/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19520209
4acodmt

>>19520209
What the fuck am I looking at?

I'll spend as much time as I can with my little son.

society is collapsing. The only way to win is investing in silver and gold

Move to eastern europe

>>19520242

>>19520209
Obviously I'll be as much of a retard as I am now only I'll be shitposting on a high end computer in a decent house

>>19520435
>Obviously I'll be as much of a retard as I am now
you can fix that at $10,000,000 / iq point. look up the darkweb.

>>19520467
Nah, I'm gonna spend that $10,000,000 on tendies

>>19520209
daddy would you like some pizza

>>19520209
>>19520544

>>19520209
I'm a simple man. I want to travel, learn new languages, and fuck beautiful women from all over the world.

Endlessly obsess over how I'm going to utilize my crypto without having to convert it to fiat. May be a bit easier once dollar crashes

>>19520244
"art"

>>19520209
>What will you do once you make it with investing?
Probably hire a wealth manager. I want nothing more than to retire with my girlfriend and devote myself to my interests for the rest of my life

>>19520209
Play vidya,learn 3d modelling and some type of engineering to design some gadgets as a hobby,track day every week/2 weeks,and not work,get up at 11 or 12.
Basically do what I feel doing with no pressure.

>>19521568
And probably get on a sport other than weightlifting which Im exclusevily doing,I want to get back to tennis some day.

Take care of yourself. Buy a personal gym within reason.

Massively increase edible intake to about 8000mg per day.

Splurge on my gf and mom.

Quit my job.

My first year rich on the beach renting a hotel room

>>19520209

Start a garden, work with your hands. It's like a farming idle game but in real life and shit dies if you don't pay attention to it. I didn't think it would be this relaxing and fun to do but it is.

>>19520581
You don't have to be rich to do that. Join the Navy and get paid to do it. But you have to be willing to clean toilets and take orders.

>>19521718
Lmao I'm not joining the military. I already have a high-paying career. I do the stuff I mentioned already but for only 2 to 3 weeks out of the year because my company is stingy about vacation time.

>>19521910
The military is not stingy with vacation time and if you wind up making huge piles of cash they'll let you out.

>>19520563
This movie scared me when I was a little kid because it made no fucking sense to an 8 year old

>>19520209
looks like Uncle Rico

>>19522652
>I'm a farmer daddy!

>>19520289
A collapsed society wont give a fuck about your shiny metal.

>>19520209
Simply increase your needs and continue on that treadmill, baby!

>>19520209

>DaDiE dO YOu WaNT SOMe pizZA¿

>>19520209
finance a reclusive lifestyle, preferably in the woods, retaining all of the comforts of society with a portrait of ted kazcynski hanging over a comfy ass fireplace so that I can find balance. I will then attempt to reach nirvana or discover an eldritch truth, if the latter is what I decide then I will also need quite a stash of psychoactive drugs (preferably of the stimulant variety).

>>19521670
based rural bro

I would like to escape the amazon Walmart sphere.
Be able to have a decked out home gym. Everything in my fridge has no packaging, herb garden, get eggs from my own chickens get meat and dairy from local farmers etc. have lots of land to walk around shoot guns off my porch and just read and lift and till I’m sexy and learnéd and maybe one day I could get a gf. I would also like for the arteests and smaller writers or what ever content creators I like to not be limited by finance. Boost up my friends to start business or whatever.

>>19525604
Once a year for my birthday I’d make a trip to the nearest chic fil a for my only fast food intake.

>>19522652

If anything it should make MORE sense to an 8-year-old. It makes no sense to adults, unless they understand it's a primal scream against existence, the cinematic equivalent of suicide.

Only low IQs and high IQs can appreciate Freddy Got Fingered, midwits are completely filtered.

>>19520209
Buy a townhome in the city fit with modern interior for around $100,000. Regardless of how much money I have. Could be ten million, I'd still do the same.
Keep saving, investing and working. Meditate, lift, travel pursue enlightenment and maybe try to start a business.
Realistically this is what I'll be doing without becoming insanely rich. You can get a kick ass house for like 110,000 in my city. I'll leave college with around 40,000 in my pocket, pay off the house by the time I am like 28.
Neet, self improve, work part time as a developer, totally rent free.
I have friends who have done this that are nuclear engineers. It works, it is fucking sick and if I want I can go back to hustling full time making around 100,000 a year as a developer.
I want security and time to focus on myself. Lift, meditate, read.
I was born into clown world, don't want kids. I'm not really all that great and I'm not so egotistical to think I should pass on the problems I have... Don't really want a wife, either.

Move the fuck out of this dumpster fire of a third-world country called the United States, for one.

>>19525604
This dude gets it.

>>19522652
It's just Tom Green making fun of gross-out "sentimental" comedies that were popular at the time like American Pie and the fact that people gave him over a million dollars to make a garbage movie.

>>19520467
>mfw bill gates takes a vacation and comes back broke, iq 8160
shit bros, what does it mean?

Thailand

>>19520209
gonna buy me a house

>>19527287
I miss Pattaya so much. I was supposed to go in April but then this corona bullshit started.

>>19525883
I hear the weather's nice in Mexico. What's stopping you?

>>19527819
If I wanted to move from Mexico to Mexico I would just stay in place.

>making it
I lost 250€ yesterday and I only have 8200€ invested.

>>19523328
yeah this is the funniest thing about doomers. they think people are going to want their boomer rocks instead of food and weapons/ammo if society collapses.

>>19520209
Move to southeast asia.
Eat out cheap but delicious meals and have sex with women every day.