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19950090 No.19950090 [Reply] [Original]

ehem, gentlemen. I have a very important announcement to make. May I please have the attention of the group?

>> No.19950100

niggers tongue my anus

>> No.19950105
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19950105

sure, just wait a minute because i have to deal with a nuisance first.

>> No.19950113

it's either Kleros or you don't have our attention, good sir.

>> No.19950115

>>19950090
Thanks for announcement to buy H3X

>> No.19950148
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>>19950090
Here, thanks for the complimentary McDonald’s my good man!

>> No.19950165

I’m here for Kleros or antisemitic slurs.

>> No.19950180
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>>19950090
Everyone settle down and let the man speak
>>19950113
no shitting on the floor in the reception hall sir

>> No.19950198
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>>19950180
> Slop slop slop slop
Be there in a minute anon ohhhhhh yeahhhhh jannies fucking anus is fucking tight you like that bitch

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>>19950090
(You) have the floor, old bean

>> No.19950253
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19950253

I see a few of you have joined us already. Those in the aisles quiet down please, I promise I won't need more than a moment of your time.
For those just joining us please help yourselves to the buffet tables in the back, the announcement should begin shortly

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>>19950090
I'M ANTICIPATING SOME VERY GOOD NEWS!

>> No.19950404
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19950404

Waiting for the announcement

>> No.19950449

fucking autists my god

>> No.19950532
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>>19950449
Now, now. Settle down, gentlemen, settle down.
I am very happy to share that almost everyone has gathered and the announcement is just about ready to commence.
Those joining us, please grab your seats.

>> No.19950565
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19950565

Cannot believe I made it to witness this historic moment.

>> No.19951260
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>>19950532

Can't wait to hear

>> No.19951291

>>19950532
Great. Another “fuck jannies and kikes” post. Grow the fuck up

>> No.19951323
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19951323

When the fucking announcement?!

>> No.19952007
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19952007

*Huff huff huff*

Sorry guys, had to take care of some business. I was told by a friend there would be a big announcement? I'm here now.

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>>19951291
I beg your pardon. Security, please escort this man outside.
As for the rest of you...
Gentlemen, I'm very pleased to see you all gathered here today.
The announcement will begin shortly.

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>>19952035
i got him sir.

>> No.19952138
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19952138

You may begin

>> No.19952340
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19952340

Thank you for your patience.
And now, gentlemen, the moment you have all been waiting for....
*clears throat*
Chainlink is oversold on the weekly and monthly chart. Will dip back to $4 or below within a week.
RSR growth is mostly organic but will correct at .01. Will probably be safe to buy again in the .005 range where it will crab for a while.
No major announcements for either until July, at which point declines in the US stock market will lead to cascading effects across the alts.
Be bearish short term, bullish long term.
Remember that racism is not allowed outside /b/ or /pol/ (this is a blue board).
Please be grateful to our janitors for keeping the site on topic.
Thanks everyone for your time.

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>>19952340
*rushes to podium*

Gentlemen
*catches breath*
*AHEM*

THIS man >>16195518 is an IMPOSTER.

*murmurs in the crowd*

I have successfully escaped his pathetic kidnapping attempt.

After waking up I could not bear the thought of having my event hijacked by this scum of the earth, who wishes to taint my announcements by promising one and not delivering. A force within me pushed me to overcome my injuries and although still in a roofie induced state by this weak imposter, you will hear the truth.

*audicnece clecnhes to their seats*

Truth will always prevail, and the truth simply is

*AHEM*

FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK SPICS
And most importantly,
FUCK JANNIES

That is all.

*crowd screams in euphoria while simultaneously hanging niggers and jannies from street lamps*

>> No.19952425
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>>19952340
*rushes to podium*

Gentlemen
*catches breath*
*AHEM*

THIS man >>19952340 is an IMPOSTER.

*murmurs in the crowd*

I have successfully escaped his pathetic kidnapping attempt.

After waking up I could not bear the thought of having my event hijacked by this scum of the earth, who wishes to taint my announcements by promising one and not delivering. A force within me pushed me to overcome my injuries and although still in a roofie induced state by this weak imposter, you will hear the truth.

*audicnece clecnhes to their seats*

Truth will always prevail, and the truth simply is

*AHEM*

FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK SPICS
And most importantly,
FUCK JANNIES

That is all.

*crowd screams in euphoria while simultaneously hanging niggers and jannies from street lamps*

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>>19952425
FUCKING BASED, THANK YOU FOR SAVING US!!

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>>19952425
Based my friend
And don't forget to buy RSR

>> No.19952653

>>19952425
That was a close one, thank you based frog

>> No.19952687

>>19952425
>reddit spacing

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>>19951291
>Being this autistic

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>>19951291

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>>19952425
Very based, sir. A toast!

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19953769

I announce that this board is out of control.
That is all.
Fuck jannies.
Now that's all.

>> No.19954590

>>19952425
Thank you Kind Sir. Was very worried for awhile. And buy RSR this train aint stopping