/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19471464
based

>>19471464
can't wait to come back and read this thread in 5 years from my mansion

>>19471464
sirs very bed coin

>>19471464
posting in based thread.

>>19471464
Hey Julian, it's me. See I was right and I made it. Fuck you from the past.

>>19471464
Hi future self, congratulations on your early retirement.

>>19471464
Hello my lovely handsome self from the future. You would have lost your virginity by now and should have at least had one or a few relationships. It may be lonely at the top, but stay away from leeches and most importantly, never forget your family.

>>19471941
Yeah, fuck Julian.

i mean, nobody REALLY believed the 1k meme... right.... r-right??

Poasting in an epic bread, remember the pre-rich days future self? Now you and those closest to you have made it as well.

Paul! It's younger Paul! Hope you're doing great and have now sold your tech startup for a fortune, that LINK stack will add nicely to the overall success.

>>19471464

Based.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyuQgjOk5i0

>>19471464

Look who's popped up in my feed on youtube. 114 views

https://youtu.be/R-k6b7-DYUU

Comfy

>>19472079
nah, 1k is a meme
I'll be selling past 100k though.

Im fundamentally insane in the brain and i hold chainlink

>>19466108
Reminder: staking Thursday

Hello to my future self. I hope you're living a more comfy life than me.
Enjoy your wealth but don't waste it away on debauchery, and always appreciate how hard life used to be.

Remember to be good to your mother and to your friends. Build a house, start a family and pick up a simple hobby that gives your life meaning. Don't try to get back at those who wronged us, they're not worth your time and money.

it's a nightmare, holding this shitcoin has literally taken years off my life

>>19471464
kek
Good scamming strategy, pretty elaborate, thank you anon, lets hope it works

Delusional. People will look back at these threads and laugh and link will be long forgotten

Just commenting so I can look back at this.
Fuck jannies.

>>19471464
sergey betrayed us

>>19471464
Gonna drunk drive on my third lambo.

>>19472314
betray sergey

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>>19472235

These are fantastic, saved.

>>19471464
This is the second time 4chan saved my life. We knew

>>19471464
Comfy. Gonna swing my Linkies when we test $10 550 range and buy more later

>>19471464
I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO. I NEED TO BE ARCHIVED FOR MY BUNGHOLE. THE FUTURE NEEDS MY BUNGHOLE.

>>19472154
holy mother of based

this is message to the future anons

i bought 500 link for 100$. and i made it. no fucking way, NO-FUCKING-WAY i've could spent more than a hundred bucks to some random biz shill back in 2018.

>>19471464
I will never buy this shit at $4.50.

People new to /biz/: Yes, Chainlink seems like a promising project. Yes, it seems like the team is full of geniuses. Loads of partnerships. The world is going to run on LINK! Right?
Before you buy, let me tell you a story.
I was visiting San Francisco to see one of my friends. We went to a strip club, and while I was there I saw Sergey, surrounded by women. He was throwing tons of money at them, but not just bills. It was stacks upon stacks of $10,000, sealed up with white paper bands like he had just come straight from a bank.
I went up to him and congratulated him on the success of Chainlink as of late (this was about a month ago), and he started laughing. He took a hefty swig from a bottle of Dom Perignon and said, "Yeah? You think I care, stinky?"
Confused, I asked what he meant, and said that he had obviously put a lot of work into LINK and he should be proud.
"Fundamentally, I don't give two fucks about Chainlink, kid."
He was about to say something else but one of the strippers tapped him on the shoulder. Sergey pulled out from his pocket the biggest ziplock bag full of cocaine I've ever seen in my life. It looked like one of those gallon bags, almost bulging at the seams. The stripper ran off into a back room with it.
He then pulled out a Zippo lighter.
"You wanna know what I think about Chainlink?"
He snapped his fingers and a stripper handed him a bottle of Hennessy. He then pulled about 20 stacks of bills from a duffel bag, threw them on the floor, poured cognac all over them. He flicked his Zippo and dropped it onto the pile. Almost instantly the whole stack caught.
I stared at him, speechless.
"It's called a 'PUMP and DUMP,' kid."
He laughed as he watched the pile burn before losing interest and going into a back room with his entourage of strippers following carrying duffel bags full of what I assume was money and coke.
This is the man you are supporting by buying LINK.

>>19472202
fooking kek

>>19473445

RIP Ranjeet 2005 - 2022

This message goes out to the 1000's of bizraelis who saw Link threads every day for 3-4 years, but didn't buy any.

>>19471464
Hi my future self!

i have 92 link am i gonna make it frens???

>>19471464
I bought before the movie.

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>>19472235
Beautiful, just absolutely fucking beautiful

>>19474105
No. You can make a nice profit though.

For AP: Humility! This money is Gods, strive to do His will.

>>19473117
what was the 1st time?

>>19471464
very based

I hope you guys keep an archive link of this so I can see it in the future.

threads like this mean it's time to short right