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YOU SHOULD HAVE LISTENED EDITION

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>Educational Sites
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>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
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>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Merchandise for better investment
https://rearz.ca (best)
https://us.abuniverse.com
https://tykables.com
https://bambinodiapers.com

>Links for bears
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://afsp.org/
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>Previous Thread
>>19660950

>> No.19662122

My largest holding, USAC is down 20% today. I went from being up 40% to being up 10% in two fucking days

>> No.19662124
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>> No.19662129

NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A DUMP

>> No.19662131
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>>19662103
>>Links for bears
>https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
>https://www.sprc.org/
>https://afsp.org/
>https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>> No.19662138

Feels good to be a bear

Bullbros are retards

>> No.19662139
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>>19662103
>mfw I cashed out of the market the second it went red after the great mooning
>dumped my 400% profits into a Real Estate ETF at a discount

This market is fucking wild. I have never seen something so volatile.

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19662144

.

>> No.19662147
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19662147

DOW IS PLUMMETING

>> No.19662149
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19662149

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

anyone buying the dip? if Dow gets below 25K I may throw an extra $1K at the market

>> No.19662152

I JUST GOT DIAGNOSED WITH CORONAVIRUS WHAT STOCKS DO I BUY

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19662157

Post your crash faces.

>> No.19662161 [DELETED] 

>Jerome on the economy: “I love niggers, also 0 interest for years”
>stocks crash because even mentioning niggers destroys confidence

Based. Thank god i got into the market finally this week only to have it crash immediately
>if you but it won’t suddenly collapse anon, that’s just a meme

>> No.19662163

down 50% today. 16k to 8k, boy am I a sucker for getting greedy

>> No.19662164

Is it better to use small amounts of money to supplement existing shares of invest in another company? I have £500 which I could either use to buy more shares in XOM or buy something else.

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FML
I sold 12 TNA 31.5 puts for .85 and now its 7.13
What a fucking pullback

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19662166

its not going to get much worse than this, i-is it?

>> No.19662173

Thankfully I didn't fall for the bull trap earlier this morning

>>19662131
You mean bulls?

>> No.19662174
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>>19662144
fucking based bobo

>> No.19662175
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19662175

WHEN I SAY CIRCUIT
YOU SAY BREAKER
CIRCUIT
BREAKER
CIRCUIT
BREAKER
CIRCUIT

>> No.19662178
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19662178

I love pink days

>> No.19662180
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IT KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN

>> No.19662182
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soundtrack for brutal red days

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JgLFdNSwks

>> No.19662183

>>19662131
Are those links that I give to bulls?

>> No.19662187

>>19662139
It's because there's no actual liquidity. It's all fake liquidity, all bots, and when the bots turn bear they turn beard HARD.

Watch Trump unironically fire J-Pow and then we hit 3rd tier circuit breakers.

>> No.19662189

WHAT SPY PUTS DO I BUY TO RECOVER MY LOSSES

>> No.19662197
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DOWN JONES CB YES SECOND CRASH MOTHERFUCKERS

>> No.19662198

>>19662149
dont you have a fuck tonne of shares, divvyfen?

>> No.19662205

>>19662173
>>19662183
proof nobody reads the OP

>> No.19662209

Fuck me, is it time to surf the airlines again with this dip?

BA mooned stupidly during last rally, like TSLA level. I'm stupid and greedy at this point

I don't even understand what the fucking panic is about. Wave 2 won't see the same closures or fed action minus blue shitholes staying "closed"
Fed didn't say anything specifically significant either, and seems like they strategically planned announcement at end of rally

>>19662122
welcome to the club, have you looked at an index lately?

>> No.19662210
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19662210

>vix is poomping

>> No.19662211
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I just came into this thread to say one thing:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.19662215
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19662215

we tripping circuits today or what? bear gang activate

>> No.19662217
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19662217

All gains were gone yesterday.
I’m now losing money.

>> No.19662220

>>19662166
It could get SO MUCH worse

>> No.19662222

>>19662182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0g79mTyjE0

>> No.19662223

WAIT NORWEGIAN NO DONT PUMP UP YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DUMP TO MID 16 EVEN LOWER NOT GO BACK UP

>> No.19662228

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/the-us-shale-oil-industry-may-collapse-new-report-says-after-goldman-warns-crude-is-set-for-a-fall-2020-06-10?siteid=yhoof2&yptr=yahoo
BULLISH

>> No.19662230
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>>19662182
Is this bullish for WMG at least?

>> No.19662231

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.19662234
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19662234

Get fucked bvlls, you are FINISHED. We are crashing this market WITH NO SURVIVORS!

>> No.19662235

CALM DOWN EVERYONE
ITS JUST A MINOR CORRECTION

>> No.19662238

Has SSL hit the bottom yet?

>> No.19662242

>>19662189
Buy ~week out near OTM puts.

>> No.19662245

>>19662166
Remember March? This is going to make that look like a spring picnic. Summer is going to be hot as hell and full of red.

>> No.19662250

>>19662210
Literally why

>> No.19662252
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19662252

WTF THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.19662254

DAILY REMINDER: Blame YOURSELF.

Don't blame Jerome. Don't blame anons. Don't blame panic sellers. Don't blame Jews. Don't blame Niggers. Don't blame Trump.

IT'S YOUR FAULT. If you don't learn this lesson you will never make it.

>dipshit

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19662259

took this last night, so far only down 5.3% on this latest pullback.
betting we stop at 6.5% down overall tomorrow

>> No.19662260

>>19662238
Jesus I fucking hope so

>> No.19662262

>>19662157
Anyone have that crypto anime meme of two army girls, one is experiencing pdst and the other has a giant smile on her face saying something like this is hortrific!

>> No.19662263

>>19662103
HAHAHAHA. Get fucked bulls. The fundamentals caught up to you.

>> No.19662266
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19662266

>>19662157
I love Jack so much.

>> No.19662267

>>19662228
>US shale
lol, this was news months ago?
US shale was fucked second Saudis started playing around and demand shock set in

>> No.19662269
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>>19662235
get in loser, we're retesting the lows

>> No.19662275

>>19662235
No.

>> No.19662279
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19662279

I wake up in the morning
Sinking halfway to the bottom
There's a loud distorted screaming in my soul
Everything is dark and empty
And I don't know how to fix it
So I curl up in a ball
And cry in the comfort of my home

>> No.19662280

>>19662238
i cut my losses on OVV. this shit aint even close to oversold yet despite the huge pullback

>> No.19662283

We only just had the steepest rally in the history of the stock market!

H-how could we be dumping!???

B-but there’s no second wave or news!!!!

>> No.19662284
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19662284

Even with the loses my tanker stocks are taking, I'm still 1k in the green today. What a good day.

>> No.19662285
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>>19662235
literally only a week or two of gains wiped out. thats it. if it went back to march levels then there would be a cause for concern

>> No.19662288

>>19662250
Vix poomps when vola is up, which basically happens only when stocks go down because the market is designed to support infinite growth but significantly discouraging red lines.

>> No.19662295
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19662295

>*ring ring*
Jerome
>*ring ring*
JEROME
>*ring ring*
JEROME PICK UP THE PHONE
>*ring ring*
GOD DAMN IT JEROME PICK IT UP THE STOCK MARKET IS SUPPOSED TO MOON RIGHT GOD DAMN NOW
>*ring ring*
ANSWER ME YOU FED KIKE WORTHLESS FUCK WE OPENED THE ECONOMY THE VIRUS IS OVER AND ITS DUMPING!
>*ring ring*
JEROME PLEASE PICK UP THE PHONE I NEED MORE POOMPS, FORCE YOUR WORKERS CHILDREN TO POOMP IT NOW
>*ring ring*
PLEASE DONT KILL YOURSELF JEROME, I'LL GIVE YOU IVANKA AND WILL SUCK ISRAEL OFF MORE I JUST NEED MY LOW BLACK UNEMPLOYMENT
>*ring ring*
JEROME!
>*ring ring*
JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.19662296

>>19662250
It indicated the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA's and red wojaks in these threads

>> No.19662299

DOW 5% down

>> No.19662305

>>19662103
Sold all stocks expect Amazon. How long is my nose?

>> No.19662308
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-5%
>-5%
-5%
>-5%
-5%
>-5%
-5%
>-5%
-5%
>-5%

>> No.19662310

STOP THE TRADING
JEROMEEEEEEEEEE
DO SOMETHING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.19662311
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>>19662157

>> No.19662315
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>>19662295
Based, I missed you

>> No.19662317

Down 8% at what point am I allowed to pink post

>> No.19662318

What the fuck is Friday supposed to bring with this meme shit sell off?

This hope bubble volatility is annoying
every fucking day, you buy and sell the headlines and tweets

>> No.19662323
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>he will miss the dip again

>> No.19662324
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19662324

MY CALLS, IM 80% DOWN THIS WEEK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.19662326
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>>19662308
>>19662299
WHERE MY BEARS AT ?

>> No.19662327

https://brrr.money

>> No.19662328
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19662328

Am I doing this right

I meant to put $120k in this morning.

Woke up at 3:30am and was planning it all fucking morning but the fucking market dumped before open and all the prices got fucked up.

>> No.19662333

>>19662254
>federal reserve bank jumps the shark into cultural war by taking sides
>ITS YOUR FAULT THAT YOU DIDNT PREDICT THE FEDERAL RESERVE BANK WOULD BECOME A POLITICAL ORGANIZATION AND BASICALLY COMMIT SUDUKO ON NATIONAL TELEVISION

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Is it possible to go back to Monday for a redo? FUCK.

>> No.19662337

>>19662295
hes busy taking the new mandatory minority accommodation course in the fed, forgot to turn on the printer today

>> No.19662338
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I doubled down bought 10 more shares of FANG. Dunno what else to buy.

>> No.19662340

>>19662198
gotta catch em all

>> No.19662342
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>>19662326
right here I'm just LARPing as a bull

>> No.19662343

>>19662295
Should be calling BLM leaders at this point, they control the rate of infection and through that they control the economy. Quite a devilish scheme, I love it

>> No.19662348

I literally told all of you all week exactly how to predict what was going to happen each day. None of you listened even though I was right every single day.

>> No.19662352

I'm so glad I bought TVIX

>> No.19662355
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holy fuck bros the dump is getting steeper...

>> No.19662356
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19662356

NEVER BET AGAINST CUNNY

>> No.19662357

>>19662317
Apparently now

>> No.19662359

Come on dow, just drop another 500 points so we can pop the breaker.

>> No.19662361

holy shit, i didn't think it would be this bad. this is some hardcore panic selling..

>> No.19662363
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19662363

>it just keeps going lower
any /suicidepact/ bros here
for me it's self-immolation because I can't afford a funeral

>> No.19662364

305 DIAMOND SUPPORT

>> No.19662365 [DELETED] 

>>19662333
This

>> No.19662369
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19662369

Why the fuck does TVIX pump when the market is in the red?

>> No.19662370

>>19662333
AGAIN it has nothing to do with that RETARD

COPE HARDER BBY I'M COOMING

>> No.19662371

>>19662348
-15% AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.19662377

>>19662338
I hope delta and southwest air runs out of pumper boomers

>> No.19662382

>>19662295
He's busy setting up BLM protests in the printing room.

>> No.19662381 [DELETED] 

>>19662361
Because let’s make it clear

>NIGGERS
>MAKE
>EVERYONE
>LOSE
>MONEY

>> No.19662383
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>>19662342
Hello comrade, nice "green" day we're having here.
>up 4% feels fantastic for once
I hear it might be "red" over the weekend.

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its literally going to rally really hard by the end of day, i reckon we'll be -1.5%, -2% at most

>> No.19662385

>>19662361
When literally every single ticker line looks the same you know some fuckery is happening. Everyone losing their shit needs to ZOOM OUT

>> No.19662390

Bought $10 July 17 puts on TEN when it was at $12.xx on Monday. Feels pretty comfy!

>> No.19662392
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>>19662103
MASSIVE DICK VIX CHADS WHERE YOU AT?

>bull in a bear market

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>>19662326
Haha. Here. Those dumb bulls! How embarrassing!

>> No.19662394

>>19662328
I was going to buy puts on spy, airlines and cruiselines but threw that all to shit and panic-bought strictly spy puts instead.

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19662395

Hey mumu how are you doing?

>> No.19662396

>>19662384
Cope

>> No.19662397
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JEROME PLEASE PICK UP THE DAMN PHONE I JUST GO BUSY SUCKING OFF EVERY BLM LEADERS DICK

>> No.19662400

WHY ISNT THE BREAKER TRIPPING.

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lol this is just my divvy portfolio, net worth probably down 15K on the day

>> No.19662403

>>19662369
oh fuck i nearly choked on my saliva on your retardedness

>> No.19662404
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19662404

I hope this smug faggot has to suck dick for pizza while Uncle Warren points and laughs

>> No.19662405

Fuck me, I exited my most volatile shit a few days ago, but kept and actually increased what i thought were some relatively stable positions for a rideout.

Should have followed my principles when seeing a meme sized pump but greedy fuck.

>> No.19662410

>>19662369
wtf. do you not know how tvix works?

>> No.19662411

>>19662365
>>19662370
What other excuses have you got?

C'mon come up with something.

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>>19662157

>> No.19662418

How could we have been so naive?
Everyone could have seen the 2nd wave coming
People were protesting and a gathering in public...

>> No.19662419
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>>19662357
Oh fuck anon what does that mean does that mean I’m going to die or something.

>> No.19662421

God this blonde qt on CNBC right now. What do I have to do to attain a wife like that bros?

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19662423

JEROME!!

PLZZ NOOOOO

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAY GOOD THINGS ABOUT THE ECONOMY

SAVE ME DADDY IT HURTS

>> No.19662424

>>19662370
DROOLING NIGGER FAGGOT DETECTED. JUST BECAUSE YOURE DUMB AS FUCK DOESNT MEAN EVERYONE HERE IS

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I WANT TWO CIRCUIT BREAKERS TODAY.

>> No.19662426

RED DAY IS BUY DAY WOoOOooO STONKS

>> No.19662428

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING BROS?

>> No.19662427

>>19662395
Never buying anything but tech again, fuck

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and walluh just like that we're back

>> No.19662436

>>19662370
Everything was fine for the last 3 weeks right up to that exact moment in the conference.

>> No.19662440

>>19662396
we'll see mr bobo

>> No.19662443
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19662443

Dear god. Help me

>> No.19662444

>>19662421
buy more gold maple leaves

>> No.19662448

Anyone here still holding IVR? these bags are heavy anons

>> No.19662450

>>19662103
What should I dump half my money in tomorrow for the bounce backs bois?

>> No.19662449 [DELETED] 

>>19662411
It’s literally the only reason dude. The entire fed policy was mega bullish. The market ONLY went red as soon as he starting sucking nigger dick. You can track it real time on the chart yesterda

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19662451

What is the easiest and fastest way to kill yourself that's won't fail if you pussy out last minute.

>> No.19662452

>>19662410
Genuinely don't. I'm new and retarded

>> No.19662456
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19662456

>marketwatch/cnbc justifying the pullback as "second wave" and "riot" concerns
>when its blatantly obvious that its profit pulling on shit fundamentals and january levels of valuation on SPY
how do I become a hack journalist?

>> No.19662459

IT'S HAPPENING ALL OVER AGAIN AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>> No.19662464

>>19662424
Ahhh yeahhh more!

COPE HARDER BBY!

>> No.19662468

>>19662384
>futures are just 2%, there were days when futures were -5% and then went green during the day
>up 100 points, the market is going to end green
>market going to rally really hard by the end of day, i reckon we'll be -1.5%, -2% at most

>> No.19662472 [DELETED] 

>>19662464
Nigger lover.

>> No.19662473

I think negative interest rates are on the table now. Trump will push for it.

>> No.19662474

>>19662426
>stonks
>>>/r/eddit

>> No.19662476
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lmao

>> No.19662480
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19662480

>>19662157

>> No.19662481

>>19662395
fuck, why do I even bother with anything else? AMZN is a fucking giga chad, should just dump a good chunk of my play money in and log off my broker.

>> No.19662484

POST THE SONG WHICH YOU ARE LISTENING TO NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYS0EeaAUMw

>> No.19662487
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19662487

>it's happening again
>but I have finally money in the brokerage account
Noice

>> No.19662490

>>19662436
The music stopped retard. There were no more tricks up his sleeve.

>> No.19662493

Is this literally just from all the fucking niggers protesting and spreading the corona virus?

>> No.19662495

i lost 90k today

>> No.19662497

>>19662395
>consoomer and entertainment holding up
i am never betting against the middle america burder index

>> No.19662500

>>19662476
nice anon what you gonna buy?

>> No.19662501

>>19662450
AVCT or TVIX if you expect more dumping

>> No.19662503
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19662503

are your puts printing yet anon?

>> No.19662504

This isn’t the bottom just yet is it? I’ve got money on the side and iron handing some positions that I’m still green on from march lows, looking to get in cheap again. Crab down through lunch and sell off eod or early tomorrow with shitty futures?

>> No.19662510

>>19662456
Find which # is trending, do some research on why it is trending and what is it about then write an article about it

>> No.19662512

>>19662487
It happened in March, you missed it. We are taking a dip but the worst is already over.

>> No.19662514

WHAT IS GOING ON

>> No.19662513
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>>19662456
the market is 5% math, 95% psychology

>> No.19662516

>>19662464
I SAY WORD COPE HAHA GOT EM HAHA WHAT A COPER COPING COPE COPE COPE. RETARD FUCK OFF ALREADY

>> No.19662519

STOCKS ARE NEVER GOING UP AGAIN AMERICA IS FINISHED EVERYTHING IS FUCKED WE'RE ALL FUCKING DEAD

>> No.19662521

>>19662495
you only lose if you sell friend

>> No.19662522 [DELETED] 

>>19662493
Nope it’s because Jerome outright said he loves criminal niggers and waded into politics in an unprecedented way. Market is likely pricing in him being fired now because he’s a fucking faggot nigger lover

>> No.19662524

Need to glaze anastasia's footpusy

>> No.19662528

>>19662410
Explain like im reddit

>> No.19662529

>>19662472
HAHAHA how much are you down today?!

I'm up 10% nigger-brain!

>> No.19662533

>>19662474
shut up you dumb boomer now buy the dip

>> No.19662534
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>>19662476
My Wells Fargo Savings account paid me 4 cents yesterday.

>> No.19662538

>>19662452
wow look at SQQQ, it's also green when the market is down.
dude there's a bunch of shit you should read before you dump any big money into stocks. look at the fucking OP and do your due dilgence

>> No.19662539
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19662539

Why didn’t I cash out Monday when my calls were worth $5k? Oh well, I’m committed now. I will hodl regardless

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19662543

So are you financially ruined yet faggots?

APOLOGIZE TO THIS MAN

>> No.19662544
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19662544

>tfw in a super leveraged call position because the EOD monday pump was super bullish


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>> No.19662545

>>19662338
buy???? SELL

>> No.19662547 [DELETED] 

>>19662529
Nigger lover.

>> No.19662548
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19662548

>>19662400
Also gold should be pumping if it truly the end. Also my dollars mean nothing if it is the real end.

>> No.19662549

bounce to SPY 312 imminent. crab times. then push back to 325 by next week.

THE FED ALWAYS WIN NIGGERS.

>> No.19662550

>>19662484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvdYzT2uYYE

>> No.19662552

>>19662361
Look away from the market for a month or so, shit is about to get ugly

>> No.19662556

>>19662519
this to be honest

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>>19662157
not panicing but still upset I didnt pay better attention

>> No.19662561

>>19662448
It still has support when everything else is going to shit

I'm 35% down so I'm not going to cut my losses this late. Institutions own a lot of this so it might rebound, or you know i just might lose everything in it. Diamond hands.

>> No.19662563

>>19662493

Market doesn’t give a fuck about niggers. They’re tanking it on purpose to chase off weak handed normies and little retail guys. Everyone was gloating about how easy the game was and boom Mr. Jew kicks it all down.

>> No.19662565

>>19662484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A67ZkAd1wmI

>> No.19662567

>>19662539
wew
whats the expiration?

>> No.19662572

>>19662495
HAHAHAHahaha!!!

>>19662516
Hahahaha look how UPSET you are!

>>19662547
I SAID: How much are you down! HAHAHAHAhahaha

>> No.19662573

>>19662166
History shows us that Nasdaq should be down by about 80% from the peak once this is all over. Might take a year or three.
>b-b-but muh brrrrrrrr
The Fed was doing similar throughout all dumps for the past 100 years. It's a meme. They can't save you and they don't want to.

>> No.19662578

>in IVR at 1k shares $6.9
>it drops down to 6
>"just hold anon this is a $10 stock"
>it drops into the 5's
>"just hold anon this is a $10 stock"
>it drops into the 4's

hahaha i want to die :)

>> No.19662583

>>19662522
Okay but it is the fucking niggers protesting that's causing this.
God I hate niggers and I hate fucking retarded lefties.

>> No.19662584

>>19662529
are you holding puts?

>> No.19662585 [DELETED] 

>>19662572
Nigger lover.

>> No.19662587
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19662587

>dead cat bounce followed by another drop

Holy fucking shit is this really it? IS THE SECOND BIG ONE HERE?

Strap the fuck in. Don’t complain about missing the dip later. Ride this shit down and back like what a good wall street coke addict would do.

>> No.19662588

>>19662543
is that cherry coke running down his wrinkle?
what a based motherfucker

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19662589

IS IT TIME FOR ET?

>> No.19662590

>>19662452
tvix is a inverse holding. so think of it as the exact opposite of stocks. bad news is good news for tvix.

>> No.19662591

>>19662548
If it is the end gold will pump in a day or 2

>> No.19662592

NOT A LOSS
UNTIL I SELL
NOT A LOSS
UNTIL I SELL
NOT A LOSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.19662593

Just put 5000€ on inverse x2 leverage etf on the CAC40. Stop loss at 2% take profit at 4.5%. Did I do good?

>> No.19662596 [DELETED] 

>>19662583
The protests are irrelevant. All that matters is Jerome said he fucking loves niggers. That’s the point

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19662598

>>19662493
>>19662493
Don't worry, soon the feds will cave into the pressure, everyone (non-white) will get oodles oodles of free money not to riot, and the stock market will continue climbing forever (until the next time this happens)

>> No.19662601

>>19662356
how do i invest in cunny?

>> No.19662606
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19662606

Imagine being a Bullcuck right now

>> No.19662610

>>19662567
About half are July expiration, but I’m holding some August LUV calls and December SSL calls. Those might save me if I can diamond hands this shit

>> No.19662611

>>19662334
God sez: NO LOADING A SAVED GAME

>> No.19662617

>>19662149

do you write options or are you too scared of losing your cheapies?

>> No.19662620

>>19662448
Surprised it's not down more desu. Dow down nearly 1500 points and IVR is at the same price as yesterdays low.

>> No.19662621

>>19662519
The smart chinks have won using biological warfare. Bow to your insectoid masters you fat Americans.

>> No.19662623

Tvix now faggots!

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>>19662578
KEK

>> No.19662626

what do I buy frens

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19662627

its LITERALLY recovering right now. you lot can stop with the doom and gloom

>> No.19662630

>>19662587
Its not happening. Actual algos are dumping and waiting to buy back in. Youre gonna get V shape recovery'd in the asshole.

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19662633

>>19662565
>english version

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19662635

>be Powell
>intelligent speech
>build hope
>market sky rockets
>talks about niggers
>beginning of largest drop since crash

Reminder that anything involving niggers and nigger sympathizers always ends up like this.

>> No.19662636

>>19662425
Dindus invented eternal shitting machine. Nice!

>> No.19662638

I just can't enjoy a collapse without this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

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19662642

>buy the airline
>dips further

>> No.19662643

>>19662572
I’m rich you dumbfuck. It’s annoying that you twats speak. You’re a tranny right. Just wanting attn. maybe a nigger tranny. Ew. Fuck off back to tumbler

>> No.19662645

>>19662591
What good are dollars?
I’ve lost worthless currency.

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19662649

Who /bought-the-dip/ here?

>> No.19662651

You retards realize China dumped the dollar, right?
>muh Powell
/smg/ is fucking retarded

>> No.19662652

>>19662209
>I don't even understand what the fucking panic is about.

Nothing. There is nothing new to panic about. This is a price correction.

Buy the dip. I would, if I wasn't already all-in on positions.

>> No.19662653

Damn it Biden, don’t fuck with my facebook shares

>> No.19662656

>>19662590
There is no new bad news though

>>19662288
Is the best explanation of TVIX I've seen

>> No.19662658

>>19662642
reminds me of april

>> No.19662663

>>19662495
but you haven't lost the friends you made along the way.

>> No.19662667

So has the bubble burst?

>> No.19662668

>>19662593
you shorted the bottom

>> No.19662669

>>19662103
DONALD
DUMP

SAY IT WITH ME
DONALD
DUMP

>> No.19662672

would you put 1k into boeing now? or will it dip lower?

>> No.19662673 [DELETED] 

>>19662635
I wasn’t a racist before but I’m ready to kill niggers if this gets more red

>> No.19662680

>>19662625
Nice try shill. That is from March. They recently got upgraded to $4.


>Invesco Mortgage price target raised to $4 from $2 at Barclays
Barclays analyst Mark DeVries raised the firm's price target on Invesco Mortgage Capital o $4 from $2 and keeps an Underweight rating on the shares. The analyst attributes the 137% rally over the last three trading days to a combination of improving book value as commercial mortgage-backed securities rally, big moves across the market in some of the more beaten down stocks, and short covering. Since Invesco Mortgage was forced to liquidate much of its portfolio to shore up its liquidity in March and April, it now holds primarily non-agency CMBS, the analyst points out. With that market rallying in recent weeks, he estimates its book value per share has recovered ~$1 pe r share since the latest update on May 1, placing current book value per share around $3.25-$4.25.

>> No.19662682

>>19662103
Holy shit. Are my SPY200 puts for September going to be alright? Wtf is going on?

>> No.19662683

>>19662166
See how this thread is nothing but panic and bobos? That's how you know the reversal is approaching.

>> No.19662684

>>19662643
I feel so fucking good right now. The market always ends up raping retards.

I feel SO good right now.

>> No.19662686
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>>19662630
You are in the delusion stage fren. Cut losses and ride it down or you finna about to get burned

>> No.19662687

>>19662434
Lol, did you just spell “voila” “walluh”?

I hope your serious because that shit is funny

>> No.19662688

>>19662649
The mentally disabled.

>> No.19662690

>>19662667

They just let some of the air out of it. If you think this is bad pray it never bursts because it’ll be a hell of a lot worse

>> No.19662691

>>19662338
STOR is a really solid REIT and their price is super attractive right now. If they get to $20/share don't hesitate.

PLAY is kind of a risky bet. I have seen the firsthand demand for restaurants and entertainment. The question is really how much cash burn did they go through and how do they equip to deal with the guidelines and lack of sports on TV + bars being last to open. Definitely a longish play but really good upside if they can make it.

JNJ is a safe bet for obvious reasons.

RTX is an aerospace and minor defense play so you get aero exposure w/o the risk of buying into a commercial airliner like DAL or UAL.

Im very bullish on TSLA even though this entire site loves to shill Elon as a conman. I think TSLA is just AI expressed through vehicles / transportation. This is a 30 year company.

KO is a little beat up since restaurants are closed. They are a solid bet. Less upside less downside but they are never going bankrupt ever.

>> No.19662692

>>19662481
tech will have separate dump day

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holy heckies O_O
we about to hit circute breakers again?

>> No.19662699

>>19662448
Down nearly 30%, I bought this as a long anyways

>> No.19662708

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.19662709

>>19662672
>Boeing
Lmao that shit is circling the drain, it was even before the virus

>> No.19662710

>>19662691
cringe

>> No.19662714

>>19662672

I’m holding off but I’m probably pinching pennies desu. Might dip a bit lower but I doubt it’s substantially lower <10 bucks tops

>> No.19662716

>>19662694
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>> No.19662717

>>19662687
Burgers lmao

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>Fed ends QE to stop Hyperinflation
>stonks crash

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19662724

Guess no one saw the DD at https://ns.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/gwhycu/once_more_unto_the_marketpocalypse_breach/?sort=new
>inb4 go back
Stay poor faggots

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19662727

>mass buying on nasdaq during correction
robinhood kiddies deserve this fleecing

>> No.19662731

I have 25 Amazon shares, should i sell them now???? FUCK TELL ME FUCK FUCK FUCK

>> No.19662733
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19662733

BUY THE DIP

1) Virus 2nd wave is bogus scare tactic
2) ANTIFA BLM is controlled by DNC which are about to be BTFO by arrests
3) People are READY to get back to NORMAL
4) Media and DNC/Left do NOT want NORMAL
5) DNC/Left and Media want CHAOS
6) They think CHAOS brings down TRUMP
7) They are WRONG

>> No.19662737

>>19662709
My BA100 puts expire tomorrow, lmao. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I only need one more month

>> No.19662739

You did buy the V/MA dump...right?

>> No.19662740

>>19662692
Amazon legit can't lose. IF every gets stuck in side again: prime members increase and sale on e-commerce will rise again.

>> No.19662741

Dead cat

>> No.19662743
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19662743

HOW is this so fucking bad

HOW DID I PUT INN SO MUCH MONEY IM SUCH A FUCKING ASSHOLE

>> No.19662746

>>19662724

Go back and stay there.

>> No.19662747

>>19662642
Yeah, I was buying in on the way down last two days
>>19662692
what makes you think tech will dump anytime soon if the headline selloff is about muh second wave etc.? Everyone flocked to tech when all this shit started, AMZN was green earlier today

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19662750

I R O N H A N D
t. Long term investor chad

>> No.19662752

>>19662633
I actually enjoy the song and appreciate the lyrics. So sue me.

>> No.19662756

>>19662724
Kys redditor

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>V SHAPE RECOVERY
>BRRRR
>STOCKS ONLY GO UP
>IT'S NOT A BUBBLE
>BUY THE DIP

>> No.19662758

>>19662686
>tfw i actually caught REITs at the bear stock
feels good making like +20% in a month

>> No.19662764

Where my HOLD folks at

>> No.19662768

>gold consistently keeps crashing every time economy crashes
Lmao and some retards actually thought that people going bankrupt and selling their gold won't cause that

>> No.19662769

>>19662746
seething bulls make me hard. cmon, give me more, im about to cum

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19662770

>>19662750
BASED

>> No.19662773

I AINT SELLING, BUYING MORE

>> No.19662774

>>19662743
>Pubes

don't worry bro you'll make it somehow

>> No.19662776

>>19662561
Don't think we will lose everything. Just be bag holding for a couple of years. My portfolio is a mess.

>> No.19662777

>>19662667
we've got a ton more air to let out. We haven't even had our Dow Jones Industrial Average under 25k bear dance party.

>> No.19662779

You did buy tvix right?

>> No.19662780
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19662780

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TO DO, IF I JUST SOLD ALL MY CALLS THIS MORNING AND WENT IN ON PUTS I'D BE FINE BUT YOU FAGGOTS TOLD ME TO HOLD

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>19662757
>BUY THE DIP

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19662791

>>19662687
walluh akbar

>> No.19662790

>>19662758
Lol, next rally will be like 300% dude
But I just put some $ into SQQQ to sell at bottom

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19662793

>>19662687

>> No.19662795
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19662795

FUUUUAAASSRRKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.19662796

holy fuck i broke even on UVXY.

>> No.19662799

>>19662103
> Got cucked by another reversal
Not again!

>> No.19662800
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19662800

>VXX 18%+

OH NO NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBROS

>> No.19662801

>>19662684
Back to work wagie

>> No.19662804

Read this faggots https://web.archive.org/web/20200611144908/https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2020/07/coronavirus-banks-collapse/612247/

>> No.19662814

>>19662769

GO (clap emoji)
BACK (clap emoji)
FAGGOT (clap emoji)(fire emoji)(100 emoji)

>> No.19662815

>>19662764
I FEEL THE HOLD OVERTAKING ME
IT IS A GOOD PAIN

>> No.19662816

>>19662740
yeah, I picked up AMZN to hedge on the "reopen" meme stocks

>> No.19662817

>>19662122
Remember how cocky all the bulls were In these threads this last week, now look at this shitshow. Anyone with four brain cells could tell we were due for a huge dump. You’d have to be the biggest Jew, or the most ignorant pos on the internet to think the markets are going to keep going up.

>> No.19662822

>100% cash
Feeling just fine bros

>> No.19662823

I am about to leave my shorts overnight

>> No.19662829

>>19662804
>the atlantic
no

>> No.19662828

>>19662793
President Ohmshidi gets me every time

>> No.19662832

How much money did you faggots lose today? I'm down 1k

>> No.19662833
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19662833

im new and hyper retarded

does it make sense to buy an ITM debit spread, and just rely on it not going OTM before expiration for profit?

>> No.19662835

>Massive pandemic
>Great depression tier unemployment
>Riots in every major city
>massive boycotting spree
>what could generally be summed up as 'clown world'
>Thinking that glorified dead cat bounce was sustainable

>> No.19662837

>>19662710
(You)

>> No.19662839

>>19662817
This

Fuck the Stock Market, it's the most delusional fucking thing that went off the rails months ago after Jerome decided to pump everything into inflation.

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>>19662822
same

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>>19662673
BLM doesn't want you to see this chart, bro...

>> No.19662844

>>19662724
Tanks for the info. smg cucks are retarded. Ignore them

>> No.19662847

sadest part of today is fucking retards buying the dip at market open and I had to wait to unload! fucking niggers

>> No.19662848

>>19662832
About $700, same as yesterday, around 1.5k this week

>> No.19662851

oilchads, what are some good stocks? Already got 2k in nustar.

>> No.19662855

>>19662680
Fucking finally someone is calling out the people shitting on IVR. I really don't get it, unless they're shorting it they couldn't possibly have anything to go off of other than their dislike of people posting about it on here

>> No.19662856

>>19662709
>>19662672
you see that shit moon last rally? Almost TSLA meme level
There was a 270 price target set just before the hope huffing bubble popped

>> No.19662857

I'm down 10,000 dollars

>> No.19662858

>>19662747
you understand the news are narrated by (((them)))?
the narration will be different on tech dump day

>>19662740
ok although i personally don't like amzn
i'm all in on aapl tho

>> No.19662862

>>19662656
feds said recovery is going to take at least 2 years. that's not including the fact that corona cases are spiking in some states. the last 3 weeks have been rallying like crazy on the good news that the economy is reopening and that everything will be back to normal like a lightswitch. feds threw cold water on that.

>> No.19662863

>>19662822
>didnt buy some sqqq for extra cash

>> No.19662871

new
>>19662865
>>19662865
>>19662865
>>19662865

>> No.19662872

>>19662832
Only a hundred bucks so far

>> No.19662873

>>19662832
12%, round abouts 800. I was up 1k friday.
I always think shit can only go up, but I'm in it for the long haul, so days like these will happen.
I crawled out of 1000 in losses before, ill do it again.

>> No.19662876

>>19662832
Lost the $7k gains I made last week and am starting to bleed overall again

I hate my fucking life

>> No.19662887

>>19662699
>longing anything
cheesus, good luck family

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>>19662851
HAL is at a big discount today.

>> No.19662909

>>19662733
Is this literally the new impeachment? They threw everything they had at trying to impeach Trump and he got out of it, now are they trying to blame the total economic failure of the US on him?

>> No.19662914

>>19662777
Chhhhheck

>> No.19662916

>>19662779
Yup. As a hedge. Up today despite holding huge XOM and RDS.B bags. TVIX Chad saved me from losing thousands.

>> No.19662920

Why did I tell you people! I told you! I told you!!!

Now you suffer the consequences. The second wave will hit us like a truck and there's nothing that we can do. Vaccines won't work. Nothing will work.

Prepare for the worst

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>>19662103
>You know Peter, with great power comes great responsibility. Warren Buffet called it "The Investor's Burden". Myself, I just call it as I see it: the responsibility of the investor to discipline the gambler.
>Ben looks directly at the camera.
>The Zoomers, the Robinhood Traders, the Fortnite Squads... it's our responsibility to civilize them. And if we can't? Then they shall be financially ruined. The Day of the Bear is near, Pete. We will have every Zoomer in this country broke or in debt in the next 10 days, and may the IRS tax my unrealized crypto gains that represent 300% of my net worth this very day if I'm wrong. God bless the American stock market.

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Reminder that one day is not a trend. Imagine all the weal hands selling after Powell said low rates through 2021 and INCREASING buying of securities.

>> No.19662931

>>19662858
Same. Purchases in the dip Apple, Google, Microsoft and Amazon.

All got growth. Waiting for more of a dip to buy up even more. Long term gains chad here

>> No.19662939

>>19662572
>t. first day ever up on his $3k account

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>>19662157
I've seen some dirty shit go down in the market but this has got to be top 3.
>Fed statement, market twitches around but settles on a doji near flat
>minor red in power hour but nothing worrisome
>final two minutes, hard selling
>futures markets drill down as hard as they can
>premarket goes with it
>huge gap down get fucked
>panic ensues
Intentional and coordinated.

Anywho. I'm /cashgang/ again.

>> No.19662947

>>19662889
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
My fucking XOM
I bought in too early

>> No.19662949

>>19662832
Up 400 so far.

>> No.19662957

>>19662835
>1 nothingburger after another and big brains can see that
>federal reserve bank becomes political organization for first time in history
>it was all these other things GUIZE duh
FUCK OFF TRANNY

>> No.19662961

>>19662851
XOM is STEAL
70 by DEC

>> No.19662963

>>19662709
they just seem too big to go under

>> No.19662997

>>19662940
I somewhat agree.

what a fucking tank job. literally nothing changed and all of a sudden everyone heads for the exits?

>> No.19663010

>>19662961
pinky promise

>> No.19663020

>>19662680
That little fuvking faggot. Tell me how this isnt manipulation when the companies they work for can tell them to dump the price and company swoops in for the cheapies?

>> No.19663025

>>19662909
YES
They are literally trying everything to prevent the collapse of the international (Marxist) conspiracy that has been after Trump since it started to look like he would win. Obama shadow Presidency is OVER.

>> No.19663028

>>19662858
>amzn
imo amazon's good because they're aiming to be much more diversified with brick and mortar, shipping, computing infrastructure, online retail, ads etc.
Applel has been getting a bit stagnant, trying to spread out it's over reliance on the iphone. It's not doing bad, and wondering if I should be picking up some before the conference.
Departure from Intelaviv is also interesting

>> No.19663053

>>19662832
Realized losses just over $50. Unrealized losses on my Roth are probably pretty large relative to the size of the account. I don't want to look but I'd guess down around $300 or just under 10%.

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>>19662832
Yesterday I was at 4.5k profit, 3.5k today. On Monday/Tuesday I was at like 9-10k. Profit is profit but I'm disappointed

>> No.19663068

>>19662909
>now are they trying to blame the total economic failure of the US on him?

They have been trying to do that since February. It's retarded.

>> No.19663078

>>19662832
66 euro.

My stock portfolio went from 1700 euro profit to 400. Damn lol, but it's not a loss if I keep holding.

>> No.19663095

>>19662832
few hundred, but I cashed out on my meme level volatile shit a few days ago because I have extremely shaky hands

>> No.19663118

Holy shit Jews even ranked TRP.

>> No.19663169

>>19662832
At 8.4k, I closed yesterday at 8.7k but had up to 10k at peak yesterday

>> No.19663179

were about to hit circuit breakers and shit...holy fuck outta nowhere. I understand we needed to pull back a bit...but gradually. not a DUMP

>> No.19663200

>>19662501
I sure do

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I really did it.
I sold the bottom and bought the top.

And I did it with leverage.

>>19662940
>Anywho. I'm /cashgang/ again.
Just dumped my 3X bull shit.
Still holding shares of the companies I would want to DCA down on.

I got impatient. I trusted the GEX yesterday.
I have learned nothing.

Lost all my gains since starting in 2018 and am now very much in the red.

I should've never started investing. Should've just left my money in savings.

>>19662832
I am demoralized.

>> No.19663241

>>19663208
>I trusted the GEX
Isn't this just an indication of energy/magnitude?

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>>19663241
Something like that. I'm no expert, but it has to do with hedging by big boys. If it big in the positive, it should mean there's no dramatic movements.

But "in theory" the vix should rise when the market it volatile to upside moves as well. In practice, higher gex generally seems to indicate less downwards pressure and more potential for moving upwards.

Or something. That's just what my observations have been.

>> No.19663421

>>19662211
Well you guys started treating the stock market like a shitcoin, claiming fundamentals didn’t matter. You could have asked any of the crypto frens on this board what happens next. Prepare for a shitcoin tier dump.

>> No.19663433

What’s a good gold backed share with certified physical backing?

>> No.19663479

I felt a correction coming but I got shilled by you fags into not selling

>> No.19663487

>>19662356
based cunnybro

>> No.19663502

>>19663479
People have “felt” a correction coming since mid May. Just ride the wave and make money as you can. You’ll never perfectly time the market

>> No.19663517

>>19662283
Have you ever heard tell of something called a “dead car bounce”?

>> No.19663569

>>19663517
tell me more about these bouncing autos please, I need help

>> No.19663578

>>19662425
kek, india

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>>19663421
this. It's a classic pump and dump but it's market been market wide. It was fun watching everyone from professional to anonymous tards trying to justify with bullshit like 'v shaped recovery' and 'hurr priced in'. The current reality in the world does not in anyway equate to the market soaring up. Ask yourself: are things better today than they were at the start of the year? No, obviously not. So then why the fuck were stocks trading above late 2019 level and the nasdaq hitting new ATH's?

>> No.19663701

>>19662326
Here. These last months have been wild, rather than “is this stock overvalued” and “what’s the earnings outlook there” everyone have been presented with one, overarching position to take: do you or do you not believe fundamentals matter? Those of us who decided fundamentals still matter have consistently been called delusional, we’re about to see if that was the mistake of a lifetime by the bulls.

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>>19662103
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE BASEDPOSTER OF ACCURATE PREDICTIONS AND INEVITABLE HYPERINFLATION
PORTFOLIO RECOVERY AND STIMULUS CHECKS WILL COME TO YOU
BUT ONLY IF YOU POST "I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED"

>> No.19663756

>>19662334
> Is it possible to go back to Monday for a redo?
You’re in luck, in fact we’re about to go back even further than Monday, or even March.
How does a trip to the 90s sound to you?

>> No.19663766

>>19663663
buy undervalued stocks and sit on them 5 years. that is my plan

>> No.19663838

>>19663766
there's very few "undervalued" things.

>> No.19663841

>>19663756
I loved the 90s, let's go

>> No.19663883

>>19663766
>>19663838
that said, is anyone buying the dip on GDX, GDXJ, or JNUG?