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>>19547940
is this what a chad looks like in pooland?

i like how racist poltards always post the darkest indian people. the average indian doesn't look that dark.

>>19547940
Would easily be a chad in the west if not for the skin tone, smell and accent. Those two things are the biggest turnoffs for bitches here, turn that pussy into the sahara desert

>>19548159
SIRS PLEASE!!! AVERAGE INDIAN MAN VERY LARGE PENIS, VERY LIGHT SKIN!!! MANY WHITE GIRLS FRIENDS, I SWEAR UPON VISHNU!!!!

>>19548334
Thats true for north indians except indians think white girls are prostitutes(thanks to porn). A rich indian would never marry or have a white girlfriend, he just wants to fuck them. White prostitutes in india costs $100-$300 for 1-2 hour

>>19548159

>>19549425
kek

next moon

>>19547940
"20K next! Cobra is ready to strike!"

Basically, 90% of Bitmex chat.

>>19548334
"COME TO MUMBAI I BUY YOU IPAD"

>>19548159
Poo, please. That's lightly tanned in Pooland.

And, the average IQ of poos is around 80. Which is way more fucking annoying and a drain on humanity than their skin color. You're a nation of retards and scammers who shit in the street. Racist? it has nothing to do with your ugly skin color, stupid, it's how you fucking act. Your nation is a trashpile inhabited by morons. And yes, I've been to your shut country. It's covered in shit and trash, and smells like it. Even in the countryside, you can't get rid of that taint of shit and garbage.

>>19547940
"LET'S GO BOYS!!!!"

>>19547940
Smart money.

>>19547940
Fuck you mother bitch fuck

>>19549506

We are a developing country and do have our share of stupid people like everywhere else. I laughed out loud though at how stupid and ignorant people like you are and miserable your life must be to spend time hating on an entire country. I'll sleep peacefully knowing people like you will never reach success because you are an evil person at heart and will die a fitting death.

>>19548159
Lol, yes they do.

>>19550420

maybe to ignorant people

>>19547940
“Where are my (random shitcoin) chads?” Chad this,chad that. I don’t think actual americans speak like that. Picture of a hot white girl and than some stupid coin shilling...etc.etc. We all know most of the threads are made by brown fingers who reek of poop and curry.

>>19550410
he is right tho

Big exchange announcement coming will moon buy dip or get rekt

gem

>>19549408
>White prostitutes in india costs $100-$300 for 1-2 hou
No way they are that cheap. Im in sea and the white prostitutes are expensive

>>19550476
Nah...you just put up more pics of lighter ones. Most of them are dark.

>"Whales are accumulating"
The only good advice. Always follow the money and the whales. Big profits to be made, but don't just rely on people's words. Do what they do, not what they tell and you'll all make it.
Watch where the H3X profiteers have cashed out and get in early.

>>19547940
Tech-retarded here. Is tgere a way to make a token that instead of burning goes back to an "unmined" state

>>19551159
Yes, you can, the burn address is usually a contract address they said will be untouched, but you can always touch it. Still if it's open-source people will find out.

>>19548030
No way a poojeet can have a poofolio that big, he has more networth than 90% of biz lmao

>>19547940
"many partnerships soon"

"$FUND will move soon"

>>19548159
I don't think you realise where you are

link

>>19551079
yes this kek
>basically entire ocean protocol chat

>>19551876
have you seen the amount of pajeetry in ocean chat.

> Trent scams people with V2 rebrand (that literally nothing )
> all the baghunter shiller take to EWT
>EWT starts dumping
>Moon in june !
>Same way rekted akro and CHR

ocean protocol has the maximum pajeets
t.me/ocean_trading_unofficial

> Main handles are Data is king EWT =ETH
>maximum cuckery with even the admins of the ocean chat shilling EWT
> Baghunters have dumped the bags already

the kekest thing is that the ocean protocol unofficial chat is used to shill EWT

Donnie and Cobz have been selling ocean for weeks.
We have their addresses. Go check anon.
They bought more EWT after sending funds to Liquid. Now that has started it's dump too. Scammers get REKT

1. 'Passing out'
When you complete your studies at an educational institution, you graduate from that institution.

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You do not "pass out" from that institution.
To "pass out" refers to losing consciousness, like after you get too drunk, though I'm not sure how we managed to connect graduating and intoxication.
Oh wait ... of course, poor grades throughout the year could lead to a sudden elation on hearing you've passed all of your exams, which could lead to you actually "passing out," but this is rare at best.

2. 'Kindly revert'
One common mistake we make is using the word revert to mean reply or respond. Revert means "to return to a former state."
I can't help thinking of a sarcastic answer every time this comes up.
"Please revert at the earliest."
"Sure, I'll set my biological clock to regress evolutionarily to my original primitive hydrocarbon state at 1 p.m. today."

3. 'Years back'
If it happened in the past, it happened years ago, not "years back."
Given how common this phrase is, I'm guessing the first person who switched "ago" for "back" probably did it years back. See what I mean?
And speaking of "back," asking someone to use the backside entrance sounds so wrong.
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"So when did you buy this car?"
"Oh, years back."
"Cool, can you open the backside? I'd like to get a load in."

4. 'Doing the needful'
Try to avoid using the phrase "do the needful." It went out of style decades ago, about the time the British left. Using it today indicates you are a dinosaur, a dinosaur with bad grammar.
You may use the phrase humorously, to poke fun at such archaic speech, or other dinosaurs.
"Will you do the needful?"
"Of course, and I'll send you a telegram to let you know it's done too."

5. 'Discuss about'
"What shall we discuss about today?"
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"Let's discuss about politics. We need a fault-ridden topic to mirror our bad grammar."
You don't "discuss about" something; you just discuss things. The word "discuss" means to "talk about." There is no reason to insert the word "about" after "discuss."
That would be like saying "talk about about." Which "brings about" me to my next peeve.

6. 'Order for'
"Hey, let's order for a pizza."
"Sure, and why not raid a library while we're about it."
When you order something, you "order" it, you do not "order for" it. Who knows when or why we began placing random prepositions after verbs?
Perhaps somewhere in our history someone lost a little faith in the "doing" word and added "for" to make sure their order would reach them. They must have been pretty hungry.

7. 'Do one thing'
When someone approaches you with a query, and your reply begins with the phrase "do one thing," you're doing it wrong.
"Do one thing" is a phrase that does not make sense.
It is an Indianism. It is only understood in India. It is not proper English. It is irritating.
There are better ways to begin a reply. And worst of all, any person who starts a sentence with "do one thing" invariably ends up giving you at least five things to do.
"My computer keeps getting hung."
"Do one thing. Clear your history. Delete your cookies. Defrag your hardrive. Run a virus check. Restart your computer ... "

8. 'Out of station'
"Sorry I can't talk right now, I'm out of station."
"What a coincidence, Vijay, I'm in a station right now."
Another blast from the past, this one, and also, extremely outdated.
What's wrong with "out of town" or "not in Mumbai" or my favorite "I'm not here"?

9. 'Sleep is coming'
"I'm going to bed now, sleep is coming."
"OK, say hi to it for me."
While a fan of anthropomorphism, I do have my limits. "Sleep is coming" is taking things a bit too far.
Your life isn't a poem. You don't have to give body cycles their own personalities.

10. 'Prepone'
"Let's prepone the meeting from 11 a.m. to 10 a.m."
Because the opposite of postpone just has to be prepone, right?
"Prepone" is probably the most famous Indianism of all time; one that I'm proud of, and that I actually support as a new entry to all English dictionaries.
Because it makes sense. Because it fills a gap. Because we need it. We're Indians, damn it. Students of chaos theory.
We don't have the time to say silly things like "could you please bring the meeting forward."
Prepone it is.
There are many more pure grammatical "gems" in what we call Indian English. Perhaps in time I'll list some more. And perhaps in the near future, we'll get better at English.
Till then, kindly adjust.

>>19548159

H3X and PAMP both exit scammed at the same time lol
>>19550663

>>19547940
RSR is for sure a moonshot