/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>20192870
What did you do??

what did you do

>>20192870
BRUH give us the DEETz

>>20193066
>>20193141
>>20193282
i started growing weed like you retards told me

>>20192870
everyone knows it you whos been shitting in the streets. they are just gathering witnesses and dna evidence aka "brown bagging it". youre fucked

>>20193313
You brainlet fuckwit. Growing weed is hardly a serious crime you fucking looser.

>>20193313
hahahahahahahahaha i bet you faggot forgot to filter the smell.

>>20193313
we didn't tell you to grow weed you idiot we told you to be an indoor rancher

>>20193313
Burn everything

If they're interviewing your neighbors, they already know it was you. They just want witnesses and a timeframe.

>>20193447
Agreed. My advice, quietly leave tonight at like 2 AM, never return home again. Start a new life as a ladyboy named Sandra.

>>20193415
kek
>>20192870
It might. What's important is that you will not under any circumstances speak to the police without a lawyer. Understand that.

>>20193313
Unrelated. It's something else we don't go door to door for weed. We use helicopter s with heat sensors. They would just break down your door.

Just refuse to comment on anything.

If you don't give them any info they can't do shit.

>>20193313
lol just flush or burn your plants. ez pz no stress

>>20193535
This
Met Police in London kicked my door in during 2013, 15 officers, CID, and a two big vans outside. It was a huge raid and they caught me with like 20 ounces. At the police station I admitted to everything, said it was only for personal use and received a police caution. British police are a fucking joke

>>20193444
kekd chekd and OP is rekt

>>20192870
Imagine getting arrested for gardening

>>20193444
hahahhahhahahah the smell n smoke tho

>>20193667
lmao, you for real buoy? No criminal record? Just bureaucratic punishment?

>>20192870
Are you diejobu

>>20193535
exactly this

which is why lots of dealers grow it underneath a swimming pool, the water shields it from sensors

>>20194070
yeah it appears on my criminal record. But it's classified as a caution. Not serious at all. Not only that the rehabilitation of offenders act means that the crime is classified as a spent conviction meaning employers cannot discriminate against me because of that charge. They have to treat me the same way as somebody with a clean record.

>>20193535

This advice is blatantly false.

T. Been arrested for felony possession + intent to distribute + maintaining a dwelling

Move your stuff asap. Hopefully you have a contact that can take it off your hands. If they actually have a warrant they will likely do an early hours raid without warning.

When you do get arrest DO NOT SAY ANYTHING.

Watch this if you haven't seen it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-7o9xYp7eE

If you are in the UK your right to silence isn't the same. If you have to account for evidence, give only a response in writing on advice from legal counsel.

Buy some Chainlink before you go to jail.

Lmao drugs man!

>>20193313
Dude, you're fucked. Your whole life is going to be fucked now. Why the fuck did you do this?

>>20193589
yes, burning his crop of weed is sure to attract no attention

>>20193348
Growing is the same as possession.

>>20193667
green text police stories?

>>20192870
You are paranoid. Just dont fuck up the electricity bill. And dont tell anyone. Easy as that.

>>20193313
We're farming shrimp not weed, faggot.

>>20193535
green text police stories?

>>20193313
Hope you don't live in a 3rd world shithole, like America. You they have the highest prison population.

You'll be fine if you're in the 1st world

>>20194375
It's worse, manufacturing with intent to distribute is always a felony and in many states carries minimum sentences of 5+ years

>>20193313
np, just burn it all up in your backyard. If they ask you what you're burning, you just tell them it's leafs bro

>>20195042
Why do you faggots always pretend that shit like prostitution and weed is legal everywhere outside the US? These things are almost universally illegal except of some EU countries and Asian 3rd world shitholes who try to export these things in form of e.g. sex tourism. You'd really come to believe prostitution and weed is legal everywhere outside the USA. Do you actually believe this or have you been this brainwashed?

>>20193415
This.

>>20193313
This is an indoor rancher board. Cows, chicken fish and shrimp only.

>>20195282
It's the US thst spread the illegality of it worldwide though. It shouldnt be illegal. And these countries serve alcohol...

>>20195282
Shut the fuck up faggot, 420 blaze it from Amsterdam. Fuck a hooker in the ass, rail some coke of her ass and smoke a legal joint it might calm you down a bit

>>20192870
we told you to raise shrimp and buy chainlink how did you fuck up this bad

>>20195282
>Why do you faggots always pretend that shit like prostitution and weed is legal everywhere outside the US?
I never said that.
I didn't finish the rest of your post, it's obvious you're an arrogant American.
You've shown how dumb you are by bring up prostitution.
Try leaving your state, it will help you figuring out how the world works

>>20192870
Should've just stuck to one plant for personal use, not grow the Amazon retard.

>>20192870
Bury it

>>20193558

https://youtu.be/lJsQDPK-vvg

>>20193348
Depends on the state
some states will still throw the book at you

>>20195282
Prostitution is mostly legal in Europe. Or illegal but no one cares to prosecute

>>20192870
Maybe you should stop jerking off to little kids in the playground behind the jungle gym you perv

>>20193313
Just sit down at your desk and act normally you have nothing to worry about.
Why did /biz/ tell you to start growing weed?

>>20195282
this is a primarily american board, and normalfags are obsessed with both weed and pretending they're oppressed

>>20193313
Dont worry. Prostate stimulation is not gay. But doing it with shitty plastic dildos is not that great. What you want is the real thing. Basically me and my friend take turns stimulating each others' prostate with our dicks, while watching (straight) porn. It's really no different from buddyfapping, where you jack off each other while watching porn. That feels much better too since it's a stranger's hand.
Anyway, we both like girls and we have a girlfriend so we're 100% straight, but each Sunday we go to a Hotel to jack off to some lesbo porn or something and then hammer each others' prostates until we cum like 10 times each. We both tried pegging with our girlfriends, but I can't even get hard like that, the plastic is just not the same.

Get that shit out of your house. Now. They’re in the process of gathering PC for a search warrant

>>20194229
but do they? how would you know? should get that thing sealed regardless until it's completely legal

>>20193313
you better hurry up and smoke it all.

>>20193404
>brb filtering power usage

>>20193313
How far away from harvesting are you?

>>20196148

The obvious answer is to have an old computer sitting in your living room hooked up to a power timer. When the police come knocking and talking about a "weird" power pattern you point over to your computer and say you mine some shitcoin during certain times of the day.

Just sell opiates. I make 150-200k a year give or take, and barely have to leave the house, only see like 6 different people too.

>get arrested and thrown in the pokey before golden bullrun
>link goes to 2k
>cant sell
>goes back down to 4 dollars
>released
kek

>>20192870
burn it all, retard. You want to do this is soembody else's vacant land, those hiden by walls.

>>20196237
Funny,I JUST ran into my old mate who is in between 2 year terms for dealing fenatyl.

>>20196331
Well obviously don't get caught. If you only see the same people consistently you'll be fine. Hardest part is establishing a few solid regulars, I got lucky as I picked up my parents customers. Also don't be on them, if you're managing your own habit you're going to get careless and make stupid decisions to support that.

>>20193313
Post proof

idk good luck op, remember the burden of proof is on them, dont say a word. this shit shouldnt even be illegal anyway. my opinion is even if you dont smoke pot, youre a faggot if you think any plant should be illegal.

>>20193313
tfw we are in fact undercover fbi agents and you just confessed, nothin personnel kid

>>20196394
agreed. same with any chemical.

>>20192870
Play the black card and if they arrest you say you can’t breath. If they arrest you and if it is serious your should shut the fuck up and look over the 5th amendment. If they try to say whatever links you to the case just deny deny deny, that simple. Unless witnesses are testifying against you kek

>>20192870
Smoke it all as fast as you can.

>>20196253
this exact thought process stopped me from committing a crime today.

>>20193404
Nah probably been dumping nutes down the drain. That'll get ya

>>20197420
Digits confirm

>>20195473

You're a retard. What the OP is doing is entirely illegal in Amsterdam. In fact while it is legal in some US states, it is illegal in the whole of the Netherlands.

>>20193313
Lol where the fuck do you live that growing weed is illegal?

>>20195696
Kek my sides. I fucking miss that show so much bros.