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sup /biz/ how do i make money off psychoanalysis? i already spend the majority of my day psychoanalyzing people. i psychoanalyze them on my morning commute, i psychoanalyze them on the bus, on the train, at work etc. sometimes i sign up to volunteer at the old folks home because they unironically think i'm there to help them. i find that when people are unsuspecting of your psychoanalysis, the more intellectually stimulating it is. i always let this guy Leonard win at chess. He's oblivious to how much psychoanalysis i'm doing throughout our games lol. Anyway i think i'm getting really good at it and want to know if i can turn it into a career, what do you think?

>> No.19457147

You should take your meds first

>> No.19457151

Your stylometry indicates low verbal and conceptual intelligence. You're not smart enough to analyze bank statements, let alone people. Go back to your pathetic public commuting.

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>>19457118
wow anon, you must be really smart :)

>> No.19457175

>>19457118
is obsolete 20th century pseudoscience kikeology a profitable endeavour?

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>Your stylometry indicates low verbal and conceptual intelligence.

>> No.19457210

>>19457175
Psychoanalysis is legit and most of biz would do well investing in it for themselves

>> No.19457224

>>19457175
It’s legit.

>> No.19457305

>>19457200
It does. You can tell a brainlet wrote the OP.

>> No.19457338

>>19457118
>on the bus
>on the train
Why don’t you psychoanalyze why you’re poor

>> No.19457370

>>19457338
kek

>>19457305
if you are so smart, what specifically about OP's stylometry indicates low verbal and conceptual intelligence?

>> No.19457410

>>19457305
He's obviously joking

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>>19457210
>>19457224
>C'mon goy, pay me $200 5 times a week to find out that you want to fuck your mother and kill your father
>I assure that you want that
>Why don't you believe, are you in a transfert?
>I think that this will require an additional ten years of kike therapy

>> No.19457565

>>19457424
Wow you've read about the Oedipus complex. I see you read the big boy books. You must make mommy so proud.

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>>19457565
>I've studied for years this pseudo kike science!
>It's not that simple!!!

>> No.19457937

>>19457819
>It's not that simple

Now you're getting it.

>> No.19458343

>>19457118
>i psychoanalyze them on my morning commute, i psychoanalyze them on the bus, on the train
You realize it involves listening to them talk.
Projecting your inner ego structures on random strangers is not psychoanalysis.

If you are even remotely interested. You should take solid serious intense personal therapy yourself. Really dive in all emotional locked basements you have.

A brief visit to the wiki page about psychotherapy should have given you an idea that what you are doing is more stalking, low level profiling. And for sure not HELPING other people overcome their mental issues.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychotherapy

>> No.19458428

>>19458343
I just wanted to say.

If there is a way to happiness it's through resolving past trauma (which we all have).

I'd kindly recommend all anons to invest into a few years of therapy when they make it.

Psychotherapy is the most probable way money can actually buy happiness.

>> No.19458484

>>19458428
This. Cleaning up you're shit is where it's really at.

>> No.19458626

>>19458484
is this irony? awful post

>> No.19458767

>>19458626
No. Dead serious.
I do mean poetically. As in your emotional baggage. Well, only is you care about happiness, confidence, emotional and mental resilience, feeling of freedom.

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