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>mating press
based

Good morning cuties

>>19771122
she cute

This is the beginning of the next big crash.

Kill whitey

we are saved hertz bros

First for circuit breaker-kun

FUCK CHINA

Stock market crash soon

Coronavirus isn't a thing anymore. The racial injustice has taken the forefront of the minds of the investors which is less uncertain than the virus. Full recovery ahead.

How do I sell stonks at an option price in robinhood? Say I have the right to sell 100 at whatever thats higher than the current price by enough to profit and I own 100, I ought to be able to do that, right?

Link to watch daddy Jerome speak, Google failed me.

>>19771122
My puts are printing

>>19771174
No blue is good we are mooning today nigga beadcucks B T F O

Remember to buy every dip.

>>19771166
I need more time anon

Why are people assuming Powell will cause a drop? It's like 50/50 with the guy depending what mood he's in.

>>19771174
>>19771163
what the fuck is this im scared hold me bullbros

fuck DGLY is the big gay

>>19771185

Can you be more specific? If you're wondering how you can "exercise" the option, you need to wait until the expiration date, and the share price must be above (for calls) or below (for puts) the strike price specified by the option. It doesn't matter whether you already own 100 of the underlying.

>>19771202
It's telling you to buy the dip faggot

WHY CAN"T WE JUST HAVE ONE FUCKING GREEN DAY.

>>19771213

We've had like 3 in a row.

DKNG puts in january at the ready

should i buy dgly

>>19771213
green for me, up 10%

im buying TQQQ fuck the haters and fuck you dad

what are the cunny chads doing on this buisness day?

>>19771192
You where warned, taking your profits.

>>19771223
DKNG is going to triple digits. Get out of the way for your own good.

>>19771207
Oh, you have to wait until the date? I was under the impression you could do it early. Now that I know it's called exercising, though apparently you can reach out to robinhood support and ask them to do it for you early... Annoying. Thanks anon.

>>19771213
yesterday was really good. today not so much.

>>19771229
Go all in man this market literally cannot crash I'm fucking telling you dude

>>19771230
Waiting for the Nasdaq to get to 10k so I can place a short entry.

>>19771202
>Oooga booga this one is surely the end blue meme dot said so

Tanker chad checking in I'm fully retired now getting my comfy divvys why didn't yall get rich it was so obvious haha you is dumb

Hedging aside, I really can't imagine shorting here. The bias is clearly up. We /tractorbeam/ now.

just LOOK at NKLA put prices and ask yourself one question.... WHO IS SELLING THOSE PUTS? the fucking thing is gearing up to spike to 100 and btfo everyone holding one and you can't convince me otherwise

>>19771235
Have you even looked at the charts for today? It's fine.

>>19771236
>800 p/e is realistic
God help you

I overdrafted slightly on Monday and my credit union charged me two NSF fees for the one transaction, and the first one put my account into the negative before the actual transaction is recorded. I know banks can technically charge for rejects, but I've overdrafted a few times before and it's always been one fee.
If I call them will they reverse one of the fees? Is there something I can say other than "I'm going to get a new credit union and close my account with you" that will get them to not double-jew me?

>>19771204
Dump it

>>19771237
>Oh, you have to wait until the date? I was under the impression you could do it early.

Nope. Otherwise, that would be arbitrage. What Robinhood can and will do is exercise the option for you on the expiration date if you haven't already sold it to somebody else, but I'm not sure whether they perform the purchase/sell for you automatically and net you the difference, or whether you need enough money in your account to buy 100 shares first. I always sell my options before expiration.

>>19771170
FUCK THE GOOKS SIR

>>19771122
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THIS WEEKS THEME SONG

https://vimeo.com/308488692

>>19771271
>threatening a credit union
good luck

>no cash on hand to buy the dip

Feels bad man. Gotta wait out the day.

>>19771271
Usually if you call they will remove at least one of the fees

>>19771261
I’m looking at half my portfolio in red.
See that’s the zen way. Bobo will win today.

First for fuck anime

>>19771256
I agree, the bobo play is gold right now.

>>19771284
I love my gook gf.

>>19771256
That's how I feel to, maybe a day trade during Powel like yesterday

Anime saved the day once again
Going back up bb

Buy the GEO dip

>>19771312
when are you gonna transition bro?

>>19771165
Finally doing their job.

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BUYING HERTZ
ITS LITERALLY ON BORROWED TIME
WHY

IVR Chads, my hands are getting weak. Feel I have to dump my bags before the dividend payment date. Lend me your strength.

>>19771258
Me, but I'm going to get out in two weeks, maybe in a week depending on how my written puts do before the crash.

https://seekingalpha.com/article/4353958-nikola-impending-free-trading-shares-will-cause-imminent-crash-to-less-20#comments_header

Resistance breakout rejected. :(

>>19771194
me on the right

>>19771327
All me.

>>19771330
Sell before getting bogged harder.

>>19771135
>Powell: Yeah it's fucked
>We're gonna brrr, but like it's still fucked.
>we're probably gonna stop bbrrrring. please pass the infrastructure bill you faggots
>but yeah, shit's fucked
>congress: what about the blacks
>Powell: super fucked
>Market: black thursday in solidarity

>>19771327
Robinhood investors speculating with their pocket money.

>>19771327
Normies are retards, DW

>>19771258
Go all in

>Please don't blow your brains out, we need more wage slaves to pay taxes for niggers

>>19771357
MAXIMUM... OVERDRIVVVVEEEEEE

>>19771327
those will be some heavy bags

>>19771357
There's no way this shit's going to end well. They have to know that.

>COHN
>+305%
What the fuck happened?

Any SSL bros still holding strong?

I haven't made money in almost a week....

This crab is all my fault. I FOMO’d and bought yesterday. If it weren’t for me you all would be +15% green today

>>19771385
Yes sir I am up 30%.

1 hour until Jerome "Tax dollars are black dollars" Powell gets to speak.

>>19771383
Pumpers happened
also
>SNSS

>>19771385
I've got July 17th $10 calls, the past two days I start making a profit and then they immediately dump

>>19771327
Damn I need to short this thing.

Will there be fact checking on Powell during his testimony today?

>>19771342
slightly new to tech analysis, what timeframe are you set to right now ? I'd just like to follow alone.

Resistance breakout rejected implies what? We'll still be going down "within the channel"?

>>19771383
COHN and MDLY
but they're already on ice

>>19771406
shut the fuck up Turtlespear

>>19771456
shizo

>>19771448
It implies nothing because TA is retarded

>>19771474
That's true

>>19771469
stay on stockshits

>>19771437
>fact checking

>>19771236
it already has a higher market cap than half of vegas combined.

>>19771338
don't you have any fucking idea what happens to bears when they get too cocky?

>>19771405
Reparations dollars are going to end up in assets. Particularly, they’ll be delivered to companies like PepsiCo and others that are privately held.

If you own stocks, you are a big beneficiary of reparations. It’s helicopter money, but disguised in a way for the ignorant masses to digest easily.

Money is evil

>>19771292
Okay, thanks anon! Are they putting them on by accident or just hoping people won't notice?

Off to the moon

>>19771327
Still a better investment than cruise lines.

>>19771405
I wouldn’t be surprised if he crashes the market just to get it over with, why prolong the pain when you can just rip the band-aid off quickly.

>>19771498
No use telling them what they already know but choose to ignore. This is a bull market or a crab market. Powell literally will not allow it to go down

>>19771271
Maybe you should stop being poor you retard

>>19771510
AOL to the moon am I right?

>>19771385
got in yesterday

>>19771448

1 minute, and >>19771474. I think TA is mostly a meme but it's fun to put pretty colors and indicators on top of what would otherwise just be a boring moving price line.

When I say "resistance breakout", I mean the price appeared to be trying to "break out" or move above the resistance (top trendline), but was pushed back. I do think support and resistance are real phenomena, but they're not that stable or reliable over longer periods of time. TA seems superficially useful on a time scale of minutes to hours, but even that might just be confirmation bias.

>>19771385
I hear the makers laugh at night
Baggies hear only whispers of some quiet consolidation
He's holding 12.30 average price
The moonlit wings of dollars fly off to liquidation
I stopped a boomer along the way
Hoping to find some old forgotten words or ancient wisdom
He turned to me as if to say, "Fucking boy, I fucking told you"

IT'S GONNA TAKE A LOT TO BRING IT BACK TO YOU
THERE'S NOTHING THAT A HUNDRED TARDS OR MORE COULD EVER DO
YOU SENT YOUR MONEY TO SOUTH AFRICA
GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO GET THE KNIFE OUT OF YOUR AAAAAAAAAAASS

>sold my KOS, bought the dip, and then panic sold again hoping for $2.10

Fug

>>19771327
On another note Hertz is selling new cars pretty dirt cheap on their website

If anyone wants to spend their tendie money on a fresh car go have a look

>>19771508
Sounds like an accident on their part. I've fucked up on overdrafts before and had them removed by calling, even when it was my own retardation

>>19771165
Have fun getting diluted

>>19771566
Stop being so emotional about your trades.

>>19771558
kek

Fuckin kek

That anon who told me to buy more HTZ calls because they’re even cheaper was right. I made an easy $10, could have been much more if I’d had guts on this stupid fucking play.

Fuck handpicking shit, just gonna DCA into TQQQ everytime it dips.

>>19771574
Thanks fren, I learned my lesson. I only lost a few bucks though, not even triple digits

>>19771255
Still got my DHT and thinking of DCA'ing a bit or getting FRO and EURN. For some reason I don't trust any of the other stocks at the moment. Everything is overvalued.

>>19771498
>>19771531
Just because the market goes up does not mean that you won't be bagholding if you pick the wrong stock at the wrong entry point. Look at MVIS, GNUS, or tankers.

>Robinhood just enabled fractional shares on my account
Based as fuck senpaitachi

>>19771330
Im HODL my man. It will go down more but I dont think the boomers will let it fail so im just going to baghold for a couple of years.

Imagine Barack comes back as Vice President....That would be amazing

the stocks are leaking again

JUST LMAO. IMPOTENT RETARDS MAKING UP RULES TO FEEL POWERFUL. NO ALCOHOL ON FLIGHTS, MUST WEAR MASK. REAL LIFE HAS BECOME A DREAM WHERE NOTHING HAS TO MAKE SENSE. FUCKING RETARDS MAKING UP RULES WITH NO HISTORICAL KNOWLEDGE OR THOUGHTS ABOUT CONSEQUENCES. STOP DOING STUPID SHIT YOU FUCKING RETARDS(GOVT/CEOS)

>>19771282
Nigger, this is America, not faggy yurop. Big dick American options can be exercised at any time up to expiration

SNSS fag was right

>>19771546
I agree the colors are pretty and it makes you feel smart doing TA

>>19771618
Oh damn. Grool is fucking high tier, fuck.

>>19771456
>>19771469
That guy wasn't me. Also, suck my dick.

Where/when is the Powell speech.

>>19771623
>NO ALCOHOL ON FLIGHTS,
WTF why fly! I'm going by boat now.

>>19771618
Are they tho?

South Africa pls

>>19771615
I think it'll be Val Dennings as his VP
I'm still convinced he can't win against Trump as soon as people start seriously considering him. Right now Trump is on both sides of the ballot.

>>19771639
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdoUUemsZo8&feature=emb_title
you're welcom

>>19771623
>tfw no more boozy wine aunts to sit next to

>>19771406
> Someone brings up 300% mover
Also my meme stock is up 28%!!!!
> Still down 40% from it's high

Boring, jerking off before Powell

is the DGLY faggot still here?

Should I buy DBK?

>>19771625

Well I'll be fucked. I knew there was a difference between American and European options, but I didn't remember that being the case.

Why are you not green anon?

>>19771656
Two can play at that game, Powell.

>>19771635
>grool
Name a worst sounding fetish. Hearing the word "scat" makes me wince less.

kek

>>19771656
Thanks, Anon

>>19771696
Blunder blumpf has done it again!

>>19771696
those reporters are fucking retarded and people that read that shit and buy it are the most retarded double faggots that have ever lived
he immediately amended what he said

i noticed everyday tech stocks are popular right now, stuff like FSLY and NET (fastly and cloudflare). up a lot more than usual.

any particular reason why? good buy?

>Urban One gets pumped from a 1 dollar stock to 30 in a couple days
How do I know when/where to invest in shit like this

Starting to think buying Nordstrom now and selling in November is going to be a power gainz move

>>19771719
listen for clues in rap music and look for the hidden symbols in the blacked raw videos

>>19771718
pretty sure zoom runs on cloudflare

>>19771718
The bright future of no retail, all ecommerce, and everyone working from home

>>19771719
second this
I wake up in the morning 20 minutes after open and I've already missed everything

What’s a solid entry for XOM? 45? 40?

>>19771656
I can't find news on this stream at all, it is either a nothing burger or hush hush.

>>19771675
answer me faggots

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DH8Jxale6nk

Is burry losing it?

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>19771327
>he fell for the bankrupt FUD

>>19771738
>>19771739
cheers

>>19771718
Everything is going digital. Figure out what retailers have the best online stores and make fucking bank buck cash money in a few months

>>19771582
Imagine going through all this for a fucking $10 profit

What is wrong with people on here? You could've just dumped all that money into another $MSFT share and start selling covered calls instead while also collecting dividends and watching it go up +7% or higher YOY.

>>19771696
OH NO THE HORROR

>>19771122
Market is struggling today

>>19771719
You need to be careful going long in a market like this, you could take a shit and come back to find a circuit breaker has been tripped.

>>19771122
this dude fell for the $UONE pump and dump yesterday (up around 700% on no news kek)

>>19771207
.......I read everywhere else that I can exercise whenever the fuck I want. Youre telling me I really need to wait until the EXACT deadline before I exercise?

Hurts checking the lines today

About to just log off and check in at 330

>>19771746
My consecutive digits say no

>>19771692
i would also prefer a better name. I remember it being referred to as DWP, but i guess it didn't catch on.

>>19771742
yeah, it was a pain in the ass to find compared to others. I don't know why.

just shorted htz so its safe to say you can all buy in now

>>19771764
More like you never know when the low is.. as long as we are still below ATH I think it's fine to get in right now. Stop trying to time the market.

>>19771771
no dubs so I buy?

>>19771767

Clearly I was wrong. See >>19771625.

GE is at 7.30, thats almost an entirely new security, why are you fags not buying

>>19771796
>TFW buying the bear trap

>>19771783
Tbh I don't fuck with banks or anything not retail, tech or defense. Too many (((backdoor))) dealings.

Go for it

>>19771766
it’s funny cause their D stock is up 60% and i’m about to make a cheeky dinnersworth off of it

>>19771779
>inb4 muh booogie
>inb4 not da nihongorinoosss

>>19771796
Heavily invested in energy and oil stocks already.

>>19771715
You mean he immediately mumbled some other shit. I watched the clip. Anybody who thinks trump is less demented than biden is fooling themselves. Debates are gonna be two old men mumbling nonsense

>>19771784
Ahhh, thank God. Not trying to make you look stupid or anything, Im just getting into puts and calls and wanted to be sure I know how they work.

>>19771804
*bull trap

>>19771796
i bought a cheap OTM put for fun.

35 minutes until circuit breaker.

Oil is DBZing so fucking hard today

2nd Wave confirmed. 100% cash, thinking about some spy puts

>angry TSLA bulls try to short NKLA, get burned
The fucking irony

>>19771838
Not today bobo

>>19771848
so they went from 9 people in hospital to 10? Might as well just sell everything and shut down the economy for 6 more months.

https://youtu.be/vG12YzlX0_I

>>19771385
>still
I just started holding like three weeks ago?
If I'm aiming to sell mid-2021 I'm not quite at "still holding" just yet l0l
>>19771410
Why would you buy calls when you could just buy stocks and be sure of your money rather than throwing yourself to the mercy of the arbitrary post-crash crab and then blaming the base stock when your specific-timing-oriented short-term gamble goes awry?
>>19771538
Better late than never.
>>19771558
Pretty based honestly, almost makes up for you being unable to see markets in terms of longer than one week.

>>19771814

When I first learned about options I read about the difference between the American and European styles, but I since forgot and assumed the expiration rule didn't differ between the two.

I still don't think I'd ever exercise an option myself, I purely play 'em for the leverage.

>>19771814
I'm just getting started too, but from what I have seen you usually want to sell the option instead of exercising, unless you actually want to keep the stock on a call or something

>>19771848
Just wait 2 more weeks bro.

>>19771848
ok to keep bonds and divvy due to deflationary pressure. grab gold miners as an inflation hedge, stay heavy cash if already cashgang.

>>19771863
you're so wrong about everything, tripfriend

pee pee poo poo

>>19771813
stop trying to suck my dick faggot

The dot is green now, market crash incoming confirmed

whos this bobo guy you all keep talking about?

>>19771887
Shut the fuck up bearfag your cope is beyond pathetic

It has nothing to do with coronavirus. If China wants your stock market to sink, it will do just that. The future is Chinese. You already lost. The more you struggle now, the more pain you and your children and grandchildren and people you don’t even know are going to feel in the future.

>>19771865
I god a good laugh from this, thank you anon for brightening my day.

i am.............
financially...........ruined

>>19771903
>look at him cry out as he hits you

>watching TVIX bounce back and forth
>watching my portfolio ebb and rise a couple hundred dollars every time.

When will something happen?

>>19771899
oh god oh fuck now what

>heavy bags in GNUS
CUZ IM IN TOO DEEP
AND IM TRYIN TO KEEP
UP ABOVE, IN MY HEAD
INSTEAD OF GOIN UNDER

>>19771906
get a load of this retard

anybody know how to break into the zoom conference and cut jeromes mic while playing that song about how the white man marches on from american history x as soon as jeromes picture goes up?

>>19771929
>he bought GNUS

>>19771599
Same

>>19771327
I wrote a $2.50 put on it by mistake.

>>19771895
>pee pee poo poo
Fuck you.
Poo poo pee pee

So if you’re going to sell open and buy close, do you just dump at open and then come back around 3 pm?

>>19771848
Oh no more 80 years old boomers are gonna die it's literally the end of the world.

>>19771944
Oh i bought, and i bought the top

>>19771950
no fuk u

>>19771908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI7sBsBHdCk

anyone else in Jumia, it delivers food in Nigeria

>>19771122
Sell today, frens. It's only downhill from here.

>>19771684
I dont create red dildos, I create a world with infinite red dildos.

>>19771964
cope harder,
Pee fag.

UPWARDS CRAB

FED nigger about to speak about niggers
sell before noon Y/N????

>>19771971
i doubled down, im ready

weird how shootings of unarmed black men and big protests happened in the two cities where there's a local fed res branch:
federal reserve of minneapolis
federal reserve of atlanta

also funny how Target had to close a bunch of stores near dangerous areas, but their stock is still flying high just fine. odd that protests just suddenly simmered down whereas before there were huge crowds outside the white house.

>>19771899
look at this spike! from the deepest blue its ever been, right up

>>19771993
Y

>>19772003
Based. markets literally cannot go down

HTZ halted

>>19771993
>if cash/hedges < 10% Y
>if cash/hedges > 30% N
that in between space is up to you.

Just rolled my shit into cash, there's a shitload of uncertainty in the market right now.

>>19771993
I'd wait but watch it carefully, looks like it's pumping before the dump. You should be able to squeeze out more gains if you wait a bit, but again be ready to sell and don't stop watching. The dump can start before he even starts speaking or 10 minutes in.

>>19772008
BULLS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>19771971
You faggots say this every goddamn thread. Just keep buying the dips and selling high we are all gonna make it bros

>>19772008
ATH coming bearfags obliterated forever and ever

>Urban One scam down 11dols today

FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE, SOMETHING TOLD ME TO SHORT YESTERDAY

>>19771615
If you're incredily retarded or anti-white, sure, leftypol.

>>19772022
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/06/17/the-sec-told-bankrupt-hertz-it-has-issues-with-its-plan-to-sell-stock-chairman-jay-clayton-says.html

kek

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SELL SELL SELL SELL

>>19772026
Cuck

>>19772008
the dot doesn't work for stocks, only major happenings

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>19771165
No.....now there is a %100 chance the stock will be worthless...with an offering there was a %99 chance.
Buy the dips .....average down....shake out the weak hands and bears, etc, etc....

>>19771696
>spamming about drumpf
Fuck off, leftypol.

Why do people try so hard at dividend investing when SPY has a dividend growth rate of 8%? Superior even to their holy grail VIG.

>>19772043
All of em are planning this. Its just death by 1000 cuts until even a slingshot gets you Fed time. Only the Dementia patient is idiotic enough to say it in public.

Fuck I cant wait for these debates.

I really feel like it's just going to moon over the next 48 hours. The money printer is on full BRRRRR, corporate bonds being bought directly, 600 unemployment checks ain't going nowhere. We're just going to start replacing food groups with cash if we need to, it's never crashing again. I say that holding a variety of SPY puts.

>>19771460
>Whether this is malicious or just game theory playing out because it is the logical thing for them to do is yet to be seen.

It's VERY machiavellian.
Very reminiscent of the Alliance Civil War in LOGH.

>>19771773
>>19771692
>>19771635
It's listed as pussy_juice on all the boorus...
And it is top fucking tier.

>>19771760
Journalists are worse than actors and prostitutes.

>>19772069
dividend investing is fucking gay just by preferred stock its the same shit and your yield doesnt get cut when a new ceo comes

>>19772078
>It's listed as pussy_juice on all the boorus
thank you...

>>19772046
>that straight line
has that happened before?

>>19771967
https://youtu.be/xQaySnBRyp0

anybody got a link to testimony stream
i feel like screaming at my computer today

>>19771741
Timing the market is a fools game. DCA is your friend.

>>19772098
It doesn't matter if it has happened before. It's a fucking dot.

>>19772041
>not shorting a literal nigger stock
You deserve to lose.

kuroba shit the bed but i'm back /smg/

>>19772122
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdoUUemsZo8&feature=emb_title

>>19771971
Sold CEQP on a stop loss. Made $1.72 a share.
Used it all to buy CAKE.

>>19772122
jewgle dat shit niggar

>>19772122
Doesn't start till 12 E.T.
https://www.c-span.org/video/?473041-1/federal-reserve-chair-jerome-powell-testifies-house-financial-services-committee

>>19772038
THERE'S NO DIPS AND THERE'S NO HIGH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Who financially ruined

Boring ass crab day

Today is the day Jerome Powell kneels for niggers. I can feel it.

TELL ME ABOUT THE DOT
WHAT DOES IT MEAN

JEROME SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just buy GDS BABA TCEHY lmao

The long wait is over. Let us embrace what comes next.

>>19772157
Ill take your word for it because your mom probably kneels for niggers every weekend

>>19772155
Good, they better fucking withdraw that offering, everyone involved in proposing it to the judge that approved it should be executed in public.

>>19772157
He already did that last week

They're changing the name of Aunt Jemima syrup to Who's your Daddy syrup.

>>19772155
nigger charge your phone

LOAD THE FUCK UP ON SPXS

TIME TO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Mister Jerome is speaking right at the moment we will hit triple rejection

Mister Jerome will save us from the Dump, it was actually calculated

>>19772041
Lmao fuck you faggot I shorted before the pump, I shorted before the dump, I'm shorting right now, and I'll be shorting until EOD
>shorting what?
shorting DEEZ NUTS

>>19772171
she cute. I would kiss her right on the lips and tell her I love her

>>19772157
Bigger than that, this is the day that kneeling for niggers becomes a good thing to the markets.

>>19772155
>robinfags get rekt
finally some good news

>>19772155
Why would you buy a bankrupt company?

>>19772157
Jerome is going to testify to Congress that if you do not invest heavily in Urban One, you are a racist and should be killed.

How much return do you have on your whole portfolio?

19% to date so far for me

where can i see jerome speak live

>>19772211
15% per day

>inb4 powell opens the discount window

>>19772209
The US is a bankrupt nation, so it makes sense.

>>19772202
Biztards are even dumber than robinturds

fuck the US

>>19772155
I ALMOST BOUGHT PUTS THIS MORNING

>>19772211
>-60%

It's all so tiresome

>>19772211
65%

Jerome commences.

>>19772239
im actually really curious what would happen to those puts?

>>19772161
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_Consciousness_Project

It's a skinny /x/phile simp masquerading as a businessmin trying to pretend he knows anything about stocks

>>19772211
bottom point is -48.83%

>>19772211
went from 320% to -4%. Had 5k as my initial investment.

Pulled my money from robinhood and opened a TD account, starting new. Haven’t made any trades yet, 100% cash but eyeing XOM and Long dated XOM calls.

NEW THREAD, POWELL LIVE ANY SECOND NOW

>>19772248
>>19772248
>>19772248

>>19772211
I don't even know, I've been at it for too long.

If anything is certain, its American Obesity

Buy Tvix Jerome is going up soon!!!

>>19772143
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Holy shit these tech ignorant boomers are hilarious.

>>19772303
It’s too expensive right now.

>>19772211
66.49

>>19772211
just my best performing account

>>19772320
Yeah we should buy hertz like millennial retards

CORONA WIRUS

>>19772211
86% ytd

>>19772380
Also known as the Gray Plague. God have mercy on us all.

>>19771327
Market makers probably sold a lot of puts and so they are probably slightly more willing to have their algorithms back away a little more as people buy.

this guy's bowtie AHHAHA

>>19771632
So when moon?

I spent $30k on $1 calls only to watch them expire in April

>>19772155
Does this mean that put I shorted on HTZ will expire both worthless and ITM?

>>19771796
Cause I already bought in at 6.41

going well so far

He's speaking now

>>19772379
unironically yes

Boomers disproportionately blew out of stocks during the dip. They sold the bottom, millennials and zoomers bought the dip.

Of course there will be pump and dumps.
(and I'm not convinced the fed won't be bailing HTZ out... it's a distinct possibility, even if unlikely)

>>19772584
"We embrace our responsibility for transparency."
He's talking about (((racial equality)))

Nothing’s fucking happening.

>>19772209
What? Why should there be a stonk for which the fundamentals suddenly matter?

No negative rates, only asset purchases