/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19953233
Is there any good reason I should invest 7k all into the horse?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>19953233
First for workhorse.

>>19953233
Cute

If I have to go back to being a wagie I'll just suicide myself instead

Is KTOV going to do anything besides hover around 1.10 this is boring

>>19953233
What did she mean by this?

>>19953246
In the next few months it will steadily gain a lot.

>he day trades

Why are men so stupid

>buying at end of day, reading up on articles about wirecard
Germany, literally what the fuck. How did you not see this coming? We at least know TSLA will implode some day.
>wirecard now a pennystock
When will we have pajeets priming it for a PND?

On the one hand all my stocks are down
On the other, they're all down less than the oil stocks I ditched last week

Pump and dump cunny

>>19953259
Next week is when it rockets, this was discussed already numerous times earlier this week

>>19953233
nth for sneed and fuck jannies

Anyone else averaging into TAP? It’s at it’s March ‘rona lows and if anything most people I know have been drinking more lately.
Inb4 >consoomer defensive

>>19953265
That hedge funds seemed to have lost a lof of money between February and now. Betting on the wrong horse. Twice.

>>19953265
massive short squeezes inc?

>the fed will never allow anything below 302
it's all so tiresome

>>19953233
how low can Facebook go?
it had priced in like 5 years of growth but I might consider buying if it drops below 200

XOM UNDER $44

stocks are gay
anyone want to play thems fightin' herds with me

>>19953304
You ponyfags are getting bold nowadays

>this is still just crab from two weeks ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Catastrophic crash imminent? Lots of bad news today

>>19953270
>she invests in breast implants instead of getting mad gains day trading lean hogs
why are women so stupid?

fuck anime and fuck racism


I'm also buying today I bet we pump Monday

>>19953317
Heil Hitler

>>19953315
Money literally has nowhere else to go. If we are destined for a downturn it'll be a bleed over months instead of a sudden crash.
Then everybody mad.

>>19953299
but they lost Verizon! The single most important facebook ad buyer in the entire world!!!

ZOOM ZOOM

>>19953315
Who fucking knows? This market could go anywhere depending on the mood of the higher ups.

Realistically this system is too big to fail.

I just want to give a shout out to the lewd posters. My libido for heterosexual material is back

>>19953317
Pure cringe faggot why don’t you go to reddit.

>>19953260
I'm a wagie now and considering suicide. It's modern slavery.

>>19953317
please no posting bestiality in this thread
>>19953298
why do bears keep fighting the fed? They literally have all of the money, stop fighting it and enjoy the returns, you are missing a ton of money waiting on cheapies that will never come.

Late Xth for airlines revisiting march lows.

>all green
or
>all red
so few days where it is a mixed bag.

TTNP

Where’s my next stimulus check? Also, is this kangaroo market gonna be the new norm? Down 200, up 200, now down 200 again.

This is going to crab for years isn't it

I picked up a few longs back in March at the absolute bottom. I've decided to sit on them thru at least next March to get long term cap gains. I'm up nearly 100% on my portfolio and I keep seeing people try to play the market in either direction get curbstomped. By next March everything will be higher and I'd rather not get tax raped. Watching you guys freak over daily market gyrations is comfy.

>>19953315
What news anon?

hey divvy bros, check out OLN. they pay a .20 quarterly dividend and are nearly $11 a share.

pretty solid company, im going long on them

>>19953233
Is SHLL, shill? Should I spend my last $350 on shill? I have 5k in wkhs and a tiny $250 in ktov that I'll just dump at some point next week. Is SHLL picked clean already though?

OH FUCK NO I CAN'T PURCHASE FRIED CHICKEN BETTER RUIN MY SAVINGS AND RETIREMENT SELL SELL SELL
fucking burgers i swear

Is this dip all because of shutdown #2 in texas or did i miss something?

>>19953347
kys faggot

>>19953371
probably

> The Federal Reserve will require all large banks to suspend share buybacks in the third quarter and will cap shareholder dividends to the amount paid in the second quarter, moves intended to preserve capital

s-sure glad i own banks

give it to me straight. are dividend stocks a boomer meme or are they a good option for someone who can't into daytrading?

>>19953363
mortgages going stale. nike's big losses

>>19953362
>it's the guy complaining about taxes again
Is there really only like 50 people that post in these threads every day and I'm talking to the same assholes

>>19953289
Too much of their sales comes from restaurants, bars, and sporting events for it to be comfy. I'd say it's priced fairly given how any restaurants will shut down, same with KO.

>>19953371
Did Texas suddenly turn Democrat? Why are they spreading all this fear and unvertainty? It's like they want to become as universally hated as californians and chinese

>>19953371
yeah that and the covid coof is coming back pretty hard in the red states, not to mention even open states the economy isn't recovering at all

PUMP SO MY SHORTS FILL YOU FUCK REEEEEEE

>>19953356

it's been trending down for 18 days now, and still is

>>19953371
>>19953389
That plus trump sending $1.4 billion to dead people lol

I'm not pleased with those assholes filing a lawsuit against our guy Exxon.

.

>>19953343
your mother and sister are proud.

>>19953362
>to get long term cap gains
don't let the tax man get in your way of gains. consider other ways of reducing the exposure while taking profits.
>By next March everything will be higher
this is a really bad assumption, but your gut put you in the right direction in march. lets hope it's steers you right a second time.

>>19953398
I've never posted anything like that but since it triggers you I'll keep doing it.

>>19953395
I have been roond by jogger shoes

>>19953403
texas is purple. all the commies from cali flooded there and are turning it blue

THE HORSE GETS ANOTHER UPGRADe

>>19953394
They're good for retirees who need supplemental income and those so rich it doesn't matter

>>19953298
> Still believing this meme
It's easier to blame the fed than to wrap your head around the idea that despite how big of a clusterfuck it is, the S&P is still the best place for your investment funds anywhere in the world.
Bond market? Fucking dead
Foreign Markets? Did you not see IMF report yesterday?
PMs? Lol nice shiny rocks faggot
Real estate? Cost of entry is burdensome especially in these uncertain times

Seriously, where do you people expect investors to go?

>>19953438
I heard that but for now a Republican is in charge. What is he to benefit from threatening to kill the world economy?

>>19953417
QRD? First I'm hearing of this. Is it muh racism?

>>19953394
They are usually a meme. Divvy stocks are stocks that have almost no growth potential and rather give money away than to reinvest it.
Where could KO go after all? Produce rocket parts?
No. Soda it is.

The other divvy stocks are companies on the edge of collapse and try to pump their stocks by offering 10% divvies or whatever.

Invest in growth stocks or anything. And if you want a "dividend" then write some 20% OTM monthly call on it. Will give you 1% a month with stuff like AMD I guess.

>>19953371
banks are getting capped for loans divvys and finances in general so they have "enough" to coast through a recession without getting bailed out, thats why all the banks are dumping now, ezpz buy the dip at close

NOOOOO NOT MY MCDONALDS SELLLLL EVERYTHINGGGGGGG

>>19953403
>ICUs full and deaths starting to accelerate
>governor decides to do something

anon you do realize we are approaching 200k dead americans with an increasing daily case count right?

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

just bought some stonks (pic related) after transfering $1000 from my emergency fund. anyone else buying into this dip? if it goes down significantly more, i have some more capital I can throw at it

>>19953297
anon, are you telling me they are going to squeeze themselves?

>>19953459
Minnesota is suing Exxon because of "Climate Change". It's going to get thrown out of court but the government has infinite taxpayer money to do this stupid shit and Exxon doesn't.

>>19953460
You're a fucking idiot I hope you realize that. Dividends are fine, esp when large caps have yields over 6%. You keep doing you though.

>>19953460
>divvy stocks are are useless
what is deflation + fallen angel risk in the bond market. it's all overpriced still. we need to lose another 20% on all this shit.

>>19953444
i'm a 24 year old boomer with like 15 grand, dividend stuff probably isn't for me then?

>>19953403
Yes you partisan moron, that is exactly what happened.

>>19953403
Abbott is a fucking retard is why. I still don't know how he failed his way to the top it's the most rage-inducing shit since Quayle.

>>19953473
you realize liberal counties are counting car-crush deaths as covid so they can get more funding right?

>>19953515
It is if youre willing to use volatile etns which give around >=10% a month

>>19953434

you're here every single day I mentioned it yesterday you fucking creep

enough with the taxes! no one cares!

>>19953518
>don't call my state out on being another fag state but without silicon valley!!

>>19953484
if they sold and are now short on the market isn't that the way it has to work?

>>19953459
Minnesota and DC are suing because of "Climate Disinformation Campaigns"

BP, Chevron and Shell too.

where the oil retards at

IRON HANDS
I WILL RIDE THIS LINE STRAIGHT TO HELL

>>19953480
>dip
>2%

>>19953488
MN is the dumbest motherfuckers ever. Worst state in the union

>>19953473
>1pbtid
I'm so sick of these shills. Did they get lost and think "the four chans" is entirely for shilling from ActBlue and Lincoln Project?

>>19953316
a woman investing in nice tits is arguably a better investment than you trying to roll $1000 into $1200.

>>19953515
Why do you mention age? Age is just a number.

>>19953532
>enough with the taxes! no one cares!
someone sounds like a poorfag and bitter loser.

>>19953365
IS IT!?

>>19953542
they have to close their positions or get margin called, and who is going to push the prices to their margin call? /wsb? robinhood retards?

>>19953488
I hate this country so fucking much.

>>19953316
Kek what makes me chuckle is seeing their "investments" with clothes off. Like, some of them are still cutting corners and getting cheap basketball Pamela Anderson implants when they could spend a little more and actually get some decent looking ones.

>>19953553
that's 1/4 to 1/5 of the average annual rate of return for the market, I'll take that any day.

>>19953582
dudes like ackman?

Does Parler have stock? I can see this one day rivaling twitter

Do we just live at 302 now?

>>19953598
Tit jobs are almost indistinguishable from the real thing if you spend the money. But most don't want to spend that kind of money.

>>19953528
you do realize republican counties are doing everything possible to not count covid deaths so they can pretend everything is fine, right?

I have 5k cash free. What to invest in? Or stay cash over weekend?

Keep an eye on CLSK

It's a patented switch that monitors energy usage and predicts demand to save money. They announced a sale of 1.6m units to a retailer. Rumor has it this is Walmart. Volume is up and it's getting a mild pump so I think it's about to go wild. I bought in this morning.

Fuck I didnt buy the dip and now I'm shllshocked

>>19953622
got a speck of evidence for that?

long term hold on UPS or MMM? Looking for dividend stock

>>19953602
what makes you think dudes like him are not joining shorts right this very moment?

>>19953603
do indians use it?

>>19953636
neither. wait. MMM is probably better than UPS.

>>19953500
Name 3 large caps with a dividend yield beyond 6% and a solid upwards trend.

Not my money. Im not forcing you to not invest in great companies of the 1980s like KHC because of the 6% dividend. Im just saying its retarded.

>>19953502
Yeah sure. And stuff like KO or Merck will stick around and give you 3%.
Im not saying these companies are losing you money long term. Just saying you may be better of investing in MSFT or even SPY and write some really far out CC.

>>19953634
He's just one of the Branch Covidian shills that have been here for weeks and insist on framing a narrative that the "republicans" are doing this and it's entirely their fault that anything is wrong in the world. The second they start saying that shit just filter them.

>>19953627
id be more comfortably buying into something if we werent fucked for the next 2 weeks

SPIRIT AEROSYSTEMS EXTENDS BOEING 737 WORKER FURLOUGHS THROUGH AUGUST 14
>SPIRIT AEROSYSTEMS EXTENDS BOEING 737 WORKER FURLOUGHS THROUGH AUGUST 14
SPIRIT AEROSYSTEMS EXTENDS BOEING 737 WORKER FURLOUGHS THROUGH AUGUST 14
>SPIRIT AEROSYSTEMS EXTENDS BOEING 737 WORKER FURLOUGHS THROUGH AUGUST 14
SPIRIT AEROSYSTEMS EXTENDS BOEING 737 WORKER FURLOUGHS THROUGH AUGUST 14
>SPIRIT AEROSYSTEMS EXTENDS BOEING 737 WORKER FURLOUGHS THROUGH AUGUST 14
SPIRIT AEROSYSTEMS EXTENDS BOEING 737 WORKER FURLOUGHS THROUGH AUGUST 14
>SPIRIT AEROSYSTEMS EXTENDS BOEING 737 WORKER FURLOUGHS THROUGH AUGUST 14
SPIRIT AEROSYSTEMS EXTENDS BOEING 737 WORKER FURLOUGHS THROUGH AUGUST 14
>SPIRIT AEROSYSTEMS EXTENDS BOEING 737 WORKER FURLOUGHS THROUGH AUGUST 14
SPIRIT AEROSYSTEMS EXTENDS BOEING 737 WORKER FURLOUGHS THROUGH AUGUST 14
>SPIRIT AEROSYSTEMS EXTENDS BOEING 737 WORKER FURLOUGHS THROUGH AUGUST 14

I’m wondering has anybody gotten a woman pregnant after recovering from COVID? I read sth like it screws with your sperm count or quality or whatnot.

>>19953611
Im ok with that.

>>19953622
as opposed to liberal counties that are taking people who die of heart attacks but test positive for COVID as a COVID death?

new study just came out of LA count that puts the mortality rate at like 0.1%-0.2%. this is a very contagious, bad flu. It isn't a plague.

I think I just blew up my account again going all in on SPY puts.

>>19953681
is that good

>>19953692
You're worse than any trip on any board I frequent

>>19953681
AaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>19953692
wtf is wrong with you who buys puts while things are tanking

>>19953690
>this is a bad flu
Why do you faggots keep saying that like a bad flu isnt the worst case scenario

>>19953687
>hello /smg/, is anyone in here raw dogging a woman they love on the regular?
where do you think we are?

>>19953712
wrong spirit

>>19953681
this is news from 3 days ago

>>19953634
Yeah look at AZ. They sent out a directive to doctors not to test back in March. People are still complaining about how difficult it is to get testing. The director of disaster management quit because the governor wasn't following any of her suggestions. In general the governor is trying his best to nothingburger this even as things are exploding.

>>19953719
If you can day trade you can make 10% on an option if spy moves 1 point

>>19953515
If you just want to long term hodl, pour 1/3 into QQQ, SPY and maybe EEM if youre feeling lucky. Or just SPY and QQQ.
Beats dividend ETFs

Shll hitting 20 today and nobody fucking told me about it AHHHHHH

>>19953741
Now post a death chart please you fucking shill fuck.

>>19953741
that is not evidence of what you alleged
i'll give you one more try, then you hit the junk heap

WE ARE GOING DOWWWWN DOWN

AND WE NOT TURNING AROUND

BOBO WE’RE GOING DOWN REEE-ING

>>19953741
Cases =/= deaths

>>19953565
>he doesn't know

>>19953741
Florida and arizona are going to be the death of us all

>>19953743
yeah but it moved up a point so my shits fucked....

>>19953741
look at hospitalizations, ventilator usage and deaths, not cases.

>>19953765
No we’re not. We’re going to bounce off 300 forever because the government will do anything and everything to keep this from crashing.

>>19953752
This was basically my portfolio until today's mega crash with 10% aerospace industrials
Now I'm 100% TQQQ

>>19953782
He's not here to be rational. He's here to shill. And he'll be here tomorrow, and likely every day until election at which point it all magically disappears.

>>19953660
>you may be better of investing in MSFT or even SPY and write some really far out CC
I think a CC on KO or Merck right now might be the better play. after this blows over, back to MSFT and the spidoodle.

>>19953771
that doesn't mean rich people dont like tits, you tard.

>>19953627
Shill me on this

Sold half my stack of ktov at 1.15


R8

>>19953771
This, if you're not an assman, or in reality a pussy man, you're retarded. Whenever I've been asked the question tits or ass I give the same answer, pussy.

Red until Thursday or Friday, right?

Buy TVIX and cheapies?

>SHLL MOONING
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKK

fuck ur garbage country, why cant u guys stop rioting like monkeys and spreading corona so my stocks can go up

>DOW: -500 points
>WKHS: up 5%

I love horses

>>19953799
There's an inkling of anti semitism in this post but I just can't put my finger on why

>>19953687
Go on home boy, we don't like your kind around here.

>>19953725
This.

>>19953364

>>19953687

My wife was 7 months pregnant and caught it in March. Doctor said we needed to do an emergency c-section. I came to about a week later. They said when they cut her open, a swarm of sickly yellow dragonflies came out and started feeding on her. Anyway buy TVIX

>>19953611
*snibs at you*

>>19953803
It means titjobs have diminishing returns if you're planning on being a gold digger.

>>19953828
Because the country is 25% monkey.

>>19953771
Then why do niggers go for ass instead of breasts?

I'm just going to turn off the screen and I won't look at my stocks again until next year...

what is shll? lol

>>19953841
That's like 7% annually...

>>19953767
>since it only puts 6% of everyone in the hospital for weeks it doesn't matter
https://www.azdhs.gov/preparedness/epidemiology-disease-control/infectious-disease-epidemiology/covid-19/dashboards/index.php

>>19953854
only if you're trying to seduce 10,000 men. You only need one. You don't get "diminishing returns" when you go fishing for marlin just because there are more bass out there.

>>19953835
I don't get why this always surprises people, despite it happening with every meme stock during the crash. When the broader market is crashing, speculative plays see pumps. When the broader market is mooning, speculative plays generally diminish. Now I believe strongly in WKHS, but that's the reality of what you're seeing.

>>19953810
I just did. There's your tip, now do your DD and make a decision.

>>19953871
>next NKLA
bruh

>>19953871
https://lmgtfy.com/?q=shll&s=l

Damn SHLL pumping hard

FUCKING GO UP YOU PIECE OF SHIT

>>19953812
gud for short term if you made any money.
bad if you lost.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

god youtubers are so cringe

Don't the Jews know we have all these boomers who are trying to retire? Like lmao if they crash the market how are the boomers supposed to retire?

What are the odds of a monday rally?
Any cheapies you guys would recommend for a weekend hold?

>>19953658
MMM is shit.
They are selling the shit out of protective equipment and still can't make buck.
Once there is a vaccine, they will go bankrupt.

But I'm no financial advisor, invest at your own risk, etc...

>>19953860

>>19953426
>this is a really bad assumption
The market jitters are based on covid and the election. Covid is fading little by little, and the election will come and go. Sure anything can happen, but the assumption that time-limited factors are in fact time-limited, is not a bad one.

However a secondary aspect of being long is that I don't really care what people believe on a day-to-day basis. I have no reason to shill for any position.

>>19953908
They'll just die to covid

>>19953860
Only white people can drink milk

>>19953911
I think they're both dogshit, but ups is the dregs

>>19953873
6% of people who are actually tested not the other 80% of people who experience mild symptoms and don't bother getting tested because it's the common cold

>>19953603
Every twitter competitor is doomed to fail because the first bulk of people who sign up are people banned by twitter, which is for the most part a cesspool

>>19953860
primal instincts
>>19953878
>only if you're trying to seduce 10,000 men.
yes, this is fundamental gold digger economics, spread far and wide until you get a catch or catch an std

>>19953910
WKHS is a $300 company

>tfw when you sold SHLL for 19.25 this morning

I didn't think kangaroos could hop that fast..

>>19953941
lol

I got banned from all boards for two weeks so it's a pain in the ass to post but I want to remind you all to buy TGTX

>>19953843
Okay.

Fuck I wish I'd bought SHLL at 18.50 today:^(

>>19953624
Fb calls might be worth a shot. Not everyday FANG is down 5 percent

>>19953771
of course i find breasts more attractive than men from higher socio economic statuses. i don't find men from higher socio economic statuses attractive at all honestly.

>>19953743
options move on sentiment, not on underlying price.
You buy puts when it's going up fast, sell them when going down.
Vice versa for calls.

Can't even buy puts if the stock is overbought because a lot of people buy puts as insurance so at that point put rise a bit.

>>19953941
Meaning?

When is FUSN starting trade today?

>>19953963
Sold my SHLL for 18.60, Its whatever I mad my money

>>19953935
Oh are you one of those 90% of the planet already had it types

>>19953924
You should learn more macro and history. The equation/assumption for the S&P going up, particularly due to speculation risk, does not look great in the near term (under 3 years)

wtf I thought Trump said we were gonna be okay and the market wouldn't crash again

Are there really anons here that are still hodling stuff in this overpriced market?

>>19953970
load up while it's still cheaper than TSLA

>>19954015
When will it blow up though?

>>19954025
Monday

ZOM is based, friends

>>19954014
Holding puts
And now its going back up, you're welcome for the free money

GUN MAKER REMINGTON PREPARES TO FILE FOR BANKRUPTCY
>GUN MAKER REMINGTON PREPARES TO FILE FOR BANKRUPTCY
GUN MAKER REMINGTON PREPARES TO FILE FOR BANKRUPTCY
>GUN MAKER REMINGTON PREPARES TO FILE FOR BANKRUPTCY

B-bros...?

>>19953771
lol So poorfags are pretty much the only ones that like cowtits.

>>19953762
>>19953763
>>19953767

so glad i sold at the start of this week. No more buying untill end of august. See you there fellow bobos

>gold miners turned just barely green
holy fucking shit

>>19954000
Thats why they are dumping it

WHERE ARE THE CHEAPIES????

I don’t want the banks, but there must be some good cheapies out there today???

>>19954042
That's what happens when you get bought up by a firm, loaded up with debt, and then torched as an instrument rather than treated like a real company.

>>19953989
No it means only 1/5 of cases are discovered and documented

>>19953315
>/Second Wave/ is an even bigger meme than the original memeflu
>Bank Stress tests were promising if you read between the lines; Panicky traders are scared of 'muh divvies' despite that bank divvies are shit and a single quarter of suspended buybacks (that were already temporarily suspended).
What else? Meme-war with CHYNA? Fake news about COVID immunity failing and re-emergance? The market will be fine: The fear is just back like March, but unlike March, the world is kind of over it.

>>19954014
Yeah and the best part is they've been smug little faggots calling you, Warren Buffet, and everyone else who tried to warn them stupid for the past 2 weeks.

>bought MRNA dip at 60
I'M NOT FUCKING LETTING GO THIS TIME
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>19954064
>pits
cringe i seriously hope whatever stocks you buy crash

>>19954029
Wkhs isn't going much over ten till after they win the usps contract, if it happens at all. Deadline for bids is July 20, they'll probably take weeks to months to review and make a decision after that

Is ATNM still a buy?

>>19954054
I'd like to have a profile picture this classy as well

>>19954079
we're in for a bad week, but if you're in for the long term it should be fine.

>>19954031
portnoy PnD

>>19954089
looks cringe to me, someone who thinks they're much more important than they are

>>19953992
We're down on what amounts to a natural disaster. Take your own advice and look at how economies rebound off natural disasters, particularly when monetary policy is dovish. Again I don't need you to believe me, that's the beauty of a long hold. It's comfy that way. I suppose being way up also helps me not to care.

>>19954014
Majority of my portfolio is cash right now, whatever stocks im holding are ones I bought in during the first covid crash so im still going to be ahead unless the next crash is great depression 2

>>19954042
RIP

Wait wait wait, is it retarded to long tqqq or not? The long-terms gains seem unbeleivable

>>19953634
https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/nvss/vsrr/covid19/excess_deaths.htm

huge spikes in deaths from pneumonia all across the US aren't being counted towards Covid

>>19954042
Rimington deserves it for being fuds.

what is this fucking crabbing bull shit, just crash already.

Can someone explain the SHLL pump, there is literally no news

Got IDEX at 1.39

It will recover r-right?.... sold out my ktov. Repurchased a bunch at 1.12 and didn't feel comf

>>19953799
You aren't here to be rational. You are here as a loyal member of the Trump Internet Defense Force to shill nothingburger general. Tell us more about how this is just a flu, bro.

Should I overlook the hospitalizations in my state?
Oh maybe I should overlook how most of the new hospitalizations are 20-30 year olds?
Hmm maybe that evidence of blood clotting and lung damage in asymptomatic people, that is another thing that should be passed over.

>>19954050

>>19954135
So no bad news! Bullish

What has been your best or worst investment?

>>19954093
I'm planning to hold atleast until end of july.

>>19953603
Parler is absolute shit to use and is just another Gab

>>19953634
here's a picture if you need spoonfeeding

>>19954122
It makes sense if you're a doombull, but if you do expect things to go back to normal there's going to be a huge rotation out of tech into other sectors at some point which will kneecap any gains you make in the interim

>>19954042
Easy profit opportunity
>get their liquidated assets
>sell it to warlords in third world countries

>>19954165
everything

>>19954135
It's being SHLLed all over.
>>19954165
MRNA being my best and I regret letting it go when I bought at $24. My worst probably being INO but I also sold too fucking early. Right now it's AMD, dogshit returns:time held.

>>19954165
best Investment: WKHS
worst investment: None

My portfolio is up 400% I haven't had a loser yet

>>19953549
I want to screw an attractive African SSL office worker until she squirts oil all over both of us. Bullish?

>>19954132
This is a Crab market until the election.

>German gouvernment wants to ban private investing
>Only 10k in losses in derivatives can be written off from 2021 for private investors
>Means even just selling covered calls will inevitably turn a loss because the state will just tax you like crazy for it if you rebuy them
I hate this place. Now I need to move to Austria just for that.
I know this since January but its rapidly coming closer and I need to search for some apartment now.

>>19953390
>Stop giving 'happy shareholder' money for like 3 months if it increases risk of permanent default.
>Fed says so, not the banks themselves,, otherwise shareholders wouldn't let it happen
Unironically bullish

>>19954165
Worst: The chair I sit on. I absorbs the smell of my farts.
Best: ATHX. Up 150% on that bitch.

>>19954042
what the fuck, how?
aren't a fuckton of people reporting that a ton of gun shops are being wiped out recently? how are they not profiting massively

>>19954165
I day traded spotify on rogan day and made a few grand besides that I am the king of bad ideas im -40% on my entire portfolio and that portfolio is literally just nakes calls

STONKS IS A FLAILING THING
AND IT MAKES A FIERY STICK
BOUND BY WILD DESIRE
I FELL IN TO A GIANT SPIRE

I FELL IN TO A GIANT RED SOIRE
I WENT DOWN DOWN DOWN
AND THE CANDLES WENT HIGHER
AND IT REEEEEEEEREEEEEREE
THE GREAT RED SPIRE
THE GREAT RED SPIRE
I FELL IN TO A GIANT RED SPIRE
I WENT DOWN DOWN DOWN
AND THE CANDLES WENT HIGHER
AND IT REEEEEEREEEEEEREEEE
AND THE GREAT RED SPIRE
THE GREAT RED SPIRE

THE TASTE OF STONK IS SWEET
WHEN MUMUS LIKE OURS MEET
I FELL FOR YOU LIKE A CHILD
OH BUT BOBO WENT WILD...

Why even have spy when its just Apple and Google put together and literally nothing else affects it at all

>>19954195
>It's being SHLLed all over
Oh so a psuedo PnD. Now to wait for the dump I guess

>>19953343
Based. I love seeing my posts saved and reposted.
You’ve made the right move.

>>19954085
I just like the artist and the candy and coffee girls. I was trying not to trigger the incels from last night.

>>19954169
dont know about that but i'm pretty shit at this

>portfolio down another 3% today

LIKE CLOCKWORK

>>19954223
VSTO has been doing well during all this

And then just like that SPY was never over $302.50 again.

>Just bought 500 more shares of WKHS

>>19954042
Imagine not being able to sell guns in the current apocalypse. Dummies.

>>19954212
Damn.

>>19954228
>writing naked calls

enjoy your one-way trip to bankruptcy

I just had a great idea.

1. Secretly oad up on any meme bullshit stock that you think will have an at least semi-plausible case in a week.
2. Pay a keyboard army of 100 filipinos to create stocktwits accounts with profile pictures of white people
3. Tell them they receive 0.01 USD for each post on stocktwits from their account about your company
4. 80% post bullish 10% neutral, 10% call it a scam
5. shill it yourself on Reddit and 4chan pretending to be an insider. spend 24 hours on this utilizing different devices and accounts.
6. at one point ask one of your sock puppet accounts where to find pennystocks
7. >stocktwits
8. your company is trending bullish
9. wait for it to blow up

>>19954173
how the fuck is that evidence of republican counties deliberately refusing to count covid deaths

you people are fucking retarded

>>19953233
Opinions on vgenx?

>>19954267
Fuck off

>>19953233
Anybody else experiencing captcha issues? I can't get captcha to even load on my laptop so I'm phone posting.

>>19953549

I AM RIGHT HERE BOI, DIAMOND HANDS BOI

>>19954264
Our minister of finance replied to the question of how to invest: "I rarely think about it. I have it on my (~)checking account at the bank."

This place is done.

Okay boys. What companies are we shorting for the impending crash?

I'm buying
UVXY
Shorting
Delta
Carnival
MGM
XOM

UNILEVER TO HALT U.S. ADS ON FACEBOOK AND TWITTER ADS FOR REST OF 2020
>UNILEVER TO HALT U.S. ADS ON FACEBOOK AND TWITTER ADS FOR REST OF 2020
UNILEVER TO HALT U.S. ADS ON FACEBOOK AND TWITTER ADS FOR REST OF 2020
>UNILEVER TO HALT U.S. ADS ON FACEBOOK AND TWITTER ADS FOR REST OF 2020

Fucking huge. The dominoes are falling

Why is KO doing so shittily when theoretically it shouldnt be affected by covid

>>19953304
I'll do it, I want to practice my cow

>>19954317
should we short kikebooks and twatter?

>>19954317
What's their reasoning? Because fb and twatter won't just outright ban anyone to the right of Karl Marx?

Anybody holding TTNP? Not sure what to do here

>>19954331
dead people prefer the taste of pepsi

ZOM TO THE MOON

Holy shit Stephanie Link is such a desperate shill. On CNBC now trying soooo hard to spin a positive story

>/GNUS'd/ again
Boy, this bag sure is getting heavy.

>>19954212
What about investing via an 1 man "investing company"?

>>19954105
>on what amounts to a natural disaster
this is partially true and will only be an additional marginal downward pressure. Tax liabilities and risks due to the government going full retard will be a much more significant pressure.
>Take your own advice and look at how economies rebound off natural disasters, particularly when monetary policy is dovish
Q4 2019 was absolutely not fine and peachy. You really need to read more into what drove these valuations up and what keeps them up. answer these
>"How do we calculate the Indexes?"
>"In what ways are equities priced?"
>"What is balance sheet expansion?"
>"What has driven equity inflation since 2012?"
you don't have to, but it's really so you can make a more informed decision
>I don't need you to believe me, that's the beauty of a long hold. It's comfy that way. I suppose being way up also helps me not to care.
I have the same exact position. It doesn't get said enough anymore (that we have a debt and solvency crisis). I'm doing this for you because everyone with a head on their shoulders has shut up since the level of discourse here has dropped into the marinara trench. I might be wrong in thinking that the broad profit headwinds that cannot be printed away (read: "fundamentally should not" because they can be printed away at extreme cost) will end up choking these half living corps and the issues will ripple out and grab FAGMAN by the nutsack in real prices in all scenarios.

>>19954317
Why twitter too?

>>19954331
Less people shopping for sippy fizzy drinks means less sales.

They're absolutely oversold though. Buy and hold long term.

>>19954313
It's funny that you guys always short after the dump and call after the pop. Now is the time to buy undervalued stocks not short them. You don't short after the panic you lead the panic, then go long on calls.

>>19954228
>portfolio is literally just nakes calls
based and uncucked by risk management

>>19954286
I'm not going to waste any more of my time spoon feeding you, baby.

https://www.azfamily.com/news/continuing_coverage/coronavirus_coverage/arizona-to-primary-care-doctors-discourage-covid-19-tests-conserve-ppe/article_6738af14-6f96-11ea-b8e0-730dfb5cf01f.html

>the Arizona Department of Health Services is adjusting its guidance to health care providers, particularly those in primary care, including discouraging COVID-19 tests for “most patients.”

>Christ suggests doctors not test patients for COVID-19 and treat “patients with respiratory conditions as if they have COVID-19.” She said providers should keep working with vendors to get the tests, but “not depend on having test results for your management.”

aka we don't want it official.

>>19954359
too racist

>>19954354
Looking into it as well. But I doubt it makes too much sense. I live 200 meters from the Austrian border. Hopping over is easy.

FIND THE CHEAPIES!!!!!

IS LOCKHEED CHEAP YET???
MAYBE DUPONT??
ADD TO KO OR MRK MAYBE???

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT TO PUT SOME CASH TO WORKKKKKKKKKK

Is this the bottom?

>>19954359
twitter won't exist next year if Trump is re-elected

>>19954313
I want some DAL desu. It'll be a long hold but I'm ok with this.

>>19954375
MRNA is fucking cheap still. Buy before end of july.

why did everything go up yesterday just to dump harder today? it's not like corona got worse overnight. bag dumping for the weekend?

>>19954223
Because people buy better quality guns, like Mossberg or Benelli.

what the fuck is with all these bankruptcies lmao have we started the fire?

What should I get delivered for lunch bros?

>>19954317
>north face
>patagonia
>ben n niggers
>verizon
>[insert irrelevant company here]
gonna be a good dip to buy into

>>19954371
But they are censoring Drumpf...

>>19954406
we're living the groundhog stock market my man

>>19954165
IVR was my
WFC calls my worst

>>19954311
Wew lad

>>19954416
>ben n niggers
I kekd

I'm curious about this for smg. How often how you all heard someone turn something like 500 or 1k in cash into a very large sizable asset? I'm not talking about miracle stories because that's like winning the lottery. I just wonder how far I have my head in the stars thinking that with good luck and ambition I could hit 25k. Well, at least before taxes come to collect their due.

>>19954042
Didnt they already do that in 2018 or something

new

>>19954433
>>19954433
>>19954433

>>19954414
Everytime I see this picture I get an eerie feeling that this is me 10 years in the future, and my dick gets so hard.

>>19954434
day trading and 8-10% wins per day you can do it

>>19954370
How does discouraging tests for patients equate to deliberately refusing to count deaths due to covid.

>>19954434
You're looking for the penny stock general. But hey if you make 20% 40 times in a row I read that you'll be a millionaire!

>>19954312
Hey, could I have a source on this one anon? I feel it's something important to document for future generations worldwide. It's fine if it's in German.

>>19954414
Tuna or Turkey sounds good. Jimmy Johns nearby?

>>19954434
Some anon in /ptg/ turned $4,000 into $10,000 playing with penny stocks

>>19954165
Best: DEAC/DKNG at 11
Worst: FOMOing into IVR at 6.20

>>19954478
And many more turned 10k into nothing. V based

>>19954357
>this is partially true
It's entirely true. The fact that you say "partially" tells me we'll never agree from square one, so there's no point in further discussion. While I believe it's like the market is at or above current levels by March, I also believe there's a very real chance the Dow will be at ATHs by then. And if an effective vaccine is announced by February, there will be so much fomo panic buying it will make your head spin.

>>19954393
No memes please
Regeneron for my COVID play
Thanks though

>>19954510
you're an idiot. it's because it's not the only reason the market went so radically down. jesus christ. it was a perfect storm of a bunch of shit that has been written on the walls since 2018 you dumb nigger. this is why the anon's with a fucking brain have stopped tossing out pearls.

>down 5% on the day
>barely checking portfolio at all, listening to related song on loop after anon posted it like a month ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHMFFIzGHFk
Why such good taste in music in these threads?

>>19954510
>an effective vaccine
holy shit i sperged out so hard that I didn't even see this meme shit right here. pick a fucking narrative you dumbfuck.

>>19954414
Fried rice.

>>19954317
>how do we shore up our marketing budget AND virtue signal?

>>19954416
Unilever literally made a fund to bail out arrested "protesters", is there any way I can prevail upon you to buy more wholesome cheapies? In particular let Ben & Jerry's fail. It was actually a cool company once, though run by politically retarded people. Now it's trash.

Shouldn't have pussied out on SHLL

>>19954618
Yep
>>19954603

>>19954551
Lol you have no idea what you're talking about and will be left behind. It probably isn't the first time, judging by your posts you've been bearish and angry about missing out for a long time. You'll miss out again and will keep seething.

>>19954749
it's just so tiresome...
for the record i'm long on hedged inflationary/first-stage expansion plays.

>>19954815
Way too early for those plays. Confirmed for being low IQ.

>>19954557
Based

>>19954872
>assumptions

>>19954434
Are you me?

>>19954434
There was a case in the news last week. A guy turned 1000 into a million in 3 years. Its entirely possible. Just depends on how long and don't make the big goof

>>19954910
>retard

>>19954434
Think about it. If you average 10 dollars a day for a year you make 2600. Slow start and don't get too greedy. Take the profit

>>19955057
>

Who held the SHLL?

SPCE green, seems like only pie in the sky bullshit is still green

>>19954042
So that's why SWBI is mooning!

>>19954165
Best: VTIQ
Worst: RTX (bought at 61$ sold at 54$)

Luckiest: ACB, bought waiting a rebound, it dropped further so I bought more, AH it moons on news, sell at opening.

>>19954241
>Oh so a psuedo PnD. Now to wait for the dump I guess
NO ONE EVEN CAN TELL ME WHEN THE IPO IS TAKING PLACE.

Can take months until they change tickers. Company is shit compared to Nikola