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*clears throat*

>> No.20239339

>>20239272
*Dick goes back in*

>> No.20239349

>>20239339
Keked and based. Fuck you lady.

>> No.20239352

>>20239272
cope

>> No.20239373
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"KIKE NIGGER JEWS AGAIN!" Sergey roared stomping into his office decorated to look suspiciously like the Cayman Islands.
"What's the problem this time?" inquired Adelyn looking up from her wet dictionary with a jaded glance.
Rory and Thomas stood over in the corner by the coffee machine. Rory shrugged his shoulders, Thomas rolled his eyes and mouthed "not again" to Rory. Rory, not wanting to get involved in yet another morning 'incident', thought of his wife's son and all they had built together.
"Well..." Sergey began before staring into space for a solid 42 seconds. The others had grown accustomed to this inevitable delay and waited patiently.
"The media, in all their wisdom, cannot see the value of smart contracts; but flippantly share BLM bullcrap". “It’s like a torrent of shit published minute by minute hour by hour!” Rory and Thomas kept their poker faces while Adelyn blew a big bubble of blue HubbaBubba, seemingly immune to the rhetoric, possibly because she was an Asian woman on loan from the Chinese state department.
"And, what's worst," Sergey continued jumping up and down, his fat violently oozing, his chubby arms flailing wide around, "that Microsoft dude is coming today and I'm just not in the mood to talk about "how much I care about BLM"” Sergey fingered the air overemphasizing the quotes and the problem.
"Aww just focus on your oracles sweetie" said Adelyn cooing, "that's what he's come for. Try and stay focused!"
"yeah focused and 1keoy" thought Sergey. Out loud he said with a wink "You're right my little spelling bee, everyone come over here for a group huddle"
Rory and Thomas looked over at each other and sighed in unison and Adelyn complied with a ‘white people walking past you grimace’ expression on her face.
Each put their hands into the center, "One Two Three, We Just Win" they shouted together smiling the Smart Contract mandated smile.

>> No.20239381

>>20239339
fpbp
just came to this

>> No.20239426

>>20239339
best and first post pilled

>> No.20239453

>>20239373
quality pasta, based

>> No.20239568

I can't wait to make Nico real and then hate fuck her. She'll have no idea what she did or what's going on but she's going to get fucked so hard.

>> No.20239586

>>20239568
Don't just fuck her, beat the ever living shit out of her.

>> No.20239621
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>>20239586
I'm going to do everything I can to teach her a lesson, she'll learn to respect Sergey.
>me after I impregnate her from a fuck session

>> No.20240020

>>20239339
kekpilled

>> No.20240275

nico bully gf

>> No.20240319
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>>20239586
WHOOOOOOORRREEE

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>>20239373
Lmao. This is actually good writing.
I bet JK Rowling secretly posts here to blow off steam

>> No.20240552

>>20239272
I want to fuck her so badly

>> No.20240613
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20240613

>>20239272
ONE DAY LOKI WILL BE $100 PER COIN

>> No.20240619

>>20239272
>>20239339
kek
How much VRA to stop my hentai addiction?

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20240960

>>20239272
This is the face of a 4 year old girl who's about to dump a fat load into her diapers.

>> No.20241069

>>20240960
>4 years old
>diaper
I feel sorry for whatever poor kid has this retard for a father.

>> No.20241094

>>20241069
kek

>> No.20241109

>>20240619
You need to stop focusing on 2d waifus and accumulate VRA and focus on your own success by selling the top around a dollar
Highly speculative play but im in for it

>> No.20241161

Absolute no link coomers in this thread. C R I N G E