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Hewwo? I have an accoutrement I would like to make.

>> No.19576058

>>19575986
Do it.

>> No.19576243
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>>19576058
my pelvic floor hurts and im going to the dick doctor on tuesday to see if its anything serious. i want to say that i love you all and hope you all, and in spite of the general tone on display, we are all gonna make it. god bless, anons.

>> No.19576260

>>19576243
fuck my editing techniques and lack of attention to detail.

>i want to say that i love you all, and in spite of the general tone on display, we are all gonna make it. god bless, anons.

>> No.19576276

>>19576243
What might that symptom indicate that has you so upset, fren?

>> No.19576289

>>19576243
We are all going to make it, fren. The V-shaped recovery will save us all.

>> No.19576295
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>>19575986
>>19576243
I hope ur peenor okay fren

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>>19575986
>>19576243
good
hope you fucking die
anyone who uses apu deserves the rope anyway

>> No.19576394
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>>19576243
feel lucky, my pelvic floor has been tight for years due to stress, to the point where i damaged an outflow valve responsible for engorging my dickhead and the flesh around the urethra. so now during erections my head is soft and deflated, making sexual penetration difficult. i have to pinch my dick when i go in so she can feel me fully stiff lol.
what they’ll do for you is send you to a physical therapist that will give you daily stretches for relaxing your perineum. that’s what i have to do. unfortunately it won’t fix my dick issue but it will prevent me from having pelvic floor pain and back issues as i age.

>> No.19576406

>>19576243
I hope your peenor stays healthy, fren

>> No.19576411

>>19576276
idk desu. that's why i'm going to the doctors. it sometimes hurts when i orgasm and randomly throughout the day. it could be any one of the following:

1) prostatitis
2) sciatica
3) hernia
4) i've had kidney stones in the past and one is stuck in processing
5) i'm under attack by daemons and need to work on my chakras
6) something more serious (tumor, prostate problems)
7) nothingburger

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>>19576360
thats not very nice fren

>> No.19576427

>>19576411
>prostatitis
that’s an easy fix. i would bet it’s just long term tight muscles due to stress though. that’s the case 90% of the time. you’ll be fine fren.

>> No.19576471

>>19576427
i hope so, fren. last time i passed a "stone" was through orgasm so i wonder if i got little rocks in my ballsack. could be that the orgasm simply is what pushed it out. i passed my first kidney stone when i was 13. my dad has had a ton of them throughout his life. it's a combination of genetics and diet. years of the amerimutt diet have wrecked havoc on my system in spite of eating better these past several years.

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Our peenors are all gonna make it!

>> No.19576553

>>19576471
>last time i passed a "stone" was through orgasm
FUCKing hell passing a kidney stone thru a rock hard boner!! How did that feel?

>> No.19576615

>>19576553
it actually felt like i was finally achieving the relief i'd been edging on for days. prior to that i was consistently feeling like i needed to coom and it was awful.

>> No.19577213

>RIP in peace 4 bepis.

Gone but not forgotten. Link @ $15 EOY

>> No.19577334

just dont get in argument with ur peepee and it will go away