/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19451847
Based.
My dividends won't pay for themselves, wagie. Get the fuck back to work.

>>19451847
>>19451943
neets are based

>>19451847
My day is like this:
>wake up at 6PM
>check link price and roll around in bed for 2 hours
>get up at 8PM and cook something
>watch anime, movies or play vidya and get high
>jerk off into a sock
>go to bed at 7AM

Been living like this for the last 900+ days

The worst part about being a wagie is knowing a percentage of your income is going to financially support bringing 3rd world immigrants to your country, subsidizing urban blacks that hate your guts, universities that preach Marxist propaganda, and jews running the whole thing. Being a neet is pretty based when you think about it.

>>19451847
>time to be a valuable productive member of (((society)))

>>19451999
The same thing happens every time you buy anything with fiat

>>19451981
>get one (1) chance at life
>no do-overs or mulligans
>spend it doing this
wew buckaroo.

>>19452093
>t. seething wagie

>>19451981
hows depression working out for you

>>19452140
>t. coping failure

>being proud of being a waste of life
>at least I watched all these animes!

Worse than wagies.

>just about to log in to wagie from home
just kill me now lads

>>19452149
>>19452424
>>19452457
> Wagies unironically can't imagine being happy, productive and fulfilled without slaving half of their lives away for someone else
Reads like satire. Are wagies even real conscious human beings?

>>19451847
>I’m living as man was meant to live
>haven’t left the house in a month
nice life u got there bro

NEETs are pathetic. literal nig tier behavior

>>19452612
>nice life u got there bro

>>19451847
god i want to be a perma-neet so bad

I'm a wagecuck and i'm envious of based OP, you go OP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQRtQcpfP2I

OP do you have this?

>>19452593
Wagies throwing their life away for a master is not at all opposed to your way of life. You're also throwing your life away but you replace the master with porn and videogames.
Youre not producing anything (for yourself or family) and are not affecting this world one bit. At least wagies recieve some money after abusing themselves.

>>19452593
>Are wagies even real conscious human beings?
>literally have the mobility of a mushroom
if you neet and you are in a constant state of self improvement, that's based. If you neet and spend all day video games, anime and jerking off into a sock, then you're one tiny step above the rioting noggers but equally worthless.

>>19453128
>>19453142
> You're also throwing your life away but you replace the master with porn and videogames.
Youre not producing anything (for yourself or family)
Are you guys projecting? I don't play any video games and I don't watch all that much porn.
What if I told you it's possible to be productive and make money (lots of it) without being a wagie? I most likely make more money than you do. But yes, of course you have to be somewhat intelligent and capable of thinking outside the box to make it on your own. Which most wagies aren't.

>>19451847
I called in sick. yolo

>>19453128
>>19453142
> You're also throwing your life away but you replace the master with porn and videogames. Youre not producing anything (for yourself or family)
Projecting? I don't play any video games and I don't watch all that much porn. Last year I spent 3 months travelling. I can "work" from anywhere in the world.
What if I told you it's possible to be productive and make money (lots of it) without being a wagie? But yes, of course you have to be somewhat intelligent and capable of thinking outside the box to make it on your own.

>>19453128
The world is perfect as it is. Nothing to change, nothing to do but seek the Lord. When I have enough money I am going full recluse mode.

>>19453280
My bad I didnt pay attention to the id. >>19451981 is jerking off and playing videogames every day, so no I am not projecting.
>What if I told you it's possible to be productive and make money (lots of it) without being a wagie? Of course thats possible. The anon I meant to reply to is most definitely not doing that though.

>>19451847
Bank holiday here, so not long out of bed.

I've been 'working remotely' for the past 3 months, set to continue for at least 2 more (probably even longer).

My morning routine consists of waking up at 8.30, signing in and checking emails. Leaving my mouse moving program on and then going back to bed. Daily stand-up at 10.30. I just dial in from bed and tune out, at some point I'll decide to get up and have breakfast and shitpost.

Generally just chill out then and watch YouTube videos for most of the day. Laptop there beside me to answer Pajeet messages. Most of the time it's telling them to RTFM and googling the error message for them if they message me, not more than a few messages a week.

Around 4pm I decide to open the IDE, spend about an hour coding. Make and eat dinner, push changes. This will be my update for tomorrow. Leave laptop on for a while longer while continuing to watch videos.

I get paid 600 euro a day (before tax) to do this. Basically getting paid to live at least 80% like a NEET.

>>19453571
>constantly on edge checking for emails and messages hoping a mouse moving program provides enough cover until you're forced to be on point during your daily stand up all the while having an hour of coding hanging over your head the entire day
>at least 80% like a NEET

>>19452424
Lol seething

>>19453722
>constantly on edge
For a snowflake like you maybe. I get it that the morning time can be a tense time for actual NEETs. Mom might find your piss jar or sticky tissues when she comes in to let some air/light into your room. Then she'll try to get you to some housework and so on, it sucks.

>you're forced to be on point during your daily stand up
The meeting is a breeze. I zone out until my name is mentioned, tell them about yesterdays change I made and go back to zoning out.

>an hour of coding hanging over your head the entire day
I actually enjoy coding though. I was actually full NEET once for 3 months after graduating college about 8 years ago. I was on 188 euro a week in 'job seeker' benefit and churning out code for even an hour a week was difficult. This was for some Android app I was working on. I had zero motivation to do it, and it took me three months to finish what should have taken a lot less time. So I understand why you think doing an hour a day is difficult. It's not though when you get your dopamine receptors somewhat back to normal and especially when you're charging 12 grand a month.