/biz/ - Business & Finance

So are we going negative or not? Can someone give a rundown so far of JP's shenanigans

>>19773063
everytime powell coffs lines goes up

JUST TAKE A FUCKING DRINK OF WATER JEROME FUCK

*clears throat*

HE HAS NO GRACE
HE HAS NO STYLE
SO SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT HIM

anime is welcomeed

Bought and sold a SPY call and made $46. Am i gonna make it brahs? don't like the idea of holding options overnight

its true how are you ever going to get women to vote to take away womens rights to vote again

surely democracy on any level can never work

it has to be taken away by force and disregard for voters

>>19773083
*ahem*

that's what he's been doing

*ahem*
*ahem*
*ahem*

Jerome is trying not to laugh at Ann Wagners hair

UUGGHMM

fuck niggers, hispanics and women

First for more discussion on blacks featuring Jerome

These lines are FUCKING SHIT what is happening. How can anyone make money in this retarded market.

The only things that go up, ever, are blue chips and random shitstocks getting pumped.

FIFTH FOR BIG ASIAN TITS

Also fuck oil tankers and that faggot that told me to buy Kroger $35 calls

oh shit he drop his spaghetti about the bonds

AHEM

Fuck anime

>>19773063
Any thought on BRZU? Looks bullish

Volume is very, very low. Expect a breakout in either direction depending on what is said.

>>19773129
bolsonaro is fixed on the economy, bullish, the country isn't too indebted aswell

>>19773096
that's when all the volatility is retard

is maxine waters pounding a hammer on her desk at home...

>>19773118

i dunno man im just accumulating positions to hopefully flip over the next few days.

>>19773120
There's nothing they can fucking do about this shit and they for damn well sure know it.

Please tell me it's going to dump. It would be the fourth time the market moves in the opposite direction I want it to and I'm fucking tired of it.

>>19773146
thanks, used to follow it when it was back around $20 years ago and completely forgot about it until a few weeks ago

>>19773118
How can you not make money I have no idea what I’m doing and even I’m making money

I need a pump. I'm hemorrhaging money

>>19773056
https://www.natlawreview.com/article/riot-related-damage-and-income-losses-are-covered-under-most-business-owners
yeah, seems like it's not going to be thrown into terror or acts of war. just your vanilla Property/CF IM and Comp coverage should be good for those businesses suffering losses.
>lyndis
yes. also i dropped my milkie folder at the request of the missus. so sorry that i do not have any lewd OLs lying around

>>19773168
i've stopped betting on dumps beyond a few cheap puts and started just setting stops

>>19773063

>oil stonks
>rdsb

OH FUCK WHY'D I EVER SELL SO MUCH!
DAMN IT NTDOY IS A ROCKET SHIIIIP!!!

>Nintendo: The Pokmon Company announces new titles for the Switch, expansions to Sword and Shield games
>10:18 AM ET, 06/17/2020 - Briefing.com
>Tsunekazu Ishihara, president and CEO of The Pokmon Company, unveiled a broad range of new video games, apps, and more during a Pokmon Presents video presentation. The Isle of Armor, the first set of content in the Pokmon Sword Expansion Pass and the Pokmon Shield >Expansion Pass, also launches today worldwide.The New Pokmon Snap game for the Nintendo Switch system is based on its namesake, which was first released for the Nintendo 64 console in 1999.Pokmon Caf Mix is a free-to-start game for Nintendo Switch systems and mobile devices.With Pokmon Smile, Pokmon continues to expand its app offerings for younger children by incorporating the world of Pokmon into the everyday task of brushing your teeth.
>Nintendo shares tapped a better-than two-year high following this news. In Tokyo, Nintendo shares added 2.4% today.

just bought a fuck load of boeing on this big candle, DONT FUCK ME

Alright anons I just bought my first option. A single long SPY call. This was purely to get my feet wet and learn the process and behavior of options. I've been playing with the calculator for a while and am interested to see if I can pull a few bucks out of this trade. The goal is to get a little practice in before I make any real big options trades.

>>19773185
>I have no idea what I'm doing
That's the trick. Every number and metric says we should be down to shit, so anyone who knows what they're doing is going to have either lost a lot or not gained much. On the other hand, anyone who blindly bought the dip is making money hand over fist.

the chad trinity:
IVR
GAN
OPES

>>19773188
WTF DO YOU HAVE

>>19773207
Boeing will retest 90 a share

>>19773119
2nd

>>19773211
you're going to lose a shitload of money

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

when paycheck hits going to pick up 1 MCD 1 ITW 1 V 1 MSFT 1 JPM 1 JNJ and 1 SBUX. I would have never done this with transaction fees, it'd all be one one stock. but here we are, no trading fees

>>19773200
I wouldn't bet on this. It's antagonizing some of the player base. Animal Crossing and Legend of Zelda IPs are probably the better ones to watch for better sentiment of the consumers.

>>19773224
I don't trust IVR. I have no reason to back this up but I just don't trust it for shit.

>>19773211
i think youre mentally handicap for even typing in the word SPY into your robinhood

anything with "S&P" in it i just think of warren buffet buying blue chip stocks and being a complete boomer fool

>>19773230
>projection
Don't be jealous anon. You can trade them too :)

"strain is strenuous"
J. Powell

>>19773211
SPY is the easiest option to trade. just buy them far enough out to reduce risk and buy on the dip. Either sell the same day when it pumps and make a quick $80-$140 or hold longer. personally I take the quick gains, then rinse/repeat

>>19773237

What do you think of oil stonks

>>19773193
That's a bullshit article, most damage is not going to be covered, and even when it is, the premium will increase and may make the business no longer solvent.
Not to mention the official agenda is to pretend there were no riots, only isolated violence during peaceful protests.

>>19773237
I'm not rich anon...

>>19773245
>he thinks I use Robinhood
Not a kiddie trader sorry

>>19773211
what calculator u using???

that shitty investopedia options paper trading game is buggy as fuck

HELLO CAN YOU HEAR ME

>>19773226
meme stocks. AAL KOS and INUV the worst right now

>Put Maxine on
>starts dumping

pottery

>>19773193
>also i dropped my milkie folder at the request of the missus
she told you to get rid of your saved pics? She was insecure about it?

Can't you just stimulate her breasts and nipples for 10 - 20 minutes every couple hours and attempt to induce lactation?

>>19773240
>It's antagonizing some of the player base.
I'll have to look into it, but I'm pretty sure they're buy it and play it anyways. And a new pokemon snap, definitely they'll buy it.

>UONE goes from $1.50 to $30 in a few days
>i see that its at a peak
>i tell myself "its going to go down from here"
>i should watch it instead of buying
>bought at open anyways
>down
i deserve this
i deserve this

>>19773227

possible, if that happens i will buy more, and if it goes below that i'll see you all in hell

>>19773237

Why not DIS?

>>19773241
Probably just buying into the negative hype on here. There's literally nothing wrong with IVR if you're comparing it to all the other REITs, it's just a long play and people are treating it like a swing trade

Something I am curious about though is the charts for all the REITs and NAIL look like Richter scales right now. What the fuck is happening if it keeps swinging 4 cents back and forth every 10 minutes?? Algorithms going nuts? Some seriously weak hands?

>>19773251
Yeah I'm looking to profit from the short term bursts of FUD the MSM blares every few days. It's like clockwork and I have no doubt the owners prep their accounts prior to news cycles with SPY puts, then when they switch narratives back to SPY calls, and so forth ad infinitum.

>>19773211
i didnt look at anything on options but decided to trade 2 month, 4 month long options. Absolute money printers and love it more than stock trading

>rep rose
>banks are completely fucked and about to go under
Oof! BULLISH!

>>19773262
i know youre not a kiddie thats why you began trading stocks by typing in SPY

youre practically warren buffet boomer

just go buy tesla at 1k why not

boomers are rich and dont care they just buy the most expenssive stocks

>>19773266
not trying to fud but aal has a ton of debt might want to look into that, but then again many companies have a ton of debt. imho they are the weakest of airliners. oil looks like it's pulling back clearly by now so that's fucking kos. i have no idea what inuv is.

>>19773268
just seeing her face disgusts me.

STOP FUDDING BANKS. MY WFC CALLS
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>19773264
This one is straightforward and intuitive, playing with it allowed me to understand their behavior and how the greeks actually behave.
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com/calculator/long-call.html

>>19773275
UONE at $30 was more obvious than GNUS at 11

>>19773287
DIS suspended their dividend at the moment. I'd wait for the dip when they open up in July and there's a second wave.

>>19773257
>That's a bullshit article, most damage is not going to be covered
why? BI is previously fucked, but it's not like they have any business coming if they're retail
>t. P&C UW faggot at regional carrier

>>19773273
she's dfc. I didn't have a strong attachment to the folder. It was really just to spam against some of the anti-anime faggots.

muh coins

>>19773229
That picture is so old, I wonder what that slut looks like now.

>>19773266
youre suppose to buy strangles or sell options in a kangaroo market

>WE THINK IT'S A TEMPORARY SITUATION

Is becoming a nigger a worthwhile investment?

>>19773337
More importantly
>we're (literally) printing even faster to fix this

>>19773293
Nice anon. 2 and 4 months is a little long for me I think, kind of expensive, but depending on your account size that makes sense. Also probably safer. I'm thinking 2 to 3 week OTM calls during dips but we'll see.

>>19773063
And wallah...TESLA will never ever be below 1k. This shit is so undervalued right now. Next stop 2k.

powell literally taking a customer service call right now

When is it going to be AOC's turn?

Imagine being a HTZ baghodler right now lmao

>>19773273
also had a friend that's unemployed texted me an hour ago, freaking out about it, kek. it's hype, but my sense for the pokemon IP is about the same as before. there will be great sales, i'm sure.

MSFT 200c 7/2 Y/N?

>>19773338
Yeah, you get paid $50k a year for free minimum without any obligations.

>>19773301
I just need AAL to break $20 and I'll be happy. I know it'll do that eventually.

>>19773333
my account doesn't allow for options right now and I'm still fairly new so I didn't want to jump into options without testing other areas first.

>>19773344
It's fucking clown money. What's the goddamn point? Where does this end?

>>19773299
I can't tell if you're retarded or just pretending.

>>19773348
muster up 5k atleast

>>19773315
the media is already hyping a 2nd wave for states that reopened too early. this whole thing is a psyop to make any "red state governors" look bad and to make "blue state" fags like newsome and the NY guy look good. it's also obviously a move to make trump look bad. expect another leg down after tomorrow. it's already starting today with banks. we're not going to hit new 52wk highs. vix refuses to go down, tvix hovering at $155, getting ready to pop.

US congressmen/women totally clueless and just trying to keep up appearances. obsession with blacks and women, as if employment will stop them from chimping out.

Who here /GNUS'd/?

>>19773318
>she's dfc
so was amai liu, and she lactated...
but if you don't want any incidental chest growth, that makes sense.

Yeah I only started collecting these pics to span on 4chin too kek

>>19773362
exactly.

lel i guess it's back to crabbing. I really need to stop letting the last month lead my expectations, those consistent gains were clearly not sustainable.

But seriously, what is going to happen to my HTZ 6/19 puts???

>>19773254
I own CVX and PSX. XOM is on my watch list

>>19773287
DIS suspended their dividend and fuck Marvel, DC is the way (kidding I like both).

>>19773259
dividend growth investing isn't only for the rich, its for people who want to accelerate their compounding interest too

>>19773369
ok then stop worrying about it every day. a move like that would take some time

>>19773349

>>19773325
WONT SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE COINS.

He had to answer that idiot twice

>>19773305
imagine being a banker, having all the information about the market because you are the market maker and still being so fucking stupid that you need the fed to tell you what to do

>>19773381
Yeah I'm thinking when I take a real position it will be in the 5k to 10k range for the first couple trades, but I'm waiting for a good entry point. Right now I'm not feeling it so I bought a single SPY call just to get accustomed to the process.

>>19773379
no i hate boomers dude

and anyone who owns amazon or apple or tesla

theyre just stupid

zero thought behind buying those stocks

>>19773359
She's not a Senator you fucking retard

Get the fuck >>out

>>19773391
i got in at like 9 and spent the next week furiously averaging down and ended up getting out with something like a 10% loss

>>19773402
>dividend growth investing isn't only for the rich, its for people who want to accelerate their compounding interest too
Yep! I'm not rich at all lmao but I hope to have enough to sit on when i'm older so Dividend stocks accelerate growth.

>>19773241
Im investing into clean energy REITs.

After this covid shit and the abysmal fail globalization was, every nation will accelerate energy independence.

Believe.

Can Wells Fargo actually go bankrupt?

G-guys what happened to KOS today?

I want to invest all my money in Sea Limited and hold for ten years

>>19773443
yaaaasss !!!! remeber lehman brothers!!!

If there's one thing Republicans and Democrats can 100% come together on, it's sucking the Fed's cock to make their own personal line go up.
Even Maxine "Burn it all down" Waters: "THANK YOU MISTER CHAIRMAN. THANK YOU, SO, SO, MUCH."

pee pee poo poo

>>19773443

Why do you ask?

>the latest fiscal policies, including 2008 and now, are extremely dangerous and morally fucked up
>jpow: yup you're right lmao who cares #noregrets

>>19773436
i hate when dividend normies alwasy say " im going to reinvest my dividends"

its like oh wow you got to buy 1 extra stock per year and now you dont even get to reap your benefits of your dividends?

LOL

rebuying more stock with divvies is mental illness

>>19773440
Yeah which will not happen through clean energy.

>the intended recipients are always the workers
(X) Doubt

>>19773420
Nobody speaking today is a senator, you get the fuck out. Today we get Rashida Talib and AoC.

>>19773395
>and she lactated...
nah, not worried about that. it's insecurity. imagine if your gf had folders of 2d guys with a huge bulge and you come up a bit short.
>only started collecting these pics to span on 4chin
based

>exactly
targets? I still get a sense we're revisiting sub 50

>>19773443
Nope. Bail outs and offering worthless shares is the new bankruptcy blocker.

>>19773391
my friend did, he said he was dipping in and out of red/green 2 weeks ago so I can only imagine how fucking red he is now
doesn't even want to tell me how much he's lost. You'd think someone would learn after losing money from bitcoin, ACB, SOXS, MVIS, now GNUS and who knows what else he didn't tell me about. He does options too
what the fuck..

meanwhile i'm over here taking my profits immediately at +20% (trailing stops really but in this market those trigger within days of setting it) instead of trying to make huge gambles

BRZU ripping right now

this is pretty funny
how does she not know who's there
they started the meeting saying everybody had to keep their video turned on

>>19773237
is ET a good buy or will the dividend get cut? MPLX?

she has no idea what shes doing

>>19773471

Too bad Chamath Palihapitiya wasn't here to ask Jerome the question properly

>>19773486

>>19773465
Thinking about buying a few hundred shares.

here comes another oil FUD

where are TVIXchad and Baggie, my only two bobrehs..

>>19773496

Well I can't give you investment advice, but I have 20K in a Wells Fargo checking account so I fucking hope it doesn't go bankrupt.

>>19773211
Aaaaand my single SPY call is already up $10. I'm tempted to take profits now for a symbolic first-option victory. Can you get flagged PTD for trading options or is that just for stocks, anyone know?

>DKNG forming a double peak
Yesssssssss, die and make me rich you heap of shit

Thoughts on SPACs and GRAF in particular? All of them seem to be mooning

>>19773468
I put some of my paycheck into savings, some into market and the rest on essentials with 10% set aside for entertainment and fun. Free stocks is literally free when you reinvest dividends lmao.
I'm not really interested in "reaping benefits" more than I am in accumulating wealth.

>>19773509
>negative interest rates

>>19773443
yes but they are unlikely imo, I'd set buys all the way down to 12, heavy around 20 and 18 dorrah.

>>19773509
due to regulatory oversight from 18? they should be safer than others.

What is /biz/‘a thoughts on SHIP ? Might pick up 1000 shares . Seems to spike every so often . Might be due

>>19773509
Do you not know what the FDIC is?

>>19773509
It doesn't matter your account is federally insured for 250k if they go under. US gov will pay per FDIC rules.

>>19773502
Cheapies!

>>19773515
they're based just buy all of them

>>19773511
AFAIK it applies to options too

>>19773511
Checked and grats on making money. $10 is low return on the high risk that are options, but all wins are good wins.
Trading options counts as a day trade and can get you marked PTD.

>>19773527
>waiting around until your claim gets processed
neat

>We're going to come out of this with more debt
No fucking shit! How the fuck are we supposed to get ourselves out of the hole they're digging for us???

>>19773516
then buy other stocks with your dividends

dont buy more dividend stocks and feed into your mental illness

thats just not even diverse and smart if you just keep doing the same thing over and over

you need a backup plan

>>19773527
>>19773532

Right, right

>>19773305
They only FUD at these things to justify upcoming major policy change and releif. Them shitting on banks is bearish for the day, but bullish for the month.

>>19773511
yes, you can get flagged for PTD trading options. You have to baghold throught the end of day dump and sell tomorrow at -85% when it dumps in the morning as well

>>19773511
both. i suggest you keep it until the 10 year yield is dropping all day. if it starts out solid in early morning theres a good likelihood itll grow during day
keep an eye on the 10 year yield
https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/bond/tmubmusd10y?countrycode=bx

Get ready for redness tomorrow
Today the corona virus stocks are flashing again. People are doubting once again. Tomorrow is a sea of red

>>19773532
I hope this covers foreign account holders

WFC call anon I'm going to fucking kill you

bullish or bearish?

6/19 HUYA calls printing right now. To sell today, or hold out for more potential gains...?

>>19773063
>mfw Wlon Musch Martian AI is a stranger in a strange land
>mfw the AI is hired to “consult” the Fed and the Treasury regarding economic policy
>mfw the AI spawns FedAI, an eternal quasiperson / corporalperson allowed too definitely act as chairperson of the Fed
>mfw FedAI begins to buy individual bonds
>mfw FedAI begins to buy individual stocks
>mfw FedAI lobbies Congress to ban the individual ownership of firearms and precious metals
>mfw FedAI starts issuance of FedAI credit cards directly to cage-wagers and indentured students
>SPY over 9,000

The singularity will make richer than ever (in fiat terms) — too bad incels and NEETs will pay a 95% capital gains tax as punishment for their mental and spiritual burden on America’s socialist utopia

>>19773569
It covers all customers in FDIC insured banks, up to 250k per customer unless they are married then they get more coverage.

Denny Heck is such a fucking ass kisser

>>19773565
>Today the corona virus stocks are flashing again.
which ones are you seeing?
PTON is fucking me, i have puts on that.

>>19773565
msnbc is a bunch of niggers

nobody will ever obey corona fear mongering ever again

>>19773576
why is everyone getting WFC calls?

>>19773579
bullish for 4 weeks, i guess.

really boring low volume day today

>>19773565
tomorrow is always a sea of red

i don't know what to believe

>>19773551
my whole portfolio isn't dividends, I'm collecting them right now but most of my profits come from selling covered calls and cash covered puts on my dividend stocks. It's not alot because I don't have much but it's growing slowly. It's satisfying. I don't do much swing trading anymore.

if oil went completely to shit, what's the best thing to jump on... UCO?

>>19773576
what was his recommendation, and why did you blindly follow it. banks, retail and airliners are still the weakest of the bunch despite the late May rally. how much are you down on those calls? WFC is held by king boomer buffet.

>>19773602
tankies

>>19773474
I meant exactly, that there'd be lots of hype and buyers who might complain but they're still going to buy.

This has been a big move, you really think it's going to pull back that hard? I don't really have targets, I just buy the dips and sell the pumps.

>>19773474
>it's insecurity
>pettanko wife
VERY fucking based.

>>19773581
I sold those calls on my 200 shares reeeeeee. Just kidding, enjoy the gains. Id sell desu.

INFLATION GOOD

BORROW MORE MONEY GOY

>>19773588
Good to know, thanks fren

>>19773602
my dick

>>19773602
buy OXY and swim in dividends once they recover

>>19773596
Days like today have the potential for big moves on news, also usually stay flat.

>>19773565
This has been a meme for months but I think it is actually heading that way now. A lot of uncertainty.

Bought the dip today, bought a slight rise yesterday. Hold me boys I blew 3 grand that's half my stack I'm scared my hands are paper

>>19773602
I got burned with GASL. Shell or Exxon at this point. Trying to get on the establishment, if nothing else it's fairly established.

>Did I stump you, Mr. Chair?
>Nah, I was muted

based. green day tomorrow confirmed

Maxine says BULLS ARE STILL FUCKED.

>>19773593
he got trips

>>19773611
>you really think it's going to pull back that hard?
I think it'll be due to broader market forces. it really likes (liked) swinging between 45 and 50 and now i guess 50 and 55. I think it'll play a lot like VZ, but with some more swing to it.

>technical difficulties
its incredible that these people are in charge of anything

>>19773537
>>19773540
>>19773562
>>19773563
From what I'm reading, options trading (or any trading) can only flag at PDT if they are traded on margin. Isn't buying an option call a cash trade?

>FINRA defines a day trade as any position that is bought and sold (or sold and bought) on the same day in your account. A pattern day trader is defined as anyone who places four or more day trades in their margin account over any rolling 5-business day period.

>PDT rule does not apply to cash accounts. Therefore, TD Ameritrade allows unlimited number of day trades on cash accounts.

>On margin account with under $25,000 balance you are allowed 3 day trades within 5 trading days period. On margin account with over $25,000 balance you are allowed unlimited number of day trades.

Also my account is over $25k if that matters (I use Ameritrade)

>>19773648
Now let a white man say it so we can take it seriously.

>>19773631
pretty much, that little bubble last week was a little peek of what might happen in the up coming month.

>>19773237
>no MO
Ok retard.

Well my account now moves like that anon with the account swing hard up and down.

>>19773591
>Boomers
>Corporations posting BLM propaganda
Wake up and smell the ink anon. We living in Clown World.

>>19773648
>trusting a nigger
I couldn't even imagine.

>>19773621

>>19773658
oh your good if you have over 25k, dont slip under it or else the PDT applies to you

>>19773662
kek

>>19773667
wtf did you do i'm up 2.64% today

>oil

>>19773591
>trusting the populous
they will believe whatever they're told to believe.

>>19773658
sell and test it out then

>>19773621
i'm thinking more along the lines of UCO

>>19773698

have you been outside in the past 2 months? nobody gives a shit anymore

The only thing that's certain in this market is that if I buy it dumps and if I sell it pumps.

IS IT TIME TO BUY MORE OIL

>>19773648
SO U BE SAYIN

>>19773696
at this point im thinking about dumping oil and just going into tech.

>>19773691
The 4 or so industries im in arent doing so hot today. Probably cause of powell now having a track record of blm and diversity when making an annoucement. Shouldve sold before his first annoucement on monday. Couldve bought back in low. Was even expecting him to pull that shit too.

>>19773712
Because that hasn't been the focus of the news cycle recently.

>>19773712
Shill harder.

>>19773443
>>19773496
>>19773509
>>19773524
WFC is getting ready to moon back to $40 soon

>tfw anticipating a job offer sometime late this week
>HR just sent me an email stating the hiring process has been put on hold

What the fuck, bros. What does this mean? I'm fucking blown.

The volume on SPY has me sweating.
What's this nigger gonna do.

Somebody call Burry

>>19773712
This. Regular public that likely dont care about stocks are going back to regular behavior.

When are they going to put on a nigger so I can dump my longs?

>>19773576
Believe anon.

>>19773673
No anon, from now on it's the real world. You just woke up from the dream of a clown world.

>>19773691
Diff guy, but I’m down 2.5%, what are you buying or selling

>>19773729
It keeps getting lower!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>19773723
Oil I still say is best left as a long hold.

This dude looks and sounds like ben wyatt off parks and rec
If digits the fed is now icetown

>>19773736
Racists get filtered

>>19773723
You're right, anon.

No one will use oil ever again. Guess we'll all jump into our free, brand new electric cars to go to work.

>>19773729
It's eerie isn't it. Zero volume. Calm before the storm

I’m about to buy the XOM dip. Yes or no boys

>>19773729
Buy volume flooding which means another bull run

>>19773744
mostly AAPL SOXL NAIL and then some various bullshit i've got hunches on like CX MYL AZEK DGLY and NET

>>19773731
fuck you fanboy
he deleted his twitter because of annoying faggots like you

>>19773742
At least its october. I got a bunch for jul, not on them, cause the freaking premiums blew up due to last weeks shenanigans.

Buy ZOM

It will moon for no reason by the end of the week

Thank me later

-Jew Man

>>19773731
Burry is busy lending shares for premiums in the eternal short squeeze that is GME

JUMPING ON THE WFC TRAIN BROS

THIS WILL BE A /BIZ/ PUMP.

>>19773663
About to have shit break out between SK/NK and China/India, too. A lot of shit coming to a boiling point.

>mentioning CLOs
oh boy.

>>19773638
oh shit i had it muted for 45 mins or so
what'd I miss

>CLOs
oooooooo

>>19773749
This is my thinking. Oil has to recover. Eventually demand will roar back on dogshit energy prices, driving up the price. It's inevitable barring armageddon.

But how long will it take to get there?

>>19773764
Xom is never a bad idea

>>19773766
>flooding
Not a word I would use to describe what's going on right now.

I’m so fucking tired.

>>19773749
Mid 2021 will see an insane oil resurgence. I bought CVX and XOM and will be selling at $100/$120 and $70/$80. Comfy hold, but I'm not staying in it over a year.

>>19773775
Done.

>CLO

>>19773749
oh i know anon its going to be long 1-2year hold like cruise and airline. However i feel like they are going to dump another 10-20% before they are worth holding for long.

Who is that MOMMY talking?

this woman's voice is deeper than mine

>>19773800
take a nap, ill watch your account anon

>>19773796
I just did it bro. I saw it touched 47 but didn’t buy. Got in 47.30. Hopefully I don’t get bogged

>>19773732
The other anon is right about the news cycle.
Ask joe public about BLM and you'll see they have the memory of a braindead goldfish.
Wait a few weeks until this dies down a bit, we start seeing covid cases rise among the protesters the very media basically gave them corona immunity with doublethink publications.
They care about the issue they're told to care about, which is why gov. finally moved ahead in the background with an investigation on Fisa abuse and god know what else.

U N M U T E

SELL TODAY, THE HUGE SECOND DIP IS TOMORROW

I GOT THE CALL

I want that woman Cindy to choke me

>>19773486
>>19773495
I'm not big into pipeline companies. but to each their own, not going to discourage anyone from investing in them

I watched a little of Powell and it seems like he's trying to avoid FUDing the market like he did last time. As long as he doesn't fuck it up it's going to be a bullish day imo and probably the rest of the week as well.

I have $500 left. Do I double down on my XOM stocks or go into something like tech? I have 61 shares in XOM atm and going for a long hold.

>>19773837
>that jaw
>that voice
she'd probably choke you with her dick

>>19773833
>SELL TODAY, THE HUGE SECOND DIP IS TOMORROW

Goddammit I just want HTZ to trade again.
The waiting is insufferable.

>>19773849
She's just doing the Elizabeth holmes thing

>>19773779
I just bought. Which only means it's going to megadump before EOD. You're welcome.

jesus christ cnbc is boring today

>>19773648

TAKE ME BOW LORD
THE DEVIL ALREADY TOOK ALL MY
MONEYS

I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED

>>19773848
XOM is the safest long bet, good dividends too. I would go with XOM.

>>19773418
TSLA is a religion stock. And you will cope once we hit 2k. Probably next month with their Q2 earnings.

>>19773849
no

>>19773318
still waiting for substantiation... >>19773257

>>19773890
Battery Day

>>19773888
That's what I'm thinking. Also 500 isn't much to buy into tech really whereas it could increase my XOM shares by a fair bit.

is anyone holding any rtx or ssl?

>>19773890
can they list their own growth as part of their earnings?

>>19773897
that's either a man or she has marfan

>>19773882
nice

>>19773386

Black folks and Mexicans have jobs rn doing essential work, unlike the millions of white ppl working as servers, sales associates, or other positions at closed retail that will never reopen due to shitty cash flow / high rent / people realizing how useless all those places were to begin with.

The only jobs white people still have right now are: UX designer for DTC company that sells bundles of dildos and essential oils or jewelry, surgeon, boomer Uber driver who never stops talking to you, and bartender at reopened roadside bar in middle America

>>19773927

not currently holding any rtx but i trade it frequently

>>19773814
im not holding airliners for the same fear as you, but there's enough retard money floating around to buy any dip now because they are still FOMOing themselves over March lows.
every retard's DD is consisting of looking at the price history of 1 year and just setting their price target to pre-corona levels.
Also Warren sold so much DAL that he single-handedly made the bottom. He is looking at a 20- to 30-year outlook though, i'm sure there are swings to made now because there will only be more news about routes reopening .

just bail out and take your profits in the same year though. I think people are underestimating how much cashburn airliners will continue to have even when routes reopen (lol 2-week quarantines)

Nikola bros we're heading back to 90. Strap the fuck in.

>>19773921
pick up a big tech ETF or mutual. It should hedge you against inflation risk.

>>19773882
cleaned it up slightly, i was lazy and took a screenshot rather than just saving it

>>19773940
>Black folks have jobs
Good one.

>>19773927
>RTX
Neocon boomer virtue signalling stock
Buy when it inevitably hits low 60s. Sell again when it hits high 60s

>>19773211
ALRIGHT BOYYYS I made $10.70 on my first ever options trade. We're off to the races now I'm gonna go use it to pay for my lunch.

>>19773940
this is painfully accurate

i hope all servers fucking hang
you will never find a more insufferable entitle cunt than a sit down restaurant server

>>19773955
>every retard's DD is consisting of looking at the price history of 1 year and just setting their price target to pre-corona levels
let's go further than that. The underwriting guidelines for the loan facilities are are going to be based on 2019 creditworthiness. 2021 will definitely look exactly the same as 2019 guys!

>>19773903
Nothing you said made any sense, so with regard to the broad-stroke comment, maybe you should start by actually checking what the typical terms of these insurances are. Even your article admits on its own that the title is clickbait when 5 seconds into the text they state "unless there's an exception for riots" which is always the case.

>>19773723
i did the same not because I didn't believe oil would never rebound back but my heart just can't take the stress of holding something that can potentially collapse again with the current politics.
I sold my oil shit and just funneled the money into TSM instead. I'm too pussy for SOXL.

So is it confirmed, no crash today?
Eternal bull market has just begun?

here we go again.
Wasn't tailoring lending to "minorities" what took us into 2008?

>>19773978
better make it a good one because you're going to lose all your money

>>19773961
kek

Anyone here use Fidelity, and if so, what does the phone call to get extended hours trading consist of? Do I talk to an actual person and just tell them I want it, or is it some robot giving me a sermon on the risks and then I press 1 to unlock it?

>>19773250
There is a measure of truth in this statement. We are in good hands.

>>19773995
>Wasn't tailoring lending to "minorities" what took us into 2008?
The FED buying junk bonds is way more reminiscent of 2008 than anything else going on.

SOXL is going straight the fuck up

>>19773991
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>>19773995
Yes, but this time there's no choice. If we don't keep lending and printing to non-creditworthy people and institutions the world economy is dead.

>>19773996
I didn't even time an entry, I literally just purchased on a whim to learn the order layout. What do I get for it? And they say there's no such thing as a free lunch...

>>19773921
Nice, the goal is to make money. Pick safe long bets and you’re gonna make it. XOM is a powerhouse

>look at WTF today and tempted to buy
>come to /smg/ and see a bunch of autists going OOOOOOOOOH and AHHHHHHHHHH over it

thank you based retards

>>19774015
press 2
press 1
press 1
then listen

>he didnt buy the dip

>>19774034
>I didn't even
RIP

>>19773927
Sold my SSL this morning to break even, sitting on RTX. Neocons will not let their baby die

>>19774045
kangaroo market

>>19773526
Set a by at .15 or .16 it's a Greece tanker co so don't be surprised if it goes down.

>>19773824
Can you buy TVIX for me when it dips under $150?

Any WLL chads here ? When will be raking off to the moon ? I’m ready

>>19773961
I cleaned it up a little

>>19773742
wew lad

>>19773709
UCO is day trade. Do not hold them bags.

MSFT 200c 7/2

How is this one looking boys

>>19774035
That's what I'm thinking. XOM is my main but I was also interested in putting some money into something like AMD as I'm interested in tech as well as oil. I'm planning on holding until next year or so.

New thread
>>19774090

>>19774090

>>19774090

>>19773988
>Nothing you said made any sense
It was formerly mentioned that the insurrection act would end up making the riots count under terrorism instead of riots or unrest which is usually covered under property.
>by actually checking what the typical terms of these insurances are
yeah, it's basically fuck you, but it's not a business model.
>"unless there's an exception for riots" which is always the case.
I don't know riot and civil unrest exclusions being commonplace unlike nuclear, chemical, and biohazard. Unless you're in industry, you're just spitting "dude trust me."

>i'm tempted to say that all our policies are tailored to Hispanics and blacks.

>>19773598
You've been warned. I'm 35 percent cash. Might go to almost 40 if I see more signs

>>19773468
you don't understand compounding interest, do you?

>>19774086
If oil goes negative again and UCO drops to a dollar...

>>19774106
i heard that one too lmao

>>19773680
are you trying to show that the dividend payout isn't too good?

>>19773712
yep it's over, and trust in government and media is very low, if dems start arresting business owners again or trying to stop regular people going to work or shopping or whatever the anger will explode

>>19773723
>selling something that's down to buy something that's hitting record highs

>>19774300
>The trend is your _______
hmmmm... no, let's just call that the top!

>>19774191
I want off this ride.

>>19773063
Yall niggas better hop on AFH wile you have the chance.

>>19773709
I bought 10 of UCO when it was 16$. Haven't held it long enough to see a dividend.
The guy above posted his dividends from Oxy every 3 months. Is that divy payout per each individual stock?

Buy in to CXW today while you can boys