/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>20307879
Put in a buy order for 1500 EVRI at 6.70. Maybe it'll go thru in the morning

genetically engineered catgirls for domestic ownership edition

first for fuck the gookposter

>>20307910

Second for fuck animeposters

>>20307907
based.

Splendid futures tonight, gentlemen.

>dividends
>tankers
>oil stocks (instead of wti futures)
>shorting tesla
>buying boomer stocks
>memefolio failing to out perform QQQ or even SPY ytd or yearly
>anything related to gold at all
>rtx
>bank stocks
don't be upset, remember to not get married to your shitty positions, just switch already

Alright, as manager of the hypothetical /biz/dex I think a rebalance might be in order. I want to keep the list with about this many entries and representative of most /biz/ stinkers. I have a hunch that one of these EV memes is going to make a breakout onto the list so I need suggestions of what to remove.
My hunch is NET. That is actually making moves that aren't typical of a /biz/dex holding. LSI might be next on the chopping block not because it isn't stinking, but because only 1 poster really bothers with it.

>>20307905
I was about to put in an order but off hours trading feels sketchy to me these days. I bet it'll dip lower than that within the first hour of open - then moon mission

>>20307924
third for fuck baggie

I just finished three Yuengling's, skimmed through all of Day Trading for Dummies (it wasn't very helpful btw), and now I'm off to bed. sweet dreams /biz/, it's gonna be a crabby week

so whats the new shill of the week broskies

As long as NVDA goes +10 in the next two days I'll be fine.

Going all in on EVRI and SOLO in the morning. Wish me luck bro’s.

I've never felt better than I did today. I hope tomorrow brings us even closer to God.

>>20307974

Crabbing a bit too much for my taste

NOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKING NASDAQERINOOOOO WHY ARE YOU UNDERPERFORMING THE DOW

>>20307976
Is that up to date? Where are those numbers for IVR coming from, e.g. 3.06 and 3.02? It also jumped up hard on Friday, might start another run up

>>20307975
stop bashing RTX

>>20307975
>remember to not get married
decent advice there

>>20307978
Everytime I have waited I missed. CARV was one I caught by getting in BH

>>20307327
>serious girlfriend
Okay but what if I have no romantic experience what's so ever. That shit is like a cloud that's always floating over my head and eats away at me. Not a kiss, not even a hand to hold, nothing. It's so bad it makes me feel like I'm not worthy of doing completely unrelated things because I always go like "How do you expect to manage this if a girl never even liked you? Go back to high school and have sex you loser, oh wait, you fucking can't it's over". Really does feel like I'm never going to escape this.

>>20308011
Bro I’m trying to get SOLO too. They might use them as cheap rental vehicles apparently.

>>20307996
EVRI definitely and maybe SOLO and NIO

>>20308033
I'm just worried Robinhood will pull some "oopsie! lol" bullshit and not put my order through, then I'll wake up and be pissed that I didn't just do it myself at like 9:45

>>20308028
>Where are those numbers for IVR coming from, e.g. 3.06 and 3.02? It also jumped up hard on Friday, might start another run up
This post is pretty bullish for keeping it on the /biz/dex

My latest prediction.

>>20307991
That might be the best beer made in america... I still think Samuel Adams might be better... Two different lagers, two different flavors... they're 100% different... They're both great beers. I mean, you can fiind worse shit, but if you want a good american beer, those two are hands down the only two that could get the crown of best beer... Budwieser, Coors, the crap that comes from wisconsin.... best beer in the world... well... the europeans have some of the best beer i've ever had the pleasure to sip.... the japanese and chinks don't make as good a beer from whhat i've had, tsingdow and saporro asahi not my favorites at all.

>>20308022
Bullish. Means people are ultimately believing we are returning to normal

Whats happening with EVRI?

Im going long with XOM tomorrow.
It looks too good in TA to be ignored.
Also long in LMDE, but after the correction.
Fuck APRN btw.

>>20307991
I was stationed in Georgia and had this for the first time there, love it. I hate that I can’t get it back home in California but this state is fucking gay and I can’t wait to leave.

>>20308059
>I'm just worried Robinhood will pull some "oopsie! lol" bullshit and not put my order through

It's really not smart to place orders well before market open. It isn't a mystery why they don't often get filled. You need to look at the premarket or shortly-after-open activity.

>>20308106
Speaking of SAM

>>20308106
you know someone has like... really... really low iq if he writes....like.... that...because...he....doesn't understand...grammar...

>>20308111
i'd wait forr some banker earniings... deliquencies... and are they collecting the fucking interest or not?

>>20308049
You guys need to get away from that solo meme man

man, where is wizard? where is snss anon? where are our tripfags these days?

>>20308095
Yeah great thanks for answering the question

Is BATT a good long?

>>20308159
listen here jack, i may not give a fuck about grammer and kinda write the way i talk. so like just keep yourself safe, kys for short, and remember you're better than me.

Has baggie ever posted his actual portfolio?

>>20308222
everyone here is better than you namefag

>>20308159
This is a matter of generational preferences, like slang. Ellipses were pretty commonplace.

Shit like smileys/emojis were thought of as signs of being a complete fucking idiot, but now they're completely necessary so bitches know you're just fucking around and giving them a hard time.

>>20308240
why do you want my fucking bags?

>>20308042
Ok. first you gotta man up. Act like you know what the fuck your doing. Girls aren't attracted to dudes who are pussy mamas boys. Its all about the image you put out. I'm not saying act like an ass or nothing either.

>>20308285
I'd like to know what to stay a mile away from

Yikes...I am not reading the volume correctly anymore. Midnight futures suck.

Who here ready for konday?

>>20307879
I’m the Jeffrey Epstein of stocks

>>20308326
Ready to recover my gains. I hope this shit doesnt sputter out early

>>20308326
>1.23% portfolio diversity
Weak and boomerpilled

Will TQQQ keep pumping forever?

>>20308030
>stop bashing a company that has an anchor tied to its neck in the form of an aerospace industry
no, people deserve to be mocked for stupid shit like that

>>20307910
>>20307924
>>20307990
BAAAAAASEEEEEED ALEEEEEERT

>>20308352
Unless something goes totally awry, this is setting up just like all the other meme plays from the last couple months. Insane volume out of nowhere, stocktwits starts getting hyped up about it, more people on here ask about it, then suddenly reddit takes hold and it goes 2x or 3x before shitting the bed

>>20308310
hasbro, disney, energy (fuck i have too much energy)(this includes pipelines powerplants solar even sand for the fracing industry) got most of the dow 30 components minus boeing pfizer... shit... what else do i have, over 2 dozen penny memes, and uhh oh i am holding credit swuisse and citi group, im exposed to financials too...

>>20307996
SHLL, It's a SPAC acquiring an EV company.

>>20308383
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/investors-face-a-scary-out-of-whack-scenario-just-look-at-this-chart-2020-07-12

>>20308338
what is this even suppose to mean

Anyone notice that the stock market started going up once Biden started winning against Trump in the betting odds? Biden = normalcy and stability

you know you can just buy more and more everyday, it's fucking great.

>>20308435
hence the name. got it

>>20308409
>pipelines powerplants solar
Fuck, guess I gotta sell them now.

>>20308427
nah... i just noticed it went down until we got blackrock and mnuchen working with powell to buy corporate debt

>>20307907
Based.
This is the closest thing I could find to a catgirl atm; she was drawn very different in the manga btw

>>20308427

GNUS chart is hilarious right now by the way. It is like a fractal pump and dump on almost any time scale.

>>20308427

>>20308426
It mean jus wut he sez.
Also, I'm the Donald Trump of getting stoned.

>>20308482
Based

>>20308456
i like the long cut wintergreen... not a snuff guy, used the stuff a few times, it's ok, but if ima powder my nose ima use the cocaine cause that's the best shit you can put up your nose.

DO NOT REPLY TO THIS POST. THIS IS ONLY A TEST

>>20308478
Based and burgerpilled

>>20308525

Okay!

>>20308482
you still holding LCI or what? im interested if you sold enough calls and got close to even on that one.

REEEEEEEEE
FUCK YOU SMALLCAPS!!!!!

>>20308409
>hasbro
what's wrong with hasbro?
MTG sealed packs are going through the roof

>>20308537
i've got a fucking multi-bagger on the mother fucker, it was a hidden gem. Always invest iin children when you have the opportunity.

>>20308399
That's the dream. I have no plans to be greedy just want to get back over 10k and it getting to 8.50 will get me there. Some people saying they see 12 on the horizon but if it reaches 10s I'm jumping

OH NONONONONONO THE FUTURES ARE FUCKING DUMPING THIS IS THE NEXT LEG DOWN GET OUT OF THE MARKET AS SOON AS POSSIBLE ITS FUCKING OVER BROS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Reminder for NRGU badholders that if their holdings all spiked 100%+ tomorrow that it would only reach ~$10-12

>>20308570
>Some people saying they see 12 on the horizon
you mean other posters on ST?

>>20308554
>baggie pedo confirmed

Mike Burry youtube channel
https://youtu.be/jIuGns27vKE

>>20308537
the jews of the coast probably made one of the best card games in history... i play that arena shit, think i hit #74 on the mythic ladder at my highest.... man that game actually sucks... because once you're at the highest level, you're liiterally thinking 4 turns ahead and playing around his 4 turns ahead.... unless you're playing aggro.

>>20308570
I mean its got a price target of like 17, which does seem insane to me but I could see it going to 12 by Tuesday if it gets the same meme treatment we've been seeing. My limit sell is set to $12 right now, might adjust tomorrow

>>20308619
Nah people have posted it here a lot over the weekend talking teens. I think it's a bit wildly optimistic personally

anyone watching AYRO ?

For hasbro arent they too retail exposed and mtg needing gatherings?

>>20308621
no... if you want the child to shut the fuck up, you give them a toy... toy manufactures are safe investments... if we don't have children, we don't have a fucking future... invest in the fucking crying baby... shit ii hold lysol, shit's on the ftse, i got so much chemical exposure... clorox is great too... i love iit.

>>20308609
good thing they will spike 800%

>>20308535
>you still holding LCI or what? im interested if you sold enough calls and got close to even on that one.
Baggie, I sold about 2 years ago
The new meme is that I'm going to eat my dick if I don't hold all these SSO and SPXL shares to the next ATH

>>20308649
That's 1 analysis. I've read more stating 8+ to 10-11. Why do people assume 1 rogue analysis is the hard line has wkhs taught this board nothing?

>>20307879
What did baggie buy so we know to get out

bros check out my TA, we're gonna get a break to the upside in about an hour, screencap this

>>20308525
n i g g e r s

>>20308684
WKHS still has price targets over 20 and I think it will get there again. Why don't you believe in meme magic, anon? I wouldn't have believed it either if I hadn't seen it happen too many times to count at this point

>>20308681
Are you living in poverty and stashing all your income yet?

B-B-But the economy is doing well. We’re not in for another leg down... right anons?

>>20308681
McAffe will eat his first. Keep those hands strong soldier, and also... I found Jesus this weekend, and I want you to know I've never been happier than I am since I've decided to become closer to him.

I spend so much time and effort investing only because I don't want to go to work every day. But that isn't true really. I don't mind being here and investing. That is my job in the future hopefully.

Suprised baggie has Citigroup. It is my biggest investment. 700 shares, $57.71 average. Sold all my calls on Friday before they really went vertical. Honestly I have no clue what earnings are going to do. Might buy more calls. Probably shouldn't.

>>20308737
Bars have been closed in my state (NC) since March. I think they call this "priced in"

>>20308737
How many bars are in the nasdaq? Its small businesses getting massacred.

>>20308668
Man, clorox is mooning. Makes sense due to corona-chan, too late for me however

>>20308769
im saving this image...... this is a masterpiece.

>>20308714
I do but we need to realize what those targets mean. Those targets are analysts saying that within 12 months they believe we will reach those heights. You cant expect that to occur in a week and we are pump and dumping this I'm not holding a ticking casino machinery co stock lmao

>>20308737
what state is that fag talking about

For all indexbros, reminder to stay away from small and mid caps. Holy shit everyone is betting against America

Jesus! Do something already. Don't just sit there!

>>20308786
I sold wayyyy too fuckin early. I should've just HODLed CLX and COST

>>20308769
gonna have to agree, california closed them up already and the market didn't even blink

all this means is more business for the publicly traded companies with access to the capital markets, basically this:
>>20308781

>>20308715
>Are you living in poverty and stashing all your income yet?
I'm unironically doing a very shit job of frugality.
My apartment used to be a great deal, but I stayed when my roommate moved out due to laziness.
I do wish I was better at it, but I refuse to stop laughing at those faggots who choose to slave for the tech gods AND live on shit like 18k/year

>>20308819
Niggerland is finished

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/07/young-white-mother-killed-black-lives-matter-mob-allegedly-saying-lives-matter-national-media-fully-ignores/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_campaign=websitesharingbuttons

>>20308814
I would have said the same about SSL going to 11 and WKHS going to 22. I'm learning not to underestimate the absolute retardation of normies with money, internet access and too much free time

>>20308827
This shall be snibby's theme song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vunm-W-ovLc

>>20308845
FBI UCR data show #BlacksinAmerica are 4.78X as likely as whites to injure a cop with gun/knife, 4.43X to kill a cop, 3.88x to be killed #unarmed by a cop, 2.17X to see nonlethal use of force.#BLM,
@CNN
,Pols hyping anecdote over data/context & real solutions.#SupportPolice #facts

https://mobile.twitter.com/RealDrBurry/status/1282045512410001408

>>20308883
Wkhs just seems like a different animal to me with the patent, product hype, contract hype etc all priced in. Shit man I hope it explodes to your expectations but I'm gonna get out safely in the 10s if it gets there even

>>20308755
>McAffe will eat his first.
That he will. Although it's going to be a long haul and I'll probably have to ride it through the election, I have zero intention of selling.
>I found Jesus this weekend, and I want you to know I've never been happier than I am since I've decided to become closer to him.
Found him how so? Peyote/PCP/shrooms?
Or was he hiding in the bushes and "found you", per se?
I thought you were already a somewhat religious dude for some reason

>>20308950
We shall see - mainly hoping it gets to 8 tomorrow so that anon loses the bet and has to show his wiener. Good luck to us either way

>>20308130
degenerate gamblers are going to go back to casinos that are re-opening (although with restrictions) and they have been held off and probably prevented from gambling for some months now.. EVRI makes the gambling machines and is also going with a new cash-less pay system that I guess you do with your phone or card or something.. so no coins or quarters or bills. It's extra bullish with the cash ban going on in some places. Plus like 6 analysts are putting a PT of like $17, its a 100% buy rating on RH, and it was listed on the top movers on RH as well. Two anons shilled it over the weekend on stocktwits and followers went from 100 to 7,000. Gonna moon 4 sure. 90% held by investors so I don't think there's much room for dumping unless they are trying to short their own positions.

>>20308837
18k is insane but the people taking in 100k+ with no investing are worse.

EVRI morning theres a halo hanging from the corner of my gfs four post bed
I know its not mine but i see if i can use it for the weekend or a one night stand
couldnt understand
how the word got out
every day
as predicted
left my broken heart open
and you ripped it out
somethings got me reelin
stop me from believin
turn me around again
you know that i could do it
i really wanna do it again

Time for a quick interlude.

>>20309051
Based

>>20308326
>1.23%
>equity $1,352
anon... post portfolio

also how did you hear about EVRI? I saw it shilled here like the last hour of the day on Friday and that was at like $6.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXyxFMbqKYA

This song is too good to not share.... I've had heartbreak become my strength and this is too good.... if you want a lottery ticket, just sell some spreads on amazon, those iron condors are great, almost as great as isaac newton... now he's the father of calculus and his rules of physics.. they were gosple until einstine said we could split an atom... thhermo-nuclear chemestry... laws of entropy magically they still work, and it's oppenhiemer who gets more credit... it's ok.. if i was part of the manhattan project i'd never want my name attatched... but remember kids, the nips hit us first, and so we nuked them 2 times. they didn't have to hit us.... we were playing both sides.

>>20307975
>anything related to gold at all
Gold miners have already 2x, 3x, and some even have 4x

Guys I'm seriously afraid right now, I've stayed awake literally watching all my stocks for the last 2 days and none of them have moved a single cent. I think it's a really bad sign that not a soul is buying or selling anything at all, at least not enough for any change whatsoever. Is this the sign of the biggest crash yet, or are people preparing for a huge pump somewhere? I'm also fearful that this might have to do with China's possible manipulation of the market, especially TSLA, but I'm not so sure about that.

>>20308845
Tucker isn't all over this? Fucker is useless if he doesn't mention it.
>>20308930
Burry might suck less dick than I thought...

>>20309003
I will NOT FOMO into a damn microcap PnD!!!x

>>20309080
some analyst bumped it big premarket, and some anons rode up the froth.

>>20309097
Tuesday is critical with bank earnings.

>>20309097
>1 post by this ID
You're either 4/10 trolling or a fucking retarded summerfag

>>20308159
dont mock the estrogen riddled craft queer brain

be patient with the mentally disabled

Year number 3 of waiting for SJM to go up. I can wait another 3 years hahaha, I can wait another 5 years, another 7 years, 10, 12, 20 years, it matters not

>>20309023
>18k is insane
I don't think I've seen literally 18k, but those Indians here on H1B are insatiable penny pinchers. I saw a guy post about hitting millionaire by around 27 to 30, and his net pre-tax income was no more than 180k, I think.
>but the people taking in 100k+ with no investing are worse.
That's very rare. Most people at least have a 401k.
I only met one guy without one at my last place, and his reasoning was that he doesn't plan on retiring.

>>20309059
Posting all the hot clown girls I can find

Should I buy TSLA $2000c 7/17 for $11.75 or $2500c 7/31 for $26.58?

I know it's a stretch and extremely FOMO but I think the retail FOMO will be insanely strong after TSLA posts profits in its July earnings call, and it will probably have insane run-ups (pricing in the S&P 500 inclusion that's probably coming its way) then slowly crabbing until the actual S&P 500 inclusion.

Yahoo's stock faced a similar run up during the excitement leading up to its inclusion in the S&P 500 and this was when there was an insanely bullish (almost bubbly) sentiment regarding .com stock, just like how EV stock is viewed as almost bubble like right now.

Any opinions on this play?

>>20308973
no real drugs, i don't know exactly how it happened... i can only describe iit as a miracle, everything i love and am proud of all came back to me at once, and i started crying with a shit eating grin, so happy that my eye's are running like a faucet and in that moment, that was it. I just went from being a sinner to being closer to god and knowing jesus is god and how he gave his life for us-... even ex-jews are allowed it's the same god, muslims jews christians it's the same fucking god, and it's jesus who was god and came down for everybody.... being closer to him to me means understanding his time on earth was spent teaching us how to become better people.

>hot clown girls
>not a single bottle of faygo seen

>>20309185
>Any opinions on this play?
Play the deep OTM calls
EVERYONE is expecting a correction.

Who has balls of steel and is going to hold back socks

>>20308973
>>20309200
I wish i could make it up better, but there was a singularity... a moment this weekend, i changed forever.

>>20309162
Anybody have a newfound fetish for clowns yet?

Btw here is the elite agenda
https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2020/06/now-is-the-time-for-a-great-reset/

>>20309207
Basically tl;dr for my theory is, there's ONE MORE NEWS to be had for Tesla that hasn't been fully priced in yet.

Imagine Bloomberg and CNN reporting Tesla turning a profit this quarter (finalized) which basically seals its entry into the S&P 500. There's NO WAY the average American investor will NOT buy additional shares. Not during this time of increased institutional AND retail investing.

$2500c 7/31 @ 15 contracts, wish me luck

YouTube down?

>>20309207
so if everyone is expecting a correction why are so many calls being opened?

Wouldnt it be the opposite?

>>20309119
Damn dude, that's like 3 G-SIIBs right there. Then GS and BoA later in the week.
I forgot they always do it all at once like this.
Didn't the feds say no divvies too?

>>20309282
FOMO and short squeeze bets. I honestly think so long as people keep trying to short TSLA it's going to keep pumping.

>>20309277
turning a profit during the time when nobody is buying cars?

if they couldnt turn a profit during normal times what makes you think they could do it during pandemic times?

>>20309245
being told to kill himself every day he is finally losing it.
this is great. we will have a happy little thread dedicated to you once you are dead.
kys to get closer to your muslim god.
maybe set yourself on fire as a religious ritual... wouldn't that be great

>>20309251
no

>>20309282
He's saying EVERYONE is expecting a correction for apparently no good reason. People have been expecting a correction the entire past week actually. But the funny thing is there's an insane amount of short interest on it even though Tesla will 99.9% post a profit (increased sales) and get poised to be added into the S&P 500 (indexes have to rebalance accordingly then) so after the earnings call I really think Tesla will ride the S&P 500 inclusion news (priced in) to at least $1800 which will increase the value of the $2500c.

Of course it's probably a bad idea to try and hold it to 7/31.. unless..

>>20309251
yes?

>>20309251
That's a man

>>20309258
not un-avoidable? why don't they say it's avoidable? i'm convinced that fear mongering never helps people or lets them rest easy... security is knowing by birth you're in the hands of god... and make your time on earth spent creating what he would want for his people....

>>20309185
too fucking expensive. I'd only gamble $100 on TSLA lottos

>>20309245
That sounds like quite an experience, man

hmm... I bet LMT could hit 370 this friday. I wonder if NVDA is in the f35 program? Australlian and Japanese orders.

>>20309311
The people that are out of jobs are mostly in the service sector, which is made up of people who are not the demographic for a Tesla.

Also, people have taken out money against their 401k because of the newly eased restrictions - you can see this reflected in the housing market as well.

If the market is so shit, why are people buying houses and more assets?

Will terrible news from financials affect nvda at all?

>>20309358
This looks like a Tradingview post.

>>20309339
tesla iis liiterally gold... this race to 2500 might be won by the electric vehicle, and one of the best african americans to ever put his shoes on our soil. god bless you Elon, we love you.

>>20309311
They pulled a "profit" with some dark arts accounting tricks last quarter. The absolute most forbidden dark magic accounting tricks will be pulled this quarter. TSLA was basically slamming through their entire order queue for the year and delivering and then recalling vehicles to go to other pre-order customers.
It sure as hell won't be GAAP profit. It might not even be EBITDA. It'll be an eldrtich abomination of stitched together accounting shell game tricks and massaged metrics. But they will post a "profit".

PLNT puts. it's gonna be ez money.

I don't want to go into work tomorrow. I usually work from home. Tomorrow is just so critical with bank earnings and here I am.

Chainlink

>>20309398
Ez money lose idoit

It banks beat earnings what happens? And if they don't?

>>20309280
>YouTube down?
Seems to be working for me.
https://youtu.be/RVL6p11GGvQ
Looks like three gorges dam on /pol/ will have a lot of material

>>20309336
Why? Are you gay?
I'd bank that one too btw.
>>20309342
Good.
>>20309343
It's not, but that wouldn't ruin it for me if it was

>>20309342
>DoremiPoster Comics
BASED
>BASED
BASED
>BASED

>>20309358
anon... what the fuck is this? have you EVER had success with full crystal balling it like this? What's your win rate?

>>20309336
>>20309452
Can't have a newfound fetish if he already had that fetish.

>>20307879
>china market literally exploding in an incredible bull run

holy shit NIO chads. Get fucking ready.

>>20309436
If they beat the dow skyrockets and if they don't we plummet.

WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT CHINA SAID TO STOP INFLATING THE BUBBLE???

I SOLD MY CMICY AND HELD OFF ON BUYING CHIK/CQQQ

>>20309492
>markets care about even banks anymore
The profit of these companies is all that matters:
Facebook
Apple
Amazon
Netflix
Google
Microsoft

Why is everything rising what’s going on?

https://youtu.be/xnNt9XZ2j38

If you like clown girls you must watch this. Regrets will never be so much if you don't. Prepare to masturbate.

>>20309479
>>20309516
Asia was going to be green today regardless to catch up with the US Friday gains.

>>20309452
chinese debt bubble is going to burst soon and will lead the capital markets into chaos. out of the crisis communist governments all over the world will emerge

>>20309404
what bank earnings are tomorrow?

So let me get this straight? If I buy a tesla call Im not required to buy it but if i do it would be at the price at the time I called it?

>>20309520
Then wait until Thursday for netflix earnings. Reality is there will be massive sector rotation out of tech into the financials if they do well.

>>20309122
nah he's trolling, and I reckon 6/10 troll

>>20309564
You never buy options
>>20309557
You read the thread

>>20309525
Golden bull run

HOOOOOOOOOOLYEEEEEEEEE FUUUUUUCK
SHCOMP MOOOOOOOOOOOOONING
GREEN DAY, BOYS.
MARK IT

>>20309566
>Reality is there will be massive sector rotation out of tech into the financials if they do well.
Fintech but not banks. Banks are going to be losing their net margins to 0% interest rates until 2022. Fed has also basically told them to keep most of their cash in hand.

>>20309302
Wells Fargo is cutting dividends. Rest are fine. How much they cut may be announced this week.

>>20309585
The only thing I see for the 13th is DNB. Also pepsi co. is posting earnings.

>China attacking Californian ships
DUMP YOUR NIO FAGGOTS

>>20309564
You sell the contract to someone else

>>20309564
Yes. Same for puts. You have the right to sell and whoever is selling the put to you have the obligation to buy. Most people do not exercise the options though, it’s mostly used as a speculation tool (aka gambling).

>>20309119
>>20309610

>>20309599
I once thought like you did about interest rates. Then I looked into how banks make money. And you can do this too!

>Tldr banks still make money if rates are zero

>>20309671
>Then I looked into how banks make money. And you can do this too!
And then you get to read up on net margin rates and learn about how they make less money even with more account holders!

>>20309698
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/what-to-expect-as-banks-report-earnings-more-loan-pain-but-plenty-of-fee-income-2020-07-09

EVRI, NIO, SOLO, CLSK is what I’m buying monday. Not sure if CLSK will pump but it has the potential to in the future if hype starts getting around it.

>>20309718
>fee income that is added to the debt that is not being payed back.

>>20309718
Fintech makes more money from subscription services and fees, and are not as exposed to net margin problems as banks.
Fintech has already been exploding relative to banks. But if you want to go full boomer, that is on you.

>silver
OOOOOOOOO

>>20309737
You could not have read it that quickly so fuck off. We are at record refinancing. Banks make money off those fees. Cash at closing.

FUUUUUUCKKKK
WHY DID I HOLD ON TO THOSE HEDGES!?!?!!

>>20309534
>to catch up
have you looked at the shanghai composite lately, or been following the chinese manipulation of investors?

>>20309599
he said IF they do well, implying their loss of net interest margins don't cause their numbers to be worse than expected, and that their forward guidance is bullish.

GS for example has been doing those IPO's and running their brokerage, and probably bought the dip and made solid returns.

If everyone thinks like you and assumes they'll be garbage, that is exactly how pumping after earnings happens.

>>20309719
>SOLO
based

>>20309752
I have heard from a few people that I work with that their friends/families are not paying their CC debts(not even minimum payments), and forbearing mortgage loans currently.

>>20309719
Based solo chad

here you go anons
i saved a piece for each of you
enjoy green monday

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>20309788
I don't know about mortgages, but credit card balances went down because of the stimulus money.

>>20309719
All four are based as hell. I don’t have CLSK tho.

>>20309802
All I’ve been doing lately is riding the hype and selling on red days. It’s been working out decently well.

SPX 3200 about to get hit. Welcome to the new bottom.

>>20308698
Bros i told you this was going to happen

>>20309815
Most Americans have much more that 1,200 in credit card debt, and with job uncertainty, why would you put money onto paying off debt right now?

>>20309743
feels real nice

I took a break from the markets in April. We are in July and just checked the S&P 500 is in an uptrend since the crash. The fuck is happening?

>futures
I’m gonna...I’m gonna....IM GONNA....COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>>20309810
That better be Bear meat.

+3

>>20309810
ooh that looks yummy

>>20309873
What a chad

>>20309902
Setting earnings positions

>>20309617
That’s just our incompetent military. Some loser high school dropout with too much responsibility probably tried to put a fire out with jet fuel or something stupid

>>20307879
If we break 320 resistance we go straight to 340, right?

>>20309943
The Tea Leaves say yes, but maybe not. Perhaps correction first unless it doesn't

imagine being a bear at any point in the last two months

>>20309943
Only if banks are doing well enough. If there isn't any big downside than 340 easily.

Wayfair is going to go BIG tomorrow

>>20309963
It paid off unless you tried to be a bear on anything related to tech megacaps

>>20307879
>>20307905
Why is EVRI mooning? Been in a coma i guess

SPX 3200 reached. Moon mission begins.

>>20309810
thanks, it looks perfectly grilled

>>20309743
>>20309899
Fuck. I never got to buy any silver miners.
And my SLV position is really smol, jussa tiny hedge in my IRA.

I hate buying on the way up, bros. Can you make gold do something too?


>>20309617
>>20309934
is he talking about that fire from like 15 hours ago?

What a fucking faggot. I wish these /pol/faggots would kill themselves off /smg/

>>20310034
I might try to get into AG. PAAS might be too late.

>>20310034
Shut the fuck up nigger lover

>>20308042
I have had 2 long term girlfriends and 1 marriage that ended and almost destroyed me. Im now 33 with no money. Grass is always greener to someone else

Does anyone still have that other anon's Sopranofolio from a couple threads back? Looking to pivot towards a gabagool setup.

3200!!

>>20309898
Nobody in the world has >50k in credit card debt alone

>>20310034
>Can you make gold do something too?
Gold is moving up this evening as well. Don't worry about gold. It'll get where it's going. Silver is just a little more excitable is all.

>>20310113
>Nobody in the world has >50k in credit card debt alone
I'm positive there are people who do. And over 100k as well.

>>20310113
>he doesn't know about the american consumer

Realistically which is the better play for me?

>202 SOXL shares
or
>34 NVDA shares
>234 INTC shares
>249 AMD shares
or
>7 SOXL $200 Strike Buy Calls (breakeven at about $258)

>>20309908
Post screenshot so i can #metoo

>>20310105
>/smg/

>>20310051
PAAS was supposed to be one of the best from what I heard. Feeling kind of dumb for always being too cared to buy on the way up, because I like dips. It's SHOP all over again!

Maybe SILJ or SIL?

>>20310118
yeah but I held on to my Barrick call!

I'm about to get physically raped by holding those UVXY and TMF calls into the weekend, and that I never exited my TWM position either!! I need something to staunch the bleeding!

>>20310052
>t. believes the Chinese opened fire on US Naval ships
Wow retard, you definitely don't need to go back.

>>20310134
>>20310137
How? I can't even get my credit limit increased to 2500 because of past debts. How?

>>20310162
Problem with silver is that gold was in a bear market for a decade but silver has been in a bear market for much longer. Basically killed the entire sector except for a few like PAAS or that managed to just merge into gold mining. Pure silver plays are rare and the metal is gold's angry cousin so any junior miners entering the sector now might be charalatans or just wiped out entirely from an ill timed dip.

>>20310138
>Buy 202 SOXL shares at open for 15,000
>i sell them to you
>we split the profits
>....
>profits

>>20310173
If you have good credit the cc companies will raise your limit over the years. Let's say you run up 10k in debt on credit card. Lose your job or you're just awful with money. Start making minimum payments. Years of 20% interest stack up, bam you're over 50k in the hole.

>>20310113
I currently have a credit line of more than 50k.
I probably only have access to this kind of credit because I have a credit score of about 750, which makes it stupendously unlikely that it's going to turn into 50k of debt

Goddamn it Elon, you beautiful bastard.

>>20307879
>NIO 15.97 germany premarket

here we go again

>>20310162
Never said that, just called you a nigger lover. Stay mad

>>20310173
If you can get above 700, then the good cards have limits about 5-10 times higher.
I think amex platinum just puts the limit as high as their legally allowed to

VZ
PFE
or ABBV?
Or all of them

Dividend chads report in

can i get a quick rundown on futures

>>20310251
whats the unironical price target on this one?

>>20310299
Dollar is being bled out to feed the ever hungry TQQQ

>>20310219
Ok i get that, but to get to the point of having 10k in the first place don't you have to prove you're responsible with someone elses money? Why would they give a noob with no credit history 10k to fuck around with?

>>20310264
Man I've got a FICO >760 and I don't have a high paying tech job or nothing. I don't even have a damn job. My old card is about to expire anyhow.
What the fuck is this credit score supposed to win me?

>>20310203
That is a problem.
Well I don't know how to play this at all, I just wish I'd bought more silver considering how that pumped the last time inflation was a major concern.

>buy stonk
>it goes down right away
Every time.

>>20310331
Nothing, at a certain point there's no benefit from going higher. You just get better rates on loans if you're super-prime category as opposed to prime or sub-prime

>>20310361
>sell stonk
>it goes up

>>20310305
$34 short term $80+ long term

>>20310361
>>20310386
Story of my investing career.
At some point I'll have to learn how to get good, right?

>>20310386
I've discovered the real secret. Sell half. >>20310361
This is also applied to buying. Just buy half duh.

>>20310327
You'd think so but no. They start you out with small limit but if you go several years paying off balance completely every month, even if the amount you spend per month is small, your limit will go up pretty quick.

>>20310403
>At some point I'll have to learn how to get good, right?
Yes.

Don't forget to jump on Li Auto once their IPO comes out. Only $11m loss on $120m revenue, and they're hybrids not just electric.

EVRI is already crushing it on the premarket in Germany.

What color lambo are you getting EVRI bros?

>>20310361
Don't you wish you were like me? Every time i buy a share i pump my bull semen into every orifice of the company. I fuck it into a state of astronomical earnings because i am chad, and the chad is great. I have never had a stock go down and i don't even do any DD. Even when i hit your stop loss it's only for .00002 seconds so i can scalp you and make you cry into your crusty underwear. You are nothing to me, faggot. Your losses are my gains. Only your whore mother knows my name.

>>20310403
No. Improvement is dependant on many factors and not assured. Your.temperament, attitude, ego, and many other.factors can make you just.not fit for it.

>>20310462
also, do not
DO NOT forget to
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NIO is also kicking ass premarket.

Feels bretty good, bros

>>20310466
Glow in the Dark

>>20310488
oh no he wrote the F word

>>20310331
>Man I've got a FICO >760 and I don't have a high paying tech job or nothing.
That's what's blocking you from high credit limits.
Have you ever noticed how they ask for your income while applying?
It's because the banks are legally forbidden from approving a credit line that is greater than some proportion, like 2 months or 10% of your yearly income.
>I don't even have a damn job. My old card is about to expire anyhow.
0 income would probably deny a credit limit increase, as per the above
>What the fuck is this credit score supposed to win me?
They can use it to determine whether or not to give you a loan, since they're legally forbidden from using race as a factor... like back when redlining was legal ;)
Also, they use it as a factor in a big boy loan's interest rate

>>20308049
Where’s the rest of the car?

>>20310462
When is the LI IPO?

>>20310488
What the fuck does all that shit even mean? I've always had multiple H1Bs from China on my team.
I've always enjoyed asking them about shit like Hong Kong and the Uighurs

>>20310474
Based

>>20310514
you'd be suprised at how many unique ids disappear after that pasta os posted

keep in mind china cannot outsource poos anymore to do their computer farm spamming needs

>>20310403
At this point I just copycat the vocal majority on /smg/ so if I go red I can at least pretend to be a pink wojak and freak out with other people.

I just know tomorrow is gonna be red for me

>>20310415
I get it but I'm not seeing it, maybe i missed the credit bubble

Yo precious metals shitposter, I reading through one of the threads and where you mistakenly called someone else out for being me. I just want to say that it was hilarious to read and you're never going to make it.

Imagine not being able to beat the market. Yikes & cringe.

>>20310451
It really does feel pretty terrible when my VTSAX account is killing me, and the QQQ is absolutely burning me at the stake.

The lessons I learned early on at a big cost have essentially kept me from fomoing into these insane bull moves in garbage PnD's kek.

>>20310515
Well I really wouldn't know what to do with a loan if I got it. Obviously investing it in the market would be a terrible idea, because I keep fucking it up.

And I wouldn't know how the heck to start a business or what's even going to be a booming field moving forward.

>>20310572
yeah... fun for a while

>>20310568
>keep in mind china cannot outsource poos anymore to do their computer farm spamming needs
Kekekek
I don't know why we're not just outsourcing the Chinese manufacturing jobs to there.
We let India come for our highly lauded tech jobs, but the manufacturing jobs are strictly reserved for skynet bug bois?

>>20310361
I manage to buy the absolute centesimal top.

Nvda seems to be under it's 10 day moving average. It's also near a resistance line. I was going to buy calls, but if financials do well, and other anons are correct, tech in general will be fucked.

>>20308196
>BATT
It's not a bad long, but since inception it has lost money.

I prefer LIT. Actually makes money for investors and nearly the same thing.

>>20310643
Just do the opposite of that then

>>20310630
>I don't know why we're not just outsourcing the Chinese manufacturing jobs to there.
I believe we do that, and are also doing that in vietnam and other places.

We have india produce a lot of our generic prescription drugs, and their quality control is so corrupt they call up the facilities before hand to let them know when to prepare for an inspection and shit. It's a little concerning.

>>20307879

Should i sell XOM ? The opec projects to expand production which will liquify oil prices back to sub 40$.. fking shitskins

>>20310626
>Well I really wouldn't know what to do with a loan if I got it.
Real estate.
I heard evictions are going to be at a greater height than '07

>>20310649
You have to keep in mind anons have been calling for tech to implode for years now, just strangle

>>20310681
>zerohedge
dude I don't even get a little bit excited over ZH anymore... how many happenings that never happen am I supposed to believe?

>>20310671
>We have india produce a lot of our generic prescription drugs
Bullshit. There's no way.
Our FDA regulations are among the strictest of all 1st world countries. I've heard they'll basically just let you make a pill that's claimed to cure cancer or double the length of your penis, basically as soon as you cross down to Mexico. If not, I'm sure Brazil or Peru

>>20310681
Real estate....yeah for shit homes in shit areas.

People who have lost their job are in industries that don't pay very well to begin with. That's why personal incomes rose for most americans because that federal unemployment income far exceeded their normal paycheck. I don't expect quality homes in the market like in '08, maybe a needle in haystack a times....

I wouldn't be too happy about evictions as that means more chance for stupid riots again. I swear, I sometimes think this virus is far less dangerous than the stupid people it infects.

>>20310700
>dude I don't even get a little bit excited over ZH anymore... how many happenings that never happen am I supposed to believe?
That same headline and evictions number was posted to other boomer sources like CNN, MSNBC, Yahoo.
ZH is pretty tinhoil hat, but the articles on the impending eviction tsunami are coming out hard lately.
I'm super bummed that Seattle's isn't going to let up till March

>>20310681
What's zero hedge and why do faggits in here like posting about it?

Seems like a shit sauce desu

>>20310692
Tech won't explode, because then the markets explode. Fed wont allow it. Doombull 24/7 Bitch.

>>20310649
There is enough money on the sidelines to keep this train a-chuggin’ even if financials beat this week

>>20310772
Real estate sucks. Fuck that sector for investing. Rent and invest in stocks.

Liquidity
Commisions/fees suck
Returns in best re markets ever are just okay vs stocks

>>20310784
some edgy retard doomer that keeps larping about how the apocalypse is coming

>>20310784
https://lmgtfy.com/?q=what+is+zero+hedge
https://lmgtfy.com/?q=why+am+I+retarded%3F+

new
>>20310812
>>20310812
>>20310812
>>20310812

>>20310674
Yes, XOM was a good investment in May. Not anymore.

Get yourself some FAGMANN

>>20310795
Tech dump to pay for rotation is a great buy opportunity. It wont last, see the reopen trade in june

>>20310765
>Real estate....yeah for shit homes in shit areas.
>People who have lost their job are in industries that don't pay very well to begin with.
>I don't expect quality homes in the market like in '08
Then I guess I might end up going dumpster diving for slumlord rental properties.
>That's why personal incomes rose for most americans because that federal unemployment income far exceeded their normal paycheck.
That's very interesting. I had seen the posts on here about exploiting that, but I thought they were just morons that were bad at math. (I once saw a reddit post about a dipshit refusing a raise because he thought he'd make less post taxes due to tax brackets)

>>20310784
>What's zero hedge and why do faggits in here like posting about it?
The articles basically /pol/ for the financial market.
Meaning, super heavy on bear bias and lots of promotion of short selling.
They even have a shit load of digestible charts and data to back it up, just like all the racist shit on /pol/
>Seems like a shit sauce desu
The charts usually way over-analyzing something.
Sometimes the charts kick the goalpost a little and look at very similar data when the exact data they want doesn't paint the doomer story they want to tell.
Classic example: about 1 year prior to the actual US treasury yield curve inverting, they were already putting out articles about the "world bond market" or "corporate bond market" already being inverted.

>>20310173
my credit ranges from 760-810 depending on utilization, I always make sure to never miss payments, even just doing the minimum amount helps with keeping missed payments off your credit history.

I got a few bucks to put on a stock today, what will it be?