/biz/ - Business & Finance

Fuck anime and fuck bears

First for /pol/

First for STOP SELLING AND BUYING THIRTY MINUTES AFTER THE MARKET OPENS

UNA VELA VAR SINSON JAJAJAJA

>>19499645
First for black lives matter

>>19499670
based

First for diapers

SOXL is the answer. Face it

ROBINHOOD CHADS
WHAT WE BUYING?

I bought 3 more SSL calls right before they got more expensive

I'm happy as fuck

>>19499650
what Chicken stocks do you have, and how much?
I only have a tiny bit of TSN
might buy some more TSN or some Sanderson after a week or so, I dunno

>>19499562
another based day

based on the volume and RSI of spy EOD dump, I'm going to say that tomorrow is green as fuck. If you missed your chance to buy SPY calls, I recommend some after hour SPY share purchases.

>>19499666
Whats the better option? Commerzbank is kinda expensive on one Order. I am a beginner so i try to stay below 801 for the beginning. Trade Republic seemed like a good broker but i am still looking what else there is.

>>19499671
>not a single blue county
based WV & OK

>This is not just about winning the war, this is about securing the peace

>>19499689
Nothing.

Don't buy a fucking thing.
If you fall for the fear of Missing Out then you are losing.

Any good after hour loss porn you guys come across?

>>19499562
up 3.66% VERY nice day to be in pipelines, energy and gas

>>19499645
bullish as fuck.

>>19499694
I sold all mine today because I’m a scaredy cat and just wanted to make the money I lost on a shit pennystock back :(

Buy VISL

>>19499689

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>>19499694

>>19499722
I am on Degiro, it just werks. Some people recommend IBKR which has super fast account opening speed. It will be difficult to remain under 801 Euros in this market. Things are quite green. If I have any advice for you, avoid buying shit on XET and Börse Frankfurt, stick to American markets, the fees are way lower (0.5 EUR + 0.004 USD per stock in Degiro)

>>19499645
I have no clue why we are up so far but bought high leveraged zoom calls yesterday. Insane profit today.

How do I get to be an afterhours chad?

>>19499645
I made 1 thousand off nigger gas today. Pulled all my money out and sitting on it. Everything was green today, it makes me nervous.

How long until the bubble is popped?

>>19499645
bullish as fuck.

>>19499789
tomorrow will dump

>>19499789
after the 17 year bull run is over

what is this fucking wti rollercoaster today holy shit STOP

>>19499789
october

>>19499789
I'm guessing between 6-10 years.

>>19499562

Up 2.7% despite the TSN fake news fucking me over

>>19499789
When people realize there's 40 million people unemployed in the US and that the global economy is gonna recover until sometime in 2021.

>>19499789
November

>>19499777
Is it too late to buy zoom stocks?

BEWARE OF THE CRASH TOMORROW

>>19499772
I'm on Degiro.
But trading212 is better for small acounts because it's 0%fees. You only pay the FX at 0.35%
On Degiro FX is 0.10%

IBKR only allows 3 transactions PER WEEK unless your portfolio is bigger than 25k!

>>19499777
also you just hit lucky 7 trips, the Jesus is looking after you

Anyone buying JPM calls?

>>19499772
Well i wanted to say at first below because i am just getting into all that. The 26% flat tax is on selling right? I dont really know when Germany takes my money away. So only American Markets then? Okay i look into Degiro then. It was on my list next to Trade Republic. It seemed pretty nice because it has only 1€ order fee. Outside of germany only LS Exchange (i dunno what that exactly is) is available. NYSE or NASDAQ is not possible.

>>19499689
we buying draftkangs, nigguh

>as soon as it dips below $35, please dip below $35

>>19499855
Digits confirm crash tomorrow.

my PG, KO and JPM did very nice today

>>19499687
based. diaperchads of /smg/ rise up

>>19499645
>UAL up 12.50% today
THE TRIPLING BEGINS.

Are you guys actually make money?

ah whoops I missed this new thred
>>19499650
How did CPB botch it so hard, their earnings look good :o
Also >when SJM is still trading at the same price it was all those years ago during the smuckposting days
>>19499804
That's the deadline for the first half of my put spreds (စ_စ)

>>19499859
i heard lots of shit about trading212, I have an idle account in IBKR but i never heard about the 3 trades per week shit. That is bullshit guess i will not migrate to them.

>>19499886
>NYSE or NASDAQ is not possible
that is a garbage broker, avoid at all costs. American stocks market is where all the gains are. There is plenty of gains to be made in the German markets as well but the 4 EUR trading fee per transaction is absolutely ridiculous.

>I dont really know when Germany takes my money away
I talked with a tax accountant today, he said to me that you are only taxed on realized gains (i.e. when you sell your stocks) you don't get taxed on holding. And you have to report your gains when you are doing your Einkommensteuererklärung before the 31st of July of the next year. So in this case, if you made gains last year, then you have to report them on your tax returns before the 31st of July this year.

Anons please motivate me not to waste my money on custom videos from vapid thots who don't even know who I am, and instead to find my way into the holy light of free money and self-improvement

>>19499979
Unironically seek God, fren.

>>19499926
This board has IDs you retarded infantile faggot

>>19499979
You can likely pay less to find a prostitute that's just as attractive and actually get to fuck.

>>19499979
Go to youtube and search for "simp". Watch enough videos until it sinks in

>>19499970
This is historically one of the best times to invest, bro. Everything went low because of some bogus virus scare that only killed dying people and now it's all coming back. GET IN, NOW!

>>19499979
>Anons please motivate me not to waste my money on custom videos from vapid thots who don't even know who I am
donate it to a charity. If you don't trust charities then buy lots of food with that money and give all the food away to a random food bank.

>>19499979
buy stocks

>>19499979
The fact that you feel the need to donate to random girls means you're not gonna make it

>>19499687
>>19499926
Based diaper retard
>>19499979
Once a beta, always a beta

>>19500004
kek

>>19500021
This. What the actual fuck are you doing with your money retard. Hell atleast with escorts you might get something out of it.

>>19500015
Problem is that most things are already nearly back to where they were pre virus, besides the truly risky stuff like airlines, while there is still a lot of volatility and unknowns.

>>19500000
holy get

>>19500076
>Problem is that most things are already nearly back to where they were pre virus

Mooning like crazy for months straight? Sounds like a good place to be back to

>Boeing calls

>>19500000
absolutely based and God-pilled

>>19499670
absolutely based

>>19500000
he knows da wae

I sold my BA @150 monday morning because the riot seemed bad. Fuck niggers, they ruined my life.

Where my MGM chads at?

>>19500000
glorious

>>19500105
missed +3000% AHHHHHHHH

Can someone explain to me why ally invest is telling me that I can withdraw more funds than I have available in cash?

>>19500000
Jesus died for this get

>>19500000
blessed digits, anon

For some reason my Put Credit closed at 1.35 but then suddenly shot up to 2.60.. any explanations for this? Is it a RH glitch or some shit?

>>19500162
here fren, and very comfy

>>19500000
cringe get.
delete this.

my entire portfolio went from about +12% to +23% since yesterday. any reason for that almighty godly pump?

>>19499974
Why are German stock markets so shit? I guess ill go for the American ones then.

Lynx is also cheap for American Trading.
2000 pieces for 0,01 $
over 2000 pieces for 0,005 $. Not sure tho.

Fucking christ, i have to do Einkommensteuererklärung? Well thats annoying. And that even if i dont sell anything?
How often do you order in general? 6 Times a year?

>>19500219
opec deal, economy reopening, riot de-escalation

fuckkkkk i bought cloudera calls

>>19500249
>riot de-escalation
This a joke?

>>19500038
Did they try and claim better guidance because... this is a leap year? Am I reading this wrong?

When will it be my turn to have lotto ticket calls turn into 10000% gains?

>>19500282
youve asked too many questions, just close your eyes

>>19500162
I've got $500 extra to spend tomorrow. MGM is still below pre-virus levels. Should I take the plunge?

>>19500000
blessed

>>19500230
>How often do you order in general? 6 Times a year?
try like 6 times a month. But i am not a day trader. Brokers give you a CSV with all the transactions so you don't have to worry about documentation when it comes to the annual tax refund. Also, you should always do the annual tax refund anyway, you can get few bucks back from the government if you're lucky. If you don't sell anything I am not sure if you're obliged to do taxes or not. But if you're on ETF's you should do taxes, even if you don't sell, that is why it is shit.

>Why are German stock markets so shit?
I guess bureaucracy or something, there is few decent stocks like BMW and MTU Aero Engines and some others which are exclusively listed in Germany. But I wouldn't do active short term trading on any German exchange.

Whatever the case might be, I encourage you to start trading in the market and to open up deposits with brokers as soon as possible. I also was quite intimidated by the tax situation in Germany, but I am an expat and I don't even speak German beyond daily used words and I am fighting my way through the ELSTER forms, no amount of bureaucracy will stop me from achieving these sweet gains. I am sure you'll fare way better than me.

>bobo copeposters saying its gonna dump tomorrow

>>19500000
outstanding get

>>19500343
Oh boy I sure am sleepy, maybe I'll buy some Campbell's tm Soup when I wake up

>off topic get sends the /pol/ tourists into overdrive
Volatility during a highly politicized time period is a carcinogen

IS GNUS GOING TO DUMP OR PUMP TOMORROW. I PUT WAY TOO MUCH IN. PLEASE TELL ME

>>19500277
https://www.baka.com.au/world/north-america/floyd-protests-swell-but-riots-subside-as-order-is-restored-in-us-cities-20200603-p54z3q.html
nope, joggers have chimped out enough. next is the whining phase

>>19500378
>Why are German stock markets so shit?
German stock market is probably the best euro stock market.
BMW
VW
Porsche
Mercedes
Adidas
BASF
Siemens

Degiro has options on these companies and the contract fees are even lower than American options on tastyworks for example.

>>19500378
Well i am not an expat but just some dude working in an IT company. Yes i did my tax declaration for last year in Elster. Its not that hard and you can take over the data you had from last year and just change small things. Elster aint that bad.

>6 times a month
With how much money? How much do you guys use within a month? I seem to be pretty low on this, i earn 2800 gross and with german Tax i have left around 1800€.

I think i wont go for ETF's. They look not that neat for me desu particularly in germany.

Oh welp, i get degiro then and try small amounts at first that dont hurt me. Just so i can learn and get a feeling of this. Because right now i am still getting kinda overwhelmed by all that information. I never did anything with Stock Markets before.

LAST CHANCE TO BUY GUN STOCKS!
SWBI RGR VTSO OLN

>>19500000

blessed get, brother

>>19500470

it's wayy too volatile of a stock. people mention their contracts and cartoons but look at the volume friend. lots of eyes on it and none of them are looking for a long term hold. i made like 100 bux off them today and thats it im out. on to the next one :)

>>19500490
>cars and clothes

>>19500000
HOLY BASED

Newfag... I´m trying to figure out wtf is going on with this one. Can anyone help? Why would it consistently pump and dump like that? Seems artificial to my newfag eye.

Would Trump losing be bearish for the market?

>>19500490
>German stock market is probably the best euro stock market.
>a bunch of auto companies

bro...
I don't even remember when auto manufacturing was a big deal in the US, because it was about a century ago and I wasn't born yet.
I can just imagine 100 years from now some European will go on the internet and brag about how great their European smartphone/IT/software/internet/etc. companies are
lmao just lmao

>>19500556
you can't have pump and dump during regular bull run time, you'll be making people nervous

>>19500490
Rheinmetall AG desu

Newfag... I´m trying to figure out wtf is going on with this one. Can anyone help? Why would it consistently pump and dump like that? Seems artificial to my newfag eye.

>>19500503
>With how much money?
not much, i began with around 800 and i grew it into 1200. the amount really doesn't matter at the beginning, just get your feet wet and get into the market. Once you feel comfortable, add more to it.

>i earn 2800 gross and with german Tax i have left around 1800€.
if you don't live in a cucked big city then i think you will still have decent amount to invest. Just do your research before you get into any stock and NEVER swing trade (i.e. never use emotions) invest only in stuff that you trust and you are willing to stick with on the long term. This will give you the confidence to hold even if the stock goes down. Start with 500 euros then see how much you can grow it. You're not in for fast gains, think long term, if you can grow your money 15% per year at an investment of 500 Eur every month then in 10 years you will have 100k euros sitting in your bank. If we make it more conservative and say that you will get gains of only 5% per year then you're gonna have 70k sitting in your bank at investing 500 EUR per month, just 500 EUR. patience is the name of the game. remember that.

>>19500577
yes, tax increases and welfare state programs are bad for business

Oh god that meaty bull volume on JETS today.

>>19499846
If only you realized we live in a post scarcity society and how many millions of people have a job just to give them something to do.

>>19500605
Extremely thin volume and wide spread. Don't attempt to trade this stock.

>>19500398
5 days green in a row seems suspect to me. Don't think it will dump, but a small red day wouldn't be out of question.

>>19500632
Are airlines back?

>>19500605
Liquidity is shit. That's why. Those price plunges are people selling.

If your average volume is 95/day, anyone with a significant position trying to get out will put downward pressure on the price. Most likely, there is a larger holder selling right now

>>19499979
Have them make videos where they guide you to do things that actually benefit you.

Get them to make guided yoga and bodyweight fitness videos for you. So you can do what they say and trick yourself into improving yourself physically!

AND the extra blood flow due to the blood flowing to your penis while you workout is extra cardio gains!

Don’t underestimate the good some extra pushups and yoga can do!

>>19499789
Lol never

>>19500594
Right now, German market is a good place to be. Very levered time China, which has recovered.

And now the government is really opening it’s wallet. The world has seen what can happen when unemployment gets out of hand and lockdown uncertainty goes on too long.

The US riots have the rest of the world terrified. Anyone who thinks this is just about race is kidding themselves. People are scared and out of work.

>>19500711
Oh. And the company is also bankrupt.

>>19499689
GEO

>>19500620
I read that you should do less trades with bigger sums because of Order costs but ya i guess i see.

So i invest in stocks and see them slowly grow or fall. I think ill still start small with maybe 200-300 EUR a month. I still am carful with investing but i will do it.

Thanks, you have been a great help.

I'm bored. Market do something interesting.

>>19500710
Working on it. TA wise there's a small resistance left to pierce through on most airlines before things get in to the free and clear territory of the March crash with all its gaps.

>>19500000
Based and truthpilled

>>19500638
>post scarcity society
Okay. LOL.

>>19499789
>muh bubble
Fuck off back to r*ddit.com. The 28 year bull run began 23 March 2020.

>>19500686
>>19500711
Thank you guys. I have been thinking of it, hesitant and trying to decide if I could ride the wave every day. But I will listen to reason and stay away from it.

>Make lots of money
>Lose it all
Second time I've done this.

Ladies and gentlemen WTF is wrong with me?

>>19500802
>I still am carful with investing but i will do it.
doing it is the biggest step or as Dave Ramsey says
>everyone keeps talking about investing in the stock market. Stop talking about it and invest already.
historically it always went up, unless you invested in something really stupid like biotech penny stocks or something.

good luck fren, we will all make it.

Im no bear, but just so you guys have some perspective, SPY is less than 8% off of all time highs. Less than 8% off of all time highs. Everything is still fucked, unemployment is still record high, GDP falling off a cliff, mortgage forbearance spiking, businesses defaulting every day, corona second wave is coming, even greater civil unrest, and China still a threat. Just keep this in mind. Adjust your portfolio accordingly. Buy staples, utilities, guns, and military.
>8% off all time highs

>>19500490
1988 called

>>19500854
bro that pelican is huge

>>19500857
What's the worst that could happen?

>>19500857
>guns
How’s that going to keep my kids distracted from the riots?
No, I’ll buy NTDOY!!

>>19500848
HALP!

>>19500897
>What's the worst that could happen?
>What's the worst that could happen?
>What's the worst that could happen?

>>19500848
Flying to close to the sun. Git gud at risk management.

“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair.”

― Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities

>>19500857
When will you doomer retards get tired of being poor?

>>19500841
DO NOT DO THIS

Whiting is bankrupt. Even when companies emerge from bankruptcy, the equity holders are generally wiped out. If you want to play this, I would wait for them to emerge and see if there are any interesting securities coming out of it.

Basically, post-bankruptcy, the new shares and any odd securities (i.e. warrants and other weird stuff) get dumped by the hedge funds and bond funds that held the bankrupt securities. This can create an opportunity to get a lot of value from a situation that's largely misunderstood.

>tl;dr equity holders always get screwed over in restructuring/bankruptcy

>>19500975
I dont have short positions, but everything is still fucked. FED can print all the free money they want, not going to cure human greed and stupidity or stop war with China.

>>19500930
>>19500857
only way you could be more reddit is if you instructed us to "let that sink in"

>>19500857
You're retarded. The stock market is a forward indicator and anticipates future earnings - that's why it's this high right now.

>>19500897
Possible black swan events:
- Earthquake taking out silicon valley.
- Natural disaster / EMP / cyberattack taking out electrical grid (good luck accessing your electronic money or trading in the electronic stock market).

it was a good day lads, after hours looking even better.

>>19499789
When a real war or a real disaster (Yellowstone, solar flares causing a massive EMP) happens or when the muttland finally reaches a tipping point where the hard working people can't or won't carry the lazy, violent and stupid people on their backs. So maybe never or maybe in 20 years.

>>19501029
pic related

>>19500997
>have a reasonable opinion backed up by facts is reddit
Bruh

>>19501006
>You're retarded
>talks about future looking
Wooow, how dumb can you be? This has been proven wrong time after time, yet idiots like you still fall for it, lmao. How exactly is the future different than when we crashed when everything is still fucked? How is the future BETTER than before everything was fucked? Literally brain dead parrots.

Bullfrens, did you sell at close?

I feel bad for these crypto faggots, totally missed the boat on this market with their meme currency

>>19500857
That's actually bullish.

>>19500000
Saved and breadpilled

>>19501053
The stock market is pricing in the likelihood of when things begin opening up.

The fact that the market can be over exuberant or pessimistic is irrelevant. The market does a pretty good job (typically) of incorporating new data

>>19501053
>>19500857
>>19500930

upon further review, you very much need to fuck off back to rebbit.

>>19499688
Mirin so hard. Sucks living in europe

>>19501053
You should lurk more before posting.

>>19501088
>>19501107
You reddit shills are so obvious, desperately accusing everyone else of being a redditard while having shit like that saved on your computer. This site is 18+ you know.

JEROME DO SOMETHIGN

>>19500470
>holding that shit overnight
I hope you have antacids.

>>19501120
>You reddit shills are so obvious
>This site is 18+ you know

>>19501006
Kek. Q2 2020 is gonna be horrible and Q3 and Q4 aren't gonna be as good as previously expected. So many companies can/are going to go bankrupt. All these failing companies are only gonna compound the unemployment issue. What? You think 40 million people will be reemployed in a matter of months? SPY has no reason to be as high as it is.

>>19501056
Dont ever feel sorry for crypto idiots. They are the people who we are forced to pay taxes to support. They are a societal cancer.

>>19499688
>SOXL
What would you choose if you had to choose between a leveraged s&p or leveraged nasdaq

>>19500991
I was missing the bankrupcy part. (I almost fell for the JCP trap but I´m sort of cautious when things look to good to be true).
So with that, I figure that matches your point that there is a holder constantly dumping at the end of every day to get out. Thank you for your help.

>>19501123
Kek. I have like 100 shares of that shit. It's legit. MLPs are probably the single most misunderstood asset class right now and they're one of the best hedges against inflation.

I also have ET and VNOM. They're pretty cash right now

>>19501137
Finally, a fellow man of intellect.

Reminder to buy
Micron, Tokyo Electron, and uhhhh some shit called CACI

>>19501167
No problem anon. I've made a lot of mistakes in investing so I'm here to help everyone who's learning.

The best advice I can give: if you don't understand what they do, don't invest. Always do your research.

>>19500470
It's going to dump. I feel bad because I bought and sold it for a few bucks three or four weeks, but I refuse to get FOMOd.

>>19501137
>>19501201

The reason the S&P crashed as hard as it did is due to uncertainty. Now that there is much more certainty with regards to this situation and we know what the damage likely will be, we can price that in. And the market has determined 8% off from the high is a fair price.

>>19500168
I just made 120% but oh well

>>19501201
To us, the intellectual giants!

>>19501226
Good names for CC writing desu

>ZM jumps 7% today
>63B mcap (up from 50B)
>1200 P/E! (Down from 2400)
Obama making a speech using Zoom right now.
https://youtu.be/CpYCBGNxWOA

Holy shit, Sasol is still pumping!

Sasol Chads...ASSEMBLE!!!!

>>19501251
>more certainty

>>19500145
no faggot, you ruined yourself by being a weak handed faggot.

>>19500173
It's the uncleared deposit and unsettled funds on a margin account.

>>19501251
>Now that there is much more certainty with regards to this situation and we know what the damage likely will be, we can price that in
You're a monumental idiot or a shitty troll.
The S&P crashed because of a looming credit crisis, not because of some stupid virus.
We recovered because the Fed is essentially guaranteeing liquidity in credit markets by becoming a buyer of last resort.

This all dries up once the tap turns off.

>>19501297
reporting for duty sir

>>19501297
SSL here, late to the party, still very green and comfy though

>>19500198
Most people set their buys / sells on options to close at end of day so they don't get FUBARed if there is a huge overnight move, therefore your spread widens dramatically.

>>19501231
>It's going to dump
>I feel bad because ""

you're coping lmao

>>19501273
I wish I had 100 MU's...
and after pumping 5%, it's hard to convince myself to DCA up by 5Xing my position.

Especially with Blumpf amping up the china rhetoric
>Trump banning chink planes
...meh

>>19501333
>checked
Remember when FED tried to raise rates? The market threw a shit fit. Now its even worse.

>>19501297
I've been telling you guys since 1.60....I was even shilling hard at 5...everyone told me FUD...its a pajeet company, "South Africa", "Shitstock", now everyone is holding. Fuck you guys

>>19501153
NASDAQ. What kind of retarded q is that?

TQQQ:TMF is THE simple safe long term hold, it's index-investing on Soviet steroids, if you can't beat the market (and let's face it, most of us can't) DCA into TQQQ:TMF, rebalance every month or two, and relax

>>19501226
why those three, as opposed to others in the top row

>>19500594
>I don't even remember when auto manufacturing was a big deal in the US
That's the US's problem.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW A CHEVROLET IN BERLIN?!?

Hey stock market faggots. I bought NIO and didn't buy tesla. Now america is in flames and NIO is outperforming tesla. Get rekt HAHAA

>>19500470
>>19501347
>>19500514
>>19501134


>Genius Brands International owns brands like Baby Genius, Llama Llama, Rainbow Rangers, Secret Millionaires Club, SpacePOP, Thomas Edison’s Secret Lab and Stan Lee’s Superhero Kindergarten.

>Secret Millionaires Club is a popular animated series featuring billionaire investor Warren Buffett as a mentor. The series includes guests such as Microsoft (MSFT) - Get Report founder Bill Gates, Jay-Z, Nick Cannon and Shaquille O'Neal. The company says that the "program teaches the basics of financial literacy and the entrepreneurial spirit."

uhhhhh did these guys find this show in the discount bin of the based department?

damn this week is green, will pull back tomorrow, if no, then fuck where are we going

>>19501251
>Now that there is much more certainty with regards to this situation and we know what the damage likely will be, we can price that in
Lmao, this has to be a fucking joke. No one can be this stupid. You don't go from a global upheaval to everything is a-okay in a couple months, especially when the deleterious effects of that global upheaval are still with you. The mark has been bid up and is in a bubble. There's nothing wrong with looking at the bearish thesis for the market and recognizing its strong points.

>senators denying additional checks after the current expire
that's the point where I can see the protests going ATH. unemployed people have nothing to lose at that point. stay safe rich burgers.

>>19501473
completely agree with ya, but you have to remember that bear cases usually are more 'intelectually satisfying' and can create biases

>zoom founded by a chinese
>Kelly Steckelberg is in charge with finance
uhhhhh /smg/?

>>19501297
I wish I had gotten in on this but I've been burned so many times by shit shilled here since I first started 3 years ago

>feels bad man

>>19501507
>stay safe rich burgers.
They always loot and burn their own neighborhoods though and rich anons obviously don't live there

When is AMD gonna moon, only stock in my portfolio that isn’t puking dollar bills

>>19501507
>senators denying additional checks after the current expire
not going to happen. Trump gonna give out more gibs to buy votes. If he gonna lose, let the next guy get fucked by a deficit. And nobody is going to campaign against gibs because normies got fucked by corona and are antsy af.

>>19501625
Last year

>>19501507
I STILL HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO GET MINE STUPID FUCKING IRS PROCESS MY SHIT FASTER I DON'T WANT TO WAIT UNTIL NEXT YEARS TAX RETURNS

>>19501473
>You don't go from a global upheaval to everything is a-okay in a couple months
Sure you can.

>SSL

RISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>19501641
I meant when is it going to moon again. I have 500% unrealized gains, but it is stuck there while everything else is blasting off. Should I cash out? I don’t want to pay the tax man.

>German Konjunkturpaket on the way
you might want to buy in now, lads

Dollar still taking a crap, what gives?

>>19501631
God I hope so.. Yeah I already got 2400 bucks but if they toss out another round of checks I'll take it. Toss it on more MRO for an even fatter green baggie come winter.

Why the hell is MRO so slow compared to SSL?

>Dollar getting dumped
>stocks go up
Hmmmmmm

>>19501708
Get ready for more gibs man, these are hard times we live in. And don't forget to vote Red and thank the Orange Man.

>>19501736
It's almost like they're two different companies exposed to two different markets.

>>19501693
>500%
>when moon?
This is what greed looks like guys, do not be like him. Just sell covered calls.

>>19500000
Nice quints there God but my mother loved you devotedly and you let her die in an extraordinarily cruel and sudden manner far too young, so I'm not worshipping you even if you are real.
Understand I'm not expecting anything either, it's just that was no way to treat someone who served you and was right in the middle of doing important things after suffering so much.
>>19500005
I don't want to fuck unless I'm marrying and reproducing though.
>>19500011
>>19500039
>>19500054
I don't know why this is the direction you your minds went, but I meant I was thinking about getting custom porn, not like donating to streamers or something, and certainly not anything like OnlyFans.
>>19500016
I don't want to donate it to a charity because all of the ones I've donated to in the past turned out to be shady/immoral, and the food banks in my area are overstocked most of the time because the homeless are too upper-class to eat canned food like me. Also I wanted to invest and make money which brings me to...
>>19500021
Yeah that was what I was saying I wanted to do in the second part of the sentence hence me being in this general at all, I'm just seeking motivation to care about my life in longer term than current quarter.
>>19500067
Yeah, maybe even an STD if I were really lucky!
>>19500714
I guess, men do get more free testosterone around women which can boost gains (hence the pinups in old pre-s o y gyms). There are lots of fitness videos already around free but probably not many where the woman is naked. I don't know if it's too complicated instructions-wise to get a woman to do the things I want while working out simultaneously though.
But it's an interesting idea though, I'll think about it, though by self-improvement I more had in mind continuing to learn things.

Anyways, I didn't really find any motivation here, but I have decided to buy some more SSL instead anyways, so I guess it all worked out in the end. Thanks anons.

>>19501753
>get $1200
>hedge funds and well connected billionaires get billions
Thanks agent orange!

>>19501753
If we're getting this many gibs under Red, imagine all the shit we'll get under Blue

>>19501771
>custom porn
>not beta
Friend, just workout.

are my dkng and dis calls gonna go up due to ballgame not being cancelled or is that already priced in? i guess we'll just have to see.

>>19501746
No shit, of course the dollar value of assets is going to go up if the dollar itself tanks

The real question is if Jerome is going to do anything about it before CAD becomes worth more than USD

>hes still not buying the banks

>>19501851
Implying I don't hold FAS

>>19501786
>hillary would have done anything differently

babys first president

>>19501789
>>19501786
If you were under Blue, there weren't any money for the gibs - all would have gone abroad financing wars US couldn't care less about
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvIRVHNTsr0
>something something Biden solving his son's gas problems
>https://www.businessinsider.com/ukraine-gas-company-burisma-holdings-joe-bidens-son-hunter-explained-2019-9

>>19501875
nice

im Citi, JPM, USB, and Citi calls

XSPA chads ww@?

why is KO still so low?

>SPY at december 2019 valuations
>somehow an economy that won't be back to levels of late 2019 production for years is priced at the same levels
fuck it mayn, I'll ride the brrr

>>19501803
Beta is doing what people tell you to because you want to be perceived as alpha or "good", alpha is the same thing but angrier, both are weird and full of homoerotic BDSM, much like /fit/ itself, and the /fit/ idea that somehow working out should be a replacement for a sex drive, or, more disturbingly, fulfill it. It's going to be a no from me on the narcissism bit, and working out will never be as important as accumulating comprehension.
That's not to say I won't continue to work out, but I'm not going to devote my life to it.

>>19501054
No. I HODL until it hits pre-corona levels.
>>19499671
Reminder that mods are massive faggots that suck nigger dick lol.

>futures red
so it begins

>>19502031
Weren't they red Sunday too?

>>19502066
They've opened red the last several days then worked around to green after asia and europe open.

I have about $500 more I want to invest in stocks. What should I go for?

>>19502115
Are US degenerate gamblers just dumber than the international degenerate gamblers?

>>19501400
Not the other guy, but when you rebalance is it based on number of shares or total money value?

>>19501226
decent, but working in the semiconductor field, i think Nordic is more than just a hyped momentum stock, their chips are great, and i think they will continue to deliver, all Bluetooth applications i worked on recently used nrf52 chips and their nrf91 series chips are starting to replace manufacturers of modems in our company (at our specific field)

>>19500802
>read that you should do less trades with bigger sums because of Order costs but ya i guess i see
If you have robinhood or another no-fee provider, this is moot.

I trade 1-2k at a time, total ~100k in brokerage/

>>19502117
tesla credit spread bro. 500 isnt enough for anything.

>>19501402
tokyo electron and caci (wut?) are in the top row
and I just think Micron will benefit from the expansion and chinese V recovery.

>>19501803
nothing wrong with a little extra encouragement to make it a little more fun.

>>19501943
just enjoy, I bought calls yesterday on the dip, dumped em on today's rip. if I just did that instead of the dumber shit I've been doing lately, I'd be a wealthy man.

>>19502135
Euro markets are a snoozefest.
Not much room to gamble.

>>19501090
>europe
DBPG, fren

>>19501943
KO is a big ship. It doesn't turn fast and it doesn't get boosts from retail hype buying. However, I am seeing bullish signs on the chart right now indicating to me it's about ready to do a leg up and punch through resistance formed on the way down in March.

>>19502171
Yeah it's pretty much unironic literal "buy at close sell at open" if you want to make risky profits. No pajeet PnD's, no fucking mental option trading, etc.

I love green

>all you have to do to make money is get calls on anything
truly... a clown... market....

>>19501786
Poorfag cope

>>19502303
It's an aesthetic colour.

>>19502165
I’ve made some decent money so far and want to try to get up to 3k since I’m currently at 2200.

>>19501417
>WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW A CHEVROLET IN BERLIN?!?
Opel?

It's all about the energy stocks going forward

Tech is going to crab at best

That feel when you bought the bottom but bought REITS instead of SPY calls because you fell for the dividend jew

Bought in march 18th

>>19501943
Be glad. Buy while it's cheap. Only a few months ago it was 60 per. Then hold it till you die. Enjoy fat divvies over the next decades cause coke ain't going anyplace unless kiddies and adults just forgo soft drinks altogether. Aside note: Shits re-opening left and right, coke and soft drinks will be sold en mass so Q3 & Q4 earnings will be better and the stock price will be higher. Buy the cheapies now! Or miss the boat and pay out the ass later.

>>19501982
>Beta is doing what people tell you to because you want to be perceived as alpha or "good", alpha is the same thing but angrier, both are weird and full of homoerotic BDSM
Lol, I'm literally dumbfounded by the idiocy of this take and have no response to it.
>working out will never be as important as accumulating comprehension
>accumulating comprehension
AKA learning
Bro, if you want to destroy yourself and watch porn, fine. But don't pretend getting sexual stimulation vicariously through a video is anything but beta activity. Alphas get the girls, Chad fucks Stacy, while betas pay to watch them.

>>19501851
Swedbank call options here.

>>19501786
>money should go to spics instead
lol leftypol's pathetic

>>19502380
>complaining about buying bottom
whats wrong with you.

>>19502399
>uhh I don't get it let me spam brainlet memes
Wow good one champ you're a big boy now

>>19501789
>we
They'd have the gibs be income tested, so browns would get all the money.

>>19502460
Lol Blacks are figuring out the Jews owned all the slave ships and most of the slaves for their free capital business in the Confederate. Thats why were pumping boys, don't forget the HIspanic and Latino have figure out they are neither, and now are Meztizo and mullato. Let the Wars keep on, Markets always PAMP in a war time economy. Dam Goyim, they know!

>>19502380
look into PW

MRO is one hell of a manipulated stock. Kinda reminds me of a shitty bio stock at times the way all the various "articles" come out saying "oh sell it now the company is doomed" while the other says "still a buy even after this rally cause the long term prognosis is good". kek. I say fuck them all and buy and hold. Bring on winter so the oil and gas sucking can happen at will. (and thus a higher stock price and a fat baggie as a reward)

>>19500000
Praise be

>>19502380
>buying REITs
Sell if you don't want to go to zero.

>>19502380
>being anywhere near real estate right now
about the one thing that is guaranteed to crash in the coming months

Green wave may continue rest of the week. Jobs report says the private sector job losses weren't as bad as they feared.

>>19502557
STOR doesn't seem too bad
I don't own it though

>>19500000
Pray the thots away

>>19502636
Not as bad is an understatement. The forecast was wrong by 3/4 lol if I remember correctly

Niggas here investing $70,000. And here I am.

>>19499979
>>19500000
God will help you punish the thots anon.

Does SSL have anymore steam in her or is the dump coming

>>19502703
Just keep doubling your money a couple more times, you already did it once so it's easy, right? >>19502703

>>19502502
Lmao. The simplification of the alpha/beta dichotomy was for you since you have such a remedial understand of human hierarchy, or animal hierarchy in general. Like my first post to you said, and which has since been proven true: once a beta, always a beta. I feel sorry for people like you who lack sufficient brain volume to understand the world.

>>19501881
>>19501891
>>19502483
Holy shit. You’re actually blinded by the two party bullshit. You cunts are part of the problem.

If you’re going to eat the excrement the government gives you, please have some dignity, don’t thank them for the meal.

>>19502703
>first time is free

>>19502755

That's been happening every night after hours and at 4 am. It gets crazy volatile then it ends up being a dollar higher the next day.

The graph is literally the staircase to heaven.

There's no actual reason for it to drop. There's no news about anything and the OPEC cartel still hasn't met.

SSL Chads are ride or die, desu

>>19502789
>invest at a low
>no idea what I’m doing
I’m investing the correct way, aren’t I?

>>19502703
Everyone starts somewhere and you're obviously doing good so far

LMAO Cramer says the S&P oscillator, the shit that forced him to buy stocks during the crash, is at record overbought levels, and that’s actually A GOOD THING. That it means we’re going up??

With the DIX FINALLY going below 45%... I’m a little worried but I let my UPRO ride, along with my UVXY hedge.

>>19501881 #
>>19501891 #
>>19502483 #
Holy shit. You’re actually blinded by the two party bullshit. You cunts are part of the problem.

If you’re going to eat the excrement the government gives you, please have some dignity, don’t thank them for the meal.

put 7k into GNUS
please jesus help me

50k dow 6k S&P 500 and 30k Nasdaq. The great bull is here

>>19502636
>>19502670
>Good news on jobs report
Triple red circuit breaker confirmed.

We red the rest of the week or is this mooning continuing?

>>19502863
My issue now is knowing when to sell.

>>19502917
What are you holding?

>GNUS

are you fucking kidding me right now

>>19502917
Just set stop losses anon

>>19502031
check again booboo

>>19501473
Yes. I agree. There are some strong points to the bear case, but the economic indicators show that the economy is on pace for a solid recovery right now.

>Mall sales surging
>Supply Management Factory Index up 5 points for last month
>states reopening
>lots of excess savings from stimulus handouts means retards will go out and buy retarded shit

The bull case has much more merits than the bear

>>19502928
And 6 in GUSH

>>19502948
I should probably do that so in the chance that shit goes down.

accidentally committed a good faith violation to buy more GNUS
only my first one, is something bad going to happen?

>>19502976
Oh you hold several stocks, yeah you should probably look into stop losses kek'd

>>19502973
>bear case
>recovery
>economy
I think people are talking past each other. They aren't arguing a "bear" case. They are stating facts. How these factors reflect on the stock market is the billion dollar question. The reality is everything is (still) fucked, its just that simple. Its also a reality that SPX is only -8% from all time high and we are still going up. If you're looking for a strategy, I would be cautiously bullish, and any hint of a downward trend immediately switch to bearish.

>>19502865
>Crammer

He reminds me of the sports radio DJ Bulldog in Fraizer, desu

>>19503025
yes

What are the next memes after GNUS and SSL bros?

Going to sell my my crabbing cicso bag tomorrow

>>19503025
No, it literally mean nothing. If you get 3 in 12 months you will only be able trade settled cash for 90 days. Ive gotten 6 in the last 9 months (3 on accident). Literally means nothing, mostly just annoying. When you can only trade with settled cash, that means if you sell a stock you wont be able to use those funds until they settle in 2 days. Options settle the next day.

FOMOing into MU hard!!
Might have to take some profits on other stuff so I can acquire the 100 shares for covvies!!

Thinking about picking up some SCHA, SCHM, and maybe even PLAB!!

>less than 10% cash
Oh shit.

>>19503100
I was a Seinfeld and Simpson’s guy... never got into Frazier and Friends. But considering I sat through so much shitty Fox TV like Drew Carey and Home Improvement, I really should have changed the channel more often to check in on stuff like that.

>>19503091
You can either listen to retards in the media and on twitter or you can see what trillions of dollars in capital is expecting for the future

>>19503212
thanks bro
>>19503145
fuck you bro

>>19503076
I’ll probably end up investing more into these same stocks. Maybe one other.

>>19502703

I put $100 in to test the waters for my first time trading.
Haven't added more and I'm up $170.
I can feel the slippery slope.

If you missed GNUS then there's another similar stock that's about to gap up massively at any moment. CIDM

oh hey look at that futures green.

>>19503268
Frasier had occasional moments of goodness but wildly inconsistent and also featured some of the most garbage scenes I think i've ever witnessed in a sitcom. Friends was shit, except for prime Jennifer Aniston's hard nipples.

On a totally unrelated note but kinda sad anyway; Britney spear's first song hit the waves 21 years ago... Britney herself is almost 40.. I still have the big ass poster image of her laying in bed with that 90s era phone and telly tubby thing (another fad). (She was underage in that poster to;17). Sucks getting old, hell most of the songs and shit I listened to are all 20 years old or older now or least over 10 years old,depending.. Avril Lavine is 34... Fucking hell a shame she never did playboy. Oh well at least the leaked honey moon pics when she was 30 were nice. (shame no sex tape though)

I'm so sick of the shitcoin shillers, save me /smg/

>>19503319
Heh. Yeah that’s about what I thought.

>>19503275
Kek
Funny turned on CNBC today to hear some analyst suggest a correction so -10% and then the host being like “uhhh yeah that’s what pretty much everyone else has told us”

The bull feeds on their doubt.

>>19503318
>CIDM
To late; up 55% after market.

>>19503318
whoa big moves. got any info on them or is it just a huge gamble?

>>19499645

thats a man

Thots on NLOK?

Are consumer cyclicals the same as discretionary? What’s good there?

>>19502136
Total value. You're 'selling high, buying low' in effect.

>>19499855
checked

Guys, this girl wants to hate fuck you. The offer probably stands for conservatives in general aswell if you become a liberal after

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1268323926062567426

>>19499979
Buy dividend stocks and high yield bonds for that passive income to spend on thots. You're no longer trading time with them.

Why are the yields still so low shouldn't this bull run bring them all back up? Why aren't they moving at all.

>>19503681
(You)
>>19503610
Thank you for posting this epic cringe. She’s edgy as fuck and I hate it.

>>19503681
fed mandate to minimize unemployment, that means low rates for awhile. there is no other choice but the market for the foreseeable future. covid19 has created a crash and will create a bubble in one years time. truly amazing.

also i'm fucking back

>>19500594
Imagine being patriotic about stock markets... says a lot about your future.

You might want to look around a bit on other exchanges when you get tired of paying 2025 valuations in 2020 locally. Klondike was also far away, you know.

>>19503760
>a while
Any attempt to increase rates automatically tanks the market.

>>19503795
I'm really looking forward to the circus that will be the first attempt at a rate hike. Markets are trying to price in negative rates even with JPow begging everyone to stop; the first whisper of a hike is going to trip a circuit breaker.

>>19503328
Fuck, man. You had the world's first internet access. You had BBS. You could find any kind of porn and nobody would care, not even the feds because they didn't know yet. You had the anarchist's cookbook and you had arcades. Why did you turn your back on all that and start caring about some pop stars that are now melting in your fucking eyeballs?

bump limit hit. Migrate on over to the other:

>>19499643
>>19499643
>>19499643
>>19499643
>>19499643

>>19499688
I'd argue against its limited upside in the immediate timeframe, and even moreso in the interstitial 2 years, with little volatility longing it could see substantial upside. You should diversify into EWY, it's fucking rocketing. 100% recovery is being priced in for SK.

>>19500015
Well, no. Tons of people living paycheck to paycheck overleveraged in subprime auto loans and overpriced rent in metropolitans that nobody but the top 10% can really afford. Meanwhile corporate debt is ATH and there was serious disruption to business over the last 4 months meaning forbearance at best and many businesses are liable to go bankrupt which in isolation would be fine, but everything is so deeply interwoven that I won't be surprised that if restaurants eat shit so will CAT and V.

Here's your rail freight for the year.

>>19504434
>rail freight bottoming
Wish I’d bought more BRKB...