/biz/ - Business & Finance

>That one anon that was bragging about a 2% bank stock gain
>wiped out in pre market
lol

how low do you guys think twitter's dip is gonna be?

REEEEEEE WHY WONT MY FUSN ORDER EXECUTE.

Stonks!

To the anon who told me to get into CLSK I thank you. Up 5% in 30 minutes. Cheers you glorious bastard

WKHS is the new TSLA

FACEBOOK DOWN 6.5%
>FACEBOOK DOWN 6.5%
FACEBOOK DOWN 6.5%
>FACEBOOK DOWN 6.5%

Holy shit

tfw holding my SHIP bags to see what happens with the RS

I’m so horny but my boyfriend doesn’t wanna have sex

Wat do

>>19954433
Fuck all of you Im riding to 0 you cant break me

dont buy fb yet its too high fucking jewish ass nigger fucking kikes

HERE FOR THE ZOM MOON MISSION

Anyone eyeing stocks to buy in case we get some shitty war on the go?

I think Kraken PNG.V has potential to get some contracts for the Yank navy.

Reminder that WKHS got another upgrade today
$11.50

Who else sitting comfy with gold miners and PM’s? Once everything implodes the only place to hide your assets is gold. I can’t wait to be rich

>>19954501
By oil stocks and get fucked

>>19954506
holy shit

So IDEX is officially a bag now?

>>19954433

OIL CHADS REPORT IN

>>19954506
>Fuck all of you Im riding to 0 you cant break me

Jesus, dude. Nice picking skills

>>19954512
Don't buy FB at all, let Musk do what he said he'd do and shut that kike datamining operation down.

NEED TO BREED

>>19954501
Go away sex haver. SMG is for virgins who die poor and alone.

>>19954433
Where are my bobochads @?

What do I buy to make a quick buck. Looking at WKHS, SHLL, CLSK, CTXR but afraid I missed the boat on all of them

>>19954546
Im still +150% for the year

>>19954545
Exited all positions earlier this week, can't wait to buy MRO at 3.50 and double my money again.

>>19954558
she looks like she's 50 so... i hope you REALLY like kids with down syndrome

Reminder that the billions and billions of ad dollars flowing out of FB are NOT because of racism. Companies needed to divest to save the bottom line and racism is just a good excuse.

>>19954560
We're not alone! WE DIE POOR TOGETHER

why is there a facebook ad boycott happening and what is so special about Unilever?

>>19954574
I’m in 3,000 shares of ZOM. It’s just starting to moon

>>19954574
Wkhs anywhere under 8.75 is okay. Shll I'm currently trying not to hang myself for not buying at 18.50 this morning.

GOD josh brown just now on CNBC taking facebook to the fucking cleaners

He can be pretty based sometimes

>>19954489
Starting to look a little bit interesting.
>>19954558
She’s not looking so good

FOR ME ITS MEG

>>19954617
>18.50

What about the Broadcom PnD today?
It shot up 2% in 1 minute and an hour later it dropped back to exactly where is was before in another minute

Wtf

SHLL anon here

you're welcome

>>19954433
so whos longing spx double bottom now for free money?

>>19954653
man they buying up all the turtles

>>19954433
Might I suggest a somber tune for today's market goings on, and the general feeling of hopelessness I'm sure you all share with me in regards to the direction of our once-great civilization and the world at large?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaHC-vZTlQM

>>19954610
Facebook is slowly killing society.

>>19954623
It was 18.36 before 10:30 AM. What's your implication? Obviously I was late regardless

eurobros, these bags feel so much more heavier in this heatwave

The dow's down 650 are we going to have another 1000 drop day?

>>19954619
>taking facebook to the fucking cleaners
Where do people talk like that?

>>19954603
The black guy on CNBC John forte is usually fucking awful but I heard him suggest that these companies could just be trimming their advertising budgets to save money and I though hey, this guy isn’t such a dummy after all.

>when you hate Facebook but hate newspeak companies even more

>>19954610
crashing the SNP with no survivors

Bobros hold me
Are we gonna make it?

yo fuck magenta, i want a different color

>>19954545

What do you guys think the market will do when an effective vaccine is announced? Say in... January or February?

Will my March longs that hit long term capital gains right after that look pretty sexy? Or do you not belive that Gates and Fauci will get their vaccine wet dream? Lmao

BULLISH FOW WKHS

NKLA HAS NO EARNINGS, NO SALES, 4 EMPLOYEES, NO TRUCKS, NO PRODUCTION PLANTS AND A MARKET CAP OF 25 BILLION LOL

I have a put option open for LK, which is being delisted Monday. What happens if I don't close my position today?

>>19954619
Who gives a fuck what that retard says. Were u watching in March and April?

Do you guys think someone is running sentiment analysis on these threads?
also
bad down bear crash bobo top overbought bubble loss decrease put sell short

>>19954663
I'm usually good at calling double bottoms after a candle or two. This isn't looking the best. It's possible, but i'm not feeling it. it does look like a good time for a small high risk low cost long.

>>19954707
Probably the same thing they'll do when the invent a vaccine for SARS, MERS, or the common cold.

>>19954673
Based and no-AC-more-money-for-stonkspilled.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Facebook is just boomer circlejerk now. At least on Twitter you get circlejerk from other groups too.

>>19954717
>Do you guys think someone is running sentiment analysis on these threads?
yes

>>19954717
buy buy buy long call LK HTZ

>>19954717
The algos are everywhere at all times

>>19954672
They have been since literally day 1, and all these people that have sucked Facebook's dick for a decade are now shocked about what Facebook is...it's fucking hilarious.

>>19954717
It would be a waste of time. There's about ~50 people in these threads as someone said earlier, and maybe a smattering of randos on big down days like this. Some smart people though.

SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE! SECOND WAVE!

Seriously what the absolute fuck is going on? All this "priced in" talk is total nonsense if the market tanks on totally obvious news. Should I be exiting at a loss or waiting for a bottom to accumulate cheapies? Stupid ass clown world

>>19954672
Where the fuck've you been?

>>19954722
Oh so you're bearish on Gates getting his global vaccine? Don't you see, anon, you lose either way.

>>19954603
doesn't matter the purpose, normies got the news and are dropping their bags. How long until it hits bottom?, I think it will have losses next week and then start to go back up

>>19954774
didn't read, sold facebook

WHAT THE FUCK I'M LOSSING ALL MY MONEY

>>19954673

Just hold 1 year bro

>>19954784
Yeah its almost like "priced in" was a meme

>>19954794
didn't they recently say they aren't going to allow political ads?
the election was my only reason for thinking about buying it in the first place

>>19954539
how are you fellow bag brother? ive got 200 shares avg.@ 2.80 FML

This better be in the green by the end of the year

For fucks sake ill starting hedging with puts from now on just let me exit with a profit fuck

JEROMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YSOU MOTHERFUCKER

>>19954794
Depends. Three Gorges is a fucking wildcard, I'd imagine if that thing goes we would have quite a wild ride down ahead - especially oil, airlines, and hospitality. I am 100% cash as of Tuesday and I could not be happier. I was tired of seeing my XOM hold slowly crab down - sold that bitch for a solid 20% profit. Sold INN MMP CVX and RDS.B too. Cashgang feels so good right now.

>>19954615
Why would it moon? Whats the catalyst?

Should I just sell all my stocks? These politician's are bent on locking us down again. I don't believe people will be willing this time. Am expecting martial law and inevitable country wide riots. Ironic as I don't qualify for unemployment yet a measly $1k wouldn't last me 2 months if I didn't live at home.

>>19954818
>just hold a year bro
>bright pink id
NGMI

WHAT ARE THE CHEAPIES???
I ADDED TO DD AND KO.

>>19954506
>Dalio live
Wait what the fuckk??????
Where is this!? Link me! What’s he saying??

all my gains from yesterday are gone I just want to break even

>>19954433

>MUHH TRAVEL
>MUH INSTAGRAM STOY
>MUH TRAVEL LUST
>MUH BEACH
>MUH VACATION

Fking normies and their meme lifes like rats

>>19954826
HAHAHAHAHAHAHH JESUS HTZ
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>19954485

>U.S. aviation unions ask Congress for another $32 bln bailout

>>19954433
KEK - what happened to Luckin Coffee again. This shit is fun to watch. Who got rekt again?

>>19954722
SARS and MERS have high fatality rate and the onset of (easy to detect) symptoms coincidence with rise in infectiousness. Thus the two diseases burned themselves out.
The common cold is a colloquial term for several types of viral infections and it would be hard to develop vaccine for all of them. Common cold also kills less than Sars-Cov-2.

FUSNchads let's fucking go.

>lmao imagine fighting the fed
>muh second wave meme
>i bought DAL at 33, haha get fucked buffet!
>nobody cares about corona anymore
Mmm feels good.

>>19954822
75 @ 2.84
cool 100 dollar loss, but maybe it'll reverse

>>19954849
I already closed out 80% of my positions. I have no faith and everything keeps going down. I just buy puts in stuff now and I've been feeling better than holding stocks.

>>19954849
Pic related.

>>19954769
they did a test and study on peoples news feed awhile ago that what they did was see how it would influence behavior, for some people they would only show positive post and for others they would only show negative post for a period of time and the people getting the negative post started posting negative post and the positive ones started posting positive post.. i guess this was kind of a thing that happend that nobody really knew about.. but kinda bullshit that they basically played with peoples newsfeed to change their emotions..

>>19954785
busy... busy as fucking hell... a lot of my businesses have been booming.. and booming at once.. i haven't gotten much sleep.. i'm tired as fuck.. but it keeps going.. i'm hoping it cools down soon cause i havent even had much time to wash clothes or anything thats how busy i've been

brrrrr bRR bRR brr brrr brrrrrr BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Who else /green/

>>19954854
Its 4 months old

>>19954849

Calm down, you still gotta go out with masks. And masks protect you dont panic

>>19954433
>FB -8% EOD
what a time to be alive

>>19954858
Tell me about, got rid of my garbage calls for low premium. Implemented a new strategy that has been screwed over by today's stock movements

>>19954907
kek

>>19954859
There are so many normies at my work who are throwing everything into airlines because "people love to travel"

>>19954489
Fuck facebook. Fuck social media. Fuck Verizon too. Fuck commies. Fuck concerned mothers. Fuck scrounging minorities.

JEROMEEEEEEEEEE

>>19954826
>This better be in the green by the end of the year
>BUYS HERTZ
Did you photoshop this? i bet it HURTZ

Why are company's pulling there adds from kikebook? I mean Kikebook lets niggers use their platform for free, what else do they want?

>>19954889
I'd be lying if I said it didn't feel good. The naivete and bragging from insane top-buyers these past few weeks has been quite a chore to sift through. I did try to warn them.

>>19954489
When is Kikeflix going to tank?

>>19954961
you're a bear. you should know why.

>>19954961
because that's where your racist grandma posts recycled memes from four months ago

WHAT?!?! 8000 more people got sick in a country of 350M? Better crash the EVERLOVING FUCK OUT OF THE MARKET!

>>19954484
>bragging about being up 5% ever

>>19954920
Masks don't really protect you. Surgical mask cuts rate of infection by less than 20%. They do however effectively stop you from spreading the virus.

>>19954939

Time to exit all airline stonks.

I literally hear the same thing everyday on my work about hydrogen and tesla.
NPC's literally getting btfo of this market soon.
Then the market is ours again

Haha fusion is garbage

>>19954954
Who the fuck let their daughters do this

>>19954522
Damn that's lower than I hoped

Is the true nature of swing trading to get fucked and not even care?

>>19954976
they're also pretty effective at stopping you from breathing correctly

>>19954920
I don't have to do shit and you can't make me

I'm doing it bois

I'm buying a BUNCH more IAG

we NEED planes to FLY PLACES
you can't GET places without FLY

tfw you hold stocks in actual companies with actual products and want the nucorps to eat each other so money floods out of them into the market
VZ only down 2% though, and the mark of the beast UN barely moving

>>19954974
imagine being this retarded.

>>19954974
People getting sick doesn't tank the market. Shutting down does.

>>19954989
mericans

>>19954961
They want the entire internet to be a corporate hugbox where the only range of opinion expressed is either directly in line with, or slightly left of, CNN.

>>19954939
Look guys! Here comes airline stock!

>>19954970
Wait this is more than just trying to appear as a woke SJW isn't it? These companies are cutting their advertising budget because they're not making as much money so the marketing budget is getting the scissors treatment.

>>19954998

Then die you little piece of poorfag shit

This is it. Two weeks of red. Money printer is stopping. Feds know they have to let it crash.
>STONKS ONLY GO UP
>STONKS ONLY GO UP
>STONKS ONLY GO UP
GET REKT BULLFAGS
GET REKT ROBINHOODFAGS
GET REKT JPOW
GET REKT
>tfw 80% cash waiting to suck the life out of our portfolio

>>19954849
I just keep adding to my positions when they drop. I promised myself not to sell for at least 3 years.

Ive been all in swing trading naked calls for the last 5 years and my account hasnt hit 0 yet I may be down 50% right now but ive seen much much worse than this

I aint scared

So we all agree nothing good can come out of this task force meeting right ?

>>19954999
You are talking about N95 masks and PPE. If you can't breathe correctly with a surgical mask on you have bigger problems to worry about than the corona.

>>19955021
Nigger why do you think it’s shutting down?

>>19955029
More like the entire equities market
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHHAHAAHHAHAHHAHHHHAHHAHAHAHHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

>>19955031
>Wait this is more than just trying to appear as a woke SJW isn't it?
I think it's less, kek
>These companies are cutting their advertising budget because they're not making as much money so the marketing budget is getting the scissors treatment
yes. I think alphabet had this in their Q1 earnings report.

>>19954985
Why the fuck would anyone ever use hydrogen to fuel cars? Cryogenic storage...high pressure tanks in vehicles. Think about getting in an accident and rupturing your hydrogen tank.

What, because cars produce too much plant food? CO2 is good for the environment. SMDH we are sitll in a fucking ice age.

cash is incredibly comfy

>>19954989
its good luck for the stock market
FONDLE DEM BALLS!

>>19955021
and under what circumstances do you shut down

hint: it's more people getting sick when you start unshutting up

>>19954989
The mother

>>19955046
Fauci's only goal is to crash the economy.

INFLATION rearing it’s ugly head in the world of collectibles?
Rudy’s got the scoop (I haven’t finished the video yet but for sure watching it later.)

https://youtu.be/_bPFxS9FHr0

>>19954909
Oh that’s disappointing
Thanks anyways

What do we think about Sonos

>>19954784
The market will never be, and has never been, efficient.

Who /went 100% cash before the crash/ here

>>19955069
This is a very depressing truth

I don’t know what to do

>>19955046
Market will pop on vaccine optimism

>>19954889
>stocks only go up now

>>19955074
I’ve seen him be very placating in a lot of his interviews. He could really crank up the fear if he wanted to, he doesn’t.

>>19955111
checked

>>19955054
Not because of the rise in infections. We already know how to handle the serious cases now, as evidenced by the drop in deaths.

>>19954993
No? Swing trading, as far as loss prevention goes, involves cutting losers immediately when they break wrong way. There is no bagholding. You enter with a maximum risk* drawdown price in mind and you stick to it.

*-only in the case of gap down open below stop may this be exceeded

This sucks. Logically buying spy puts rn would make sense. But when the fed can just pull something out of their gapping ass to make the market moon then what’s the point ?

>>19954985
What line of work are you in?

I BOUGHT TOO EARLY ITS STILL DUMPINGGGG

Do I take profits on my shorts yet?

SHLL bros, should I take a 40% gain now or wait for the merger?? I don't wanna sell now and have it moon to $60 later

>>19955067
The current Florida/Texas shutdowns are PR moves, not public health moves. Even if they don't shutdown we're unlikely to see significant increase in deaths.

>>19955103
Me. I'm not even going to try to time the market to get back in this time. This market is so fucked. I opened my brokerage account, and did my first round of active trading, in early March. I have made about 24%; plenty for me to feel satisfied standing by while this bitch burns to the ground.

why is there a man in my house

>>19955144
Or if vaccine news comes out (even if fake) as has happened a few times then you get fucked out of your position if short

Literally gambling at the moment.

>>19955144
theres no reason the market should be going down though its just fearmongering over the sniffles

Is there a map that shows robinhood traders put vs call ratios vs big money put vs call ratios

I want to visualize it

>>19955156

Blue collar, gonna change to white collar this November.
Blue collar job is full of plebs tho cant take them serious nor i do care for their shieit they talk everyday...

>>19955164
IMO take now. Buy the rumor, sell the news.

>>19955164
Sell the news and buy cheapies when it dumps

>>19955067
Allowing protests killed all justifications for lockdowns.

zuh?! how are the cases going up? i saw headlines about so many people having antibodies though

>>19955170
>>19955103
>retail traders finally capitulating left and right
Unironically bullish

>>19955208
haha, no it's the budgets. these guys don't give a shit when their ass gets on the line.

>>19955170

Yeah, it definitely feels like we're in uncharted territory at this point. I don't know whether we'll have nearly back-to-back circuit breakers again but the economy just isn't prepared for a double whammy like this. It's a crapshoot from here.

>>19955144
True

>>19955165
Honestly the country could use a lot less Floridians, Texans, and Orange Countians and Los Angelians.

I don’t hear about any explosions of infections in like Maine. Maybe I should look into moving to Maine.

This is so fucking retarded.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>WOOOOOOOOOOOO
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>WOOOOOOOOOOOO
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>WOOOOOOOOOOOO
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>WOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>19955218
You'll still test positive on these shitty tests because you've been exposed even if your body doesn't react to it.

>>19955103
10% profits and cash gang comfort, this is the life

The last few weeks were pretty stable in Fed hands and we believed. But now it seems were back into complete darkness.
This might drop to 290 or rise to 310. Entirely depending on the big guys.
No fucking idea anymore.

>>19955184
There’s a man in my house every day.
He’s losing money in the stock market right now,

what price should I buy ZOM at?

>>19955164
Would definitely sell half. Then buy back in 15% lower

That said I sold too early, at 20.80

>>19955095
‘We’ aren’t a group think place I think you’re looking for rebbit

WE GOT TO FLATTEN THE CURVE AGAIN

When do I even jump off my FB put. I couldn't conceive it dropping more than 5% in a single day and meanwhile it's already passed 8%.

Now another a huge ad company announced they're pulling ads from FB. When will this end.

>>19955271
it's a portnoy PnD
you don't buy it

>>19954506
based

I've been avoiding meme stocks completely but at this point, it makes more sense to close all my positions and pump and dump into meme stocks. Not buying SHLL tho, waiting for the next meme stock.

Hahaha bears you think youve won?

Little did you know that if i lost it all id just kill myself! Yeah!

The only reality ill ever be alive in is a winning reality!

You cant make me into a loser!

>>19955103
i went 100% in physical silver

>>19955218
The most wild estimate is that 5% to 8% of US population have the antibodies. You need 60% to 80% to achieve herd immunity.

>>19954954
Like at that asshole!

I could shove a hand in there.
No homo

>>19955248
That’s what you would want. You want people who are contagious but not symptomatic to test as positive. What the hell are you talking about? You want a test that only shows if you’re sick when you feel sick?

>>19955286
it'll dead cat bounce at some point
oh wait it already did

no way of knowing now

>>19955164
See
>>19955242

I’m holding for a while. This is my entire portfolio, which comprises of my entire net worth. Will hold until it at least hits $75.

I can’t believe I sold SHLL for 19.50 today

Why is SHLL being pumped so hard over WKHS

>>19955286

What's your return right now?

>>19954826
anon..

>>19954954
there's a picture in my high school senior year book of me doing the same thing

I cut my losses on SNSS after hoping for a dead cat bounce for a few days. What should I move all that cash into? I already have a ton of WKHS at a Sub-$3 average so I'm probably not adding any more there.

>>19954774
>>19955281
shut up retard

a quote from (((mark zuckerburg))), "fuck niggers"
>-10%

>>19955286
wait until baggie buys puts on it then gtfo

desu im not seeing how some of these hospital systems dont end up way over capacity at this rate, and at that point it doesnt matter what the government says people stop leaving their house

This board feels a lot like it did back in March, just before the first bull run started. I'm thinking peak capitulation is approaching within the next week or so. The pattern never changes.

>>19954448
It was 4 percent!

And yes, fuck me I should have sold yesterday for my $5000 gain. Now I lost all that plus $1000. Unrealized of course.

I've got nothing in stocks currently, is it wise to even start? Do I wait till the shit storm clears so I'm not over my head?

>>19954826
I hope you stole this from reddit

>>19955299
Now THIS is a winning attitude!

>>19955328
Us horses will have our day

Was buying 800 shares of WKHS at 9 retarded?

>>19954433

Ahh it feels so comfy to get my dividends this month.
For me its 600$ this month and how about you anons????

>>19955322
Yeah it dead cat bounced when Unilever pulled ads.

>>19955330
+740%

>>19955357

Probably, at this rate.

>>19955345
STAY AT HOME
WEAR THE MASK

>>19955364
>SHLL
>just a maybe in a year or so my dude
>WKHS
>already sold out trucks
ffs

Pence trying so hard not to tank hahahah

COME ON. DO SOMETHING.

MEG
>MEG
MEG
>MEG
MEG
>MEG

gotta lol @ CNBC bringing on all these token niggers who are obviously reading off a teleprompter.

>>19955372
>+740%

Sell immediately. Don't even look back. The best return I ever made on a trade was 500%. I don't expect to clear that level ever again.

>>19955371
I'm gonna hold my apple and amazon for now since I refuse to be cash gang. If good divvie stocks turbodump again, I might scoop them up once they reach march bottoms

>>19955371
~$800, but it's all automatically reinvested

>>19955042
Yeah but i wanted to swing trade (good thing i didnt go all in). If i hold for 3 years though ill probably 2x everything i threw in even if one or two companies go bankrupt.

>>19955386
this attitude is why america never even stopped its first wave and why your stocks are going down

>>19955389
>over 1000 confirmed contractually obligated preorders
>on the front page of barrons today https://www.barrons.com/articles/tesla-nikola-hyliion-ev-truck-electric-stock-51593121114
fag

>>19955372
SELL IT

>>19955377
he was half right...

>>19955377
Could have easily been me. I was warning people to go long around then. I actually called the bottom to the day. Admittedly that's somewhat luck, but not entirely.

>>19955372
sell it and show it mf make us proud

>>19955377
you realize the market went down another 700 points, or 140%+ more than it had already dropped, after this post, right?

>>19954723
its happening

>>19955372
If you don't sell you are the biggest double nigger in existence

gratz you fucking faggot

>>19955233
Yep. And the whole economy is overleveraged. I'm surprised we haven't had more bankruptcies already (I have a feeling that Trump & Co. bailed a lot of them out behind the scenes)

WHY THIS IS HAPPENING WHY GOD FORSAKEN US

>>19955418
well at least i have both

>>19954490
What time? Fucking Greeks, man. Fuck em.

>>19955461
he will not sell that shit, he will ride it back to 0%

>indexes down
>gold and silver up
Feels good

>>19955455
I bought my CCL on April 2nd. U mad?

The market going down and anime are the best things in this world.

>>19955415
>this attitude is why america never even stopped its first wave and why your stocks are going down

Nobody "stopped" the first wave. America fucked up because of NewYork. Look at the % of people who died that were in old folks homes. Literally half of all deaths are from that. If every country protected it's 65+ group while letting everyone else get on with their lives, we'd literally be in a better position right now in terms with deaths, and we wouldnt have had to shut down the economy either.

>>19955418
>huge contracts already
>hitting front page news on investment magazines
>nothing
So it's a total shit stock?

>>19955478
But the dip you faggot pussy

>>19955170

Congrats on the 24% profit anon, that's a VERY good number.

For myself, I went into a 3x S&P 500 ETF in mid March when it was hovering around 2400. It dropped to 2180, I held firm, jumped back up and I sold for a 9% profit. Small potatoes. I wish I had held on, as I would have been up 64% right now.

Good luck with your trading.

>>19955512
exactly. and that's why trump is shit-talking sweden so hard
they went about it the right way while the rest of the world went absolute full retard

bought 481 CLSK. analysts say target price is $18, fucking kek.
should i drop another $1200 into wkhs? im worried about buying the top but so many horses in here are saying its primed for big growth

>>19955527
can't hear you over these 50% gains, up 37% already today

FUSN tanking-Thank God I pulled a tiny profit

the middle of 2020 will forever be known as the largest dead cat bounce in history.

>>19955555
>so many horses in here are saying its primed for big growth
Because they want you to hold their bags

>>19955555
i hope i never forget the time i spent frantically averaging down on GNUS hoping for salvation and eventually cutting my losses to about 10%

>>19955555
Fuck you for stealing my get
Vote in my thread you fags https://strawpoll.com/5jbevch2y/r

>>19955460
idk, it's weaker than i normally like. into close, i'm feeling a fakeout followed by a near 70 point drop. I think there's a 10% shot. for the bull case, i think there's a 30% with limited upside. the time to buy would be Tuesday imo.

>>19955511
I found snail kind of annoying, at least kissshot was interesting
And fuck bears

Where are my cheapies?

>>19955555
Checked

>>19955026
(((Their))) takeover of advertising and media was a national disaster.

>>19955580
Nope

>>19955605
Math is best girl, true.

>>19949461
i fucking KNEW it was going to happen
and i didn't sell
wtf is wrong with me

>>19955512
okay

>>19955656
Don’t know her
Monkey paw was probally best that I saw
Eggheads also cute

>>19955665
what is ridiculous increases in testing

>>19955605
>>19955656
sorry buddy, this is still the domain of the crab.

>God isnt letting me get rich because he knows I would just spend it on vices

Its so tiresome

imagine not being all in SPACs LOOOOL

SHLL gang

turtle to the moon

>up 40% today soon btw

>>19955665
That's due to summer, which makes it harder for corona-chan to spread, and everyone having temporary anti-bodies. She'll be back, even in italy, during autumn.

>>19955692
yeah but when is it going to crash and how hard will it fall

>>19955684
>>19955711
cope

and just like that 1 month of gains gone

>>19955687
Kind of an awful psycho bitch tho

>>19955724
no u

DKNG tanking.

>>19955665
Americans just had a country wide multi week block party thanks to niggers and anarchists, those numbers are low if you consider herpes probably rose at the same rate during that time in those areas.

It's downhill from here unless another chimpout.

>>19955415
You realize the numbers are all bullshit, right? There's a financial incentive for hospitals to make a death as COVID. If you get killed by a bear in the woods, and they find COVID in your blood, you get reported a COVID death

>>19955603
well hey who knows, but i will go out at 3060 or before close for a good 20% hopefully

>>19955029
What a cameraman!

Any people from Romania or Bulgaria here? I see capital gains are taxed at 10%. It would be cheap and feasible for me to rent an apartment and move my tax location there desu.
Ryanair costs like 20€ and a cheap room with a post box is like 100€/month. Knowing the authorities I doubt they will check too much and say no to some juicy tax from a gaijin.

Fine with me desu. The EU has it perks sometimes.

>>19955755
This dump is nothing compared to what's going to happen to it when the NFL cancels the season

>>19955755
>DKNG
So regular economy stocks are dying AND covid economy stocks are dying as well?

>>19955763
>downhill from here
Maybe for a month. After that, the temperature will go down and she'll spread hundreds of meters outside with every cough again.

>>19955766
ah okay i didnt realise there was a bear attack epidemic

>>19955770
I think you're cutting it close good luck!
>i want my lotto ticket to print pls no

>>19955729
Easy come easy go right?

Is fusion gonna go up???

>>19955785
No one was gonna watch anyway. They shit in their own bed

>WKHS getting rounds of attention
YES

>>19955798
Anon its not flu season for 4 more months

Mr. Bezos Save Me

Thinking of putting 5k into Boeing. Good idea?

>>19955795
DKNG was a meme to begin with
my only regret is not buying more puts

>>19955371
based divvie poster

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>>19954433

>>19955689
>God isn't letting me win because he knows I've pressed my luck too much and it's time to die

I fucking hate alchy withdrawals faggots, I need some benzos but I don't have any friends anymore

>>19955855
based retard

this weeks market unironically made me 10 times more racist

Ok WKHS, let's see if you can break 10 today, or see if you just touch 10 and dump right after again

I got the SPY puts again. SPY is never going above $302;50 again.

>>19955855

>>19955784
First off there are countries out there with 0% capital gain taxes. Second assuming you're American you still owe American taxes on ALL of your income regardless of where you live or make a living.

>>19955855
Did you just make the new thread in the old thread?

My friend bought vxrt at 13. I almost bought too, but I didnt I should of bought at 4 yesterday when he told me

But now I get to watch my oil and eman crab and do nothing.

I have 1000 dollars cash what do I buy after end of day crash?

>>19955898
Im European
>First off there are countries out there with 0% capital gain taxes.
Not as easy to get into as an EU citizen though. Sure, it would take some leg work and it would be possible. But to get registered in Romania takes a post box and a date with the local town hall I presume.
Its quite easy if you have Eu citizenship.

>>19955896
Time to buy calls

>>19955896
spy 300 is bedrock

>>19955871
>>19955897
Give anon another chance, or should I make the next thread?

>>19955855
pftahahhahah

>>19955665
Now post deaths

>>19955926
it automatically doubles the bump limit if you time it just right
we're good

>>19955855
based

Fuckijg bullshit

>>19955936
if he died of embarrassment go ahead. we're still on page 3.

>>19955962
>buying energy and real estate when no one needs either right now
is this a meme

New >>19955968

>>19955190
This
I was in the money on my puts that expired Friday sometime in april
I was not worried about loosing because the stocks I bought puts against were going down every day for a week
Than the remdedivir treatment result came out
And pushed my put otm on Friday got rekt by some bullshit

>>19955891
Fuck yeah. Black power!

>>19955974
Oil is going to recover one day and you are going to feel like u didnt get in.

Mro is the only one that's fucking me. Everything else I bought so low it will never go that low again.

Mro fucking hates going over 6 and after the crash it immedietly drops below it again.

I should have bought ssl

>>19956038
>one day
Yeah, in the mean time I'm up 15-20% every three days riding waves and cashing out.

>>19956038
>Oil is going to recover one day
????? it's already recovered you fucking turtle

why is there a man in my house

>>19955476
don't you worry, the bankruptcies are coming. these crashes happen in phases, and the wave of bankruptcies is imminent. we've already had the highest levels of bankruptcies since 2009 just this month.

>>19954165

Best: NFLX options a few years back
Worst: Buying OSTK near its peak in late 2017

>>19955164
Sell me SHLL, brother. I might get in on the dump.

>>19954506
honestly the dumbest thing I've ever seen other than those idiots having puts on AAPL

>>19954506
Figured you went long on FAS

>>19954826
truly the clown of the clown portfolios

>>19956288
I've been holding OSTK since $30, $3, now back up to $27... Been selling calls almost the whole time. those digital divvies made it worth it

WKHS IS PLUMMETTING
NOOOOOOOOOOOO