/biz/ - Business & Finance

Normies started trading stocks like shitcoins.

which profit?

>>20250484

On the cars nigger

>>20250471
2017: the return

>>20250324
buy puts then pussy

>>20250324
Short it bro

>>20250324
Don’t question the market. There is no such thing as price discovery, stonks can only go up until the collapse thanks to the fed and millions of braindead “investors”.

>>20250324
Normies

It's actually insane that I remember holding TSLA back in 2018. I didn't have enough money to do anything with it though. It's crazy that it is 1491 now. Fucking insane, especially with everything going on.

>>20250324
Anon don't tell me you shorted it just "because Reddit likes it" or some retarded contrarian logic like that. They do make the best non-luxury cars in the world.

>>20250514
That's now profit, that revenue. Tesla has no profit, it's deep in the red. In fact it just got downgraded to shit.

>>20250324
Shut up and get back on the grill

>>20250324
shut up and enjoy the ride, the rest of the market will catch up after the big dogs take their share first.

>>20250324
BIG MAD

TeslaQ are faggots. hope they necked

Shirt it then ;)

>>20251334
You have one share you poor faggot stfu

>>20251884

I'm not gonna short it because ITS GONNA KEEP GOING UP AND ITS GONNA KEEP GOING UP BECAUSE IGNORANT FAGGOTS KEEP BUYING IT

YES I'M MAD

dumb people entered the market in large numbers. smart money institutional investors realized this and also bought meme shitstocks because they recognize normie euphoria memestock buying

>>20250324
If NKLA can be worth 20 billion with a bunch of PowerPoint slides as their only real assets then why not Tesla be worth 1 trillion?

>>20251334
Mad as fuck I only got 10.

>>20250324
1) elon is a spook (and a fraud)

and

2) the market never makes any sense. It is stage-managed out of the trade desks of the primary dealers.

I had 125 shares at $250, sold at $350 after the cyber truck presentation. Also 40000 link at around $.4 sold that at $1.2

>>20253696
Wow, good job.

>>20253751
I decided to bug a new vehicle with the small profit. I am a nigger.

>>20253792
..**Buy

>>20250324
Buy ford

>>20250324
Because that market is fake and drunk on Fed money.

>>20250324
Exponential growth

>>20250324
>HOW IS TESLA $1500??!! IT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE THEIR PROFITS DONT EVEN REFLECT 10% OF THAT NUMBER!!! WHAT FUCKING PLANET ARE WE ON?? IS THIS SOME ALTERNATIVE REALITY WHERE UP IS DOWN?? IT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE.

>>20250324
he makes a lot of noise on social media and grabs normies attention. since a lot of them get free gibs all over the world and there is no more minimum amount you can invest with nowadays, tsla became an obvious normie choice

Cult-like FOMO, combined with a short squeeze

>>20252152
Smart money institutional investors seething because normies make as much money trading as they do without an education

>>20250324
You don't get it. These are long-term investors who think Tesla will be as successful as Apple. I'm one of them and I bought when TSLA was $500. I keep telling /biz/ to buy TSLA back in April but you guys would just laugh at me. It's your fault for missing out.

>>20250324
nigga, the market does not reflect the present. it never did. It is purely speculation of what a company might be worth in the future. Tesla is obviously going to be one of the most successful companies in the upcoming years and elon musk will be the new Henry Ford on steroids and will down in the history books. Investors see this and bet high on it. Also, robinhood retailers FOMO too

>>20254540
This. Always do the opposite of /biz/.

>>20254564
>nigga, the market does not reflect the present. it never did. It is purely speculation of what a company might be worth in the future.
COPE

>>20250324
nothings makes sense anymore

Notesla cope here should I buy a share? should I even bother?

haha TSLA go brrrrr

>>20254564
that's basically retarded

All stocks should 1000% higher than they are right now since they'll be 10x bigger than they are now sometime in the far future, by your logic

>>20254508
literally this. hedge funds pay their traders millions while normie retail traders are matching if not surpassing their percentage gains by buying meme tech stocks.
>>20254564
so how far in the future is TSLA priced now? 20 -30 years? lmao

The crash is going to be absolutely cataclysmic. Please dont tell me its different this time. Its never different this time

>>20254837
retard