/biz/ - Business & Finance

Hey Dave. How ya doin?

>>20332345
Better than I deserve, whats up?

>>20332360
I fucked your mom. You want to think about what you did to deserve that?

>>20332402
Well thats a tough situation you're in. How much debt do you have?

>>20332300
Hey Dave. I accidentally killed this stripper and she's in the back of my pickup wrapped up in a rug atm. How do you recommend I tell my wife? Or should I just shove all our assets into a crypto wallet and run to peru? Thanks for the help!

>>20332428
Hey Dave what do you think about chainlink? Also thanks for helping me get out of more debt than I would've otherwise.

>>20332634
Well killing a stripper is a poor decision, did you at least rob her before you threw her in the rug?

>>20332300
Hey Dave, long time listener first time caller here. I've been wondering, do you pee pee more than you poo poo? Also how stinky are your linkies?

>>20332638
I didnt do anything! You are the one who made the decisions yourself.
Chainlink is the only crypo I would invest in over the next 2 and a half hours, after that, I would suggest dogecoin. Whats your income?

>>20332663
I did. My net worth (assuming my wife doesn't divorce me) - is now $56,025.31

>>20332695
Well son that depends on how much you eat. What do you do for a living?

>>20332715
Thats a good start! What baby step are you on?

>>20332700
I'm a wagie at a fast food restaurant.

>>20332715
Divorce can be a sticky situation so can bankruptcy so I tell people to avoid both. Thanks.

>>20332300
Hi Dave,
I'm 36 years old and have $450,000 in my portfolio. $80,000 is in bond ETFs, the rest is in index funds and a few stocks I got a bargain on.
I have a useless college degree, I'm unmarried, have no debt, live on my own rent free in a family property, don't work, and have a qt gf.
All I do is lift weights, practice guitar, and play video games.
What should I do with my life?

>>20332754
Good that you are not leeching off the governemt for neetbux. How hot is your wife? Could you divorce her and milk her for all shes worth in more ways than one?

>>20332300
Hey Dave, I put my stimulus check into the Dow Jones, when can I withdraw my fortune?

>>20332736
Well I did accidentally ejaculate in the stripper before killing her. So I was at baby step 1, but now we're back to 0

>>20332776
Wife had a smoking hot body, but let herself go a bit. I don't see how that helps in this situation.

>>20332300
Hey Dave, thanks for taking my call much appreciated. What are your thoughts on RSR and how many to I need to get a waifu?

>>20332775
Thank you for calling son. Its always good to hear you have a disposable income. I would suggest selling all shares of Google, a small worthless company, and invest heavily into Enron, they are a sure fire win for you. What is your income?

>>20332811
The DOW is a waste of money, son. Why arent you becoming a debt collector? Or you should start by investing 15% of your income, and pay off your student loan debt. Thanks for calling you idiot.

>>20332821
Baby Step Zero means death, son. I am so sorry. Thanks for calling!

>>20332823
I suggest leasing her out for prostitution and becoming a pimp. You can make at least an extra $1500 a week.

>>20332877
Hello son thank you for calling! A waifu is a waste of money! She offers no return on investment, you cannot pimp her like a 3D woman, so I would suggest against that. I also would suggest not investing anything until you pay off all debts except your mortgate. How long have you been with your waifu?

>>20332300
Hey Dave, thanks for having me. I've been thinking of incubating myself with precious metals. I am planning to make an incision on my upper thigh all the way until the muscle, and carefully place some gold&silver coins in there. I will then seal up the wound. My body juices will provide nourishment to the precious metals, rejuvenate my energy, and make them grow like my organs. My big full body will assimilate them, as I essentially impregnate my leg with them. When my scar is completely healed, I will switch jobs, so no one in my circle knows what I did. Then, one day in the office, once the metals have gotten enough body juice nutrients, I will go in my boss' office, open up my thigh in front of him, and drop the big, new, nourished metals on the floor, amidst my body juices. At that point, they should be big and full enough to provide me with "fuck you" money so I can quit my new job.
So what do you think?

>>20332300
Hi Dave I've got this itch on my crotch? Yea and its smelly. It started when I forgot to clean my dave ramsay sex doll? pee pee poo poo. But no I'm doing good. Better than I deserve

Sorry ladies and gentlemen, all done for now, I am going to put you through for my free book. See you all tomorrow!

>>20333333
WASTED

>>20333333
checked and daveramseypilled lmao

>>20333333
Absolutely wasted on this boomer faggot. Kys

>>20333333
Well done

>>20332300
Dave masturbated to the show for years first time infiltrating the building. I have about 300 dollars in crack in me and 800 dollars of explosives on me you have 30 minutes to find the chocolate pudding I hid before I light myself and this bitch up!

Hi Dave, I'm 100k in debt and just bought a new car since I need one for work, as I started a new job at Uber eats after getting laid off. The new car was an additional $30k, but I got $5k cash back to help pay bills.

I also have a rice and beans allergy.

>>20332300
Hey Dave I'm a huge faggot with about 300k in medical debt because I keep prolapsing my anus at Chainlink meetups. What do you suggest I do?

>>20332300

Hey Dave,

What do you think about QE and the financial bailouts in 2009?

>>20333333
check'd

>>20333333
check'd thanks dave

>>20333333
Thanks Dave. Checked.

>>20332300
Hey Dave, huge fan.

So uhh basically i'm 12 thousand dollars in credit card debt and I bet my entire 20 thousand college loan on NIO stock and Chainlink cryptocurrencies at all time highs.

Wondering if it's worth it to take on a 50 thousand dollar loan to buy a new bmw this summer before I go back to college this fall?

Thanks.