/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for Jesus and anime.

a n i m e

First for fuck niggers

Stop Losses: Set
Fingers: Crossed
Butthole: Clenched

>t.degenerate who went all in

remember me \biz\, as the poor anon who tried to make it

First for remember to have fun and get some sun today!

>>19477827
>Jesus
based

>anime
hard pass bro

I pussied out on LULU and it keeps going up.

>>19477853
LULU is a meme stock

Someone should add a list of meme stocks to the OP copy pasta

>>19477833
yikes

>>19477853
I'm losing my shit still on whether to sell now or keep holding

went full retard selling AMD 53 and 55 puts, gonna be proud holder of ~$36k position if assigned. they might offer me a board seat

First for Jews winning

>>19477835
ahah.. yeah.. I'll go outside today.. yeaaaahhhhhhhhh

I hope we all make it frens

>>19477872
nobody has ever gone broke taking a profit anon, dont be greedy

>>19477827
We approach the edge of the SPY teacup bullchads and bobros. Now we will see who is strong and who is weak. Good luck.

>>19477866
Boomer dad buying TTM.
India super power in 2020 meme might be real.

>>19477873
>up 40% in one day

Let it rest, give it a month

>>19477827
based

If I want to sell a stock at $X amount, I want to set up a sell "Stop market" at activation $X, correct?

If I want to buy a stock at $Y amount, I want to set up a buy "Stop market" at activation $Y, correct?

What is the difference between "stop market" and "stop limit"?

t. autistic brainlet (is that an oxymoron?)

What do you do after a fat cash in? Gamble all the money on the next big bet? Or siphon off only the profits to invest somewhere 'safe'?

>>19477897
alright I'm out, can't complain about a 165% return

>>19477905
it looks like it's about to RIP

>>19477900
https://youtu.be/9b62PRo8hKs

What are some good cheapies

AAAAHHHH CRASH ALREADY

>>19477827
>and anime

This post is unironcially blasphemy.

>>19477925
You need to learn risk management anon otherwise 100% chance you blow up when you hit the bad streak

>>19477921
don't ever sell when something is going down and don't ever buy when something is going up

>>19477925
Reinvest into the Dew

>>19477949
Momentum plays are extremely effective and benefit from not having to care about if or when people find a news item to rally on. Option plays on momentum are almost guaranteed 10% profit in seconds so long as you don't get greedy.

>>19477925
Just keep betting on the market. Take some large cap growths. Check out the REIT market, I am up big league.
>>19477953
This, buy front running stocks.

>Line go up ZM ZM haha
>NOOO you cant have a 50B mcap!!
>NOOO you cant have 2000 P/E!!
>NOOO you can have 2M revenue!!

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>tfw still bagholding tankers

>another episode of smooth brains on /smg/ creaming themselves over a slightly red open that bounced back before lunch...
>heh, let's go kisame

Who else got in on this 20%+ SSL run?

Anyone know what's going on with GMBL?

second request for info on commodities and miners that aren't Gold or Silver exclusive, particularly located outside of Brazil. Are the AUS iron miners a good pick? any good commodity ETFs (pass on oil for now)? This isn't really my space.

how come the various competing members of OPEC conspiring to adjust their production numbers to artificially maintain prices isn't considered price fixing

they're literally fixing the prices

this is not the free market I was promised

>>19477998
Can someone post tanker losses?

Rate my chance of success

>>19477835
when will the drinks companies start using trannies in bikinis instead of women

>>19478010
I'd say /smg/ has been way more bullish overall during the last 3 months compared to the average investor

LATAM AIRLINES

are retard hands stronger than diamond hands?
>https://robintrack.net/symbol/ZM

I’m liking the look of my facebook investment more and more. Political storm with employees speaking out publicly against their company, evil far-right corporation and still up 3% yesterday and only down a little over 1% today.
Ten years from now, they will be worth 20-30x more than today.
It’s no options play, but it’ll do for me and my dreams of early retirement.

>>19478011
me, bought 1443 shares at 5.24, sold at 6.51, then bought 3700 shares of LTM at 1.54>>19477833

>>19478046
yes, because they will buy high and sell low.

>>19477989
Back to your containment board, they have every right to burn down the city I live in. They are not just mad over the quarantine or anything.

>>19478011
>>19478057
Proof

also kek at this guy. SWBI back at $15.

>>19478044
why would you want to own that?

>>19478073
Wish I could play the short game, I would lose unemployment if they saw the income

>>19478093
then don't cash out

>>19478075
>Kpop twitter tranny doesn't know what he's doing
Shocking

>>19478044
$htz
you are at may 27th

>>19478072
Exactly. These saintly protestors should be able to execute police officers for the thousands of years of oppression they have committed. Then the Democrat leaders can finally solve all our problems.

Buy REFR

What is a good options alert service, are any of them free?

Apart from this, is there any website i can see time&sales that isnt hidden behind a paywall? Thanks guys

>>19478098
Planning to hold SSL for at least a year, hoping the new plant in Louisiana and the South African diesel market opening back up will keep the long game strong. Either way it seems like it'll stay above $5.55 where I bought

>>19478141
Why should I buy REFR?

Is there any company safe from this virtue signaling? Do I short these companies or does the general population agree that black lives matter. This is Spotify

>Zoom has 2400 P/E
Index ETFs are niggers
>TSLA at nearly 900 despite still not making net revenue
*honk honk*

>>19478184
you shouldnt

>>19478191
the overwhelming consensus is that black lives do matter

>>19477934
I mean I called the last bottom, i called NCLH rebound, RTX, RGR, int MRO absolute bottom sold the day before it tanked, the FLIR market manip, DKNG shorts even fucking JILL the one day out of the past 2 years it actually popped.

I'm all in on SPY puts. If I'm wrong, at least I'll learn that I'm not really smart just insanely lucky with timing, and that no mere mortal can truly call the top. But better to reign in hell than serve in heaven, I say, so off to the sun with wax wings I go. Wish me luck or ill., I go.

>>19478191
Market understands this is just pure virtue signalling for sales and has 0 impact on everything else. However, if the company starts pledging money to the cause, or hiring more diversity managers, then you can buy long-term puts.

head and shoulders forming, maybe the bears are right

>>19478218
The thing blacks should fear the most are other black people and morbid obesity

>>19478218
Overwhelming consensus is that Nazis were the bad guys...that doesn't mean the majority are correct.

>>19477942
Repent.

>>19478221
what did you buy and what are your thoughts on ZM?

>>19478191
Both sides are simply profiteering off your attention. Don't let them.

>>19478246
literally has nothing to do with what we are talking about fuck off larping naziboo

>>19478218
... just not to blacks.

>>19478257
I'm trying to scalp on some calls right now, but I'm not going to hold thru tomorrow

>>19478184
REFR had a really nice cup and handle forming over the past 5 years, but it has very low volume and it looks like it already broke out.

>>19477985
>bet on the market
To wait 40 years until retirement?

$LTM dividends are on par with other airlines and it's only $1.75 per share right NOW

>>19478198
Shill me some penny stocks to write covered calls on

>>19478191
No, virtue signaling is something for the sheep, so they feel good while using a service. Costs nothing

>>19478273
dilate

>>19477998
Same here bro, down 35% on the two Im holding. By far, the worst stock picks of the last 3 months for me. Luckily both of them only make up 4% of my portfolio, but still. I've already accepted I'll be holding onto them for possibly a decade or more before I see a return.

>>19477953
>Dew
Good idea. Never bet against the Peps.

>>19478305
>https://www.reuters.com/article/us-latam-airlines-bankruptcy/latam-becomes-largest-airline-driven-to-bankruptcy-by-coronavirus-idUSKBN2320GT

>>19478305
are we buying LTM? the only other thing it can do is tank, and a) is that possible and b) would the govt let that happen? They're pumping $ into it now

>>19478311
cringe

>>19478093
Where are you from? Here they don't count gains from the market as regular income so I can still ride unemployment benefits while still trading.

when is the 2nd crash?

Retard here. Anyone here buy SQQQ calls every week?

>>19478348
It’s starting now.

will this afternoon's fuckery be what finally sends us to war

>>19478343
cope

>>19478348
January, 2025
cap this

>green line go up :^)
>never go down :)
HEHEHEHEHE EPIC MEME
NICE STOCK MARKET!
FUCKING NIGGERS
NIG NIG NIG NIG NIG NIG NIG NIG NIG

>>19478027
you won't be making any money with those stocks any time soon. Maybe if you hold for a year and America recovers from all of this shit going on right now you might make a few bucks but that's it.

>>19478349
SQQQ puts you mean

Trump meeting some quack at 2:30 might cause more wild movements.

when this shit is going to crash

>>19478364
you are so fucking mad

>>19478041
>I'd say /smg/ has been way more bullish overall during the last 3 months compared to the average investor
The average investors would have to disagree with you. We wouldn't be recovering from the March crash if average investors weren't bullish.

>spend millions pumping the market
>other hedge fund chads dump on you

Imagine the feeling

>>19478364
when will you fucking learn that the market is not the economy

>>19477813
And wallah...from -1.9% to +2.4%y shopify is the real god stock. Losing money is Impossible with it.

what was that

>>19478283
How far do you think it'll fall

>>19478382
>what is QE

>>19478348
>when was the 2nd crash?
March 23, 2020
You missed it.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE USD KEEPS GETTING WEAKER AND WEAKER
MY GAINS ARE FUCKING EVAPORATING
MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPP

FUCK EUROPE

>>19478393
they were shilling it like crazy on cnbc

>>19478345
I'm in North Carolina, where are you? That's a sweet rule

>>19477953
This guy knows what’s up. Feed the dividend machine.

>>19478407
That's very good for my high leveraged calls. Best meme stock out there besides Tesla.

>>19478381
no shit

>>19478391
maybe this time..

What is going on with GMBL? Was it just a meme buy last week or is there potential for them to go up once everyone stops foaming at the mouth over Draftkings?

>>19478364
hey man can you cool it with the racism
this is an open and accepting environment for everyone

>>19477953
my subconscious math mind is telling me DEW is not a great tax move

>>19478406
Every time

>>19478497
WHAT CURRENCY
FUCKING HELL

>>19478404
Not much has been put into the stock market. Most of it was for bailing out those who got unemployed.

UNA VELA VAR SINSON

Why isn't the market reacting to this?

>>19478517
QE went into the stock market.
>corporate profits were stagnant since 2018
>demand shock
Literally the best ROI for any publicly listed company was to take GIBBS, loans, or stimulus money and buyback shares. Some just advertised it publicly like AAPL

>>19478526
priced in

>>19478484
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why haven't airlines recovered yet?

>>19478552
no one flying

>tfw no cute Japanese gf with nice feet

>>19478552
we've been getting some quality bait lately. you're gonna have to do better

>>19478526
priced in since March at least

>>19478522
Sabe pa

>>19478562
What if she has normal looking feet?

>>19478562
iktf

CNBC about to shill zoom
this shit's gonna pump into close>>19478526

>>19478257
Honestly if its just what it seems like, an apple type UX clone with shittier security, but which panders to Stacey's "fun" color pallet, Karen's inability to do anything other than press join/leave meeting without getting confused, and other design shit in the current Saas trend of building bare bones capability products that look like they're for toddlers (soft light baby orange, blue, every button and window has a rounded edge) and are designed assuming you have the intelligence of a toddler, then fuck them. Google or amazon could wave wand and take over that tmrw.

Shopify keeps in going parabolic. Dann...another day another moon mission. Breaking ATH by EoW.

>>19478562
>tfw no cute Japanese wife with nice abs

>>19478484
>>19478543
4chan will always act like children no matter how long I stay on this site.

>>19478581
dropped

>>19478526
got caught by autopost

maybe people think that if they buy the stock, they can take place in the suit and get double paid

>>19478586
karens don't pay, though

these fuckers on cnbc shilling zm
nobody's going to mention it would take over 280 years for it to earn its market cap

Do all black lives matter?

Where's the anon who went in with 30k on NCLH at about $13? Congrats you made like 10k.

>>19478552
airlines arent nearly as valuable as many people think. Almost half of all commercial passenger aircraft are leased, not owned, by the company. If you look at Virgin Airlines selling for 2.6bn in 2016 even though they were operating a massive fleet of planes, that's pretty indicative of most airlines apart from the big three (in the U.S. anyways).

Also, don't buy Boeing.

>>19478512
Norwegian

Here's your portfolio for the next 10 years. Completely bulletproof and minimum 20% CAGR.

AMT
EQIX
PLD
NEE
BIPC
LMT
COST
HD
V
POOL
DPZ
MNST
ORLY
MSFT
AMZN
CDNS

Split equally those stocks and rebalance annually. See you on Mars

>>19478612
Doesn't matter. Buy it, ride the moon mission. Same with Tesla, draftking, and shopify. All of them have a ridicolous valuation, but plenty of profit to make from normies jumping on.

both ZM commentators are bulls
>good perspective on both sides!

>>19478596
>complains about immature behavior
>posts lewd images on a work safe board that has nothing to do with erotic subject matter

>>19478633
every stock here is at their ATH right as we speak also. Good advice!

big red dildo inbound

>>19478637
but zoom is shit
tesla at least sells something
shopify sells something
zoom doesn't sell anything

>>19478633
didn't read any of your bullshit dude

>>19478633
If you're going to buy a bunch of big name growth stocks, just buy QQQ or VUG.

>>19478665
They sell the business and pro subscriptions to their product

>>19478633
Literally inferior to QQQ and certainly to TQQQ

I had one bad trade and lost $1k and I have been in this crazy downward spiral ever since and now it’s starting to eat into my initial investment

Did I do something to displease the Bogs?

>>19478599
Idk if you work in an office, but you'd be surprised at mid /smaller tech/bio companies how far a a 7/10 in her 30s can influence the course of events by chatting with a few winky emojis in gchat for 30 mins a day.

seriously tho its fucking pathetic the shit you'll see VPs Team managers do for a fucking nothing who is so obviously stroking the ego.

ppl are so weak it really is gross

>>19478705
has anyone frog'd this pic yet?

>>19478305

my man be shilling this everywhere. even made a thread about it

chill

also they don't even have any upcoming dividends declared

>Lean Hogs down again

>>19478715
I lowkey want you to frog me

>>19478655
Value investing has been dead for a long time, r*ddit.

>>19478670
OK stay poor

>>19478684
That's called diworsification. "No thanks"

>>19478704
Implying I don't hold another portfolio of TQQQ/CURE/UTSL/SOXL

How high is the sky on ZM, do we think it's going to break 210 again today?

>>19478670
I would sleep with that woman in a fuckin' heartbeat..

I've made about 1k off of AMD over the past 4 months. Wat do?

I have a feeling that Im going to get bogged soon because Ive been stuck at about 500 dollars away from my cash out goal for like 2 weeks now

SHORT AND FINANCIALLY RUINING

>>19478739
Send it to me i'll send you 2k back.

>>19478739
Put $1k in BA calls for August.
$200

>>19478019
OPEC has never been about free market. What the hell are you talking about. It has ALWAYS been about monopoly.

>>19478746
I've been stuck att -5% for three weeks even though the market is improving, but the USD is falling on my currency (SEK).

FUCK

I’m loaded up on SQQQ puts. Am I gonna make it?

Mostly $9 strike, all throughout June.

Need a NADAQ moon.

>>19477813
I got 2500 shares of otso gold to help me through the collapse. Am I gonna make it bro’s?

>>19478019
OPEC is an international cartel you absolute retard

Why is /smg/ suddenly become so bearish?

>>19478778
U mean calls ? See here but expiration 06/05

>>19478778
>options on a 3x inverse
do r*dditors really do this????

>>19478760
I know that bro, I'm just saying why is it universally accepted that for this particular thing it's OK for everyone involved to get together and plan how much they want to charge the economy when in every other avenue it's considered bad manners
If banks did it heads would roll

>>19478756
do you promise?

PUSH AMD YOU CAN DO IT

>>19478484
NIGGERS TONGUE YOUR ANUS

>>19478783
>gold/crypto
>thinking there would be another collapse
Cash and stocks are still the safest havens.

>>19478803
pinky promise

>>19478800
>I'm just saying why is it universally accepted that for this particular thing
BECAUSE IT'S OIL BAYBAY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>19478803
yeah he's legit I sent him 5k he sent back 10k

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>19478791
Some of the bulls lost their mind with all the money we're making.

Bulls don't let's bulls go full bobo retard

>>19478778
lol

How does zoom even have a 50b market cap when skype, facebook, and microsoft teams exists?

>>19478526
Shit is old news since August 30

it feels so good to be an oilchad, bros

>>19478848
A lot of universities use Zoom rather than the other platforms.

>>19478848
Skype and microsoft teams are the same product. Facebook's offering is brand new (but google hangout is not). However, there are two main reasons: 1- zm lying about their numbers; 2- zm still being by far the best product out there.

>>19478794
Nope. Puts.
Pretty sure I’m going to lose half of em and break even on the rest.

>>19478848
The whole market is retarded. How do you not know this?

>>19478826
at least change your ID you goon

>>19478848
It was first to integrate desktop sharing into a video conference call. All those things you listed didn't have them.

Hotels/hospitality still near their March lows. Diamond in the rough or is there still worse to come?

Every time i think i've seen it all it just keeps trolling me
>Corona lockdowns
>Mass unemployment hitting record levels
>Warhawking to war with China, Iran, Venezuela, fuck it, war with everyone
>Some European countries considering complete trade and commerce detachment from USA due instability and not honouring agreements at the drop of a hat
>Huge riots, biggest in many decades with a lot of violence from everything from anarchists to neonazis to blacks being blacks to cops framing everyone else for more army equipment
>America slipping into everything they fought soviets, germany and china over for being
>Trump seems more deranged, random and panicked by the day
And it's STILL green days ahead.

>>19478817
I dropped some money into dogecoin at 0.002500 today. Saw the drop and decided to try and catch a falling knife.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=000al7ru3ms

literally made two months worth of cash today
feels like a fever dream

>>19478484
ok, i'm sorry

Every time you buy the index, you buy Zoom.
Every time you buy the index, you bring shame to the market.

>>19478878
Can't discord do that?

>Hey Chad, do you think you could tell me what to buy? Pretty please??

>>19478883
For a lot of them there's a solvency issue, no one wants to invest when they might actually go under.

>>19478848
normies like saying Zoom

OMG OMG...
BREAKING NEWS
DRAFT KINGS IS DOWN

>>19478902
Do people really do this? Just buy index funds?

jew

>>19478908
MNST

>>19478908
I can tell you what not to buy, $NLY.

>>19477827
Now this is a high quality post, despite what small brains may think

>>19478904
Is this where I laugh?

Shopify +3.3%. ahhhhhhh.

>>19478848
This fucking low volume nigger stock won't pick a direction today, it's just crabbing the fuck out of my options.

That being said, Zoom is much better than the alternatives. Microsoft teams and skype suck giant donkey balls.

>>19478885
skynet

>>19478971
t. chang zhang

>KO dumping below $47
Ha ha, I might go unassigned this week.

>>19478885
>Every time i think i've seen it all it just keeps trolling me
Corona lockdowns
>Turns out this was bullish for tech stocks
>Mass unemployment hitting record levels
>Turns out this was bullish because many jobs were non-essential
Warhawking to war with China, Iran, Venezuela, fuck it, war with everyone
>nuffin will come of it
Some European countries considering complete trade and commerce detachment from USA due instability and not honouring agreements at the drop of a hat
>not going to habben
Huge riots, biggest in many decades with a lot of violence from everything from anarchists to neonazis to blacks being blacks to cops framing everyone else for more army equipment
>bullish for e-commerce, bullish for rebuilding, niggers and antifa destroying shit creates demand for people to repair and rebuild.
America slipping into everything they fought soviets, germany and china over for being
>doesn't matter since the dollar is still strongest
Trump seems more deranged, random and panicked by the day
>doesn't matter since the dollar is still strongest
And it's STILL green days ahead.
>central bank QEinfinity...i have tried to bet against the fed and i've lost almost everything so far.

>>19478644
not that anon, but this is an anime imageboard

>>19478969
honk honk brrr brrr

>>19478971
google meet is pretty solid, and you don't need to download an app to use it

Fully recovered for now.

>>19479024
Congrats!

Where do you think the bottom is for DKNG today?
How about through the week?

Currently supported around $40.

DO WE BUY IPOs OR NOT?

Where is the volume at lately

>>19479053
same place it's gone every afternoon for the past week

LINE GO UP OR DOWN?

>>19479053
summer trading

>>19479066
head and shoulders just failed to culminate so... we up nao?

>>19479003
did i mention anime?

>>19478011
Dude I STARTED this SSL run back at 1.50

SSL BROS REPORT

>>19479066
it goes down goy sell your assets

>>19479042
Just watch the charts, it will indicate what the market thinks and then invest on an uptrend.

>>19479024
What was that rocket up?

>>19479015
I am honest. My porfolio consists of 4 meme companies since early april and i made a fucking fortune. And ppl thought stock market is for the big boys.

TSLA slipping

>>19479122
DOW go up, memes go down
ZM weakening as well

>>19479084
whats her name again?

>>19479091

ONTX and Evoke pharma.

how do I get my portfolio to stop crabbing

should I cash out my 1.48% bonds and get into this market? or is it still to soon. they just hit their bi-annually accrual point yesterday, so now would be the time.

>>19479093
You can make money as a retail guy. You just have to remember that you are a retail guy and play to that. People get into trouble when they start thinking they ARE the big boys.

>>19479141
Do it.
You can make 1.48% per week just selling naked puts with that money.

>>19479141
The time was 23 March 2020 aka the beginning of the 28 year bull run.

>>19479140
Sell airlines, cruise lines, oil, hotels, and whatever other garbage robinkiddies are into

>>19479140
cóndor de hierro

>>19479140
Sell options.

power hour please save us all.

DO WE BUY THE FUCKING IPOs ON OPEN?!?!!?!?

>>19479141
There's no way to answer that, but just take into account that we're still on the 11 year bull run started in 2009. The Feb/March drop was a flash in the pan, a "real" correction is still in the cards. Could be tomorrow or ten years from now.

>>19479173
except ZM

>>19479157
That works until you lose everything in 2 weeks after a 3 SD event

Alright name some random stock and ill buy some if i can!

>>19478994
Golden Rule: NEVER FIGHT THE FED

Why does it keep going up?

Oh I don't know, maybe 7 trillion in QE, 0% interest rates and 3 trillion in consumer hands might have something to do with it...

OH! Almost forgot, everything is opening back up and another stimulus is in the works.

Side note: More dead niggers on the horizon via Corona Chan. HUGE savings for US debt.

The next market crash is when a vaccine is found. Ironically because everyone is going to cash out shortly afterwards all at the same time.

Is this a sign to sell biz?

>>19479140
Write options
If you cant beat the crab, join it

>>19479185
fucking answer this man

>>19479185

Nah, wait a few days and see if you can wait for the dump.

>>19479166
Cruise aint bad, its gonna be a long. I bought Norwegian at 14 and its at 17.
Eerything else is kinda crap

Should I dump all of my penny stock meme stocks at a loss and throw it all into SPY?

would it be possible for /biz/ to start its own publicly traded investment fund that is listed on nyse?
are the requirements too redtape?

>>19479210
Let me guess KTOV?

>>19479192
AIKI

>>19479210
UPRO

>>19479199
Why can I write options but I can't purchase them? Isn't writing them more advance than just buying calls and puts?

>>19479194
DC could get hit with a nuclear bomb right now and the market would still open green tomorrow.

>>19479228
AIKI, MVIS, and UAVS...
>>19479235
SPXL VS UPRO which one?

HASTA LA VISTA GNUS

>>19479245
Yes.
Thats why all brokers allow buying options before writing them.

>>19479227
What would /biz/'s fund be called?

>>19479245
>Why can I write options but I can't purchase them?

Because written options are secured with cash or stock.

more than 5,000 robinhoodies bought ZM since yesterday morning and it doesn't look like ANY of them sold

>>19479227
What would the ETF contain?

>>19479273
The 4channeldex

>>19479277
Anon...

>>19479270
Fidelity only approved me for level one which is selling covered calls. I can't buy calls and puts.

>>19479259
UPRO by a cunt hair

>>19479279
memes
>>19479273
magic disappearing fund
Tag line: Watch your money disappear

BOLAWRAP: A GUN THAT SHOOTS HANDCUFFS


IMAGINE IF YOU COULD GET IN ON THE 'TASER' WHEN IT WAS FIRST INTRODUCED. YOU'D BE A TRILLIONNAIRE NOW.

WELL GUESS WHAT? THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO GET IN ON THE NEXT GREATEST INVENTION. IT'S NONVIOLENT WHICH NORMIE PROTESTORS WILL LOVE AND EXTREMELY PRACTICAL WHICH NORMIE CONSERVATIVES WILL LOVE

DEMONSTRATION VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5Mgc84iLvU

THE DEVICE IS OWNED BY WRAP TECHNOLOGIES INCORPORATE. $WRTC ALREADY MOONED 50% IN THE LAST FEW DAYS DUE TO THE RIOTS AND WILL CONTINUE TO MOON %5000 OVER THE NEXT WEEK

MASS RIOTS IN THE WAKE OF VIOLENT POLICE OFFICERS WILL MEAN THIS WILL 100% GET ADOPTED BY EVERY SINGLE POLICE FORCE IN THE WORLD

THE CEO WILL BE ON FOX NEWS TONIGHT TO TALK ABOUT HIS INGENIUS DEVICE. HIS INTERVIEW WILL BE SEEN BY THE PRESIDENT AND HE WILL MAKE SURE EVERY COP IN THE COUNTRY HAS ONE OF THESE

EVERY BOOMER WATCHING FOX TONIGHT WILL WANT TO INVEST WHEN THE INTERVIEW AIRS. THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO GET IN BEFORE THEY DO

>>19479273
Symbol would be BIZ

>>19479140
invest using a non-dollar currency

>>19479210
if you buy SPY you won't make any money unless you buy and hold for like 7-10 years. If you want to make money the buy Tesla and then wait a few months for all fo this shit blow over... By then Tesla will be past $1,000 per share.

bullshit got kiked again i even bought the massive dip earlier and still had good gains after the first sell off but now the fucking kikes just rekt em and took half my shit

>>19479291
Yeah I know you can write naked options, but that’s not how brokerages tier out the options. It goes Selling secured > buying > spreads> naked

>>19479303
Stop spamming this shit here. This item is useless. It works well on someone standing still but it's useless chasing after a suspect that's fleeing on foot.

>>19479322
Stop being clinically retarded anytime anon-chan.

>>19479303
Who cares like 1200 people died from police violence last year (in all of America) do these retarded protesters think the police kill like 1 million people a year?

>>19479322
I just want to buy calls...But then I'd have to open a brokerage. Fidelity won't let me buy them in my cash management.

>>19479278

5,000 is literally nothing or no one.

>>19479349
my point is they're stuck

>>19479189
The truth is, the line only go up from the start.

>>19479328
>useless chasing after a suspect that's fleeing on foot.
WRONG https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAZ9NLfsQgY
>>19479340
I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE SAYING BUT THIS ISN'T ABOTU WHETHER THE PRODUCT ACTUALLY WORKS

ITS ABOUT HOW ON BOARD REGULAR PEOPLE WILL BE WHEN THEY SEE THESE MEMETIC VIDEOS

IMAGINE A FUCKING NORMIE WATCHING THESE BOLAWRAP VIDEOS AND NOT BASEDFACING AND THINKIN "OMG AMERICAN ENTREPRENEURSHIP IS SOO AMAZING!!! POLICE VIOLENCE IS OVER NOW!!!"

CEO TO BE INTERVIEWED ON FOX AND FRIENDS TONIGHT

>>19479227
It's actually really easy and doesn't cost much. The problem is collecting enough investors to actually get listed

>>19479318
ive made more money flipping tesla stock than holding it

>>19479273
We could call our fund Hopium ETF, ticker - BIZ

>>19479303
until those fishing hooks accidentally rip out a perp's eye. It'll be a worse reaction from press than premeditated murder of an unarmed perp by a cop.

>>19479318
I just want an ETF similar to FOCPX that's diversified that'll do well in the long run.

>>19479259
UPRO has a lower expense ratio

>>19479391
Bean bag rounds cause cardiac arrest and dudes alread lose eyes to rubber bullets and stinger grenades. Less than lethal means just that.

>>19479366
I think we could do it, even if everyone just invested a small amount at first, all we need are the numbers, then we could get our pajeet division to work their magic.

>>19479210
Also, what penny stocks do you have?
Lots of tutes own ONTX, CODX, KTOV, etc... So I wouldn't get rid of those just yet since they are all expected to go up massively in the coming months.
With this site
>fintel.io
You can check what institutions like Vanguard or Goldman Sachs own.
>fintel.io/i/vanguard-group
>fintel.io/i/goldman-sachs-group

>>19479412
How much from each investor?

>>19479411
Just give the cops flowers and candy to hand out to people as the loot and steal.

>>19479391
They already let dogs bite the shit out of people and stick them with taser prongs, just don't aim at the face

>>19479412
Shitting in the street doesn't make you a fucking wizard.

>>19479273
KANI

>>19479428
AIKI, MVIS, UAVS

>>19479303
I posted about that last night.

Where does it say the ceo will be on fox?

Alright ET, I appreciate the gains you've given from from $5 to $8, but you've been slacking and i'm sick of it
Capitalizing half of these gains to put elsewhere

>>19479451
I think they need to bust out the fire hoses but that might be a little too 1950s.

All you had to do was diversify.
But you didn't

>>19479318
Then what? Cash out? Then what? Admit it, you end up in SPY any way you cut it.

>>19479431
im not sure how much money we would need. im not sure how many /biz/ users exist either...but if it were possible maybe the rest of 4chan would become interested and maybe users of WSB etc.

I think it could be a cool thing to do, even to just have it exist. Over time it could even gain traction with the public.

We would need some way of managing the funds though...trust wise, im not sure how that is handled. Im not really sure how the investment fund manager or corporation usually handles the trust side of the investment so that the investors money is safe and not stolen

>>19479486
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/fox-business-network-interview-retired-195000177.html

>>19479470
>>19479273
CNY

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>>19479303
Based on the videos, it doesn't work, it also has a shorter range than a taser while being less incapacitating. It's completely useless and fucking gay as shit.

Going all in, thanks for the tip, bro

>>19479318
>hold Tesla at $900+
>wait a few months to make it past $1000
>months....to make $100....

Anon...you need to flip that shit. You can make those $100 in a few days

>>19479203
Why wouldn't I buy at open sell at 6% up and do this for every IPO?

>>19479517
I'd re-invest my dividends if you know what I mean.

>>19479185
What ipos?

>>19479273
BeInsiderZoomers

>>19479273
Nibberflaggot Industrial Group

>>19479273
Newfag Industrial Group Gaining Everyone Revenue

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>>19479522

here we go

Wtf happened to the other thread

>>19480237
>>19480237
>>19480237
new

I told you poltards to stop making racist posts.
You didn't believe me

Fuck me, why didn't I buy gun manufacturers stocks then the protests started? Ruger's near their 52 week max atm with all the riots