/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19960092
Chainlink

>>19960092
Tfw when you're in waste of life tier

>>19960092
>Business in shit tier when it's consistently shown that those in the financial sector create mega bux while everyone else survives on pittances
What's the metric for this anyways?

>>19960092
Lol law low tier

You idiots have no idea how cushy an in house legal job is. None of you “technical” people understand the slightest bit about natural language sentences or the Jewry it enables

>>19960092
Astronomy is not physics?

>>19960092
Low tier. In my defense, I'm an injun so my business degree was basically free.

>>19960133
this, I know a cute jewish girls who's a patent lawyer and I'm pretty sure she makes like 2500 dollars a day for like 3-4 hours worth of work lmfao

>>19960092
also a math degree is not god tier
unless you did an honours degree and got some vocational skills there's nothing more pathetic than the run of the mill math major who did 3 years of plug and chugging doing the same stuff engineers do with some proof based courses at the end enjoy tutoring kids at a kumon lmao

>>19960133
>how cushy an in house legal job is
My friend has one, and all day he's reading nearly identical contracts just to make sure the other party hasn't removed words before signing them, and if he misses something it's on his ass.

>>19960092
Your degree expires about 6 months after earning it, if you don’t intern while in school it’s useless, and if you don’t have connections you won’t get far

>t. graduated 8 years ago and making minimum wage

>>19960454
Math degrees just look good dude. It's like a big brain flex. Looks very good on a resume

>>19960092
imagine rating economics and IT above computer science lol

>>19960092
You can make that in a month if you’re a decent day trader

>>19960639
it looks good if you have some actual vocational skills and experience no one cares about someone having a bachelors in math
some of them dont even take real analysis how is that a big brain flex lmao

>>19960520
word i talked to a homeless guy that attributed him getting schizophrenia to being a commercial lawyer because of how unhealthy it is mentally
it can be cushy or it can be an absolute punishment

>>19960098
this is why people fucking hate you guys and what it's a fraud

>>19960520
>reading nearly identical contracts just to make sure the other party hasn't removed words
That isn’t very far off of what the job is, but I’m missing the problem?

After you read these contracts enough (and really it’s only a few clauses within them) it becomes second nature to you what important terms need to be there.

And your ENTIRE JOB to make well into the six figures is being responsible for a couple of words.

Again, it’s cushy af but weird technical brained people seem to be incapable of it. So I’m happy to take in the $$$

>>19960520
>>19961163
Wait so I can make six figures running a diff on two files? They do know about diff right?

>>19960092
Missed one that is above of all: Entrepreneurship.

>>19961265
Lawyers don't know about the 21st century in general, and their most recent "innovations" have been enabling the killing of unborn children, forcing everyone to pretend to like fags, pushing through frivolous malpractice suits to drive medical costs skyhigh and necessitate malpractice insurance (and thus more cushy work for them), and oh yeah establishing that women who lie about rape are innocent and do nothing to discredit actual rape victims, and to punish them would scare off actual rape victims.

Did you know they breathe through gills too?

>>19961865
when I see a guy brag about being 'an entrepreneur' online I immediately think hot dog vendor

>>19962240
>t. boomer

>>19960133
kek, how's doc review going

>>19960092
You can take a 4 month course online and get a 4 year education in a fraction of a time followed by a job immediately making $50-70k working from home.

Take $30k of that at least and purchase chainlink each year until you're retired at year 5.

>>19960092
>tfw English major

>>19960092
>mid tier biology
Lel. Molecular biology maybe. Everything else is begging for grants and waiting for someone else to die so you can get a job eventhough you have five postdocs.

>>19961004
>>dont even take real analysis
wtf how. that's a first semester math class

OP's pic was designed to trigger people, Law low tier? Sage in all the fields.

>>19962632
>t. the only one triggered in this thread

>>19960092
Why the fuck in chem so high?

>>19960092
>theology
>mid tier
HAHAHA

>>19960092
>business shit tier
>has some of the highest median salary of college grads and lowest unemployment rates

>>19960092
Why is IT so low? You can potentially make 6 figs with no formal schooling.

>>19963919
business has a 60% underemployment rate

>>19960092
Chemistry is actually pretty shit unless you have an advanced degree, and even then it’s still borderline shit due to the competition with foreigners. Most chemistry R&D has been outsourced to India and China and somehow chemists in the west also get to compete with whatever scarce jobs there are with every Sundeep and Zhang that can buy or cheat their way to a degree/visa

>>19963919
Business degrees are way overrated. You're better off majoring in something better and getting a minor in business.

>>19961265
I dont know what this means but you can literally click "compare docs" in Adobe lmao. I used it all the time as an auditor

>>19964883
>6 figs
>no formal schooling
talk about stupid

is this the "gainfully employed" good boy chart?

>>19962447
4 month course on what? I'm curious, I've been recently furloughed and have no idea what courses are worth my scrutiny (I'm not trying to flex or anything like that). In the mean time, I've been trading Forex and crypto.

>>19965557
Most business will also take engineering degrees in substitute for business degrees.

Chemistry is far from God tier. Who decided this?

>tfw studying Business with a InfoTech/SupplyChain major
Am I fucked?

>>19960520
This is why you need a computer science degree to not be retarded

>>19960092
What's up with the different colors? Are they supposed to mean something?

Also, why is business so much lower than economics?

>>19966855
business is for the engineering dropouts who can't handle the math

if you could learn business everyone would do that and instantly become rich.

>>19961060
Stay poor faggot

What tier is psych nursing

>>19960169
No it’s not... that’s why there are clear distinctions between the two. If you want to understand the physics behind astronomy you study astrophysics....

>>19960133
Dont tell them

>>19960092
I made $200k in the last 2 months. STAKE -> USDT -> STAKE -> USDT - DMG (private sale) -> USDT -> DMG (public sale)

see you at $5 DMG / me at $1.2M

>>19960092
My wife is a mathematics teacher, god tier/low tier = mid to top tier. Can confirm, she worked 5 hours a day (including commutes) for as much money as I made wagecucking 8 hours waking at 4:30 in the morning at a fucking cheese factory. She was given a fully paid leave due to rona, while I kept working like a cunt dog

You guessed it, I have a bachelor of fucking arts degree.

>>19960113
Ain't we all, buddy

>>19960118
Good luck doing anything with a business degree if your family isn't rich and/or has connections. If your family's rich and/or has connections you don't even need a degree anyway

>>19961995
lizards don't have gills dude, that's fish

Mfw majored in art :o

>>19960098
/thread

>>19960092
EE/Math/Physics/CS are all god tier. Medicine maybe tier 2. CivE and MechE are dead meme fields for people too dumb to do CS or EE.

t. EE&CS grad making 200k+ first job out of college.

>>19960092
design/art degree here

>>19960092
yeah, but itll take you a couple of years to get there and still a lot of work.

Jimi hendrix studied muzak and look at hime now!

>>19960092
Soemone who compounds pharmaceuticals vs soemone who owns the chemist, very big pay gap champ. Gelogiat make almost double what a pharmacologist mak3s. The god tier is and always will be business and real estate (property development not flipping middle class shitholes)

>>19960092
>No commerce degree
Heh guess I'm immune kids

>>19965456
If you're thinking of business admin sure. but how do you manage to be unemployed with a fucking account or finance degree?

>>19960092
>mid tier: theology
>waste of life: cs
literally learn how to code and make a 6 figs salary without any efforts

>>19960092
>chemistry
>God tier

Yeah enjoy making 80k per year you cheap fucks. Finance and Law are the only two relevant things on this list to make megabux. And finance is not even included.

>>19967135
>stay poor
Stay funding a jew Russian's adventures in asia you disgusting bitch paypig

>>19960092
This list is terrible bait, or someone butthurt at us rich programmers who work 4 hours a day.

>>19960092
what kinds of engineering are left after civil and mech? Electrical, Material and Aerospace?

>>19960644
also this probably a seething dropout

>>19968260
you must be retarded mech eng is the same level as comp sci, although EE is the hardest of them all.

>>19961265
this, this task will be automated away when those retards understand how to do it

>>19960558
Something tells me there's more to it than an expired degree

medicine should be lower, 12 years and a million dollars to write antibiotics for boomers? stop it senpai

>>19962283
>how’s doc review going
Are you a firm attorney? How’s billing 6 million hours so you can make your Jew partner think you’re a BIGBOY going?

>>19969382
You can’t automate relationships, which is what contracts attempt to formalize. This is why I keep laughing at the technical people trying to “reduce legal costs” - I’ve been following the legal tech industry and literally every company is fucking retarded.

You can’t automate the way two businesses interact in an inherently adversarial Jewish capitalist society.

>>19969382
So will accounting. Many white collar jobs will be going away because of automation and ironically it's some blue collar jobs that are safer

Mfw got degrees in two of the god tier majors.