/biz/ - Business & Finance

Fuck anime

>>19535295

i also said fuck it to eating ass during covid but i've been chowing on ass for two weeks now.

fuck diapers

St. Joseph of Cupertino, the patron saint of air travelers and aviators, blesses (You) and blesses the global financial market.

>>19535700
Bobo on suicide watch

fuck jannies

Most expensive wine I should buy in celebration for today's gains?

Im gonna miss bobo, he was not a smart bear but he was cute.

Incoming correction, mumu!

Never thought I’d say this, but I think I’m becoming racist.

>coping this hard for missing the dip

It's been a tough journey lads, but we finally made it.

LOL!

BULLRUN OF SUMMER 2020

There's a lot of angry fags seething over the rally right now

someone fat fingered it and bid on my $30 8/21 draftkings calls yesterday for $10 bucks

started printing immediately

a cheers!

>>19535728
>>19535737
But what about the dip when le second wave hits?

>>19535737
He’ll come back briefly at earnings to slit his wrists in front of the family.

Anon from last thread bought FOMO. Get out it's gonna crash.

>>19535700
>>19531275 (OP)
[YouTube] You May Want to Sit Down (embed)

THE MARKET WILL COLLAPSE! SELL SELL SELL SELL

>>19535700
We holding though the weekend bois?

>>19535735
Cooks

>>19535735

I’m going to take profits and invest in monster girls.
Screw the boomers, the future is now.

Should I buy pizza for my coworkers in celebration of today?

I'm about to FOMO fuckkkkkk

3200 before the end of the day anons

>>19535700
WE BREAKING 320 TODAY BOYS

whats the highest percent return stock i can buy right now with plan to sell before end of day

remember to match you portfolio with astrological signs

OPEC meeting tomorrow everyone. That's why oil is shooting up. Everyone expects production cuts to drive oil prices up.

>>19535780
It’s Friday isn’t that the day for pizza parties?

>>19535780
yes, that's based and appreciated.

>PAYROLE TAX CUTS

oh shit he just said we are asking for more stimulus money tahts a huge green catalyst get it now BUYBUY BUY

Get some bobos

Post gains. You have gains dont you, anon?

cheers to all the anons representing team BVLL

S&P 3200
>S&P 3200
S&P 3200
>S&P 3200

You guys laughed at me for shilling SSL at 1.60. Hmph.

>>19535700

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZhLuMWVC_Q

THE MARKET WILL CRASH! SELL NOW OR BE READY FOR THE 50% CRASH! SELL SELL SELL!

I should have bought SAVE or AAL, could have doubled my money, but I wasn't sure so I held back. I just sold the little JBLU I had, wasn't a standout but still money. I had a golden second chance on AFLYY when it fell well below my original buy, but I was worried it would be down for a while and wanted to buy more SSL instead and didn't want to pay the $7 either on a small second buy. The AFLYY actually stings the most despite being the smallest missed opportunity to date of the three, because it was my baby that I shilled to you all here, and I didn't buy it when it dipped again.

But that said, I'm not going to be a mopey faggot about money that was never mine to make because I didn't even buy. Time to pop the champagne and wait to see if we close low so I can buy some more stocks with my winnings right away!

63 shares in SSL at 9.03
Damn did I miss out.

OOOOOOOO 3200 SPX
BOBOS ETERNALLY FUCKED

>>19535833

Cheers, brother.

Lads, I feel like I’m dreaming. I’m so fucking green today. So goddamn green.

>GNUS shakeout over immediately after i increased my position and averaged down
>ZM resuming death spiral
>NAIL calls going to print on Monday
>MFA 10/16 calls showing life for the first time in 2 months
the only way it could get better is if tankers weren't complete dogshit and my DHT calls came back to life

HOW CAN YOU CALL THIS A RALLY

>>19535770
yes. we're only going up my son

We gather here today to honor the memory of our friend, Bobo.

That was his birth name.

Most knew him simply as Bear.

Bobo's life was tragically taken at a young age. I’m saddened to say, he never really hit his stride or had the chance to grow up to enjoy what might have been his prime.

When Bobo was born he was full of hope and vigor. He dreamed of being an investor. He loved having an audience, though our friend Bobo had to settle for a very small one.

Those of us who knew Bobo well, knew he was not a patient bear. Though many admired Bobo because he was a self-starter, he was often cautioned about rushing into things.

I suspect if Bobo were here today, he’d tell you he would have been wise to have been more deliberate about planning.

Again, though we honor Bobo's spirit, like all of us, he was deeply flawed.

Bobo was self-centered.

He longed to be listened to, but seldom listened.

So much of what Bobo had to say was about himself, his investments, and his accomplishments. It’s hard to imagine that Bobo never noticed his audience was tuning out, but he persisted in his ways. Some things cannot be explained.

how long are we HODLing for boys? september? longer? might go full boomer and hold forever

>be 0 dollar neet
>get trumpbux
>invest in some safe divvies and some high risk stuff
>up 50% and will be receiving an average 15 dollar dividend a month

Fucking comfy.

SPY 320 AND CLIMBING

>>19535858
Yeah you fucking retard

>>19535828
hey there fellow poorfag

Do I drop my LATAM bags are what?

>>19535828
Almost got back all the money I lost in Feb-Mar.

FUCK
WHY DIDNT I TAKE MORE RISK
I THOUGHT THERED BE TIME TO LOAD UP THAT SIDE OF MY BARBELL
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I HAVE NO ENERGY INDUSTRIALS OR FINANCIALS AAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHERE'S THE -99% IN TVIX GUY?

lk im cooming

BEARS BTFO

HOW DO YOU EVEN LOSE MONEY IN THIS MARKET

>>19535700
Kek. Just imagine how much oil OPEC+ and Russia will flood the market with after this press conference and job report. Whose ready for oil boogaloo part deux?

>>19535828
Yes, I believe I do

>>19535828

>>19535871
but that tweet implies that there were blacks with jobs to begin with.

>>19535737
don't worry, i'm coming back soon

>NOOOOOOO THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE 2ND GREAT DEPRESSION
The absolute state of "experts"

BOBO ARE YOU OK ARE YOU OK ARE YOU OK BOBO

(SPOILER: NO YOU ARE NOT OK)

>>19535700
BOEING CHADS WE FUCKING MADE IT

>>19535876
Just a reminder "bobo" means stupid in flip language.

>>19535828
This is the chart of a bear that capitulated right before this bullrun. I really needed this

>>19535891
Nobody would buy my BTCs until now and I'm not retarded enough to sell naked options.

>>19535828
Officially doubled my money since march. Reits, travel, defense, energy.

>>19535895
Anon....I....I...you..rr-eally b-bought LATAM? We're all gonna make it except >>19535895

3200
>3200
3200
>3200

Only 200 more points and we're at an all time high again

>>19535876
a toast! to bobo! he may not have made them in life, but in death i'm sure he will gain the profits he longed for! farewell!

>>19535842
Expect 3500 when oil goes 50

>>19535895
if you're that faggot who wouldn't stfu about latam then i hope you hold that shit until it kills you

>>19535901

By being a bear in a bulls market

>>19535871
thats because national guard troops got called in a couple cities so their looting was hampered

>>19535828
Cheers

Bought 200 IVR and 170 MRO
Both making me a nice penny right now

Thanks Bizchads.

>>19535700
Anyone else afraid of buying anything?

THE CHEAPIES ARE ALL GONE! WE MISSED OUT ON ALL OF THEM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>19535844
I bought 171 SSL shares last week on the cheapy

I also bought 2000 CPE shares which are up 42% today lawl lawl lawl I'm riiiich

Thaks /biz/ (until it all crashes down)

About $5k of my 50k portfolio is in the memest meme stocks possible, thinking I'd lose it all, but it's fucking mooning

>>19535929
I AM MAKING SO MUCH FUCKING MONEY RIGHT NOW

>>19535806
>>19535809
K, I'm doing it.

>>19535895
I'm holding. After seeing Hertz this whole thing is retarded. I would imagine LATAM goes to $4 or $5 for now reason in the next week or two

>>19535906
They won't. They're hurting severely from the massive price drop. They can't afford to flood the market again.

Exxon is pumping like a motherfucker

>>19535938
I sure did unfortunately. The assumption is / was that they'll somehow rally from bankrupt, but I don't understand enough about how bankruptcy works in relation to stock holders.

Let's say LATAM does rally. It's the largest airline in Latin America. Now what?

>>19535876

Well said. Let us pray for Bobo, his wife Bobette, and his beloved children Bobby and Boberta.

Some things have run up a bit too much and will dip back temporarily because of being overbought, but there's literally no reason to be losing money right now. Literally bought SPY 320 calls 30 minutes ago and I'm up 100% already. Can pretty much buy calls on anything that hasn't reached Feb/March rebound levels and you'll print money.

>>19535871
>going up by even a tiny amount when it was in the depths of despair and expected to dip into the gates of hell
god the press are retards

>>19535876
nah, fuck that loser

I-it's not stopping. *sniffle* W-why won't it stop?

>>19535959
GNUS is still a cheapie and you've got until everyone figures out that the launch is on june 15th to get in

>>19535871
Just wait until next month when they find out you can't work in a burned down building

>>19535700
Hit a million today boys. Not sure if or how to celebrate. Just posting to say thanks, got a lot of great ideas out of this board.

YOOOO WHERE'S THE GUY WHO SHILLED SSL?!?!?!? LET ME KISS YOU ON THE LIPS FULL HOMO

>>19535986
you've some nerve showing you're face around here bobo! scram! get outta here!

>Be me
>Want to invest 1k but dont know in what
>Overheard family friend complaining to dad that he lost money by shorting airline stocks
>go all in airlines
>made $400 in one day
Thanks boomer

>>19535959
no

>>19535959
IVR and REITs. Still down like 70%

>>19535995
A TOAST TO YOU FREN MAY THAT BE THE FIRST MILLION OF MANY

>>19535945
I think I might fap to her today.
Lovely wings and talons.
3500 is believable at this point.

>AMD

>>19535700
RTX Chad reporting in

BASED JEROME GOING TO CAUSE US TO HIT 350 BY END OF AUGUST

>>19535961
WTF DO I DO WITH THIS MUCH MONEY!??????????? ITS LITERALLY A YEAR IN THE WAGIE CAGIE

wtf is going on? why are we poomping 3% today?

Anyone holding ITCI, OLN, or SSL? What are your predictions for them in the next couple weeks. I have calls that have printed, but I don't know if I should hold them. I forgot I even had these or why I bought them in the first place.

>>19535803
What software is this?

>>19535962
SSL not meme stock. Check stocktwits, nobody watches that shit and /biz/ has no clue what it is lol

>>19535717
>AAL is in a bit of red flag, you should dip it
Thank you for providing just the push I needed to sell.

>>19535751
What if he doesn't even invest and is just successfully clickbaiting with low-effort analysis videos and fake portfolios?
Big brain strat if true

>he isn't accounting for the second wave, especially with the riots

>>19535898
LOL FUCKING DEAD!

>>19535805
Is is time to double my oil or wait for after the meeting?

>>19536014
Yeah its Jerome!

>>19536016
Walk away, fren. Take the win and relax for the rest of today. Sure you could 5x it again, but you could also blow it all away.

>>19536017
JEROME MOTHERFUCKER

>>19535939
Same bro, today marked the day. Feels good. Looking for another double from here before I pull out.

>>19535700

Where my XSPA bros at?

>>19535998
Anon...I appreciate it..one kiss only okay...

The satanic jews are going to pull the rug in 20 minutes,

>>19536003
What's a good boomer investing community to lurk so I can do the opposite of what they say?

>>19535710
yes please

>>19536032
see you in bankrupcy court

>>19535828
The money just won't stop coming in.

If you are in FOMO mode right now, wait till Tuesday. Yes, waiting till tuesday is the hardest part.

>>19535995
Nice anon, congrats. I hope to join you by the end of the year.

BOBROS??????????????????????????

>>19536014
try 400

>>19535779
>Not marrying into a gold hoard by getting a two ton dragon wife who dotes on you and can roast a pack of joggers effortlessly.
Normalfag.

Dow Jones 30k.

>>19536016
SELL THAT SHIT IMMEDIATELY.

4x in one day and your done anon. Get out while you still can

This man just solved the economy and all future recessions with a money printer
Say something nice about him

Russell up over 5% now!

>BA
jesus christ. i should have accumulated more

>>19536079
No, the bullrun has just started fren

The Bobos punishment must be much more severe

>>19535995
How much of that did you contribute or what was your total return?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IM NOT EVEN A FUCKING BEAR
WHY DIDNT I BUY MORE MICRON
WHY DIDNT I BUY MORE UPRO

How often does the bond market get it totally fucking wrong and the stock market is right?

>>19536023
S-so buy puts??
FUCK I NEED THAT FUCK YOU MONEY TOOOOOOO REEEEEEE

>>19535995
I’m happy for you man. Keep up the good work.

>>19536017
job loss expected to be 9 million in may, instead 2.5 were created

>>19535968
They can't afford US shale to capture the market. Remember why prices dipped in the first place. They called off the oil war because it looked like corona was gonna be around for a awhile. Now oil has recovered to prices that shale can operate at, China looks like it's consuming more than it did before the Rona, and now the US is heading for V recovery. OPEC+ and Russia aren't going to subsidize US shale forever.

>>19536094
He'll learn why that hasn't worked every time it's been tried, and so will every delusional bull here

>>19535906
>>19535968
They just had a major oil leak. Putin declared State of emergency

Thanks Mr. President

>>19535828

damn I only just started looking into this stuff for the first time last month.
guess I missed out boys.

>>19535828
>>19535892
You know how much better it feels when you need it that much more though?

>>19536016
take out half 3/4 of your profit, keep investing your original amount and 1/4 profit. spend half profit on lowering your expenses (preventative car/house maintainance, raising credit score, going to the doctor and dentist if you don't regularly). spend 1/4 profit on schooling, training and certifications to get yourself a better job. you're gonna make it.

>>19536110
based cope

GNUS IS GOING GREEN

started two days ago.

>>19536016
Take some of the profits now and hold what you feel comfortable with. It's a lot less pressure knowing you've made money and everything else is extra (though that position isn't going down unless something bad actually happens). BA might be a bubble but the train is still going so you can probably stop loss out at a huge profit still.

I MADE XOM CALLS YESTERDAY HAHHAHAHA

>>19535828
Around 6k kr today, which is about 600 bucks.

Any good reading recommendations for investment/finance?

>>19536094
NIGGA MADE ME RICH, I LOVE YOU JEROME

YOU HEAR ME?

I
LOVE
YOU

>>19536054
catfish old men on tinder and hit them for stock advice

Anyone buying SPY puts for Monday?

>>19536069
what happens on Tuesday?

>>19536010
We will all be there eventually.

At least those of us with the eye on the prize who don’t get swept up and distracted by the pol bullshit on this board.

>>19536016
Start DCA

Ive got cash lads, any ideas? Or wait until next week?

wtf, i WOKE UP INA BUGGATIII UH
I WOKE UP INNNA NEW BUGGATTTI YEA NIGGA
NEW BUGAATTI

>>19535995
Congrats if real. Happy trading fren.

>>19536119
You moron, some sectors are still low off the highs. Do some research lazy bum.

GNUS ROCKET TAKING OFF

>>19535898
I have an entire folder dedicated to retarded anons, his posts fill up most of that folder.

>>19535879
holding until all my stonks are back to december highs

>>19535790
not gonna happen you missed the boat for today, but if you buy now you will make profit monday. probably

>>19535700
Today was my single best day on the stock market in my entire life. God bless all of you and what champagne should I buy?

Please stop posting how much money you made, I'm starting to get a bit jealous. Just a bit.

>>19535805
HAL and MRO then, or are there better options?

>>19536016
holy shit based. sell it all right now or you will kys if it tanks over the weekend

>>19536105
Is she washing her butthole in a public drinking fountain?

boomer investor here, I'm just happy to be green with you bros

GET THE FUCK IN HERE

>>19536149
dust from Monday settles

>>19536140
What did you buy?

>>19536111
and?

>>19535939
any reits still worth buying?

>>19536016
spend it all on 40" gold rims

>>19536181
OXY and APA are both up 25% but HAL is still in the lows.
Overall I expect HAL to fully recover by 2021.

>>19536016
based

>>19535803

Kind of sad that I took profit so early with one ES contract, but this remaining contract is just fucking smashing it. Up around $16k if I close the trade now

OHHH TANKERCHADS WHERE ARE YOU????

>>19535915
see you in 5 years when trump leaves bobo

>>19536188
The world isn’t wonderful enough for that to be true... is it?

I'd be fucking retarded if I didn't take my profits now right? I'm up like +25% by now
there's no fucking way it would moon another +5% without a huge pullback.. but..?
do i trust the shitty old RSI indicator

RIG or VAL boys, while it’s still cheap.

Some people are taking profits right now. Good time to buy the dip.

We're all going to make it frens

>>19536192
Do you do the opposite of what you think?

>>19535995

Operation rug pull is a go!!!!

>>19536225
they had one green day last week and it was enough to suck them back in to permabull status

Rate my stonks
GE
XOP
XOM
MRO

>>19536016
based as fuck, I wish I could held my shit and not be a retard. One advice I would tell myself - in hindsight take the profit and just dont look at it, you are in a very good position, there is almost no space for it to go up, so you will not be jealous.

I made 45k since the crash guys, I feel pretty good about it. Thats my yearly salary which I made in gains in 1 month

There is no way Monday will be red if we close without a last minute dump. Loading up on calls EOD if this happens

Literally made 3 times my yearly salary today
We're all going to make it bros

>>19536177
just remember, none of the money is real until they cash out. it's helping them in this moment just as much as your lack of profits helps you

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING??? AMERICAN CITIES ARE ON FUCKING FIRE RIGHT NOW.

>>19535700
My $SHRMF bids got filled it's pump time

>>19536273
show it bro

>>19536146
i think everyone else had the same idea because the premium is through the roof. they are not cheap. tells me people know this is an over hyped market and just a single day bump based on good news

On next dip, if there's ever a dip again, I'm thinking of going with 350 spy calls for august.

>>19536271
Use it to create an income from the market that you can reinvest until you're banking fat amounts that you can siphon your living expenses off of.

>>19535740
Hope you listened, mumu!
(No worries, it's temporary, expect a massive green dildo or three soon enough).

>>19536280
thats fake news

>>19536208
For what it's worth, I'm holding these long term. They will probably retrace. As has been said, most are still down 50+%.

>>19536225
DHT is up. That's good enough for me.

>>19536280
111% bullish for that

>>19536235
I sold half my airlines and cruises at around 50% gains, I don't want to be greddy but this fucking clown market tells me that it will go up more

>my SOXL +49%
>my BA +44%
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>19536293
well thats my end goal but right now I am at 150k total. Still need to grow it more

>>19535700
I'm 20% cash right now
I wonder if I should buy a good company just for the second wave. They're falling hard today

>>19536280
Only Democrat cities are. The vast majority of the country doesn't participate in the cringe BLM larps.

>>19536280
Bullish. We'll rebuild them. And without niggers too.

>>19536195
Equity. Everything's been going up.

>>19535735

>>19536168
no, I would just lose money. I only have a few thousand anyways

>>19535995
Congratulations lad. Now go for 3 million next.

I bought the dip in February and then deleted my broker's app not to succumb to fear and sell shit.
I think I might genuinely have made 50% gains, holy shit. Some of my positions doubled from the values they were in when I reinforced them. I basically went to every one of my individual stock positions and made them all have a minimum of 1k€ invested in. Man...

Should I sell now or keep them? I'm it for the long run, I don't need money atm.

>>19536104
Not great. 400 in over 5 years. Initial was apple, netflix, then jumped into baba, now all in covid recovery stocks or cruise ships, AC.TO, MFA, Play.

>>19535892
Poor ganggggg

This has been great boys, I will see you @ the next dip

Also, there can't possibly be any bears still? How can one consistently LYV in fear?

>>19536186
If you sell today you’ll kys when it’s worth 10x in a week

>>19536283
im larping anon, cant you tell?

>>19536231
I can’t breath!

>>19536311
Clown country you mean, Vegas casinos were packed at 3 in the morning at their re-openings. Twitter-Americans are going to get tired of their public displays of White contrition and take a cruise to unwind.

>>19536316
>still believes in a second wave
>that's how you missed the glorious "I'm gonna make it" pumps

ngmi

>>19536280
only the shithole areas, this shit even has normalfags talking about a 2 state solution or liberia.

>>19536273
There will most likely be a last minute dump. The market is completely manipulated right now so that daily change% is within approx +-1%. If it goes above, shit dumps eod, and if it goes below, it pumps.

>>19536300
forgot pic

>>19535213
>>19535213
What broker are you using flipbro.

>>19536280
>WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING??? AMERICAN CITIES ARE ON FUCKING FIRE RIGHT NOW.
Stop trolling, nothing's on TV right now.

>>19535958
IVR looks interesting.

>>19536106
Fucking how? I work for a company that installs communications technology for large corps across America. We are laying people off right now because May was so bad. Nobody wants to spend any money.

>>19536280
Priced in

>>19536327
Köpte du Svenska aktier också eller bara Amerikanska?
Är själv den här idioten >>19536113

noooooooooo SPY is tanking now

>>19536378
I honestly think were going to go through balkanization at some point

Don't forget to move your stop losses to collect profit if this shit takes a digger

I see the USA has started copying China and fudging data to save face. Very impressive numbers.

>>19535995
absolutely fucking based

godspeed anon

>>19536375
Are you retarded? I'm 20% cash means I cashed out from a few positions. I have airlines and oil

VISA FINALLY FUCKING WOKE UP

THANK GOD, MY CALLS ARE GOING TO MAKE BANK

>>19536409
Keep crying Krugman

IS IVR GOOD BUY?????????????????????????????????????

>>19535828
Don't bully my small gains percentage. The dollars are big boi.

>>19536280
the useless and irrelevant parts of US cities are on fire and no one gives a fuck

>>19536378
we really need to revisit the liberia solution. it was originally voluntary when first proposed. we need to make it mandatory. round them up and deport them to liberia. can you imagine our fucking GDP growth? our country could fly without all that dead weight

>>19536338
i was about to sell my REITs out of fear of losing gains but I remembered that REITs are still battered as fuck right now and will moon even more than airliners when their end of the tunnel is much closer to reality.
Large Canadian REITs at least. not touching US REITs.

>>19536409
Even if they were fake, you should still trade with the trend.

>>19536336
That’s the plan, 3.2 million.

1 million in dividend stocks
1 million in index funds and live of half the gains.
1 million for my houses
200k to play the next dump.

And buy a trailer park on leverage.

Ive been religiously reading Paul Krugman and r/WSB for the past 3 years wtf why is my portfolio down 70%?

>>19536391
PPP loans
>>19536382
I expect a dump too tbqh which is why I sold my calls earlier today, but if we don't break 320 im going to buy calls again

We are all going to make it

>>19536422
Any gain is good gain friend.

>>19535747
>"""T-T-T-T-THE'RE FAKE! NOOO THEY CAN'T BE REAL!! ORANGE MAN IS BAD"""
HAHAHA

I CANT SELL MY FUCKING BROKER IS FUCKIGN ME OVER
WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>19536040
>>19536092
>>19536131
>>19536137
>>19536151
>>19536186
>>19536207
Thanks anons, i sold it. No regrets if it goes up. Buying a couple more calls on BA just in case, dont even care if i lose $1k on top of this massive green dildo

>>19536252
no all I do is buy one ETF, I am too retarded to trade

>>19536419
Yes

How much would he need to pay for dindu's not to show up to the polls because they need to buy some Air Jordans? Man is about to bribe America for a second term.

>>19536333
That mindset is why you will never make money in the market.

any good REITs to look into for long?

Don't forget that really heavy industrials like specialized machinery still need to go up to
I bought NOA 3 days ago. Lots of upside

>>19536422
Got too greedy on my daytrades and lost 2k, then made 4k back. First line is total on all spy trades today, rest is breakdown of spy and other positions I'm holding more or less long-term.
Could be worse. Learned my lesson.

>>19535700
FUCK! I just realized that an order I put on the 25 may didn't go through! lost 20% gains on that! FUCK.

this might be of interest to people into IVR

https://finviz.com/screener.ashx?v=311&t=IVR,MFA,NYMT

>>19536448
Good for you anon. No matter what happens, know that regardless of what happens you won.

>>19536448
I sold my AAL too early. I dont regret a thing, the second you start getting too greedy is the second you lose it all

>>19536466
MFA

>>19536462
I’ll take stimulus checks over a war anyway desu

>>19536462
Air Jordans are free just loot them. The stimulus is for car and house payments.

>>19536422
Is that what a micro penis looks like haha

What calls to buy for a 300% return. Doesn't have to be immediate

>>19536436
Set up a small fund for the girls.

>>19536436
Hit me up if you're looking for a butler.

>Also, the declines in the unemployment rate were not spread equally: white men saw a decline from 12.4% to 10.7% and white women dropped from 15% to 13.1%. However, the rate for African-Americans edged higher by one-tenth of a percentage point to 16.8%, though the rate for men fell from 16.1% to 15.5%.

Interesting.
So as a white man with basically no experience or skills, is this a good time for me to start a new career? Which career?

>>19536391
Uhhhh... these were for jobs up to May 12th I think?
Are you saying shit hadn’t gotten bad yet for your company?

>>19535747
>THE MARKET ISNT CRASHING ITS ALL FAKE I WANT TO EAT HUMAN MEAT WHEN THE GROCERY STORES RUN OUT OF FOOD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>19535700
>Sell stock immediately goes up
>Buy stock immediately goes down

I'm so tired of it all....
I just lost $700 dollars this week just by placing orders at the wrong time.

>>19536473
Don't forget PEI.

>>19536493
SPY 7/5 350c

>>19536493
WM July $120c
$125c if you really wanna gamble for big boi gains

>>19536434
I bought the dip in the normie tech firms like GOOGL and MSFT.
I also had a big stake AVTX (meme bioplastics) and it went from sub 4€ to 7€.

>>19536510
Why don't you just find a company you actually believe in, invest, and leave it for a few years?

>>19536510
Your problem is either that you suck at entry, or that you trade emotionally (either you FOMO in or you FOMO out instead of riding).

who remembers back in march, right before the first leg down, when the markets were putting out impressive numbers, kinda like today?

>>19536504

You know it isn’t uncommon for rich dudes to fuck their butlers right

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>>19536442
Exactly,

>most of my 2.6k loss since trading in late March has been from a SPY put I didn't sell when it was up 50% and a ZM put

>>19536466
almost any large REIT. Anything with Canadian exposure is good because Trudeau has been very generous to small businesses.
H&R, RioCan, or CHP if you want something safer (though upside on that is lower now precisely because of that). Then there's shit like BPY but that already mooned.

Large REITs will have enough liquidity to take advantage of real estate crashes and walk away stronger 2-3 years later with the consolidation

Bought some IVR hope it goes well.

>>19536531
Fundamentals haven't meant shit for stock price in over a decade anon.

>>19536016
SELL NOW!
It'll dip again.

>>19536537
you mean when the entire nation went into lockdown

What are some good stocks to buy right now for profits in a week

Is TSN way too low right now or is it just me?

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>>19536537
>trying this hard

You're embarrassing yourself.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>inb4 post limit

GIVE ME THE MONIES
I DONT WANT TO WAIT 10 YEARS FOR THE NEXT DIP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>19536537
Yeah... but we had rumblings off the just a flu back then, a straight up black swan, and we had no idea energy was about to collapse.

the cope on r/wsb is absolutely hilarious

>4.8% up today ($142)
I know half of it might be fake in the immediate term because it'll dump on close, but I already realized some of it and still feel good.
In fact, crab gods, if you're listening, please make it dump on close. I have stocks to buy.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>19535828
Fuck DHT, all my homies hate DHT

WHY AREN'T THEY PULLING THE RUG!?!?! IT'S STILL GOING UP!!!!!

>>19536302
Sure thing sea catter

>>19536537
Is your point that it's about to crash again? Because unless a global pandemic hits and shuts down all businesses I dont think we're gonna see another 80% crash on a bunch of stocks

>>19536540
Why do you think he asked

>>19536512
the volume is a lot lower than the others, less room for growth. id go with IVR/MFA personally

>>19536473
What am I looking at here

>>19536550
thanks

>>19536505
It was getting bad but we got SBA loans and kept everything going. Meanwhile all of our forward volume evaporated. Executives are doing everything they can to not lose the company right now.

In a lot of ways we are like a construction company. We make money when corps decide to expand or upgrade their infrastructure. Nobody is doing that right now.

>>19535974
https://www.forbes.com/sites/willhorton1/2020/05/26/latams-unusual-bankruptcy-excludes-brazil-saving-half-of-group-employees-in-chapter-11-filing/#1973458062ca

I'm right there with you. I doubled my investment and then sold half so I'm not at a loss. I'm seeing where it goes. Article above explains some of the bankruptcy, it's still hard to understand though. I guess because of their branch in Brazil the stock won't become completely worthless....or something. I really don't know either That guy has a lot of good info on LATAM.

>>19536280
>shithole areas are on fire
>get rebuilt and become too expensive for scum to live in
>meanwhile the government gets to remind the world that we're a police state
>suddenly countries start backing away from China and bending the knee (Israel, Germany, UK, Canada, Philippines)
All according to the plan

>>19535959
They're not though.

Here's one I'm tempted to buy for the dividend.

Shell is another one.

>>19536473
I'm too astoopid to understand this

>>19535828

>>19536280
Quit trusting the news. Go to a suburb and go shop at target for a few hours. Look at the people, look what they are doing and what they are buying. Then go to Home Depot, then Dicks sporting goods. Quit trusting the NEWS.

What a fucking clown market, I started investing in Februar, what a time to start I suppose

>>19536119
Buy SSL and XOM next minor dip they experience, enjoy moderate gains.

d-dead cat bounces?
hold me mumu I'm starting to worry (for you)!

>>19536540
hence the name Buttler

My positions are all up 30-40% from entry, and I have 2k sitting in cash since Monday. I'm thrilled with my gains, wish I had sunk that 2k into literally anything because it is all mooning.

Someone post the fucking salt on Reddit’s investment boards right now

Will Monday be green?

Disney is still going great for me, sold my DraftKings and now i'm investing in SSL, SKM, and LVS

>>19535992
isnt that a great pump and dump and on its way to be dumped again?

>>19536953
mondays are always green, jerome make sure it looks extra presentable for trump

t. been burned twice going bear mode for the weekend

>>19536953
Stocks only go up, Anon.