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>> No.19799746

>be a kike on /biz/
>permabull
>posts meme about green dildos being the world trade centers that Israel mossad agents blew up with mini nukes
How do you fuckers sleep at night knowing we are going to Murder every Jewish specimen on planet earth

>> No.19799894

>>19799746
I don't think you're on the right board...

>> No.19800020

>>19799894
Fucking kill your self peasant .

>> No.19800043

>>19799746
high correlation between being permabull and being pro-israel pro-QEinfinity (which is basically socialism).

>> No.19800048

ATTENTION. ATTENTION. INVEST ALL YOUR MONEY IN SEA TRANSIT. THESE STOCKS ARE GOING TO MOON. THE CONFLUENCE OF INCREASED RATES AND INCREASED DEMAND WILL MAKE THEM SKYROCKET. THEY ALSO WILL BE PURCHASING LIQUIDATED DIRT CHEAP CRUISE SHIPS AND USING THEM TO TRANSPORT ACTUALLY USEFUL STUFF LIKE OIL AND CONSUMER PRODUCTS.

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>>19800048
>tankertards are back
oh no

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>>19799382
>*Bobo fags think crashes are real edition*
i mean all you have to do is look at prices three months ago but ok, let's pretend

stocks only go up

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19800089

>>19799382
MPC about to moon fellas

>> No.19800109

>>19800048
I am thoroughly convinced. Please name the stock ticker and I will buy 3 (three) shares of said stock.

>> No.19800115
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>>19799746
>implying 9/11 wasn't retaliation for our support of Israel
Read the Israel Lobby.

>> No.19800144
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19800144

you fuckos prepared for the witching hour?

>> No.19800160
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/tanker chads/ report in

>> No.19800171

>>19800115
>>19799746
>disregarding the fact that the US government knew the attack would occur and did nothing to save civilian lives
>ignoring that the absolutely perfect photo op was set up for that exact moment: Pres Bush reading a book to children, emphasizing his likability and that he couldn’t have possibly been aware that such a thing would occur.
>not posting wide-hipped anime cunny or big milky tits

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>>19800160

>> No.19800205

>>19800048
I've got 800 SHIP shares. Am I gonna make it?

>> No.19800207
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19800207

BYFC just got serious attention. From 1200 watchers to 1600 on Stocktwits right now during after hours. Everyone is buzzing about it on Twitter selling the story of a WHITE business man trying to lowball a BLACK bank owner. It’s easily gonna hit $10 fellas.

Who bought BYFC today?

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>>19800171
>govt knew attacks would occur

Sauce me up, boss. I'd believe it.

>> No.19800219
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>>19799382
How do I short america? Buffet's wrong. The country's dying, killed by too much marxism.

>> No.19800238

>>19800219
Borrow a shit ton of money and run away to South Asia.

>> No.19800239

>>19800207
Welp, I'm just gonna throw $100 with a trailing stop and see what happens. I guess all I can lose is $5.

>> No.19800245

A bunch of people here got in on it. Some bag holders who couldn't sell premarket after yesterday's bump as well.

>> No.19800294

>>19800144
Nothing’s gonna happen according to gamma hedging that I don’t understand.

>>19800217
Nice
I don’t remember, i think it might’ve been a Wikileaks dump that showed intelligence agencies trying to warn higher ups. It was played off as too many agencies getting in each others way and not trusting each other’s intelligence, something like that.

>> No.19800301

>>19800219
>Ken Frazier
This nigga made me so much money and shut in capital gains and dividends... sheeeeeeit

>> No.19800326

>futures are going red, from almost a percent up
We'll finally get a dump, bearbros.

>> No.19800339

>>19800207
>19800207
How does someone hold up a stock/lowball a business? What's going on??

>> No.19800365

hodl on wkhs bros?????

>> No.19800366
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fucking autists

>> No.19800393

>>19800339
https://www.reddit.com/r/RobinHoodPennyStocks/comments/hbdgc4/historically_black_broadway_federal_bank_byfc_in/

>> No.19800616

>>19800326
no man, we're going to crab for a couple months again until more shit reopens or more news on vaccine/treatment.

>> No.19800656

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.19800723

Give me some stocks that may be worthwhile to invest in for the following 3 to 6 months. Cant find anymore to run the numbers on that even look profitable without huge risk unlike back in April and May.

>> No.19800735

>>19800205
Ship Chad's always make it.

>> No.19800739

>>19800616
>we're going to crab for a couple months again
That's what I'm afraid of. All my calls would be obliterated by that. Premium would decay. Some of my Jul calls have already decayed bigly...in literally less than a full week.

>> No.19800749

>>19800048
Shut your mouth tankerfag

>> No.19800758

>>19800723
DFEN
oil companies
your mom

>> No.19800767

>>19800723
RioCan or H&R REIT (Canada)
different landscape compared to US REITs.

CHP REIT is sort of solid but it's already recovered for the most part because it's anchored by Loblaws stores, no more upside potential. Dunno about US but commercial real estate seems optimistic in Canada. Probably still a 2- to 3-year outlook, hopefully sooner since this disruption was artificial.

>> No.19800768

god damn it robinhood memes are true

https://www.instagram.com/OptionsBae/?hl=en

>> No.19800792

>>19800758
>oil

hehe, crude will be $30 next month. Screencap this

>> No.19800795

>>19800758
>DFEN
What kinda etf is this? I rarely touch them.

>oil companies
Already in with a lot, need to diversify it a bit into other industries.

>> No.19800804

>>19799382
>*Bobo fags think crashes are real edition*
all the negative news and yet I'm back in the green, even the news is surprised by how the market is acting.

>> No.19800821

How can I short the Dow?

>> No.19800828

>>19800792
OIL
ALWAYS
COMES
BACK
pls clap
>>19800795
https://www.direxion.com/product/daily-aerospace-defense-bull-3x-etf

>> No.19800846

Any thoughts on gold/silver miners long term? Gold/silver will always be worth something. With new tech that uses them and the increased cost and difficulty of pulling it out the earth should lead to higher prices of gold/silver, is it worth it to invest now or until we get some sort of confirmation that they're going to continue up as it's mostly been crabbing so far

>> No.19800851

that feeling when u realize TQQQ gives u all the nasdaq/ tesla exposure u cohld ever ask for. im just TQQQ 50% walmart 50% bros

>> No.19800856

>>19800767
Doesnt look like its available. Im in the usa.

>> No.19800880

>>19800048
I'm really feeling it this time.

>> No.19800906

>>19800851
I’ve been in TQQQ, SOXL for about 2 years now and in last few months NRGU. Been making loads of money.

>> No.19800944

>>19800906
nrgu scares me

>> No.19800951

>>19800828
If production stagnates for a few months followed by rapid corona progress we could very well be in for a super-cycle where we're back to obscene prices per barrel

>> No.19800994

>>19800951
Get a load of this retard.

>> No.19800998

>>19800089
Go on ...

>> No.19801004

>>19799894
nigger

>> No.19801045

Stupid question but to see if i got it right. You can buy/sell calls or puts. Buying calls or puts you at risk losing the premium at most (if it expires & is out of the money), while buying a "sell" call or put can lead to potentially infinite losses.

Using vanilla options on IG if it matters. Have 500€ i wanna throw at the clown market cause why not.

>> No.19801049

ive got a bunch of SDOW and SPXS and TVIX and SQQQ ive been bagholding for the past few weeks, hopefully the crash happens soon im already down over a grand from decay

>> No.19801058

>>19800951
They had so much overproduction they paid people to take barrels away because it was costing them so much money.
We have whole runways of parked aircraft. Do you even know who consumes oil?

I cannot wait until these featherheads get tested.

>> No.19801111

>>19801049
Inverse ETFs can't really be bagheld like that. I'd cut them once you get an opportunity.

>> No.19801485
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19801485

YOU ONLY HAD TO BUY

>> No.19801516
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>>19801485

YOU COULD HAVE PROFITED OFF THE NIGGER

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>>19800393

>> No.19801547

>>19801516
>>19801485
cute. i remember my first stock flip
bough 2100 KOS at 1.89. Sold at like 2.60+
wanna kms so bad for not just going all in when it was fucking $0.55

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>>19800393

Big moves Inc

>> No.19801587

>>19801554
CHARGE YOUR PHONE YOU WANNA SHORTEN YOUR BATTERY LIFE??

>> No.19801635

>>19800207
lol someone will just dump hard and make the the niggers company worthless and fuck over the soibois buying shares for it.

>> No.19801697
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19801697

Hello, here is my next week covered calls selection:
RAD (Rite Aid) $12.61, a 13C Jun26 nets 7% premium
BB (BlackBerry) $5.08, a 5C Jun26 nets 5% premium
NKE (Nike) $98.45, a 5C Jun26 nets 2.7% premium

Nike is probably the safest but also lowest profit potential.
BlackBerry seems most risky, but it is a tech company.
Rite Aid seems to have a lot of upside and was not majorly impacted by the previous downturn, but has high volatility.

I'm probably going to go with a combination of Rite Aide and BlackBerry. I will buy in tomorrow if its red, otherwise I will hold off until Monday.

>> No.19801707

>>19800219
Gold allows you to short the market without the risks of shorting. In fact, the more the fed intervenes, the more your underlying position becomes sound. Pick the right miners and you'll make it easy.

>> No.19801814
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19801814

Dumped life savings into byfc and gonna retire. Lambo time boys

>> No.19801878

>>19801814
Enjoy getting into the one nigger stock that will perform the way nigger stocks are supposed to.

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>>19800115
>implying israel wasn't the planner and main beneficiary of 9/11
This is unironically the worst post I've seen on /biz/ you kike faggot.

>> No.19801891

>>19801814
Imagine thinking that big money wont just dump hard to teach niggers and sois their place.

>> No.19801945

>>19800219
lets make the CEO of bloomberg black for starters

>> No.19802035

lmao no you aren't. You'll fail just like last time, and then the entire species will probably go extinct. Which may be preferable to more Neo-Liberalism, but we'll see.

>> No.19802036
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19802036

Holy shit WKHS mooning during after hours, I wish I'd bought more now

>> No.19802085

>>19801045
Pretty much, but when you sell a call your "losses" aren't really a loss at all, more like a loss of unrealized profits. I guess in theory you could have shares locked up because you sold calls on them and the stock crashes to 0, but you'd be in the same boat minus the premium you collected if you hadn't.

>> No.19802210

>>19800219
scholar Jonathan Wai estimates that about 39% of Fortune 500 CEOs are intellectually gifted. For the purpose of Wai’s study, gifted was defined as the top 1% (IQ 135+).

The black white racial IQ gap at 125 is 1:30. That is, for every 30 white guys having a 125 IQ , there is 1 black guy. Nearly half of the Fortune 500 CEO's have an IQ above 135(estimated). According to that chart, having 4 black CEO's is actually over representative.

Would be interesting to see how many of those CEOs are Jewish or Asian.

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19802336

All you had to do was listen.

>> No.19802367
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$BYFC will moon

>> No.19802382

>>19802336
Damn I hope it gets pushed down again so I can hop in.

>> No.19802392
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Jew has been named. BYFC to $20

>> No.19802414

You can keep your nigger stock.

>> No.19802432

>>19802414

>Hating money

>> No.19802599

>>19800616
Pls no June Swoon. Big Banks stress test next week, bank earnings season, and more job reports should at least get the market going in some direction.

>> No.19802696

AMC is going to skyrocket tomorrow

they're reopening

>> No.19802756

>>19802336
Are you posting the same shit on multiple threads? Stop being gay.

>> No.19802843

>>19800739
Use iron condors.

>> No.19802863

>>19801697
You’re shilling me, Smalls.

>> No.19802911

>>19802210
The smartest white men are pretty smart, I’ll give them that. But white women are universally stupid. The white race has the biggest IQ gap by gender of any other race. Explain this to me, Jonathan. Did white societies just selectively breed out intelligent women over the past few centuries?

>> No.19802946

>>19802911

We picked women for looks, that's why

>> No.19802978

The fuck is with these futures

>> No.19802990

>>19802336
>$825
Almost enough to buy your dad for an hour.

>> No.19803015

>>19802978
Futures are as fake as Bruce Jenner's tits as we have seen over the past week.

>> No.19803029

So how long are we going to hover around 26k on the Dow. This is getting boring. I'm thinking we get a pump next week.

>> No.19803039

I've never been this stressed in all my life, yet risk it for barely lunch money for a living. I hate you /biz/. I should be living life, having summer walks, having fun with the boys. Instead I'm gonna burn a fucking ulcer into my soul.

>> No.19803063

>>19803039
I spent most of my 20s serving in restaurant and fucking all my coworkers. I wouldnt trade it for the world.

>> No.19803069

>>19802911
Women who put up resistance or wandered away from camp, froze and starve to death. Being lazy and useless baby makers was a biological advantage in the hellscape that is winter in the Northern Hemisphere.

>> No.19803075

>>19803039
Blame Jerome. If he would just let the stock market tank, we’d all just be living our lives now.

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evens and green tomorrow
odds and red
dubs 5%+ move
trips breakers
quads ww3

>> No.19803100

>>19802336
I threw 250 at this earlier today just in case. What did the other blm stocks on the list blow up to like 5x?

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>futures are green
That means tomorrow will be red.

>> No.19803109

>>19803039
how fucking weak are you
just buy stable shit with good fundamentals and don't look at your portfolio for a year.

it's entirely your fault if you decide to buy into volatile shit like airliners

>> No.19803117

>>19803015
Post this weeks Bruce Jenner leak I missed it. Asking for a friend

>> No.19803121

>>19803090
quints and tankers will finally stop being worthless

>> No.19803125

can we never talk about BYFC ever again? obvious pump and dump

>> No.19803135

>>19799382
The market was so boring today I fell asleep

>> No.19803143

>>19803125
/smg/ is 50% people trying to mislead people into investing in the dumbest shit and 50% people investing in the dumbest shit. What some of what you're witnessing here is the rare PUMP AND HOLD (see: the defunct tanker stonks general).

>> No.19803145

>>19803069
I think high IQ is a recessive trait. If smart breeds with stupid, three out of four kids will turn out retarded. This explains the decay of western civilization.

>> No.19803159

>that aftermarket pump
Green day tomorrow? If my calls pop off again, I can afford to buy a new car!

>> No.19803162

>>19803143
are you saying there are some good stocks people list here and should just be held?

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>>19803145
probably balances out

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>>19800089
>Couche-Tard Inc.

>> No.19803190

The day of reckoning is June 28th.

>> No.19803191

>>19803090
Dubs and all my stocks are up 20% tomorrow

>> No.19803200

>>19803162
unironically TSM but people just see that it is at almost ATH and hesitate to enter despite its fundamentals.
50% of my portfolio is in TSM instead of an index ETF.
semiconductors are the future and no one does it better than TSM.

>> No.19803203

>>19803167
See. Why the fuck is the 7-yr-old biological child smarter than the 17-yr-old biological child and both are dumber than their parents? This just reinforces my opinion that the white race is doomed.

>> No.19803229

>>19803203
Intelligence isn't limited to how smart your parents are and if you werent a retard yourself you'd know that

>> No.19803247

>>19803229
Oh no. I hurt whitey’s feelings. I gotta tone it down now.

>> No.19803251

>>19803190
yes but it starts tomorrow so that "juneteenth" gets forever associated with a bad day in the stock market.

>> No.19803257

>>19803200
couldn't agree with you more on the semiconductor though. A must have in any portfolio.

>> No.19803262

>>19803145
My father - 140 IQ - 75% norwegian, 25% british

My mother - 100 IQ - 50% norwegian, 25% polish, 25% german

Their 4 kids:
>160 IQ(me, degenerate but by far the most capable)
>140 IQ(hes disabled by autism, hes probably 200+ IQ hes an autistic savant were talking multiple thousands of wikipedia pages fully memorized photographically with perfect accuracy)
>100 IQ(our sister total bitch, unable to form sophisticated opinions and emotionally lashes out)
>135 IQ(might be higher, the lad is still finding himself but seems more normal than the other males in our family)

Women are unfortunately just less than men.

>> No.19803268

>>19803229
I'll give you a full bitcoin if you post a picture of yourself with a shoe on your head and you aren't white yourself

>> No.19803269

>>19803200
ASML

>> No.19803284

>>19803145
Absolutely true. It takes true hardship to form intelligence from a population. Same can be said of evolution in general.

>> No.19803289

>>19803262
Autism-relate IQ boost doesn’t count because you fuckers can’t function in society, and what’s worse, you ‘re incapable of perceiving your inability to function in society.

>> No.19803305

>>19803284
I know you'll say it's poor evidence but
>>19803262
3/3 males highly intelligent
1/1 females average
0/4 below average
3/4 intelligent with 1/2 intelligent parents
3 boys 1 girl

Its a gender thing

>> No.19803315

>>19803289
We survive well enough in our own little cluster. We're all programmers and live innawoods on a homestead. You are correct, we're highly anti-social.

>> No.19803327

>>19803289
Meh autists were probably the advanced artisans, the wall builders, the discoverers of smelting, ect.

>> No.19803342

All in on Wirecard?

>> No.19803346

>listening to the Squawk on the Street podast at half speed
Damn it Faber you’re drunk!

>>19803143
The shills are a minority. No ones trying to “scam” you into buying large and megacap stocks. There were some very persistent MSFT and AMZN shills for months last year. Turns out it was really good advice kek.

Also, watch the short interest/float/whatever. Some people just want to squeeze every dime out of a short squeeze and will tell you $1000 end of year so you buy all the way up.

>>19803327
Also Tesla id bet.
Did people like da Vinci?

>> No.19803349

>>19803305
Never said it want a gender thing, but it is also a race thing.

>> No.19803361

Who gives a fuck about your IQ. Your intelligence is pointless unless you put it to use.

>> No.19803366

>>19803349
Race is certainly a factor. I was also making the point that genetics plays a major role. I am like my father, and he is like his father, and we've tracked our family line to 1000 A.D. and every male was absolutely highly intelligent.

>> No.19803376

>>19803361
>economically driven
>unable to self actualize and projects it onto others

Your slave mentality is overwhelming

>> No.19803384

>>19803361
People like power levels. That why they talk about power levels in animu all the time.

>> No.19803385

>>19803262
Why do people claim to have 160 iq
Thats 4 standard deviations
You're saying you're smarter than essentially everyone, ever. People don't get as smart as you.

>> No.19803387

>>19803366
Right. Because autism is inherited. Makes sense.

>> No.19803388

>>19803366
This is certainly true. Grandfather was a tool and dye maker, his father a British nobleman, worked on WW1 machine gun timing to fire in between props of planes, his father developed early steam boilers, on and so forth.

>> No.19803393

>>19803376
Says the individual who inferred something so profoundly wrong from my comment.

>> No.19803403

>>19799382
Any catalyst on a stock or sector is OPEC going to have another meeting
I hate buying oil without catalyst they crab so bad

>> No.19803408

>>19803361
>>19803229
I studied this in university and something like 70% of IQ comes from genetics according to those wacky Scandinavian twin studies. It's more influential than any other factor. IIRC even the effect of a high quality education when you were a kid fades away into your late 20s. As for kids scoring lower than their parents, the tests probably changed or public school got worse (see: the previous part about this mattering less as you get older).

For real life application of this shit, think about it this way: the best statistical predictor of whether or not a prospective university student will graduate is their high school GPA. And that correlates highly with your SAT score. And IQ correlates highly with both.

I'm sure at a certain baseline level, like 110+, work ethic matters more in terms of making it than raw intelligence. My grandmother had a grade school education but made enough money to give my dumb ass father a million bucks when he turned 30.

>> No.19803428

>>19803387
There are behavioral traits that have been placed under the autism spectrum and these without doubt are carried. My brother is no retarded mule like others on the spectrum.
>>19803385
Not just me but multiple members of my family
>>19803393
I repeat my statement

>> No.19803440

>>19803408
Epigenetic interference results in roughly a 33% alteration in RNA so this would seem somewhat consistent.

>> No.19803443

>>19803408
Certainly your "intelligence" matters. No one's denying that. I'm just stating the simple fact that just because you are smart means absolutely zilch in society. It is what you produce - what actions you can effectuate with your grand "IQ." Of course genetics drives intelligence. But I just get rustled when we think of IQ divides in terms of "white women this" or "black dudes are this." There's been millenia of environmental and societal stressors that have caused great IQ divides. It isn't simply a fucking punnet square with a recessive trait as one commenter said.

>> No.19803452

>>19803428
Which brother are you talking about? The 135 is probably not on the spectrum. The 140 by your own admission is disabled.

>> No.19803467

>>19803443
It takes 3 generations to wipe out an environmental advantage, given each generation has a distinctly different environment(the basic qualities of earth and being alive at all mean this wont be achieved, so it takes many more generations but sometimes less than yoy would assume)

>> No.19803482

whats the best brokers for like a 3k portfolio?

>> No.19803486

>>19803452
Hes disabled by social metrics. Hell of a timeto have a conversation with you. But he just sees the world in images and when you approach him verbally, he would have an easier time showing you an image to respond. I am serious when I say that you've never met somebody that had a perfect picture of the majority of the website wikipedia readily available in your head.

>> No.19803487

-8% down tomorrow
circuit breakers hit

>> No.19803493

>>19803090
I was hoping for quads desu

>> No.19803499

>>19803486
>>19803452
And to answer your "which brother" question

All of us our entire family has autism spectrum qualities, enough for all of us to fit the DSM-5 diagnosis. But my brother, whom I specifically refer to as being especially intelligent you can hardly have a conversation with.

>> No.19803500

>>19803487
That’s what I like to hear.

>> No.19803503

>>19803190
>>19803251
What's the reference?

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>>19803487
some of u are cool, don't buy calls at open

>> No.19803509
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19803509

Biz I need advice whats our prediction for the oil and gas market in the upcoming months? Is a 2nd wave/lockdown going to retank these stocks or are we going to see a slow bleed to march gains?

I am debating whether or not to cut my losses and use my liquidated assets of 5.2k on getting a motorcycle. If so what bike should I get was thing of a harley, honda, or yamaha as I intended to join the 27 club through the use of a motorcycle.

>> No.19803510

>>19803507
>>19803503
>>19803500
>>19803499
>>19803493
>>19803487
>>19803486
fuck you guys answer my question
>>19803482

>> No.19803514

>>19803499
I don’t know if I feel happy or sad for him.

>> No.19803520

>>19803503
Apparently the Secret Black History Books the other America has a copy of calls the day they got emancipated from slavery Juneteenth. It's caught on in corporate America, banks and tech companies are giving their employees that day off this year.

>> No.19803521

>>19803514
Im 100% sure hes a virgin if that answers your question

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>>19803500
tomorrow will be just the beginning

>> No.19803527

>>19803510
If I knew anything I wouldn't be browsing a bussinesses board on a anime girl website at 2:30 am.

>> No.19803538

THE STOCK MARKET IS SO BORING RIGHT NOW.

>> No.19803540

>>19803467
For example: Black people. 4 centuries of not being allowed to read have absolutely decimated black intelligence. 3 generations i can believe that. Look at the black Civil Rights movement. Sure they get an "education" and are integrated into schools but they're still massively behind culturally and economically. Their societies haven't been given the opportunity to create high IQ individuals. What you see with savants are purely genetic outliers not the norm. Black's aren't genetically stupid, they've been put into life circumstances where stupidity was literally the way of being.

>> No.19803541

>>19803527
Please share your esoteric knowledge

>> No.19803549
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>>19803289
You can screw off,
I know I make fun of autistic people but they are thinking on a different level,

>> No.19803554

>>19803541
BUY GOLD

>> No.19803557
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we've hit Peak Nigger Worship, to the point where the Chairman of the Federal Reserve allocates time in his speech to talk about "disadvantaged blacks". now there are anons on a racist anime board, pumping stocks that have black founders or CEOs. this is it...think about it. look how desperate investors are getting to get maximum ROI. take a break from charts, zoom out, see the big picture.

>> No.19803558

>>19803521
Another reason Western civilization is in decline. The males are too intelligent to breed with mentally inferior women.

>> No.19803559

>>19803540
This is a literal 90 IQ post. The variance of environment on Earth and the variance of how a human being can stay alive is a major limit factor in how much epigenetics can alter DNA and RNA.

But yes, you can make a retard that quickly.

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>>19803289
>you ‘re incapable of perceiving your inability to function in society.
not true. i know i'm an awkward mess in person.

>> No.19803569

>>19803558
Even I think his lack of ability to talk is annoying. Ever asked a fucker a basic question and you get silence? Been getting that since I was 2 years old from that fucker.

>> No.19803570

>>19803262
>falling for the iq meme

Some of the richest people (multimillionaires) are regular people who had discipline to invest regularly over a long period of time. Autistic, retards, and “most people” don’t have that discipline. But yeah success/family legacy wealth is as easy as that.

>> No.19803571

>>19803559
How is that 90iq. That's the reality of the situation. If i took you and your entire family lineage for 400 years and said you can't read. I'm willing to bet your entire lineage will be 60iq.

>> No.19803577

>>19803510
for me, it's etrade
but for faster availability of funds, it would be fidelity. actually, i've lost a fuckton of money from options, and it's because i was cleared for options in etrade. fidelity did not clear me for options. if i had stuck with fidelity i would still have most of my funds.

>> No.19803584

>>19803443

I think a better way of looking at it is that intellect makes or breaks one's ability to understand certain higher-order concepts. There are branches of mathematics, physics, engineering, philosophy et al. which will never be accessible to people of modest intelligence, simply because they require levels of sophisticated intuition and pattern recognition beyond the scope of a modest intellect.

I'm not romanticizing anything here: cognitive resources are essential to comprehension and innovation, and intellectual deficiency utterly deprives you of the capacity real genius imparts. You can't make up the difference through brute force or practice.

Genius can be squandered, but intellectual normalcy is stuck on the ground floor. You can't fake genius.

>> No.19803589

>>19803571
You're wrong but correct. That's why it's 90 IQ.
>>19803570
the game of money making is a social game but from time to time autists find a non-social aspect and then collect billions in very quick time

>> No.19803590

>>19803570
As easy as being born in the right place at the right time and being in the right guy’s balls.

>> No.19803592
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Hello, here is my next week covered calls selection:
RAD (Rite Aid) $12.61, a 13C Jun26 nets 7% premium
BB (BlackBerry) $5.08, a 5C Jun26 nets 5% premium
NKE (Nike) $98.45, a 5C Jun26 nets 2.7% premium

Nike is probably the safest but also lowest profit potential.
BlackBerry seems most risky, but it is a tech company.
Rite Aid seems to have a lot of upside and was not majorly impacted by the previous downturn, but has high volatility.

I'm probably going to go with a combination of Rite Aide and BlackBerry. I will buy in tomorrow if its red, otherwise I will hold off until Monday.

>> No.19803600

>>19803584
>genius can be squandered

its all you can do with genius

>> No.19803607

>>19803592
why did you post this twice

>> No.19803610

>>19803428
200 means he is basically smartest person who ever lived. Like top ten easy. 160 is still once a generation mega genius tier. People throw around iq numbers without having any frame of reference. Its like saying you made 12 bazillion dollars on the s&p yesterday

>> No.19803616

>>19803577
Fuck options, yeah i just looked at the pastebin and chose fidelity so nice

>> No.19803617

>>19799382
The BYFC pump has hit fintwit

https://twitter.com/the_real_fly/status/1273769103950581770
https://twitter.com/the_real_fly/status/1273768252355809281

>> No.19803626

>>19803584
Nicely put.

>> No.19803629

>>19803600

That isn't true.

>> No.19803634
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Who can stop the crab?

If numbers, no more crab in June

>> No.19803640

>>19803629
I pray that you never realize that it is true

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>> No.19803656

>>19803610
What I said was exactly what I meant. Also theres probably been 5,000 or so when it comes to the last 1000 years. Some 200 IQ people are just bouncers, but also that guy probably just gamed the tests with years of practice as well.

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>>19803642
that's me right now desu senpai

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>> No.19803666

>>19803540
Every black person is given the opportunity to read. This is not an excuse for black ignorance.

>> No.19803676

>>19803640

What to you would constitute using genius to its fullest capacity? I hardly consider the likes of Leonardo da Vinci or Richard Feynman to have squandered theirs.

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>>19803662
The cat or the wojack?

>> No.19803684

>>19803666
calm down satan

>> No.19803697

>>19803682
the stinky pinky

>> No.19803700
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>> No.19803711

>>19803676
Achievement is too dirtied by the influences of others to even validly convince yourself that you're achieving dreams solely of your own. The most genius is the one that validates the masses the most. That's why people regard Dostovesky as genius, he explained the human condition in such a long way that it was undeniable. Da Vinci did this with his art. But it is the masses.

I for one hope they weren't genius, so that their ego would be satisfied by the masses. Da Vinci died wishing he had done more.

>> No.19803728

>>19803676
Also Feynman was not a genius, Feynman had higher qualities in work ethic. Herd pleasing ethic, you could make the claim.

>> No.19803736

Am I a boomer for looking at these federal and state tax exempt municipal bond ETFs? Monthly divvy incomes seem pretty sweet though putting my money into something that includes shit like ghetto school district 3 and broke ass city 1 in its holdings in this financial climate gives me pause.

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>>19803697
Ah, good to know I've reached my intended audience.

>> No.19803752

Now is a actually a good time to invest in tankers. Even tanker general have finally dumped their bags.

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What's gonna happen at the triple witching hour later?

>> No.19803782

>Robinhood Fathers Day Send a Stock to Your Father

noticed this adevertised early thursday before opening, didnt bother clicking it...
then RH removed the option, seeing how it was likely at glitch that it setup 2 days too early

but come sunday, i assume it will be available to send

so, RH users, lets send each other our fathers day gift stock

who wants to stock circlejerk with me???

>> No.19803789

>>19803711

Whether your insights/motives have to do with your fellow man or solitary interest has nothing to do with genius. Broadly speaking, genius is the ability to achieve a profound and novel understanding of things. You're too hung up on the commercialism angle.

>>19803728

I think his IQ score was wrong. He was known to be an exceptional mathematician, he had phenomenal intuitive abilities, he was an articulate and charismatic communicator, and he maintained his intellectual curiosity and adaptability late into his life. For example, take his lectures on computing late in his career. Speaking of computers, he indirectly anticipated the microprocessing revolution several decades before its realization.

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I told you niggers it was crab week

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>>19803769
You wish faggot. So long as I have these bags, tankers will never increase in price.

>> No.19803802

>>19803782
it's just another shitty ad for you to send your referral link asking someone to open an account you dweeb

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>>19803782
Gonna have to report you to the SEC

>> No.19803805

>>19803797
oops, meant for >>19803752


>What's gonna happen at the triple witching hour later?
Idk man.

>> No.19803813

>>19803789
The social net were all stuck in =/= commercial desires

Also, Feynman's IQ was likely correct listening to him speak and watching his face. 130 is appropriate.

Genius is not just IQ. IQ is essentially ones computing speed. Drive is the other factor. You can compute everything in the world, but a genius will produce things at an astounding rate.

>> No.19803819

>>19803793
apparently kangaroo market is more widely accepted in the big leagues, guess another mammal fits better than a crustacean

>> No.19803826

>got $16 of dividend
I'm financially saved

>> No.19803842

>>19803826
16$ on budget food is a lot.

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>>19799746
>murder
Murder is the unlawful killing of a HUMAN you retard

>> No.19803863

>>19803561
Based Canada panicattackanon

I’m sick of ruining my life with constant dread. I’m going back on the benzos.

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>>19803842

>$16

You can feed yourself for 40 days if you absolutely have to.

>> No.19803880

>SHIP taking off
Is it too late bro’s ?

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>>19803863

>> No.19803891

>>19803813
>The social net were all stuck in =/= commercial desires

I figured this might be where you were coming from. With rare exception (Alexander Grothendieck, Grigori Perelman), genius does not arbitrarily dislocate itself from the public sphere. There's plenty to find appealing and intellectually invigorating about the world even if we are ultimately prisoners to our social conditions. Great geniuses don't fall into the trappings of their social milieu, but do exalt the beauty of their findings to their fellow man. To not do so is to squander it, not the other way around.

>IQ is essentially ones computing speed.

IQ is a composite value which includes processing speed as well as verbal and reasoning skills.

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>>19803880
Nah. It's never too late to buy at the top. Go for it.

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snib
snab

>> No.19803906

>>19803870
Jeeeesus cunnying Christ on a fuck.
What country do I need to move to so I can marry one of these, and do they have a decent stock market? How much do I need to provide an excellent life for us?

>> No.19803910

>>19803870
I don’t know about 40 days.
However I know a few things sub $20 that are good enough for about 1-3 weeks.
Are you mocking me?

>> No.19803911

>>19803607
Because Im a dummy and didn't realize this was a recycled thread :(

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>>19801884
based

>> No.19803918

If you added $200 on Monday and it was your first time ever in stocks, what would be a fair amount of money to have by EOD tomorrow.

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>>19801697
What's your ROI (annualized)? Do you just dump the equity after the option expires or do you generally milk 'em for longer?

>> No.19803933

>>19803910
You can just buy a big bag of rice. You can make it last 40 days. Half pound of rice a day with the occasional veggies

>> No.19803958

>>19803203
Artifact of child IQ tests

>> No.19803968

>>19803918
Just compare your performance to how the stock price of Vanguard's S&P 500 index did this week %-wise.

>> No.19803997

>>19803906
Based blind coomer

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>>19803923
I've been experimenting for a while, but only started doing it regularly about a months ago, mainly in my IRA. Its up 20% in that time. I am focusing on stocks that have earnings that week to capture the highest premiums, but I've occasionally held for a week longer to either sell an additional week ahead or to recover if it dumps. Theoretically, its possible to get 2% per week pretty easily, though you have to research and watch carefully.
The only play I lost on was PLAY which had a massive run up that I bought too late and it tanked more than expected. HPE and HPQ I broke even on when they had an astounding -12%. Everything else has been very good like DKNG, JWN, AAL, SWBI and KR. Earnings season is closing so theres a lot fewer options, I might just buy something to do a month long covered call to take a break.

>> No.19804054

>>19803997
You can read the patch on her shirt or something? Looks like a key... and she’s probably Mexican. But there’s a lot of mixing with Europeans in places like Argentina I think.

>> No.19804061

>>19803933
is that enough nutrients? i may have to go extreme poverty mode soon because i am jobless and i don't want to move in with parents or lose my good goy pass for day trading

>> No.19804068

>>19803540
They can and do test IQ without reading, using things like shapes and patterns. Africans have an average IQ of 85, best case scenario. Tell me they don't look like apes.

>> No.19804099

>>19804061
It's enough calories, buy fruits and veggies to eat alongside the rice, they're really cheap don't worry about it. Legumes, rice, fruits and veggies, cook everything your self, yourself.

>> No.19804120

futures suddenly throbbed and are now declining. presumably some big fish made a buy

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>>19799894
Kill yourself. Niggers and kikes burn in Hell.
Who bought the nigger finance company AH? It went from $1.70 to $1.90 in the short time after I heard about it.

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>>19804120
Yes correct, just watched that price action come in. Big boi just longed at 3122, caused a cute little buy tail on market profile. Buy volume tonight means futures looking a lot different than last two neutral days, if this establishes a trend through the night we're in bulle zone

>> No.19804176

>>19800339
It's niggers. It doesn't have to make sense

>> No.19804179

Foochures pomping.

>> No.19804188

Based midnight futures pumpers

>> No.19804194

>>19804150
still not at market close, nothing bullish about it

>> No.19804204

>>19803918
$210

>> No.19804218

>>19803803
based spic

>> No.19804222

>>19804179

Blood red day confirmed

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what's the cure for white guilt?

>> No.19804242

>>19804232
who's eligible, kamala harris, aoc?

>> No.19804252

>>19804242
kamala harris, the mayor of atlanta, stacy abrams (lol)

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>>19804242
Obviously Elizabeth Warren she's 1/64th Cherokee you know that makes here a woman of color.

>> No.19804263

>>19804232

White flight.

>> No.19804272

>>19804232
Wrong board champ

>> No.19804278

>>19799382

Jerome Powell seriously should resign, what is this shit.
The entire market has to reset, because whats the point of keeping this dead alive when the currency gets inflated now but interest rates will go up in 2 years to avoid inflation?
Why not let it reset now and then increase the rates later.
Also i thought the FED was there to only to watchover prices and currency value and not spread gibs me dats to fking niggers

>> No.19804280

>>19804242
If they actually want to win, Michelle Obama.

>> No.19804282

>>19804232
At least we wont have Hillary

>> No.19804294

>>19804278
They're a privately owned bank they can do whatever they want

>> No.19804300

>>19804272
Politics effects the market bucko, kiss prison REITs goodbye if Kamala Harris wants to shed the image of her locking up too many African-Americans as DA when she becomes VP.

>> No.19804301

>>19804278
>The entire market has to reset, because whats the point of keeping this dead alive when the currency gets inflated now but interest rates will go up in 2 years to avoid inflation?
/biz/ is so narrow-minded
assuming that JPow's actions are solely dictated by stock market
his big fears are a liquidity crisis and a deflationary spiral. hes fighting to prevent that. his actions make sense when you consider those threats.
2 years from now interest rates will rise and itll be awful, but things will be worse if he just lets the market "reset" now

>> No.19804311

>>19804262
I thought it was 1/1024

>> No.19804319

>>19804222
checked. i hope, i wish, i pray. i am going to sleep.

>> No.19804327

The fed isn’t in charge of reparations you fucking retard. And Pow didn’t mention that shit at all when they asked him about what policies they’d been discussing that he thought were a good idea.

That’ll be the treasury or something you absolute fucking brainlet. God damn public schools must really be fucking up.

And I explained to your fucking retard home board that reparations are helicopter money that could really help stimulate the economy by getting money in the hands of poor spenders, so fuck off already.

>>19804300
And fuck you too.
Yeah, politics are related, when there’s proposed legislation like the semiconductor bill with bipartisan backing, but unless she’s nominated and starts talking shit about private prisons, keep it on your shithole for this garbage.

>> No.19804335

>>19800723
SQQQ
tested it's bottom twice this week.

>> No.19804343

>>19804327
>reparations are helicopter money that could really help stimulate the economy

Yeah, the shoes, cars, and big screen TVs economy.

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>>19804301

If there is a liquidity crisis than thats what the free market is about to. The money they are pumping into the market will never ever solve this crisis.
Instead they are like"Oh yeaa guys lets buy corporate bonds" , yeah boi do it. 2008 volume 2 faggots. Ever heard about CLO (colateral loan obligations given out to small businesses) these are at all time high, and people aint spending money during covid lockdown not gonna quadruple their spending after opening.
SO that huge hole is still in the booksheets, and even rent pays are just 2 to 3 months later due.

This system needs a reset.

>> No.19804354

I need to make +3800 while only investing 1500. How can I do it?

>> No.19804357

>>19804354

An extremely lucky or extremely high IQ options play

>> No.19804365

>>19804232
True Christianity.

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Is this SNSS_anon? Haven't seen him around since the crash

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>Manipulated Media

Jesus. Who am I suppose to short? GOOGL or TWTR? Both of them are hellbent on pissing off Trump (and at least half of America). Are they headed for the gallows?

>> No.19804371

>>19804354
Buy Chainlink

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>>19804344
>This system needs a reset.
I think you meant needs to stop.

Once people realize who's responsible for them being homeless and out of job, they'll be out for jewish blood.

>> No.19804375

>>19804354
YOLO options

>> No.19804377
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I have about 50k in cash and unless someone can give me a better idea I'm thinking I'm just gonna stick it all in the Vanguard 500 index fund. Keep in mind that I know only the very basic theory about investments. Also no crypto I already got memed into putting 5k each into xrp and link so I'm just gonna hold that and hope for the best.

>> No.19804380

>>19804335
>SQQQ
Why not trade TVIX instead and make twice the gains for the same move?

>> No.19804381

>>19804367
more like pendulum lmao

>> No.19804383

>>19799382
help me step on the gas guys
>help me make it go BRRRRRRR
https://brrr.money/
a viral game

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>>19804371
considering adding link to my portfolio. i sold my linkies at like $4. you are predicting $7 or more anytime soon?

>> No.19804386

>>19804054
I mean, that's a man.

>> No.19804390

>>19804380
TVIX is great too
i missed the TVIX $108 floor though

>> No.19804389

>>19804377
all in on tim apple with a stop loss

>> No.19804394

>>19804354
buy a S&P 500 index fund and wait 13 years

>> No.19804395

>>19804377
>stick it all in

I don't recommend it. Put 25K in VOO and set a trailing stop loss. We may not be through this thing yet.

>> No.19804396

Bobo are you Ok
So, Bobo are you Ok
Are you Ok, Bobo

Bobo are you Ok
So, Bobo are you Ok
Are you Ok, Bobo

>> No.19804399

>>19804367
This fucking faggot is going to ruin it for us all, killed himself over a fucking bug and jews are going to use it as an excuse to fuck over small investors even more.

>> No.19804401

>>19804377

dude. just go buy SPY, and some other strong companies. literally just free money.

>> No.19804408

>>19804389

He's in China. I'm not investing in chink garbage anon.

>> No.19804412

>>19804408
we have ids why are you pretending to be someone else

>> No.19804415

>>19804399
>This fucking faggot is going to ruin it for us all, killed himself over a fucking bug and jews are going to use it as an excuse to fuck over small investors even more.
Yep. In the last day I've had 2 friends and my girlfriend ask me how could Robinhood allow somebody to lose so much money they'd kill themselves. I've gone hoarse explaining what a spread is and how legging out one order at a time on assignment works but it's no use. The narrative is set

>> No.19804416

>>19804386

That's not a dude you fucking mongrel

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>>19804396

Im fine thanks for asking kindly.

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>>19804396
Imagine being a bear in 2020

>> No.19804426

>>19804383
WE NEED MORE IN HERE, ITS PUMPING!!

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>>19804377
That's fair enough, though you might want to look up portfolio theory on google and put some of that into bonds. Honestly just buying an index fund and averaging in some money once in a while is a better play if you don't want to wake up in the morning to constantly check your portfolio.

>> No.19804431

>>19804343
Exactly. They’re not savers, they’re spenders. Fuck you im not explaining it all over. Almost had me.

>> No.19804454

VTSAX
STACK
IT
UP

>>19804368
None of em. I wouldn’t short bigtech, even at crazy all time highs.

>>19804377
50k in cash, and you think it’s worth putting 10% of it into a fucking shitcoin. Yes just invest VTI with drip, something like that.

>> No.19804455

>>19804431

What was the proposed figure again, $385,000 per black person? If you gave a black person $385,000, they would spend it on 19,250 CVS snowmen.

>> No.19804456

>>19804431
How the hell does the government even know one of your ancestors was a slave and not just some Jamaican?

>> No.19804463

>>19804456
They're already refining the narrative that just being black is enough to warrant reparations no matter if you're ancestor was a slave or not

>> No.19804468

>>19800768
They can go play outside, and by outside I mean federal prison, lol.

>> No.19804472

If they did reparations I'd just claim to be black.

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>>19804472
>gibs me dat
will this get me at least a half acre and a ham steak?

>> No.19804488

>>19804480
you get $3,850

>> No.19804501

>>19804455
WOW that’s really a high position to negotiate from kek. They’re probably expecting a lowball. On the other hand it it is a massive amount of money at least then they can’t complain when it all goes to paying rent and sony and Nike and PepsiCo and the private corporations as well.

How much would that cost compared to how much they gave to bail out hedgefunds on the wrong side of the March crash?

I don’t know the appropriate amount. But considering real estate prices and rent would go up, baby boomers should totally go for it.

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>>19804488
gotta pump dem numbers up

>> No.19804531

BAKING

>> No.19804540

>>19804528
oh fug
dis nigga so black we finna bouta give him jerome's printer

>> No.19804549

>>19804501
>How much would that cost compared to how much they gave to bail out hedgefunds on the wrong side of the March crash?

15 trillion dollars. And if every black newborn was entitled $385,000, we would be swarmed in a decade.

>> No.19804562

NEW

>>19804559
>>19804559
>>19804559
>>19804559
>>19804559

>> No.19804564

>>19804383
GAS GAS GAS

>> No.19804584

>>19804480
Oh shit
They probably would require that you submit DNA

How many crimes would be instantly solved... The arrests...

If they do that shit I am unironically going all in on GEO

>> No.19804592

>>19804280
>woman

>> No.19804598

>>19804584
unironically galaxy brain move

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>>19804377
Also forgot to mention I'm looking at longer term options not get rich quick scams. If I could get 9% average interest then I could semi-retire in as little as 5 years. (maybe)

>>19804454
The 10k in shitcoin is in addition to the 50k and like I said I fell for the memes. Anyways its only about 1 year of savings I recently got a good job and am finally making some decent money which is why cash has been piling up so I'm looking to do something other than leaving it to rot in my checking account.
>VTI with drip
I will look into this thanks

>>19804389
I'd rather not put all my eggs in one basket. With the index at least you have some breadth.

>>19804395
That sounds interesting any reason to only put half and not all?

>>19804401
The thing is I don't really know what the "strong companies" are and I don't have several hours a day available to do research on stocks.

>>19804427
>if you don't want to wake up in the morning to constantly check your portfolio.
exactly

Thank you I'll look into portfolio theory but from my understanding bonds are just safer but slower growing and since I don't plan to pull any money out for at least 5 years and probably more like 10 I seem to better off with stocks? Or maybe I'm just retarded.

>> No.19804777

>>19804480
What the hell is that?
Don’t tell me you paid some company to analyze and store your dna?

>>19804549
That’s a good point about newborns. That’s such a huge incentive, I’d fucking get on okcupid or some shit right now if I thought I’d get $400k and I knew my kid would get $400k when he turned 18 or sonething, shit it sounds like a good idea.

>> No.19804802

>>19804777
Checked and the three letter agencies had my DNA long ago. Horse done left the stable

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The nog pump

>> No.19805010

>>19803342
Given all the distrust around this company I would say:
You first I will follow

>> No.19805113

It's a put option for endowments and other tax havens that may be asked to draw down to support racial justice. "Look, we invest in black companies too!"

>> No.19805467

>>19803262
Are those IQ values by aaaany chance your own estimates?

>> No.19805512

>>19803728
>Also Feynman was not a genius
> he just worked very hard, poor sap
> I am a genius though, and my retarded brother, in a way he's even smarter than me but I can talk
> but not my dumb sister though, and my mother! Women, hah!
You have to go back.

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>>19799382

Lifecare AS (LIFE-ME) - https://www.lifecare.no/
Owns 25% of Digital Diagnoistics AG https://digid.com/en/
Can buy this stock at the norwegian stock exchange.
Current market cap: 55 978 324 USD

Highlights:
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>Expected to be approved this week to roll out tests in the US
>60EUR per test kit
>Sponsored development of the sensor for diabetes testing
>They don't need money
>Only company in the world with such fast-test
>Goal of bringing millions of tests to the market as early as July.
>Costs of producing testkit low. Its the development that costs.
>Manufacturing partners in the US and Europe.

News:
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This will moon hard when the news of FDA approval arrives.