/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19966610
ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR THE ABSOLUTE, MOST REDDEST, MOST GIGANTIC RED DILDO YOU HAVE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE THIS MONDAY??????

>>19966617
Shore

>>19966617
they're probably going to save it again with some fedfaggotry.

we're bullish on monday, right guys? right?

Milkchads unite!

There are so many payment processors!
What makes a vendor want to use one over the other!?
Do they even have any moats!?

6th for small caps

>>19966628
Interesting, did you know your have am have no bump limit?

>>19966649
But anon, I want this one. I don't care about confidence or station or dignity, I like this woman and want to have a future with her. I don't know if my odds are any good at all and I have a terrible feeling in my stomach that I won't be able to pick things up again with her, but I'm going to try to do what the other anon suggested after waiting another week and a half.

>>19966667
>What makes a vendor want to use one over the other!?
For the top 4 it's about size and consumer reach, of course. As for how to differentiate between all the small cap ones, I assume it probably comes down to which one is going to be cheapest and still be able to more or less get the job done.

>>19966705
Why would I use Square when I can use Stripe or Adyen or Worldpay or Western Union or Worldpay or FIS or Fiserv or Discover to process my payments...

Anyway, I found a 2b market cap one is it worth going it ?
https://investors.repay.com/

had no idea JayZ named the jew this fucking hard holy shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RM7lw0Ovzq0
at 2:27

>>19966697
fugg kek
mean say

"Dod ypu know your face does no have bump limit?"

all I want is to horde enough money to NEET forever

>>19966730
>"Dod ypu know your face does no have bump limit?"
oh yeah that's much clearer

Scoopsies is now h i g h

>>19966742

>>19966704
How old are you? What is your job and background? How old is she? Are you genuinely so immature that a minor initial connection creates an "I want" scenario that outweighs anything else, and if so how did you ever have a 6 figure portfolio to show her? Yeah... this is a larp

>>19966785
25.
Already said in last thread.
23.
Our connection is neither initial nor minor, we've been dating for four months. If it's immature to want her, I guess I'd rather be immature than too jaded to get involved. She really doesn't seem to have any downsides compared to other women I've dated before, I really like her.
Like I said in last thread, the six figures was nothing impressive, just doing niche design work for a few companies.

>>19966655
miruku

>>19966820
What I'm hearing is that you wont accept any answer that you dont want to hear which gives you your answer. Stop asking questions

>>19966792
Okay, yeah I'll go with that. I didn't want to seem too forceful but it's probably better so she can just avoid me then if she doesn't want to see me. I don't know what to say or how to act if she doesn't quickly move on the conversation one way or the other after we meet though. I guess I'll just do my best. Feels like pulling teeth wondering if I'll actually see her again.
Of course I'd always get a prenup, and I never thought I was too good for her or anything like that. I value an honest and kind person more than someone flashy or ambitious, especially in a woman.
>>19966861
What's your opinion on strawberry milk?
>>19966887
The question I asked was how do I fix things with this girl, and you said I shouldn't want to and to move on and try dating apps. That's not an answer, it's a dismissal of my whole intent anon. Maybe you mean the best but I don't see how you think that's helpful.

nth for SPACs

>>19966655
yayayaya

>>19966761
O_O oh no

While TQQQ:TMF performed ridiculously in the last decade, the end of constantly declining long term interest rates spells it's doom. I'm still very bullish on TQQQ, but the counter-balance must change. Shill me an asset and/or derivative[s] that will:
1) Either increase or not decrease (substantially) in value long term
2) Have a negative correlation with QQQ

>>19966906
Think about this woman like your portfolio. How do I fix this portfolio I really want it to appreciate? Sometime the answer is to cut your loss and move onto something profitable. Admit a mistake like choosing a pants shitter, and find something or in this case someone that will trend green and has something to offer

>>19966922
>1) Either increase or not decrease (substantially) in value long term
>2) Have a negative correlation with QQQ
I don't believe that exists.

>>19966906
bro you just have to shit yourself at the end of your next date and get all embarrassed so it's even
then cum inside her

>>19966922
just buy QQQ instead of TQQQ

>>19966906
>>19966704
>after waiting another week and a half.
Maybe just a week after the event would suffice since not communicating for another week and a half would make the situation seem more drastic and likely make her even more upset as she thinks you have moved on.

>>19966925
It sounds like the line's gone silent is the problem.
If so, ask a "provocative" question to which the answer is no.
Here's an example that has worked for me with a girl:
>Do you hate me?
This is a tactic from a FBI hostage negotiation book that I've been reading.

>>19966925
I get what you're saying, but she's not a portfolio, she's a woman, and I don't really care that she shit herself because I gave her a surprise while she was drunk, I'm more worried that I won't see her again because she's not responding to me so far.
>>19966963
kek, truly the chad response to give
>>19966965
Okay, I like that better too because I won't be just waiting so long. I'll text her again Monday then and show up Tuesday.
>>19966975
I don't know. Seems somehow off, but at the same time, if other anon's approach doesn't work and she's not at the restaurant, I have to do something to try and re-establish contact, so...go on? How would I transition from a seemingly nuclear accusation/question into dating again?

>>19966975
>This is a tactic from a FBI hostage negotiation book that I've been reading.
See now you're approaching relations with women correctly!

>>19966975
Or just move on and not acr like an incel that's never had human contact before? It's a casual 4 month initial stage dating situation. You're going to play the woman and say something like do you hate me? Act like a fucking man and move on. Teaching this guy to act even more dependent at 25 will not help him.

You guys every think about what would happen if you went all in on a trade? I'm pretty well off but damn... I only respect cunny btw.

>>19966610

Threadly reminder that a global masterpiece Computer Virus can make Tech stonks also worthless shit.

Plus divvies are your friend

>>19966922
>>19966963
>just buy QQQ instead of TQQQ
No, just buy TQQQ and hold it until you get a 100% gain, sell half, put it into something else and let the rest ride. It's unlikely that a technology bubble will pop before you achieve this and with a wide stoploss you'll still come out ahead if happens afterward.

>>19967017
I swear to god if you ask her if she hates you ill track you down in real life and beat you up and take all your bitcoins

>>19966610

OIL CHADS REPORT IN

>>19967041
We were all supposed to go in on buying the JC Penneys.

>>19967047
Your logic is sound but TQQQ is risky. Proshares is normally pretty good but TQQQ has some issues which put Scamexion to shame.

>>19967017
>I don't really care that she shit herself because I gave her a surprise while she was drunk,
A billion dollars in front of you couldnt force you to shit your pants even if you were hammered. You're genuinely delusional and obsessed to think that there was a correlation.
See>>19967029

>>19967029
It sounds less and less like you actually are concerned about me finding a good woman and more and more like someone or someones hurt you and you're trying to convert me into being promiscuous and exuding some kind of phony machismo.
>>19967048
Yeah, I don't think that would work as it seems too much like something a mall chick or Elliott would say, but if there is some less meme conversation-resumer anon can feed me I at least want to hear it out.
Hopefully that's enough to satisfy you, I don't want to lose my ETH or bullion.

>>19966617
It's going to be a .05% green candle day, silly bear.

>>19966953
TMF over the last decade was just that

>>19966922
JPOW made the bond markets an absolute dumpster fire including even making the high yield market a dumpster fire. Just go full TQQQ and then recoup principal to dump into gold or silver miners. JNUG is a pile of shit though

>>19967088
Anything anybody says besides you talking to her honestly about how you really like her and don't care is completely wrong

>>19966820
because you have patrician taste in anime and milk, I'll say that you should probably follow the advice of showing up at her house or work if you really like her. Actions speak louder than words and she's probably really embarrassed and confused. Being there should be reassuring. You do not need to insist on anything other than wanting to continue seeing each other, it also doesn't have to be that day. That said, you should be getting ready to get serious with her. If you're not ready to do that or thinking about that, then i think cutting it off is the best option. In general reflect on a phrase like this
>"Please date me with marriage in mind."
Since you're at 4 months, you should know that relationships typically escalate in stages and it's on average...
>after 6 months (date exclusively or engagement)
>another 18 months or 2 years (engagement or marriage)
>another 2 years (marriage or children)
>another 4 years (usually children again)
The parenthesis are usually or ideally. It's not set in stone, but it's typical human behavior. After that you want a renewal of commitment every 10 years. this varies person to person, but this is just the average timing and keeping it in mind has worked very well for me so far. You should also try to adhere to this because you are 25 and she's 23. you really shouldn't be wasting each other's time if you're not considering the long game. Additionally, if you don't believe in marriage for the purpose of creating structure for children, you should just back off and find another fish. Shitting yourself... i can't even imagine how embarrassing.

>>19966906
>I didn't want to seem too forceful but it's probably better so she can just avoid me then if she doesn't want to see me.
this is what one of my ex's did when i inadvertantly patroned her store, she just went in the back. i felt bad for upsetting her after learning what happened, but it happens.
>your opinion on strawberry milk?
good but i usually prefer coffee milk.

>>19967017
>I don't know. Seems somehow off, but at the same time, if other anon's approach doesn't work and she's not at the restaurant, I have to do something to try and re-establish contact, so...go on? How would I transition from a seemingly nuclear accusation/question into dating again?
Correct, it's not ideal. You said you've already tried contacting her and normal words aren't working, right?
>How would I transition from a seemingly nuclear accusation/question into dating again?
That's the correct follow-up question! :)
Probably empathizing statements or open-ended questions starting with "how" or "what" rather than "why" (which sounds accusatory). It really depends on a lot of context.
Look up "Chris Voss" on YouTube. He wrote my book and has a lot of videos on this.

>>19967088
if you haven't head from her in over a week, it means that her parents probably beat her to death when she came home drunk covered in feces

you need to learn from this experience and become more powerful so that it doesn't happen again

Man SMG gets a little strange on the weekends, huh. I don't mind it though, best of luck, peepeepoopoo gf anon

>>19966617
You better do your job, bobo. Bust it down to 230. I'm sitting 80% cash.

>>19966617

Glad that im having a savings plan and cost averaging this crab market.

In addition im doing 600$ per quarter for nothing boii, yummy dem divvies are tasty af

>>19966610
Did anyone else buy bank puts?

>>19967088
>It sounds less and less like you actually are concerned about me finding a good woman
No you're just only interested in one bad option. I suggested that you explore your option thoroughly and gain confidence and understanding of the space you're attempting to explore. You're a 25 year old virgin right? You wouldn't all in your first stock would you?

>>19967094
It might pump on Monday because we really sold off for all of the wrong reasons but you should be bearish long term.

Maybe see how Monday plays out, buy puts 2 weeks out for the imminent Covid FUD and then calls 5-6 weeks out for the inevitable stimulus pump. Take your earnings from both and put them all into VXX calls, FNGD shares or straight up $SPX puts.

I've been bearish but rode the pump up, now my suspicions have been confirmed, this is unironically going to be worse for the equity market than 2008.

>t. kyrgyzstani hentai illustration forum poster

>>19967148
nice same
stock go up, stocks go down. at the end of the day, I have more stocks
more more more

>>19967154
no

>>19967130
Lol'd hard

>invested in WKHS at 1.90
where the fuck did all these newfag r*dditors come from? the chads have been "ridin up" for months lmao

>>19967154
i did on Thursday for about $8 each and they expired today since i wanted a scratch off lottery ticket. i should have trusted my gambler's instinct more. $23 BAC put $48 C put.

>>19967180
i'm a 2008 newfag and can tell that you are unironically from leddit

>>19967180
Think they'll win the contract?

>>19967180
Well done! An anon started posting about the company, I want to say, nearly a year ago? Six or eight months at the least anyway. At the time the thesis was about possibly getting a contract to provide mail trucks for USPS.

>>19967029
>Or just move on
Some of us are sick of short-term relationships and chicks flaking the fuck out all the damn time.
>and not acr like an incel that's never had human contact before?
Says the khv that hasn't experienced the endless line up of thots on tinder that struggle just to make it out of their fucking apartment
>It's a casual 4 month initial stage dating situation.
>4 months
>casual
Virgin.
>You're going to play the woman and say something like do you hate me? Act like a fucking man and move on.
The other end's gone dead, you absolute moron. There's nothing to lose; so he can say anything.
He could literally say "fuck you, bitch" and lose nothing -- and judging from your own autistic decision making skills, you'd probably think that'd actually be a really alpha thing to say.

>>19967081
I mean, I think there is a correlation because it's not like she's made a habit of it in the past. Women are fragile, anon.
>>19967107
I want to agree but I don't know how to finangle the conversation to not cause her more embarrassment if I do get a chance to see her.
>>19967109
Thanks Reigen.
You don't mean to mention marriage immediately on trying to get another date with her, right? Recently I was thinking about proposing to her after 2 years if we make it through the first year without any problems and start talking about our future at the end of the first year. I'd like two kids but she may want more given her family background which is fine with me as well. I don't think this was a big deal but I don't know how to make it not a big deal for her.

Coffee milk is good, the only way I drink coffee actually.
>>19967130
It's been half a week kek
And she only shat a little as far as I know, mostly as a side effect of suddenly peeing, just a little stain. It really didn't need to be a big deal, I wish she'd just been able to laugh it off or something.
>>19967145
Thanks anon, I think.
>>19967160
As I've explained she's not the first woman I've dated, and I don't think she's a bad option.

>>19967075
imagine if little girls knew and understood the power they held.

>>19966654
>we're bullish on monday, right guys?
Of course, we're unstoppable. Look at this list of things that no longer matter:
> futures
> fundamentals
> the economy
> earnings
> unemployment
> inflation
> deflation
Everyone in the world is about to become rich from American Stonks!

>>19967241
Are you a 25 yo virgin?

>>19967160
>No you're just only interested in one bad option.
You're the only one in the thread that's invested in one bad option. Your advice to him consists entirely of the following:
Give up.
What the fuck kind of loser gives up on anything? At least 2 of my exes have restraining orders on me.

>>19967274
Yeah, of course. I'm not going to lie with a woman I don't know and love.
>>19967284
Heh.
Well, I should have known when I saw the trip. I guess what the two of you have in common is I'll be ignoring all of your "advice".

>>19967305
LMAOOOOOOOO WHAT A LOSER

>>19967232
Idk what weird projection issues you've got bud but I hope you can find therapy. My girlfriend and I just signed a lease, and I've had a few long term relationships that just didnt shake out, more short term ones that didnt, and yes hook ups as well because I'm a healthy 28 year old stable male lmao. And I dont delve so low as to beg or sperg and scream fuck you at women like you've come up with. I have options and I pursue the good ones, sometimes they pan out, sometimes they dont. Sometimes it's because they dont want you sometimes it's because you dont want them. Acting like a little bitch wont get you anywhere close to success or in healthy relationships. This guy is quite literally obsessed with a casual 4 month girl that shit and pissed her pants, and he is socially awkward enough to show girls his bankroll using the excuse that he wants to be straight forward and honest with them when he should really be honest with himself and realize hes insecure and hes compensating for what he feels like are social inequities that he can make up for with money. What I am telling him to do is to get comfortable with himself, see other people and learn to be confident in his own mind and skin. Obsession will not aid him in any way. How damaged are you?

>>19967305
I like this answer!
Btw, I came up with the "no"-provoking question you can ask:
>Am rly high rn. Should i kil self?

>>19967251
That's a 200 year old demon, sir.

>>19967284
>>19967337
>>19967343
Lmao okay based you win you just got me to type all that fucking shit you got me gud well done.

>>19967241
If she can't get over it then its on her and you need to get over it

>>19967232
>>4 months
>>casual
no he's right. in the four month range, things are casual, but they should be heating up.

>>19967241
>You don't mean to mention marriage immediately on trying to get another date with her, right?
probably not. it's something you should be ready to throw down and be personally aware of. You should know if you want to think about marrying her, and you don't want to be stuttering if she's like
>BUT PEEPEE POOPOO
>WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME
probably not so dramatic, but you get the idea. The better line is probably "I want to date you seriously." Using the word marriage might be a bit early and not your style. I met my wife in a scenario where I needed to be super serious and I tore a page out of Monogatari (because I'm a faggot) and "confessed properly" since it was relatively casual up to that point. I said something along the lines of
>"I want to date you with the prospect of marriage. Please continue going out with me."
We were going to be separated geographically and needed a more firm commitment or we would need to break it off entirely for closure. Without that kind of agreement, we wouldn't have made plans to get back into the same area.
>kids
don't mention that stuff unless she's got rabies and asks. the reply should probably be something like "I am hoping for some." My co-workers and friends have said that sometimes you see your first born and you just get a feeling like "that's good. All I need is this one." baby-steps anon. A person will fill in the blanks with what they want. If they like you, they'll fill in something nice. Less tends to be more.
>Coffee milk is good, the only way I drink coffee actually
like pic? I like my coffee with milk or cream, but I was referring to specifically like "coffee flavored milk."

>>19967305
>Yeah, of course. I'm not going to lie with a woman I don't know and love.
Yeah this kids clearly gay

It probably won’t be Monday but sometime next week you will see a dip more severe than the March dip. It will span three days.

>>19967337
Well I'll have you know my penis is over 3 feet long and I've literally used it to slap a glownigger in the face when he tried to engage me in a fist fight. I have over 1000 confirmed fucks, including your mother, and my portfolio is over 1 million dollars with an ROI of 696.96% YoY
>pic related
>It's one of the 2 girls I've been married to for the past 5 years

https://www.strawpoll.me/20447777
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>>19967380
Just a hunch?
>t. Not SEC

>>19966733
ME TOO

but I look at your pic I think I actually want more...
I can't be a normalfag but I could still function better. Benzos help a little.

>>19966910
>oneday
one day you'll make milkies in my coffee?

>>19966697
uhhh
Mr. Dudeweedlmao did your brain break?

>>19967337
I'm getting some severe Reddit vibes. Casual sex makes you stable? Money is all about power and insecurity? Come on, anon, I may be a virgin but you're the one who needs to grow up and get comfortable in his own skin.
>>19967365
You're right, of course. I can't always be walking on eggshells, even if this is a special case.
>>19967366
>but peepee poopoo!
>but marriage!
My life is an actual meme, based.
I'll try to keep all that in mind and be clear but also simple.
I just meant half milk and half coffee, my habits haven't adjusted to my fortunes so I didn't even know about flavored milk other than strawberry milks, let alone in cans.
>>19967368
Bezmenov would like to have words with you anon.

>>19967352
>Lmao okay based you win you just got me to type all that fucking shit you got me gud well done.
>>19967389
YOU GLOWIES WIL NEVER OUT-TROLL THE SCOOPSY-POOPS

>>19967409
bro what kind of stocks or other investments are you holding
we need to really understand what kind of person you are before we take this anon-anon relationship to the next level

>>19967409
You clearly didnt comprehend anything I said. You're a retard and a child but not nearly as big of a retard as I was for replying to your larp.
>>19967389
Now this is a man I respect and adore. I'm sorry we had words and I only offer you my adoration moving forward

It was Prada Sushi

>>19967391
The feds just demanded that the banks cut their divvies, right?
Also, there's this:
https://www.mercurynews.com/2020/06/26/h-1b-government-issues-first-ever-official-estimate-of-visa-population-in-u-s/
It's very good for the labor market and I might see my salary double, but the higher salaries will cut deep into tech company profits, which have been fueling the stock market recovery

>***nhentai***

Use the legitimate OP next time. Thank you.

>>19967409
>my habits haven't adjusted to my fortunes
good man. based and frugalpilled.
>I'll try to keep all that in mind and be clear but also simple
unironically, the best advice is "b urself" because if she shouldn't only like you when you're on your A or B game. I'm only mentioning the marriage stuff becasue it seems like something you should have in mind. A lot of my friends can't meaningfully answer
>Why do you want to marry?
In this situation, knowing that you want to consider marriage and what that means for you is pretty important, and it might be strongly in your favor to know how you really feel so you can more effectively respond to varying degrees of rejection.

>>19967433
>inb4 shitcoins

>>19967433
Hi my name is Anonymous.
I mentioned it last thread, but I tried playing options but I'm not good enough at predicting things, so I went the opposite route and just bought dividend stuff anons recommended here during this dip. Before this year I was just sort of letting my cash diminish in value because I wasn't really feeling up to investing in anything other than bullion and a little ETH.
I like milk, classical and electronic music, shooters, cats, old adventure novels, guns, Americanized Chinese food, and semi-Americanized Chinese women.
I keep my "porn" in an encrypted partition, even though it's really just 99% nudes and pictures of women blushing. It's about a 50/50 art vs photo collection and I'm trying to tag it nicely now.
I once spent 9 hours straight staring at a wall just because I didn't really feel like doing anything. Other than that though, I read a lot of stuff online and eat frozen food when I'm not getting takeout because I don't like to cook.

AND U?

>>19966617
> Implying my puts will print
I should have sold and bought calls at close and you know it.

>>19967166
I didn't realize how based this pic was. Top notch.

>now my suspicions have been confirmed, this is unironically going to be worse for the equity market than 2008
What the heck has been confirmed?
Was the economic data reported today really bad?

>>19967523
>I like milk, classical and electronic music
nice I like those things as well

what divvy stocks are you holding?
do you really believe that a Chinese person can become "Americanized"?

also learn to cook before worrying about thots
what the hell, you are way too old to not know how to cook
the 9 hours that you spent staring at a wall, you could have been cooking

>>19966729
> Listening to Jay Z passed 1996
Fucking why?

Fuck joggers eat the rich
#DefundWokeStreet

>>19967540
>Was the economic data reported today really bad?
if you haven't been keeping up, 2008 was, in all likelihood, the bear trap.

>>19967523
>I'm not getting takeout because I don't like to cook.
cooking is very frugalpilled. maybe be open to trying it again sometime when things are more conducive for cooking. taking the reigns on your diet will also give you better control over your health. health is wealth for people in every strata.

>>19967517
>i mentally categorized wkhs nkla ship and company as shitcoins
jesus christ.

>>19967599
The fed can only loan money or buy assets, it can't give money away to individuals. only the treasury can do that
educate yourself

>>19967628
That's why it says Fed + Gov. The Fed buying bonds keeps the market buoyed for financial corporations that use Gov bonds as collateral, maybe you should educate yourself.

>>19967523
>99% nudes and pictures of women blushing
>and pictures of women blushing
Holy shit. Are you me?
It feels like you just described my phone's maxed out internal storage in your post.

Just finished watching Enron: Smartest Guys in The Room. Really good documentary, sure hope that I never fall for something like that. It's really interesting how these people that commit financial fraud all seem to be the same type of people. Also made me grateful to be alive today when I have access to all the financials that I can read myself and have direct control over my own stonks. Any other good market documentaries you lads enjoy?

>>19967517
I'd like to just be myself but I have to temper it in this situation because I'm naturally very direct and upfront. I hope it'll be fine though.
I just want to sleep with someone I love regularly in every sense of the phrase, wake up happy, raise a few kids in a calm and beneficial environment, get a little heavyset eating good food I don't have to cook myself, try day trading out sometime when I'm a little older for fun, find the energy to pursue some hobbies I've been meaning to try once I'm more rested and contented, plant and tend a little vegetable garden with my wife, have a few bets, teach my children critical thinking skills to help them later in life, grow old together, and live as long as possible while still having fun together.
I can't really summarize it, but I think I want what most people want.
>>19967567
Cooking isn't really a skill like it used to be, you can genuinely just follow a recipe, but I learned to cook basic things largely by intuition when I was a kid, I just don't enjoy it. She's second-generation immigrant so she's just Americanized enough to not be too stiff and formal, but also not a loud retard or anything.
>>19967604
I should be more concerned about my health and stuff like that, especially my cardio since I lie around being a useless piece of shit on the internet all day.
I'm not really frugal I wouldn't say, just used to be poor. I spent a lot of money on dumb things, 4k monitors, the big graphics card I probably don't even use to capacity, a steam library I've only played half of at best. Not the typical yacht and lambo stuff, but I'm no stoic.
>>19967658
Okay tripfag I have taken this into consideration after your previous regrettable disclosures and as of now I am raising your rating back to a semi-based status, do not abuse this new trust.
>>19967659
Yeah it's very informative, the stripper segue was super out of place but appreciated.

>>19967659
>Just finished watching Enron: Smartest Guys in The Room. Really good documentary,
>sure hope that I never fall for something like that.
The issue with fraud is that you can't tell unless you're an accounting savant.
It actually just happened again with a European company called wirecard. It sounds like wirecard was basically the size of PayPal or Robinhood.
>It's really interesting how these people that commit financial fraud all seem to be the same type of people.
They honestly make me think that Jeff Bezos may have fit in with them.
>Also made me grateful to be alive today when I have access to all the financials that I can read myself and have direct control over my own stonks.
You wouldn't have been able to tell just by looking at the financial statements. It's happened again just within the last month with wirecard

>>19967719
*have a few pets

>>19967604
>if you haven't been keeping up, 2008 was, in all likelihood, the bear trap.
I don't get it. Is this the whole corporate debt and auto loans, the everything bubble, all currency will be worthless and everything will collapse and we'll be eating each-other for sustenance thing?

>>19967659
The Crooked E is the real enron kino. Also little known fact there was no fraud whatsoever going on with them, they discovered free energy via Kenneth Lay's connection to H.W. Bush; the plug had to be pulled (hehe). I went to college with Lay's niece, she was pretty nice actually.
>>19967604
>2008 was, in all likelihood, the bear trap
Too true. The dotcom crash was way more important, 2008 was just a little jiggle so the fed could roll out the infinite money cheat code

>>19967730
kind of. >>19967759 states it beautifully
>2008 was just a little jiggle so the fed could roll out the infinite money cheat code

>>19967659
very nice image, mind if i store a copy?

>>19967725
> You wouldn't have been able to tell just by looking at the financial statements
I don't have any delusions about being able to see it coming, it's just nice to have the info really available, I didn't realize that I was taking it for granted.

>>19967719
Agreed, it got a chuckle out of me but some of the strippers were hot.

>>19967725
Yeah... but the FT called that out years ago, and I've heard about it a bunch over the years.

I listen to the FT's daily market brief podcast every morning, and they barely even gloated about how right they were, even though Wirecard totally attacked them for outing their fraudulent company and made them look like the badguys. They kept the con going for years.

>>19967771
but that doesn't tell me anything!
2008 was bad, I'm sure you can remember.
And yes, this time they had the memory of that to justify going all out with easing.

But that doesn't tell me anything that was confirmed today, or why this is 1000X worse, or why JP has failed in engineering a soft landing, or a whole lot of anything.

>>19967759
help me out here sunsan

>>19967719
>peepee
>poopoo
>brrrr

>>19967180

>>19967787
Feel free fren :^)

>>19967803
>Yeah... but the FT called that out years ago, and I've heard about it a bunch over the years.
>I listen to the FT's daily market brief podcast every morning, and they barely even gloated about how right they were, even though Wirecard totally attacked them for outing their fraudulent company and made them look like the badguys. They kept the con going for years.
What's FT?
Is that the Financial Times?

>>19967809
Chiyo was the real MVP all along
At least as far as I read, I barely made it to the beginning of the cavalry arc which is where I understand everyone else quit too

>>19967862
I never finished Prison School either
is it finished? maybe I can go back and read it now

>>19967148
What's the original picture here?

fake market its going to dump

>>19967862
>Chiyo was the real MVP all along
I didn't even know what the girl was posted from :'^( I just wanted to post blushing anime gril from my phone storage

>>19967884
I heard there were a few good chapters after the infamous cav arc but then the ending was trash
Something about Kiyoshi selling a box or something, it was supposed to be jokes
The last several chapters before the cav arc were already painful to read though so I stopped
>>19967893
I thought you were trying to make a funny because she's the girl who becomes obsessed with peeing on Kiyoshi for some reason

>>19967846
Yeah, Financial Times.
But their website is FT and they always refer to themselves as FT for some reason. I thought they rebranded themselves.

>>19967884
>I never finished X manga
and every time I try to go back now that they FINALLY published a bunch more, I've forgotten too much, but remember enough that it's a chore to reread it all...
It's been damn near 10 years for some of these series that I enjoyed so much I just binged right through them the first time around.

>>19967905
>she's the girl who becomes obsessed with peeing on Kiyoshi for some reason
wat

>>19967905
>I thought you were trying to make a funny because she's the girl who becomes obsessed with peeing on Kiyoshi for some reason
>lewdness
Looks like I'm going to try reading Prison School now.

>>19967830
Thank you!

>>19967918
>Yeah, Financial Times.
>But their website is FT and they always refer to themselves as FT for some reason. I thought they rebranded themselves.
Guess I'll start paying more attention to them.
I lost all faith in almost all forms of media around 2017. I only trusted WSJ for a really long time.
Bloomberg was somewhat trustable, but its very fixated directly on the stock market. I've heard The Economist is very well written as well.
NYT is sensationalist smut tho. There once was a time when I viewed them as unbiased, but it really bleeds through now that there's a republican in the white house.

>>19967803
>but that doesn't tell me anything!
I am wayyy too tired to get this one out. maybe i capped it from a while ago... that's my best guess of a recap.

>>19967994
ah, yeah, but the better explanation for how this actually turns into a fucking problem is with that yield sensitivity.

>>19967957
I like the economist, but I just listen to the podcasts if I have time, and the NYT and WSJ pods if there's something I really want to hear about.

With the NYT, I don't think that it's that Trump is republican necessarily. I think it's more that they never stopped treating him like a joke candidate, and he declared the press to be the enemy of the people and picked NYT and CNN to typify the worst of them. And things have just gotten worse from them.

I don't think it'd be this bad if it were just a republican like Jeb or McCain or any other republican really. It's that Trump is Trump, and he plays to what his audience wants to hear. His base, and really almost all of America, doesn't read newspapers and doesn't respect CNN.

I've gotten offtrack with my theorizing. The point is, I don't even read political articles unless they're about things like trade or the bill to subsidize semiconductor production in the US, that kind of stuff. And the NYT was great at the beginning of this year about reporting on the coronavirus. I didn't take it that seriously at first, but I should have.

The Economist can be fantastic, but you gotta skip the stuff about African countries you don't care about, because they try to be so global. NYT and WSJ are on par in my mind, but I don't read about US politics so that doesn't really bother me.

>>19967803
Hehe I don't fully understand it myself, you should know I say a lot of stuff I don't understand. However, I think there are a couple of things the average person doesn't consider about 2008, one that the markets hadn't recovered in the slightest from the dotcom crash and two that it was top-to-bottom planned by a cadre of politicians and bankers.
This is the first thing James Dalton talks about in his book (well, not the malcontent conspiracy stuff) which is why it grabbed me so hard. From 1978 up until 1998 (barring '87) the indices saw extremely steady year-after-year bullish action, you look at it and it's a straight line going up and to the right. Some of this can be attributed to "real" economic growth thru stuff like globalism, but I'm pretty firmly of the opinion that the fundamentals of American industry are already in decline at this point. Dotcom crash changed that, it's the "fall of the great bulle". It took until September '07 for the indices to reach the same valuation as September 2000. And that's with a pretty dang big rat cute to levels not seen since the 60's. You see the rise of super crazy financial engineering, and the ballooning of finance itself as a sector to levels higher than real physical manufacturing. What the heckies do they *do* at Goldman Sachs? 2008 immediately sends us back down to '96 levels. The fed begins so much interventionist policy I'll never be able to list or even understand it all, rats are cute'd to zero for seven years (and can't be un-cuted as Dec. 2018 shewed) the money vacuums to the top (not the 1%, literally like 400 people), America's actual industries rust away and we permanently lose the knowledge base that created this system in the first place.
Basically I'm of the opinion that this was all planned as a demolition of the American middle class' real purchasing power, the Fed is complicit in an expropriation of wealth too large to even understand, it was all done on purpose by people who hate you.

>>19967599
You know the Fed has only used something like 6% of that funding available to them?
This isn't over and they know that full well.

Your posts are kinda silly.

>>19967994
>>19967994
hey thanks man
So your theory is they keep getting free credit that's going to turn into a major problem when rates rise? Interesting, hope to talk to you about it another time.

>>19968106
Did you know that the Fed is illegally buying corporate bonds on margin and not a single person is seeking prosecution. They can use your money however the fuck they want, you don't care.

Your posts are kinda dumb.

Why is this smg thread a fucking journal. Talk stocks you cucks.

>>19968105
>rat cutes
nice I like it
>it was all done on purpose by people who hate you.
why would anyone hate us? we're nice people

>>19967366
Is the Pokka man related to the bogs? He looks bog-esque.

>>19968105
this is all very depressing

>>19968146
is saturday morning and I don't think a single one of us is sober. come back Sunday when futures open. We talk about biotrash and meme pumps then.

>>19968146
essemgee is like one of those prop trading firms back in the late 90s where you'd go in and hang with all your boys at the gambling hall. Don't be a fuggin Mark O. Barton
>>19968150
It's because a lot of people in power are descended from guys like the Donmeh (well really the Essenes) and earnestly believe in the secret mandate set forward during the Enlightenment. Anglo-Dutch mercantilism meets Khazarian 1000-year blood feuds, pretty spooky :o

>>19968105
Markets in Profile James Dalton?!
I just thought it was a book about how to interpret stocks/indexes based on trade volume at different price ranges.

All of that is very true (except I don't think they hate me, I think they're doing a very human thing by collecting all the power and resources they're able to for themselves and their decedents), but that doesn't tell me why the market has to crash to new lows that I can tell.

YES, for all the people who complain about leftist policies "redistributing the wealth", we are seeing what could be the greatest wealth transfer in history, engineered by the government. They are printing money and bailing out hedgefunds and their friends in the world of finance, and they are lending out PPP loans to businesses owned by fucking congressmen. We haven't seen the devaluation of the dollar yet, but it's basically inevitable. And all the benefits are going to a tiny fraction of the 1%, and their friends in DC.

BUT I haven't figured out a better way to deal with this than try and collect assets to be one of the assetholders who may see some of the upside of the inflation, or at least limit the downside. Assets like equities.

>>19968137
>you don't care
false
I just don't think hashtags and half-truths are a solution. Half-truths are powerful, but I fucking hate them because they make the world harder to understand.

>>19968235
>why the market has to crash to new lows that I can tell
It absolutely does not, at least during our lifetimes. Eventually yes, I've been told about faults in Bretton-Woods and stuff but that's above my paygrade. This is why I'm bullish bias, wealth expropriation via equities valuation? BUY EQUITIES

>>19968106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKsZ1hqHBHU
this is a good video.
>So your theory is they keep getting free credit that's going to turn into a major problem when rates rise?
for corps and government, there's too much debt to service. therefore, whenever you need more debt to finance shit, you end up needing low rates to actually remain solvent.

>>19968321
I POSTED THAT VIDEO
fucking keks
Cio is a good explainer

>>19968333
based. how do you have so many questions about this then? i really think it covers all of the bases. you should also apply this to the municipalities. this shit is beyond fucked.

>>19966667
what a boring job to sit around making mspaint charts

Realistically, what are your returns on your investments?

>>19968373
about tree fiddy

>>19968342
I'll watch it again, I was mostly focused on how QE works when I watched that, and I think that was back when we were doing "Not QE" QE with the repo malfunction or something like that.

>for corps and government, there's too much debt to service. therefore, whenever you need more debt to finance shit, you end up needing low rates to actually remain solvent.
I see... but the plan is to keep rates low. This would only be a problem when inflation starts to get out of control, and I don't expect that to happen until well after the economy starts to recover. Once they can't hide the inflation anymore THEN the fed will either have to except the decline of the dollar (they won't) or hike rates, nuke the economy, and then force defaults on that debt you mentioned. But that could be years away.

>>19968420
>except the decline of the dollar
ACCEPT the decline of the dollar (and possibly lose reserve currency status)
I'm getting dumber, there's no doubt about it.

>>19968373
Negative usually.

Shill me something and tell me why

>>19967830
>engineer
>good with numbers

>>19968420
>but the plan is to keep rates low. This would only be a problem when inflation starts to get out of control
Mmmm, but these guys need inflation to get out of control due to their liabilities as well. The debts need to be serviced and everyone is choking on over competitive dollars (too much credit expansion). So when we add corona to the mix and get a revenue shock with retarded public policy thrown on top because everyone is flailing around with these absurd liabilities, we quickly find ourselves starting down the barrel of mass bankruptcy and intervention/inflation by the fed to keep the markets open at all. If you look at this in 2017 or 2018, you might say... "Hmmm soon!" after corona and the additional shock and headwind, you might say "IT'S HAPPENING"

>>19968440
So much of the libertarian/goldbug/austrian thesis of how this all falls down seems to hinge on the fed being unable to hold the dollar up (or another scenario like China/Russia coming out with a gold or otherwise backed currency undercutting the dollar for settlements). I was watching some vids from this guy George Gammon who really seems to know a lot and he seems to think a more likely scenario is them losing control of the bond market rather than currencies, you have any thoughts on that?

>>19968373
77-100%

>>19968146
>>19968192
It's not different to any other day only with fewer AAAAAAAAAAAs.

>>19966617
Unironically will be bloody Wednesday. Mon/tues will be flat/up.

>>19968528
this picture is cursed

>>19968373
100 to 500% pa

What will monday be? Green as usual or fucking bloody red? Asking for a friend.

>>19968668
Yesterday I got the general impression that the sell off had little oomph to it. I think probable bounce green day for Monday.

I bought $50k into NRGU at $4. It's down 10% already.. I'm going to kill myself if it takes a fucking year to recover to $4.

>>19966610
How do I get into trading?
I feel like there is a lot of information on the internet, but I don't have a criterion or a organized way to make this info useful.
I'll be lurking the OP links, any suggestion is welcome

>>19969060
Do what I did. Buy loads of of equities at the top of this bull trap and bag hold for months maybe years

>>19968995

that shit will be 5$ this week

u got some weak fucking hands bro

u got to go on a vacation for a few months and not even look at that shit

Bought NVDA, SPY and QQQ for long term holding. Did I fuck up?

this popped up on my screen and i just started laughing

fucking bear on the bottom and robinhood idk man

SHARTISTANIANS STOP SPREADING FLU YOU FAT RETARDS

>>19969141
did you fuck up buying ridiculously safe funds?
yeah you're fucking dead. it's over

DIGITAL ADVERTISING DIED
LONG BILLBOARDS

>wkhs and workhorse still blacklisted on r/wsb
>several posts manually deleted
lmao seriously what the fuck is this about

>>19966667
well, western union = scam central^

Literally used for mules

>>19969259
plebbit. you should go back.

>>19969060
Just pick something you like, like coca cola or Ralph Lauren or whatever. Find their financial data, then watch a video or two on YouTube about analyzing cash flow and earnings and liabilities n shit. Watch something about P/E and dividends yields. Then realize that all of this analysis gives you, at best, an educated guess and buy or don't buy. Then just read shit as you go along and you'll learn a lot over time.

Or you could just LMAO YOLO and find out what's trending on stocktwits and wall street bets and buy it then sell it at profit. I don't understand options, I'm stupid and their scary.

>mfw S&P500 closes 3 points over the 12 month moving average

If it closes below the 12m MA move to T-Bills

>>19969270

NEED Monday to be GREEN

>>19966610

Should I sell if I am -5% down?

>>19968518
I started out a few months ago thinking I would hold companies I have faith in seeing them grow out to benefits to society. It would make me happy to feel I added to the world by investing in said companies. Now I am just swinging pennystocks and dropping the bags on RH kiddies...

I have become the bad guy, treating the market like a shitcoin fest. It's just that everything is so damn overpriced.

How hard is it to beat the market when long term investing? Something like 15%, or even 20% returns.

>>19969362
Yeah, it's ridiculous that you can make fat stacks chasing meme shit stocks and people who are doing real due diligence and technical analysis probably aren't doing that great. It's a clown market but what's you gonna do? Someone's gotta make the money. I agree about prices, tech is just so prohibitive right now and there's the Spectre of a bubble pop hanging over it.

>>19969410
>How hard is it to beat the market when long term investing? Something like 15%, or even 20% returns.

It's easy, actually. Pic related, just invest in TQQQ, UPRO, or another levered index fund and you'll beat the market in 10-20 years. The reason why most people don't do it is because your drawdowns will be even worse than the indices when they drop.

You can mitigate this by investing 40-60% in a bond ETF, preferably levered and one with zero or negative correlation to the stock market.

>>19967658
>my phone's maxed out internal storage
delete this

>>19969452
Almost 30% returns. That's insane. Makes those Vanguard ETFs look like pocket change.

>>19969452
>It's easy, actually.
It's easy. Just remortgage your house and buy Apple shares for a dollar, thirty years ago!

>>19967154
How low can they go? They were already cheap. I think banks are undervalued now, even the whole market's gonna go down.

>>19967366
>I met my wife in a scenario where I needed to be super serious and I tore a page out of Monogatari (because I'm a faggot) and "confessed properly"
You were inspired by Hanekawa's confession? Pretty based.

>>19969462
Get a bigger SD card

>>19969141
increasingly it feels like US index funds are going to be stuck in this same zone 10 years from now. diversify with some european and asian indexes imo.

Set orders to short OXY and UAL, how fucked am I?

>>19969982
RIP

so how much money exactly are you earning from this "investing" Anon?

WHY ARE HALF OF THESE POSTS ABOUT FUCKING ANIME AND WOMEN SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT STOCKS

just had a fry up ama

>>19967065

>>19970176
Nobody here knows anything about stocks.
It's just faggotry. Try some other site.

>buy Nasdaq under 10,000
>sell Nasdaq over 10,000
>repeat until infinite money

>>19970176
what stocks do you want to talk about, my love?

>>19970226
I just bought QQQX because I'm LAZY

Any TSX chads here? The only green thing in town. And it's associated with based slum lords.
I bought 100 shares so far.

>Timbercreek has been involved in a number of controversies in its role as landlord.

>In 2016, Timbercreek evicted tenants from 80 units in Ottawa's Heron Gate neighbourhood, in order to re-develop the property.[8] In May 2018, it announced that it would evict residents of a further 150 townhomes, due to structural problems with the buildings.[9] This decision received substantial criticism from tenants and others, including the UN special rapporteur on the right to adequate housing.[10]

>In 2014, there were protests over living conditions at one of the company North York buildings.[11] There have also been a number of other published complaints by tenants.[12][13]

Based as fuck.

any degenerate daytraders and Forex players in here?

>>19970090
Up like $1k on my $80k boomerfolio, carried entirely by stock of the company I work for and an S&P 500 fund I bought the dip in. Everything else blood red.

>>19967305
Yeah, of course. I'm not going to lie with a woman I don't know and love.

Based. When the moment comes don't rush it to sex. Let it happen when both of you are extremely relaxed after one of those touching, hugging sessions (you'll know).

After first sex confess her that it was your first. Before tell her just that you're a little nervous.

For now tell her that you want to see hear more and know her. After a not-a-date tell her that you like her.

Good luck. You will make it king.

t. was a 24 yo virgin

>>19970090
I made few thousands dumping Canadian financials at the literal top few weeks ago. I lost a few hundred on a 2x financials ETF though. Now I'm few hundred dollars in the red on an oil bet but it will recoover in a couple of weeks if not months at least.

>>19970280
>After first sex confess her that it was your first. Before tell her just that you're a little nervous.
Yeah definitely do this. I was 23 and only told her a few days after the first time, she just thought I was nervous before then. I think it would have been totally different and probably more weird if she knew upfront, plus she outright refused to believe it when I first told her so that was pretty good.

>>19970302
What was your oil play? Looking at BSM as a long hold since they could sell their oil lands for other uses if needed, but their use of commodity futures spooks me. I'm also unironically thinking of buying tankers if it looks like OPEC will try to squeeze out US oil producers, but I just don't know if the gov will really allow the US to become a net importer again.

>>19970256
Reporting in. I pay at least 100 bucks in fees every trading day.

>>19970440
I bought Pembina Pipeline (TSX) in April then dumped it for some profit few weeks ago when banks and oil started to dump because of paper hands. Rebought it and now it dumped again.

>>19966617
im all cash except for a few options. im ready.

>>19966617

Yeah about that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7G0OfJUON8

>>19970488
This video seems racist. Where are black people?

>>19970469
I think I've seen you discussing Pembina before and I added it to my watch list, but I don't remember why. What makes you Bruce in it?

>>19970706
I was betting on oil recovering from negative in April and of the oil stocks/pipelines I was watching (I screened for bigger market cap) on TSX it seemed to be the least volatile over the long term. Also it does gas and has storage as a bonus or detriment. I also had Enbridge and sold it for small profit some time ago.

>>19970469
Non-shale Canadian producers probably have lower costs than US ones so may be worth it in the long run. Balance sheet at a glance not bad either, though 20% of their Total Assets being Goodwill triggers. Only thing I'd be worried about is the financial state of the companies they're pumping for.

>>19970481
>100% cash
At least get some precious metal exposure or something, the US M2 money supply is increasing by the day

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>19968528
There's a white vase in the background between the upper middle and upper left.

Am I going to make it bros? I'm not red btw RH is just being retarded because I deposited money.

>>19970775
>hey bro buy gold dude!
>go look at gold
>everything is marked up 30%+
Yeah, nah.

tankerbros...

>>19971006
Remember to just keep holding

I'm holding SSL, OIS, KOS, AMPY and MRO for oil and TWO, IVR and NAIL for real estate. Should I take a loss right now or iron hands this bitch for the year?

>American Airlines: Equity Raise Reduces Bankruptcy Fears
wow American what a great idea

Some things to keep an eye on for Monday, with some vague explanations:
- BLNK - pretty big insider buying recently, it's been in the news, EV-related which has been goin up recently, I've seen some price points placing it at 5 bucks, and a lot of volume on friday, also that California thing about making all trucks EV ASAP
- CLR - Oil is in a shitty position atm, but again high price point of 23, currently around 15, friday the former CEO bought over 2 million shares at 16-17 (read about it in Barrons if you want), not sure what's going on with it
- VXRT - for obvious reasons, might be an idea to buy on open and see how it goes
- APDN - Only one target price point, but it's 21 (currently 9), soon to join Russell microcap (announced yesterday), bunch of insider buying through last week, volume's up too

>>19967885
Some anon made /biz/ post around 2 years ago ree'ing on how Texas Roadhouse made him dance and his mom made him go to the job.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCNs5hOoMD0

>>19967409
you are pathetic

>>19971006
Still holding but I made all losses on tankers back this week and then some.

>>19968373
Between 1,000% and 10,000%. I never settle for less.

>>19969744
It was the right thing to say at the right time because we needed to have a really autistic discussion for the next 3 hours about how we would make things work and if things could work.

>>19970980
Nah. Miners bro

>>19971006
It might be neat the bottom. There might be 30% more to lose, but I doubt it will be anything other than a buying opportunity.

>>19971273
You think VXRT actually has any long term potential?

>>19966617
Yes. All the joggers and antifa dems have spread the virus far and wide.

>>19971470

AFRO NIGGER LIVES MATTER
FLU IS JUST SET UP FROM ROTHSCHILD AND LEADERS OF THE WORLD
BLM!!

>>19971426
Long-term? No, because I don't think they'll be able to come up with anything substantial. But I do think it has space to pump more next week.

>>19970980
Buy silver etfs then, SIVR is trading at more or less its NAV and silver lags gold. Gold royalty streaming companies might be an OK play too though they have high P/Es right now. I'm not suggesting physical pm in your home, that's a meme and would probably be outlawed in an extreme inflation scenario.

WKHS added to Russell Index
Get ready for moon mission horsies

>>19971578
Is it too late to buy in again? I'd hate to buy it above $9 but I don't know if we'll be seeing $8 again any time soon.

>>19971417
>can you go out with me with marriage in mind?
When the time comes for me, I'll also do it this way.

>>19971592
Since you are a man, it's likely you should make it a statement/command/plea. Women tend to respond better to that compared to questions.

>>19971589
Just looking at the price action on Friday, I saw a lot of volume and big buy-ins at or around 10 between the 2 spikes it had, so I for one doubt it will dump at open. The price target was lifted to about 12 last week, so buying in at 10 should be safe, barring any bad news it's unlikely to go back under 9. If you look on the Webull volume analysis, you can see a lot of buys everywhere between 9.75-10 (even over 10), with a few still in at 9-9.10. If those people haven't sold on friday, they're unlikely to sell Monday unless we go over 11.50 or so imo.

TLDR: I think even 10 is a good buy-in, and this news about the Russell index can only do it good.

>>19971578
Fucking Zoom.

>>19966666

>>19966610
A couple of friends got their flights cancelled, this might be it

>>19966617
I am one with my puts and my puts are with me.

>>19967217
Yes, I'm praying for a pullback so I can double down. The writing is on the wall.

>>19971673
Thank you anon.

what if cunny is the vaccine for coronavirus?

>>19970090

I'm currently up 6k on Orion Protocol but it's not going to stay a mere 6k for long. The best part is there's already a lot of people who want to buy in but you literally can't get any unless you were early.

what are going to post in here now that the markets are asleep?

>>19971942
Workhorse porn

>>19971950
not nice

how retarded are these calls

>>19972056

>>19972056
wow those are pretty bad

>>19971966
>>19971942
>>19971868
>>19970256
>>19970226
A man of culture

>>19972074
just bc of the companies themself or what else about them? i entered these EOD yesterday

Lost 15% of my portfolio last week on idex. Really wanna kms bros what a good pump i can hop in??

>>19967585
4:44 is a great album you git.

>>19972116
put it in walmart and wait for it to steal a significant portion of amazon’s online market share

>>19972079
all me

>>19966610
TWIN just saw massive volume before market close last Friday.
Pic related, better get in and out Monday morning for quick profit

Now that I have over 10k what broker should I use? I like Robinhood but everyone here talks shit about it so I feel like I need an upgrade

>>19972360
TDA

>>19972156
>all me
You're the artist?

>>19970775
>Non-shale Canadian producers probably have lower costs than US ones
That's unwise, Albertan Tar Sands has been massacred in recent years. Good example of that is Husky which has been falling since 08. Albertan crude needs around $75-85 to break even yet Western Canadian Select is hovering around 35 currently. Stay clear shits ded.
t. leaf

>>19972360
if you're comfortable using RH and it works for you, you can keep using it
if you want to use a different broker, I like TDA, but it will depend on what you're into. so check them all out.

>>19972387
is that a picture from the Canadian oilfields?

>>19972387
Ceasars Legon was most retarded people in game -_-;
couldnt wait for slaughter all Rome Larpers from first min saw them. On first play through beat Ceasar to death with bare hands when he wanted talk to me kek

>>19972116
Was $1.3 IDEX's bottom? Lost 30 bucks and a daytrade on it.

>>19969282
I was scared of options too, but as long as you stick to buying, and not selling options, they aren't too scary.

>>19972447
.30 is the bottom fuck that chinese shit im shorting it down another $1

>>19972401
Calgary 2025 (colorized)
>>19972445
Which faction did you support anon?

What to short for September/October lockdowns?

I should have left my short over the weekend probably
inb4 it goes green on monday

>>19972552
Everything. But a second lockdown it's not going to happen.

>>19972541
New Vegas was a shitpile of a game. How do I short Obsidian?

Every faction was fucking grossly incompetent and retarded. Even House. You're telling me a genius who perfectly predicted the war breaking out down to the day couldn't predict fucking FedEx taking their sweet time with his package? Ridiculous.

Am I pants on head retarded, or are covered call ETFs simply a stupidly easy way to make money? The dividend yield alone is often 7-8%, and in terms of growth it still has potentiel (less than the market, but still much more than fixed income obviously), while reducing the potential downside.

What am I missing?

>>19972572
Good luck with that

>>19970090
I-I-I’m doing real good anon... It’s n-n-n-not like I’m l-l-l-losing m-m-money or anything...

>>19971868
Do you have anymore of this girl

>>19972637
How can I short the state of Florida?

>>19972616

My former employer relies on Disney World, Sea World and Universal Studios for business. They laid me off in the first round of layoffs. Graphs like this make me happy. Burn the place to the ground.

It's comfy watching them lose while I already found a higher-paying job with one of their competitors in a low COL area.

>>19972637
>>19972702
Imagine all the dead elderly Jews.

What's really fucking aggravating me is the price action on fucking AMD.

AMD moves like a literal fucking shitcoin with absolutely no grounding in reality. Good news? No movement. Great news? 1% dip. Bad news? 6% dip on open then inch up to 0%.

I bet if Lisa Su commits sudoku on livestream while declaring bankruptcy after admitting falsifying revenue and that they literally took intel chips off the shelf and swapped the pins around and re-sold them, AMD would break $2000 in the biggest golden bullrun to ever grace this horrible clown market.

I think I should invest my money into fucking polo shirts, that'll probaby have more consistent price action.

>>19972702
Go long on retirement funds.

>>19972541
House easy kek.
House person who lied to himself least. NCR confused Republic with Empire. Ceasar Legion were literal larpers. Yes Man was stupic encryption machine made by a larping whana be gangster.

House was very accepting of himself, he only wanted run Casinos, not save world or rule it. Thus he only respectable one.

>>19972576
Dummy it heavily implied the nukes were targeting him on purpose -_-;

it were not accident they came right before he would become world power.

>>19972726
if it makes you so mad then why invest in them? There are plenty of other stocks out there anon

>>19972541
>>19972576
The Followers should have been a faction, everyone else was retarded. Or maybe the Crimson Caravan if not for the retarded leaders with their retarded quests. Imagine how comfy it would be to build an impartial mercantile empire with the Crimson Caravan sabotaging both the sides of the war so they're weakened under House's directions, then rolling into town with your caravan bros and taking his tower like in the self-faction playthrough.

>>19972359
Saw massive sell volume friday my man

>>19972702

With the exception of a handful of phosphate mines in the dead space between Orlando and Naples, our entire economy relies on Mickey Mouse and the beach. Even our oranges come from California now.

>Short airlines
>Short hotel chains
>Short amusement parks like SEAS

and you've basically made your own inverse ETF against Florida. We get rocked every recession because all our money comes from consoomers.

>>19972848
I take it that's the only Fallout game you've ever played and you didn't really read most of the dialogue either, right?
The Chinese and Americans went to war because of House? Top kek.

>>19972862
where you see that? the 3 month chart

>>19972871
Ah yes, Florida, the Italy of the US.
What is it with warmer climates and people not using their brains?

Biz, I don't have even a full SPY stock, I have like 75% of one. Should I but a put for the coming collapse? I think that the SPY will go down. New to Robinhood. What do you think

>2 WKHS 10c @ 8/21
Should I actually hold on to these through July? I’m confident the HORSE is going to perform well, but I’m not sure if I’m gonna get fucked by one of the Greeks (pic related).

i can't wait for monday, it's going to be great.

What does /smg/ think will happen? Everyone is so bearish it makes me feel like it'll go up. But at the same time the US is currently fucked and a second wave is happening (Lol at the people who used to meme about the second wave)

>>19972871
Thanks, gonna get some SEAS puts on Monday.

>>19972587
Just write your own cc and adjust delta. Weekly cc are much more profitable and you are freer to sit out a week when there are earnings and things go up.
Also single companies>index usually.
Not always.

>>19972726
You invest in something with a pe ratio of what? 100?
Of course prices will jump like a hobo on crack. AMD is half way between meme and solid company.

>>19972929
Depends on the Fed and funds.
We all saw how desperately they tried to keep it over 300 this friday. There is a lot of sale pressure now and no upside. The market topped out at 310/320.
Rationally investing now is a losing game.

That said: Buy the dip. Pow protects.

>>19967585
Thanks kike

>>19972926
>>19972926
I'd say give it a little before you buy SPY puts. Maybe midweek we'll have a better idea of where the market is going to go. OR! Just YOLO and buy some very cheap OTM (out-of-the-money) puts early Monday. An example would be a 7 AUG 2020 SPY 235 PUT - the ask is currently 1.21 (so $121). If you think SPY will go below 235 (remember that the March low was 218.26), then pull the trigger).

>>19973054
Okay, and also since I am a n00b what is a good video to learn this shit. I totally don't understand and I did not major in finance.

>>19972929
Probably slightly green. Monday is sunday report day which is usually very slow. Also coming off a red day and how momentum works to create a bit extra selling.

It also keys off asia and eu opens which are all doing great. Probably a high chance of flat / slight green.

Tuesday eom is more interesting

>>19973054
If he buys those he’s gonna get theta fucked hard unless there’s a significantly dramatic drop very quickly.

would I trust /smg/ with my portfolio? absolutely not

would I trust /smg/ with my images of anime girls folder? absolutely yes

>>19972908
Having a look on Webull at volume analysis. Not to mention the company's been falling in price every year.

>>19973103
This is a good point and yes I should have mentioned this.

>>19973090
You really want to just focus on Investopedia's website, and maybe watch a Youtuber buy and sell options - so you can understand mechanically how it works. Here are some links.

https://www.investopedia.com/options-basics-tutorial-4583012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PM4rNDr4oI&t=7247s

Get a cup of coffee or your favorite YouTube beverage, this Youtuber condensers it all in an hour pretty well. But I really recommend you just browse Investopedia for hours.

Biggest impact on markets in next 30 days will be senate choice on stimulus. 1 vs 2 trillion or w.e.

Also the early end for hearing news from antibody treatment drugs is july. 4 diff drugs now in testing with I believe one in phase 2. Thhe dosage supply will be in 100s of thousands by august since they are manufacturing with all capacity ahead of results

>>19973106
>would I trust /smg/ with my portfolio? absolutely not
Trust me, Anon. I just want your best.

Your money.

Do you think NIO is an ok hedge against the downturn?
Cause China isn't a dumpsterfire like US currently

NEW @_@

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>>19973161
Oh, for sure.
I'd even go all in on it, you can trust China's fair and balanced market :^)

>>19973151
a big psych thing will be how we handle covid with very effextive treatment. Say we have 300k cure doses of an antibody. Do we go to full reopen and treating those symptomatic while mnaging supply?

The effect of effextive cure before vaccine is very important and might be most important in august. Also wht happen to that supply vs demand globally

Will em get fuxked while rich countries go back to normal? Aka mex vs usa

>>19973161
Only a retard would invest in half baked Chinese companies.

>>19973149
Yeah, I would say he should go for a much longer dated put or a mid dated call. The premiums are so high that I don't really see why he should go long like that instead of using the 2x 3x leverage etfs. If he goes for the put, I would try getting in after a pump. The opposite for a call

>>19971868
Then I'm fucked. Please lord let my incel ass go quietly into the good night

>3 mil in last second orders say otherwise.

>>19967065
Hello there. Buying my boat in within a months time. It will happen so fast it will make pharma/tech/bio fags heads spin.

CLSK has been trending upwards since March. They've had a string of positive press. The interest is gathering. Volume was up over average by over 500% on Friday. It closed nearly 20% up and then went stronger AH. HC Wainwright set an $18 PT. Google search trends are up. It's about to begin pumping very hard. RH and the rest of retail will be all over this soon.

Fair disclosure: I bought in on Friday at 2.35 a share. I think we'll make some good money on the pump alone but I also believe that it's an undervalued stock. They make microgrid equipment with an emphasis on software control to predict energy usage and source this energy as effectively an reliably as possible.

Microgrids allow places with larger energy footprints and off grid energy resources to trade with the main grid more profitably and CLSK products automate this process. For anyone with energy demands and alternative power sources or storage willing to buy this equipment it is free money they'd otherwise be throwing at the power company by buying energy inefficiently. CLSK holds patents allowing this equipment to operate automatically and in real time saving money and energy by using, storing, buying, and generating it more efficiently. This technology is green in more ways than one.

>>19966667
wirecard is bankrupt so there's now more market share up for grabs

>>19966733
me too