/biz/ - Business & Finance

I'm already average, ill take the 10k link. Anything above 6" is a meme

I have 9” dick, but if I had an 11 incher I could probably make a million a year selling nudes on OnlyFans, so +2” for me senpai.

>>19429538
The link, having an 8inch cock wouldnt let me stop working come 2022

>>19429538
10k Link without hesitation

im sure the average LINK holder has taken a lot more than 2 inches of dick in their lives already, you'll have to make them a better offer

>>19429538
Being hung doesn't mean shit when you're an autistic freak. I'd take the 10k or maybe +2" worth of social skills.

I'd take and extra 2" in girth

>>19429538
I take the 2 inches

Then i will have 3 inches so pretty good

Because since i only have 1 inch

1 inch + 2 inch = 3 inch

>>19429538
You could have a micropeen and 10/10 models will still suck you off on your yacht with that much LINK

>>19429615
Based and truthpilled

>>19430486
Muh nigga, I got a 5 incher but if I could put another inch it'll be on fattening that hog
Nothing worst than an 8 inch pencil dick

You can buy more link
You can’t buy more dick

I’ll take an inch in length and another in girth

>>19430620
5 inches is the norm brodie up to 6
85% of men join you in that camp

>>19429538
2+ inches dick.
You can always go to work and make money and buy 10k.
You can’t ever ever have A 2+ Without literal futeristic genetic engineering

>>19429589
Smart.
Hell I would even agree with having a thick butt.
Having a 50+ inches butt means free money on only fans regardless of gender.

>>19430620
Man I feel you.
I have a 5.5 girth and I feel like my dick is literal pencil.
I am so insecure I literally sabotage any female interest in me by being jerk to them, since I don’t want to take my pants off.

>>19431294
>That bait

>>19429538
10k link is 40k USD which in my country is worth more than twice the average yearly salary which is around what i make
but i still would rather choose the +2 inches of dick
I've always wanted to have a 5 inch penis

>>19431342
What you mean?

>>19429538
Dick without hesitation. I already have 15k link, but I'm too fat to use my 5" dick. If it was 7" I could fulfill my dream of becoming an ugly bastard oji-san from an NTR/forced feminization doujin.

>>19429538
I would rather have 20 points added to my IQ so that I can be more like Vitalik.

>>19431376
It's shitty bait to trigger Anons.
Since the average girth is actually slightly under 5in.
It's shit bait

10k link. Nobody needs a 4 inch dick.

>>19429538
10K link obviously. going from 7 to 9 inches isn't really going to make that big a deal. 10K link will be enough to buy a mansion within a year or two.

>>19431477
Having 100 IQ isn't very close to vitty

>>19431488
No I am actually literally 5.5.
When I masturbate I feel like I am holding a literal pencil in my hand.
I can’t even flirt with girls, becuase I am afraid it may escalate and I have to take my pants off.
I am literally rude to girls, acting like a jerk, pretending they don’t matter to me, white wishing to be with one, becuase I am afraid they will talk to other females about my dick and ruin my life.

>>19431268
Lol admitting to a small cock lmao rekt

>>19431519
So here's what's happening.
1. Fishing for Anons to say you are actually big.
2. Pretending to be retarded to trigger average fags here.
KYS

>>19431268
Lol I can say I have a 1inch dick
It won’t effect me bro

>>19431560
I wish dude.
I understand some people say 5.5 is big.
But I don’t really feel it’s big
I feel like a small pencil.
You think I am trying to trigger people but I swear.
I am 26 voting, had chances and took them down becuase I feel small.
I may not even be, but porn psychologically damaged me

>>19429538
40 grand won't make my dick 2 inches longer.
Thots don't give a shit about 10k link, but they will care about the extra 2 inches.

lmao always knew link marines were dicklets

More dick. I have plenty of link but I have a micro penis.

10k LINK, I already have the ideal penis size (5 inches)

u are letting ur wife to get pregnant by sergay anyway so why bother with 2 inches

>>19432767
Based and womenpilled

>>19432673
Lol we all feel sicker anyway, why won’t we want added inches to our dicks?
Money can be earned, body perfection can’t.

Why would I take 2 inches? I don't think I would feel that in my ass?

>>19431560
ngl it triggered the fuck out of me

>>19431519
>>19431632
Girls really don't care that much. It's like rank 10 on list of importance to them chill out.

STOP WATCHING PORN

>>19432878
I am not anymore.
I gave up on porn no becuase I wanted super powers (kek) but becuase I was getting depressed seeing these (supposedly) big dicks fucking 10/10 women.
But it still hurting me.
Psychologically damaged for sure.
If I could gain 2 inches on girth in exchange for all my money I would have done that with no hesitation.

>>19429538

>>19429538
20k LINK and -2 inches

>>19429538
$40000 at current prices or +2 inches.
Doesn't seem too hard of a choice. Money is replaceable, but there is no way to get more inches.

I take the inches because that is the play which takes full advantage of this situation.

>>19429538
I'll take the +2" because I have a 3" cock. It's not fun bros. I'm not a virgin but I have never made a girl climax with my cock before. The last time I tried to have sex I was laughed at and she left.

>>19429538
At 7 inches (average), with an Asian GF, more dick would be detrimental.

Whereas I could sell 10k Link and round my ETH stack out to 200

>>19429538
That's a tough decision desu. Average peen and 570 link.

>>19429538
+2 inches of dick
Unless you offered me XXmil of AAVE, i'm open for negotiation for that

>>19432878
dicklet cope