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links worst enemy

>>20123833
fact can be proven. prove fact.

>>20123833

>>20123833
who says otherwise?

>>20123968
I just looked it up.

I'm confused now

>>20123968
https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Onix_(Pok%C3%A9mon)

I too swear it was Onyx
what the heck

They just changed the name I guess

>>20124012
MANDELA DOIN IT AGAIN??????????
HELP MEEEEEE!!!!!
WHAT THE FUCKING BULLSHIT!
MY WHOLE UNIVERSE SWITCHED AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP IT!!!!!!!!!

I have that card somewhere, good question, where is my album and did they erase it too?

>>20124012
the stone is onyx the pokemon is ONIX it was all caps so you don't remember the dot over the i.

>>20124012
The basilisk is real and it’s affecting our pop culture apparently, maybe it has a sense of humor?

>>20124049

Look at your card and see.

Go ahead.

so if we switched universes
is this the one where we make it?

I mean
I'm fine with some pokemon names being different if that's the case

>>20124062
It's def not within reach now but be serious
If you remember anything about old Pokemon styling, it couldn't possibly have been Onix. That's some nu-Pokemon gay name that they rebranded.

>>20124058
>A capital I looks like a capital Y
I see you shape shifting reptilian dimensional overlord. You can't fool me.

>>20123833
I used to think the same but now I remember it the game had a lot of words like that. It was an I

This isn't funny anymore

>>20124117

See for yourself. Look at any old pokemon shit you may have. Games, cards, it's all Onix, and and it """"always has been"""".

>>20124139

>>20124139
the one's with onyx are either blatant bootlegs or parodies
if all the parodies are onyx but the legit ones are onix
surely this is the sign that it was at some point onyx and not onix

>>20123833
It was never onyx. Onix fits in with the naming style of Pokemon

>>20124146
Personally I'm not mad, just fascinated. Already believed we are in a simulation.

>>20124195
who are you working for?

>>20124139
No fucking way man, I remember this card being onyx as a kid.

It’s always been Onix. But now that you’re an adult I you just know the spelling of the word onyx.

>>20124285

Incorrect. You're from this new bitch ass timeline we apparently got soul-refugee'd to.

Who the fuck is mandela and why does she fuck with our heads?

>>20124321
w-what happened in the old timeline?

From Onyx-timeline here. Looking at Onix just seems wrong af.

Goddamnit, what time line is this?!

>>20123833
Yes, you are correct.

I ABSOLUTELY REMEMBER IT SPELLED "Onix" IN THE OLD GAMES

>>20124331

My theory: Probably the timeline where Hillary Clinton becomes president.

>>20124195
gee, I sure do wonder who is behind this post...

>>20124414
Onyx?
Nah it was always Onix. Don't know what you're talking about.
Praise new universe.

>>20124450

lol, same.

>>20123833
>How do we profit off of timelines being erased?
$LINK the Mandela Effect duh

It was onyx. Fuck this bullshit.

>>20124321
Welcome to my timeline bitches,

P.S Sergey is a slavic scammer in this timeline, sell your Links

>>20124633
Proofs?

Yeah I’ve never really gave a fuck about the Mandela effect shit but this was always 100% onyx, no exceptions. I played Pokémon religiously as a child and even played it some a few years ago as an adult with crystal and heart gold on emulators. This is was still Onyx not even 3 years ago. What the fuck

>>20124665
>Yeah I’ve never really gave a fuck about the Mandela effect
You should. It's a rabbit hole that will blow your mind.

I think we’re honestly all misremembering this one because if it was Onyx then Steelix wouldn’t make sense.

Onix probably is correct given that, and the fact you’ve seen the word Onyx way more times since you were 10 than Onix.

Mandela effect is real though, I had a very big one dropped on me when I heard the news talking about Gary Hart.

I’m fairly well versed in politics (it was my major in college!) and I had no idea who this guy was. I know about Mondale and Dukakis, I can name VPs if losing candidates for the last 20 years etc.

Gary Hart didn’t exist in my timeline, and now I’m in one where he was a thing. I’ve never been so caught off guard in my life with people talking about something I have literally no grasp of in a subject I am well versed.

Did anybody else not know this dude existed? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Hart

>>20124850
i too didn’t know, but i was born in 99.

>>20125006

>>20125006

This dude having seemingly prophetic knowledge that 9/11 coming is crazy also. I’ve never heard his name mentioned once and I had done tons of conspiratorial digging into 9/11.

It’s odd a guy I never knew existed seemingly had such a close tie to and a preknowledge of 9/11 (when a lot of people think the timelines began to shift/weaken/merge).

He’s been an author at Huffington Post supposedly since 2005 lol. I’ve never heard of this dude. I have ZERO memories of him even tangentially connected to other stories.

This guy did not exist in my original timeline. I’m certain of it.

Onix was 100% the original name.

>t. Pokémon trainer in autistic tourneys as kid.

>>20125126
Go back to your timeline faggot

anyone else from the timeline where the Fruit of the Loom logo had the cornucopia in it? That one fucks me up more than anything

>>20125226

Didn’t know that one, I definitely remember the cornucopia.

>>20124691
I mean I’ve glanced at it somewhat but I figure it’s cern fucking around. What’s some good material to check out about it?

>>20125126
Onyx is for the original humans. >>20125021
That’s pretty crazy, i would have heard of this man through my father and grandfather who are both heavily concerned with politics and America itself

>>20125226

Is it the timeline without the weird loop in the Ford logo?

I kinda remember the cornucopia desu

>>20125290
look it up, sometimes people post the image of the one that everyone says never existed

>>20125303
wtf

>>20125335
I just did, that mockup looks exactly like how I remember it

>>20125226
>Fruit of the Loom logo had the cornucopia
just googled that line, i was from that time as well, it’s always disconcerting to see something else obvious taken from us as we’re gaslighted that everything is business as usual
. I just want to know what this is all about

Hehehe

I'm from the original dimension and it's so much better than yours by the looks of this AD forum. Egomaniac president? Race riots? Onix?

This must be like a joke dimension, and you guys must have done something really bad to end up here.

>>20125226
This is the craziest to me. I remember the cornucopia clear as day. Are they saying that was never part of the emblem?

>>20125452
who won WWIII?

>>20124356
DELET THIS

>>20124850
Elon Musk didnt exist in my timeline orginally. his name literally popped up out of nowhere

Always been onix. Mandela effect is fake and gay

>>20124139
Wait but mine shows this...

>>20125723
Bruh this is exactly what I remember. I also had one called “Brock’s Onyx.” It was fucking “Onyx.”

>>20123833
WHAT THE FUCK. IT WAS ONYX

>>20125787

WTF, why was that deleted?

>>20125292
Unironically r/retconned

>>20125508
There was no WWIII in our dimension.
Who won yours?

>>20125977
>>20125998
Wait what was deleted

>>20126090

An Onyx pokemon card with the name spelled "Onyx". It looked legit, just like I remember.

>>20126122
The one posted a little ways up the thread? Yeah, I remember that one too. In fact I’m fairly certain I had a couple copies still at my parents house. I know for a fact I had the Brock’s Onyx card because it had a little bit higher HP than normal Onyx.

i remember onyx too

>>20126216
>>20126155
Lyrics from Nelly’s Country Grammar - 2000

“Give me D's wit a rubber hammer
My grammar be's ebonics, gin tonic and chronic
Fuck bionic it's ironic, slammin niggaz like Onyx
Lunatics 'til the day I die
I run more game than the Bulls and Sonics”

Bros I’m scared WHAT in the FUCK does this mean.....????

In the other reality Chainlink is at 5000.00 and is used to buy food and water.

>>20124166
You're an idiot. It means illiterate fucks like you who don't read and heard it's name first, assumed it was "Onyx" and never bothered to check the spelling.

>>20123833
it's Onyx

>>20124850
What the fuck are you talking about, it's Steelyx.
OH GOD THEY GOT THAT ONE TOO

>>20127369

Everyone READ the name thousands of times in the gameboy games and cards, moron.

this has NOTHING to do with chainlink

>>20123833
They need to stop fucking around with CERN or this is just going to get weirder