/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19783096
first for fuck jannies

brainlet tier: we are in a kangaroo market
normie tier: we are in a crab market
400 IQ tier: HOP HOP snip snip, your calls and puts will expire worthless, bears and bulls!

First for cunny and impending bull suicides.

fourth for this thread was made by a low effort retard

Circuit breaker UP tomorrow on job numbers

>>19783096

Mfw im out of this market and sold yesterday

BYFC to $10

get a job, kids


>>19783128
rude

>>19783128
you;re not wrong

Starbucks is about to be in the news again for refusing to serve police officers at several different locations.

buy the dip

>>19783132
based
I'm sitting on about 90% cash
eagerly awaiting cheapies

>>19783139
hope not I missed out by an ask of 1.59 and it hit 1.60 because I was scurred to lose again

>>19783096
thank god the OP has been restored
>FUCK DIAPERFAGS
>FUCK REDDITORS

>>19783152
No, I will never buy the dip. I want this whole f**king market to dip straight into hell. I'm so f**king tired of it all.

FIRST

>>19783139
STOP, you're making me actually consider swing trading it.

>>19783131
when does the report come out? Pre or post market?

when it is going to crash?

>>19783123
based pedobear

Buy BYFC. I'm buying 200 more shares tomorrow.

If this is anything like the other nog stocks were looking at another day or two of mooning. Possible projection of 6-10$ and even if it drops it will stabilize at $3+

Look at urban one. It was like $2, shot up all the way to $38, and even after the drop it stabilized at $12.

Nog stocks are being pumped and promoted because social situation in USA. This is a good time to buy nog stocks and profit quick. Just keep an eye out and set a stop loss.

>>19783132
I got stuck holding bags for 75% because I was off by $0.01 on my sell orders.

Now I gotta pray for a bounce back on Friday to salvage the week.

>>19783174
ok faggot

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>>19783199

I want all of you to know this:
FUCK NIGGERS

Anyone know why there have been obvious peaks for basically all stocks around April 7, April 29, and June 5? Am I missing something? If the pattern continues we're in for another relatively large pump within the next 10 days or so

>>19781517

>>19781517

Previous thread

>>19783168
I just copied the shit from last thread, first time I baked one

>>19783096
> 310 SPY put expired worthless today
._.

>>19783096
I HURT MYSELF TODAY

>>19783199
Suck my cock you stupid sissy bitch.

>>19783206
THIS IS JUST FOR YOU FRIEND

https://vimeo.com/308488692

>>19783221
that was the original OP
this general had been flooded with diaperfasgs for the past 3 weeks

>>19783160
what are you stocks and entry points

I was thinking BA 155~160
XOM 35~40
GE 5.75
Ford 4.50
SPY 250
BAC, Wells Fargo wait banking is fuck with all the default mortgages

>>19783213
>140 put

what the fuck, how do you expect to close that?

>>19783195
I own 7,000 shares

I am getting a BMW Z4 this weekend

>>19783239
Never will understand dumbass fetishes like that, I just love tits that are way to fucking big

>>19783213
Hahaha, I hope you end up holding those.

We were down almost 500 on the futures and now we are around 250. We are going to open green, aren't we?

>>19783195
I'm afraid it'll pump another 100% pre market before I can buy in

>>19783213

Too based for this world. Do you know something we mere mortals don't?

I've been getting into waking up for market open for the past week and after market close I am utterly exhausted for the rest of the day even if I take a nap

will I eventually get used to it?

What do you guys think of this post? Accurate or just speculation?

>>19783267
where have you been the last 3 months? futures doesnt matter until like 5am at the earliest

>>19783195
reminder this was 3.20 this morning and hit a low of 1.56, you can probably get in at 1.75 still and swing trade it through out the day

>>19783235
faggot

>>19783213
>Jerome is a major holder of SPY and won’t let his bags dump
>Jerome has the printer on maximum drive
>Jerome just bought a second printer with the printed money from the first printer to print more money

>yeah ima throw $186,000 on SPY PUTS

>>19783268
the fuck is with the after hours and pre market pump of nog stocks then the drop during the day? I am pretty sure the average nog does not engage in after hours trading.

>>19783250
Oh my gawd, hory shet

>>19783281
My recommendation: sleep through the market hours unless you day trade. Wake up at 3:30 and go to sleep at 10:30. The only meaningful time to look at the market, if you are an option trader like me, is those times and the 30 minutes before/after them.

>>19783213
how do you walk around with balls that heavy

other than buying more chainlink, what to buy when the robinhood zoomers crash the market?

>>19783280
I've been buying calls and doing well with them. First time trading too

>>19783267
>he thought the market could ever be red.
>>19783238
That was the worst thing I have ever listened to.
>>19783297
No u

>>19783308
It's all white people that know what they're doing taking advantage of poor systematically uniformed blacks yet again. You hate to see it

>>19783240
I hope we can see spy 250, but I'm not entirely sure.
going to set multiple buys descending between like 280-250. Still planning out my play.
Will probably do something similar for some key too-big-to-fail players in whatever sector gets fucked the hardest (probably finance), going to play it by ear.

>>19783282
There are many things inaccurate about this. 2008 is a lot different from today and it suffered and dragged on because people lost houses, got fired and couldn't get a job, plus the feds weren't doing much.

Today real estate is stable, job losses are mostly temporary. I've heard talk that 10% of the jobs might be gone, but this is nothing compared to 2008. Also POW has been the most aggressive Fed chairman ever. EVER.

>>19783318
RSR

>>19783240
If XOM hits 35 I’m taking out a loan. Want XOM at 40

What are some good trump rally plays.

I imagine security stocks or something would get some kind of boost on monday and china stocks go down?

>>19783339
Could a sharp increase in treasury yields cause a pullback in the stock market? From my understanding, this happens because people find treasuries as a safe place to park money when the yield is at a certain rate, and most institutions are invested in the stock market because it is the only place with a better return rate at the moment

>>19783356
Gonna sell my KOS for this reason

>>19783319
>First time trading
>Robinhooder

Aw shit, another zoomer suicide headline coming up

>>19783123
Don’t get too cocky!

Based cunnime demon

>>19783319
Please hedge retard I don’t want you to kill yourself

>>19783281
Yeah open and close are all that matters.

>>19783373
Well just today there was a news story saying these low yields may hurt the financial sector and make it hard for big banks to pay dividends.

For financial stocks they make more money when interest is high and their stocks go up.

So no higher yields don't mean low stock prices. They usually mean higher ones.

As long as inflation is tame the fed can do what they want.

>>19783384
But I've made 500 dollars already out of a 200 dollar investment...

>>19783420
>>19783384
as long as he's not writing them he probably won't lose enough to an hero

>>19783096
but anon O_O
25k where real pain starts

>>19783288
That has been true as long as I’ve been watching them, so around the 2018 crash. Those movements are often irrelevant by morning. Nikkei seems to be more reliable. But really, you can tell by the 10 year bond yield or the USD/JPY if the market is risk on or risk off. And that tells you what’s happening with the index futures.

BEASTARS IS THR BEST ANIME OF THE CURRENT YEAR.

>>19783439
But it didn't air in the current year. It's the current year.

i'm just not going to look at my account for 2 years

Let’s see, if we ACTUALLY get a leg down to 2800 or if any of these really go down dramatically:
Dexcom
Lulu
Mastercard
Shopify
Nvidia
Broadcom
Mastercard
Lockheed Martin
Clorox
Colgate

MAYBE:
PayPal
Mgdongals
SMICY (chinkscam semiconductors)
BiliBili (chinkscam anime/social media/gatcha gaming)
More Waste Management
More DuPont
More Nintendo
More TJ Max
More Costco
And I guess FAGMAN

Thoughts?
Who else is building a watchlist?

>>19783213
I'm saving this pic for when SPY doesn't come anywhere near those strike prices, and all of your SPY puts expire worthless.

>>19783439
It am amazing find out this made by another Itagaki (guy who Baki)

it weird and extremely human in only way Itagaki can make manga. One of few not souless Japanese works.

and in amazingly Baki-esc twist his daughter am shameless furry O_O

>>19783457
I use margin so I have to be autistic about my account to avoid margin calls

>JPM
Guys J basically said Banks are fine. After he said that JPM stock got a little rise but then continued to dump violently...
I think this is so weird.. pls talk me out of buying more JPM...

>>19783475
I’ve been watching JoJo, it’s dope

Kira is a great villain

>>19783487
dont use it

>>19783494
>buying JPM above 90

>>19783465
>Mastercard on their twice
Don't encourage the bogs, that's over 25% of my folio. Personally I'm waiting for IT to drop when states declare they can't afford their expensive consultant costs. Aside from that everything seems to drop in unison so I'll be there on the next drop.

>>19783518
what does it matter if it goes to 120 in the next weeks

>>19783123
Now this is a post I can respect
Got any plays for tomorrow, cunning lad?

>>19783494
Buy WFC. Still hasn't pumped yet

>>19783529
Yeah

BYFC

"Wells Fargo Bank will make loans and credit cards available to young, undocumented immigrants in the DACA program — as long as it lasts — and pay up to $19.6 million to settle a lawsuit over its former policy, advocates for the immigrants announced Wednesday."

https://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/article/Wells-Fargo-settles-lawsuit-over-denying-DACA-15347797.php

wow giving loans and credit cards to desperate undocumented immigrants sounds like a GREAT business model

>>19783527
buy some tomorrow then ;)

>>19783542
that's a good point.. probably not buying banks. Bagholding WFC would be my worst nightmare

>>19783548
byfc gains will come to you
but only if you reply with
THANK YOU BEAUTIFUL BLACK BULL

>>19783465
Information Technology
AAPL
MSFT
V
PYPL
AMD

Communication Services
GOOGL/GOOG
FB
NFLX
T

Consumer Discretionary
AMZN
MCD
SBUX
NKE

Financials
JPM
BAC
BRK/B

Consumer Staples
WMT
KO

Energy
XOM

Health Care
JNJ
ABT
CVS

Industrials
BA
HON

>>19783549
What’s stopping me from stealing a SSN and saying I’m a fucking illegal while still working my normal job

Is Volkswagen worth it, if I want to invest long term?

>>19783567
Your birth certificate and your school records

>>19783549
They'll be covered by the American taxpayer so they don't give a fuck.

>>19783501
jojo sucks
only semi good one am stone ocean

but since western anime lovers are women hating incels it will prob never get adaptation -_-;

>>19783213
Dude. I lost 25k I cried in front of my wife. If I have 180k bet against the Fed I might really jump out of my apartment this time

>>19783596
Did your wifes boyfriend see you cry?

>>19783267
Lets check last 2 months. Futures slightly red all night=green. Futures slightly green=green on open then crab down.

>>19783596
You realize you just showed weakness. Even if she really loves you her innate survival instincts are now looking for another man.

What's the chances HTZ will be over $2.50 by friday?

>>19783604
not cool man he can't pay for his wife's boyfriend's son's college tuition now

>>19783596
She subconsciously loves you less now and will let her impulses against you act out more than before.

You can't fucking show weakness to your wife or gf. What an idiot.

>>19783587
Nah JoJo is dope you sissy faggot, ESPECIALLY stardust crusaders

>>19783596
pathetic

>>19783619
You degenerate gamblers need to be put on a cross.

>>19783596
trade BYFC

>>19783636
even more pathetic

>>19783596
NEVER cry in front of a woman, they will lose all attraction for you

>>19783475
I don’t know if I can stomach the animation of Baki or Kenyan Ashura.

And manga has to be really compelling to hook me, usually simple fighting isn’t enough. Though I did plow through all of GANTZ in like a week.
>>19783633
That’s not about love, it’s about security and attraction, but I guess it’s all the same. But yeah try to hold your shit together.

>>19783613
That’s more like it.

>>19783596
Never cry in front of a woman

My gf told me she wanted to see me cry so I peed on her

>>19783604
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>>19783644
>seething insecure >tfw no gf loners tell me about love
But I made some money back by siding with 10 year-old robinhooders.

>>19783662
Is it better or worse if I wrote the put because I wasn't paying attention while ordering my lunch?

>>19783123
My girlfriend is real life cunny and dfc. Compare your life to mine and cry.

>>19783206

BASED!

I have $30k in savings. Should I just chuck it into a mutual fund and forget about it?

>>19783587
Shit taste.
>but since western anime lovers are women hating incels it will prob never get adaptation -_-;
Japan doesn't give a shit about the west when they adapt most anime, especially not JoJo. Stone Ocean did sell like shit because the Japanese readers didn't like girl MCs.

>>19783636
SC was pretty shitty.

>>19783596
>losing 25k
lol who cares
>crying in front of wife
how do I short this guy's marriage?

>>19783596
I feel nothing, its just numbers on a screen.

threadly reminder that futures don't matter because PPT can just press a button a pomp it. went to have dinner, came back to see nasdaq futures only at -0.5% now.

>>19783213
HELLO
BASED DEPARTMENT

>>19783669
Stay mad

>everything feels overvalued
>but money has nowhere to go
>economy fucked until 2022
That's right. It is doombull time.
Betting against america with 3x leveraged Bull tech weighted ETFs. LETS GO

>>19783690
Throw it into EROS and STNG for a much better return

>>19783682
Im a pimp with two girls in my stable, I make about 1000 a week ;)

>>19783709
>>but money has nowhere to go
Africa

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>>19783217
thats not how it works

Oil Bros, are you still here?

>>19783681

UNBELIEVABLY BASED AND PISS ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND PILLED

Fuck me, I wish I could go back in time, slap myself across the face, tell myself not to be a pussy, and to beat the shit out of my grillfriend and piss on her. Would probably be married today instead of separated.

Why is the chinese market closed?

>>19783690
Every asset class is inflated beyond belief.

>>19783384
The jew fears the novice trader.

COF is about to seriously print. Tommorow is good jobs report, confirming that things are getting better. Friday, bank stress test results come in. COFs conservative underwriting means it will do way better than expected for a CC lender. TA is bullish. Still down 30% pre-covid, so good get-in point. Earnings in July with low expectations. Fiscal gibs for big banks coming up based on fed meeting yesterday.

>>19783741
They're at war with India.

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>>19783679
Baki NOT about fighting. It am lesbian tier emotional / philosophical chess manga. 100% of fights are metaphors.

Why did Baki win vs his dad? Why did he beat Pickle, Ali, and Musashi? Unless you can explain whole manga probably went over yo head. Itagaki so ingenious it actually crazy. Am thinking about writing paper on Baki. It beautiful literary work on same steep platue of Beauvoir.

>>19783745
This. Stay out for now, a correction is coming.

>>19783542
Id rather hold oil.
I love wells, just not that much.

>>19783703
Literal schizo meds lel

the show begins tomorrow

Once Hertz starts liquidating their stock more the used car industry is going to be so hilariously fucked

>>19783745
When everything is in a "bubble" nothing is in a bubble

>>19783738
Yeah holding steady
ganna coom all over XOM stock when it dips next

>>19783738
As of 10AM, not anymore. My stop loss hit for CEQP and I figured I could dump the money into GLAD or something since plastics exposes me enough to oil.

>>19783682
sure ya did cry baby

>>19783692
yes japan even more women hating incels then west kek. Stone Ocean was amazing. Pucci only real villain in whole JoJo. GayBalls Run overrated!

I tried making my own version of the iceberg.

>>19783783
Except they're not selling anything for less than like $9000, from what I can find

>>19783703
Alprazolam & SSRIs with beer.
Sounds like a good time.

>>19783424
Yeild and inflation are more or less chained together.You can suppress the yeild (and deflationary pressures) but I'm not sure what kind of bullshit invention can increase velocity and inflation. Assets for big corps are also on shaky grounds so they need cash on hand to cover their assess if their shit blows up.

>>19783745
I figured as much. I should have bought when the first big dip happened before the fed decided to print more monopoly money.

>>19783745
Not precious metals.

>>19783783
>implying its just the used car industry
cash for clunkers 2.0 I guarantee it because it will also do collateral damage to car manufacturers including true memes like TSLA

>>19783781
Nothing is going to happen. Nothing will happen. Nothing ever happens.

Cap this post, frame it, and pray to it.
You're all gonna find out how boring this gay market can be.

>>19783737
I'm not implying that it has to be consistent, but it is an interesting pattern. I just don't know of any particular events on or around those days that might have made that happen

>>19783709
Emerging markets dumbfuck, only dumb retailers gets cucked.

>>19783783

how so anon....quick rundown?

where can i see live futures, not delayed ones like on investing.com

>>19783282
Retarded zerohedgeie cope. The whole point of YCC is that it's cheaper than manipulating rates through QE, and a lot of the corporate debt, especially in the large & megacaps, isn't real debt, but a pseudo-repatriation tax dodge. Likewise, house prices are rational given historic low rates & Fed backstopping. In closing, fuck niggers.

>>19783703
Oh god
You’re proud of this?

Well I thank you for your contribution to the earnings of PepsiCo.

>>19783740
>>19783681
Yeah... I would just go back and tell myself to get some sleep because things will be better in the morning. And to piss on her because she likes it even if you don’t get it, she just doesn’t want to ask for it again.

>>19783767
I just told you I didn’t like the animation and hadn’t read the manga.

I only watched the first season because my gym had Netflix capability on the cardio equipment and I’d heard good things. I don’t remember any of those names except bisket, because he was a perfect representation of the USA.

>>19783703

>>19783800
>60/40 portfolio
I legit have no idea what that means.
Holy shit, am I just a degenerate gambler?

>>19783841
Pretty sure YCC would mean massive increases to the balance sheet. I’m thinking also, wouldn’t it save the banks by restoring Net Interest Margins?

https://twitter.com/robintrack

>>19783815
GOLD WINS AGAIN

>>19783852
Just a faggot who forgets to google any question he ever has, before asking Internet strangers.

What are some stocks you guys have based on things you regularly use
>YUM brands foods for based Taco Bell

>>19783842
oops kek cant read
read the manga with knowledge fights are metaphors. and stop peepee on GF -_-;

>>19783870
Nah the market is just fake and gay.
It doesn't deserve the time of day.
Buy what ever. Make money.
Bet I've made more than you, fag.

>>19783872
FDP!

greeen beannnnnnnnssss!

Wtf. I googled something. It says “sell all now” I don’t see why an iPhone album has anything to do with the verb selling. Spooky

How are you holding, bulls?

>>19783703
pretty based dinner, diego

>>19783894

>>19783243
He probably won’t hold it just sell it when it goes up

thoughts on 50/50 TQQ/TMF? I really want something I can set and for the most part not constantly have to manage, other than a massive market correction that may or may not wipe it out is there anything else I have to worry about? fucking sick of losing money on options like a dumbass so I just want to chill and just garner absolutely (relatively) massive gains

>>19783899
Rough -5% on the portfolio, erasing all the weeks gains. Will make it up tomorrow

>>19783907
>just sell it when it goes up
That's what I meant by close. Who the fuck is gonna buy that off of him?

>>19783899
I went from being up 30% on June 12 to being up around 1% now. At least I'm still green

>>19783333
Jew do the same thing with whites. Shit rolls downhill

>>19783800
>Futures are the past
Hearty Chuckle

>>19783902
me had diff results O_O

>>19783797
How is steel ball run overrated if anything stardust crusaders is overrated

Retard here, if a company is giving out dividends to people holding stocks as of a certain date, does that mean I can sell my stocks after that date and still get my dividends or do I still need to be holding it on the day it gets paid out?

I just want to go to the moon. Just once.

>>19783952
Buy high, sell low.

>>19783975
why are you giving away my strategy

>Members of Congress took small-business loans — and the full extent is unknown
>Some GOP lawmakers who benefited from the Paycheck Protection Program also opposed legislation requiring lending transparency.

God bless this country. Any information on this will be sealed in an impenetrable box and hurled into the sun before it’s exposed to the public. It’s probably a whole lot of both parties because shit, they deserve it.

>>19783879
It’s an ex. She’s probably still be on me if I’d just peed on her more often.

>>19783797
Only real villain
Part 7 had a Jesus powered president

>>19783973
Just feel good that you are helping others go to the moon.

>>19783946
BIG KEK
the moukou chink really knows his 4chan memes

>>19783951
How is it still the most popular jojo? Its so fucking straight forward. Walk fight walk fight walk fight fight fight walk. Flat characters, jotaro has the personality of a 2x4. Last couple fights are cool but thats it

Thoughts on BYFC tomorrow? Mooning or dumping

>>19783918
Idk maybe if spy takes a dump to the 280 range some fomo retard will buy

>>19783800
>hmm i wonder what dgaz/ugaz is
>those fucking massive gains on dgaz
>huge volume at ugaz but basically worthless even as a hedge
what the fuck is this, why is it so intimidating and why do I feel tempted to go all in on dgaz?

>>19784023
How is this even a question. Dump at 9:30:00 am

>>19783213
based fucking madman

>>19784038
Always dump in first 1-2hrs.
Buy EOD/after hours.

>>19784038
Normally id agree, but look what CARV did, mooned pre-market and then up to 22 during the day, all because black owned with all this BLM shit

>>19784018
Jotaro is just an autistic chuuni who larps as a Clint Eastwood character and tips his fedora. Pretty sure Part 5 is the most popular part in Japan, though.

>>19784063
strange because part 5 is fucking garbage with a boring ass jojo who isn't even the main character

>>19784018
Steel ball run had a great villain and wasn’t always about Johnny joe star it was also about gyro
Part 3 is the weakest and most overrated part
All other parts had something unique about them

>>19783800
O_O not bad let add more!

>human meat futures
>big5guy is Elon Musk
>lossless trader executions
>everyone sees their own personalised stock market

>>19783466

He has to be able to sell them to someone. There is a reason I don't do options trading. Everytime I've tried it, I can't sell for anything near their current value.

>>19784023
Dump and buy back in at the dip
$10 by Friday

>>19784081
I only like Part 1 & 2. Stands are autistic and should be removed. Why did the cool martial arts story become Digimon?

>>19783703

>Cheetos
>Beer
>Xanax
>Marlboro's

throw that shit in the garbage anon.

>>19783356
I bought XOM at $47 flat today. I still have cash on Hand so ill wait and see where it goes but if it dips anything below 40 I'll just spend the rest of my cash on it.
I wouldn't take on debt for it though.

>>19784104
Stands are more interesting than Hamon. Hamon ran into a dead end in Part 2 and had nowhere to go from there. At least stands allows for interesting scenarios and strategies when done well.

>>19783213
hello Rebbit!

>>19784104
I enjoy every part of jjba except part 3 it was too much of a generic shonen story for my taste

>>19784122
Same here, brother. Bought at 46.98, literally just before the EOD dump. Shit sucks, but I think this is a bag I won't mind holding for a bit. I'll buy more if there is a dip after my capital clears on RH. We are gonna make it, oil bro.

I fucking loved part one and anyone who says it wasn’t the best can suck my dick.

Pre-vampire dio was a little psycho dog murdering bitch.

In most shonen, the first ark and crossing the threshold from the ordinary world into the special world it the best fucking part. Some of the best are able to do that multiple times (HxH)

You have $200. What stock or option are you going all in on?

This is bullshit. I decided to try and buy a few calls. When they went up, I couldn’t fucking sell them. Then I lost 93% of my investment in 3 days.

I can see how you can make cash doing this, but I couldn’t even SELL THE PUTS

>>19784153
BYFC

What do you guys expect to happen tomorrow? crabbing? red? green?

>>19784104
I need to see more of this secondary protagonist redhead.

>>19783567
I did an employee intake the other day and this guy gives me a social security card that was printed on printer paper. He paid $200 for it.

>>19784158
you can cover your calls with puts

>>19784158
damn, 84 whole dollars, how will you ever recover

>>19784130
I love the sex pistol stand and the spin in part
I just feel it grounds the characters into reality making them actually humans that can be killed by non stand Users or just shot to death

>>19784153
CUM

>>19784150
>>19784122
Not in pure oil exactly but am feeling the pain of "mr. Krabs" I'm in natural gas mostly MRO and OKE and although am green I am concerned that both will dip to march levels given the current situation of natural gas and oil. Man this is such bs, where is my international event that boosts oil and natural gas prices.

This prediction was made in 2017 shortly after Trump entered the office.

>>19784153
GLD

>>19784185
I own stocks and decided to attempt a little options. Never again. What’s the point of buying calls and puts if my orders ARE NEVER PURCHASED when I’m actually ahead??

>>19783738
I've got some RDSB calls that expire july

Hopefully they bounce up enough for me to take just a little profit so I can pull the fuck out of oil companies

>>19783738
XOM gang baby boy

>>19784152
Yeah fren, I liked it too. I’m in part 4 and didn’t like it at first, but it grew on me quickly

>>19784220
Sell them instead... you have it backwards

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBLdQ1a4-JI

>>19784216

no way to prove it was made in 2017

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>19784243
dude what

>>19784241
He's saying no one purchased HIS calls dude. His order was never filled.

This minor correction overnight was good for the market it’s setting us up for the next leg higher

>>19784241
I’m saying I couldn’t sell them to anyone. No one purchased my call options and now they are worthless

>>19784248
>African American Father and Husband was shot in the back for sleeping in a Wendy’s parking lot! OUTRAGE!
Whoa, that’s scary as hell! Why did cops just start shooting at a car in a parking lot?
>Well... they were called there
For a sleeping man in a parking lot?
>Well...he was sleeping in the drive-thru
He just fell asleep while ordering some spicy nuggets?
>Well...no, he was passed out.
So he was drunk driving?
>Well...y-yeah but he was stopped!
...because he passed out while at the wheel.
>Yes but he was still shot in the back while sleeping!
Passed out you mean?
>Yes
So the cops just rolled up, sat in the back seat of the guy’s car and shot him in the back?
>N-no, they woke him up and asked him to pull into a parking spot.
And then they shot his car?
>No he was outside the car
And they just shot him in the back?
>No they spoke with him for about 6 minutes and asked him to take a sobriety test,
And then they killed him?
>No he agreed to take the test.
And then they killed him?
>No, he took the test and failed.
And then they killed him?
>No he admitted to drinking and was placed under arrest.
And then they killed him?
>No, he resisted arrest.
And then they killed him?
>No, he grabbed a taser and fired it at the police...then they killed him.
So he wrestled a deadly weapon from the cops and tried to use it on them in order to flee the scene of a crime?
>It was just a taser bro!
BLM has been telling me for years now that tasers are deadly weapons and should not be used.
>Y-yeah but...
So he was using a deadly weapon to escape arrest?
>Y-yeah but...
So the cops acted in self defense?
>Yes...no...wait yes
So the real story is: “Criminal shot dead after assaulting police with a deadly weapon after committing a crime and trying to flee a lawful arrest” correct?
>NO JUSTICE NO PEACE!

PUTS ON ATLANTA ASAP

>>19784248
me shorting heck out of it

>>19784248
jerome

>>19783292
>>19783195
>Trading funny money based on niggers instead of funny money based on cryptography

ISHYGDDT you fucking gamblers, as a moral being I hope you lose every cent for supporting the globohomo synagogue of satan

>>19784248
O_O what that pretty indicator you using?
it look like doplar radar scans

>>19784158
What you want is a liquid (high volume) option chain with a tight spread. I wouldn't trade anything not on this list https://www.optionseducation.org/toolsoptionquotes/today-s-most-active-options

>>19784264
probably because you bought some ridiculous strike with no open interest because it was what you could afford, that is, not a lot. literally handing free money away, imagine the surprise for the guy selling when some retard bought it lol

>>19784248
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>>19784288

probably big news breaking. you know, the kind of news that the elite get first? I'm sure there will be a breaking news story around 8am NYC time.

>>19784288

Madrid Moving Average Ribbon, MACD, Madrid Moving Average Ribbon Bar V2.

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>>19783738
I'm bagholding 200 XOM at 48.71 average.

>>19784307
Oh I’m not claiming I knew what I was doing. I even used Robinhood for it because my Fidel account isn’t set up for options.

I’ve learned my lesson. I could have bought groceries with that $100 bucks instead of lighting it on fire

>>19784335
Ouch, I might buy at like 35 or 40. Is it even worth doing if I have so little money to dump in?

>>19784335
It will come back fren

>>19783738
>>19783785
>>19784230
>>19784335

I'm balls deep in oil. I got fucked this past week or so. I'm waiting for brighter days.

>>19784248

>>19784216
>5. Own the US debt and economy
Wasn't there an article just recently that said China is selling its stake in US debt?

>>19784150
Oil isn't going anywhere for the next 100 years and Exxon is one of the largest oil companies on the planet with a good balance sheet and a commitment to dividends.
We've already seen where it's lowest point was and we aren't going anywhere near that again unless we get absolutely smoked by a second wave and the lockdowns start all over again which I also can't see happening.
Oil is just very volatile so it's not something everyone has the psychology to hold. I have no plans of selling my oil shares any time soon. Definitely a long play for me.

>>19784335
yikes, fren. maybe look into le protective puterinos

>>19783908
I think TQQQ/TMF isn't viable long term anymore. Treasuries are bad given our current risk of inflation even ignoring the drawdown issues with TQQQ.

We cannot have deflation given outstanding government and household debt, and we can't raise interest rates given the market's reliance on easy money. This means that we're locked into a low interest, stagnant or inflationary environment. In this scenario we must keep printing, and thus treasuries are outpaced by equities and gold.

>>19783784
>We will see the greatest loss of life due to starvation, war and poverty by the end of our natural lifetime

Thank you for your contribution to the bubble my friend, 1 shekel has been reserved for your one way boatride to the depths of Hell. Keep poomping and maybe you can tip the ferryman.

>>19784375
But how much do you have to buy to really reap any rewards? Isn’t it better to make smaller investments in the short term and cash out?

>>19784323
>Madrid Moving Average Ribbon
Oooh very aesthetic. At a quick glance it appears to be decent for swing trading, too. I will backtest...

>>19784216
>Trump letting it happen
What's he supposed to do when China's leader extends his terms? Invade China?

Y/N

>>19784414
This girl looks disinterested. What do you suppose she is thinking?

>>19784387
Yeah I'm not sure bonds are going to perform or be a good offset. Maybe buying doom puts on low vix or at certain drawdown points

>>19784428
thinkin bout market ouija boards and astrological signs

>>19783738
still here but at least i'm not a tanker cuck.

>>19784375
>Oil isn't going anywhere
looks like it's going down lel

>>19784153
200 HTZ calls at $11

>>19783784
Ladies and gentlemen. This is the current state of the market, kek.

>>19784414

The problem with moving average ribbons is that if you interpret every signal (full ribbon inversion) as a reversal, you get too many false positives. So you need some kind of threshold to distinguish false from true positives, but that minimizes your gains. Ultimately there's no technical indicator that can predict the future.

>>19784387
so what do you suggest as a good hedge against TQQ if TMF isn't any good anymore?

>>19784382
>>19784357
Not interested in puts or calls, I'm too retarded for this. Just buying and selling works for me, better or worse. Overall I'm still +$3500, so I got some room for bagholding.
Tbh I could be in better situation if I would just refrain from selling on loss (I did that 2 times and both times the stock bounced back, at least to some extent), and from buying on bullish days, and sell as soon as I see a decent profit instead.

>>19784472
>So you need some kind of threshold to distinguish false from true positives, but that minimizes your gains
In my experience that's true of all TA setups. Always need a shit check widget or even two to remove some of the fake out signals.

BAKING

carnival, dave and busters, and skywest didnt rebound to pre-corona levels after 3 days so im gonna eat my loss

>>19784500

You can either cross-reference signals from different indicators, or allow a buffer period before you can safely assume a signal is real. It's fun to test different indicators regardless. MACD actually seems not absurdly off-base.

>>19783695
kek

>>19784481
Volatility or gold, but neither work as cleanly. I'd personally give up holding TQQQ long term.

oooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>19784387
>We cannot have deflation given outstanding government and household debt, and we can't raise interest rates given the market's reliance on easy money. This means that we're locked into a low interest, stagnant or inflationary environment. In this scenario we must keep printing
This is the second time I’ve heard you make that claim as if it’s fact, but the same situation happened in Japan and they could not cut rates and print money heavily enough to escape deflation. When things are cheaper a month from now than they are today, it creates a culture of savings that would destroy the US consumer that has kept the global economy afloat for the past year or so. It must be avoided, but that still doesn’t mean it’s avoidable.

>>19784266
>>No, he grabbed a taser and fired it at the police...then they killed him.
>So he wrestled a deadly weapon from the cops and tried to use it on them in order to flee the scene of a crime?
>>It was just a taser bro!
>BLM has been telling me for years now that tasers are deadly weapons and should not be used.
>>Y-yeah but...
>So he was using a deadly weapon to escape arrest?
I was with you until here. The cops can’t claim it’s nonlethal force but in this instance it’s a deadly weapon.

You’re arguing that those police officers looked to you like they were in mortal fear of imminent death?

How about this one:
https://youtu.be/OflGwyWcft8

Poor guy, even though he was acquitted, when the city rehired he had to immediately file for disability and now he just gets a measly $2500 in disability from the state for the rest of his life. Probably pretty shook up after a life threatening encounter like that.

>>19784595
Absolutely fucking bullish as fuck

>>19784506
Wait 30 posts you’re early

>>19784387
>and we can't raise interest rates given the market's reliance on easy money
I see people on 4chan regularly insisting this. I honestly believe that, if/when inflation becomes a problem, the Fed will raise interest rates. It'll crash the stock market, but the Fed will do it.
The alternative is basically for the Fed to slowly kill itself. It's power as an institution comes from the power of the dollar. That's it. The Central Bankers aren't going to kill themselves for the hell of it.
If the Fed has been hesitant to raise interest rates, its because there hasn't been much need for it.

>>19784628
the fed hasn't been raising rates because jerome is a spineless and can't stand up to the orange man

Is it legal to sell things which don't exist?

For example could I sell or lease the right to build real estate on an earth like planet several galaxies away from us for the next 100,000 years for $1 per year?

>>19783856
It wouldn't because no one would sell below the price the Fed was willing to buy. Look at Nippon post YCC

>>19784660

Who would buy?

>>19784682
/biz/

>>19784682
People who visit /x/ or someone who is just bored. I could frame it as a 'funny' birthday gift to buy for someone else etc.

>>19784660
No because you need to own the rights that you are selling, which you do not.

That said it doesn't stop scammers from doing it anyway. The Eiffel Tower was sold for scrap once. Obviously it was a scam when they tried to collect.

>>19784266
>>19784596
God damn it that video cuts off the ending

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VBUUx0jUKxc

>>19784660
Depends on what country you live in I’m sure. Now is it moral?

>>19784652
They operate based on MMT. They'll raise rates when inflation gets high enough.
Orange Man may put pressure on the Fed, but I don't know if he could outright halt raising rates.

Reminder. The next two days will be huge for pic related and other nog stocks. Stop gambling on crypto and join the moonride. You don't have much time.

nigger ass

>>19784718
It shouldn’t be legally possible but I believe he could arrange for a court to side with him.

bobos...tomorrow is our day...

>>19784596
The problem in this specific case is that the Atlanta DA already set a precedent that a taser is, in fact, a deadly weapon when he previously charged 3 officers with aggravated assault.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5QEnGkIbzA

NEW

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>>19784745

NEW @_@

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>>19784726
>buy my obscure niggerbank bags so i can cash out at 2x
No.

>>19784694

No, nobody is going to spend money on that. You're not going to make six figures scamming people as a "joke".

>>19784757
why did you split? someone else called it

>>19784746
Can back in your cave bobo

damn it all, you talked me into this. Tell me things I want to hear. This is going to moon, isn't it?

>>19784761
Could I interest you in rights to the ownership of some cryptocurrency?

>>19784364
ewww... pervert

>>19784755
I’ll take your word for it, I’m not gonna watch some twitch streamer who ripped off the style of Adult Swim bumps.

That is a tough one. Yeah they’re gonna walk. I hope they don’t get rehired, that was manslaughter by their own gross incompetence.

>>19784871
Take it as you will but donut gives really good insight to how police operate.

>>19784418
https://alphaarchitect.com/2014/10/07/the-quantitative-value-investing-philosophy/
Though this would be a real pain to implement.

How are regular people ever going to do value investing.
It seems completely unbelievable that anyone could buy a good company for a reasonable price and wait decades.
Almost no one works like that.

>>19785032
Keke his name is donut? Was he a cop?

Are you the guy who got hyped and posted about it when that twinky gamer returned to YouTube?

>>19785060
>Was he a cop?
For 3 years I think, don't know where. I don't keep up with his personal life.

>Are you the guy who got hyped and posted about it when that twinky gamer returned to YouTube?
I honestly have no idea what you're referencing.

any ausbros get on the SPT rocket today?
your boy got slapped 20gs in at $0.74 and sold at $1.42
secured a lovely profit of $19292
feels good.

>>19783703
That's the weakest but also the best corona stash I've seen so far.

>>19783784
> When everything is in a "bubble" nothing is in a bubble
I know, and what's even better, when everything "crashes", nothing crashes! The market has turned fool proof!