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>> No.19775145

>>19775120
I would hope not

>> No.19775146
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19775146

>>19775126

Mfw
>oil stonks
>rdsb

>> No.19775153

>he fell for the market goes down meme

>> No.19775154
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19775154

>>19775123
and the stock market isn't?

>> No.19775164

Really want a +1000 day

>> No.19775166 [DELETED] 

Black lives matter

>> No.19775169

>he fell for the market goes up meme

>> No.19775170

Threadly reminder that Robinhood is the zoomer remover.

>> No.19775179
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19775179

WHY KOS WHY?!

>> No.19775184
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19775184

The buying window is fading
People are buying
You should’ve bought the bottom when the dot was red

>> No.19775194
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19775194

Human lives don't matter.

All that matters is you GO AND EAT AT DENNY'S BEFORE FRIDAY!!!

>> No.19775195

Cruise stocks getting ready to make another run.

>> No.19775197

Crab market crab market
Looks like bull, talk like bear

>> No.19775202

>>19775126
Global Consciousness Event Edition

>> No.19775204
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19775204

i'm not doing the math but there's got to be like $2M in HTZ asks not counting the meme $199,999 asks

>> No.19775208
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19775208

>fed promises to buy stonks
>volume on the entire market just vanishes
what did they mean by this?

>> No.19775209

Imagine looking at your robinhood account that you recently deposited 800 dollars into and seeing a negative balance of 800k dollars and not only thinking that it was real, but killing yourself as well

>> No.19775213

Why is MARK crashing?

>> No.19775215 [DELETED] 
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19775215

I've always found the squeeze indicator fascinating.

>> No.19775216

>>19775184
Well fuck If AOC isn't on next I'm totally fucked. Everybody is waiting for that cunt to dump all their shares at the same time.

>> No.19775221
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19775221

>>19775170
>MFW I accidentally trade options with margin trading on

>> No.19775226

anyone else watch porn to just to watch it?
Sometimes I’ll eat a sandwich and have a coke while watching pawg teen bbc gangbang

>> No.19775230

>>19775204
well yeah... what would you do if you were still holding?

Glad I made that easy $10 this morning offloading the call I bought yesterday!

>> No.19775233
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19775233

>FINTECH
FINTECH
>FINTECH

>> No.19775238

>>19775208
It was priced in.

>> No.19775240

I have crossed the threshold of investing in WAR. I bought defense contract stocks and now I cannot stop thinking about WW3. Is this how men turn evil?

>> No.19775241

Lmao basedbean futures is fucking kill

>> No.19775242

Can someone explain to me what the day trader warnings robinhood is giving me.

>> No.19775247

>>19774380
> 0.06%
lol no, more like about 1% of us.
https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/coronavirus-death-rate/
IFR is above 1% but presumably only about 80-90% of the whole population will become infected, so about 1% of the population in every country will die.
Do the goddamn fucking math people, it's not even hard. In the link supplied they show you every step of how to do the math yourself to verify.
Some complete shit-for-brains will take issue with how they included deaths that were only presumed to be from Covid. All the numbers in the link are clearly labeled, redo the calculation without the deaths you want to exclude. You will notice the IFR is still rather higher than anybody in this dumb fucking board will claim. Then you put on your big boy pants and do the math for a few more countries that, unlike NYC, did not lose track of their dead so there are no question marks around which dead should be counted, and you recall that IFR should be about the same in every country (same virus, no cures). And finally you realize by including the deaths in NYC that you probably wanted to exclude the IFR lines up with that of other countries, indicating at least most of them should in fact be included.
For someone who hasn't gone all in on the market and isn't high on wishful thinking, the numbers are very clear.

>> No.19775251

>>19775226
What does pawg even mean?

>> No.19775252
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19775252

30th for fuck dot posters

>> No.19775257

>>19775241
Hang on 4chainz I am actually talking about the soi beans not some dank maymay stop censoring me

>> No.19775258

>>19775230
I'd neck myself for being retarded enough to buy a company that could be dropped from trading at literally any second.

>> No.19775264

hooooooly shit... bringing up the loss of world reserve currency status in a fintech convo???
On a national broadcast???

That should dump...

>>19775226
you might want to take a break
It can be good during a workout or before you go visit and fuck your girlfriend, but eating?

>> No.19775265

>>19775242
Stop day trading or you’ll be locked out for 90 days

>> No.19775266

>>19775208
they will start buying next week

>> No.19775273
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19775273

>>19775126
Imagine not going full BLM mode and making a quick 1000% in a day because retards are throwing money at black owned businesses.

>> No.19775275
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19775275

Anyone know what happen to the Klem poster?

>> No.19775279 [DELETED] 

>>19775252
>31st
The dot predicted this.

>> No.19775280

>>19775242
If robinhood marks you as a pattern day trader, you have to have an account value of 25k or greater in order to continue making day trades. If your account value is under 25k do not get marked as a pattern day trader or you could be stuck with a stock for 90 days

>> No.19775287

What will the Fed's blockchain exit scam be called?
Dubs name it.

>> No.19775289

>>19774157
>Kearns may not have realized that his negative cash balance displaying on his Robinhood home screen was only temporary and would be corrected once the underlying stock was credited to his account. Indeed it’s not uncommon for cash and buying power to display negative after the first half of options are processed but before the second options are exercised—even if the portfolio remains positive.

>“Tragically, I don’t even think he made that big of a mistake. This is an interface issue, they have slick interfaces. Confetti popping everywhere,” says Brewster referring to the shower of colorful confetti Robinhood routinely deploys after customers make trades. “They try to gamify trading and couch it as investment.”

So in essense he killed himself over an UI issue because he was a brainlet

Based frontend dev who did this

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19775292

>>19775208

never underestimate Jpows power faggot

>> No.19775299
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19775299

FUCK WE'RE GOING RED BOYS

>> No.19775302

Is there some sort of /biz/ meme about giving horrible advice. Anon convinced me to go hard into HTZ earlier and it’s been sitting at $1.95 for 3 hours now

>> No.19775304

>>19775280
What the hell is a pattern day trader

>> No.19775313

KEEP FUCKING SELLING!!!!

>> No.19775316

>>19775287
Shekels

>> No.19775319

>>19775242
In America, by law, you can't buy then sell the same thing in the same day unless your portfolio was $25K or more at the start of the day. If you do this more than 3 times in a 5 day span, you will be marked as a pattern day trader.

>> No.19775320

>>19775273
I’m 250 shares I’m ready to ride the BLM wave

>> No.19775321

>>19775280
I think you are allowed to close your positions, you just can't open any more. Also, other brokerage firms will be notified of this as well.

>> No.19775322

>>19775304
What is a Pattern Day Trader?
A pattern day trader (PDT) is a regulatory designation for those traders or investors that execute four or more day trades during five business days’ time using a margin accountr. The number of day trades must constitute more than 6% of the margin account's total trade activity during that five-day window. If this occurs, the trader's account will be flagged as a PDT by their broker. The PDT designation places certain restrictions on further trading and is in place to discourage investors from trading excessively.

>> No.19775325

>>19775258
ah, but it COULD get a fed bailout... MAYBE
And that was enough to but $40 on it, because sometimes I like to give myself a little gamble, as long as I'm honest about what it is.

>> No.19775326
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19775326

You did load up on CCX... right, anon?

>> No.19775331

>>19775280
Does that mean I would be stuck with all stocks for 90 days or just the one I was trading

>> No.19775334

>2020
>selling

>> No.19775336

Some post some spicy AOCs

>> No.19775338

>>19775302
Every single anon I've seen here hates HTZ. Only people talking about it are saying it's a throwaway gamble.

>> No.19775340
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19775340

ITS OVER

>> No.19775342

>>19775302
The entire internet gives horrible advice, anon. Don't let anybody convince you to do anything with your money that you don't 100% understand.

>> No.19775350

>>19775209
the kid tried a bull call spread and got unlucky in the worst possible case scenario, and the debt displayed wasn't even real and killed himself
my sides

>> No.19775351

>>19775299
my shits green are you ok bro

>>19775302
Seriously? HTZ is literally bankrupt, where are they gonna go from here

>> No.19775352

>>19775251
phat ass white girl.
---
So I'm holding on to a BA 6/24 200c. Anyone in on this with me?
---
Secondly, has SSL turned into a meme??? anyone still bullish on that stock

>> No.19775353

fuck SPX, NDX is now the index i gamble with

>> No.19775361

>>19775287
LARP

>> No.19775362

>>19775331
Cant buy or sell anything. Any stocks you’re holding you’re stuck with

>> No.19775363

>>19775331
You can close all positions, but you can't open new ones.

>> No.19775366

incoming trailing stops...

>> No.19775367

>>19775209
Hmm? RH algos being retarded again?

>> No.19775370

no lewds today please im doing nofap

>> No.19775372

JEROME SAVE ME

>> No.19775382

>>19775287
THE OOAA

>> No.19775383

>>19775289
I guess you could call it a bug, but that was the actual value of his portfolio in between option executions.

>> No.19775387
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19775387

>>19775126

the crabs are winning this today right guys?

>> No.19775397

>>19775302
HTZ is sinking, my nig.
They're gonna be hit with negative revenue every quarter till your shares are worthless

>> No.19775399

>>19775352
>ssl
oil and that sector is generally down - its gains have been greater and its declines in line

its holding its own at the mo desu

>> No.19775401

>>19775342
Its a think tank, you will hear every opinion imaginable. It is your job to filter it.

>> No.19775416

>>19775367
I mean the worst possible case would be that you lose your principal and margin on a risky call, robinhood doesnt allow you to purchase an option you dont have the money to cover all the losses for. Theres no way he had 400k in his account

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19775418

>>19775370
and.... lost

>> No.19775419

Is anyone in mining company’s stocks ? Condor gold or so?

>> No.19775420

GME a good buy?

>> No.19775422

>>19775401
Well said.

>> No.19775427
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19775427

>>19775146
>betting on historic under-performers for longs
Go Petrobras

>> No.19775429

>>19775292
whoops this 4chan tweet sure didn't age well!
BLOOD
RED

>> No.19775430
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19775430

Did you buy?

>> No.19775431

>>19775302
have you considered also purchasing some LK ?

>> No.19775433

The EOD pump is so obvious lol

>> No.19775443

>>19775419
Physical metal is just as good or better

>> No.19775458

>>19775304
Nanny state nonsense.
Meant to protect people from gambling their last 25 thousand away.

>> No.19775459

SPY went red

>> No.19775465

>>19775443
Idk if I really want big shiny rock in my house

>> No.19775470

belle delphine is back, invest in kleenex

>> No.19775473

NKLA lists 4 employees.
23.97B market cap

>> No.19775474

>>19775247
Hahahahahahahahahahaha where are all the "just a flu bro" posters attempting to shoot this down? Dead cat got your tongue?

>> No.19775479
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19775479

Bro buy HTZ that's where the big money is.
It's still down 99% from Corona. You will be a millionaire next year. I already made $25 from my $70 investment.

>> No.19775484
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19775484

>>19775433
200,000 DEAD AMERICANS BY OCTOBER
KOREAS ABOUT TO NUKE EACH OTHER
POOS AND CHINKS ABOUT TO NUKE EACH OTHER
WAVE 2 WORLDWIDE
THERE IS NOTHING TO PUMP ANON, IT'S ALL OVER

>> No.19775485

>>19775458
almost true, because this designation is for margin users, its to prevent gamblers from losing 25k they dont have

>> No.19775495

>>19775430
No one fucking cares about your shitty bags faggot.

>> No.19775496

hard rock diamond, viagra induced, $47 support for XOM

>> No.19775498

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU GNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS

YOU'RE OVER SOLD JUST FUCKING GO UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.19775501

>>19775484
>all those things listed

Bullish as fuck

>> No.19775502

>>19775474
nobody cares to respond because the issue is beyond dead

>> No.19775503
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19775503

Is WFC gonna keep on spiking like it’s been doing? Is it smart to buy now that it’s in a dip?

>> No.19775504

>>19775484
They're going to have a Trump rally.

>> No.19775514

Who the fuck is selling. Like just hold

>> No.19775520

>>19775470
kek

>> No.19775521

>>19775484
sure there is, buy DFEN or underlying stocks

>> No.19775522

>>19775498
wow shit it's working

>> No.19775523

>>19775331
>>19775304

What the fuck are you people thinking? You're playing a dangerous game with real money without knowing the fucking rules. I imagine when you get your 1099-B you'll drool at it in confusion.

>> No.19775524

>>19775498
look at the order book, retard. it is being intentionally kept from moving in any direction so retail like you gets bored and moves on

>> No.19775525

>>19775496
I bought it. So now its gonna crack and fall to 30

>> No.19775526

>>19775484
Bullish for Raytheon and Lockheed

>> No.19775529

I got in 1.5k in IDEX at 1.82
Yay or nay?

>> No.19775533 [DELETED] 

>>19775474

It’s less than a flu. It’s all bullshit and it’s bad for you. Anytime the populace feels good again and the market goes up it’s niggers rioting or it’s this corona shit. If it’s not plain as day to you that it’s being done on purpose there’s no helping you.

>> No.19775534

>>19775484
in clown market those are all BVLLISH

>> No.19775536

>>19775465
Stick it in a PVC pipe and bury it somewhere. Write down the location if it's not in or near your house
>>19775470
Rofl

>> No.19775537

>>19775521
>buy DFEN
okay this is based BUT THE REST I STAND BY

>> No.19775539

>>19775485
Ah, forgot that. Robinhood goes beyond the regulation and applies it to your whole account right?

>> No.19775543

>>19775523
I’m not American I don’t think these rules apply to me

>> No.19775546

>>19775247
OH NO THE UNPRODUCTIVE BOOMERINOS WHO ARE A NET DRAIN ON SOCIETY WILL DIE!!!
THIS WILL MAKE FAANG BASICALLY WORTHLESS!! HODL SQQQ
t. you, a retard

>> No.19775549

Is it time to buy OIL this afternoon? XOM methinks?

>> No.19775551

>>19775525
And you would obviously buy more anywhere close to that I hope. XOM is a great long term hold.

>> No.19775550
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19775550

EOD pump is approaching

>> No.19775552

>>19775503
After looking at that 3 month chart I would say WFC is due for a spike soon

>> No.19775553

>>19775503
put an order at $23.23. these repeating kaballah numbers work

>> No.19775556

>>19775484
>200,000 DEAD NIGGERS BY OCTOBER
Bullish
>KOREAS ABOUT TO NUKE EACH OTHER
South Korea doesn't have nukes
>POOS AND CHINKS ABOUT TO NUKE EACH OTHER
So the same as past 60 years?
>WAVE 2 WORLDWIDE
Just the flu bro
>THERE IS NOTHING TO PUMP ANON, IT'S ALL OVER
Says increasingly nervous bear for the 89th time

>> No.19775557

>>19775539
Yes

>> No.19775559

we crab at 0% and the last candle of the day decides if we red or green

>> No.19775576

$3.42 buying power left over. Got shafted on HTZ and can’t sell or I’ll be marked as a day trader. What should I buy

>> No.19775577

>>19775525
we will just buy more bro

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19775578

>>19775320
We kang gang now

>> No.19775580

shit's easy, just buy low and sell high

I don't get how /biz/ niggers manage to lose money in this game.

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19775581

>>19775399
thank you senpai

Hot long term play for you and whoever else wants it.
XRX
has potential to hit $60-70s in 2-3 years if they really focus on their 3d printing technology and expand there (which I forsee them doing). I am a poor man so I barely own any but I really believe in this company.

You see this image, it is XRX's bae

>> No.19775582

>>19775550
but it's dumping...your interpretation of the dot is off.

>> No.19775585

>>19775549
I just bought XOM at 46.98

>> No.19775588
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19775588

>>19775550
STOP WITH THE FUCKING DOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.19775591

Sup muggles. I've been away all day practicing alchemy, give me an EOD play. I'll choose the play from whoever has the best ID.

>> No.19775593

>>19775523
Relax man. I only have $80 invested. I’m learning as I go before I put any actual money in

>> No.19775595

What to hold for AH action?

>> No.19775596
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19775596

>>19775336
nah post delicious pussy juice instead.

>> No.19775597

>>19775576
you can't sell even if you were cool with being marked as a pattern day trader

>> No.19775598

>>19775585
lulz. oil down more tomorrow, cap this.

>> No.19775606

How oil, cruise line, and air line memers finally understand that when they were told "you will be bagholding for at least a year" that it was right.

>> No.19775614

>>19775430
Of course not refr shill whose been here for a long time and never seems to post his position which is likely huge and at high prices. Lemme gyess you bought at$30 back during the dotcom bubble.

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>>19775498
This was actually a PnD that I looked into that actually seemed to have substance to it, they even launched something the other day..... other meme stocks take years for that if at all

What happened?

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19775617

>>19775588
No, it’s hilarious

>> No.19775618

>>19775591
I ain't got time for this shit. I got 30 ITM SPY puts that expire in like 40 minutes.

>> No.19775626

>>19775597
So I’ll never be able to sell it? Brb going to take a bath in a pile of silver eagles

>> No.19775628

>>19775588
Yeah that shit has been annoying as fuck the past few days

>> No.19775629

PTON DOWN

>> No.19775633

ive just been ignoring this shit all day.

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>>19775556
>bear
>he plays one side
LMAOING @ U BUDDY

>> No.19775640

>>19775591
HTZ

>> No.19775641

>>19775484
oh yeah i'm buying

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19775643

>>19775618

>> No.19775647

Buy into CXW my friends, moon mission soon

>> No.19775656

>>19775580
Short high, cover low

>> No.19775661

Should I buy the FANG dip

>> No.19775669

>>19775524
Link?

Also I think it's a joke but I'm still trying to make money off it.

>>19775615
It's a meme stock

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19775670

shhh....... hey tanker chads.....
are you ready?
Get some cheapies... watch out for FRO swinging with the russ2k.

>> No.19775673

>>19775598
nope.

>Oil jumps 3% on reopening optimism and supply cuts

screencap this

>> No.19775674

>>19775626
it's halted and could very well be delisted
i've never seen something like this so i don't know if you'd ever be able to get your money out at all or if it's going to be used to pay creditors higher up on the ladder

>> No.19775677

>>19775580
>bringing that normie reddit shit here.
Fuck off. We buy high sell low.

>> No.19775680

I'm slightly bullish on KR, what are the odds higher than expected earnings are priced in?

>> No.19775683
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19775683

>>19775302
>Anon convinced me to go hard into HTZ earlier
/biz/ truly is the dumbest finance community on the internet

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19775687

I'm serving up crabfags with beurre blanc.

>> No.19775691

>>19775591
SPY 300p exp mid july

>> No.19775692

>>19775549
I bought 47.10

>> No.19775695

>>19775362
I think you can still buy and sell you are just barred from making any day trades.

>> No.19775696

>>19775683
is that real?
how is that guy still living with the cat coming out of his head like that

>> No.19775716

>>19775692
I’ll buy some for -20.56.

>> No.19775725

>>19775126
ANANANA https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/h84fux/bought_10k_worth_of_htz_at_347_am_i_screwed/

>> No.19775726

I need the next meme stock to 200%. I have to get back to my breakeven

>> No.19775728

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>> No.19775735

>>19775302
>Anon convinced me to go hard into HTZ earlier
What was his pitch. Seriously. Tell me.

>> No.19775736

>>19775725
>Try giving some advice instead of calling me autistic and a retard
kek

>> No.19775740
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19775740

I made a whole yang on those puts.

>> No.19775742
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19775742

theres a fight going on at 312.5

>> No.19775745
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19775745

NAAAADDAAAQ

>> No.19775746 [DELETED] 

>>19775726

You are going to lose your ass going about it that way.

>> No.19775747
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19775747

oil.

SOON

>> No.19775748

>>19775725
I like how he's asking if he's screwed as if there's any doubt whatsoever

>> No.19775749
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>>19775728
u alright bud?

>> No.19775750

how accurate is the theta?

reason i ask is i bought a 310 put exp friday with a theta of -.8

>> No.19775754

>>19775735
Stonks only go up

>> No.19775756

I fell for the Dennys meme lads

shaking my head

>> No.19775761

>>19775726
ZOM

>> No.19775762

>>19775748
well this was 4 days ago before the news that they are being halted lmao

>> No.19775763

>>19775716
XOM will never hit 20;s, nonetheless 30's.

>> No.19775764 [DELETED] 

>>19775750

Well it’s a formula so pretty fuckin accurate

>> No.19775766

>>19775735
>FUCKING HALP I BOUGHT HTZ AND I CAN'T GET OUT

>> No.19775769
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19775769

what the fuck is special about $312.30
if this isn't evidence of manipulation i don't know what is

>> No.19775770
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19775770

gem from yesterday since today was fucking nothing

>> No.19775771

>>19775746
I lost my ass trying to play the normal way.

>> No.19775775

>>19775747
The drop was priced in. We're mooning.

>> No.19775776

>>19775735
> "You wanna lose money?"

>> No.19775778

>>19775726
SQQQ

>> No.19775780

>>19775747
So sell now and buy in december?

>> No.19775781

>>19775735
He said hertz used to be $55 and now it’s sub $2.

>> No.19775782

>>19775747
>whoa the line went down a lot
>now the line's gonna go up a lot
WHOA.

>> No.19775784

>>19775742
Not anymore there isn't
309 EOD

>> No.19775786
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19775786

>"Alvin over here didn't buy any Hertz. The pussy thinks it will only go down while me and the boys all made sick gains"
>"Hahahaha how much did you made yet? Maybe you can become Alvin's boss after graduation"
>next day Alvin buys some

This is 100% sure what happened all over the USA.

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19775790

>>19775756
our time will come fren

>> No.19775791

>>19775754
BlockBuster, Radioshack and ToysRUs didn't go up. Stocks as a whole go up but not individual ones. Yes I know I'm killing the joke but these people need help.

>> No.19775792

CORR DIPPIN'

>> No.19775793
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>>19775683
And you didn’t use your own head to see that investing in a bankrupt company is risky?

>> No.19775795 [DELETED] 

>>19775756

Have you ever eaten there? The food tastes and feels like plastic and the staff and customers all look like current or ex meth users at the end of their ropes.

>> No.19775803
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19775803

How do I short non asian women?

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>>19775784

>> No.19775807

NAIL trailing stop triggered

>> No.19775811

>>19775533
> Math is wrong because newspapers are political propaganda outlets
Idgaf what the papers write. This echo chamber has managed to convince itself that covid is LESS lethal than the flu with TWICE the dead under a fucking LOCKDOWN. Can you even begin to imagine how absolutely braindead you'd have to be to reach that conclusion? Seriously, math on the level 120k dead > 66k dead is beyond you.
The problem with 4chan boards is that they don't debate facts, they trade in insults and everybody is afraid of being on the side currently called cucks. Before you know it you subscribe to some "board truth" only believed by 4channers on the basis that not believing it would make them "cucks".
Covid is "beyond dead" to /biz/ because you're all so ashamed and embarrassed about having gone all in on covid being a nothingburger without evidence, it reflects really poorly on the connectedness with reality for this whole board. The reality is that Covid doesn't even have waves, it is one big wave that we put a temporary dent in with lockdowns. 1% of the population will die, 25% will be below 65 years old.
> b-but we won't be doing more lockdowns
Good, because they hardly even helped. That doesn't imply 1% of us aren't going to die.
> I don't care about old farts dying
I know you don't. But you are mistaken thinking that the markets won't.
> boomers dying is good for economy
Just enough of them dying to wreck the economy, nowhere near enough of them dying to save the economy. In fact, seeing how long and expensive hospital stays are for covid, boomers just increased their load on the systems. Remember, most of them will just cost a fortune to keep alive, most won't do us all a favor and die cheaply.
> BUT THIS ISN'T GOOD NEWS!!!
I know you fucking idiots.

>> No.19775812

When does HTZ resume trading?

>> No.19775814
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.19775816

HERTZ ISNT JUST BANKRUPT NIGGERS

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/06/17/hertz-stock-amid-controversy-around-stock-sale.html

Shares of Hertz halted trading Wednesday pending news amid the bankrupt company’s controversial stock sale.
Shares were trading down about half a percent to $1.94.
The stoppage follows the Securities and Exchange Commission telling Hertz that the regulator has issues with the rental car company’s plan to sell stock.

>> No.19775822

>>19775793
I assume you meant that for the other guy, but I wouldn't touch HTZ with a 10 foot pole

>> No.19775829

I shouldn’t of tried to stop the falling knife

>> No.19775826

>>19775812
pretty sure you gotta go to HTZ headquarters and politely ask for your money back at this point

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>> No.19775833

>>19775795
Yeah exactly, where else are meth heads and people at the end of their ropes supposed to go

>> No.19775836 [DELETED] 

>>19775811

Duuuude. Chill. It’s just a flu bruh.

>> No.19775838

>>19775816
what the fuck is the SEC going to do when the entire god damn market is a pump and dump shitcoin lmao

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>>19775781
Zeppelin air company used to be worth billions. Nows a good time to invest anon.

>> No.19775840

>>19775812
NEVER lol

>> No.19775841

>The S&P 500 is set to see $1.8 trillion worth of options contracts expire on June 19.
>The third-largest non-December options expiration date in history could fuel massive volatility in the market.
The majority of these options must be shorts, right? I know retail investors are buying the shit out of puts, but all the institutional investors still don't seem to believe in this rally. Does this mean we might see a short squeeze near the end of the week?

>> No.19775842

BUY

THE

FUCKING

DIP

>> No.19775846

VERTICAL DUMPING
RUG PULL HAPPENING NOW

>> No.19775848

uh oh im financially ruinerino

>> No.19775849
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19775849

>Bobos and Bullcucks debating Red or Green
>when it's just Crab

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>>19775811

>> No.19775853

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.19775856
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19775856

that's gotta hertz

>> No.19775863

>>19775826
I sold a put that went ITM. I was wondering if I could flex on the guy who bought it anyway.

>> No.19775865

>>19775756
lmao you rly thought a boomer packed sit down resty would survive tue covid hoax lmao

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>>19775816
Imagine buying a bankrupt company.
HTZ was a moron filter

>> No.19775868

>>19775770
>Woman investor
Destined to fail. You're supposed to take emotion out of the equation lmao

>> No.19775871

Fuck you all HTZ is mooning now. Hit a home run on my first day trading

>> No.19775872

>>19775842
THAT'S NOT A DIP THAT'S A WATERFALL

>> No.19775873 [DELETED] 

Awwww yeah it’s cheapie time

>> No.19775874

>>19775866
Hertz is back trading right now and mooning


LOL

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.19775878

>>19775803
donate to BLM

>> No.19775879

>>19775126
TSLA is holding strong. Buying a few more cheapies. Thanks.

See you at 2k.

>> No.19775880

>>19775816
So you're saying now is the time to buy?

>> No.19775884

Reminder that averaging down is a losing strat.

>> No.19775886

>>19775546
OH YES THE UNPRODUCTIVE BOOMERINOS WHO ARE A NET DRAIN ON SOCIETY WILL BECOME AN EVEN MUCH BIGGER DRAIN ON SOCIETY DUE TO LENGTHY, EXPENSIVE HOSPITAL TREATMENTS FOR COVID!! THIS IS BULLISH
t. you, a cretin

>> No.19775888
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Can’t buy this dip cause I don’t have cash

>> No.19775896
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19775896

Haters get fucked

>> No.19775902

>>19775839
Zepplins aren't a bad idea. They fucked up by putting in a flammable gas and allowing passengers to smoke.
>The airship was designed to be filled with helium gas but because of U.S. export restriction on helium, it was filled with hydrogen

>> No.19775901

>>19775888
Dip will last more than a day.

>> No.19775907

Do the thing Jerome

>> No.19775908

>>19775879
"Return to normal"

>> No.19775909

I-I fucking told you. Everything I buy dumps in a matter of moments. I'm sorry oil bros...

>> No.19775919

>>19775884
Says you, I just turned a $100 loss into a $1000 win by throwing more money at the fucking trade.

>> No.19775922

This is so easy just buy after every red 15 minute candle.

This market wants to only go up.

>> No.19775925

>>19775896
imagine bidding on this

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>>19775896
>already 2.10

>> No.19775932
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19775932

bought NET a few weeks ago cause of smg, not seeing any mentions here today...

you guys did keep holding, right?

>> No.19775943

>>19775932
Yes of course

>> No.19775946

>>19775909
No problem oil is one of the only industries that I'm comfortable holding large cap stocks in. When XOM gets below 44 I'm going all in

>> No.19775947

>>19775919
congrats

>> No.19775948

>>19775909
It's okay oil bro.
I'm partly to blame as well

>> No.19775953

>>19775874
>Hertz pumps after resume
>I'm still under
Fuck me sell now or yolo all the way to ZERO

>> No.19775957

>>19775909
Buy inverse ETFs and short the market

>> No.19775958

Is this it?

>> No.19775959
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19775959

MVIS simply does not care about the dump

>> No.19775961

>>19775851
Yeah I can't argue with that, that's how it feels alright. Maybe I'm just not getting it. When I finally realized that 95% of /pol/ are trolls I stopped caring, but I still don't get why 95% of a business board would be trolls, if you're interested in making money why waste your time trolling "just a flu brah" on a finance board?? No, I'm leaning towards posters here being clinically retarded rather than trolls, and my mission has always been to help, with godlike patience, the clinically retarded.
But if you're all just trolls who aren't about to lose all your money because you can't even fathom math of the complexity "dead / infected" I won't waste my breath.

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NIKOLA'S FOUNDER EXAGGERATED THE CAPABILITY OF HIS DEBUT TRUCK: BBG
>NIKOLA'S FOUNDER EXAGGERATED THE CAPABILITY OF HIS DEBUT TRUCK: BBG
NIKOLA'S FOUNDER EXAGGERATED THE CAPABILITY OF HIS DEBUT TRUCK: BBG
>NIKOLA'S FOUNDER EXAGGERATED THE CAPABILITY OF HIS DEBUT TRUCK: BBG
NIKOLA'S FOUNDER EXAGGERATED THE CAPABILITY OF HIS DEBUT TRUCK: BBG
>NIKOLA'S FOUNDER EXAGGERATED THE CAPABILITY OF HIS DEBUT TRUCK: BBG
NIKOLA'S FOUNDER EXAGGERATED THE CAPABILITY OF HIS DEBUT TRUCK: BBG
>NIKOLA'S FOUNDER EXAGGERATED THE CAPABILITY OF HIS DEBUT TRUCK: BBG
NIKOLA'S FOUNDER EXAGGERATED THE CAPABILITY OF HIS DEBUT TRUCK: BBG
>NIKOLA'S FOUNDER EXAGGERATED THE CAPABILITY OF HIS DEBUT TRUCK: BBG
NIKOLA'S FOUNDER EXAGGERATED THE CAPABILITY OF HIS DEBUT TRUCK: BBG
>NIKOLA'S FOUNDER EXAGGERATED THE CAPABILITY OF HIS DEBUT TRUCK: BBG
NIKOLA'S FOUNDER EXAGGERATED THE CAPABILITY OF HIS DEBUT TRUCK: BBG
>NIKOLA'S FOUNDER EXAGGERATED THE CAPABILITY OF HIS DEBUT TRUCK: BBG

>> No.19775965

>3:31p Breaking Hertz suspends share offering

>> No.19775966
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>>19775878
Wut how?

>> No.19775970

Just sold my Hertz shares at a 600 dollar profit. Thanks reddit!

>> No.19775971

you do own BABA GDS TCEHY ... right???

>> No.19775976
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19775976

Hit a fucking homerun on my first day

>> No.19775984

>>19775943
what do you feel of this rally?

getting an itchy swing finger

>> No.19775985
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its over

>> No.19775988

>>19775946
you think XOM can hit 44 soon?

>> No.19775990

did powell harp on about blm and diversity again? Stuff is dumping aaaaahhhhh

>> No.19775991

>+/- 0.5% all day
boring! lets see some blood

>> No.19775995

>>19775896
sell you idiot

>> No.19775997

this MVIS pump

>> No.19775998

>slowly sinking back into the crab hell that is 280-310
NNNNoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>> No.19776000

>>19775976
let's see those gains then and not a chart, big boy

>> No.19776002

>>19775995
I can’t I’ll be marked as a day trader.

>> No.19776003

>>19775984
Hold it

>> No.19776005

>>19775841
So what exactly does that mean for the babies here? Do I buy the dip this afternoon, or wait until the 19th and see whats up?

>> No.19776006

>>19775988
Boy this market is in for at least a 4% haircut

>> No.19776008

Hi I have a question.

If I sold a covered call for KO (KO $47 Call, 6/19 Expiration) - if KO ends up at $47.05, even the slightest above that $47 price, does the broker automatically exercise it for the buyer when the contract expires? Because the breakeven price was a bit higher than $48 from my end (ie. I still make a profit if the shares get exercised away from me?)

I want to keep my shares though so..

TL;DR What happens if $47 call ends up with stock price at $47.05 and profit point for buyer is higher than $47.05 at $48 or something, since they spent a premium to buy the contract.

>> No.19776010

>>19775976
sell to secure profits. Dont get greedy.

>> No.19776011

Welp, just sold my calls so that should end up being the bottom

>> No.19776019

>>19776002
lmao

>> No.19776024

Do we short HTZ?

>> No.19776029

>>19776002
its ok, its going to stay up overnight. Make sure you sell first thing in the AM

>> No.19776031

>>19776008
They get the shares at 0.05 discount. Eats some of the losses from the premium. Only the strike price matters.

>> No.19776033

Momo

>> No.19776034

>>19775964
fuck it i sold all but 1 share, i got cheap so whatever

>> No.19776035
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19776035

GNUS bagholder here. Ahem:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.19776036

>>19776008
if you're a robinhoodlum which you are, it will be executed automatically even if it's 1 cent in the money for the contract holder. if not, you'll keep your shares.

>> No.19776037

>>19776019
I only have 20 shares. I’m trying to learn. This is my First day afterall

>> No.19776038

>>19775946
r u serious bro

i'm trying to be bullish but i feel i am a bear. i want some oil...

>> No.19776039

>>19775961
it's been shared so many times that if you haven't seen shit about this being an issue with surge capacity and the operations/logistics of the whole fuckshow that corona makes, it's just not worth it. I think sharing articles we find and then getting spit on by retards and immigrants is really all we can do (at least for the other anons that are lurking or screaming with an IQ that's at least room temp)

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Are people just getting HTZ as a joke at this point?

>> No.19776048

>>19776008
If it is one penny higher than the face then it gets sold.

Your other question is execution. You can execute the call at any time, but generally you make more money selling the call.

>> No.19776056

>>19776035
Just bought in at 3.15. If it's good enough for Schwarzenegger, it's good enough for me. THANKS FOR THE CHEAPIES.

>> No.19776058

Can somebody explain to me what the VIX is and why it’s important

>> No.19776062

>>19776044
I am going to buy 1 share and print it out to put on my wall.

>> No.19776065
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WHERE ARE MY CHEAPIES???

>> No.19776066

New thread
>>19776047

>>19776047

>>19776047

>> No.19776082

>>19776036
Yep I'm a zoomer Robinhoodlum. Thanks for the answers guys.

Is there a brokerage that doesn't automatically exercise it for the covered call buyer?

>> No.19776085

>>19775886
>LENGTHY, EXPENSIVE HOSPITAL TREATMENTS
Does this prevent Facebook from making money?

>> No.19776086

If i try and sell after hours will it be marked as day trading ?

>> No.19776090

>>19775961
heads up, I'd keep eyes on gold miners. they're moving in strange ways. I think the market is moving toward pricing short term deflation (probably thanks to roni).

>> No.19776101

>>19776044
>I believe

>> No.19776103

>>19775533
It may not be much but it's not less than the flu.

>> No.19776117

SPY only down 90 cents the fuck are you all crying about?

>> No.19776118

>>19776008
Your shares will get called away (sold for 47 each) so you can take the 4700 plus the premium from the call you sold (if the break even is above 48 then the premium was over $100) and buy 100 more shares.

>> No.19776119

>>19776056
>implying I sold
im a slave on a trans atlantic ship named La GNUSa and my ankles are chained to the hull. Good of you to join!

>> No.19776130

htz was way better as a short from $5.
You're betting that the market isn't full of retards.

>> No.19776131

>>19776005
I'm trying to figure that out myself. March 20th was the 2nd-largest non-December options expiration date in history and the beginning of the rally began on the following Monday. I don't know enough to conclude much from that.

>> No.19776132

>>19776047
>>19776047
>>19776047
>>19776047

>> No.19776144

>>19776086
No that's obviously 24 hours later ur gud

>> No.19776267

>>19775902
Good. Helium shouldn't be wasted on stupid balloons. Look up what it does when it gets out into open air - anything released escapes the planet - basically the ultimate non-renewable resource

>> No.19776679

>>19776039
You are a more rational man than I. I'm jelly.

>> No.19776778

>>19776085
> Do boomer covid deaths hurt FB?
Yes they do, because the boomers are their main audience.
But more interestingly, FB relies on ads, ads rely on there being an economy with confident consumers buying shit they don't need. Covid wrecks the economy and consumer confidence, and so far all we've heard from /biz/ is "lol stonks dont need the economy", but that's just as dumb as it sounds, and when [bad economy->bad ads market-> bad tech stonks] it will become clear just how dumb that was.

>> No.19777001

Any thoughts on AAPL?

>> No.19777136

>>19776679
I'm cool headed until the kpop guy starts saying something extra dumb.

>> No.19777203

>>19777136
Well there have to be limits.