/biz/ - Business & Finance

I am going to facefuck RKG after eating asparagus

It's over.

SSL $10 tomorrow at opening.

*ahem*
FUCK ALL THE UNDESIRABLES

and most importantly

FUCK JANNY

>>19758336
hey asshole george floyd could have been very close to developing the vaccine and now we will never know if he was successful. fucking white people I swear to god.

>>19758330
yes, but me the other way around.

>>19758315
*ahem*
BUY MORE STONKS

>>19758341
Yes please

How's crude looking right now?

Up 4.56% today. Was way higher this morning but JPow fucked me.
>And not in a good way.
>Quack

>>19758300
A Jogger-American on welfare has a higher standard of living in 2020 than a middle class Slaver-American in the 50s. The world is incredibly bullish. If we get a POTUS with a functioning brain he'll send billions to India so they can buy tanks and guns from American companies.

>mfw I realized that Jerome's master plan is to keep interest rates at 0% worldwide forever, thus ending usury

wow

BUY BUY BUY

>>19758315
Will the same shit repeat again? Maybe a bit further thanks to FEDs buying bonds n shieet??

>very briefly touch spy $320
>back to $300

>>19758364
ok fine

2/3rds of my portfolio is AMD and NVDA (Bought both low), how fucked am I and should I rotate into something else?

>>19758364
kek

>>19758395
should be priced in bro

>>19758341
SSL BROs
SSL SUPREMACY IMMINENT
>we bought the dip
>HODL since 1.50
>we are heading to 50

Anyone looking at AMPY? It's low right now but has a target price of around $7 and a bunch of hedge funds are buying tons of shares. Also curious about TWO, seems to be swimming around with all the other REITs right now

Fuck da BEARS, KEEP EM GAINS COMING, bullbros UNITE! Buy more pre-market if you need to!!!

>>19758402
Short niggers

>>19758382
Wait... THATS ANTISEMITISM!

>>19758349

Well said.

Up just 1.8% today on my meme holdings

The market seems to be getting back to just under 3% pre last Tuesdays blood bath, but my gains are way off where they were at that point

>>19758402
good job anon, you should go long w/margin and make em gains with leverage. You will be RICH, bears will be left holding the bags lol.

>>19758341
SSL SUPREMACY
The value in this firm is ignored by Wall St despite recent upgrade to buy. They were saying Sell when it was 2.50 weeks ago. Now at 8.50 they say Buy.

>>19758331
Why does is seem like this thread is full of the most peculiar and odd degenerates.
I swear, first the diaperfags, now this?
What's with your guys' fetish with human waste?
Thank god this is a blue board.

>>19758402
Well... I mean if there are two growth stocks you can pump 70% of your money into its probably them.

But Id still recommend you to diversify a bit. Maybe some MSFT or AMZN. Or some TSMC if you wanna keep it semis.

On this day in 1963, Soviet cosmonaut Valentina Tereshkova became the first woman in space, piloting Vostok 6.

BUY SPACE

>>19758382
That's not how usury works at all. Now banks can borrow infinitely and their margin is exactly as high as they decide to set it. Infinite usury.

Anyone knows what happened with PHUN?

>>19758468
Keep em gains coming anon, buy on leverage if you need to.

I started investing in March. Rate my portfolio. Realized profits are from selling NET.

If you had 20k to gamble on what stock would you pick?

>up 62% today
>clawing my way back up from last thursday

FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK BEARS
FUCK JANNIES

Show me your dividend tables, anon.

I predict Trump will catch Roni Rona and die. Day after day of circuit breakers.

>FMCI
oh god aaaaaaaagh I'm TATTOOOOOOOOOOOOOING

>>19758493
Buy more bank stonks, super undervalued. BUY THE DIP!!!

>>19758505
TSLA

>>19758505
Hertz

>>19758532
Please present your case.

>>19758514
I haven't bought any tables to keep my dividends on yet, I still use shoeboxes

I bought 25 shares of MGM at 19.4 just before EOD.

Did I finally do a smart?

>>19758382
>>19758444
>thus ending usury
You know you're talking to someone possessed by ideologies he picked up from the internet when see this word used outside of a biblical context.

Nowadays we just call it loansharking, and it's mostly unnecessary because of shadow banks and pawn shops providing that service. Before that, organized crime. Seems it's still that way in Japan, but the Yakuza is practically a shadow government anyways.

It was really fucking weird that much of Europe banned christians from money lending but turned a blind eye because it was understood as a necessary evil. Other strange practices like having a "court jew" makes me wonder if jew IQ's were artificially selected because the most capable ones were given such status.

>>19758485
Is just cute enamay gorl juices!

>>19758505
H&R REIT, or any other REIT that's kept 90% of it's renters. As soon as the dividend goes back up, the price will go back up. Literally free money.

>>19758532
>tfw When you realize a bank is merely a computer spreadsheet with permission from the Fed to print money and sell it

>>19758548
*ahem*
Stocks only go up.

>>19758522
>Day after day of circuit breakers.
I think that's reserved for mommy as president.

>>19758548
BUY THE DIP, STONKS ONLY GO UP lol.
>pic related, its the bears

I literally have no fucking clue what's going to happen tomorrow.

>>19758375
there was no middle class in the south retardo

get $Ships while you still can fellow anons its going to moon soon.

isn't she looooovelyyyyy?
Isn't she wooooonderrrful?

After hours is hilarious

>>19758219
in all seriousness bro, get yourself some psyllium cereal. i use smartbran (tastes like animal crackers, i like it) but you can find whatever you want. psyllium husks will change your life. i bet most of you faggots aren't getting enough fiber in your diet, but it will improve your life drastically. also green tea is OP as fuck for health, i drink 2 cups a day (after breakfast and dinner).

>>19758485
>What's with your guys' fetish with human waste?
It's a semi-ironic nod to Jews

coming to the realization that given how poor i am there is no point fucking around with individual shares and i'm better off just yoloing it with options
with some thought to it, ofc

>>19758586
im a fully loaded boy dude im not sure i can find 100$ more dollars to put into that random penny coin

should i

i can sell other shit

>>19758534
All it will take to crash TSLA is a battery fire in a car with kids on autopilot that rams into a fuel tanker at 120 mph, literally one accident away from -95% "unsafe at any speed".

DAILY REMINDER BETTING AGAINST STONKS IS ANTI-AMERICAN!!! Fuck you commies.

>>19758584
GREEN OPEN
RED END
AD INFINITUM
SELL AT THE BELL
BUY EOD
KANG MARKET MEANS INFINITE MONEY

>>19758591
It's the best. It used to frustrate me cause, for example, I'd hold a call on XLF or whatever and suddenly it decides to pump after hours while I can't trade so I literally stare at it where I'd be in massive profit, just for it to fall back to NEGATIVE by 9:30am

I've learned to accept it

>>19758600
Sounds like an excellent plan!

AAAAAAAAHHHRRRRRGGG

>>19758364
Her legs are so tiny.

>>19758600
>options
>now of all times
neat

>>19758613
GREEN OPEN
GREEN CLOSE
BUY MORE STONKS TOMORROW!!!

>>19758564
But I don't want the juices, I want the girl.
>>19758596
Kek.

>>19758610
and if it isn't happening, some dirty competition will make it happen

>>19758600
Bad mentality m8. Learnt to trade with a few hundred dollars. All the while, saving a few thousand irl. Once you’re confident, invest your big boy money.

Why the fuck would you want to enter with say $5000 and not know what the fuck you’re doing. I can almost guarantee you would hit Green your first stock and make $500 after a week. You’ll get so cocky you won’t know when to sell and get BTFO.

Learn to trade.

What's the next price target for TVIX?

want anything from racetrac?

>>19758503
>4 figure account
>Not a single pennyshit
Neat.

Not what I would invest in except RTX and QQQ, but sure, nice stocks.
>>19758564
>You know you're talking to someone possessed by ideologies he picked up from the internet when see this word used outside of a biblical context.
In German "Wucher" -> usury is used quite often and I think it influences the way we speak English desu
And I come from Bavaria, so we use catholic/christian themed figures of speech/words even more extensively.

Funny how language works.
>>19758611
This desu.

>>19758600
yeah... similar and I'm wayyy too diversified. If i'd have just stock with a few winners I would've won, but then again if I'd stuck with some losers I'd be kms myself.

It's why I think this is a good learning experiment.

But it's become more of an obsession and maybe I should just run something like TMF/SOXL with some dry powder and paper gold just in case.

>>19758613
>KANG MARKET MEANS INFINITE MONEY
this, but unironically
I don't know how you people don't understand how bullish reparations is. It's fucking helicopter money, it's a gift to asset holders.

>>19758643
>posts shit girl
eh... I want both
the goose and the golden milk

>>19758610
tesla owners usually don't have kids, i'm not joking. look up recent accidents it's all s(o)ycucks driving alone. there was one case of a black woman hitting someone at a crosswalk and the tesla was on autopilot. the tesla was a rental.

Broke even boys. Made back all my losses from last week, 15 percent of my portfolio. Feels good dudes

>>19758505
SOXL

>>19758616
Used to confuse the shit out of me. Like I’d call it a day, and the next day it shows I lost for the day, cause it fucking launched up 10 points after hours last night, and dipped a point or two during the next day.

>>19758611
lol meanwhile I'm staring at DXY hoping it doesn't pump cause that would wreck my portfolio

>>19758669
0

The final price in.

>>19758669
15

>>19758485
Welcome to 4chan, newfriend.

ERX is a underrated stock which not a lot of people know about

id invest more in that too but im a fully loaded adult male vessel already

>>19758669
unchanged. if you're looking to buy, i'd shoot for about 135 - 150 range. hop in or wait until close tomorrow for TVIX entries is my bet.

>>19758576
All in on MILKY???

>>19758600
that's what i did and i ended up losing a lot of money, a lot faster. if you're poor you're probably stupid so you better take it slow and play with penny stawks, which also go up a lot. look at how much PHUN went up and that was shilled on /biz/ multiple times. EMAN did over 2X recently. you'll get rekt fast in options if you are just wrong by 1 day or by 2%.

anime is degeneracy

>>19758600
OTM puts on VIX
Try those big brain strats

>>19758712

>>19758675
>And I come from Bavaria
hey that's neat

>>19758699
Cheetoman has complained about the strong dollar often and loudly. Hoping for some dollar weakness isn't unamerican, and it does mean that stocks go up, both from reflation and increased exports.

>>19758610
So? Get a loan, buy the cheapest tesla, buy a mexican child illegally,pay two hobos to act as the parents and stage the accident you mentioned. Buy puts with the rest of your money.

NNDM is dumping
I might double up

>>19758548
Person posting this is just memeing but im unironically highly vested in a CC lender. With only 3 months of COVID most of those struggling will miss a payment or 2, but the only ones defaulting were already in deep shit anyways. Bank earnings are coming up and will show that the memeflu was a lot memier than thought since this time banks didnt have to set aside loads of cash to weather the recession. Also JPow will be releasing bank stress tests soon, so companies with conservative underwriters may get a boost. Banks right now have potential, but the risk here isnt massive loss, its years of crabbing which was always a concern. Banks will either explode upward in the coming months or follow the market.

>>19758733
>hey that's neat
Yeah. Its better than in Germany here, but things are going to shit as well I think.
The whole of Europe is a decaying boomer corpse. I dont see any future for this continent.
>>19758721
And lewd

>>19758600
>coming to the realization that given how poor i am there is no point fucking around with individual shares and i'm better off just yoloing it with lottery tickets with some to it, ofc
The people selling you those options are making the real money

if thursday 2.0 happens all of my gainz of the year will be erased

>>19758600
>>19758653
Listen thos this anon because he is 120% right. Thats exactly what happened with me and many others

>all these retards panic selling GAN

time to buy up more

If I spend $50 on liquor I get a free bottle of wine
what kinda whiskey shall I get?

and does anyone want anything from the convenience store? I'm about to ride

>>19758368
That’s some cash

>>19758788
>"average investor"
>mutual fucking funds
That's not investors at fucking all, that's ordinary people being scammed.
Also,
>those energy and healthcare returns
Seem suspicious, especially compared to info tech.

>>19758790
>Losing all of the gains in one -5% day or whatever
At least its not all money, like some optiontards did

>>19758798
if you have 5k and you buy a .98 cent short term call thats only 98$ gamble

it allows you to do it many times and you wont lose every trade you make

you wont make money just investing 100 dollars in stocks and letting it sit there

youll waste your time

>>19758788
The "average investor" is a boomer with massive sayings demanding shares of ford, ge, and whatever else dead bullshit peaked during their youth.

>>19758600
You could buy one share of SPG with 75 bucks, if you have patience you could turn that into 90 bucks. If you are even more patient you could turn it into 140 bucks. What are you smoking? This is a poor man's market, but if you don't have patience you need to find another racket because this one is where the patient steal from the impatient.

>>19758845
the point is to learn, not make money when u just started investing.

>>19758863
>being bullish on MALLS
no thanks

>>19758600
just get $ship as much as you can while its cheap.
you’ll thank me later when earnings hit and the mooning starts.

>>19758682
>insults Haruhi
How rude

>>19758711
Sounds solid. Thanks.

>>19758876
you can learn that way he has 50 different bets or more

some short term calls are only like .20 cents

or 20$ bets with high potential for big winnings

thats my recommendation from coming from a poker background

i know that a 50 buy ins is not all that risky

at all

you can lose 10 times and still have more to bet on

Cramer says you shouldn't own more than 10 positions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8z0IjohZ64

>>19758895
he is retarded, the more positions the more diversity.

It's basically having your own ETF

>>19758895
>why yes I only have one position, how could you tell?

>>19758847
Ford and GE are literally the two most popular stocks on Robinhood, millennials aren't any smarter than their grandparents.

>>19758895
no ya thats mentally ill

the only reason to have fewer stocks is so it looks nice and gives you less of a headache

but thats not as valuable as owning many stocks

>>19758917
ppl seem to forget that robinhood gives free cheap stocks, like ford and ge

>>19758895

I think that depends a lot on your market experience and how much money you have to invest but as a generalization that’s probably not terrible advice.

>>19758895
Kramer's a hypocritical faggot, but he's right on this one. It's too much to keep track of

>>19758916
based TQQQchad

What does /biz/ think of XOM? Should I get XOM, FANG, or SSL?

>>19758916
>one position

yeah it's called day trading. i have 0 positions at the end of each day, but more money than i had the day before :^)

>>19758917
ford dividends should be ok until 2021 though, and they are invested in electric cars....kind of like a sleeper tsla

>>19758942

Fuck I want to see her asshole bros

>>19758895
>I'm an early morning owl
dropped

>>19758888
>those digits
how obscenely appropriate.

I WATCHED ALL GODDAMN 8.
FUCK HARUHI.

>>19758895
Oh those rerun episodes are great for beginners.
He says that because he expects you to read through every conference call and such

>>19758845
I never said stocks were more profitable then options. It’s like gambling. Craps has the best odds at a casino. But it takes time to learn. Here comes this faggot saying “nah I don’t have time, in just going all in on roulette”. Take the time to learn.

>>19758818
just get tequila ese

>>19758895
Fuck cramer. I hold dozens of positions in the stock market. And dozens elsewhere

>>19758838
the time series spans dot com, so it's misleading, We're also seeing data that includes the fuckhuge credit expansion and ends in 2013, which should be the end of the beginning of the business cycle there, hence why R2K and energy are probably sitting above S&P

>>19758485
You're not gonna make it. Sorry man.

>>19758425
I bought ampy. We'll see

>>19758895
It's not an invalid school of thought, the autist from the big short only had like three positions going into 2020 and Ackman likes focusing on a few stocks. Just do whatever fits your investing philosophy.

>>19758895
True if you are a swing trader and trade based on informations and news. You cant keep track of all stocks.

Wrong if you are long term investing and have lets say a portfolio of V, MA, MSFT, AAPL, TSMC, FB, AMZN, GOOG, hell I could find like 30 companies to add to this list.
You have your personal ETF this way.

>>19758954
options is safer than stocks imo

not sure where people came up with this meme that you have to buy 100 different contracts and waste all your money on one spin

you can buy a .05 cent option for 5$ and have a chance of making a ton of money

for 5$

buying stocks is even riskier than options because you have to risk your whole stack and hope for little incremental gain

Cruises tanking

blood red AH

@19758994
>options is safer than stocks imo
>it's kpop kid
don't take him seriously

>>19759004
China shutting down shit again tbqh

I’d have more faith in airlines then cruises

>still holding 1k shares at around $7 for IVR

am i gonna make it bros?

>>19758315
>Crude +3.857mm (-3.5mm exp)
>Cushing -3.289mm
>Gasoline +4.267mm (-2.2mm exp)
>Distillates +919k (+3.1mm exp)

kek. next leg down incoming.

>>19759020
ya it just depends HOW you buy your options

if youre mentally ill and you bring all your networth onto the poker table at one time of course its risky and youre going to lose everything

if you buy a 5 cent option for 5$ then youre virtually not risking anything

you can buy different company options all day long and its like buying peanuts

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? Augh I'm late again, fell asleep at 1 with an alarm to wake me up at 3:30, woke up to it, switched it off and thought ahhh I'll just close my eyes a little. I'm up 1.28%, still underperform the ess and pee but I'm still holding so much cash, most of that came from futures trading last night >_<
Did anything important happen 2day?

What is this pattern called?

>>19759048
why do you type like a 13 year old scene girl from 2006 writing on myspace

>>19759035
TANKER BROS

>>19759042
>way OTM options on illiquid shit
neat

>>19759048
>Did anything important happen 2day?
most notable thing is that Powell said something like "long term we're still holding our inflation projections/targets"

>>19759048

Up 9% good day here

>>19759020
Options are safer because your maximum risk is set and it gives you leverage on upside. If you use them the way they're meant to be used (instead of gambling like a retard), the only increased risk is expiration, in exchange it has decreased risk due to volatility and increased upside for the same. So for volatile stocks, options > underlying. For low vola stocks, the opposite. Risk-wise.
But that doesn't change the fact that k-nigger is instablock.

>>19758952
The Endless Eight episodes are my favorite (except for the one where Kyon has to go get the space heater), I watched them all in order and loved it

>>19758478
Congrats bro. Ive learned its best to ignore what these incesment firms say. It has become obvious they dont know anything about stocks and are just taking calculated guesses that wont screw them over should their investors get screwed

>>19758780
So this is bullish for WFC? Shit hasn't even tried to rebound yet from March dip.

>>19759085
>for volatile stocks, options > underlying
I'm not a big options guy, but with VIX so high, wouldn't it imply that options are generally going to carry higher risk due to increased premiums?

>>19759056
uh oh stinky

Still down 50% :(

>>19759048
+21% I bought the dip last week, sold before 10 then bought dip again when it dumped

>>19759056
The "What the actual fuck is that"

>>19759117
then that stock is a shitty deal for options and move on

dude i am only buying options which cost me like 50$ or less and then im buying 1 contract

its mental illness to buy tons of expensive contracts at once

those people are guaranteed to become bankrupt

>>19759048
Up 1.5% today.
Wrote some covered calls yesterday that went so deep ITM even the small dump today did not touch them anymore.

>>19759056
>'E sold?... Bümb et.

>>19759042
> if you buy a 5 cent option for 5$ then youre virtually not risking anything

death by ten thousand paper cuts

>>19759117
Higher MINIMUM risk, but the same risk PROFILE. That is, your upside is similar relative to volatility on the basis of the risk, but the entry cost is certainly higher.

>>19759117
If you're buying them. But anyone with any understanding of how options actually work will be a net seller and profit off of the high volatility.

going to sleep now fellow biz anons
don’t say i didn’t warn ya.
but $ship while you still can!
peace!

>>19759142
nah dude the stock market is either up or down

50-50
green or red

if you keep betting 5$ then you should win on approximately half of them


maybe a little less but you can still recoop some and use it again and you wont run out of your 5k start any time soon

and when you win you can buy more

>>19758952
LOVE HARUHI
>>19759035
Dump tomorrow confirmed?
>>19758973
With whatever the meaning of "making it" is, in relation to diaperfaggotry and drinking girls pee, I think i'm fine with not making it.

>>19759069
Some of us still remember. I'm like Hitler in the bunker, I've watched the spirit of the scene girl rise up and disappear into the night. This is my great project for the 2020's, I will manifest their return by returning early-2000's text emoticons into general parlance. There is nothing new under the Sun, find your truth in the Eternal Return, walk to Shambalah and draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed :3

>>19759048
Jerome "the niggerlover" Powell cucked my gains today, basically flat

>>19758988
>V, MA
he would advise against that, I'm sure
>I have 1 share of each in my IRA, they never came down enough to buy more
Honestly I'm getting kind of sick of all this.

Seems silly having MU, AMD, AMAT, TSMC, SOXL all at once. I had LLY, MRK, BMY, PFE, REGN all at once but finally dumped PFE and want to dump BMY if/when it gets back to my basis.

And it makes it impossible to sell covered calls on my long term port.

>>19758973
based nenecunny poster

>>19759175
can you post skimpier pics please? i know they are out there.

>>19759048
>Augh I'm late again, fell asleep at 1 with an alarm to wake me up at 3:30

that's not good AHanon. this may surprise you but you'll actually feel way more well-rested by only napping for less than a half hour, optimally around 15-20 mins. you're entering the deep sleep stages otherwise and it'll completely fuck your circadian rhythm and also you will wake up groggy and probably go back to sleep like you did.

try going to sleep at 1 with an alarm for 1:20 next time, see how you feel. do it in a cool dark place with maybe some white noise like a fan. the key is you don't fall into deep sleep. save that for night time for 7-8 hours.

>>19759178
You tell me...how can crude build up, when everything is back to normal and oil is cut down to min. from nearly every single country? kekw.

>>19759079
Our time is now.
How long we have waited.

Another day another 400

>>19759190
>he would advise against that, I'm sure
I dont follow Cramer. He dislikes FinTech?

>Seems silly having MU, AMD, AMAT, TSMC, SOXL all at once.
You can just buy SOXX desu
But all these semi ETFs are very heavy INTC based, and I like to avoid them right now and do my own tech portfolio.

>And it makes it impossible to sell covered calls on my long term port.
I personally only buy in 100s for this reason.

>>19759204
My weird triphasic sleep cycle has gotten all screwed up by having a mix of night and day shifts at work now, staying up until 5am watching futures was probably a waste of time aggghh

>>19759183
>>19759240

>MC 2 Fuck

what did he mean by this

I need to learn how to do these calls and puts and options and shit...

I'm just using limit orders.

>>19759069
bit rude

@19759136 (you)
>

>>19759147
>upside is similar relative to volatility on the basis of the risk
that makes enough sense. The risk profile is the same, yes, but wouldn't it be a bit... skewed? maybe like similar vs congruent.

>>19759150
Thanks, I've got a long way to go on options strategies

>>19759205
Game Theory and micro answer this. Buildup definitely doesn't mean that we're not on the path to "back to normal" with fuel consumption and economic activity.

Breaking news, Breaking News,
Warren Buffett is stepping down from Berkshire.

>>19759183
oof I remember... but not directly
I was never a user of most social media. LiveJournal was neat for a while.

>>19759048
I finally woke up premarket today, and you slept in!
Was too scared to buy something like WANT for a daytrade, oh well. Bought some WM, DD, MU, SOXL. Trimmed a lot of LLY.

But a nothing day for me. Small decimals. Did YOLO a HTZ call, a PLAB call, and a DENN call.

>>19759239
no he loves fintech, he just thinks you pick the best one and there you go, diversify into other sectors, not into the same sector with a different company that does basically the same thing.

I also really don't want INTC, which is one of the things I don't like about the etf's including SOXL.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8425311/China-reimposes-travel-restrictions-amid-fresh-outbreak.html

I have $3.20 buying power left over in my robinhood account. How should I spend it

It's good to know that the bull trap has been laid out and all that's left to do is wait. We're going to blind side the fuck out of them tomorrow.

Twelve O'clock you're all going to die.

Fed Chair Powell Semiannual Monetary Policy Testimony

>>19759298
>Warren Buffett is retarded
>George Soros is out of touch
>Mark Cuban is a schizo
>Jim Simons has lost it
>Carl Icahn is a /biz/let

>>19759311
KO calls have been good to me

>>19759311
GEN

>>19759048
Back to back 15% days almost back to last week's highs. Got my ass kicked last Thursday and Friday.

>>19759310
fuck china dude theyre going to ruin everyones gains

>>19759311
two mcdoubles

>>19759319
That's why buy end of day sell at open

>>19759311
All in SHIP

>>19759298
>tfw it's real

>>19758315
Best broker for beginners? JP Morgan has one that sets up a portfolio for you if you have $2500 but is limited in when you can trade and has no crypto. Meanwhile Robinhood is shilled by nearly everyone else except /biz/ for whatever reason

>>19759298
holy shit it's happening!!!

>>19759361
Why sell at open? I see everyone does that, the share price falls but why?

>>19758669
700-800

Never does the market not crash again after a large drop. Look at the VIX chart. There's always a second spike that's between 70%-80% of the previous high.

Whats the first thing that comes to mind when you see a chart like this?

>>19759048
Up a respectable % on my EPAC calls. Waiting for what should be an earnings beat next week. Otherwise I’ve parked everything in CCX which will either stay flat until I find some good entry points elsewhere or I’ll get lucky and they announced a merger sometime soon.

Mostly just waiting for clearer signals.

>>19759319
VXX and UVXY are weapons free.
War in China/India not bullish.
Beijing lockdown, not bullish.
This clown market need to return to fundamentals.

We dumpn boys

>>19759299
>no he loves fintech, he just thinks you pick the best one and there you go, diversify into other sectors, not into the same sector with a different company that does basically the same thing.
Fair enough. But I want a certain part of my portfolio in FinTech. Instead of buying another 100 shares of V because "they are the best" I buy MA instead because they might take a bigger market share. Or PYPL because I think they will grow.

I do not really see the argument against buying both V and MA. You can diversify here and be on the safe side.

>>19759378
Webull cuz they let you trade all the pre and postmarket hours. Trade from 4am until 8pm. Also has free options just like Robinhood

>>19759402

Fuck niggers

>>19759402
Borat saying "funny retardation"

>>19759402
That it looks like my last week chart exactly

What’s going on bros...after hours are red...is the bog coming tomorrow....

>>19758505
psilocybin stocks

>>19758994
The odds of your stock shares going to zero are much lower than the odds of your option going to zero

AAL is tanking hard bros, it's over

>>19759402
cup and handle !!! buy buy buy !!!!

>>19759298
>recent mistakes

Is he admitting he sold the bottom? Lmao

Fuck the after hours market being a bunch of red.

I was up 16% this morning. What happened. Things are going back to normal

>>19759437
They put back cruise dates

>>19759444
>your stock goes down by 50% and you lose 2500$

>could have bought like 100 different cheap options from different companys on different days and wouldnt lose all of them

guaranteed to not lose all of them

id rather make some cool bets and try to build my 2500 to 10k and beyond

than put that in a sluggish slow moving shit pile that wont help

What on earth lmao, peep BABA's new ad for their software "Dingtalk", they had the programmers dress up :o
>>19759299
Trading semis? It's the one sector I don't think I've ever traded even once. Why sell LLY?

All in on TVIX. I am too stubborn to sell.

>>19759455
its fake news written by a diaper wearing tranny for diaper wearing trannies.

>>19759476
markets scurred

>>19759478
I’m gonna buy tomorrow

To clarify these absolutely braindead retarded "pattern day trader" rules that may as well just be labeled "fuck poor people": this behavior only applies to the same stock correct? You can still buy-sell one stock, change to another stock, buy-sell, ad infinitum within a 5 day period correct?

RAPE MEEEEE

RAPE MEEEEEE AGAIN

>>19759498
It's becoming more obvious to me why plastic surgery is so popular in Asia

Interesting, nominal.
Last night bright blue.
What happens when Jerome Speaks?

>MGM tanking again after hours
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK WHY DID I EVER THINK I COULD EVER BUY THE BOTTOM

>>19759298
I cant find any news on this bud.

>>19759547
those are all men m8

you just complimented them greatly

Based Robinhood broker. Buying cheap NCLH in AH. Buying the dip. and making easy money.

>>19759536
yes. it's a scam to force poor people to baghold against their own interests.

>>19759540
Why would you buy cruise lines retard. What was going through your head besides "gotta get that money, i'm going to be so rich"?

>>19759560
just hold that bag man it will recover, if you sell at a loss you lose.

>>19759536
lmao no you retard

All the retards who missed the cruise boat three months ago might get a chance to pick up some cheapies tomorrow.

>>19759536
I think it's bullshit.

A lot of rules that keep getting bolted on to the stock market are retarded.

>>19759565
It's a joke, I thought /smg/ was less autistic then other parts of 4chan. I guessed wrong.

>>19759566
>TFW
pretty obvious too, not like on /biz/.

>>19759311
I had like $5 and went all in on some dollar stock and it’s my worst performer lol. I keep it around to remind me not to be stupid.

>>19759498
>traps are a global fetish now

>>19759536
No, not the same stock. You will get marked if you do what you just said, all in one day.

>>19759056
The Moby Dick

WHAT THE FUCK, IT WAS FINE AT 1PM WHEN I BOUGHT IT.

I guess I'm stuck with SAVE until it's profitable again.

Never leave money in the market after hours if you can friends.

>>19759606
I've been wanting to set sail to gainstown again. Do your worst bogs

>>19759311
TOPS

>>19759565
clearly a joke, it names barstool's pizza guy as the new ceo

>>19759606
>he hasn’t heard about China’s new lockdown

Enjoy holding on to $10 stocks for a year

>>19759566
>those are all men m8
yeh? That's puts a twist on it. might have a wank then

>>19759489
post gains, tranny poster

Thoughts on this?

>>19759651
Considering I bought them at $8 I'd still be outperforming the market.

>>19759536
It’s doing a same day trade, 3 times in a week. Like literally just wait til 9:30am to dump. Value won’t change that much.

>>19758895
He is correct. I disagree with his rule that you must sell one before buying another, but no more than about a dozen names is optimal. I have slightly too much myself because of a few pets.

>>19759680
>holding overnight

>>19759671
sounds like cope
is it from Sven?

>>19759671
He sounds mad his options didn't pan out.

>>19759498
>Why sell LLY?
b-because it went up 14% in one session and another anon said "you took profits, right?"
Later it hit 16 or 17%... I trim because I'm hoping to buy back lower, but you're probably right. When you're managing these small sums of money, I might as well just HODL.

I guess this breast cancer drug really could be BIG. And many analysts have yet to upgrade them... but that just seems like a huge move, no?

>>19759671
I think you're a retard whose come here to post bait, or a retard who can't handle reading a single article.

>>19759651
>China’s new lockdown
it'll take 'em 5 days to clear it up. They've really perfected monitoring people by cell phones for contact tracing.

>>19759540
Those are some potential nice cheapies, fren.

Still too expensive though. It'll probably go much lower desu

Also, why would you hold cruise lines or airlines overnight after a bull day?

>>19759671
Perhaps you have the memory of a goldfish but the stock market lost something like 30% of its value during muh pandemic.

>>19759560
You could sell at a loss or become a long term investor! Fuck Pfizer btw.

>>19759670
nah i dont like to show off my shit its rude

and mental illness to just drop your robinhood account picture on here

i think its mentally ill

its like posting your cool sports car on tik tok

its like ?????? come on bro

>>19759641
Thanks friend, I'll be taking those gains. Real though, save (heh) these airline stocks for when they really recover. Look at that P/E ratio. Look at the on-hand cash. They will recover to 30 by the time this is all over.

>>19759726
what's wrong with Pfizer?
I want to buy some...

>>19758611
>DAILY REMINDER BETTING AGAINST STONKS IS ANTI-AMERICAN!!! Fuck you commies.

>State buys shit corporate bonds, keeping zombie companies afloat.
>State keeps interest rates depressed, forcing investors to put money in the market to keep the bubble up.
>State bails out the airlines, who spent the last 4 years taking out loans to buy back their own stock, and artificially raise their own stock prices.
>All on the taxpayer's dime.

>Individual investors call bullshit against the system.
>WOAH WOAH WOAH U FUKIN COMMIE STOP SELLING NOAW

>mfw

>>19759086
>The Endless Eight episodes are my favorite
you better be being contrarian just for funsies...

>>19759736
It'll probably be fixed by next week

it's honestly easier to sleep when I don't have to try and watch the market for day trading.

I miss you $AMD

>>19759741
I bought in before this.
https://www.investors.com/news/technology/pfe-stock-dives-breast-cancer-regimen-misses-its-mark/

I hate airlines. I want off this ride

Is XOM a better choice than SSL?

>>19759747
Embrace both Bull and Bear.
Become Zen, become balance.
Also fuck joggers.

>airlines got pumped and dumped
>now its cruise lines turn
>oil has been pumped and dumped twice now
Good job, robinzoomies

>>19759522
Cheers!

>>19759641
>holding airlines or cruise lines overnight after a bull run

It's going to go much lower than that. I'll wait for those cheapies tomorrow when it's a red day.

Plan:

>Go long on oil. Options on OILU and USO. Big calls.

>Go to Saudi Arabia.

>Plant bombs on oil tankers

>Blow up tankers

>Pin it on the Jews in Israel

>oil spikes 35%

>??????

>Profit

>>19759786
I sold it for a profit earlier in the day ;_;

>>19759671
these are just pebbles on the beach of history

>>19759718
Ah probably a good idea, I just assumed they came out with news so good it would keep carrying them. Closing right at the peak from April might mean it's good to de-risk actuall
>>19759749
No they're good, I like noticing the details like how the popsicles are different colors and stuff

>>19759776
>oil has been pumped and dumped twice now
>Sitting on a buttload of PBA since their first dividend payout after the rona hit
>Steady gains ever since
Just dont buy meme stocks.

DAL will be fine. Hell I got time. I ain't 40 yet.. (37)

GEX/DIX still looking bullish...

Do you guys always just sell end of day for profits?

>>19759048
+2 percentile, I bought the UNG dip

>>19759698
>being an ADHD gambling trader and not going long

>>19759770
XOM is safer and you quite literally cannot lose with them. Plus they give you a nice dividend. SSL is volatile and is better for day trading rather than holding. Two different stocks for two different strategies.

>>19759786
based DXD.
>tfw been in since 24

>>19759817
Why are they so high compared to historically? Is it a sign of new money coming in, or is it a sign of some kind of shuffling?

>>19759841
This is reposted constantly for a reason.

>>19759841
No, I hold until its red, then sell.

XOM unboggable in Afterhours

>>19758495
Didn't they partner with trump a while ago for his upcoming campaign stuff, and hes starting that soon isnt he?

>>19759048
+0.98 move into bearish positions on midday.
Market is overpriced as fuck still.
Seriously not even 50% airline traffic, how the fuck are airlines booming?
Cruise ships, Jogger please,

>>19759865
Ok thank you fren

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>>19759680
Oh, I was misunderstanding being marked a "day trader" by doing a buy-sell-buy-sell more than 3 times in 5 days. Literally just buying a dip and selling later on in the day more than 3 times in the same 5 day period will get you fucked.

What an absolutely fucking retarded act of legislation. Elizabeth Warren needs to be strung from a pole.

>>19759865
does nobody just hold?

>Bought high, sold low tvix
>Bought high, sol....

Fuck u Bog, I am bagholding CPE.

should i wait for a while after my msft 9/18 200c are ITM, or should i just sell them on friday and wait for my 220c to print? (same date)

>>19759868

Have you decided how you'll enjoy those 2 cents/share yet, anon?

I don't even look at my XON, COP or CVX. They're such boring stonks.

You just have to let those sit there like a year to make a few $ but its nothing to write home about desu.

I’m fuckin a fat chick tonight

>>19759865
Does close mean 3:58 PM or in after hours?

new
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>>19759915
We know you just shuffled money into your account, post your stocks

>>19759842
oooh I haven't been watching it, they've had a rough month :o

>>19759910
>I'm bag holding.
Famous last words.

>>19758566
Any other suggestions for reits? I'm certain some of these are gonna drop hard and most investors dont realize what's going to happen in less than 10 days. Ended up jumping out of 2 I had due to the info I found. Most investors seem to be unaware of it, considering I was unaware of it for about a month prior but with earnings coming up they'll soon realize it's gonna dump after what some of these companies reveal.

>>19759796
Seems pretty open and shut to me m8. Best set to it.

NOW SAVE IS BACK UP WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MARKET

>AM
>121.78% dividend payout ratio based on next years estimates.
>Lol WTF.

I just booked profits on this little guy i have been holding for the past six months. The divvies have been nice, but IDK if they will be able to continue (though rising oil/natty gas prices have been nice). If they can't continue paying the dividend, AM isn't worth a dime, but they did get a new source of funding which is good.

IDK if I should reenter. Maybe when the saudis and russkies decide to beat eachother in the face, and dump the price of oil into the shitter again. Anyone else holding?

>>19759732
You posted one before (that one on /biz/) so nice try, jaw shaver. Until you show you did what you say, fuck off. Bad as these bears who never short.

>>19759726
I bought veggie their cancer and just averaged down. up already

how should i prepare myself for quad witching day this friday

>>19759844
Holding overnight is gambling, retard. You literally advocate daytrading except with the overnight gamble added.

>>19758988
>True if you are a swing trader and trade based on informations and news. You cant keep track of all stocks.
I disagree.
You read the news on sectors and buy more than one to even out.
For example, you are into chip makers. You could bet everything on AMD, but then you look at the market an every chipmaker went up except AMD. Maybe should have gotten NVDA too.
You are into this new space race. But TSLA may not be the best way to invest in it. Buy some BA too.
Just examples.
Point is, you read news on some sectors you think are going to do well, you will be reading news on the other stocks too anyway.

>>19759796
Saudi family are crypto kikes. Research root of wahabi

>>19760198
By this logic all long-term investing in gambling.

>>19758983
That autist has a name and its CHRISTIAN BALE

>>19759902
Why would you hold in this volatile market where your blue chip could easily be worth -15% after a single tweet?