/biz/ - Business & Finance

What the fuck is a Carp in my bathtub going to do

>>19823870
crypto is very volatile

>>19823870
animal cruelty

>>19823876
Stay poor faggot

>>19823876
>he doesn't know

>>19823895
>>19823888

theyll all be dead in hours. this is even dumber than the shrimp farms

>>19823916
>jew id

>>19823870
Everything is a lie, and we are not mean to make it, not even alive

>>19823870
Hatcheries HATE him! Find out how this man figured out the SECRET of INFINITE FISH using ONLY a BATHTUB.

>>19823870
>financial secrets (((they))) don't want you to know
nice salmon

>>19823916
pff. there's more to it than that, bud.

>>19824039

>>19824209
based and redpilled

>>19823916
>the jew fears the indoor fish cultivator
you've been rumbled moshe

>>19823876
Have you ever heard of deviled caviar?
Carp on or stay poor

>>19823870
markets move with moon cycles

>>19824039
Avw, I love guineas

Selling covered calls. Or if you want to sell a stock but believe in the company long term you can sell 2022 $1 calls and collect a fat premium and buy back in if it tanks or just lock in additional profit

There is not enough gold for everyone.

>>19824321
What?

Pretending you're a gamer girl, sell your cum as "gamer girl cum".

>>19824365
Exactly. Just look into it bro. Any time you buy a stock in increments of less than 100 and don't take advantage of selling calls with a strike above your purchase price you're leaving money on the table. Like wise if you keep buying and selling into a stock its better just to sell a deep it the money call to someone so if the stock tanks $10+ you are completely insured and can buy back your deep it the money call for less. Delta on a $1 call for a stock is usually 1.0 or very close to it so it will give you downside protection on a 1:1 basis for the most part.

Index funds are retarded. Buying 100 shares of every stock in the S&P 500 and selling one weekky call is the 200 IQ index fund but you need a lot of capital to actually own 100 shares of every S&P 500 company, hence why index funds can be appealing for the little guy or people who don't want to bother with selling 500 contracts every week on 500 different stocks

>>19824435
this is your mind on drugs

>>19824435
Sell your puts in the index bro then the calls undermine the candlesticks and when the exchange goes on the brokers face they go weee wee weee and all the shit comes out there eyes it’s disgusting bro just look at it it’s everywhere

>>19824435
>not selling covered spy options

Ok now I know you’re full of shit.

>>19824564
>>19824459
>>19824493
>look into it bro

>>19824587
Eddie is so gay. He wants to suck joes dick so bad he’s literally drooling every time he’s on the show till those frothy bubbles form in the corner of his mouth. It’s so fucking gay and gross. Just suck his dick Eddie. It’s ok. Really.

>>19823870
Xrp

>>19823870
debt literally doesn't matter at all. If you don't pay a company back after 7 years you legally no longer owe them. The true redpill is debtmaxxing and then saying fuck niggers when you have millions. Get it in cash, roll out, set for life. fuck jannies

Imagine the smell

>>19823916

>>19823932
>we are not mean to make it,
You’re not kidding
https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/2566839/goldman-sachs-clients-are-reportedly-furious-that-new-daytraders-are-crushing-them-in-returns

> We have Instagram influencers and now we have Reddit influencers,” QVR’s Benn Eifert told Bloomberg. "They post a trade idea in an option, in a single name, and within an hour you see hundreds of thousands of call options placed, which is totally insane."

NOOOO!!!
THEY’RE NOT ALLOWED TO PROMOTE THEMSELVES TO MAKE MONEY
NOT THE ROBINHOOD-ERINO!!!

>>19823916
they have to be dead if you want to eat them

The Jews fear this

>>19826091
well yea because it's not kosher

>>19823870
If you paint that carp white with a red spot on its head you would have a $80.000 Koi carp fish.
Easy money.

>>19823916
>He doesn't know