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>> No.19668301
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I'm all in stocks but even I'm hoping this shit crashes and burns. Too many faggot zoomers and normals.

>> No.19668340
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19668340

>https://nhentai.net/tag/*****

>> No.19668380

this is gods wrath for america electing a israeli-controlled pedophile to be president.

i hope china drops a nuclear weapon on you all

>> No.19668395
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shame, real shame,
oh well we all going to die to gold hoarders.

>> No.19668406
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19668406

What happened to NUMI today? Thought the engine was primed for take off.

>> No.19668416
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>>19668301
>wanting to gatekeep your pyramid scheme

>> No.19668454

I have 150k. How do I turn it into 1.5 mill?

>> No.19668470

>>19668406
It really is World War Z.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUvLQOhOwKI

>> No.19668480
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19668480

INTEL CHIP EXECUTIVE IS OUT
>INTEL CHIP EXECUTIVE IS OUT
INTEL CHIP EXECUTIVE IS OUT
>INTEL CHIP EXECUTIVE IS OUT
INTEL CHIP EXECUTIVE IS OUT
>INTEL CHIP EXECUTIVE IS OUT
INTEL CHIP EXECUTIVE IS OUT
>INTEL CHIP EXECUTIVE IS OUT
INTEL CHIP EXECUTIVE IS OUT
>INTEL CHIP EXECUTIVE IS OUT

>> No.19668494
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>>19668199
When are we buying bros?

>> No.19668496

>>19668199
Funny thing is everyone was blasting Buffet for sitting out of the markets. Now who is the fucking moron?

>> No.19668502

>>19668454
Buy calls or puts with a short expiry and blaze it 420 to epic gains or lose everything. If you lose everything it's cause your a faggot.

>> No.19668518
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19668518

welp

>> No.19668550

https://www.strawpoll.me/20325364

https://www.strawpoll.me/20325364

https://www.strawpoll.me/20325364

https://www.strawpoll.me/20325364

>> No.19668559
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19668559

There's something happening here
What it is ain't exactly clear
There's a man with a gun over there
Telling me, I got to beware

I think it's time we stop, children, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down

There's battle lines being drawn
Nobody's right if everybody's wrong
Young people speaking their minds
Getting so much resistance from behind

It's time we stop, hey, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down

What a field-day for the heat
A thousand people in the street
Singing songs and carrying signs
Mostly say, hooray for our side

It's s time we stop, hey, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down

Paranoia strikes deep
Into your life it will creep
It starts when you're always afraid
You step out of line, the man come and take you away

We better stop, hey, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
Stop, hey, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
Stop, now, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
Stop, children, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down...

>> No.19668571

>>19668518
the JUST pattern

>> No.19668653
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19668653

Just a normal and healthy market, right guys.

>> No.19668658
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19668658

If tomorrow is red again, I will destroy Bobo.

>> No.19668675

what could possibly rally the markets now? next week and all of june/july?

>> No.19668689

>>19668380
this website is for Americans sweaty

>> No.19668756

Welp, I lost 15k today, and 6k yesterday... yay.

>> No.19668781

>>19668675
Give it a few days. People are just spooked by South Carolina and jobless claims. People will soon realize South Carolina is an outlier and unemployment is lowering despite high initial claims.

>> No.19668828

>>19668653
bankruptcy doesn't mean the shares are worthless, most bankruptcy in the US just means the company has to restructure while cutting a deal with their creditors.

>> No.19668849

>>19668781
What happened in South Carolina?

>> No.19668859

>>19668781
im in the uk and its the same, but still that wont necessarily rally the markets, unless some good news comes or people get greedy nothing is going to improve

>> No.19668875

This one's for you, Bobo
https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente/status/1271170449733533697?s=20

>> No.19668894

Wouldn't all of it depends on if the real estate implosion is real or a hoax? We are nowhere near that possibly happening, at least a month off.

>> No.19668915

This market is basically a game of musical chairs.

>> No.19668927

>>19668496
Even after these drops the prices are still way higher than they were before the rally. As of now, it's still a massive mistake not to have bought in.

>> No.19668933

>>19668781
What the fuck happened in SC? Did Covid mutate into something that could kill the young or something?

>> No.19668934

>>19668849
A large spike in cases after memorial day weekend. Makes for good headlines, but is an outlier and their hospitals are fine despite the fear news is trying to sell.

>> No.19668938

>>19668849
They joined the Union.

>> No.19668945

>>19668494
SSL and skyw

>> No.19668974

Goddamn it, please close fucking RH soon. I need EMAN to fucking explode already. Tired of these weak willed faggots.

>> No.19668975

>>19668927
Exactly. They'll never learn.

>> No.19668994

You did buy QQQ calls ... r-right

>> No.19669003

>>19668933
Their new daily cases basically doubled because they reopened on memorial day weekend. News is making it sounds worse than it actually is though. Saw headlines about hospitals being overwhelmed and that they might need to close again, but it's bullshit.

>> No.19669065

>>19668875
this is some bearkino

>> No.19669081

Practically everyone has been saying we are in a bubble. Feds didn't pump today in order to create a narrative that the "bubble" has now deflated. Might go on for a few days or they might just start pumping again tomorrow

>> No.19669101
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19669101

Smart money exiting the markets.
They have so much money it caused a -7% DOW, -6% S&P500

The real crash comes tomorrow

>> No.19669112

>>19668934
>>19669003
same fear mongering as in early march. back then they predicted an apocalypse in New Orleans, Detroit, Chicago, NYC, and some parts of Florida. All of them did OK except for NYC. But NYC is fine now, better than most. And others are going up slightly but far from being overwhelmed.

>> No.19669137

>>19669081
What nonsense are you spouting? The fed announced that they are going to continue to do exactly what they've been doing this entire time. Literally nothing changed other than that they're going to continue through at least 2022.

>> No.19669148

>>19669101
Where are they going to keep their smart money?
We will probably gap up tomorrow.

>> No.19669161

i-it's just a W shaped recovery

>> No.19669165

>>19669148

Take a look at the bond market sweetheart

>> No.19669173

It's a just an M shaped doomsday.

>> No.19669353

>>19668945
when retard.

>> No.19669362

>>19669165
>the bond market
lmao

>> No.19669423
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19669423

MAGINE
THINKING
320
IS
A
GOOD
FUCKING
TIME
TO
BUY
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I TRIED TELLING YOU DUMB FAGGOTS

>> No.19669424

>>19668675
Bank earnings

>> No.19669427

>DJI -1861.82 (-6.90%)
FUCKING KEK

>> No.19669437

shit im glad i cut my losses.. even if it rebound +10% tomorrow i'd still be worse off had i not cut losses that early
can't believe this shit is apparently not even close to oversold, but am I putting too much faith into RSI?

I don't know if it's greedy/stupid to wait until RSI = 30 before I buy back in

>> No.19669474

>>19668550
Not exactly random many have been calling for a pullback been like a month since the past one, recovery has been so aggressive any pullback will be short and steep

>> No.19669515

>>19668480
Why in the fuck is Tesla designing chips? They are an integrator, not a component designer. Elon needs to seriously unfuck himself.

>> No.19669539

>>19668781
It's not just SC. TX has a big spike AZ has a big spike and activated emergency plans at hospital. We are in for round 2 boys, buckle up!

>> No.19669579
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>>19668494

When retailfags are pushed out of their existence and got lost of their funds

>> No.19669690
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19669690

>bought SPXL on Monday

I don't even give a shit, it'll go back up eventually

>> No.19669734

Anyone celebrating this kike in disguises triumph over the little guy deserves the rope. How many companies has he destroyed in the last ten years? How many jobs has he slashed for "shareholder value".

So easy to hate this guy, literally made his billions off the backs of everyone else and has contributed nothing to society, but has taken much.

>> No.19669737
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>>19669165
>sell stocks low
>buy bonds high
>smart money

>> No.19669776
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>>19669579
you should crash it by at least another 20% then.

>> No.19669851
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19669851

who else /big balls/ and all in HTZ at $4?

>> No.19669967
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>>19669437
>I don't know if it's greedy/stupid to wait until RSI = 30 before I buy back in
Who knows. What are you looking at?

Here's something spoopy in my tea leaf cup. The last time pembina pipeline's candle went below the moving average was Feb 26th.

>> No.19670030
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19670030

What is this pattern called?

>> No.19670040

>>19669851
Paper hands here. I'm 75% cash and my two last positions are still more than +20%. If pembina pipeline dips tomorrow, I'm going 100% cash.

>>19670030
Getting pranked.

>> No.19670047
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19670047

feelin' nice
this market thing is easy

>> No.19670062

>>19670030
The Wuhan flu

>> No.19670074
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>>19670030

The bat-flu pattern founded by Jeffrey Bat

>> No.19670134

>>19669515
Because they don't want their spaceships to go boom when Israel presses a button.

>> No.19670152

>>19669003
>it's bullshit
>t. my ass

>> No.19670190

>all of my stuff is going green in the aftermarket
Nice

>> No.19670218
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>>19670190
what's green when futures look like this?

>> No.19670244
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19670244

It's ogre. I'm probably going to dump everything to lock in the last remaining profits tomorrow if pembina goes below the bottom Bollinger line.

>> No.19670268
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19670268

I finally dumped everything today. I see the writing on the wall. Great Depression 2 here we come.

>> No.19670280

>>19670268
it's not that bad, it'll just pop this bubble we've been in for about a month

>> No.19670290

>>19668756
>retards drawing cars

>> No.19670291

>>19669734
then don't let him get reelected. make sure to vote this november.

>> No.19670387

>>19668974
EMAN did explode, but in the after market. Fuck' EM.

>> No.19670402

>>19668199
>Jews manipulating AH again

>> No.19670407
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19670407

AND WE'RE BACK

>> No.19670908
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19670908

>futures holding strong at 300 SPY and 25,000 DOW

>> No.19670953

Should I sell everything tomorrow or nah? Give me guidance smg senpais

>> No.19670966

my friend lost 25% buying into oil stocks on monday.
my other friend is bagholding GNUS and doesnt wanna tell me how much he lost.
i made +20% but i lost half of that when i cut my losses on buying the ""dip"" on wednesday

this was a harsh reminder of what it feels like to bog after being in euphoria for a whole month
what the fuck do i do now? clearly i have no idea how to time a buy-in without instantly hitting my 5-10% stop loss (to cut losses)

>> No.19670969

Anons, give it to me straight.
Will I make a living buying AMZN calls and puts?

>> No.19670972
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19670972

RECESSION CANCELED!!!!!!!! GOLDEN BULLRUN CONFIRMED!!!!!!

BULL BULL BULL BULL BULL

>> No.19670982

>>19670972
Trump so full of shit the algos don't even move off his twitter posts anymore.

>> No.19671008
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19671008

>futures

>> No.19671015

>>19670972
if I wanted a retarded take I would ask Jared Kushner's assistant which one of her "very grown up little men :)" were handling the potus twitter account today.

>> No.19671029

>>19671008
flat futures implies a green day tomorrow

>> No.19671036

>>19670953
If you are one of the newbloods that got swept in the past few months and you BOUGHT individual stocks, you should just put the rest of your money into an index fund or index ETF and walk away from your brokerage account until December.
>b-b-but the cheapies!
You won't know which are actual cheapies and which are going to bankruptcy. You also likely won't outperform SPY. It is a statistical FACT.
>b-b-but DCA
A meme. You will micromanage yourself into losses.
Go to any significant crash in the past 50 years. Pretty chaotic huh? Now zoom out to look out over years or decades. If you are a bagholder, you have done all you can do. Now you wait. That is why you are a bagholder. If you want to learn other possibilities with the market, do it with very small amounts of money or play around with ThinkOrSwim
If you need validation from others, you are in way too deep already.

>> No.19671039

>>19670953
No

>> No.19671045

>>19670972
>thats my opinion
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.19671051
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>>19668340
Sweet Lord BLUE BOARD.
>>>/d/

>> No.19671056
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>>19671029
nice
I like green things

>> No.19671064
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the bear and the bull, bear and bull, bear and the bull, bear bull bear bull

>> No.19671067
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>>19670972
He knows Moderna has a cure coming. Because *they do*
Because only retards think it came from bat soup and not the biolab.
Surge in cases in Arizona is overexaggerated and was expected. It is just a continuing of the genocide of the Navajo and other tribes. Nothing to worry about economically.
The situation is very bullish besides the panicky retards. Trump will take over the FED before he let's the economy fail.

>> No.19671069

>>19671029
wow how high do you think Schrodinger's market will bounce this time?
The market has been overvalued for 6+ years.

>> No.19671073
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>the futures right now

>> No.19671093

>>19671067
lmao this take is fucking based and reality pilled, I'm buying MRNA calls tomorrow

>> No.19671106

>>19670972
Get on the Donald Pump train bearcucks or you will miss the second bottom. This is your first and final warning.

>> No.19671107

>>19670982
>>19671015
>>19671045
>leftypol/reddit faggots
dilate and go back.

>> No.19671109
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Is this true? Will institutional money now come in?

>> No.19671117
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>>19671073
these futures just feel smug to me
dare I say it? these futures are making me feel a bit cocky

>> No.19671124
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19671124

Emagin all the moneyyyyy....
Owning alll the world.... you...hewewww...

You may sayyy, im a non-eman....
but im not one of those cucks...
I got 5k more on etrade....
and my pockets are fat as fuckkkkk...

>> No.19671125

I've got about 8500 on DAL... Not selling till I see that value hit least 17,748. Or maybe roll over in more WFC. Frankly I don't care which long as least 17,748 comes out with me in 2.5 years.

>> No.19671135

fuggers I was hoping to buy tesla at $950

>> No.19671139
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>>19668199
SECURITY TO THE FLOOR PLEASE

>> No.19671146
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>>19670966
Sounds like you and your friends don't know what you're doing. The market really was over-valued. ~10% from ath with most things shut down, massive unemployement and no vaccine. The pullback was obviously going to happen. .t guy that sold last week

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>>19668550
I vote for hidden third 'i dunno' option. I reentered /cashgang/ today because that was way too much sell pressure to hold through and pretend to be conscious of risk management. If I had held tonight would have been hernia inducing stressful for me, not to mention totally contrary to the trading strategy I have put together for the past five years.

So we'll see how it plays out. Looking for long or short entries in coming week, no particular preference which way the line wants to go. Except for snibby. Snibby stay off the chart. I want trends!

>> No.19671150
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19671150

Emagin NOT owning EMAN lmao

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19671161

Look so you brainlets get it. If futures hold above 300 SPY and 25,000 DOW that means that institutional investors feel that the market won't drop more and that they feel SPY 300 is a good support point. Now Every day this week except today has had intraday trading trend upwards. So crab futures will moon with JPows money printer at 8.30 and then FOMO will kick in causing a 2+% green day just like last Friday.

>> No.19671162

>>19671107
Are you saying Trump isn't the most full of shit person you've ever heard talk. Seriously?

The fed is wrong. Economy is great. Super strong. We're super power. Best economy ever. Thanks Mr. Donald.


Literally

>> No.19671163

>>19671107
>You have to be on the liberal left if you can't taste which race of jew sperm the president ingested prior to his pee hitting mouth
ok nigger I can guarantee I've been here longer than you've probably been alive.

>> No.19671176

>Up 1500 after hours

Literally what the fuck is going on? Today really was a shakeout day, wunnit? Gonna be a lot of pink wojak panic sellers in the morning.

>> No.19671178

>>19668395
300 oz gold reporting in :)

>> No.19671180

>>19668559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80_39eAx3z8

>> No.19671181

>>19671162
he's godsend tbhwy

>> No.19671191

>>19671163
*your* mouth
point stands. Take your twitter post back to r/thedonald or wherever you came from.

>> No.19671207

>>19671176
EOD put buyers going to be absolutely BTFO

>> No.19671212

>>19668828

I hope you don’t actually believe this.

>> No.19671213

>be me
>decided to put 1k to invest
>buys NCLH at 25
>dumps to 18
>buys HAL and SSL
>in the green
>"ok we're making good money now we wait"
>market crashes
>loses 113$ and still holding
>didn't buy norwegian at 16
where did i go wrong

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>>19670972

>> No.19671225

>>19671036
Unlimited base
All the base are belong to you.

>> No.19671228

Hmm, that EMAN's gonna be on fire friday on the heals of that good news. Double my green wad in no time flat.. $18,000 in a single day.. Nothing's gonna stand in my way of glorious profit.

>> No.19671231

>>19671163
>he literally give you V-shaped recovery
>still mad
maybe stock market is not for you?

>> No.19671237

>>19671181
That's the best part. Now listen. I don't like the liberal agenda. At allll. But Trump is not it I'm sorry. It's do nothing. Egotistical spasms. That amount to nothing besides tweets and pandering to his voting based. We're being shamed by the con man fed. He's not some anti fed one of us guys. He's just another con. Taking advantage. Best part we won't even knowwww how deep the shit is till he rolls out.

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I have a three point plan that is going to fix everything in my portfolio
first I'm going to throw everything I have at JNUG
then I'm going to nervously cash the fuck out two weeks later at 2% gains
finally I'm going to kill myself two more weeks later when I realize I could've cashed the fuck out at 200% gains
watch me

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>>19671228

>> No.19671255
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>futures are up .5% already
TOLD YOU FAGGOTS, i HOPE YOU ALL BOUGHT SPY CALLS EOD

>> No.19671273
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WHY ARE THE FUTURES GREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.19671289
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19671289

Rate my loss

>> No.19671302
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19671302

lost 8k today, completing wiping out the 8k i made the past 2 days. and now i have no cash to buy the drops like i did in march. fucking bimonthly paychecks suck so much.

>> No.19671303

SBUX banned all employees from wearing Black Lives Matter stuff.

>> No.19671308

>Buying puts
I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

>> No.19671309
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>>19671289

10/10 keep it up champ

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Anybody that know of a site that shows reliable information about which company that have paused dividends or not?

Preferably I want to be able to enter KO, CAT, MMM and get back their statuses. Last dividend date, next known upcoming dividend date and yes/no if they have frozen dividends would be perfect.

>> No.19671317

>>19671302
you don't know what margin is?

>> No.19671319

>>19671303
OH NONONONONONONO

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>>19671308
>there are some poeple who bought puts EOD yesterday

show yourself faggots

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>>19671289

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Pick up the phone, Anon. Stop ignoring my call.

>> No.19671334

>>19671303
bearish
dump and pump

>> No.19671335

I have never slapped an ass of a woman and have it not had absolutely terrible consequences.

But one day guys. One day I'm going to be chad enough to slap an ass and have her go ";D wew!"

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I'm financially ruined

>> No.19671344

>>19671228
>tfw only bought 1 2.50 dec. option

Wonder if its too late to add a few (dozen) more.

>> No.19671346

>>19671289
Pretty much same size and loss as my folio today. Positive last week big days Mon and Tuesday, gave some back today but not all

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>>19671303
good.
fuck people giving cover to the extremists.
the "protests" accomplishes nothing.

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>>19671273
There's often correction after 5+% days. Doesn't mean that the down-tred is over, though.

>> No.19671364

This isn't the dump yet, this is to shake out weak hands. The big boys are literally stealing billions from idiots. Watch us recover almost everything tomorrow.

>> No.19671365

>>19671255
>down 5.89% for the day
>futures up 0.39%

HERE WE GO OOOOOOOOO

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>>19671303
Color me surprised.

Definitely did not see that happening desu

>> No.19671372

>>19671141
>>19671141

>> No.19671374

>>19671365
What does this even mean?

>> No.19671379

>>19671312
u mean like dividend.com?

they can't give you any information before a company announces their div (or announces a div cut/pause), but once the news is announced they'll have it

also just buy MMM, don't even fuck around

>> No.19671384

>>19671351
BLM is actually a good way for the elites to get the unrest to subside. The riots were going to happen regardless, when millions of newly unemployed Americans emerged from quarantine to find out not only were they poor to begin with, but now they have now jobs, no ones hiring, and a bunch of people they knew are dead.

>> No.19671387

EMAN hell I coulda bought today for just 0.61 cents. 8500/0.61. 13,934 shares. Its at over 1.07 now. So at least I'd have gotten almost 15,000 by 9:30. But no mater. Even at 2.00 that's still a shit load of shares I could bag.

>> No.19671388

>>19671303
Admirable. It's nice to see a company stand up against the cult mentality.

>> No.19671393

>>19671365
And futures were down .39% at some point yesterday

>> No.19671395

>>19671255
It better POMP tomorrow. I'm holding 100 UDOW.

>> No.19671399

>>19671364
not how stock market works

>> No.19671407

>>19671395
I'm holding LYB and even I feel bad for you.

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>>19671360
I know that... I just wanted more blood.
I can't wait another day.
I'm getting greedy.

>> No.19671418

>>19668494
GNUS

>> No.19671423

>>19671303
Who cares if a company goes woke? As an investor I just see that as marketing to the plebs so they will buy products.

>> No.19671426

>>19671399
Please explain to us, oh wise guru trillionaire.

>> No.19671427

>>19671364
>shake out weak hands
This is a favorite phrase of the eternal bagholder.

>> No.19671431

>>19668849
Statues out there are attacking people apparently

>> No.19671436

I'm getting killed in this kike's only session, gotta wait for the lazy gooks nips and chinks to wake up and look at what we did to the world market.

>> No.19671438

>>19671423
/pol/ thinks the culture war matters in the market

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>>19671423
It's anti-woke. They won't let them shill BLM at work like they let them shill the gay.

>> No.19671447

>>19671393
And they can be down again at some point tonight.

>> No.19671452

>>19671387
Soon at it doubles (4.00) I'm selling. 17,000 in a single day.. Can make up the other 1,000 later.

>> No.19671454

>>19671374

Making fun of someone thinking a less than half percent bounce after an almost 6% dive is worthy of a green mooning wojak.

>> No.19671460

How much money do I have to put into dividend producing stock to able to buy at least one more each quarter?

>> No.19671476

>>19671427
Its really just a simplification. Lots of people panic sold and bought puts today thinking "THIS IS IT! THIS IS THE CRASH!" It wont crash until the Fed or the fund managers say so.

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>>19671408
The blood tastes great brother. We shall feast again tomorrow then rest over the weekend.

>> No.19671486

>>19671339
brutal. although i assume you had some big dicked gains just prior. i think i'm down 50k today so i'll check my account another day.

also
>filename
based

>> No.19671487

>>19671237
Exactly.
I cannot believe he conned so many amerifats
One look at the cretin and you knew he was out for himself uber alles.
Shame a nation was duped so easily, gives me confidence I can do something grand given the platform.

>> No.19671488

>>19671460
For a 3% yield, that'd be 100 / (3/4) or ~133 shares to purchase 1 per quarter.

>> No.19671497

>>19671162
The economy was doing well and all he said was it would recover. So?

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>>19671423
The tricky bit there is you never know when the fad gestalt will shift. Overt political statements made by any company is trouble. My preference is no political statements directed to consumer. Do that shit under the table with lobbyists and government donations.

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>>19671384
what pisses me off the most is that we have retards here in sweden also protesting black lives matters, as if we have fuckall to do with it. we have very, very few black people. no racial issues talked about. literally nobody getting upset about anything cops have done to black people.

at least the gatherings were peaceful though. guess the difference is we don't have many violent black people in out country. and with a little luck all these protesters get the wuhan virus and we end up with a little bit better world in half a year. most protesters are young though and should make it.

>> No.19671506

>>19671436
>he didn't expect green futures after a major red day

>> No.19671510

>>19671438
>muh /pol/
>cultural marxism doesn't affect the market
Brainlet opinion.
>>19671423
Leftism erodes countries. It'll eventually kill anything.

>> No.19671518

>>19671460
You can do the math, KO pays $0.25 and shares are going for like $45 so like 180 shares.

>> No.19671527

What do you guys think of these proposals that Trump unveiled today? Here is the list of his reform proposals:
>Aggressively pursuing economic development in minority communities
>Increasing access to capital for small businesses for minority owners and black communities
>Confronting healthcare disparities with blacks investing substantial sums into minority serving health institutions
>Working to finalize an executive order to encourage police departments nationwide to meet the professional standards of use of force
>Also start pilot programs for social workers to work together with certain police officers
>Renewing the call for Congress to enact School Choice Now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojjla0KeO4w

>> No.19671533

>>19671460
can't you buy fractional shares through automated dividend re-investment?

>> No.19671542

>Be britbong
>angry pensioners defending statues all over the country

Kinda based desu

https://youtu.be/I8stX_FMgZs

>> No.19671545

>>19671510
>cultural marxism doesn't affect the market
Don't want to get into buzzword wars.
Whatever, it doesn't matter. Bringing your personal bias and demanding the market move according to it is going to teach you one way or the other.
>>19671497
Q1 data, even before the selloff, was in decline. There are a lot of economic metrics that have been stuck since 2018. Even unemployment was glossing over underemployment.

>> No.19671547

Plays for tomorrow:
Buy SPY strangles.
Buy VXX calls
Hold 75% cash for moves next week.

>> No.19671554

>>19671527
Those are all good

>> No.19671572

>>19671501
I don't care what they do as long as they grow their revenue and earnings and give me returns. They can resurrect kunta kinte for all I care as long as they show me the money.

>> No.19671576

>>19671502
>improper filename

bro?

>>19671527
those are all bad
those are not things that the federal government should be doing
if you want to do those things, do those things at a state or local level. The federal government should be providing for the common defense and regulating inter-state trade only

>> No.19671581

>>19671547
>holding strangles over a weekend

>> No.19671584

>>19671426
max pain says friday crabbing and another drop next week
invest or bet accordingly but you won't because i'm a random anon on the internet

>> No.19671585

Look at T. Fat divvy (0.52). Fat yield (6.2 @ the peak). Low cost per share. 65 shares is all you need to get 1 share per payout. Set you back just 2080.00 roughly.

>> No.19671588

Give it to me straight
IS THIS IT?

>> No.19671599

>>19671497

Was doing well? When? Before 'rona I remember <2% growth and wildly volatile stock market slapped around by fed policy swings. After 'rona, it just got worse. But stand back and put yourself back in jan, before the economy went into recession in feb, before the stock market crash in early march, and before the lockdowns afterwards. GDP growth was <2%. If the government measured inflation right we would be calling the economy in a multi-year recession. Short term credit markets were collapsing late 2019. The economy was on its last legs in jan. All in all, 'rona might have actually helped by giving the GOP the political cover to print a few trillion to pump the shit out of the market. But the dominoes were falling before the economy was shut down.

>> No.19671601

>>19671588
nah it's just a correction to the massive run up. i don't see us testing the lows set in march.

>> No.19671605

>>19668494
When the normies start saying we're in a new depression (again).

>> No.19671606

>>19671036
Basically this should be the sticky. Fuck this meme link spam gay shit.

>> No.19671611

>>19670972
>PICK UP JEROME
>JEROOOOOME

>> No.19671613

>>19671527
Unironically based

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CA is giving me strong buy signals on M15 and M30

>> No.19671616

enjoy your short few hours of green futures bulls, remember that a couple days ago the futures started +0.8% and we opened the next day and gapped down

>> No.19671620

>>19671584
I'm doing covered calls so I am fine.

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>>19671480
May the feast satiate us.

>> No.19671630

>>19671093
>>19671067

Don't forget about Regeneron

>> No.19671632

>>19671616
dumb bear

>> No.19671633

>>19670972
TRUMP HAS MY VOTE

>> No.19671634

Stocktwits is pretty funny sometimes, why don't we have an /smg/ room for shitposting?

>> No.19671640

>>19671606

This is literally "stock market general," not "investing" or "retirement," people are going to pick individual stocks.

>> No.19671641

will buying AMZN puts tomorrow be viable?

>> No.19671644

dead cat bounce tomorrow and last chance to sell?

>> No.19671656

>>19671640
you mean once I retire I have to stop coming on /smg/ ?
good thing I lost 2% today in my RH account...

>> No.19671663

I'm still up $27 a share on Tesla after hours. Should I sell? I have 85 shares:(

>> No.19671664

Yo what the fuck happened to Wells Fargo at 5pm?

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>>19671576
this better?

>> No.19671668

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING TO HAPPEN TOMORROW I JUST WANT MY ADOBE CALL TO PRINT

>> No.19671671

>>19671640
Ok and your point is? His post is not invalid.

>> No.19671672

>>19671644
This is exactly what's going to happen

Digits confirm too

>> No.19671679

>>19671036
give me some to put my money into based man

>> No.19671681

>>19671585
I'm holding T but their debt is scary high.

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>>19671644
yeah i personally bet we'll bounce tomorrow. im honestly surprised we didnt bounce in the last 15 min today.
i bet we'll enter a rocky decline over the next few months. doubt we'll have a proper crash, just a bumpy slide
i for one am hoping to momentum trade my way to billionairehood

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>>19671668
the day will end +3% average

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>>19668199
>these futures
We may get a bull run tomorrow, mates and lads.

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>>19671671
ok then do it and never come back here you 2% a year boomer faggots

>> No.19671702

>>19671665
it's not worse

>> No.19671707

There is ppl here looking at RSI.

Wtf is going on /biz/

Peak market confirmed as normies rush in 4chan/reddit and buy the top of a multiyear economic disaster.

>> No.19671715

>>19671681
They're paying it off. Look at the cash flow. They got plenty. To pay the debt and cover the divvy plus other things. They did exactly as they said all last year. I'm not worried. Fat Divvy for life..

>> No.19671717

>>19671527
>muh gibs and throwing more money into that black hole
Not based.

>> No.19671726

>>19671695
Whoa your ytd really showed me retard.

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>>19671554
>>19671613
cucks

>> No.19671729

>>19671644
tomorrow is going to be red it wants to retest 2,820

>> No.19671741

>>19671726
>2019 was the biggest bull year in history
confirmed you're a retard

>> No.19671746

FUTES BLOOD RED
L
O
O
D

R
E
D

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>>19671289
Dat after hours doe

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poor Bobo
don't tell him about this
he expected real crash

>> No.19671752

I used to be just a market index user. VOO or whatever similar. Now I'm interested in trading individual stocks rather than blindly throwing money at the top 500 companies. I'm kinda intimidated where to start. With so many stocks out there, how do you pick which ones to research and potential buy?

>> No.19671755

>>19671644

I loaded up on year out qqq / spy puts early this week, don't normally do short term options because I like being able to bail, but if we get a bounce tomorrow I am planning on YOLOing on some july puts.

>> No.19671756

>>19671715
Kinda scary when you thank about it. All these other companies took Govt handouts with strings. What did T do? All they did was merely cancel a share buyback plan.. Which they can restart once this whole mess blows over.

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>>19671728
>NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT ACTUALLY GIVE PROPER WAYS TO IMPROVE THE COUNTRY
>YOU MUST GENOCIDE THE BLACKS

>> No.19671772

Imagine being a dumbass gay bear

>> No.19671773

>>19671752
Only look at the stocks posted on /biz/, but do real research before investing.
Unironically a good way to actually find underrated stocks.

>> No.19671775

>>19671752
You buy what I fucking tell you to buy nigger

>> No.19671778

>>19671527
>>Aggressively pursuing economic development in minority communities
>>Increasing access to capital for small businesses for minority owners and black communities
>>Confronting healthcare disparities with blacks investing substantial sums into minority serving health institutions
>>Working to finalize an executive order to encourage police departments nationwide to meet the professional standards of use of force
>>Also start pilot programs for social workers to work together with certain police officers
Waste of money. And the people these things are directed to will not be grateful. They will not be a net positive for the economy either.
>Renewing the call for Congress to enact School Choice Now
This is good.

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I’m going to kill me self now and there’s nothing you can say to make life worth living again.

Though if someone could point me to the way to make sense of this reddit prediction that called it right, and whatever discord group you’re discussing this on.
FINE I’ll make a stupid discord tranny account.

>>19671502
>Sveden
Nice

>>19671149
>cash
Surely you mean USD and not some sort of knockoff like the loonie?

>> No.19671784

what happens when shares reach retard prices and no retail or robinhood zoomer can afford even one share??? how will prices go up?

>> No.19671787

>>19671741
You're literally not invalidating the text I suggest should be the sticky and worse, you're literally bragging about beating the S&P 500 in a very short window. You're a larping cuck.

>> No.19671788

>>19671407
I entered at 63 thinking, "we've reached today's bottom at -1000 pts." Boy, it was SO not the bottom.

>> No.19671791

>>19671255
I only had $50 free cash, so I bought 2x 7/17 350 calls.

The rest of my cash was already sitting in calls, which I am still expecting a rebound on.

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>>19668945
my nigga. I grabbed more SSL today. great price at 7.08. get you some HLX too. great price right now. both will print money

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FUTURES MOONING BOYS

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>>19671644
yes. 2nd wave is real, don't ignore it any longer. you can avoid this.

>> No.19671813

>>19671752

Use stock screens to filter down to a flavor of stocks you want to invest in. Then pick some of the companies and research. Start with bigger, established companies. Then once you found some have a plan with an exit strategy. The biggest thing when going from index to stocks is realizing that unlike indices, most individual stocks will go down over time, and eventually all stocks go to zero. You have to have an exit plan and an idea of your risk / reward. Unlike indices where you can just hodl and eventually you'll be up.

>> No.19671814

>>19671752
start with what you know

what is your job?
what publicly traded company do you understand most in the whole world?
look at them, and their sector, and how their price moves.

then broaden out your research from there ;^)

>>19671783
post a picture of your armpits before you dye yourself red

>> No.19671817

>>19668199
PLEASE STOP SHORTING EMAN!

>> No.19671822

>>19671784
Fractional shares are a thing now, it will go up forever

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>>19671814
Teehee silly boi

>> No.19671841

>>19671787
nothing can convince a retard to see otherwise, i'm a retard too only because i tried to
nothing is such a perfect combination of losers and faggots other than etf buyers and proud one at that

>> No.19671842

>>19671527
only school choice is good. Republicans and blacks have long supported it. The Democratic party has long opposed it. I suspect that this entire list was cynically crafted to drive a political wedge between blacks and the Democratic party. I don't think it'll work, but I suspect that intention was there.

>> No.19671846

>>19671808
Please let that faggot bear be wrong.

>> No.19671850

>>19671817
Yeah. I wanna enter at 9:30 friday and leave with 18000 in a baggie.. (shit forgot about the freeride rule, er make it leave with 18000 on monday)

>> No.19671851

>>19671752
Go finviz and select several from the list of most actively traded stocks. Consistent high volume makes for smooth running trades. No low volume small cap garbage. If you want more leverage use options on the big popular companies.

>> No.19671852

>>19671584
I agree by the way. Max Pain for 6/12 is just above 300.

>> No.19671853

>>19671822
but those just use the dark pool right? so it basically doesn't affect shit.

>> No.19671860

GET FUCKED
DUMB
FUCKING
BULLS
LOL

>> No.19671862

>>19668301
this

>>19668380
fuck off retard

>> No.19671865

>>19671663
>I have 85 shares
Hold those shares for ten years, you fucking retard.

>> No.19671866

>>19671545
Unemployment and underemployment was low. Real wages and labour participation was growing for the first time in decades. Manufacturing and construction was growing. NAFTA was renegotiated and China conceded on trade.

>> No.19671869

IS THIS IT OR IS THIS ANOTHER BOUNCE?

there is a small pullback in futures but thats just algos

>> No.19671871

>>19671775
>buy nigger
How much?

>>19671773
So really, word of mouth? I plan to do my due diligence, but there's lots of options. Analysis paralysis and all. Do most people here aim for undervalued stocks, or do most seek dividend yielding stocks?

>> No.19671877

>>19671783
>Surely you mean USD and not some sort of knockoff like the loonie?
I have about 50/50 split of burger greenback and leafbux in portfolio at the moment. I beefed up greenback percentage some recently when the USD slipped.

>> No.19671880

>>19671527
There's not a lot of content here but it looks good on paper. If he does all this (or makes it looks like he actually did something) he'll look pretty good. Liberals will deny it to the grave, of course, but they don't matter anyway. All of American politics boils down to simply "it's only good if my party is doing it" and it's the people on the fence who decide elections.

>> No.19671884

>>19668380
You realise that American politicians have always been Israeli puppets?

>> No.19671891

democrats are shit fuck the DNC anti-american faggots

>> No.19671900

>>19671852
yep and this is the stuff that etf faggots won't even know or even have the conception or curiosity that it exists
enjoy that disguting 2% a year gains

>> No.19671903

>>19671527
>investing in niggers
Might as well just burn the money
Wait, maybe this is all supposed to be a deflationary counter-measure against all the printing
Scratch that, just pandering for votes with the consequences be damned because Trump sure as fuck doesn't get impacted by the country going to shit

>> No.19671906

>>19671869
should be it, yesterday was just a retard panic selling with otherwise no real reason or fundamental reason
plus world govs are still ready to protect the markets from another big dip

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>>19671379
thanks but i'm mostly looking for convenience. entering multiple tickers and then get a little report.

seems like dividend.com doesn't even support going to a page instantly from changing the ticker in the url like for example https://finviz.com/quote.ashx?t=KO lets you do

>> No.19671913

>>19671668
>>19671644
We have 6 trillion of stimulus and even more coming. It aint dropping. Just people taking profits.

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Friendly reminder that I told you guys to buy TMF 2 days ago.

>> No.19671928

>>19669690
HODL!! We’re all in this together fren

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>>19671810
Thats what today was anon, it's priced in now

>> No.19671956
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DAX futures are rising but still below close

>> No.19671963

>>19671880
Nah, it’s about turnout in the US.

>> No.19671966

I like DAL and the gains to be had. But the whole debt deal (yeah they can pay it but the timeing is the killer) is kinda off putting. Meanwhile WFC's still cheap and they're forking out a divvy to boot. The highs of DAL and WFC are pretty close so either one would net me my baggie. I could sell DAL friday for a small profit, roll the whole wad into more WFC and let it roll for 2.5 years.

>> No.19671968

>>19671900
So what's your play for tomorrow and next week then? SPY puts, or maybe sell call credit spreads?

>> No.19671969

>>19671814
>start with what you know
>what is your job?
>what publicly traded company do you understand most in the whole world?
>look at them, and their sector, and how their price moves.
That seems obvious in hindsight, but good advice. Programmer in the education sector. Technically because of stock options/ESPP I'm at an uncomfortable amount of MSFT (~50%). It's worked out pretty well so far, but I need to rebalance rather than keep everything in one basket.

>> No.19671975

>IVR

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>19671956
fuck Germany

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>>19671335
one day you will anon. i promise

>> No.19671980

NI99ER

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>>19671379
after clicking around a little i guess it's alright, though time-consuming to look up several tickers. thanks again

>> No.19671990

>>19671640
I am more than happy to talk about investing or retirement questions. I have frequently helped people with questions for just that. For most people just investing into an index, some part of their portfolio in something anti-correlated with the market, and picking a few pet stocks that they understand and do a little DD will do it.
But I have little patience for people who obviously haven't taken the time to learn a damn thing. That go out way too far and too early and then beg to be told that what they did wasn't stupid or greedy. This general needs more questions from beginners who are obviously putting in the time and effort to educate themselves properly. And it will be tough love because the market is fucking vicious to people who aren't disciplined or are lazy.
If you fuck up, learn from it or get out. If you get somewhere scary, then figure out what you could have done to make yourself more certain of your positions. I have sat on contracts for MONTHS that were deeply OTM but I was confident in my thesis and had a lot of research to back it up that I didn't have to come to a damn messageboard to get reassurance.

>> No.19671995

>>19671956
DAX has been so fucking garbage this year even without the dip. i'm thinking about pulling out everything related to it
like it has these stupid weeks where it's just having a seizure and dropping randomly for no reasons

>> No.19671998

>>19671599
GDP growth in the last 3 years has been above 2%.

>> No.19672003

>>19671975
>bought 1 IVR call before close to join /smg/ comisseration
OOOOOO

>> No.19672005

>>19668938
Underrated

>> No.19672010

>>19671969
MSFT is a pretty good basket to keep at least, sell half of that and hold the rest

>> No.19672012

>knew today was a buy day
>wanted to put an order in
>thought about putting an order in at close
>forgot
>aftermarket already ripping up
Feels bad. I hope my other bull bros bought in. Should I buy at open? I think I might.

>> No.19672018

>>19671752
they're all risk adjusted, doesn't matter what you buy. maybe you'll get lucky though

>> No.19672020

>>19671911
>>19671981
*sigh*
somehow, the pink haired girl has returned to /biz/

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>>19671968
i locked profits at the top yesterday
gonna ride this down to 320-330 (next week max pain)
if it can touch 317 during swing would be great
then i'm riding the underlying stock back up next month

>> No.19672026

>>19671913
Linkies plz

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>>19671588
like other anon said. we ran up too quick. past 3 days are a correction. should have bought end of day today imo. I see up climbing up from here again. like another anon said, we just burst the month bubble we were in. corrections done.

>> No.19672032

>>19671813
>The biggest thing when going from index to stocks is realizing that unlike indices, most individual stocks will go down over time, and eventually all stocks go to zero. You have to have an exit plan and an idea of your risk / reward. Unlike indices where you can just hodl and eventually you'll be up.
Thanks anon, I'll keep that in mind. I was naively not thinking the reverse, but it makes sense that with changing times, technology, and competition that you can't expect a company to improve forever. Especially when they saturate their market.

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I think this is a correction from around the end of May when shit started to go up too fast.

Could have a little bit more down, or could see a recovery as high as 308.

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>>19672020
boppety bee, it's only mee,
boppety boo, i scared you!

>> No.19672051

SSL green in AH
ooooooooooooh feels nice feeels good

>> No.19672063

jesus christ what's happening with oil

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> tfw buying the dips like its march again

>> No.19672066

>>19671981
they might have what you're looking for behind their paywall or something? if they have it or if some other site has it, odds are that they will be charging you a monthly fee
dividends.com at least does a very good job on accuracy compared to other sources of div information, they wont' do the "lazy" thing that most brokers/sites will do of displaying a div yield for a cut/paused/increased div based on the last payout instead of the new announced one that hasn't been paid out yet (for example)

>>19671977
nice pits

>> No.19672077

>>19672065
k but but take the lesson from March if that was your first crash in the market. Don't buy in too soon or too fast.

>> No.19672080

>>19672063
>>19672063
>Exxon Prepares To Unload North Sea Assets

>> No.19672092

I bought OAS today. How retarded am I ?

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>oil
yikes

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AAAAH Steve Mnuchin HELP ME

>> No.19672098

>>19672022
I see, so you think AAPL will keep dumping? I would be surprised that tech would continue to dump with the rest of the market, because I figure if the market is partially reacting to Covid Part 2 Electric Boogaloo then "Covid Stocks" (ie tech) would jump again.
But perhaps its because they're so bought up they will correct and then be bought up.

>> No.19672108

>>19672065
A sign that the correction hasn't even begun yet

>> No.19672111

>>19672077

during large dips i quadruple investment

>> No.19672116

>>19672092
>>19672093
i shall opine that ooil has a bit more down to go, but not back down to the negative lows. perchance we touch $28 before it stops dumping. i have taken cautious long into SSL and NAT calls for a wee exposure to oil price.

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>>19671846
we will be green tomorrow

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>Vix futures are out of contango

HAHAHAHA

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>>19672012
SSL and HLX

don't be afraid. these will print you money

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>>19672121
i wish markets had a green, red, or yellow color, yellow for between -0.5% and 0.5%
like stop lights...crab day. i am now henceforth on team crab. this mumu vs. bobo shit is too tiresome.

>> No.19672150

>>19672126
just say backwardation, it's my favorite word of all time

>> No.19672153

Futures are limping up after today's gut punch

>> No.19672158

>>19672092
just hold. you'll make money

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>>19671527

Is he trying to get them loans to put niggers in debt? If so, that's genius.

Another cheaper alternative is giving them a one way trip to wakanda/Liberia or anywhere in Africa they would like to escape racism, and thrive by stealing car stereos or copper like in their dreams.

Bullets are a much cheaper option still.

As you can see, we definitely have many ways to improve the hot button issue of the cesspool of society that niggers are to America.

>> No.19672177

>>19672172
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>> No.19672179

your favorite energy drink and energy stock.
for me, it's:
>rockstar
>CPE

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Are we actually going to experience a great depression? a recession? how do you guys think itll affect the average person? and when

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>>19672189
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>>19672172
Are we actually going to experience a great depression? a recession? how do you guys think itll affect the average person? and when

>> No.19672274

Tomorrow when the bears get btfo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFdmnMrAlWE

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>>19671990
>But I have little patience for people who obviously haven't taken the time to learn a damn thing.
I’m honestly trying to understand what’s going on with the futures markets apparently the tail that’s wagging the dog right now, but all this stuff makes me feel like such a retard.

Apparently volume on the Nasdaq futies dried up until today, tqqq is large enough that their daily rollover forces swaps that cause the banks to hedge and... I really don't get it...


>>19671977
Based and pitpussy pilled
At least fucking Merckle and Macron FINALLY loosening the purse strings. I swear the EU is almost as bad as congress sometimes.

>>19671630
Keeps hitting all time highs and then dumping... I should probs set a sell for most of my position at $619
Then maybe reload if it hits 580 again.

>> No.19672759

>>19668938
NOOOOOOOO NOT THE CARROOLLINNOOS!!!