQ, SOXX
> moderate: QLD, USD
> MAX GAINS: TQQQ, SOXL

>>20373554
CALM DOWN VXRT BRO WE ARE GREEEEEN

>>20374376
>have math/finance degrees
yup
but my DD still consists of green line go up

>>20374376
Use the original pasta for max replies.

>finance degrees
I do and I have certifications for data analytics.

>>20374376
I have slowly come to the terrible revelation that none of you know what the fuck you are doing. I have a Master's in Accountancy with a minor in Finance. I work for a fortune 100 as a corporate accountant with a CMA and CPA. I used to have some faith in anon. None of you know how to actually value a company. You have no fucking clue how taxes work. You can't read financial statements. For fuck's sake you think TA works and the entire field of decision science churns out dissertations every other day highlighting their absolute dismay at the fact that brainlets ever consider using it. You have no idea what Dunning-Kruger is. You don't know what survivorship bias is. You are too fucking uneducated and stupid to comprehend how fucked you are.

Idk why I'm even posting this, fucking good luck kids.

>>20374507
>Yup. This is data.

>>20374507
Mr Financier, please tell us, are we inflating, or it is just a meme as some anons suggest?

>>20374534
Look at TQQQ and answer that question for yourself.

>>20374525
I'm not even sure if this is meant to be ironic or just plain ignorant.

>>20374534
>are we inflating
Just you anon, just you.

I sure hope you are all on the RTX train
If not it’s still good to buy in now

>>20374555
It was a joke, anon.

What is “cunny”?

Is oil companies already priced in for this meeting?

I have a degree in business administration from a bumfuck college and I can say with certainty that the green line will go up until it doesn't, but the stock market is really irrelevant and the next big sell off will come from things outside the stock market (like repo fails and another liquidity crisis)

if stocks go down, bond yields go down and the dollar goes up at the same time, bad things might be happening behind the scenes

>>20374630
That girl needs to stop doing drugs and find God

>>20374493
>>20374376
I have a physics degree and i usually don’t do more than an hour of DD because i mostly invest in stocks like msft . The market is so volatile during corona that its not even worth the effort to DD smaller companies. You could literally dump your entire savings on any non-shit-tier company during the first crash and you would have tripled your investment.

P.S. i buy AMD @50 without any DD and shill it until it hits @60 without providing any facts. So far i swinged that 3 times

>>20374603
nope if opec decides to fuck over the USA again you could see a real bad day for oilfags

>>20374376

I studied math in college, did some finance classes, learned about swaps, black scholes, delta-hedging, butterfly spread, DCF, etc., etc.
I do not use any of it.

>>20374376
Nice pasta

I just feel like buying more calls on Tesla

>DXY is on its way to revisiting march low
This bull market has so little steam left in it its literally eating the dollar itself to keep going.

We're looking at a repeat of yesterday, wild dump of futures will spill into open up to the first half, unless Jerome decides to fuck it and pump it right at the start.

>>20373618
Are you me? Cheers, frugalbro.

>>20374771
Dollar weakness is bullish right now. A strong dollar means high demand for USD which means liquidating USD denominated assets, the easiest to liquidate being stocks and bonds

What happened with airlines? Will my CHR go back up now?
How about PNG? They got some military contracts, but is the stock going to go up beyond being a penny stock?

JPM earnings were great. are the other banks fine too? I don't want to buy the fucking top

>>20374815
I had soup and 2 bell peppers for dinner

>>20374858
Don’t worry about airlines right now brother, just accumulate and as the virus subsides you will see huge gains virtually guaranteed. You shouldn’t be in airlines right now if you want quick money

>dude tits dude anime dude porn just beat off and consoom there is nothing wrong with it. Let me ruin the day ahead by fapping at 6 22 AM

>>20374815
The problem I have is I need a decent amount of protein since I work a physical job and have quite a bit of meat on me. I played sports as a kid so I am very used to taking in insane amounts of calories daily. I want to be under 10 dollars a day with decent tasting food, and honestly fast food is often the best value for calories/protein + added benefit of being cooked and ready for consumption.

>>20374987
being fat is not meat

>>20374935
Long holds are fine, CHR is just testing my hands. Bigest loser I hold and it's hurting me to look at.

>>20374654
Yeah but what's the odds of that happening

>>20373402
I've been holding BNO for like 3 months and am up over 80%. Did I fuck up?

>>20374603
>>20374654
>you could see a real bad day for oilfags

what's fucking new

why am i machinist? I keep entering the oil sector

>>20375057
>What are the odds that happens?

I don’t know. Not good? I’m sure they wanna make money too.

>>20373452
they are good during bull runs but you need to dump fairly quickly

I lost my job. I have 1000 dollars of savings
My plan is to invest all this money and find a new job, then after a few months of working buy more shares of soemthing, are there any no risk stocks I could buy to get some more bucks?

>>20375075
Hang in there oilanons...

>>20375103
Buy ramen noodles and pay rent with those $1000

You only bet disposable income not your life line

>>20374376
>math/finance degrees
Okay pasta variation, could have used a little more text. All good pastas are text wall. 4/10.

Anyway, advanced math will not help in stock market. Finance can to a degree but finance is much more suitable for arranging businesses for most optimal revenue outcome. People with either background will initially find the market very frustrating. Price action is more complex than you assume because the human element and the competitive nature of trading make it so. You'll pull out your hair witnessing market frequently do things it shouldn't, according to your formulas and models both fundamental and technical, do.

>>20375103
Indexes

>>20375075
>>20375125

Our day is coming fren. Don’t you worry lads

>>20375062
>oil futures
No, that is how you do it

>>20373632
I sold a 7.5 call friday yesterday to make a quick 180. I was hoping itll expire worthless so I can grab another call next month and pull ~2.1k. If its called I'll make 2.5k on underlying so whatever

>>20375103
>no risk stocks
No. There is low, moderate, and high risk to choose from. Treasury bonds are very low risk but their yield is so low right now you may as well stay in cash. Index funds are traditional low risk long term investment.

>>20375152
I have 144 royal Dutch shell shares and it was the worst investment I ever made

>>20375022
I have some fat, sure, but I can bench 220 lbs and curl 60 lbs dumbbells for example. Currently I am 187 lbs.

>>20375103
buy calls

these past few months have been
>making a little bit on swing trades on random stocks
>losing it all on options
i just can't seem to make options work
i've just opened some debit spreads maybe this will help

>>20374791
For anyone trading futures, this is it we're nearing peak before the dump. Load up those shorts.

DJIA will close +1.5% today

>>20375214
I own some Royal Dutch as well

>>20375133
Do you have a math background or are you making conjectures? It's useful to find arbitrage opportunities, but then again institutions are already own it, with their own math nerds and programmers writing bots.

>>20375252
Im buying MRNA puts. I'm getting tired of this PnD firm

>>20375214
I owned way less and couldnt deal with it no more.

>>20375258
Will it ever come back to glory? Or should I just cut my losses and go somewhere else, I originally brought them because of the dividend and now that’s been cut also

IM A PSYCHOPATH

>>20375283
>arbitrage
Not trading manually you're not. There was a time some years ago in crypto when that may have been feasible. Not now.

I hope its red today. I wanna buy more cheapies..

Why this makes me so horny?

>>20375312
Beats me. I’m holding XOM and RDSB. I don’t generally give financial advice

I fell for the meme when elon said that the stock price was too high. I sold at the peak for that day and now hes announcing a giga factory in Berlin. Stocks only go up I guess.

>>20375405
Association of cows with fertility. I don't know about the blood though

>>20375487
Stock only go down, you will see soon enough.

TSLA up 5% pre market

>>20375487
Don't baghold TSLA stock. Just buy deep OTM calls like everyone else riding that unbelievable options bubble. 1 of those calls will cost 1% of a TSLA share but give twice the movement.

>>20375549
What does deep OTM calls mean?

>>20375583
Out of The Money or thus when the share price is currently below the strike price for calls.
So a deep OTM on Tesla would be a call with a strike price way beyond the current, which should therefore be quite cheap.

>>20375318
>x3
im holding x15 since 3 weeks you know nothing

>>20375616
how has AH and premarket treating so far?

>>20375625
what?

>>20375606
TSLA options are weird as hell
there's a 7/31 $3,500 and the premium is $12.15
wtf how the hell do you buy that

>>20374630
>snorting Pixy Stix

I tried that once, it was agonizing. granulated sugar crystals are very jagged and the mucous membranes are very sensitive to pain.

>>20375673
It's a combination of retail / robinhood investors getting in that have no idea how to value these options and are willing to pay whatever together with insane volatility.

>>20375606
I've been burned on TSLA calls before. That whole SEC debacle. I was holding their stock because I barely made it by the skin of my teeth that november when the price started to rocket up. I'm not touching that POS company with a 10 foot pole. Any other company would have had the SEC up their ass and around the corner by now. I hope you bros make your money, but I want that fucker to burn.

>>20374368
MILLLLLLLLLKKKKKKK!

nio down almost 3% pre market

>>20375708
but doesn't that mean they should devalue quickly?
i don't understand how you're supposed to make money with far OTM options on TSLA "at a fraction of the cost of a share"
this shit is insanely expensive

>>20375673
>broke ass plebbit

>waiting for peak
>stand and get food
>it already reversed
Well shit.

Dunkaroos are back. They were front and center at 7-11 this morning. This will be huge. Who do I invest in?

>>20375739
i'm not broke
i COULD buy them
but why the hell would i?
even if the stock moons that call is going to be worthless

>>20375673
Don't bother with a contract that far out.
>yes, that is too far out for TSLA
Gamma is being absolutely abused to the stratosphere with TSLA so you want short dated deep OTM TSLA calls. Less than 2 week expiry so 7/24 preferably purchased on Friday 7/17. This is the purest form of bubble there is and the rug can be pulled at any time. But if you see 4000 c open up on that day you buy them ASAP to prepare for another options pump of the price.
Started with a market manipulator, now its self sustaining to an extent. The only thing that's been subtly exploding at the same time are deep OTM puts in the 800-1000 range.
Keep in mind that 7/24 means an expiration after earnings. So don't get greedy. But I have literally been seeing 0.15 -> 5 swings in a single day. The only way to get that kind of return is to own ~30 TSLA shares

>>20373334
Source?
Also thanks to anyone who shilled schrödinger a few months ago here.

>>20375758
yeah i'm not touching that shit

Which one of the three is the best investment?

>>20373334
Best UK broker? I don't even care about the money, I'm basically like >>20373372

>Buy BAC options, they immediately plummet
>Buy MARK options, they immediately plummet
>OPK shoots up so much that it softens the blow a little bit
This is just gambling. None of these drops make any fucking sense. Kill me.

>>20375811
being a sex offender/pedophile is not a good investment.

>>20375749
Parent company for that is General Mills. Ticker GIS.

>>20375758
TSLA puts are not even worth it, the premiums are too high for the little money you will thus make comparatively.

>>20375318
ty for the new gambling instrument, added to my watchlist

>>20373334
>didn’t buy the dip


Lmao

>>20373596
3-4 months

Any bets of how far dollar will go down? It's almost at pre covid levels

>>20375811
Middle one
>>20375852
>He doesn't know

>>20375832
trading212

I caught covid ;__;

>>20375943
my advice as an actual, real-life doctor, is to enjoy what time you have left to live
because you will 100% die within the next 75 years

Reminder that spreads are for pussies and the only real way to trade options is naked directional bets.

>>20375973
>not leveraged weather futures
WE GOT A COOLER IN HERE

>>20375943
My dad got it. I got tested yesterday. Waiting on my death bed for results. Also for zom and gnus to recover. Made a few bucks with plug drop Monday however

>>20375969
>not investing in bionics to extend life 100-200 years.
ngmi

IS THIS BULLISH?

>>20375923
what did you say about me you little bitch

>>20375487
>he is announcing a giga factory in Berlin
this is 6months old news. you were not informed in the first place

Buy DFFN before it leaves penny stock status

>>20375832
IBRK I guess

>>20376062
>biopennys
I'll pass

God damn, whenever there is any hint of a vaccine, oil immedietly goes up.

Airlines too. Next dump I'm going to get more oil. Or maybe in a dip today

GOLDMAN SACHS BEAT EXPECTATIONS BY 60% WE ENTER BULL RUN TODAY

>>20376081
sauce.

>>20376089
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

>>20376081
Wow, it crushed its previous earnings, too.

>>20376089
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/07/15/goldman-sachs-gs-earnings-q2-2020.html

>>20376062
TOPS is the only play today

Golden bull run today guys. Should I drop anything pre-market? I want to drop mark and bioc so bad, I want more oil

>>20376081
not yet
i don't have enough IVR

>>20373685
no that was just his lame excuse he was absolutely talking about the stock you cramer apologist

>>20373372
>>20373412
Based out of proportion

>>20376081
Scum

>>20376166
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUkbdjetlY8

>>20373592
holy fucking bearhug bros

>>20376141
shill me on the bottom of TOPS

>Vincent Kosuga
Vincent W. Kosuga was an American onion farmer and commodity trader best known for manipulating the onion futures market. Public outcry over his practices led to the passing of the Onion Futures Act, which banned the trading of futures contracts on onions.
>With his partner Sam Seigel, a fellow onion trader and owner of a local produce company, Kosuga embarked upon a scheme to corner the onion futures market. In the fall of 1955, Seigel and Kosuga bought enough onions and onion futures so that they controlled 98 percent of the available onions in Chicago. Millions of pounds of onions were shipped to Chicago to cover their purchases. By late 1955, they had stored 30,000,000 pounds (14,000 tons) of onions in Chicago. They then convinced onion growers to begin purchasing their inventory by threatening to flood the market with onions if they did not.

>As the growers began buying onions, Seigel and Kosuga purchased short positions on a large amount of onion contracts. They also arranged to have their stores of onions reconditioned because they had begun to spoil. They shipped them outside of Chicago to have them cleaned and then repackaged and re-shipped back to Chicago. The new shipments of onions caused many futures traders to think that there was an excess of onions and further drove down onion prices in Chicago. By the end of the onion season in March 1956, Seigel and Kosuga had flooded the markets with their onions and driven the price of 50 pounds (23 kg) of onions down to 10 cents a bag. In August 1955, the same quantity of onions had been priced at $2.75 a bag. So many onions were shipped to Chicago in order to depress prices that there were onion shortages in other parts of the United States.

>Seigel and Kosuga made millions of dollars. Though this drove many onion farmers into bankruptcy

>Kosuga was defiant, replying to his critics: "If it's against the law to make money... then I'm guilty".

What a hero.
How can we even compete?

>>20376192
>bear stearns in not in trouble, if anything they are more than likely to be taken over

Invest in the Hidamari Apartments.

I liquidated approx 30% of my stock portfolio yesterday. I had around 340k and I took out 120k. I am using the funds to pay off the remainder of my student loans and I am buying a luxurious, fully uprgaded singlewide trailer in a gated community lot and rent will only be $300 a month and I will own the home. I am going to use the rest of the money to go to grad school.

I do not have faith int he markets for the short term. I think the market is going to be shit until the election. I think after four more years of trump the markets will probably be great but in the meantime it is just too uncertain and I felt like this was a really good time to pull out.

I bought in back when the dow was 18k. so even with corona damage I was still pulling double digit returns. The market was about 30k before corona so it sucks that I only have about 220k in but I felt this was the most practical decision overall. Plus I can fuck my girlfriend in the extra large, luxury stone walled shower.

>>20376260
nice blog

>>20376260
Good luck m8

>>20373334
Should I get out after the first hour of market? Or should I go deeper with the cash I have left over? Help me /smg/.

>>20374593
ngmi

WHAT ARE THE PLAYS FOR THE DAY
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EVERYTHING IS BEATING ANALYST EXPECTATIONS WE ARE GOING TO BE SO FUCKING GREEN TODAY HOLY FUCKKKKKKKKK

>>20375103
supposedly chainlink is hot right now and about to explode. Do your own research though. I still am not fully informed. Just possibly a good lead. There's tons of threads here about it.

>>20376235
>finance shenanigans ruins the lives of thousands of hardworking, honest american families once again
OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>20375217
Lol nobody can curl 60lb dumb bells. your form is probably shit. I'm the second biggest guy in my gym and I can only strict curl 45's and the biggest dude in the gym can do 55's.

Finna do a SPY 7/17 C320

Should I get some NRGU?

>>20376302
TO BUY
THE FUCKING
DIP

>B-But its at an ATH, senpai!
Its not an ATH, its a future dip.
Except you have the great privilege to buy the dip now.

>>20374593
essentially the vagina of a minor, lots of pedo neets on here.

>>20376271
Thanks : )

>>20376329

>>20376306
Yeah, but no guidance. This will bite a bunch of people next quarter when expectations deviate from reality.

>>20376273
Thanks friendo : )

>>20373437
This is nothing like 2008 anon. Back then you could get zero income or asset verification loans in a hour. I know someone who wanted to buy a condo for $200K. He told Nationwide or someone like that he needed a loan. They asked him how much he made and he said $100K a year. The person helping him said that won't get it, I need you to say you make $200K a year he did and got it, put $30K in work in it, sold it for $375K 9 months later. You could get zero down payment loans and then if you bought a property, your bank would get you a line of credit check book with $100K in it. I am in real estate and eveyone I have seen buying since 2010 put at least 20% down. Most of mine have been cash investors. I'm writing an offer today for a client that owns 60 Beach properties? It's a lot he has never seen. $550K cash, close in 2 weeks.

Thinking this is 2008 is literally the dumbest take I think I have ever read here. So congrats anon, I'll remember you forever.

>>20376287
>>20376302
Nobody knows what the fuck is going on in this clown market anymore. At this point shit can swing either way. I have a good feeling about rigl and vxrt continuing their pump, but I think airlines and oils are at risk due to the new covid shutdown orders.

>>20376329
I played football, wrestling and baseball as a kid, and football in HS, I could probably do more but I don't work out much.

>>20376385
Just don't fuck yourself up bro. Ego lifting is a thing. I bet you swing like a motherfucker.

>>20376419
Also was referring to 10-12 reps.

>>20376411
>>20370918
I meant this dumb ass ^
>>20373437
You are 100% correct.

>>20376424
That wasn’t even me. I curl 20’s cause I’m a 5’11 thinlet.

>>20376417
Holy fuck you are a lighthouse in the dark. I'm bagholding RIGL august calls and the IV is fucking crushing me.

>>20376419
Just be careful bro. Not saying you aren't strong. Just from one gym rat to another. Be safe.

>>20370918
Weren't rental prices safe during the last crash?

>>20376417
>new covid shutdown orders
I thought Trump was ordering everything to open up and that we have a vaccine that created anti-bodies in 100% of participants.

>>20376452
It took me a second but I caught that. Keep going. I was in your shoes once. When I started I was so weak I couldn't even squat the bar. 10 years later I'm repping 405.

>>20376475
trump doesn’t control states and he hasn’t even reopened things he controls like from europe

>>20376475
Dems are pushing hard for it. California has already enacted its second shutdown.

>>20376475
>covid shutdown orders have anything whatsoever to do with reality

>>20375940
>>20376064
Thanks guise, see you soon when I can talk about stonks with you all!

Is ps5 and Xbox hype enough to make GME run soon?

>>20376527
I use Tastyworks btw.
You might check that one out too. I like them more than IBRK

>>20374376
I work as a risk quant.

Why am I not holding more oil?

>>20374593
Baby don't hurt me
don't hurt me
No more

I have $1000 in credit. What are some long term holdings I should invest in?

When do I dump my VXRT on you retards?

>>20376465
Say what you want about rentcucks, but they are getting free rent right now on the landlords dime.

>>20376555
Hows the fees? Dont they charge 50 for withdrawal?

>>20376538
No idea, but if sales are successful it should definitely boost AMD a bit.

>>20376592
fagman

>>20376419
>normalton scum brags about intramurals
do you know where the fuck you are nigger?

What time is the dip?

>>20374376
Valuation is dead. Companies with strong value prospects / good financials lose share value or remain stagnant. The current market is all driven by hype, FOMO, and to a lesser extent RH kiddies. Want to make money? Buy fucking Zoom or Shopify or some meme shit that's bankrupt.
This is clown world and your TA doesn't mean jack shit here.

Do any of you actually realize what's happening today? Long everything. When I say long everything, I mean long everything. Today will be historic for the US.

>>20376619
I'm doing the into the fire mission to become a fire breather on fallout 76 since its on gamepass now. Jesus. This is spoopy to see irl

>>20376629
No dips today my dude. Dow to ATH before August

>>20376642
You gon' learn today.

>>20376629
>'Ee expected ze deep?
>Pomp eet.

>>20376645
Is that game still shit?

>>20376634
Sounds like the new normal phase before the bubble pops

>>20376526
Maybe not, but the normies who take them seriously will.

I long for the 2nd Govt check. 2400 extra dollars in free money.. T-babies are homeless you know..

>>20376642
If spy can’t break 223 today again we’re going to crash hard again.

I have 16k in cash, what should I put it in?

>>20374376
I'll have you know that money is made up and this entire system we live in is a Jewish scam. Everything is a joke and nothing matters.

nasdaq red today all other indexes green

I find it ridiculous that this market insists in trying to moon. I for one welcome the crash.

>>20374593
The meaning of life.

> 15th straight day I woke up to pee at all 2am and couldn't go back to sleep
Bros, why the fuck can't I sleep? This shit is staying to get to me. Yesterday I irrationally sold a bunch of stuff I was planning on holding for a year just to buy new shiny things. I'm afraid I'm going to FOMO in to something stupid today.

>>20376719
ask and you shall recieve

Should I buy more cpe premarket?

>>20376606
Yeah. the only real fee they charge. (Aside from 1$ for option opening which is laughably small)
And only to non-US accounts.

But they dont really matter to me with the amount Im trading. And I might actually go to the US at some point and open a US account so no problem for me.
And it might still turn out cheaper than IBRK if you do not withdraw that much.

>>20376728
Awake at 2am?
Good

>>20376689
a piggybank
the mattress
gold, for the obvious as fuck spike

What happened to the "blood red earnings week" that was going to retest March lows? The gay bears have gotten quiet today.

>>20376728
Need to get into kratom bro. In the morning I just drink some kratom pop an adderall and eat some eggs and I’m ready to go.

MRNA or INO for covid-19 vaccine. Who will win the race? Should I just invest in both?

>>20376619
There is no intramural football and wrestling especially in HS, sure I didn’t play travel baseball and didn’t want to anyways, though my local league did play a few travel teams in playoffs which we had beaten with my all-star team one year. I only mentioned it because anon didn’t believe why I would be able to lift that much, if I had never done sports I would be probably be fat and weak. My parents required me to do sports or a club at school, so I chose just to do sports since I was already doing them, it was both a good and bad experience, I wish I was more of a nerd and had time to do hobbies I actually enjoyed.

>>20376765
any minute now the crash will happen and you RETARDED AS FUCK BULLS will disappear forever

>>20376728
Do sports.

new

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>>20376783
>high school sports
nothing like life-long injuries with nothing more to show for it than above-average strength that is pretty much useless unless you're a brainlet manual laborer
my knees hurt

>>20376805
Cope

>>20376765
that's the narrative
you don't follow the narrative, do you?

>>20376816
Still early

What should I buy at open today?

>>20375769
>Schrödinger
That was me (and possibly one or two other anons) but I actually pussied out shortly after. I'm happy for your gains anon...

Today is Nokias day. Buy in early!

Did Powell sacrifice more interns to the printing press or something?

>>20375973
>Der Wanderer Über Dem Bürgermeme

>>20376768
Please take care of your heart

>>20376671
Yea, but I already pay for game pass so I might as well

>>20376847
AEYE

Can someone make a proper smg with an nhentai link and anime op pic?

>>20376875
I’ll cut out the salt on the eggs

>>20376847
Msft

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>>20376768
Are you me in 2015

>>20375832
IG trading. Dont use anything else, plenty of low cap companies listed unlike faggot212

>>20376759

>not waking up at 11:30 pm

>>20376148
When is this recovering anon? my average is 6.25! these are heavy bags

>>20374648
That's a fragile strategy, brother.

>>20376768
This is like a speedball for poorfags

Is today going to be a big happening? Are people gonna be jumping from buildings?

EU absolutely btfo

>>20376302
DJ30, Unihealth gonna moon.

>>20376847
nothing
open is a terrible time to buy

>>20376592
VTI

>>20377341
Why