[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/biz/ - Business & Finance


View post   

>> No.19874334

>>19874306
I bid you all fairwell for the foreseeable future
I just got bogged so hard that I feel like I've been raped
fucking shit me

>> No.19874335
File: 1.52 MB, 624x700, myaa yotsuba.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19874335

Based Yotsuba thread

>> No.19874338
File: 7 KB, 300x168, doombull.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19874338

>uncertainty rising
>more trumpbux
Small and midcaps are about to be tossed into the trash.
Doombull surge.

>> No.19874341

SPX ATH coming in hot

>> No.19874351
File: 6 KB, 180x179, 4875D9C3-B7F5-4B53-B27C-9A277C54FD94.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19874351

So this begs the question about the China trade deal:

Why now?

>> No.19874354
File: 181 KB, 502x374, 1554384607065.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19874354

>>19874334
post a picture of your positions or something

>> No.19874357
File: 740 KB, 770x852, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19874357

>> No.19874358
File: 312 KB, 640x632, 1547254777877.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19874358

>>19874306
Do I go all in on WKHS or DOO?

>> No.19874365
File: 498 KB, 1440x3040, Screenshot_20200622-220740_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19874365

Reminder that Tencent has a huge stake in this and injected it with a fuckton of cash. Imagine not owning any NIO right now.

>> No.19874370

>>19874357
It needs to go peak trump with Navarro doubling down while Kudlow doubles down.

>> No.19874374

reminder only literal retards thought the deal was 'over'

>> No.19874377
File: 434 KB, 1242x1802, 948AB3F6-9834-4410-BE2C-B03C9E23C93B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19874377

U-shaped recovery

>> No.19874384

>>19874357
Is this a joke? Was the first a joke?

>> No.19874386

>>19874358

NIO

>> No.19874388

>>19874358
WKHS

>> No.19874396

>>19874351
It's a farce to shake out weak hands.
See >>19874357

>> No.19874400

>>19874384
It's a farce.

>> No.19874402

>>19874365
>buys a stock
>immediately starts being cocky about it and implies anyone who doesn't have the stock is lesser than him
never change /smg/

>> No.19874405

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86g4_w4j3jU

>> No.19874406

>>19874338
you better be right anon, I swear to god if TQQ gets dumped my portfolio is going to be reduced to atoms if TMF falls along with it

>> No.19874416

>>19874357
Kek, in March kudlow said we conquered coronavirus so yeah let’s go with him on this one

>> No.19874418
File: 17 KB, 250x208, coomer-2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19874418

>>19874377
>mfw there is a dip to buy

>> No.19874417

>>19874384
navarro is the biggest china hawk in the administration

>> No.19874420
File: 533 KB, 764x877, 1592252514220.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19874420

IDEXchads report in

>> No.19874424

Aw duude Poggers

>> No.19874426

>>19874338
>Trump says in the morning that he would sign a direct payment stimulus round 2
>evening report about China deal being dead
Eternal Crab Market is unkillable

>> No.19874429
File: 7 KB, 246x205, 1592184160057.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19874429

And back down we go.

>> No.19874431
File: 419 KB, 400x533, 1592877853806.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19874431

>>19874306
Dubs and Marcus loses his life savings

>> No.19874434

>>19874357
im kinda dumb when it comes to politics.. trump was putting high tariffs or whatever on china right so that businesses would go locally? but now it's supposedly off? so that would mean american business would go down since they are now gonna go outsource to china or would htey go up since its more affordable to pay gooks $1/hr

>> No.19874447
File: 548 KB, 936x1407, 1591162165238.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19874447

>>19874377
Oh booboo bears, what what will they do ?

>> No.19874451

>>19874401 <-- please

>> No.19874453
File: 131 KB, 715x717, A5D6B6EC-5E69-45A1-92D9-990BF7F6CC3A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19874453

>>19874358
WKHS
100% AMERICAN MADE
GOD BLESS THE USA

>> No.19874458

The SEC won’t let me be, they try to shut me down on BIZ, but it feels so empty without me. Nananana~ Nanananana~

>> No.19874466

>>19874429
It went from -1.5% to <-.10% in the span of an hour, you need to stop being so cocky.

>> No.19874480

>>19874431
This meme gets better each time I see it.

>> No.19874497

Fuck, every time I make a brilliant post, everyone ignores it.

>> No.19874510
File: 269 KB, 973x873, bobo-flexing.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19874510

>>19874447
You just got a mere GLIMPSE of what is to come, my delusional little mumu.
We've been working out during hibernation. Can you tell?

>> No.19874512
File: 599 KB, 996x868, 556C2733-1193-4674-BECD-CF3176A1C12A.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19874512

DOW WAS DOWN 400 POINTS
ITS NOW DOWN 55 POINTS

OOOOOOOOO BEAR KEKS

>> No.19874516

>>19874334

lol what happened nigga?

>> No.19874517

2bh I think we should send China a big old "fuck you" and stop trading with them
fuck China

>>19874497
I like your brilliant posts :3

>> No.19874536
File: 175 KB, 960x745, Akemi wants to show you something, it&#039;s you.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19874536

>>19874497
It was bad, try harder.

>> No.19874538

>>19874497
i like your posts anon :3

>> No.19874546
File: 29 KB, 340x419, Merry.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19874546

is being a bear the ultimate form of cuckoldry?

>> No.19874547

>>19874334
Tell us more.
>>19874431
The Irish wolf of the wallstreet cannot lose as long as he has his lucky moon charm.

>> No.19874549

Jerome doing beautiful work. Proud of him!

>> No.19874559
File: 29 KB, 480x480, 1514773665918.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19874559

>>19874512
that's why i never bet against america

>> No.19874566

>>19874510
You better stay away from the cruise lines bobo, they don't deserve this. They provide wholesome family fun for the whole fucking family.

>> No.19874574
File: 361 KB, 1062x1019, 2573859E-4DE6-469D-856C-9D93AC35FAE7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19874574

>>19874510
That’s great bobo you look great.

Tell me though are you bullet proof

>> No.19874578

>>19874517
I’m down with that. Bring manufacturing back to the US. Our people need jobs.

>> No.19874581
File: 534 KB, 813x811, 1581641415137.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19874581

>>19874334
COME BACK
Help us learn from you mistakes
ily

>> No.19874583

>>19874546
being a bear is cleaning up your daughters chad boyfriend's cock after he is done railing her.

>> No.19874587

>>19874497
quoting eminem in 2020 is pretty cringe bro

>> No.19874608

I've seen this before.

Futures dump hard and rebound and then before the market actually opens they're worse than before

>> No.19874611
File: 34 KB, 540x378, oold5ygcwlcy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19874611

I told you with BYFC at 1.84

I told you again with KTOV at .55

Now I'ma tell you again with NIO at 7.50

Make the right move.

>> No.19874616

>>19874578
I honestly am more interested in pounding China down into the dust

>>19874549
blessed
Jerome works so hard for the good of us all

>> No.19874621

Was Apple's conference bullish?

>> No.19874622

>>19874497
Yeah, almost like you don't belong here and should consider heading back to Rebbit.

>> No.19874637

>>19874608

When was the last time futures dropped 1.5% in 20 minutes?

>> No.19874669
File: 491 KB, 1500x2002, 1473620519588.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19874669

When does the bubble pop?

>> No.19874687

>>19874669
When the last boomer drops

>> No.19874693
File: 1.49 MB, 620x770, 1581355020317.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19874693

we need to have seperate generals for bears and bulls

bears are fucking boring and lame

>> No.19874694

>>19874608
I think the odds are long that the large and megacaps dip. They are one of the last safe havens for excess cash.
Small and mid caps are about to get shit on again.
>>19874608

>>19874406
The only way TMF and TQQQ both implode is if the whole market is in tatters. That cash would have to be in the actual economy and would finally trigger the hyperinflation that money printing in the US has avoided for so long.
If that happens, there will be chaos everywhere and not just for financial workers. It is Pascal's wager.
Currently I have been rebalancing TMF gains (if they occur) into TQQQ, and TQQQ gains into gold mining stocks. If money velocity increases I rebalance either into gold.

>> No.19874697

>>19874621
Not particularly. But things can't be bearish for Apple in this environment.
The A in TINA stands for Apple.

>> No.19874700
File: 891 KB, 780x1200, 1551830680803.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19874700

>futures green

>> No.19874704

>>19874637
when was the last time futures reversed from that drop entirely to go green again?
likely never.

>> No.19874707

>>19874354
>>19874516
>>19874547
>>19874581
See that giant green dildo on /es that has no good reason for existence? That killed 15% of my portfolio

>> No.19874715
File: 158 KB, 1715x1078, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19874715

what do you call this?

>> No.19874716

>>19874704
Literally this morning

>> No.19874719

>>19874700
Bulls are just too strong. Optimism for a brave america.

>> No.19874723
File: 172 KB, 734x1017, 11792A65-5A03-48A7-A845-11572D7B1A3C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19874723

They’re just fucking with us man

>> No.19874731

SPACbois, what should i look into?

>> No.19874733
File: 595 KB, 1023x556, 1559752521733.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19874733

>>19874707
at least you still have the other 85% !!

>> No.19874735

>>19874704

Last Sunday (before this one) I believe it was we dipped to about -1% over the course of a couple hours and rose to green again a few hours later but this was insanity

Maybe another high speed robotrader flash crash?

>> No.19874736

>>19874693
Tru.
Talking about buys with the lads that play.
Fuck bobos that sit on the side and cry.
Get in the game or fuck off. Short a stock, shirt the while fucking market if you want. Just do something or get the fuck out of here

>> No.19874737

BEARS BTFO

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1275252814206447618?s=21

>> No.19874739

>>19874715
No one knows what the fuck is happening anymore
Stocks go bankrupt and go on multi day runs
Stocks release solid earnings and tank
wtf

>> No.19874742

>>19874715
Inverted erection pattern

>> No.19874743

>>19874715
Panic selling and investors buying the dip.

>> No.19874744

>>19874611
>Trading a Chinese company let alone a Chinese car company
No

>> No.19874748

>>19874715
The Ackman 2: Navarro Boogaloo "Trade war is coming to a theater near you"

>> No.19874764
File: 186 KB, 828x848, C1FFE81A-4969-4816-A324-FE10A4A14749.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19874764

>> No.19874771

>>19874737
What the fuck, there was a headline earlier that the deal was off the table now it's up again?

>> No.19874772
File: 68 KB, 800x450, show-azusa-the-money.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19874772

what are the implications of the dead china trade deal on US markets?

https://www.investing.com/news/economy/white-house-adviser-navarro-says-china-trade-deal-is-over-2209266

im invested exclusively in TQQQ/GOOGL/AMZN and Walmart (10% gold) so I feel ok, but are anons thinking?

>> No.19874777

>>19874194
based

>> No.19874780
File: 52 KB, 365x500, 1374179551313.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19874780

How's everyone feeling about IVR? And AMPY? Those are my two heaviest bags at the moment but they both seem to have some potential green in the future

>> No.19874782

>>19874764
Inb4 5 minutes later WHO >>19874764
says corona virus will kill half of earth, followed by rescinding that half an hour later.

>> No.19874783

>>19874736
Why are you so angry, bro? We’re all here to gamble. Some people like to bet the odds and some don’t. It’s normal.

>> No.19874784

>>19874764
>phoneposting
>phoneposting with nearly dead battery

>> No.19874796

>>19874693
thats a cute squid

>> No.19874799

>>19874764
>>19874772
Can't even make up their minds or did they reverse their decision of revoking the deal after seeing the futures plunge?

>> No.19874800

>>19874723
I swear to god I'm going to find this fucker

>> No.19874803

>trump: ohhh fuugggggg trump international losing gorillion of dollars a day. hmm wait a minute, Peter get over here I need you to do me a quick favor

>> No.19874804
File: 1.93 MB, 480x268, giphy (3).gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19874804

>>19874737
SOONER THAN I THOUGHT

>> No.19874809

>>19874780
What was the appeal of IVR versus, say, BEP?

>> No.19874812

>>19874780
Fuck ivr

>> No.19874822
File: 226 KB, 1440x2960, W8DBI0E.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19874822

I bought 1000 shares of KOS at 0.93 and sold 10 Oct 16 2020 2.5 C for 0.30 a piece. KOS just dipped below a dollar I feel like I can just sit on my position because I only lose money if it goes sub 0.63 but like I could realize a literal 100%+ profit if I liquidated my position.

What do biz?

>> No.19874826
File: 260 KB, 517x587, Bears_BTFO.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19874826

>>19874723
lmao

>> No.19874827

Convince me that the stock market is not a blood cult. Every day that the deaths increase parabolically, the markets go up.

>> No.19874828

>>19874799
I mean maybe...
but they would have had to know that kind of announcement would easily take 1.5% off the futures. There's no way that it wouldn't!

fuck China
Let Navarro handle them

>> No.19874833

>>19874822
Just dipped below 2 dollar not one I meant

>> No.19874844

>>19874809
BEP has a much higher price and much less potential for turning a profit compared to IVR, otherwise they have nothing to do with one another, right?

>>19874812
Bought the top huh?

>> No.19874852
File: 63 KB, 286x278, 1581912338881.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19874852

Do many futties bobos underwater, damn that must suck

>> No.19874858

>>19874828
>There's no way that it wouldn't!
Every bigboy analyst has been forecasting shit wrong for weeks, I wouldn't give them that much of a doubt.

>> No.19874860

>trade deal is done
>no it isnt!

Did they just lie or what?

>> No.19874869
File: 20 KB, 358x358, previewfile_929623469.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19874869

>you just realised Donald Trump is watching S&P 500 futures with us.

>> No.19874870
File: 242 KB, 1440x2960, ewWOfFh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19874870

>>19874833
>>19874822
Pic I meant to post

>> No.19874875

>>19874783
I'm sorry. My rage is only for the 100% cash gang bears. Why the fuck anybody going to hold cash is beyond me.
Cash is the most worthless thing to have. Keep a bit for bills and purchases, but evey cent left after bills and fun should be working for you.
Thus thread is for stocks, but many other assets exist.
Cash gang can fuck off. Bears can eat my ass so long as they take a position in something and play with the bulls. No sitting out!

>> No.19874878

>>19874827
you're next, anon

>> No.19874881

>>19874715
the
>panic over navarro
>buy kudlow's bullshit like good little sheep
V

>> No.19874882

>>19874860
I guess we’ll have to hear it from Xi Jinping himself.

>> No.19874886

>>19874715
I am the ink of my printer
Unlimited money works

>> No.19874892
File: 665 KB, 560x720, feelings.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19874892

Sometimes I imagine I can see the stock market into the future but never told anyone and turned a tiny sum into a huge one. I day dream about not having to wageslave and people taking me seriously. Then I wake up.

>> No.19874898

navarro really is a fucking retard.

>> No.19874903

>>19874860

News is a fuckin Jewish joke and can’t be trusted at all.

>> No.19874908

>>19874860
Lie? Them? No way.

>> No.19874926
File: 14 KB, 400x300, 1572389743897237.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19874926

>>19874764
APOLOGIZE.
4 MORE YEARS
DOW TO 50K

>THERE ARE PEOPLE ON /BIZ/ WHO STILL DOUBT DONALD J PUMP

>> No.19874929

>>19874892
just buy good stocks
it takes longer but it still feels good

>>19874898
I like Navarro ~

>> No.19874937

>>19874892
this weekend I had stress dreams about options two nights in a row

held contract prices suddenly tanking, accidentally fatfingering robinhood and writing naked calls, the whole bit

>> No.19874944

>>19874875
What's your suggestion for people that don't really want to gamble on stocks but also don't want to sit on cash? Personally I've got money invested in stocks but also like 10k just sitting in a bank account. It feels stupid to just spend it on stuff or only save it, but there's not a lot of options

>> No.19874946

>>19874926
Fuck this guy and fuck you for voting for him

>> No.19874949
File: 84 KB, 723x580, chink.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19874949

>>19874357
china can go fuck themselves. i'm sure india is more than happy to take over everything and they actually speak english over there.

it'll be a few rough transitional years and then things would be much better than they used to be. as a bonus china is weakened substantially as a global power.

>> No.19874955

>>19874882
>yfw xi calls off the deal just to tank the US market

>> No.19874958

>>19874860
Fuck them

>> No.19874961

>>19874929
you can like retards anon but that don't change the fact the guy needs to get diagnosed.

>> No.19874965

>>19874946
a million times better than the alternative

>> No.19874967

>>19874780
>IVR
Stats came out "good" but something doesn't sit right. Get the feeling the numbers were January through March rather than April through June. Which means the impact from covid was likely 0 and the real numbers that hurt them most wont be seen until September. Plus their dividend is 2 pennies, pretty low dividend for how much a share costs.

>> No.19874968
File: 3.19 MB, 720x404, 1587959284781.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19874968

>>19874926
I wish he was our prime minister. TSX would grow bigly.

>> No.19874972

>>19874926
He has my vote

>> No.19874974

>>19874944
That’s more of a financial adviser question lol. Don’t ask people here for financial advice.

>> No.19874980
File: 40 KB, 684x390, Screenshot (1399).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19874980

was watching a movie with my mom.
what the fuck....
i mean i read the marketwatch talk about trade advisor saying the trade deal was over, but what the fuck.....

>> No.19874984

>>19874946
im actually going to go out and get registered to vote and vote for him just because of this post

>> No.19874985
File: 18 KB, 400x400, Of Steel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19874985

>>19874715
buying the dip

>> No.19874986

>>19874980
Just a prank.

>> No.19875001
File: 279 KB, 1280x720, 1592266279870.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19875001

>>19874715
Futures classic misquoted or out of context doomy headline followed by amendment to headline and clarification that it ain't, in fact, all that doomy. Or doomy at all.

>> No.19875002
File: 82 KB, 703x586, 12B108D7-95A7-45A6-8195-37EF99A1385F.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19875002

Holy kek

>> No.19875003

>>19874869
He may be in this very thread

>> No.19875004
File: 1.88 MB, 1242x2208, E999654C-F64B-4B02-AAB5-6860D48FB88B.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19875004

>>19874453
Guys super important WKHS DD from OG WKHS chad

Pence is coming for the truck reveal
USPS confirmed
WKHS is going last $10....WE DID IT BOYS

>> No.19875011

>>19874700
i'm so fucking lonely, bros

>> No.19875015

Futures traders were so spooked by the flash crash they don't like the 3120 level anymore.

>> No.19875019
File: 16 KB, 300x300, XiCallinU.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19875019

>>19874961
If I'm a doctor, I'm diagnosing Pete with a case of "being right about China" and prescribing him more powers to enable him to fuck their lying chink riceholes

>> No.19875021

>>19874944
Buy or start a business.
Offer loans to others that with to start a business.
Hell, buy gold or collectables even. Cash loses to inflation, useless beyond your short term needs. Cashnis only for having liquidity. Anything beyond can be locked in a GIC or other terrible return investments. Just get a return in the end, always be growing even if it's stupid slowly. All adds up in the end.
Cash a shit.

>> No.19875036

>>19874980
what movie did you watch

>> No.19875040
File: 21 KB, 480x270, concern.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19875040

god damn these pj traders have nuts of iron.
then again calling bullshit on this news is probably wise, not like it actually changes anything

>> No.19875058

>>19874968
Yes. Please annex Canada. I want papa Trump to be our PM too.

>>19874974
Legit. I am not a wise man. My ideas may lead to death as likely as they may lead to glory.

>> No.19875061

>>19875040
It’s Batman lol.

>> No.19875062

https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/credit-suisse-ag-announces-its-intent-to-delist-and-suspend-further-issuances-of-its-velocityshares-etns-301080971.html


>valuations more out of wack than 2000 dot com crash
>second wave starting to hit america
>credit suisse stops offering tvix
>dont worry bros keep buying stocks only go up ;)

ummmm bros.... is this a sign? why it get cut now... they think it will go up lots?????

>> No.19875068

Well boys, I’m thinking of exiting my VOO position and transferring my Fidelity money to RH so I can day trade options with enough equity to avoid the PDT limits. What say you all

>> No.19875072

And we’re back to 310-312 for the rest of the week

>> No.19875078
File: 56 KB, 650x503, EFBE5C4F-5BB5-4550-8782-30D7920DCBDF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19875078

>>19875004
Hes gonna hook a fag up to the battery to test its strength. If he comes out strait the deals on.

>> No.19875081

>>19874944
Preferred stock: PFF is ticker
Stock is in the name but it’s not a stock....mostly income security

Pays a 5% dividend and it’s issued by TBTF banks AKA jpows got your back.

>> No.19875086

>>19874967
I agree, although it was somewhat encouraging to see that they paid off all of their debt and retained some ability to generate profit going forward. Either way, hoping to at least break even over the summer and get out before their September earnings.

>>19875021
Been trying to think of a business I could start and operate by myself, no great ideas so far but that would be ideal

>> No.19875085

>>19875036
Molly's Game
actually pretty good, well written with smart characters.

>> No.19875091

>>19875068
So long as we get updates at least weekly.
Let us enjoy your losses. We can discuss what we all learn together.

>> No.19875097

>>19875062
Welcome to the largest pump and dump in human history.

>> No.19875101

>>19875062
Nothingburger ×2 equals nothing burger

>> No.19875117

>>19875004
The U.S wants to push an American company to supply electric trucks for USPS, this one is already in the bag if Pence is coming

>> No.19875120

>>19875086
I'm dying to find a business idea. I made an LLC last week hoping to find some idea now

>> No.19875126
File: 170 KB, 1242x2208, 972CD610-6A01-45AA-A443-5DDC981D7521.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19875126

When they announce USPS and WKHS goes to $20 it’s going to be so cash.

>> No.19875131

>>19874737
Based donnie. Has his phone attached to him always. Ready to respond immediately.

>> No.19875133
File: 33 KB, 573x762, sexy-camel-toe-pics-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19875133

>>19874715
Camel toe pattern. Means we're all getting pussy short term

>> No.19875137

>>19875101
so its a coincidence that tvix got cut right as stocks hit most overvalued historic levels??? maybe they predicting volatility will spike and want to screw us???

>> No.19875136

wtf is that honk BS

proper new thread soon pls

>> No.19875148

>>19875001
are you from gbpen

>> No.19875155

>>19874980
MarketWatch is just Bobo's. Dom and gloom. I stopped reading it. To sensationalistic

>> No.19875157

>>19875126
Based

>> No.19875160

>>19875086
I too struggle to come up with a business idea worth trying.
Try looking at what is for sale, check what your community needs, try a city or province/state business investment group.
Look for a partner or mentor. See if any new grads need seed capital for a small venture.

>> No.19875164

>>19875081
Looks nice and stable long term but what the fuck is it actually tracking?

>>19875120
Great start at least, already having an LLC. I've got one set up to do music related work but for obvious reasons that's kind of shit the bed at the moment

>>19875126
nice play bruhah

>> No.19875174
File: 342 KB, 840x573, yotsucrab.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19875174

>futures red

>> No.19875181

>>19875137
You can still trade volatility with other instruments. I assume it is not worth it for CS to maintain this ETN due to regulations

>> No.19875183

>>19875164
It’s an index of preffered stock issued by big banks. If you go to etf.com and type in the ticker it will give you the full holdings.

>> No.19875185
File: 149 KB, 1931x897, Unt124itled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19875185

>>19874306
with eSports not going anywhere, why would one not buy options for ETFs??

>> No.19875190

I invested in LTM and now they disappeared . Is this normal ? Latam airlines

>> No.19875191

>>19875174
I love the crab. Just need my newest stock pick to dip a little more...
Got a nice bottom on two so far, a green crab is a cute crab

>> No.19875194

>>19875174
Are you on HRT yet?

>> No.19875200

>>19875164
PFF is a collection of bonds, mainly BB and B, so slightly above junk, mixed with 10% absolute trash and 11% equities

>> No.19875214

>>19874736
>Short a stock, shirt the while fucking market if you want.
I know I am, bitch nigga.

>> No.19875227

>>19875185
Goddamn that really makes it look too easy. Good thing I've got options trading turned off, otherwise I'd probably lose my entire ass

>>19875190
anon I....

>>19875200
>>19875183
So worth investing in or better to keep playing meme stocks from smg?

>> No.19875231

>>19875137
They're just limiting their liabilities. The inverse gold and silver etfs will just be black holes in the future.

>> No.19875235

>>19874980
>imagine getting your Stonk news from anywhere except /pol/lite aka /biz/.

The hivemind is real anon, the sooner you realize we're living in the matrix, and we shift timelines as we please, the sooner you'll go from bear to bull.

"You see how I maneuver this game, I ain't stupid. I recognized that life was a dream and I dream lucid."

Either you're apart of global consciousness or your out of touch.

>> No.19875254

>>19875235
Post the dot.

>> No.19875268

>>19875185
Because that bubble is going to pop hard af when they realize it's actually only a small % of video game players that have any interest in watching others play video games.

>> No.19875270

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMRWsOvFwP4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mn77gzjBl1U

>> No.19875283

No but I'm not kidding guys, really fuck anime

>> No.19875304
File: 1.90 MB, 400x267, come at me.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19875304

>>19875283
anime posters just need to stop posting girls like a bunch of fucking trannies
anime is fine

>> No.19875306
File: 1.43 MB, 1280x720, 3yvHab8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19875306

>>19875283
fuck you bro

>> No.19875312

>>19875227
I bought a few intel calls months ago and get a nice return, but that's it.. desu I'm scared of draining the company payroll xD

>> No.19875325
File: 166 KB, 788x588, doorchoke.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19875325

>>19875185
>that volume
>that fucking bid/ask spread
are you fucking insane?

>> No.19875328

>>19875227
You can invest if you feel comfortable with 5% a year. In the current market their holdings are diversified and would probably be bailed out anyway.

You can also check QYLD for decent downside protection and 12% div yield but those are Nasdaq components so you have correlation to the index.

>> No.19875331

>>19875254
The dot is a lie. That's based solely on the number of people who google it at any given time. You fundamentally misunderstand conciousness and how we're connected. It's not measured by a website.

>> No.19875335

>>19874980
Trade deal was always dead Beijing would never keep to any deal.

>> No.19875348
File: 332 KB, 500x550, 1592755260257.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19875348

Start doing covered calls, anon. Everyday will be green!

>> No.19875357

>>19875331
>That's based solely on the number of people who google it at any given time
So you really haven't looked into it huh

>> No.19875366

>>19874723
I lost time of how many times these fucks redacted their statement

>> No.19875388
File: 29 KB, 425x567, 1230005348921.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19875388

>>19875325
this is why I should stay away from anything other than government bonds. I'm too retarded to know what that means :(

>> No.19875396

>>19875328
QYLD doesn't look bad at all, assuming the major market players don't go belly up. Might throw some cash at that one

>> No.19875408

>>19875388
>gov bonds
>Buying return free risk in 2020
NGMI

>> No.19875411
File: 130 KB, 1000x1000, chritchan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19875411

>>19875133
Anon... am I gonna have to call the cops on you. That picture is very suspicious. I don't like it.

>> No.19875416

>>19875357
>no-no that's not how it works! It's a random number generator that measure everyone's feelings towards the random number!

Ok sheep boy. It's a Hasbro children's game and you're getting played.

>> No.19875420
File: 849 KB, 800x687, snibs3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19875420

>>19875148
>gbpen
i don't know what this is

>>19875174
and now green!

>> No.19875425

>>19874715
cup and handle duh

>> No.19875431
File: 23 KB, 640x480, Fri Oct 11 00-44-42.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19875431

>>19875408
I'll just give my money to blm or a foodbank, I guess.. I'm too dumb for the stock market :/

I just thought esports was lucrative for some reason.

>> No.19875452

>>19875416
The random number generators aren't measuring anything you ding dong. The fact that a bunch of them all over the world tend to sync up (or not) around the same time as major global events should at the least be interesting to you

>> No.19875455

>>19875408
It's risk free once YCC comes in.

>> No.19875462
File: 1.27 MB, 202x196, 0326CC63-0264-49FD-895C-239B394E38B9.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19875462

>>19874420
Honestly dont know why there isnt more IDEX talk here. Every bull should be in this shit. Doubled my portfolio today like a CHAD.

>> No.19875463

>>19875254
Anyone taking a metaphysical concept and turning it into the physical world is a fucking idiot, and ultimately makes a fool of themselves. The giant gaping hole in logic behind the dot is painfully obvious; How is a RNG at all a measure of human consciousness...? Oh yeah, it's not. It's the most absurdly retarded shit ever. Why not use numbers actually generated by a human mind in some way? Oh yeah because that would actually be difficult to maintain, and actually have a point as a result.

>> No.19875465

what stock should i buy on opening

it was my birthday yesterday and my dad celebrated by birthday more than his father's day

I wanna go green so i can get my dad a late fathers day gift for being a great dad

>> No.19875468

>>19875425
Cup base length is at least 7 weeks long can last months.

>> No.19875475

>>19875185
How do you get the options enabled on the desktop? I get it on my phone but if I log in to my computer I don’t see options

>> No.19875480

>>19875126
>When
it's not even 100% that USPS will pick them though is it? there's 3 other companies competing .. I was considering going all in until I found out there are other companies and it's not just that it's being delayed

>> No.19875490
File: 538 KB, 999x562, Discovering Phosphorus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19875490

Fucking Navarro

Is a little professionalism too much to ask for?
What the hell happened? It didn't tank futures nearly as much as I would have expected.

>>19872657
>BUT WHY PEE
because it's dirty but nonsexual, and animegirl pee just looks cute, and they get all embarrassed about it. And it's of tremendous alchemical, metaphysical, and medical significance.

Also the meme Abaccio Tea has made it have massive meme potential, and it can be used as a valuable source of minerals like phosphorous and valuable electrolytes in dire situations, and helpful for tanning animal skins and other such uses.

And anything that has to do with the vulva of a healthy young lady usually has hormonal benefits for a healthy man. Eat pussy, get ripped. Drink piss, ???

>> No.19875493

Wait until sanctions are announced, then hell will be visited upon us.

>> No.19875494
File: 95 KB, 500x333, everything-on-duke.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19875494

>>19874559
Always bet on America

>> No.19875512

>>19875465
Msft. We are riding off into the bull yonder. $210 next, then onwards.

>> No.19875527
File: 412 KB, 517x468, Screenshot (1400).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19875527

if you don't listen metal watching futures i just don't know what the fuck you think you're doing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnMgUBZ3H9c

>> No.19875534
File: 39 KB, 222x302, Screen Shot 2020-06-22 at 8.13.46 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19875534

i was thinking today about spirit airlines getting caught bumping passengers. $300k is a huge fine but it was a calculated risk. they're aware of the laws, so for them to risk bumping passengers makes me think they're desperate. curious is we will see the budget airlines go bankrupt.

this video on budget airlines is relevant. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=069y1MpOkQY

>> No.19875548

>>19875527
busy watching a lex fridman podcast

>> No.19875560

>>19875452
Random numbers syncing up with major events? If I roll a die x times a day every second of every day, there is an exponential chance that they will tie together at some point. That's straight probability you rube. That's literally the entire basis of Murphy's law.

>> No.19875570

>>19875527
Currently on a big bluegrass kick which is metal with a banjo

>> No.19875574

>>19875534
As far as DOT/TSA fines go, 300K is really not that much. I had a fine levied against just me of 50K by the TSA, took a whole lot of begging and pleading to get them to finally waive it.

>> No.19875575

>>19875465
WHKS

America’s Electric Truck Vehicle

>> No.19875579

>>19875534
spirit is in a better position than most of the other airlines, budget or otherwise

>> No.19875581
File: 58 KB, 828x1003, cn6xxlfq6c651.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19875581

Are SPACs a meme?

>> No.19875586
File: 1.31 MB, 498x278, Very confused.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19875586

>>19875490
I admire the fact that you responded to what I said nearly two threads ago. I don't really know how to respond to a man hell bent on consuming female pee in a "nonsexual" manner. So, I guess all I can say is enjoy drinking your girl pee, you utter degenerate.

>> No.19875597

>>19875581
Yeaaaaaa totally.

>> No.19875602
File: 62 KB, 446x361, 1325209771949.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19875602

>>19875560
hurrr durrr yeah ur right, one guy rolling dice all day is exactly the same thing why didn't I think of that thank u so much for the scholarly hypothesis

>> No.19875661

>>19875452
Yeah, and who decides exactly what qualifies as a "major global event"? Because I'd be willing to be my whole KTOV stack that the numbers start to "sync up" which in and of itself can mean whatever arbitrary pattern you've decided means they're "synced", and then you start looking for something that you could consider a "major global event" to pair it with. Fuck how dumb can you kids be.

>> No.19875675
File: 21 KB, 721x455, 1581888923037.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19875675

>>19875579
>>19875574
thanks for the info. that's why i ask before i do potentially dumb things lol. also that barstool sports guy is trying to make $save into a meme it's super cringe but might work.

>> No.19875693

>>19875661
Why are you trying so hard?? Just read the very publicly available information about the project and you'll see how fucking mouthbreathingly retarded you sound

>> No.19875702

an omen

>> No.19875723
File: 71 KB, 668x320, Screenshot (1401).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19875723

>>19875534
>budget airlines
allegiant is currently dabbing

>> No.19875731
File: 2.73 MB, 2400x1800, A04A23C9-2D40-4F48-BD6B-26D20F65A7B8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19875731

Damn.
So is the key to this frothy market just buying garbage that gets shilled and hoping it goes parabolic, then getting the fuck out before the inevitable crash? Does PTG have it right?

>>19875586
(It’s memes bro)

>> No.19875747
File: 38 KB, 684x304, Screenshot (1402).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19875747

ranging down.....down.....
uh oh bullies :)

>> No.19875769

Lows always happen on the aftermarket/premarket. Clarifications and soothsayings happen before the market opens to achieve gap ups.

>> No.19875778

>>19875693
Yes let me read an absurdly long drawn out hypothesis entirely based on the absurd concept that human minds are effecting random number generators, where absolutely no explanation or evidence is shown for that. Here's a question Einstein, even if they are syncing up during the defitionless "major global event" what evidence is there that it's human consciousness at play...? Oh yeah, fucking 0. You do understand this shit has been going on for decades, and produced jack shit as a result, right?

>> No.19875786

Rode IVR, BYFC and KTOV for some nice profits. What's the next one

>> No.19875804
File: 17 KB, 710x409, 1514764461820.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19875804

>>19875675
theres more of these eh?

>> No.19875831

>>19875786
WHKS

>> No.19875855

>>19875001
Stayed up all night yesterday, cnn had "futures down as covid cases rise"
Then "futures flat as covid cases rise", then by 3 or 4 am the same article turned into "futures rise as covid cases rise"

>> No.19875874
File: 54 KB, 676x581, 1554839962655.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19875874

>>19875855
markets thing as thing

>> No.19875875
File: 19 KB, 480x283, 1576591561554.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19875875

>>19875804

>> No.19875884

>>19875786
You pulled out of KTOv waay too early, and are probably too late to bother with WKHS. I'd watch OPES, they're supposed to sign a binding merger deal after signing a non-binding letter a couple of weeks ago, this is a big one. NOVS is another blank check company, very early, but good tech leadership running it looking for a 5g buyout/merger, I'd start stacking it now before you hear about it on /biz in a month or 2.

>> No.19875895
File: 15 KB, 837x649, 1576591892020.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19875895

>>19875804
.

>> No.19875904

>>19875527

Metal is gay. Rock is dead.

>> No.19875911

>>19875778
Goddamn human incompetence is boundless. Do you just not have any curiosity? The "explanation or evidence" is literally what you're refusing to read so you should probably calm your sour tits and find something else to rustle your retarded jimmies

>> No.19875920

>>19875904
You know what else is gay? Anime.

>> No.19875921
File: 1.47 MB, 714x1288, 1585016534886.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19875921

>>19875131
>>19874737
Politics was so boring under Barry Soetero

>> No.19875927
File: 232 KB, 793x2510, 1549332847029.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19875927

>>19875875
>>19875895
very nice ty sir

>> No.19875933
File: 265 KB, 1365x2048, Bian2785819846.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19875933

another 9 hour wait until market open

staying up

have to see the market or im not happy

>> No.19875934
File: 35 KB, 630x420, Bill-ackman-Getty.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19875934

(((bill ackman))) literally made BILLIONS lying about the severity of covid

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Ackman#COVID-19_hedge_&_controversial_CNBC_interview

>Ahead of the 2020 stock market crash, Ackman hedged Pershing Square's portfolio, risking $27 million to purchase credit protection, insuring the portfolio against steep market losses. The hedge was effective, generating $2.6 billion in less than one month.

>On March 18, 2020, in an emotional interview with CNBC, Ackman called upon President Trump for a "30-day shut down" of the American economy to slow the spread of coronavirus and minimize loss of life and ensuing economic destruction resulting from the shutdown. Ackman expressed a fear for the lives of his family. He warned that without intervention, hotel stocks were “going to zero” and said that America could “end as we know it." He also cautioned U.S. companies to stop stock buyback programs because “hell is coming.” Ackman later received criticism for actively buying discounted equity stakes in the very companies he was warning would fail; however, Ackman already had realized roughly half of the gains before appearing during the CNBC interview.

NOW this is his next money move
https://www.forbes.com/sites/antoinegara/2020/06/22/billionaire-bill-ackman-hires-minority-owned-investment-banks-to-co-lead-4-billion-deal/
>Billionaire Bill Ackman Hires Minority-Owned Investment Banks To Co-Lead $4 Billion Deal
this will be a New York Stock Exchange-listed special purpose acquisition corporation for all of you faggots who made money with pumped up BLACKED stocks like Urban One, blah blah blah

>> No.19875940

>>19875911
It’s a fucking RNG dude

>> No.19875943

>>19875933

Or you could sleep and wake up and see it..

>> No.19875948
File: 13 KB, 236x236, 7931ba0d5d9284a1de9c2b7126a72a28.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19875948

>>19875911
>>19875778
>>19875693
>>19875661
>>19875452
>>19875416
>>19875357
>>19875331
>>19875254
>>19875235
nerds

>> No.19875956
File: 200 KB, 627x1025, B4A030AB-C9D7-48F4-BF58-C4259D0DA083.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19875956

>>19875934

>> No.19875967

>>19875911
No, it's not, because I've looked at it, briefly. I've searched the entire hypothesis for strict definition they go by for their calling something a "major global event", shocker they don't have one. And what evidence do they lay out for what they see being definitely human consciousness...? You're seriously acting like they have perfected a technique to measure consciousness in a real way, are you fucking 12?

>> No.19875968
File: 2.78 MB, 720x1280, s1V3qLrV9633BISk2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19875968

>>19875943
neets dont sleep

sleeping is painful

my pillows suck too and im afraid to put my ac on cold cuz my bill was 200$ one time

>> No.19875984

>>19875956

Guy should be shot

>> No.19876007
File: 40 KB, 600x600, 1592693113810.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19876007

>>19875004
this says for the Lordstown Motors CO reveal, WKHS has a stake in them but how does this relate to WKHS?

>> No.19876017

>>19875967
>significant variance on 9/11
>hurrrr durrr what's a major global event
I'm not convinced of anything but you sure do seem upset by the dot

>> No.19876022
File: 99 KB, 1080x1555, Screenshot_20200623-112036~2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19876022

>>19875004
My body is ready. Thanks for the tip last week.

>> No.19876024

>>19875933
Market opens in 4 hours if you use Webull

>> No.19876035
File: 30 KB, 480x480, eunjibuzz-1269173349680283648-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19876035

>>19876024
i tried to take my money out of well fargo and it took like 48 hours for the whole process and i think i lost like 1000$ in the process

im never switching platforms ever again

>> No.19876042
File: 33 KB, 442x558, 1528781592403.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19876042

is Sonos (SONO) really that good? citron appears to be shilling them as a buy

the only thing i remember them selling in my country are wireless speakers which definitely arent cheap

>> No.19876059

>>19875934
>>19875956
>thinks covid is much more dangerous than the market anticipates
>shorts the market
>is right
>gets cheapies
>REEEEEEEEEE CONSPIRACY WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.19876060

Is there room for a WKHS dump before Thursday's Ohio conference or is it at the bottom now

>> No.19876064

reply to this post

>> No.19876076

>>19876059

You’re up late rabbi

>> No.19876081

>>19876059
$1 ₪ has been sent to your bank account for your shilling
thank you!

>> No.19876091

>>19875934
ok this is based

>> No.19876109
File: 35 KB, 526x526, 103675143_4012058188865784_1724111038079679247_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19876109

>>19876064
Ok

>> No.19876111

>>19875934
Ackman is pretty hot with that grey hair and eyes tho.

>> No.19876132

>>19876060
Maybe an opening dip but we're headed to the moon from here. If there is a dip buy it.

>> No.19876134
File: 29 KB, 720x724, 1585860942405.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19876134

Things you should not use to make financial decisions:
>Billionaires on TV
>News media
>Jews
>random guy on /biz/

>> No.19876139

>>19876076
>>19876081
Reminder that covid is still much more dangerous than the market anticipates and no amount of BRRRR can give value to a company which only exists on paper :^)

>> No.19876140

>>19876134
I trust random shitposters on /biz/ more than the other three groups combined.

>> No.19876141

>>19875884
I'll look into those. Figured I was too late on wkhs. Think it's too late to hop back into KTOV?

>> No.19876148
File: 388 KB, 2400x1800, xinny winnie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19876148

>>19876024
>giving your docs to winnie
c'mon, anon

>> No.19876157

>>19876140
This. At least the random retard on /biz/ is interesting and says something I wouldn't hear on the other 3.

>> No.19876184
File: 148 KB, 893x1360, 71jjxA3ptVL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19876184

Picked up this book today, hopefully I can learn from the masters.

>> No.19876189

>>19876060
>ah yes, I will wait for when the building to be set on fire so that I can finally go in

Is this really a trading strategy bros?

>> No.19876194

>>19876141
Honestly I doubt it, but I'd go small stack and out pretty quickly. I've got 4300 shares I'm trying to hit 2 with. Could be optimistic, but also way lower than what others are looking for from it.

>> No.19876210
File: 27 KB, 297x600, 186.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19876210

>>19876134
What do you base your decisions on then? Or are you just saying direct recommends are the bullshit and str8 fax are trustworthy?
You casting bones?

>> No.19876212
File: 9 KB, 259x195, download.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19876212

Balls deep in TWIN
Twin disk is a litttle know stock with small volume
However there have been some large insider buys as of late

>> No.19876213

I just found a youtube video entitled "Turning $100 Into $1 Million Episode 23".

I was slightly curious so I skipped ahead in the video and this dude has a $170 balance lmfao.

How are you only +$70 after 23 episodes?

here's where it gets even more wild

here he is with TRUMP: https://www.instagram.com/p/9o4y_PicKj/

and Gary Vee: https://www.instagram.com/p/B5Y0vePFvSV/

fess up, which one of you /biz/tards is this?

>> No.19876236
File: 583 KB, 2048x1536, GU9UDAPINK-1100372614483189760-0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19876236

>>19876213
well imagine if it was 100k he started with and had 170k

wouldnt be laughing now

>> No.19876249

>>19876213
Once I tried looking into Robinhood YouTube videos, 99% of the ads were “ARE YOU TIRED OF BEING POOR? WATCH MY VIDEOS AND SEE HOW YOU CAN TURN YOUR $1000 INTO A MILLION LIKE ME” while he poses in front of a beach house or sports car. Like it’s so laughable.

>> No.19876260

>>19876213
Don't advertise this faggy shit here

>> No.19876261
File: 350 KB, 1128x1128, mamaidle-1268993230936387586-0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19876261

>>19876249
dont ever open tik tok dude they have people revving their lambos and saying "i wonder why the neighbors hate me"

and then "my best friends rich check" and then shows off their california mansion

and giving like 10,000$ to a mcdonalds employee

its the worst culture humanity and america will burn for this

>> No.19876264
File: 225 KB, 1080x1920, 82407232_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19876264

>>19875934
>>19875984

He literally said IN THE INTERVIEW that he was buying hotel stocks, and he did. If we had listened closer and acted less emotionally, we would probably have realized this for the moment of capitulation that would be indicative of nearing a bottom.

>But in Thursday’s missive, Ackman maintains that he didn’t boost or weaken his gains by going on TV. He writes that he had already realized roughly half of the profits on his trades at the time of the CNBC interview. The rest was realized on March 23, and in that five-day period, there was little change to the value of the trade that he did not unwind, Ackman said

Interesting, I have no idea how he bet on credit spreads widening, must be some sort of complex swap thing.

Credit spreads peaked on March 23rd kek. I can't really blame him for taking advantage of the fucked up system that makes cable news important. I blame myself for not seeing more clearly what was happening. I blame myself for that friday thinking something like "oh fuck I know we're going down further, why don't I just sell." Luckily I had been buying other shit to replace the shit I sold at the bottom.
>>19876157
>He doesn't find books on finance and economics interesting

>> No.19876265

>>19876213
>Kohn
there's your answer right there.

>> No.19876270

>>19876249
It's so ubiquitous because retards STILL shell out hundreds to buy these retards' books and videos.
Poor fags will never learn it's better to just go in and learn for yourself.

>> No.19876272
File: 359 KB, 828x835, F4841311-7CB2-47A1-AC34-37E7FE09938C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19876272

can next thread be a classic throwback using pic related please

>boat nigger storage

>> No.19876275

RE: TVIX, etc. delisted
>NEW YORK, June 22, 2020 /PRNewswire/ -- Credit Suisse AG announced today its intention to delist and suspend further issuances of the following Exchange Traded Notes (the "ETNs")
>As of June 10, 2020, there were issued and outstanding the following:
> 2,448,000 Inverse ETNs ($30,600,000 in stated principal amount).
> 705,820 Long ETNs ($17,645,500,000 in stated principal amount).
> 8,938,280 2x Long ETNs ($22,345,700,000,000,000 in stated principal amount).

That last number is staggering. 22 Quadrillion. What the fuck is going on here?

>> No.19876282
File: 590 KB, 1385x2048, answcers-1213152351361650688-0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19876282

mr beast is honestly a piece of shit

imagine teaching little kids that money is worthless and you can just give people 1 million dollars because he delivered you pizza

>> No.19876284

>>19875004
What is peak all in whks play? As many july 7.5 calls as possible?

>> No.19876296

>SCREAMING BLOOD RED PEPE.GIF
Mods ban stonk crypto thread it’s annoying to look for smg and waste precious nano seconds by that scam pnd

>> No.19876297

>>19876213
He's still up 70%, that's better than most people. What new traders tend to do wrong is focus on the net amount instead of the percentages. Let compounding do its work. Assuming he's following an actual trading plan and not randomly gambling, then it's fine.

>> No.19876299

>>19876017
Yes I'm so extremely upset by the dot. WOAH!!!!! NOW THAT FUCKING CHANGES EVERYTHING!!!! THAT DEFINITELY PROVES THAT EVERY "MAJOR GLOBAL EVENT" GENERATES SUCH READINGS AND THAT "MAJOR GLOBAL EVENTS" ARE THE ONLY TIME SUCH READINGS ARE SEEN, AND THAT BECAUSE THESE RNGS ARE "SYNCED" AT THIS MOMENTS ?????? DEFINITELY HUMAN CONSCIOUSNESS

Let me guess, now I'm double upset because I also used caps? You're an insufferable faggot who can't do anything but say
> read da study
> why u mad tho
I've again, read it briefly. It again operates entirely on the premise that what they are seeing is due to human consciousness, with not an attempt to explain how that's rational. There's no set or standard definition for what qualifies as a global event, and what doesn't. I'm not upset in the least bit, and you can believe it if you'd like to, but when you post it on an Mongolian fish exchange bidding site as a valid method, well you should expect pushback on such a childish concept.

>> No.19876308

>>19876275
Fuck that's a lot. On the level of can't-literally-imagine-how-much-that-is. Definitely Mountain Jew tricks at the end of the day, as that amount of money doesn't exist.

>> No.19876334

>>19876284
Who knows really
Its target is around 10 and its been climbing but now zoomers are in on it and if we know anything it could jump like TSLA and NKLA
I plan to pull out around 10 or atleast watch it if it spikes, im comfortable with an over 100% return lol

>> No.19876346
File: 84 KB, 1600x900, 82173301-FB8D-4B3D-91D4-3E2C2ADFCB69.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19876346

>>19874420
>>19875462
>hold my bags
>please
>i shill them everywhere
>they keep finding their way back
>ahurrr

>> No.19876348
File: 30 KB, 512x512, jdtT9iYzNAvA-_port.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19876348

>>19876275
>$22,345,700,000,000,000
literally what the fuck

>> No.19876352

>>19876308
who pays for tvix gains LOL

if the money doesnt exist

>> No.19876359

>>19876275
Is that 22 gorillion dollars

>> No.19876365

>>19876017
Actually, I take everything I said back, they at least admit they're entirely full of shit and can't explain their data
> “We have little real understanding of the mechanisms that might underly the anomalous correlations found in the GCP data. Here we offer some speculations that might be useful in thinking about possible models, or in any case thought-provoking.

>> No.19876381
File: 30 KB, 640x548, 103822173_672984266617613_4239511554341586142_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19876381

Ford finna see a guaranteed pump when they show their new Bronco on the 13th

>> No.19876387

>>19876359
The only number that matters is 6 gorillion.

>> No.19876392

>>19876334
I was in it almost a year ago for 3.3x before selling for a small movement in either direction, was very small either way. I'm doing my best to just ignore it, and let it sail by as the one that got away...but knowing me I'll pull out of ktov at open and dump it in wkhs, only for ktov to moon and wkhs to crash.

>> No.19876393

>>19876381
Well...would you? I would.

>> No.19876399

Kill yourself

>> No.19876400

>>19876299
Checked. And I’m not that person u were talking to but when someone posts what u guys are talking abt I am basically always in the process of changing the timelines for one reason or another. Roll for new timeline requests

>> No.19876401

>>19876381
Sell the news, priced in, etc

>> No.19876406

>>19876381
>Ford
Their stock has always been a trash fire

>> No.19876414

>>19876392
I'm going to try for WKHS in early am, even pre market, so yes, it will crash bigly. Sorry guys.

>> No.19876431
File: 121 KB, 605x807, 99127667_176172993859104_5764602489332563968_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19876431

>>19876406
Don't doubt the meme energy. They will pump even if only for a few hours

>> No.19876453

>>19876400
Like if they opened a list of volunteers across the world who really took it seriously, and wrote down a random number everyday, I'd be marginally interested in such a thing. But a RNG computer program...? That's fucking stupid. I love the effort in putting them in nodes across the globe, as if they'd generate different numbers being on the same server in a warehouse in Arizona.

>> No.19876461
File: 775 KB, 752x1062, pecorine (princess connect! and 1 more) drawn by body_mahattaya_ginga - 4da9d96be91c502ef205a3a34a81df4f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19876461

Holy shit.
This is going to pull a complete BYND, isn't it?
Gay chinks, everyone's going to want to short it, it's going to explode higher...

Especially with the retard strength of Chink stocks lately. I keep hoping for a pullback in SMIC, but... well you go check that chart. Fucking parabolic.

>BREAKINGVIEWS-Chinese gay dating IPO makes rainbow connection
>11:05 PM ET, 06/22/2020 - Reuters

>CONTEXT NEWS
>- BlueCity Holdings, which operates China's most popular dating app for gay men, is planning to raise $50 million in a New York initial public offering, according to a prospectus filed on June 16.
>- Founded in 2011, BlueCity says it has 49 million registered users in over 210 countries. It added that it has 6 million monthly active users, 49% of them from outside China.
>- In 2014, the company raised funds from DCM Ventures and China’s Shunwei Capital at a $300 million valuation, according to media reports at the time.

>> No.19876465

>>19876352
Money’s not real, anon.

>> No.19876479

BAKING NEW BREAD

>> No.19876512

NEW

>>19876505
>>19876505
>>19876505
>>19876505
>>19876505
>>19876505

>> No.19876536

>>19876352
The buyer that bought your share. I'm pretty sure those are the hypothetical amounts including potential option payouts, no ones paying those sums to anyone they're just listing what they are delisting which includes every option call or put. They aren't paying out 22 gorillion, they're just delisting that much.

>> No.19876720
File: 4 KB, 678x91, Image4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19876720

>>19876348
>$22,345,700,000,000,000

Oh, I get it. Thre are 8,938,280 shares of TVIX, each given an arbitrary value of stated principal of $2.5 billion each. On the market thoughtyou'll get market rate which is $140... Ah, okay. Got it.

>> No.19876784

>>19876461
It's all manipulation by central governments to pick winners and losers, and fleece the investing public.