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>> No.19592873

>>19592851
1st for fuck jannies

>> No.19592874

FIRST FOR SHORT THE SHIT OUT OF CHK

>> No.19592881

>>19592851
what the fuck THE WORLD IS ON FIRE AND STOCKS ARE UP WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING I LITERARELY SHORTED TEH FUCKING BOTTOM RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.19592882

First for Jesus Christ

>> No.19592891

anyone looking for a cheap theta play might look at 6/19 MITT 6p right now.
it's going $150 and it's 10% otm

>> No.19592893
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19592893

Say it with me! We're all going to make it!

>> No.19592896

>>19592482
>tfw missed the dip

>>19592593
>tfw no wealth transfer

Fuuuuuuuck I'm dying. Fomo is like PTSD

>> No.19592898

>>19592874
Can't because the faggots keep halting it.

Can't wait for IVR to crash this week to buy in cheaper. Sell today if you're holding and realize those gains.

>> No.19592899

>>19592893
im not gonna make it

>> No.19592904

better long term hodl: PEP or KO?

>> No.19592903

CPE CPE WHEN DO I GET OUT !!!

>> No.19592910

First for second leg down on the W recovery is right around the corner.

>> No.19592912

Are oilchads rising up?

>> No.19592913
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19592913

let's decide this:

https://www.strawpoll.me/20295270

>> No.19592916

>>19592881
World is on fire? We've had nearly two weeks of riots and not even the faintest blip of a surge in covid. The nothingburger is over.

>> No.19592922
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19592922

>>19592851
>tfw libs turned perfectly good tomboys into disgusting trannies

>> No.19592926
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19592926

>>19592851
Tomboys are the most patrician taste. I pray everyday that the Lord will bless me with a qt tomboy wife to share my life with.

>> No.19592928

>>19592898
I know my fucking orders wont go through

>> No.19592930

>>19592851
>Tomboy OP image
brb, gonna long /smg/

>> No.19592934

>>19592893
Fuck you

>>19592899
this

>>19592910
I hope you're right. I'm sitting with enough cash in money market accounts to buy a fucking condo. I want gains bros...

>> No.19592936

>>19592882
Based Christchad

>> No.19592938
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19592938

Hey guys, Peter Schiff here reminding you that a giant bubble with a dent in it is still a bubble.

>> No.19592940

looking for oil shills whatchu got

>> No.19592944
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19592944

who else 100% cash here

>> No.19592947

RED NUMBERS ON SCREEN AREN'T JUST VIDEO GAMES
I'M ACTUALLY LOSING MONEY

>> No.19592959

>>19592866
this

>>19592847
stock market isn't the economy, as many others have said before. we're seeing retard levels of inflation in equities (hence why we're seeing moves into corp bonds instead of straight up stocks). The coming issues for budgets, especially government, are going to be absolute insanity especially against the "V" shape recovery in equities, volatility is actually probably still a good play. if you're doing a bond fund, consider allocating more to A grade and up. BBB might turn into a fuckfest. I would even go for preferred shares or utilities before increasing exposure to BBB.
>inb4 hurr prices up
money flowing in doesn't mean that the price has to go up on the open market at all, especially not in the short term.

>> No.19592965

>>19592944
hold me bro

>> No.19592967

watching anime is gay btw

>> No.19592974

it could have been worse
you could have sold 40 shares of AAL worth 9.15 at 12 two days before it went up to 22.

>> No.19592976

...Anonymous (ID: RwP9VIeg)
06/08/20(Mon)09:20:52 No.19592795
My money nearly doubled with Nikola. I should've invested more on Friday. Could've, would've, should've.

>> No.19592982

>>19592967
What are you watching?

>> No.19592990
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19592990

Please roast my portfolio

>> No.19593000

IVR AND MITT TO SUB 6

>> No.19593003
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19593003

>>19592944
right here, full autismo reporting in
zero gains from the most insane rally ever

when will the spy turn around? 4000?

>> No.19593016

>>19592903
Hold CPE till at least they're pre-crash price. It's all uphill from here

>> No.19593021

>>19593003

Did you fags really think the world was ending or what?

>> No.19593025
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19593025

VOC

>> No.19593033

WHAT THE FUCK ARE VAL AND CPE DOING WHAT THE FUCK, HOW LONG CAN THEY PUMP? IS IT TOO LATE???

>> No.19593034

>>19593021
i didn't think it was possible to go back up like this so quickly
it still feels fake and gay

>> No.19593035
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19593035

>>19592944
we'll be fine bro

>> No.19593040
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19593040

>>19592913
this is the absolute proof that women are majority in here

>> No.19593045

The pumping is relentless.

>> No.19593049
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19593049

i really don't want to buy NDX at ATH
but i feel it is what i must do to make gains

bears are immediately slaughtered here

cash niggers get deflated

>>19593021
no, i even thought corona was a hoax which makes it even worse. idk i thought the shutdown would fuck up everything tho and that the recovery would take months and months in the stock market

>> No.19593057
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19593057

>>19593003
>scared from a chink flu with a 99.99% survival rate for non 80 year olds with comorbidities

>> No.19593064

>>19592904
any opinions on this? it's for my roth so basically gonna hodl forever

>> No.19593065
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19593065

>>19592944
>>>
Damn bro time to buy look at these great deals

>> No.19593072

>>19593033
I sold VAL this morning, waiting for a bit now. I'll buy back in but it's being funny...

>> No.19593076

>>19593016
>>19592903
I'd set some stop losses too. I have some set at 1.90 and 1.80. I'll probably move them up soon.

>> No.19593079

>>19593000
Then we buy more!

>> No.19593088

>>19592851
https://twitter.com/JeremySWallace/status/1270018086310154241


BOBOGANG BOBOGANG

>> No.19593090

>>19593021
Sort of, yeah.
I thought the coof propaganda and race riots and looting would be really bad for business and equities would shit the bed because businesses wouldn't be worth shit to what they were.

I was so wrong bros.
It hurts.

I'll never doubt the value of chinks and negros to our great country ever again.

>> No.19593091
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19593091

>>19593057
i knew that, but i saw the governments going full retard and shutting everything down

>> No.19593093
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19593093

>Buy stock
>HEY BRO GUESS I'LL JUST DROP 20%

The universe hates me

>> No.19593095
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19593095

>>19592913
Why not both?

>> No.19593097
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19593097

it's only loss if I sell it, right?

>> No.19593100
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19593100

GAN GANG GAN GANG GAN GANG
SPEND TEN RACKS ON GAMBLANG
FANDUEL POPPIN ON OPENANG

>> No.19593105

what is the downside of being "marked as a pattern day trader"

>> No.19593110
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19593110

your free 200 dollars courtesy of SEB has arrived

>> No.19593113

>Finally got CHK puts in
>down $600

Fuck my life

>> No.19593114

Rate my stonks /biz/
put $2500 in each last week
XOM
XOP
MRO
GE

>> No.19593121

>>19593088
Lmao we'll crash around july or August. Till then everything is bullish

>> No.19593123
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19593123

>100k invested in dividend stock
>get a grand total of 3k, maybe 2k from growth
>100k invested in VOO
>get that much in a day
why would you ever be a dividend cuck?

>> No.19593128
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19593128

>>19593091
>trusting the government and mass media in 2020

>> No.19593132

>>19593105

Jew assassins sneak into your home at night and execute you.

>> No.19593139
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19593139

>>19593065
top kek. what the hell is driving this?

>> No.19593141

Should've sold IVR much earlier but i sold at 6.34 and its still dipping, when are you guys that sold going to buy back in?

>> No.19593145

>>19593097
>it's only loss if I sell it, right?

Correct.

>> No.19593152

>>19593105
You gotta make sure to not go past that robinhood day trade limit bud

>> No.19593154
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19593154

>half in on GNUS
>cant get in on all these other goodies
my bags are too big, I cant dump them without losing 40%

>> No.19593157

>>19593105
You are stuck for 90 days

>> No.19593156

>>19593072
I sold VAL friday at like 0.8 right at that tiny dip and now this ;_;

>> No.19593162
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19593162

Day traders in CHK now

>> No.19593163

>>19593123
Because nobody considers a company with a 0.1% yield a "dividend stock"? Tried getting a new brain lately? The dollar store ought to have significant upgrades for you.

>> No.19593168

>>19593113
and now it's fucking -$2250

>> No.19593175

>>19593139
Powell and Mnuchin are colluding to keep the house of cards from crumbling.

>> No.19593176

>>19592851
how do you research what you're going to invest in, and how do you even find things to invest in in the first place?

>> No.19593180

>>19593090
See this is retard thinking. You thought things would go down after bad news. What you didn't realize is that things go UP after bad news. Bankruptcy? 200%, couldn't be more bullish. Viable product on the market? That's gay, down to 0 EOY

>> No.19593182

>>19593141
Sold at 7.5, buying back sub 6.

>> No.19593191

>>19593156
I sold at 1.70 (after buying at 0.59), so not bad. Question is when to go back in

>> No.19593192

>>19593176
lurk smg

>> No.19593194

No need to put the Bobos on suicide watch, they're already dead.

>> No.19593195

>>19593152
Or else what? My account value is 150k so it doesnt matter right?

>> No.19593197
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19593197

This guy got raped
Also what even is the reason oil is dumping?

>> No.19593199

>>19593141
I bought more when it dipped down to 6.80, I plan to just hold onto it for the longer haul if need be.

>> No.19593200

the market is undervalued

it's poor people's importance to the economy that was overvalued

>> No.19593207

>>19593163
What is a good Dividend stock? SPY?

>> No.19593208

>>19593176
You look at the little line in robinhood and buy when it looks like it's about to take off, but no one knows if it's going to keep going up or crash down

that's mostly the penny stocks though.

large companies are going to be more stable in general, except for tesla, because who the fuck knows what's going on there.

>> No.19593209

>>19593168
Jesus dude. What did you buy? Post your positions. I almost did this.

>> No.19593212
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19593212

working theory about the results from here:
>>19592913

all women prefer cunnilingus over fingering
50% of men prefer cunnilingus over fingering
50% of men prefer fingering over cunnilingus
it results in ideal 75/25 ratio

conclusions:
50% of posters in /smg/ are women

>> No.19593216

>>19593207
DEW

>> No.19593218

>>19593207
(You)

>> No.19593219

>>19593163
lol seething divvycuck mad that a simple index fund beats his dinosaur company portfolio

>> No.19593220

>>19593175
20 year reaching for 1.5% How high will it go?

>> No.19593221

>>19592899
I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED

>> No.19593223
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19593223

Uh bullbros?

>> No.19593224

>>19593176
Lurk /smg/ and /r/stocks.

>> No.19593225
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19593225

>>19593162
>>19593113
Nah bro that pump is organic and based on CHK's godly fundamentals

>> No.19593229

>>19593168
How do you not have a stop order(s) in???

>>19593207
None really, maybe T.

>> No.19593230

>>19593168
Also if you bought on Robinhood. Every time is halts, they go to $1. So I wouldn't trust your account balance right now.

>> No.19593232

>>19593123
Because you sick at picking divvy and can't into DRIP.

>> No.19593234

>>19593212
I prefer fingering over cunnilingus, since I don't have a vagina.

>> No.19593236
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19593236

>>19592851
You think my portfolio is bullish enough? I need to take out a line of credit and put margin on it I think.

>> No.19593239

>>19593212
my conclusion:
most of /smg/ doesn't get laid and not only has no idea how to properly preform cunnilingus, but how cucked and beta it is to prostrate yourself in front of a woman like that

>> No.19593244
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19593244

>>19592847
>This was supposed to be the worst economic crisis since the great depression with a WL shaped recovery.
You've been fooled into thinking that way, Baggie. Have you been watching too much TV lately? Even if the experts say that we'll crash that way, the technicals don't seem to agree to them. Numbers only lie when it is spoken by other fallacious people who call themselves as experts. I should tell you that experts don't want you to make money, because if you are, then they're the ones who aren't making money.

>> No.19593246

>>19593225
>that image
lol that's a natural pose men did for portraits back in the day, not some secret sign

>> No.19593247

>>19593223
unironically bullish

>> No.19593248

>>19593105
Your trades get posted on a screen in a large amphitheater wherein hundreds of attractive women have been hired to laugh at the positions of all day traders while being filmed. Using eye tracking software, the laughs elicited specifically by your trades are edited into a montage that is sent to you at the end of every month.

>> No.19593250
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19593250

>>19593223
>investors betting on a lost decade
based.

>> No.19593259
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>> No.19593263

>>19593123
No dividend stocks usually offer around 5-7% yield with growth that usually matches S&P.
T-mobile is a good example.
Protip: I don't pay taxes and neither should you on small accounts

>> No.19593267
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19593267

what is the future for NKLA? wsb seems to think crash is coming hard by eow

>> No.19593268

>>19593197
Why is floating coal dumping? Go figure

>> No.19593269

>>19592746
EGLE has a fleet of 50 ultramax and supramax ships; type of ship it owns has exposure to a myriad of markets meaning its not dependent on just one thing having a demand; avg. age of fleet is 8.7 years, has a good chance to capture market share in the future. Max benefit would be a long hold, but it might have short-term up side. Do some more research to feel confident about buying it, but it seems solid. Better that SHIP at the least. All I can recommend is that you study up on shipping before you get too invested into one company, its a volatile industry. So, buyer beware.

>> No.19593272
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19593272

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>> No.19593277

Time is a flat circle

>> No.19593280

>>19593180
At last I truly see.

>> No.19593282

>>19593105
ugh just got marked as one, but desu i make stupid trades just for the LOLZ OMG i needa learn to quit being DUMB

>> No.19593284

>>19593239
>most of /smg/ doesn't get laid
I don't believe this

>> No.19593288

>>19593248
Like women would even understand what constitutes a bad trade without a graph and a man to explain it to them.

>> No.19593289

im ruined

>> No.19593290
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>>19593197
He should've went for MRO. WTI is a long-term hold.

>> No.19593294

time is a sneed post

>> No.19593296

>>19593259
If "doing good" is degenerate options gambling, then sure

>> No.19593299
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19593299

>>19593207
focus on annual dividend growth, payout ratio (lower better), free cash flow vs. payout, and p/e (unless its a REIT then FFO).

>> No.19593300

>>19593128
yeah, i know that too
guess i should get some discipline

>> No.19593307
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19593307

>>19593269
>invested
yeah, I'm straight gambling on SHIP. FRO and EURN are investments for me. I'll take a deeper look at those. Thanks for the rundown senpai.

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19593309

>it's not pumping

WHY?

>> No.19593310

>>19593199
Yeah, i bought back and holding now, its so hard to do when a stock is this fucking volatile.

>> No.19593312
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19593312

>TUESQ
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST!

>AMCQ, HRTZQ
Soon....

>> No.19593315

>>19593216
thanks fren

#:^)

>> No.19593318

>>19593246
Fuck off, it's a mason gesture, retard

>> No.19593322
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19593322

>>19593272
Over 50% of all capital made from the stock market is in the form of dividends.

>> No.19593325

RIP IVR

>> No.19593327
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19593327

I'm not very good at this whole trading thing anyway

>> No.19593328
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19593328

i mean

EVERY SINGLE STOCK NOW HAS SPIKED

i can literally buy NOTHING!

i can't do shit! because i don't short. i should just wait some weeks and then come back..

>> No.19593329

>>19593288
That's the worst part, they'll mistakenly laugh even at good trades and thus potentially cause the weak willed to second guess themselves.

>> No.19593332

>>19593309
Who is this semen demon?

>> No.19593336

>>19593328
get into shipping stocks

>> No.19593341

>>19593328
>wait some weeks
>come back
>everything is hitting ATHs
K good luck.

>> No.19593344

every single trade i made today is losing

>> No.19593350

>>19593328
Fall back won't be for awhile anon, this is still a good time to buy in. Even if the market flat lines here (which it won't) you can still get yields.

>> No.19593351

>>19593328
draftkings dipped pretty far

>> No.19593353

>>19593148
Shits not going sub-4 with current sentiment. I think low-5 will be today's bottom for IVR.

>> No.19593358

>>19593299
surprised you don't have SWK considering they are the absolute king in divvy growth

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19593359

>>19593332
office lady who's now canonically lesbian

>> No.19593360

>>19593344
How is that even possible? What were your trades?

>> No.19593361

>>19593344
see>>19592990

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>>19593309
You sold, dumbass. Serves you right for betting against your own people.

>> No.19593367

>>19593336
is this the new tanker shitcoin scam?

>> No.19593371

>MRO up 12%
Never bet against black gold

>> No.19593375

>>19593344
Just buy the aristocrats dude, get in on the FED gravy train.

>> No.19593379

>>19593328
Buy cruiselines and airline stocks they are not done hitting pre-corona prices

>> No.19593391
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19593391

STOP HALTING CHK LET IT FUCKING DUMP

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.19593393

>>19593344
HOW? are you buying the top every time?

>> No.19593394

Only 15 cents until my DHT is at break even and then im dropping it like its hot

Fuck tankervirgins

>> No.19593401
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19593401

>>19593365
Like this market is "for the people".. bahahaha

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>>19593371
My oil investments did better than my fast food and airline investments this week

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19593405

>>19593176
Martin Shkreli released 18 videos about stock investing and nearly all of them are 2+ hours long.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdZWGCZPjTU&list=PL7qCsic6fXxQWFP4r00AiSPOv1CRqmnTI

>> No.19593406

>>19593391
Only made a tenner when I peaked at 60 because of that bullshit

>> No.19593411

>>19593328
Buy SHIP, going up and likely to continue till at least friday when they have their earnings report

>> No.19593421

>>19593394
HODL ONTO YOUR SEA CATS

>> No.19593423

>>19593328
https://finance.yahoo.com/losers/

Learn to read fundamentals

>> No.19593424

Didn't Chesapeake energy go bankrupt or something

>> No.19593426

>>19592944
Not 100% but close. I want to find a fire and die into it. I fucked up so bad not betting the farm in March.

>> No.19593429
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>>19593341
i fear that..

>>19593350
maybe a small correction then?

>>19593351
meh

>>19593379
yeah i should buy into carnival memes

>> No.19593433

>>19593406
I'm fucking out $2500 right now on my puts which is fucking ridiculous

>> No.19593436

>CHK
hahahahahaha
feels good being on the sidelines for one of these instead of dicko mode right in the middle of it

>> No.19593439

how to calculate total gains?

Can I add up the percentage gains of each of my positions and divide by total number of positions?

>> No.19593442

>>19593394
Lucky, I still got 2 dollars before I can get out even. By far the worst trade I made, and I bought into an oil company (diamond) the day before they announced bankruptcy.

>> No.19593445
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>>19593359
This is an incorrect observation, please refrain from lying on the internet, thank you!

>> No.19593447
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19593447

>tfw I made like 50-100 dollars last two weeks

>> No.19593448

>>19593393
Yes. Buy puts, tomorrow is going to be red because I'm getting bogged

>> No.19593450

>>19593411
theres a general for this kind of stock and you're not in it

>> No.19593451

>>19593423
i know how to but they have no effect in this market

how do you explain the current tesla valuation with fundamentals

>> No.19593454

>>19593359
gib name

>> No.19593459

>>19593405
Has the guy been released yet?

>> No.19593464

>>19593436
>111% gains in one day

Wtf

>> No.19593467

>>19593296
Buying calls at the bottom isn't gambling. It's using leverage on a for sure thing.

>> No.19593471

>>19592882
Based

>> No.19593476

Thoughts on what to do with NKLA?

>> No.19593486
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>>19593454
reverse image search

>> No.19593488

>>19593451
Memetics. Lots of people trading Tesla for reasons beyond the logical. If you have RH you can see the number of robiniggers who own certain stocks and know what to avoid.

>> No.19593489

Funneling all my gains from today into onlyfans subs

>> No.19593494

what do we think of MVIS? worth buying and holding?

>> No.19593499
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>>19593464
good for you. i hope everyone sold the top. surely nobody would fomo in and buy the tippy top, right?

>> No.19593500

>>19593021
I watched the American government respond like a like retards and the coked up orange idiot in deep denial over anything being wrong. It looked like shit was going to get completely out of hand.

All the nothingburger fans seem to completely ignore the countermeasures China took. They aren't stupid over there, and with a docile population they can literally do whatever they see fit. Instead of telling everybody to go to work and deal with who dies, they decided to torpedo their entire economy over this. There is no way the jews or Washington could get the chinks to do this willingly.

>> No.19593504

>>19593464
It was 210, too

>> No.19593505

>>19593464
It was at 200% about an hour ago

>> No.19593507

I sold CPE like 2 months ago at 50 cents per share

>> No.19593509

IVR pumped then tanked hard. Didn't sell at the peak. Fuck.

>> No.19593518
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Hope you fuckers bought oil and reit

>> No.19593520

>>19593459
No, he asked for early release to work on a cure for COVID but a judge denied it and called him delusional.

>> No.19593521

>>19593476
Sell if yiou have gains, because it is going to dip very far.

>> No.19593528

>>19593500
Ching chong ning nong tiananmen square.

>> No.19593539

>>19593405
Google this guy and the first thing you learn is he's a convicted felon. Didn't he fuck a bunch of sick people by holding a drug price artificially high? Or did they smear his good name? What's the story?

>> No.19593550

What's the thought on IVR? Sell or hold?

>> No.19593551

>>19593521
That’s what I’m thinking, total gain on it is 123 percent don’t know to keep or not.

>> No.19593559

>>19593539
Just listen to the vids the guy is a legit biopharma analyst

>> No.19593565

>>19593489
any qts you wish to share?

>> No.19593566

Truth bombs being dropped
>>19593373

>> No.19593572

>>19593550
Buy

>> No.19593577

>GE +8%
hello based department?

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19593580

you DID get IVR when I told you to, didn't you anon?

>> No.19593582

Is going in on CHK still a good decision at this time?

>> No.19593583

>>19593550
hold

>> No.19593585

>>19593476
Bought at 17, feels good

>> No.19593593

>>19593539
Yeah you're right. It wasn't smearing he drove the price on an AIDs treatment up by thousands of dollars he's a piece of shit


However that doesnt mean he cant help you make money

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>>19593500
>c-china locked down guys! Its not a nothingburger even though chinamen have glass lungs and the ccp is ran by retards
>don't forget about the BRAZILIAN BATS!

>> No.19593602

Bros, I don’t know what to do, have we reached the endgame? Do (Non-tanker) stocks only go up forever?

I wanted to sell Friday but we’re still green...

>> No.19593603

>>19593550
Im buying at the end of the day

>> No.19593605

>>19593500

What makes you think you know better than the president? You’re not fit to shine the guys shoes and now you look like a jackass. Take a step back and humble yourself. You’re no one, and you aren’t smart or smarter than the president, and that’s okay.

>> No.19593606

>>19592882
BASED

>> No.19593608

>>19593488
indeed

>> No.19593612

>>19593585
Dude feels very good I bought at 23, wish I bought more lmao, I’m not sure to Hold or not

>> No.19593615

>>19593582
If youre shorting it ya

>> No.19593618

Up 300% on my 3$ WTI calls that expire Friday. You guys think oil is going to keep going up this week or should I sell while it’s up?

>> No.19593620

>>19593583
>>19593550
Hold. It's been doing good all last week and this Monday to start

>> No.19593622

>>19593520
lol retard thinks he can escape his sins by creating a cure for the virus.

>> No.19593623
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19593623

>tfw missed Sasol dip earlier

It’s already at 10.70 ffs

>> No.19593624

>>19593580
When you told me to buy it 2 months ago? Yes I did

>> No.19593625

God what a shitty day

>> No.19593627

>>19593500
Death rate is .2% bud keep your fear mongering to yourself nerd its over

>> No.19593630

>>19592898
>>19592898
it went to 8.40$ and dropped to 6.63$ currently, wild fucking ride this morning I held im up like 8k was up 10k

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>>19593500
>That moment when it's like the flu and you have a higher change of dying in a car accident if healthy adult or hit by lightning if your a kid and the government want to push even more tracking and vaccines and push the AI tech to catch up to chinks and create social credit system because they call shopping in a fucking store a legacy system.
Nah

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>>19593602
Forgot pic

>> No.19593646

>>19593582
No, clearly unorganic lmao, CHK has shit fundamentals last I checked

>> No.19593648

>>19592912
I AM THE XOMBIE

>> No.19593649

I’m starting to think that enough bobos have changed sides and now those only now going long will be easier to fleece. For me, it’s entering weekly SPY puts but still net long. A bobo who has just decided after such a tear up to now go long surely can’t be rewarded that quickly.

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UH OH JANNY
DID SOMEONE SAY C*NNY?

>> No.19593658

>>19593580
I did, thank you btw

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>>19593623
Are you me anon? Shit was too fast.

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>>19593394
Hold on to your sea cats

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>>19593097
>>19593145
but let's say it takes 1 year for you to get back to +/- 0 if you just hold.
if you sell now you can use the money to buy GILD and get back to +/- 0 in just 6 months.

selling at a loss is the hardest thing to do but it's something you need to overcome if you want to be a stock pro

>> No.19593678

I just combed the internet and found out that SSL is a pump and dump attempt by /r wallstreetbets and I sent evidence to the SEC

>> No.19593681

>>19593622
>his sins
Yes, can't steal money from insurance companies. God's well invested in that sector.

>> No.19593689

>>19593678
bobo missed the SSL train

>> No.19593692

>>19593358
I went with ITW over SWK when I first decided on an industrial/tools. its on my phone's watchlist . great company tho

>> No.19593699

>>19593612
I'm no trader, I buy and hold. I'll add more later.

NKLA is a 10x candidate over time. Why settle for crumbs?

>> No.19593702

>>19593128
to be fair shit like this was terrifying when watched live: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FItEjc6VtuU

>> No.19593706

>>19593476
I'm holding mine.

>> No.19593715

>>19593328

buy ADM or PBCT

>> No.19593718
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19593718

Just gained 29% on my portfolio today, gang.

>> No.19593729

>>19593580
is it to late to start?

>> No.19593730

>bout 1k shares of IVR at 6.9

i-it's gonna come back, r-right?

>> No.19593733

What options can I yolo $150 into?

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>>19593593
>>>19593539
> drove the price on an AIDs treatment up by thousands of dollars
>he's a piece of shit

so de we hate the guy or love him?

He sound like he would fit right in. That's bullish af

>> No.19593738

Looking to be a very bullish day tomorrow

>> No.19593740
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19593740

Fuckkkkk there was an anon who went all in GUSH at $10k. Fucking hell he must be happy if he held now.

>> No.19593744

>>19593733
SPY calls

>> No.19593749

>>19593699
So you thinking hold? I don’t wanna lose this but I always prefer to hold.

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19593751

is *anything* cooling off to buy dips bros?

Everything I own, and everything I want to own is mooning

>> No.19593754

Will MFA take off like IVR or am I pipedreaming

>> No.19593755

>>19593730
In the after hours, you’ll be up by tomorrow

>> No.19593760

>>19592851
CPE, HAL, SLB, CCL, XAN, NYMT have been my biggest money makers today. Up over $420 today alone. That's riding off of being up $360 on Friday

>> No.19593761

>>19592944
Kek
It could be wors4

You could be SHORT rofl

>> No.19593763
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19593763

The Jews did this

>> No.19593765

>>19593737
I guess what I meant to say is that normal people hate him, I think he's a genius fuck aids patients

>> No.19593771

>>19593706
Think it’s for the best?

>> No.19593781

>>19593730
I would be very surprised if it didn't reach 10$ by the end of the week or earlier.

>> No.19593784

>>19593751
Nothing. Last chance to buy oil at a reasonable price, but outside of that, you're screwed

>> No.19593785

>>19593678
Don't be a fucking ding dong. Reddit faggots don't have the swing that institutional money has, and that's who is really buying into SSL [since it will have big returns this year]

>> No.19593789

>>19593751
Alegiant Air is mooning but its a airline stalwart that will be back ATH in a few months. This is the "cant miss" of all airline stocks

>> No.19593792

>>19593715
they also spiked
i'd short PBCT now but then again i'm a retard

>> No.19593793

>>19593733

PMCB

>> No.19593797

>>19593744
What strike, price and exp?

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>>19592881
My world's on fire
How 'bout yours?
That's the way I like it
and I never get bored.

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>>19593733
SPY just go out as long as you can afford and buy a call

Sell when you've made a nice profit

>> No.19593803

>>19593733
GPS

>> No.19593802

>>19593763
Damn wtf happened

>> No.19593804

>>19593763
Yeah, low volume options are fun

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>>19593751
Tankers and pharma stocks anon

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>>19593678
A tankerfaggot has no room to even post in these threads.

>> No.19593816

For those worried about IVR: Keep in mind it's only monday and everythings been on an upwards trajectory.

>> No.19593817

>>19593814
I bought one tanker stock

>> No.19593819

>>19593737
He made the treatment affordable if you reached out to his company, it was only expensive if you used insurance to buy it aka 99% of NPCs with AIDs

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>>19593763
That's a stressful chart.

>> No.19593826

Friendly reminder you had three months to buy the dip.

>> No.19593835

>>19593816
I'm not worried, just wanted to do a re-trace.

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19593836

>>19592893
we're all gonna make it

>> No.19593839

>>19593749
Yep, but I never sell anything, ever.

If the stock corrects down 40% it won't concern me, cheaper shares to buy

>> No.19593840

i bought ivr months ago with the intent to hold onto it forever for the dividends... that's still viable right? big pumps always scare me

>> No.19593842

>>19593826
and you still can now

>> No.19593846

>>19593763
>what sort of options you want
>just cuck my shit up

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>>19593405
>Martin Shkreli released 18 videos about stock investing and nearly all of them are 2+ hours long
based shkreli bro helping out the small guy. thanks, brother.

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>i didn't go all in in the biggest dip since 2008

>> No.19593859

>>19593840
buddy, sell it at 15-17 you will make ludicrous money.

>> No.19593860

>>19593272
I thought dividends were something usually associated with retirement plans? Where you need huge amounts invested to get anything usable out.

>> No.19593868

>>19593839
Thanks, I’m relatively new so I appreciate the advice.

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>>19593814
Many of us here are holding DHT calls.

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>>19593854

>> No.19593877

Finally fomoed into buying boeing, it's probably gonna dump tomorrow

>> No.19593890
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19593890

Should I sell everything for IVR. It's a a gamble. But I want $100k

>> No.19593896

its not too late to buy ondk

>> No.19593897

>>19593539
Lurk more tourist faggot

>> No.19593902

>>19593730
You'll be fine, m80

>> No.19593906

>>19593877
I keep debating getting in but something tells me it's just to good to be true

>> No.19593908

>>19593367
what scam? i found out about FRO through these threads, invested for two weeks, and profited lul

>> No.19593909

Holy shit Hertz is mooning.

Is bankruptcy no longer relevant?

>> No.19593914

I'm about to fomo into this nasdaq shit if it goes up another 2 points.

>> No.19593918

BYND hnnnnnnnnnnngggggggg

>> No.19593921

>>19593593
You mean toxoplasmosis drug that very few need on the US and stated they would give it out for free to those who couldn't after it when kikes all do the same thing every day and get away with it?

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Now that's just cathartic, wish id'e thrown more money into this really, they have a 10B dollar order book.

>> No.19593924

>>19593405
based, will watch

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19593934

Imagine trying to short SSL
even AFTER JP Morgan upgraded the stock to Overweight lol. I couldn't even buy the dip it recovered so fast

>> No.19593936

>>19593890
You gotta make that call for yourself buddy. I'm pretty heavily in on IVR myself but its still a gambit.

>> No.19593939

>>19593909
this happened with Sears too, then it went to 0

>> No.19593945

>>19593941
>>19593941
>>19593941
>>19593941
new thread

>> No.19593949

>>19593892
>>19593892
>>19593892
new

>> No.19593953

>>19593921
racism outside of /b/

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>>19593853
>>19593405
yeah, that's good shit

interstingly tho he renamed them from
finance lesson
to stock investing lesson
(i have the original ones saved)
hmm maybe he wants to shill for more views

>> No.19593959

>>19593771
I'm hopeful that'll it'll go up more than double.

>> No.19593960

>>19593953

FUCK NIGGERS

>> No.19593972

>>19593953
Fuck nigs, my friend

>> No.19593973

>>19593945
>>19593949
oof have to decide between a redditjack and anime thread

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>>19593854
My biggest holding is still only half way back up.

I bought at below 20. The only reason I'm not topping up is I don't want to make my average price to go above 20.

I still might though, I've got 400 shares, I think 500 is a nicer number and the ex-div date is coming soon.

>> No.19593989

>>19593945
>>19593949
brehs............

>> No.19593998

>>19593909
>>19593939
out of control autistic zoomers
behind the entire bull run

>> No.19594045

>>19593288
Unless you buy the exact bottom and sell the exact top, technically you couldve done better. Perfectionist ass bitches laughing at me again -.-

>> No.19594053

>>19593860
Time plus regular buys plus DRIP can help

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>>19593953
You tankerchads are a gift that keeps on giving. Giftgas yourself.

>> No.19594131

>>19593763
what are your CHK options :^)

>> No.19594235

Oh, trump tweeted, that explains the markets.

>> No.19594254

>>19593021
It is ending you braindead drone faggot. (((they))) are out in full force to push their talmudic NWO niggery and said themselves they are about to reset the economic system.

>> No.19594314

Next REIT pump is going to be in $WMC and you can still get in at 3.5 before the liftoff and subsequent moon mission.

>> No.19594388

>>19593580
literally got a $10k order filled premarket @ $5. Thanks again /biz/ keep the cheapies comin!

>> No.19594412

>>19593729
Check the divvy and you tell me

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19594750

I'm thinking about buying £100 of either Nostrum Oil & Gas or Tullow Oil as both are really cheap right now
Will they go up significantly or both are doomed? I'm new to investing

>> No.19594772

What do you guys think about TWO? Seems like a REIT that hasn't mooned yet? Or should I buy something else?

>> No.19595015

You guys holding SSL or gonna sell?

>> No.19595081

is there a difference between a broker and a platform?
is saxon bank considered a broker?

>> No.19595134

>>19594750
How did you find these companies? Just searched British oil companies?