/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19634872
Fuck you bobo

SSL is red because we got the shares before the jews did.

I'm holding and buying the dip. Manipulated dump

>>19634872
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I've been warning yall for days about this week.

man TDA picked a hell of a time to shit the bed

IVR has single handling ruined me...
I'm never listening to /biz/ again

>SSL ivr
Hahahahhahaha why did I buy this shit I have to become a jogger now fucking kms

>>19634975
When did you buy?

BOUGHT GNUS AT 5.25 OPENING AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH IM FINANCIALLY RUINED AAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>19634872

You know nothing. Hell is only a word. The reality is much, much worse.

I guess I buy calls?

>>19634975
STFU, hold those bag with strong hands.
My god some of you are weak.
We had a dip nearly a week ago.
Wiped out 5days of profits.
Relax.

Only the chad Nasdaq will survive the purge.

>>19634930
I respect the decision Anon, I jumped out at the open made quite a bit and tried to catch a falling knife yesterday sadly, so all my gains disappeared.

AAL IVR MITT KOS you're killing me I HATE YOU BIZ

>Sold Uber at $38

Who else big brained? See you at $10.

Pulled out 100%. Going to reinvest after another crash due to second wave corona

bought puts on amd gg me ill let them expire to zero fuck it

>>19634999
At the top

>>19635017
I'm just so scared anon

HERE IT COMES BOYS

>>19635001
Also my SHIP is going down in flames AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

>>19635044
JP Morgan wouldn't upgrade it for nothing. You didn't lose until you sell.

>>19635059
You could have gotten out of AAL late last week, early this week. How much did you get them at originally?

>>19634872
Why tf is it so slow today?

Hold the dip.

WHAT IS JPOWPOW GONNA SAY

Who else bought china calls? Currently got a BABA, VIPS, HUYA, and NIO call

All in visl and rnwk boys. Wish me luck.

FUCK YOOOOOOUUUU BOOOOBOOOOOOO
HOLDING TO $0

I told you stonkbrokers to get out of MITT and IVR on Monday
>Dumped all my IVR @6.53
>Dumped all my MITT @7.02

I'll be glad to buy them back from you when they hit their NAV/price targets again, which are now 2.5 and 2.

Spy puts? What strike and timeframe you gay bears looking at

Tfw normies and 4chan pumped a stock I never mentioned to them before the pumps and I held and didnt even sell at a good price. Now it plummets to about half its value as they likely will push it to below former value with feelings of fud. This pisses me off so much.

gay bears what are your deals today sirs?

That's it, I've had enough of this clown market. Just sold everything and now I'm just daytrading options (puts).

>>19635246
Why would you do that on the morning before fomc?

gay bear trap. it is you bobos who fell for this one....

Call me a pussy but I gave up on SSL. I took 15% loss and redistributed whats left to chink e-commerce. All boomers that surround me are in panic mode and think the doom is coming, these fuckers will bring the market down even if there is no reason for it.

>>19635214
This. We will all make it bros just remember your iron hand training

Literally everything I bought is red and all the shorts green...

>>19634975
The key to PnDs is you buy the dumps and sell the pumps retard

Bought fmci. Was it a move?

Did you cash out and get your profit on VAL? Hope so.

hold everything that dipped,

buy more in the things that dipped

>>19635360
Excellent choice

>>19635337
Just do the opposite of what you think you should do from now on.

im ruined

>>19635129

Told you to hold off till it pulled back to 0.15-0.16.

Draftkings.

MLB is coming back. Chad MLB union put up a tough fight and didn’t bend early like the nogs in NBA.

>>19635387
Financially?

Buying the dip.
Bears will get fucked over during this trap like past few weeks.

>>19634872
Unfuckin believable. LibertyTrip Advisor is mega mooning again. Up 40 dols in one day.

Remember when it went from like 30 bones a few months ago to over a hundred, then plummeted back to 30s?

Nvidia

Fuck all you dumb IVR niggers. Never trading stonks again. Just gonna hold my baby CL.

>>19635380
this
don’t freak, double down
this is why I always exit position at the end of the day

itt weak hands just being shook the fuck out.

>watching NCLH go down again after I sold at 23

ONLY CRUISE LINE WITH CASH TO FLOAT UNTIL Q4 2021

Made myself chuckle.

>See SOLO
>#SoloLostMoney

>>19634872
Sara just literally SHOUTED over Carl
Fucking bitch
Let my boy Carl talk damn

>>19635001
At this point theres no longer any gnus victims, just volunteers.

StanLeeMedia v2.0

>CHK

Holy shit, did anyone fall for this huge pump and dump? I was tempted but glad I held back.

ivr has had a 10 years of sticking around 17. Its going to bounce back... right guys?

Welp there goes my TTI money.

>Bought Plug at 4.02 just to try my hand at selling calls since it looked like it doesn't move up much
>Instead it keeps going up and outperforms my oil stocks yesterday and today
>Tfw confusion because I really don't see hydrogen fuel cells being the future.

Anyone else use ThinkorSwim? It's terrifying, it just opened up displaying I had lost all my gains and I nearly had a heart attack looking through my positions trying to figure out why, only for it to go (tee hee just kidding here's the real data) What the fuck.

Should I keep that small little pre cum nut and sell or hold and make a decision after the Fed statement?

>>19635001
It's back at 5.25

>>19635481
>because I really don't see hydrogen fuel cells being the future.

Oh. heres the confusion. Youre fucking retarded. Of course hydrogen cells are the future.

>>19635069
this mentality is causing the red today

>>19635440
fuck huang I WANT THIS SHIT TO DIP

>>19635526
I'll dip my huang in you anon

Why is the entire market just copying eachother's homework this week?

We made wall street look bad and so they’re being the giant faggots that they are. Suck my dick buffet u old cunt

>>19635509
why would anyone bother with the massive amounts of infrastructure hydrogen would take when we already have electric vehicles?

>>19635458
I threw some money at it yesterday when it was mentioned here. I should really stop doing that.

>>19635451
>didnt buy at 10
>bought at 16
>didnt sell at 23
>didnt sell at 27

What is WRONG with me

Buy DAL dip or UAL dip for my chips?

>>19635552
Because markets are chad. Chad copies his homework from virgin

So how about VROOOOOOM?
Hold?

>>19635474
I sure hope not. Shady since the beginning. Just looking at a 5 year chart whould have told you everything. If you were lucky enough to buy and sell on Monday then whew.

IVR and MITT are killing me. I've got no stops I'm just going to turn off my computer and go for a walk...….. Maybe near a cliff

What is Jerome trying to say?

>>19635558
Hydrogen batteries are far superior. Theyre worth the changeover. Theyre what will make EVs cost competitive with gas vehicles. Still gonna be awhile before oil is dethroned but yea, if you have the hands for a long term hodl, now would be a good time to get into Blink, Plug and the like.

*teleports behind bobo*

I'm sorry you thought you stood a chance. It's sad, really...

Heh, nothin' personal bobo... You know I've studied the market for over 9000 years... mastering the most- advanced $-cost averaging techniques in the world. *unsheathes stimulus* You ever heard of a stimulus, kid? Well let me just translate it for you: green line go up and I've got over 9 ways to kill you with this one right now. Yeah, you see, I'm the number-one cause of bobo deaths in the world, and I don't care about anything but money. My parents were killed, and I was cursed by the demigod of death himself. So, I don’t really got much holding me back. I am forever a mercenary, I assassinate people and get paid for it. Nothing in life matters, but money. God? Yeah, I believe in God... In fact, you are looking right at him. You know right behind you now is 100 more enemies. And in the next 30-seconds I'm gonna take-out all 101 of you. But bobos like you are nothin' you can't even make me flinch. The guys behind you might cause me SOME trouble tho. Forgive me master, I have to go all-out, just this once.

He'h, nothin' personal, bobo.

>>19635567
It’s okay bud, the stonk market is all about second chances and missed opportunities

I'm sorry bros. It's my fault. I got IVR monday. The universe had made sure to fuck me at every single turn. Even in this golden opportunity where it's impossible to lose money. If I buy it drops, if I sell or decide not to buy it soars up. Blame me for this....

>Didnt sell my GUSH at 60+ with over 1k in gains

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....

>>19635565

Unless you had some insider info, there is no way you could have known yesterday they were going to pull this stunt.

If this goes on we could pull back all the way to ~300 before going back up. Bobo pls. Glad I bought a strangle and not calls.

>>19635605
He will say "ivr is getting infinite brrrrr and that my ko call will earn a modest profit"

>>19635474
Made a quick $500 yesterday. Halted at 69.95 forever then dipped to 24.50. Bought at the dip sold 5 minutes later at 34.50. Never looked back.

>>19634872
Glad I got out of oil on Monday. Everything else is erasing my gains though. T, MO, SPY are performing horribly.

its over i'm stuck bagholding for years now isn't i

So i figure I dump the calls expiring this week, but is it worth hoping for the june 19 to go up?

someone post CHK dip from yesterday

>>19635632
Fuck this, im holding all the way to 45

Buy $wday calls 1 month out. It’s going to $200. Thank me later. Screencapping this.

>>19635555
My quads go unchecked. Pathetic

>>19635569
Buy DAL dip, it's literally the biggest airline in the United States. Only reason it's down today is because revenue is going to be under expectations which is a given because it's a fucking pandemic but fags like Buffet and other firms don't seem to account that in

Why is it going down so much today ? I didn’t see anything in the news that would predict this.

>Nasdaq hitting all time highs, over 10,000

is this market just going full clown mode or what

>TSLA
holy shit I'd be a millionaire by now if I hadn't sold so early on

>>19635629
>snake eyes
>hell yeah

anyone else fucked up rn while watching this retarded market? snorted an adderall, had 3 cups of coffee, and currently chainsmoking. might face some benzos if this shit doesnt recover

does GNUS look like it's expected to go up tomorrow?

>>19635406
>MLB is coming back
negotiations look worse than ever, owners will cuck the union as they can survive a lost year

>>19635711
I genuinely don't know. There is nothing in the news, except maybe people trying to sell off before the 2:00 meeting

I'm long U.S oil, I want to keep drinking the sweet Crude and lapping at fracked oil but I also don't want to get cucked by enviro fags. Sell now on a gain from bottom?

>>19635552
It's a delicate combination of fear and greed seeping into the price movement

>>19635714
probably the fed meeting otherwise theres nothing else going on

whats going to happen to oil?

Everyone who talked shit about GNUS can now cope and seethe

>>19635725
it's gonna go up until the 15th at a minimum and likely more as they continue to announce new shows and increased exposure across all digital avenues

>>19635667
Remember to turn on DRIP.

>>19635748
bumping this question

>SP500 dropping like crazy
cunny licking bros?

Everyone I. This thread was so cocky Monday morning laughing at how nobody saw bobo in weeks, and yet this very second the Dow is free falling.

i can't look at my broker anymore
thats it i deleted the terminal and the app fuck this shit not looking at stocks for a few months

>>19635736
That's the catalyst. Wait for 1:30pm and maximum uncertainty to pick up the cheapies, then just sit back and let Jpow do his thing.

>>19635800
Deleting the app

Best advice I’ve seen all week

>>19635758
Goldman Sachs creating FUD while they 1000x leveraged short

>>19635800
its ok anon, 1 IVR will always be worth 1 IVR

>>19635800

You will look again in 5 minutes.

>WFC
Ouch!

I GIVE UP

>>19635789
who cares about the dow, boomer

S&P going down .6 is nothing

CHEAPIES

>>19635748
Oil is going nowhere dude. This will be our energy source for a while, definitely in our lifetime

>>19635808
No, I want assholes to stop selling so I can dump this call off before it expires on Friday

>>19635814
for real? link?

>just delete the app bro

january 2018 all over again

>>19635723
Bro...

>>19635723
I lied when I said I got strangles, I actually got bullish strap. I'm a tiny bit sad, but if we crash hard I'll make 10x my money back anyway so whatever.

I pulled out this morning at 0940 still made 4k in the past week but my Gaines were at 10k hard on IVR MITT TWO and GUSH, still lost 4k Gaines yesterday and 2k by 0940 then sold. Would be down more if I had not.

>>19635800
honestly i am 99% stress free since i just put a trailing stop on everything
kinda sucks seeing the trailing stop trigger today though when I could have just taken profits on Monday, but hindsight 20/20 yadayada
can't even buy back in since everything is still closer to overbought territory

>>19635711
Nigger nobody knows if this shit is going to go up or down

MUMU ARE YOU OKAY???

HE BOUGHT THE TOP???

* CLACK * * CLACK * * CLACK * * CLACK * * CLACK * * CLACK * * CLACK * * CLACK * * CLACK * * CLACK * * CLACK *

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THETA GANG OPPORTUNITY
NKLA options are insanely inflated

BABY ARE U DOWN DOWN DOWN
should i pull out?

Press F for Ford. Losing all the gains from the past two days.

Thats it, I took my profits, wish I did it Monday but I still made a shit load of money. Re-uping this week with more cheapies

Today I learned that selling a covered call is not the same as getting paid to set a selling price. Even if your buyer is heavily in the money, he might be literally too retarded to exercise a deep ITM call early. I bought Wendys at 18, sold a call at 20, and it went to 24, the fucker never sold and it's dropped to 22. What is wrong with these people? I'm new to this, is this level of greed common? Should I be selling covered calls much closer to the current price? Is the true downside of a covered call that you could be handing the controls to a literal Robinhood retard?

>>19635714
I think it shows that the dump is happening because people panic sell and put their money into what they think is safe heaven.

When dow goes up IVR will skyrocket bono for now BIG BEAR in 2 weeks

can we have one single green day this week god damn

>>19635870
Ford has been F for 10 years lol, it literally goes down historically

>>19635843
https://www.fxstreet.com/news/crude-oil-prices-may-correct-15-20-goldman-sachs-202006100016

I do the opposite of these Jews.

sold IVR MITT and AAL for massive losses. couldn't hold it bros. idk what to do now

>>19635889
you'd have to be retarded to still be looking at IVR when there are plenty of other REITs that are much more undervalued now

>>19635880
>is this level of greed common?
Yes.
>Should I be selling covered calls much closer to the current price?
No, because people who buy close to the money are usually more likely to exercise early.
>Is the true downside of a covered call that you could be handing the controls to a literal Robinhood retard?
Yes.

>unironically bought the top
>again

>>19635711
I told you anons on Sunday that everything is going down -30% by Wednesday. It even got screencapped. Watch news about COVID and what the Fed will say later today. It’s over. Most stocks reached pre-virus levels and now those in the know are getting out and dumping on you.

>TSLA above 1000 usd
>my EUR index dips
damn

>>19635785

Cute girls with cute cunny, kissing other cute girls, touching each other's cunny and cuddling. THAT'S everything you need to know about investing.

>>19635891
the market has had an insane recovery why are you niggers still complaining about a measly 1% red days

Damn u gay bearz
Damn u 2 Hell!!!!

All in on TVIX BABYYY

>>19635789
>freefall
>down 0.99% for the day

lol

Jews are trying to shake out SSL weak hands. They're mad we got in SSL early

https://www.tickerreport.com/banking-finance/5734457/sasol-nysessl-upgraded-at-jpmorgan-chase-co.html

Is this wave 2?? that everyone was talking about??

>>19635927
Retard, might as well hold the shit. Stocks never go down, nerd.

So is it a foregone conclusion that most of the press conference will be about systemic racism?

I wanna hold all this SSL but I’m still over 100% on gains with them

>>19635764
shorts are staring at margin calls in 3... 2... 1...

>>19635954
No, just a correction for end of last week's fake pump.

Will Trump save IVR?

Where is the best place to watch Jpow speak?

The FED meeting at 1:30pm EST, correct? What are you guys doing? Buying, holding, selling?

>>19635243
Got out this morning at 6.14 mitt and 5.36 IVR, still made Gaines but fuck that was a shitty morning, my 8k went to 4k real quick

>>19635832
What you thinking anon?

Buying KSS, WFC, and BA during this sweet dip. If you guys don't think these will all be green after 2pm you are retarded

>>19635947
FUCK I want to do this so bad

>>19635567
i don't get why you don't just put a trailing stop? You can always buy back in. I mean if it triggers your trailing stop in the first place then it's volatile enough to buy back in quick

Is now the time to buy more airlines?

>>19635956
maybe i'll buy back in if it lowers some more but damn it I've lost like 25% in the last 2 days

>>19635867
How to join theta gang?

Remember when I told you guys that wallstreet wasn't going to let retail traders make gains like that? Post you weekly now. I thought you guys were going to pay off student loans? Becoming financially independent from your first week of investing. Pfffffft ha ha ha.

The Federal Reserve had a 2 day meeting this week (Tuesday-Wednesday) and are due to make an announcement on their intentions at 1:30PM EST.
>The Federal Reserve had a 2 day meeting this week (Tuesday-Wednesday) and are due to make an announcement on their intentions at 1:30PM EST.
The Federal Reserve had a 2 day meeting this week (Tuesday-Wednesday) and are due to make an announcement on their intentions at 1:30PM EST.
>The Federal Reserve had a 2 day meeting this week (Tuesday-Wednesday) and are due to make an announcement on their intentions at 1:30PM EST.

>>19635989
I'm still down 46.8% all time as a result of this but expect to double my money at the end.

>>19635975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ezx4a6bIppk&feature=emb_title

>>19636018

RAISING INTEREST RATES OHHH FUUUUCKKKKKKKK

>>19635931
I've been experimenting with covered calls as a way to sell something a little earlier than the crowd, while squeezing out a little extra juice. So far I'm getting fucked by it.

wew I feel so much better now that I didn't buy in to XOM at $51 the other day
of course now that it's down 5% it's in "dip" territory which means I get the urge to buy

>>19635967
FUCK YOU WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT

>>19636017
I'm up 5% already on the shares I bought yesterday AM

>>19636001
are you confident your airliner pick won't dilute its stocks or go bankrupt until travelers won't have to quarantine for 4 weeks anymore?
unless the whole world just stops caring about its elderly and immunocompromised populations, we can expect quarantine shit to keep going on until mid 2021 or even longer. 1 year is already incredibly optimistic and streamlined for vaccine development, assuming it's effective in the first place

Today is a dip buying day.

Whatever Powell says is already priced in.

What's the consensus with what the fed is going to say?

>>19636006
make a reddit account

>>19635939
based

>>19636018
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ezx4a6bIppk
Thanks!

Bros... what the fuck...

>>19636045
just some morons who did zero DD taking profits
we're staring at 4 green days in a row

>>19634947
I'm down 7% overall, and I frankly don't feel a thing.
I'm riding it all the way wherever it feels like going.

>>19636040
How far out do you sell and what total margin are you looking for? Unless you're getting fucked by depreciation, which is another story.

when does the fed meeting end today?

>>19635984
Why KSS?

>>19636075
>creating a vaccine for a virus that has already mutated several times
You people are just straight up retarded. There's a reason the cold virus doesn't have a vaccine.

What do you think JPOW was going to do

fucking IVR and MITT back over $5

>>19636044
XOM is my only long position where I don't even worry about it. You're right to want to buy in. However I'm thinking the market in general will have a pullback meaning XOM will too.

My swing play will be TVIX until the market is down 3% from highs, into MRO for it's volatility on the ride up, into XOM once the retracement is complete.

>>19636014
>thinking retail traders caused the V-shaped recovery

lol

You know, if you just spam "The Fed announces it will raise interest rates" a whole bunch, algos might pick up on it and think it's real and dump.

>>19636098
Hello, spergo retardo.

>>19635978
Holding. I almost want to double down on all my calls going into the conference, but I'm not retarded enough.

>>19636071
Imagine not using NVDA to print money

>>19635714
You could say we live in a clown society.

-49%

>>19636014
GE and IVR MITT GUSH gains disappeared real quick

I feel no fear. I will be a big green boy by the end of the day.

>>19636058
>dip buying day
>still in overbought territory
do you just randomly decide to buy in just because it's red?

Oh my god, MRO & ENBL turning around. Knew it was Jewman Sachs trickery.

>>19636116
The Fed announces it will raise interest rates

>>19636084
One of the better retailers out there. And part of me wants the KSS/Amazon merger to happen. KSS already acts as an Amazon return drop off point.

>>19636071
I'm still up $50!

you guys bought the dip right? heres your chance

>>19635059
2 of those 4chan memed withoyt me ever saying i owned. Couldve jumped out for big gains BUT NO i fucking got greedy. Lost out on super large gains. Some of the shills/fudsters were likely a pump and dump group who bought calls before pump and then puts before dump. Really pisses me off. I shouldve sold when I saw how unrealistic it moved.

>>19636112
that’s how bobos cope

Lol I bought 300 shares of ERI to try and DCA a little with the falling knife @ 36.5 and we're back up to 39.2 in 10 minutes. The fuck is this market? I'm not complaining but stop giving me chest pains..

>>19636117
Do you have a rebuttal or are you just going to worship Saint Fauci and the wuflu hoax and call me dumb?

>>19635927
>AAL for massive losses
How? What did you get them at? Why sell now?

FED ANNOUNCES IT WILL RAISE INTEREST RATES
>FED ANNOUNCES IT WILL RAISE INTEREST RATES
FED ANNOUNCES IT WILL RAISE INTEREST RATES
>FED ANNOUNCES IT WILL RAISE INTEREST RATES
FED ANNOUNCES IT WILL RAISE INTEREST RATES
>FED ANNOUNCES IT WILL RAISE INTEREST RATES
FED ANNOUNCES IT WILL RAISE INTEREST RATES
>FED ANNOUNCES IT WILL RAISE INTEREST RATES
FED ANNOUNCES IT WILL RAISE INTEREST RATES
>FED ANNOUNCES IT WILL RAISE INTEREST RATES

>IVR

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>FED rasies interest rates
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

+1300%

>>19636178
so buy TMF?

Jesus, more PornHub George coverage. Now Varney is covering this crap.

>>19636168
>>19636143
>>19636116
This is illegal.

>>19636116
The fed announces it will raise interest rates

>>19636155
Are you a bot?

>>19636129
Tell me about it, the shills and fudsters screwed me over. At this point I'm walking away with small gains. The fudsters have good ammunition that will likely fud the normies into crashing it. Here i was waiting for slow n steady gains and get btfoed.

>fed raises interest rates
OH GOD OH FUCK OH GOD OH FUCK

Yeah, I'm thinking this is the beginning of the end bullbros

>FED ANNOUNCED IT WILL RAISE INTEREST RATES
SAYS UNEMPLOYMENT WILL DOUBLE NEXT QUARTER
>FED ANNOUNCED IT WILL RAISE INTEREST RATES
SAYS UNEMPLOYMENT WILL DOUBLE NEXT QUARTER
>FED ANNOUNCED IT WILL RAISE INTEREST RATES
SAYS UNEMPLOYMENT WILL DOUBLE NEXT QUARTER
>FED ANNOUNCED IT WILL RAISE INTEREST RATES
SAYS UNEMPLOYMENT WILL DOUBLE NEXT QUARTER
>FED ANNOUNCED IT WILL RAISE INTEREST RATES
SAYS UNEMPLOYMENT WILL DOUBLE NEXT QUARTER
>FED ANNOUNCED IT WILL RAISE INTEREST RATES
SAYS UNEMPLOYMENT WILL DOUBLE NEXT QUARTER

The Fed announces it will raise interest rates

>>19636196
Quick call the cops

>>19635246
wouldn't you like to know?

>>19635929
Such as???

>>19635246
>puts
>implying

The Fed announces it will raise interest rates!

>>19636178
>>19636215
>>19636227
>>19636241
fake news, are hedgefunds now spamming an anime board?

>>19635433
Back down to 50s now.

I mean seriously, SEC are asleep at the fucking wheel. Someone is clearly doing some highly illegal shit.

>the fed is spending tens, sometimes more than a hundred, of billions dollars daily on repurchase agreements; 76 billion yesterday
>in 2013 the average daily trading value of the NYSE was 169 billion. Given that the SP500 has roughly doubled in value since then, you could argue the average daily trading value has doubled as well, to 338 billion
>the fed is responsible for up to a third of all money spent on stocks in the US
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/RPONTTLD
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_Stock_Exchange

The Fed announces it will raise interest rates
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I WANT TO MAKE SOME FUCKING FAST GAINS FUCK

PUTTING ALL MY MONEY INTO STUPID SHIT LIKE VOO AND SPY ISNT GONA CUT IT FOR ME

I can't think of any moves to make right now, I have zero confidence in any market direction

>Jerome Powell said today that he intends to raise interest rates immediately and he will stop QE
Jerome Powell said today that he intends to raise interest rates immediately and he will stop QE
>Jerome Powell said today that he intends to raise interest rates immediately and he will stop QE
Jerome Powell said today that he intends to raise interest rates immediately and he will stop QE
>Jerome Powell said today that he intends to raise interest rates immediately and he will stop QE
Jerome Powell said today that he intends to raise interest rates immediately and he will stop QE
>Jerome Powell said today that he intends to raise interest rates immediately and he will stop QE
Jerome Powell said today that he intends to raise interest rates immediately and he will stop QE

>>19636254
>are hedgefunds now spamming an anime board?
Probably just desperate doomers.

>FED RAISING INTEREST RATES
OH GOD IM GOING TO GO POST THIS ON STOCKTWITS AND IN COMMENT SECTIONS

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

reinvested dividends via DRIP automatically DCA's your money. more DRIP = more shares = more dividends = more DRIP = more shares = more dividends = more DRIP = more shares = more dividends ad infinitum

>>19636196
No it isn't. We're just peacefully protesting Fentanyl Floyd and Armed Robbery's deaths at the hands of white sauce supreme pizzas. We're also concerned that the Fed will increase interest rates.

>>19636215
>>19636209
>>19636168
>Reading from the bottom up
Fucking hell y'all scared me

>>19636212
if it is i will od on pills and write an /smg/ banner in blood on my wall, post before i bleed out or have a stroke

>>19636260
they're starting to worry about inflation

>>19636264
Go to the casino and yolo the roulette table

HOLY SHIT

>Jerome Powell announces that buying puts is illegal
Jerome Powell announces that buying puts is illegal
>Jerome Powell announces that buying puts is illegal
Jerome Powell announces that buying puts is illegal
>Jerome Powell announces that buying puts is illegal
Jerome Powell announces that buying puts is illegal

>>19636254
Read the thread

>>19636168
THEN WHY THE FUCK IS WELLS FARGO DOWN SIX PERCENT

FUCK THIS CLOWN MARKET

FED ANNOUNCES TRAPS ARE GAY
SELL SELL SELL

>FED ANNOUNCES TRAPS ARE GAY
>SELL SELL SELL

FED ANNOUNCES TRAPS ARE GAY
SELL SELL SELL

>FED ANNOUNCES TRAPS ARE GAY
>SELL SELL SELL

FED ANNOUNCES TRAPS ARE GAY
SELL SELL SELL

>FED ANNOUNCES TRAPS ARE GAY
>SELL SELL SELL

Imagine thinking the fed is going to do anything that has the potential of creating fear in the market
Bobos are too dumb to switch sides they gonna pump this thing till they can't no more

>>19636257
>the fed is responsible for up to a third of all money spent on stocks in the US
im canuck and i will be honest
the money Im using on the stock market right now came from my CERB cheques (corona emergency response benefit). Debating whether I should use my 3rd and 4th cheque (4000 more maple dollars) into my TFSA.

im a fucking student living in my parents house, i can just use student loans to pay off the remaining tuition and living expenses in september anyways. But I am legit eligible for CERB (2000 maple dollars a month) just because I lost my weekly 8 hour part time job

>>19636312
The Fed announced it will raise interest rates

>>19636312
The Fed announces it will raise interest rates!

>>19636289
what

>>19636315
that's illegal!

>>19636315
Hearty kek

AMDCHADS, RYZEN THE FUCK UP!

>bought a single amazon share almost three years ago
I’m rich bitch

The Fed announced it will raise interest rates
But I don't know what that means

>>19636195
This sucks, I haven’t coomed in days because I can’t watch Sarah eisen or meg tyrell on CNBC anymore, now Fox is doing this gay shit?

Tucker is literally the only person on ANY cable that is going against this Jewish op. I exclusively get my news from twitter and therightstuff.biz

Bought more DIS,DAL, & MRO. When the market gives you gifts you gotta strike hard and fast. Nothings gonna stop me from getting my fat green bag..

>>19636352
Oh FUCK! The Fed announced it will raise interest rates?

Thank you to the anon who shilled me on TTOO. I’ve been shilling ever since and no one replied, but I’m glad it’s doing well this week. Cheers bro wherever you are.

Thank you Tim Apple

Can somebody redpill me on how selling puts works? I understand covered calls, but what happens if I sell puts with my shares as collateral, and somebody exercises?

>>19636370
Yes, the Fed announced it will raise interest rates

HOLD IVR BROS.

Do not give in to emotion and eat losses. Believe in the fed. The green line will return.

>>19636318
Lets assume the market has priced an absolutely perfect 100% in line with the bull thesis statement. That means absolutely nothing changes and on top of that even more QE etc. That is what the market assumption is, if they say one word that spooks the market in the slightest we see a crash.

I think even though they will try to pump, there is more chance of them misspeaking than giving an absolutely perfect statement.

HOLY FUCK THEY ARE DOING NEGATIVE RATES

>Today, June 10th, Jerome Powell announced that he will raise interest rates and stop quantitative easing.

Ah shit, bros what does this mean?

>GNUS
I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW, THE RAIN IS GONE
I CAN SEE ALL OBSTACLES IN MY WAY
GONE ARE THE DARK CLOUDS THAT HAD ME BLIND

IT'S GONNA BE A BRIGHT (BRIGHT)
BRIGHT (BRIGHT) SUNSHINY DAY
IT'S GONNA BE A BRIGHT (BRIGHT)
BRIGHT (BRIGHT) SUNSHINY DAY

Fed Raising interest rates.
I’m ruined!

I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED

>>19636431
please don't make us look gayer than we already look for buying a cartoon channel

>>19636385
When you buy a put you're bearish on the market. But in order to buy that put, someone needs to first sell it. So in the way that a bought put has limited loss and infinite gain, a sold put has limited gain and infinite loss. If you're wrong you'll be liquidated and someone will come to collect on you.

>Jerome Powell told the press today, June 10th, that the Federal Reserve will be raising interest rates.

>>19636408

people close to him know this already and are dumping

SELL YOUR AIRLINES ANONS DONT GET TRAPPED

>>19636455
All in on SAVE.

>>19636443
NOTHING BUT BLUUUUUUEEEEE SKIIIIIEEEESSSSSSS

What is HTZ doing? I’m thinking about getting in now and swing trading it sometime this week for a little $

Okay I give up. I'm selling all of my stocks and options the next big green and moving to buying only tech leveraged ETFs for the next 10 years. Good bye guys it was fun while it lasted. May your days be filled with fun TVIX and TQQQ gains. And don't forget Party City and Carnival because this market is a fucking joke and full of clowns!

HOLY SHIT

>Jerome Powell announces today he doesn't really understand how economics work. When other members of the Federal Reserve were asked questions about the economy, they gave vague, often incoherent, answers, which slowly dissolved into pure silence from both the federal reserve board and the interviewers. Eventually, Powell brought out a large contraption with a crank. He started cranking it and money began flying out. Everyone clapped.

sqqqboiz we got too cocky.
nasdaq is invincible
apple and amazon go up forever

Le federal reservation explicated about the increasement of the amount of money one has to pay back for loans. This of course affects banks that take loans from le federal.

>>19636448
so don't sell puts
got it

Why would the Fed announce they're raising interest rates?!

Why tf banks are down are they unironically a good buy

>>19636455
Why? This is the time you add more.. I added more DAL. Fat baggie will be mine.. Even if I have to wait 2.5 years for it.

OH MY GOD THE FED IS RAISING INTEREST RATES

JEROME POWELL JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>19636481
>Fed Chairman Jerome Powell says, "the only way to quell the nigger riots is to give each and every single one of those coons exactly what they demand: a monthly reparations payment of $100,000."

HOLY FUCK TURN ON CNN

>>19636408
sauce?

>>19636481
>In a meeting with the press, Jerome Powell began to read the nutrition label off a yogurt he had just finished eating and stated this is what we are fighting for
>when asked to clarify what he meant, he proceeded to give everyone legal tender fashioned from the 10 million dollar bills from the movie idiocracy

LULU calls?

>>19636481
Is this true ???

>>19636486
I mean you can but you need to be sure that you're not making a degenerate bet on something that could potentially go to zero tomorrow. If you sell puts on $SPY that's not the same as selling puts on some shit meme stock.

so they're not actually raising interest rates?

>>19636507
$NKE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>19636466
i'll be buying back at 15$

unironically a great company

>>19636469
About to be delisted thats what it is doing.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JEROME

>>19636450
But if he's raising rates that absolutely comes along with a positive forecast so...
$10 NKLA puts???!??

monitoring AMD and NKLA for a good time to buy also bought in on oil with HAL and SSL i might make it bros

>>19636503
lol

>>19636523
sounds like a lot of people are lucky $GNUS options are unavailable

>>19636551
>unironically buying the top

IT'S WORKING BROS!!
I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED.

>"I ain't bitchmade, black lives don't matter" - The stern words of Jerome Powell on Wednesday describing the sentiment behind the consensus decision to raise interest rates by 50 basis points
OH NO NO NO NO

So why are we dropping? Is it just anticipation of bad news? If it's good news are we going to moon?

im financially finished

>>19636563
i shouldve waited yea but eh if it dips again ill buy

When to load up on TQQQ again, sold the top this morning

My 1 share of BRK.B is only down $1 from when I bought it today. I should sell it to buy some SSL, right?
Or will this slump last til Friday? I feel like Thursday is going to green and cuck me.

what happens to my stock that gets delisted?

>>19636593
>>19636593
>>19636593
>>19636593

accidentally hit limit instead of stop and sold my stonks. they went up and now i gotta wait for them to go down so i can buy back. i hate being a retard

>>19636575

because we have been in a speculative bubble for 3 months

Nothing is a good buy

>>19636575
Probably, so don't be shocked if we start mooning when the bad news gets announced

>>19636575
Correction from last week. The market is manipulated to yield roughly 1-2% increase weekly at most. Last week it reached 3.4% so we must maintain 1.4% negative or more by end of day today, after which we're allowed to go back up a bit if it succeeds.

>>19635947
How high are we going bro?

BA Puts Y/N?

>>19636603
You can no longer call it unless you memorized the number.

>>19636574
"Jerome Powell proceeded with the Federal Reserve's conclusions by smashing watermelons and saying 'I'm Gallager! Remember him!??!' and before he'd smash each watermelon he'd loudly state 'this is George Floyd.'"

>ITT

>>19636596
>My 1 share is down $1 from when I bought it today. I should sell it
What are you guys doing? Come on bro seriously.

>>19636565
3.14 QT.
Fair trade.

>>19636645
He's asking about opportunity cost. If he sells now he won't lose anything from his brk.b share, and if he puts it into ssl, he wants to get, say, 20% up today.

you now realize tech stocks are the shiny gold rocks of zoomers
also, you are now breathing manually

>>19636455
I bought aal at 9, dal at 19, ual at 20 and luv at 22.
No reason to sell, I can wait for more upside.

>>19635547
Based

>>19636713
Zoomers don’t buy stocks

>>19636759
They are part of why we have a clown market
>ZM

>lost 25% of my investments the past 2 days
>more govbucks just appeared in the bank account to play with
IVR bro’s just wait. Money is OTW if we can hold.

Is the Fed announcing that it will raise interest rates a new /smg meme or something?

I lost half of my portfolio in calls I bought on Monday. Already bailed on them. What are some all or nothing gambles I can make on some options so I can either lose the rest of my money or make it back?

>>19636807
ivr is worth $3

>>19636797
Zoomers run schools and businesses now?

>>19636266
Me too. Shills appeared out of nowhere and caused fomo to my stocks. Fudsters showed up with reliable info to dump it. I fucking held when I should've dumped monday or tuesday morning. Dumped some of my position because this shit will lilely tank even if good news comes from the fed cause the fud seems like accurate info meaning a lower stock recovery and lower stock price. Just sold a bunch max unrealized loss was huge, still kinda huge if I sold at monday opening.

>>19636759
>Zoomers don’t buy stocks

They're too busy out in the street's yelling "Black lives matter." And thinking they deserve some form of fucking handout. Entitled shits.

>>19636391
Fuck it i sold the fud looms credible. Smaller gains than if i sold monday or tuesday but gains nonetheless. No where near as much i had wished to have to pull off a specific trading strat. Reeeee reddit and 4chan euined my stock pick!!!!!

>>19636267
Please let it be

>>19636996
The FUDsters saved your ass, you're delusional if you think anything else.

We did it IVR Chads