/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>20061037
What's the used cars scam?

>>20061037
based
>>20061079
kys newfag

>>20061079
if u glo u kno

>>20061037
>explaining business and finances to your wife
Am currently married and I manage all the finances.

>>20061079
is it carvertical KEK

>>20061037
Money go KACHING KACHING SUCK MY DICK BITCH

>>20061037
You invested in a promising b2b tech startup. You really think they're interested in hearing more than that?

>>20061114
>So let me get this straight: you started browsing an autistic anime forum for investment advice when you noticed a lot of posts about a... cube? you liked the shape of the cube so you put your net worth into these cube tokens, and some guy named ass blaster told you it would be the best financial decision of your life and you believed him? other people didn’t invest in the cube tokens because there were other shapes of tokens like circles and squares they chose to invest in? how did you know the cube tokens weren’t a scam? YOU DIDN’T and you just “liked the memes”?? that’s how you financed this vineyard, with cube tokens? and the cube tokens are still earning you money? I just don’t get it but I’m glad you do honey, do you want to fuck me, Kate’s, or Sophi’s ass tonight?

>>20061269
keked

>anon, you have such odd, but unique and interesting taste in artwork... what does any of it even means?
>it's about the duality of forces that drive the world and our lives, order and chaos, highs and lows, a reminder of being humble in the good times and remaining strong in the bad, it holds a very profound meaning to me personally, memories from my youth... of the strong friendships formed back in the day, that made me who I am now... it taught me a lot when I was still nothing, when I had nothing... and today here I am... a humble billionaire, a beloved world leader, a philanthropist, all of my life now is only a result of materialistic possessions and political influence... but the only wealth I truly cherish will always be the life lessons and emotional bonds held within that painting... the friends made along the way... those we lost in the difficult times... now this... is priceless
>oh so it's a bit like ying and yang?
>umm... yes you could say that...
>cool

>boi pussy

>wow that's great anon sounds like you got really lucky with that!
>but uhm... i mean, you do have some like skills right? or a business or like... connections? i mean... how are you going to provide for us in the future? you don't think you'll get lucky again, do you?

>>20061377
HOLY FUCKING BASED

>>20061393
That’s why I bought you those knee pads for your birthday.

>>20061037
>>20061114
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>>20061269
Based

>>20061479

>>20061079
DMM/DMG lol

>>20061269

>>20061037
>future wife

imagine getting rich only to marry a woman, so she can divorce and keep half your chainlink gains

>>20061795
You know what they say
If it floats, flies or fucks, rent it

Most women don't care about the ins and outs of the money. They care that the money turns into status and things.

>>20061903
Cause they're too retarded to comprehend them. If I had the opportunity to speak with a self made millionaire I would be interested in the way he made his money even if it wouldn't help me at all, just out of curiosity.

I'm looking forward to it. One day I'm just going to sit my wife down, and open up a 5 hour long powerpoint presentation that I made that documents chainlink from 2017 until present day. I'm going to tell her about our boy Sergey. Assblaster. The memes, the fud, the breadcrumbs, everything. And at the end of the presentation I'll tell her that I have a fat link stack and that our life is going to change

>>20061079
>he doesnt know

>>20061037
oh yeah forgot
>future wife
you fucking retard hope you neck yourself after you lose half of it

>>20061037
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>>20061789
Alcoholics get the rope

Never tell anybody how much money you have.

>>20061037
My future wife hasn't even been born yet. I think bitcoin will be important history in 18 years

>>20061037
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>>20061479
pretty based aside from those appearing to be biological women

>>20061037
just get 2 wifes problem solved

>>20061037
Well hopefully it will be easy because by they will integrate ARPA into the educational system because it will power everything within the next few years and my wife will be 20 and i'll be 40
t. 20 yo

>>20061464
Soak It Up

This whole market is unworldly. Think about the opportunity given here for people like you and I, who generally don't have great social skills and aren't fond of normal activities. We have the opportunity to trade on a 24/7, high liquidity, high volatility, global,unregulated market and double our investments overnight. We don't have to speak to anyone, all transactions are anonymous. Whats more, there is a small barrier to entry (Fake Fud, scam shills, Larp Fud, PnD) that normies lack the attention span and inner monologue to overcome, so if anyone is going to make it, its going to be us.

That's all strange enough, but now consider this board. Has there ever been a weirder group of people investing together? Just ask yourself, what would a normal, well adjusted 50 something male this of this board? What would he think about the weird characters strewn all over the place, the screaming pink figure, the weird cartoon frog, the fact that there are people that have barely spoken words to other human beings in the last years that have made millions of dollars? 4chan culture applied to video games was strange but not out of the ordinary, 4chan + politics really started to turn some heads and hundred of articles were dedicated trying to understand it. But 4chan + a 24/7 speculative market surely has to be the wildest combination yet, producing some of the weirdest shit most people will ever see.

And that, anons, is why, you need to relish this opportunity. Soak it up, even if you're losing money just know that the experience of this will be worth more to you in 20 years than any amount of money could've ever been. The world is going to seem so boring when this is all gone.

>>20064682
based

>>20061118
This exactly. If you aren’t in complete control of the money, you are literally cycling yourself.

>>20065161
Cucking

>>20064682
it's missing the bloomer wojak but well pastad anon

>>20061269
LOL
feels good