/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>20169810
only Ryan Gosling could nail that stone-cold glare

>>20169810
Gosling

Gotta be Gosling, The real question is who will play us NEETs

>>20169810
>>20169842
>>20169883
>>20169902
It really is Gosling, isn't it? I will DEFINITELY rent the movie on iTunes from my yacht.

>>20169902
By the time hes relevant for Gosling to play him ryan would be 55 years old.


You have to think of a promising actor midterms early 20s you fucking summerfags

Scarlett Johansson

>>20169902

anyone but christian bale. throughout the big short it was weird to see him trying to act like an autist, to the point of being insulting to burry

>>20169902
The neets will be played by swingies who got priced out and left with scraps. Their entire existence will be a screeching hell of regret and they'll do anything to feel a glimmer of what could have been - even act as an extra in a movie ridiculing their fate.

>>20169902

how do you make nerds sitting in front of computers interesting to watch? the social network had the legal drama surrounding facebook as the plot, but what is the drama behind chainlink? mcdonalds in the caymans running out of big macs?

>>20169883
He loves plaid

>>20170073
This

>>20169810
we've decided who two years ago fren

>>20170087
Could be sergey not getting respected early on his career, vitalik beating out NXT. Triumph with the oracle network:

>>20169947
>the singularity is going to take 15 years
Nice fud but we will unironically have the funds and clout to pull this off in less than 5 years

>>20170244
>rory

>>20170012
fuck you and your dead mother for that shitty idea. Gosling or nothing

>>20170244
>bale plays thomas
my only gripe with this image
>ellis more attractive than his hollywood counterpart
i really wish there was more discussion on this board about how attractive he is
>Rory
kek

>>20170416
Bale plays anything that's sorta the joke. Thomas is, after sergey, the most important link team member for biz. He posted here even before he was a team member, he deserves the best out there playing him

>>20169810
Would you guys tenderly kiss him on his pinky lips for 100 billion dollars?

>>20170073
thats what i was thinking for neets. they need youngish actors who aren't well known but who look like fucking dorks.

>>20170244
kek

>>20170012
holy shit

>>20170087
you tell the particle story

>>20170087
you could show actors shitposting and making memes and getting excited and doing research on all of this stuff and talking about the singularity and you can show pajeets and scammers and the delphi stuff and the people who are interested in occultism and all the weird stuff ari juels wrote about then you show us neets researching stuff that the jews that rule the world were talking about early on and you can make assblaster a cool belgian guy who goes home and talks to us early on with his computer and show all the other people getting JUST'd but the linkers rising from the ashes and you can show a yacht party where we're wearing sergey shirts and you can show link board room meetings of them being worried about us but then realizing we're their allies

>>20169923
>I will DEFINITELY rent the movie on iTunes from my yacht.
Fuck you I'm buying the ltd edition directors cut.

>>20170244
>>20170683

There’s going to be a movie?
I thought we were planning a future where the satanic pedophiles in Hollywood no longer exist.

>>20170087
You can get different anons with different backgrounds/stories on how they accumulated their LINKs. Like small snapshots of different anon lives. Like for example I was 17 when I did some illegal shit to get my first $4k, got caught, but kept the money for some lucky chance that they didn't find it with their money sniffing dog, then went into IOTA the same year, 10xed, then mingled with shitcoins, got to 45k in January, then bled out to $3k in July 2018(was all in LINK at this point), then up to almost $100k briefly in 2019 July 1st then all the fucking dumps and pumps etc, now at $106k, but it's more stable or so, so it's a lot more comfy. There's the oatmeal anon who only ate oatmeal to save money to buy LINK. I bet there are many crazy stories about accumulation because most of us got so deluded and had so much faith and belief that we just had to hold on and buy more.

>>20170087
Look up a Japanese show called Densha Otoko. Basically a real story of some otaku talking with 2chan anons who help him get with a girl whose number he gets after he stops some drunk guy from groping her on a train. A lot of it is just Japanons sitting at their computer, but it's done quite well imo.

I could see Reddit getting the credit. Just imagine the Reddit user interviewee that fell for the fud.

>>20171170
I'm the anon who hid in the closet (literally) each new years making my family and friends think I was out n partying when in fact all I wanted was to shitpost on December 31st until midnight every year making $1000 EOY threads.
Sitting pretty on my stack which has grown to 140k stinky linkies since then. Haven't swung or sold a single one ever.

>>20171082
the entertainment industry will still exist. children just won’t have to suck dicks and get passed around by politicians to fulfill their parent’s narcissistic dreams of fame and stardom. fuck rotting in hell, i hope they beg for mercy

>>20171170
>got caught but kept the money for some lucky chance
it’s because you’re white and privileged. now you can accept it and move on

>>20170244
Lol this will do

>>20171335
champion

>>20171306
Here's a clip. It's low budget, but the energy comes from the variety and sheer amount of anons all going back and forth rather quickly.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jgcWeD-XrQU&t=24m05s

>>20169810
jonah hill

>>20171571
in the actual timeline it goes anime > then white people

>>20169987
There’s a fine line between autism and psychopathy. Bale is fine

>>20169902
It'll be like at the end of Schindler's List, with all of the real surviving Link Marines gather to visit Sergey's grave and right at the end a single Big Mac is placed on top of it.

>>20171482
Al mother fucking Borland!!! Thanks for the good giggle anon

>>20170636
I'd do it for one single linky.

>>20169810
In case there was any doubt

>>20170244
Playing Ari is a big role

>>20170244

Dude we decided on Ari as Cillian Murphy you retard

>>20170244
i just laughed out loud for the first time in months because the picture loaded like 10 years ago little by little and then the rory part killed me. thanks man, i have been clinically depressed for 4 years and this was a special moment for me

Considering it will be a screwball comedy...

>>20171393
I'm in a 99% white country

>>20169842
You know you're right. Ryan Gosling would be good for the role.

I feel like Im in a "green candle make-it" montage right now.

Gosling or Brad Pitt

>>20169842
>What do you do?
>Oracles

>>20169842
>>20169883
>>20169902
would be KINO
gosling's performance in drive and its sequel, bladerunner 2049, were great

>>20169810
Joaquin Phoenix is going to put on 100 lbs and live in Russia for a year to nail the part.

>>20172259
for you

>>20169810
sergey is a big guy

>>20173912
For you

I think Vitalik is going to have to play himself because literally no one else on earth looks like that.

>>20169810
Anyone else find Sergey irresistibly cute

Pls no bully

>>20173997
"I'm a big guy for you" - Sergey

>>20170244
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