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19921432 No.19921432[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

You have 30 seconds to prove that you aren't an NPC.

>> No.19921456

I own STONK.
/thread

>> No.19921470

>>19921456
That literally makes you a normie. You're buying into a bubble

>> No.19921483

>>19921432
Were all NPCs faggot

>> No.19921496

Npcs can't get dubs like these

>> No.19921503

nigger

>> No.19921506

>>19921432
I own multiple urbit stars

>> No.19921511

I own ethereum

>> No.19921523
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>>19921432
AAAAAAAAAAWGHWEH

>> No.19921529

>>19921470
Tell me what it's like to be so poor you don't even have 50 bucks to burn.
Good luck feeding your village, Ranjeet.

>> No.19921541
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19921541

Would an NPC have this image stored?

>> No.19921554

>>19921432
I quit my comfy software development job to day trade crypto.

>> No.19921556

I sell myself my own shitcoins which I then pay myself for sexual favors

>> No.19921561

>>19921432
I might have NPC mentality.
But I have 7 figure USD net worth.
Also I am a full-time NEET.
Basically just watch anime or Twitch all-day, if I'm not shitposting.

Where am I categorized?

>> No.19921595
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>>19921432
FUCK NIGGERS

>> No.19921625

>>19921432
I have the iPhone 11 pro not the NPC version

>> No.19921650
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19921650

Green Dick > Blue Dick

>> No.19921652

>>19921432
Sneed

>> No.19921656

>>19921432
i dated my cousin for 2 years but it's ok because my grandma was her mom's dad's third husband, plus she was adopted from korea as well. so only linked by marriage.

>> No.19921672

>>19921561
How'd you get the money anon?

>> No.19921683

>>19921432
Fuck you you stupid sack of shit

>> No.19921699
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19921699

And blood black nothingness began to spin, a system of cells interlinked within cells interlinked within cells interlinked within one stem. And dreadfully distinct against the dark, a tall, white fountain played.

I was way off my baseline.

>> No.19921715

green paper bad
orange coin good

>> No.19921734

>>19921432
Niggerfaggot

>> No.19921741
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19921741

>>19921432

>> No.19921753

>>19921432
I didn’t buy dmm

>> No.19921761

>>19921432
I believe in the Lord Jesus Christ.

>> No.19921769

>>19921432
fuck kikes and fuck niggers too

>> No.19921785

>>19921541
Yes, definitely

>> No.19921787

>>19921432
777

>> No.19921791

>>19921761
Why do I feel so light when I think about godly things?

>> No.19921848
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>>19921791
It's said that when the Grail Knights beheld The Lord in an apparition, they no longer felt any inclination to sin, as all they longed for was to be with their Lord again.

Take the Chesterton pill.

>> No.19921849

i love reddit

>> No.19921904

>>19921432
Link 1k eoy

>> No.19921962

>>19921904
But seriously 1k is fud

>> No.19921994

>>19921962
Holy shit look at the massive linktard replying to himself. Stupid linkies

>> No.19922016

I just ate a cup of sugar, caramelized, on a bowl of popcorn

>> No.19922060

>>19921994
So that's your job. You just go around looking for people that dont say everything at once. How much do they pay you?

>> No.19922074

Tulip mania. BBC. Amirite?

>> No.19922085
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19922085

>>19922016

>> No.19922102

>>19921432
{IF white > BLACK LIVES MATTER AND KNEEL }

>> No.19922457
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>>19921432

>> No.19922472

I bought RSR at $.0015

>> No.19922487
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>>19921432
im a JUSTed wagie that wants out

>> No.19922647

>>19921761
>Just keep on turning the other cheek goy, welcome the neighbor goy. Don’t kill, killing is sin goy, you kill your enemies thy win. Don’t worry goy, listen to the rules and get eternal heaven after death goy. Don’t look at what we do, goy. It doesn’t matter anyways you’ll be dead and heaven awaits! Just let us plan on multigenerational timespans and take over the world. It’s not like we have hidden knowledge on recantation through blood or anything and preparing a future for our parasite kind to thrive in. No, no, no that’s not th case at all. Just continu being a cuck and listen to the desert Manuel and go to heaven. Don’t need to fight lik you ancestors did for their heaven or Valhalla. No. Ensuring a future for blood is pointless, when yo are dead you are dead. There is reincarnation through blood. Don’t look at nature goy. The animals are dumb and there is no high intelligence rooted in natural law and blood.

NPC, a non NPC believes in race and natural law in accordance to Pagan aryan religions, not some Semitic shit that only breeds weakness and the reason Jews were easily able to take over everything.

>> No.19922696

>>19921432
I can think for myself.

>> No.19922713

I piss in the sink

>> No.19922853

>>19921432
I invest because I refuse to be a broken down worker bee in my 60s. Now if I could just figure out how to meet a sensible woman and have at least two children with her.

>> No.19922854

>>19922713
I actually did this at work today as an impulse triggered by a new sign telling me how to wash my hands. The good part: I dribbled all over the counter and when I used the same bathroom later someone had wiped it up. The best part: the janitorial staff doesn’t work during the day and I’m pretty sure it was a spineless middle management douche who wiped my piss off the counter

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19922905

I am surrounded by $500 of uber eats trash from the past week. An unfinished painting. A digital grand piano I bought last month and don't know how to play. Dirty dishes going back a month. Something rotting in the pile.

>> No.19922921
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>>19921432

>> No.19922924

ORANGE MAN BAD

>> No.19923092

why should i care if you consider me a NPC or not?

now suck my dick

>> No.19923349
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19923349

I wish i was a mindless NPC

>> No.19923364

>>19921432
no i don't

>> No.19923377

>>19921432
nigger nigger nig nog

>> No.19923563

Skippity bap m badap!

>> No.19923579

>>19921432
Sometimes I rub my balls and smell my hand after. It smells good.

>> No.19923606

I meme therefore I shart in the mart

>> No.19923634

The collective unconsciousness is real and weaponized schizophrenic autism will save us from the psychopaths.

>> No.19923784

>>19921541
yes

>> No.19923828

>>19922060
so not an npc, but a schizo?

>> No.19923862

>>19921432
peee epeeee pooo poo

>> No.19923918

>>19921483
>>19921650
>>19922713
>>19923092
Good answers.

>>19921496
>>19921904
Get rekt fags.

>> No.19923981

15,000 + link
15,000 + DMG
30,000 + BUIDL
1,000 + SNX
14,000+ Lend
1,000+ KNC

>> No.19924007
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>>19921432
BLEEP BLOOP *market buys AAVE* boop boop boop

>> No.19924197
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19924197

I am helping to create Roko's Basilisk.

>> No.19925452

i have FUND

>> No.19925719

>>19924197
elon worshipping is the most npc thing you can do
elon himself is an npc who thinks he's not

>> No.19925794

>>19921456
Bluepilled
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n_JahIpwCXs

>> No.19926163

>>19921625
Same bruh, night shots give me night vision for fucks sake

>> No.19926282
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>>19921432

>> No.19926298

>>19921432
fuck niggers xd

>> No.19926322

no i don't

>> No.19926364

>>19921432
>”hey bob, how’s your 401(k) doing?”
>”hey bob, happy Friday”
>”UGH, ITS MONDAY AGAIN!”
>”hey bob, how’re those reports coming along?”
>“hey bob, you see what Stacey was wearing today? Don’t you dare comment on it or else you’ll be in HR”

I’m SO fucking glad I quit the corporate world and went into working at a hospital 3 random days a week. I literally get paid good money to shoot the shit with hot as fuck nurses all damn night.

>> No.19926366

>>19921432
hngghh duurrr

>> No.19926462
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>>19921432
The USA flag is the East India Company flag, Vimana's were real and the Ancients had nukes. The swastika was a in your face insult to Jews that implied Nazi's knew of the ancient secrets of Merkabah mysticism ( Chariot mysticism ) IE Himmler learned how to build UFO's from Sanskrit texts in India.


Mahabharata -
“…(the weapon was) a single projectile
charged with all the power of the Universe.
An incandescent column of smoke and flame
As bright as the thousand suns rose in all its splendor…

An iron thunderbolt,
A gigantic messenger of death,
Which reduced to ashes
The entire race of the Vrishnis
And the Andhakas.

… the corpses were so burned
As to be unrecognizable.
The hair and nails fell out;
Pottery broke without apparent cause,
And the birds turned white.

… After a few hours
All foodstuffs were infected…
… to escape from this fire
The soldiers threw themselves in streams
To wash themselves and their equipment…”

>> No.19926625

>>19921432
Women with penises >>>> women with fleshwounds

>> No.19926639

>>19921432
I'm going to the park in 10 min to read some Nietzsche.

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>>19921432

I think pic related covers it

inb4 muh MBTI is glorified horoscopes kys, its not perfect but does indicate a lot

>> No.19926681

>>19921432
If someone asked me to prove to them that I wasn't an NPC I would do a 360 and walk away.

>> No.19926702

BLACK LIVES MATTER

>> No.19926729
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>>19921561
same here minus the anime & twitch, what does that make me?

>>19921672
& before you ask, I got it from doing dirt & sinning. do npcs sin?

>> No.19926749
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>>19923634
>>19923634

>> No.19926849

>>19926666
Are you rich? ENTJ here

>> No.19926861
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>>19921432
Fuck niggers
The holocaust didn't happen but it should have
All LGBT are mentally ill pedos
Elites are all pedos
Muslims are subhuman
Fuck jannies

>> No.19926955

>>19921432
i just shat my pants

>> No.19926956

>>19926849

I'm doing better than everyone else I know around me but that is a trash metric. I only trade crytpo and crypto futures for income though so I have my freedom which is all I really care about. I'm richish but not wealthy, its nowhere near enough.

All in LINK for long term holdings since late 2017 so I'll probably be really wealthy one day. I'm never selling the principal and will only sell off dividends to re invest in physical or tangible assets, ideally ones with cash flow. I've driven my costs down well and am setting myself up for perfect self sustainable living (off grid in every possible facet, especially energy production) so I can get the fuck out if/when shit hits the fan.

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19927107

I have no friends

>> No.19927143

>>19921432
i hate jews.

>> No.19927161

>>19927143
woah, thats a pretty fringe viewpoint, unheard of in these parts especially, its best if you keep your voice down buddy

>> No.19927206

>>19927161
shut up jew.

>> No.19927209

>>19927143
>>19927206
Based low iq

>> No.19927215

>>19927209
even though he called me a rat, im inclined to agree

>> No.19927242

>>19921432
fuck niggers

>> No.19927283

>>19921432
I have fucked black women.

>> No.19927306
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>>19927283
racemixer or normal human being?

>> No.19927394

>>19927209
Gas yourself kike.

>> No.19927415

>>19927394
DOUBLE BASED LOW IQ UNHEARD OF RECORD OF BASED LOW IQ

>> No.19927428

>>19921432
Dickwashers

>> No.19927451

>>19921432
I use /biz/ but don't buy into crypto nor do I chase whatever get-rich-quick meme is popular right now.

>> No.19927558

>>19921432
I only buy coins that are not mentioned here.

>> No.19927573

>>19921432
<jumps on your head>

>> No.19927574

>>19921432
I short Link at ATH instead of buying

>> No.19927643

>>19921432
Please check out my wares. They have a decent market value. Would you like to continue?
>Yeah
>No

>> No.19927777

>>19927306
Normal person, i don’t want kids with them.

>> No.19927796

I don't think niggers are humans.

>> No.19927802

>>19927777
checked, based and coloniser pilled

>> No.19927815

>>19921432
I play roguelikes and script MUSHs as a hobby. I can also run a mile in 7 minutes and deadlift 350 lbs.

>> No.19927860

>>19921432
i'll use the fortune i make from link to finance right wing death squads to kills niggers and other subhumans

>> No.19927928
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>>19926666

>> No.19927941

>>19927777
Checked and based

>> No.19927952

>>19926749
Cringe and cope for losers who can’t will themselves to power. The Elite tell you what they are doing because they wish to be honest and pure. God has delivered his words through the prophets and he has given his hand to the worthy.

>> No.19928118

>>19927860
thank you based anon

>> No.19928176
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19928176

jerome powell did 9/11

>> No.19928587

i jerk it to abortions and insects
ive also read master and margarita

>> No.19928624

>>19921432
I HOLD GHOST, BSV, AND CHAINLINK

>> No.19928686

>>19926861

Hello, based department?

>> No.19928722

>>19921432
Nigger

>> No.19928811

>>19926956
how old are you?
i got INTP-A in the thing

>> No.19929003

I am not an atheist.

>> No.19929025

>>19929003
*edgy 21st century hipster atheist...

>> No.19929057

>>19922647
t. has never read or at the very least doesn't understand what Jesus was doing

>> No.19929470

>>19921432
Easy:
The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

>> No.19929559

>>19921656
Inbreeding means you’re not an NPC?

>> No.19929581

>>19921432
i have a big sosig in my pants

>> No.19929756

>>19921432
I'm noone, yet someone.

I do not seek power, but I won't give up on my own.

I am human, and do get affected by what I see or hear but I do not live by the word of others.

I do not seek a label, but I can be labeled.

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>>19921432
Black lives matter & White lives matter.
I love Hillary & I love Trump.
...

I can't be an NPC because they can only be on one side.
Besides, I dreamed that night that I killed a long line of children one by one with a bullet in the head with a pistol with a silencer.

>> No.19930110

>>19929470
The Agricultural Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. You’re like a little baby npc

>> No.19930189

>>19921432
I'm not voting for trump

>> No.19930229

>>19921432
I literally pay 9/10 and 10/10 nigger women to eat my asshole and let me facefuck them. I get off on humiliating them like slaves.

>> No.19931123

>>19921432
70% of my net worth is in LINK
p.s. FUCK NIGGERS

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i have extremely fat stacks of RSR and i know how to measure how antisemitic a person is by how much crypto they hold.

>haha stay assmad u NPC faggots

>> No.19931161

>>19928811
I'm 29, you?

>> No.19931255

>>19929756
youve defined npcs

>> No.19931281

>>19921650
thx doc

>> No.19931510
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>>19921432

>> No.19931543

>>19921432
I cum on my stomach and let it ferment the night before every exam.

>> No.19931648

>>19921561
>Twitch
cuck

>> No.19931692
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I'm thinking about quitting commercial banking and resigning myself from ever holding a corporate job to farm my fiancee family's land and have a nice quiet life.

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>>19921529
>Tell me what it's like to be so poor you don't even have 50 bucks to burn.

>tries to promote his bag of STONKS
>says new investors will be burning their money

i wonder if all the "investors" are as smart as this anon when shilling this shitcoin