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>be me
>have many sin debts
>would have had to pay for them in hell for all eternity
>tfw Jesus Christ paid them all for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDEBz25lGdY

>> No.19765666

>>19765626
Take your jesus shit off here

>> No.19765890
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19765890

>>19765666
NO satan

>> No.19765896

>>19765626
Based

>>19765666
Cringe

>> No.19765914

>>19765666
>666
Wow, what are the odds? Rare, especially with your comment, but you're still a piece of shit.

>> No.19765921

>>19765666
Get out of here Satan!

>> No.19765938

>Pastor Anderson

>> No.19765943

>>19765666
based

>> No.19765957

>>19765626
I can post inspirational sermons too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q19qRUBj-ic

>> No.19765962

>>19765666
Fuck you Satan

>> No.19765987

>>19765626
> Be me
> Have many, many, maaaany sin debts
> Also have no fucks given
> And no belief in Jesus
I sleep comfy

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19765993

>>19765626
Suterusu > Jesus. Screencap this.

>> No.19766058

>>19765957
Pretty sure that's assault

>> No.19766075

>>19766058
Pretty sure it’s based

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19766300

>>19765666
Ave Satani!

>> No.19766328

>>19765626
>Be me
>Tired of being a fedora
>Finally just stop caring and submit to Yah

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>>19765626
>>be me
>>have many sin debts
>>would have had to pay for them in hell for all eternity
>>tfw Jesus Christ paid them all for me
>Still go to hell because you choose to follow Pastor Anderson instead of the one true holy apostolic Church

James 2:24
>You see that a man is justified by works and not by faith alone
Inb4 Pharisee:
Catholics believe that Jesus bought you your ticket to heaven and is offering it to you. You still have to take it and drive to the airport by yourself (good deeds, repentance etc).
Prots believe they will magically teleport into the plane after receiving the mail that they won the ticket

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>>19765626

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19766605

>>19765666
Fuck off satan

>> No.19766767

>>19765666
Sorry, satan, but I'm stowing away on your childrens' moon mission and spending the profits in celebration of the glory of God

>> No.19767303

>>19765666
Depart from here satan, Jesus is lord!

>> No.19767771

>>19765987
You're going to the lake of fire, cuck

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19767784

>>19765626
comfy