/biz/ - Business & Finance

First day of Robinhood

>1 OXY
>1 GMBL
>1 OLN
>1 MGM
>1 CHWY
>2 MRO

How'd I do

TRUMP and JESUS saves. FUCK anime AND niggers

>>19411423
>robinhood
terrible

cunny

I LOVE AH

>>19411414
>>19411363
Money is digital
Can we ever run out of 0s and 1s
No
Ergo proxy, I’ve proven that we can never run out of money
Now, gold on the other hand . . . But the FBI will raid your domestic T-baddy stash and proba find cheese pizza all over your bed so yeah don’t bother stackin’ too much gold just a few coins as a hobby

So I guess that leaves cigs and chocolate

>>19411423
horrible

>>19411436
fag

and fuck jannies for banning me for saying 'yellow nigger'. fucking nigger trans jannies

Where is ding ding

>>19411423
>first day
>no rtx

ngmi

what should i eat tonight

How fucked is oil because of Trump? I have read that a 50 billion energy deal is in the risk of getting cancled because of this warmongering. Is Trump fucking me over ? Im all in oil

>>19411469
cunny

>>19411459
calculating his .031% gains on the day
i don't know how he gets so little movement

>>19411371
Good job anon, how about some RTX calls next week?

DKNG to 40 by july 17? When the fuck does sports begin to announce shit I want my portfolio to be in the green for once.

>>19411475
can't im allergic

>>19411473
>warmongering
>Im all in oil
you're retarded

>>19411459
he abandoned us for the realm of dreams

>>19411469
steak and eggs, just like every other night

>>19411444
good taste

>>19411453
bad taste

>>19411459
It's the weekend, he's probably drinking elsewhere.

AMD, Intel, Microsoft and QQQ up today. Just beautiful

>>19411508
Bote slutes by Asanagi are top notch. Both the gataricunny and botes are the shit.

>>19411461
Maybe next week

>>19411453
>>19411442
Why? Just looking to get my feet wet with some trading/investment

It's all so tiresome, bros.

>>19411515
>AMD, Intel, Microsoft and QQQ up today. Just beautiful
It's to be expected. These are solid companies with solid fundamentals.

Selling near atm TQQQ puts for the past few weeks has been free money basically. Basically doubling my income for the year.

>>19411549
nothing wrong with getting your feet wet but robinhood is know to be a garbage system who has outages in high volume trading.

>>19411495
>DKNG to 40 by july 17?
I think you mean 50 and yea, most likely will hit 50 by june 17

>>19411564
Never get tired of winning, but also never get greedy.

>>19411564
You’ve been posting that for months
Congrats, bear. You cūcked yourself.

Don’t @ me with shit about debt bubbles or cape shiller or any of that shit. You made the wrong choice.

have i mentioned how much i love AH

>PFE after hours
What happened?

How long until the market rebounds back to where we were.

What y’all buying this weekend my niggas? I’m thinking NAIL

KEK

I HOPE YOU BOUGHT NEGRO TRANNY NEGRO XENOPHOBIA
MONDAY IS GOING TO BE CRAZY FUCKING GOOD

Bought a DAX call for money. Don't do anything silly.

>>19411515
>tfw 20 AMD 55c
It was a stressful day, but ended great

>>19411617
three months tops.

>>19411614
Looks like they failed a breast cancer trial.

I just tripled my shares, someone tell me why I’m stupid please!!

>>19411634
what happened?

>>19411630
i spent all day averaging down and increasing my shares
increased shares by 33% and brought down my average cost by about 11.5%

>NAIL mooning Afterhours

Well atleast I did one thing right today by buying it

>>19411630
Q...... ID

BUY YANG CALLS FUCK CHINA

Rolled a d6 to help me decide what stock to buy calls on and ended up choosing KO. Bought it at 2:55 and the stock jumps like 1.5%, couldn't even tell you why.

>>19411586
Just jewgle “Fuck you Robinhood”

>>19411684
Breast cancer drug they developed flopped.

Are there any good stock screeners for options trading? I'd like something that can filter stocks by all of the following:

>technical indicators on the underlying asset
>implied volatility and liquidity
>upcoming earnings and events or recent headlines

PFE AHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>19411852
Think or Swim has all of these I believe.

>>19411564
>Trump taking down our biggest competitor
>China losing all allies
>News actually came out today that the average american is 8% RICHER than before Coronavirus
>Social media is finally getting the regulations that will allow it to grow even if it took Trump Failing Upward to get it done
>Companies are getting rich with cash because people don't know what to do
>Cybertruck and Jay Leno looks SICK
>Space future is bright
>Weirdly, Coronavirus caused people to finally save and invest in larger numbers than before, a lot of people are finally entering the market and middle class millennials benefiting hugely

America Is Now Great Again

>>19411852
finviz my man

>>19411634
Fugggggg buying the dip I guess

>buy stocks yesterday
>stocks go down in the afternoon
>sell for loss today
>moons in the afternoon

so this is what it feels like huh

>>19411873
Can confirm.

Think or swim master race has that and more.

They even have a live stream of news, news ticker and a nifty "Rocky montage" commercial.

>>19411852
finviz + barchart

>>19411886
Oh oh, someone made positive remarks on Trump....notifying CNN

>>19411700
Is it worth buying a few shares of NAIL after hours? Just getting started with this

Is it Monday yet

>>19411634
I N C O M I N G T R A N S M I S S I O N....
"!!! NIG......"

-


I told you two days ago retard, and you wouldn't listen.

>>19411515
Cope more kike. Triple top

>>19411918
Welcome to stock market. Pro-amateur tip: you're being too twitchy and reactive to intraday moves. Don't do that unless you want to be, and have practice to be, a day trader. Otherwise your main concern should be the overall trend.

>>19412042
any intuition on >>19411964

>>19411515
Cope more parasite greedy bull. Triple top

>>19411886
>mortgage delinquencies shoot up in biggest monthly jump ever
the next two months are going to be interesting

>>19411886
>>19412060
>>19412071
I wonder how many retailers that are new to the market will accidentally fuck up and need to make a withdrawal for rent to only realize they can't sell on the weekend and it takes a few days for the money to transfer back...

thank god my Airlines seem to be rising after hours

>>19412071
Weird thing was the only two stocks I had that went up today were REITs.

>>19412058
TA is bullish leaning a hair towards neutral. Good strong trend though. I wouldn't necessarily rush to buy this immediately despite the after hours green move. And it's a 3x leveraged. Hmmm.... I dunno. Up to you.

How does one find stocks with high volume without going individually through all of them

>>19411473
>I have read that a 50 billion energy deal is in the risk of getting cancled because of this warmongering.
sounds like BS to me. oil is a very strong longterm play right now. you can tell it's good because the old boomer fags like cramer and motley fools say it's bad and they're telling the retail goyim to buy tech at the literal top.

>>19412123
MRO, KO

>>19412123
Pay indonesians to do it

>>19411461
I'm accumulating so this it's alright for me, still undervalued.

OPEN THE MARKET UP IM ALREADY BORED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY RIGHT TO TRADE IS BEING TRAMPLED IM FINNA RIOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>19412142
what are you using to play oil? I don't like USO, and I don't want to play with anything sooner than August contracts if it's futures.

>>19411997
>I told you two days ago
Link it faggot

>>19412113
Be patient with those. I expect it will be a little while before they really hit strong bullish momentum and stop doing these blowoffs after the violent jolts upward.

>>19412123
Think about the shit your typical American buys all the time and research the companies that makes that shit.

>>19412119
The trend looks like it'll continue generally upwards for a good while, I feel like people will be getting back to building homes once everyone figures out how to do it safely

I don't know what to buy.
I don't have a high risk tolerance.

>>19412196
Any specific airline recs? I feel like it'll take a year or two to get back to normal but whoever can stick it out will stand to get back to making money

Should I buy SSL or DFEN?

>>19412107
it's the perfect storm: there's a shitload of remote working people who decide to fuck around with stocks because they are bored on their personal computers and "it can only go up from here". crash will happen within a few months: they pull their money out and THEN we buy their bags

>>19412142
yeah oil will be fine. just need the companies to put out some FUD about running out of oil again and we'll be set.

>>19412247
MUB, LQD (late), XLU (probably late), VZ, PSK, TMUS (late)

>>19412282
>running out of oil
price needs to stay under $30 for a while for that to happen. Storage cap met is the bigger potential issue.
>inb4 ree tankers

>>19412282
if cares isn't re-upped, equities could get super bloody in september. I feel bad for retail that gets in too deep.

>>19411918
Look at it as if you're paying for a course at university. You'll lose a lot more before you make anything. A good portion of it is buying good stocks but what no one tells you is that it's also about keeping cool. If you start feeling stressed chances are you should be buying rather than selling. That's why at the very beginning you should start slow

>>19412250
Best performers so far appear to be ALGT, JBLU, LUV, and ALK.

BOBOS HAVE ALL COMMITTED SUICIDE

BULLPARTY ON THE BOBO CORPSES

>>19412316
What do you think about inflation linked bonds- tips?
I fear US and EU inflation

PEPSICO:
The entire average daily volume on one candle, and it’s green or red depending on the time frame.

What with this massive candle? Big buy? Big sell?

>>19411853
Literally the only dip, I’m fucking buying. I now have tripled my stake in PFE.

>>19412316
there will be more stimulus, and more volatility, I am almost certain.
the unknowns that come to mind are the severity of the second wave, the shitflinging between trump and big tech and china, and how stubborn china wants to be.

SPY 350 WHEN?

>>19412377
Alk and skyw are the best ones you can buy

>>19412399
The shit i hold haven't moved an inch.
And i have to look at it for two days now, great.

>>19412417
>skyw
Good call! That one wasn't on my watchlist. Nice chart.

ZM puts for next week?

>>19411853
Why is it dipping? Earnings?

>>19412119
TA on a leveraged ETF...

Are you retarded?

>>19412406
>pep
Looks like mostly buy side in the last ten minutes, final minute closer to neutral. To judge which direction was moving the needle, zoom right down to 1minute candles and check the volume.

>>19412438
>>19412417
>>19412377
Thanks for the recs. Is it worth buying after hours or should I wait until Monday?

>>19412271
contemplate the aroma

>>19412458
Last time I bought puts for ZM robinboomers decided that being spied by chinks and getting nigger bombed was cool so it fucking shot up.
I'll never again bet against any company that preys on people's retardation.

>loaded up on TWTR calls
BASED

>>19412513
Don't know what's going to happen on Monday.

>>19412534
I was thinking of this, in a month at most twitter has to shoot up, no?

>>19412401
>I fear US and EU inflation
might wanna bet on some commodities. We're currently deflationary (excluding equities and groceries). I wouldn't worry about inflation linked shit, allocate less and/or move over to corporate bonds.

>>19412406
>there will be more stimulus
I have a weird feeling about it. ALso all of your factors are great and all, but solvency is going to really be the issue moving forward.

>>19412513
If they dip go ahead. Otherwise wait

>>19412500
>Are you retarded?
Possibly.

>>19412559
Why are tights/pantyhose God tier?

>>19412042
>>19412350
It's good fun, I felt the FOMO pressure mounting for one day too long so I made a small hedge in case the market would have kept going up, then I attempted to cut my losses early because that's what I heard you were supposed to do but acted a little too hasty.

Many lessons learned, not much money lost. Cheaper than my tuition.

DIX AT 52.3%
>DIX AT 52.3%
DIX AT 52.3%
>DIX AT 52.3%
DIX AT 52.3%
>DIX AT 52.3%

GIVE ME SOMETHING TO BUYYYY!!!

>>19412620
Hosiery seems especially exotic now that it’s out of style, it’s like a classy, semisheer version of the slutty looking leggings women wear as pants these days.

>>19411918
I did this last month and thankfully only lost about $1000 because of it.

Learned my lesson seeing it all rebound within the following 2 weeks.

I would have done the same today, but instead I did the opposite. When it all tanked, I bought more. Then like clockwork it rebounded.

I'm feeling retarded, I bought Oil Futures at 30 with take profit at 35, held it through 2 dips only to cash out yesterday at 34. Now I wake up from a nap and it rocketed past 35. Never pussy out and exit early guys.

>>19412620
Who knows

>>19412677
>Hosiery seems especially exotic now that it’s out of style
That's a huge tragedy. Will it ever make a comeback?

So is /smg/ an /e/ general now?

So I've set up 3 accounts to adhere to strict stock strategies and compare performance:
Trading account where I try new strategies with higher risk
Funds account which is set of 3 high performance mutual funds covering American markets, tech, and healthcare
And Roth IRA where I buy bonds and do covered calls.
Lets see how it turns out end of year.

>>19412741
It’s a celebration day!
Anime is part of smg culture, newfag. It’s not always this lewd, but the shutdown seems to have increased it.

Q2 GDP estimates revised to -51.2%. Very bullish.

>>19412764

not that it matters, but the atlanta fed has been fucking up with their predictions since trump came to office. they are, and i kid you not, run by a faggot nigger obambot

>selling moderna calls literally 5 minutes before they announce they passed phase 2 trials and it moons

>>19412764
Just sell before the numbers come out

>just start stock trading
>buy bunch of shares
>wait a few days
>price go up
>sells share
>repeat
Wtf is it really that easy? Literally free money.

>>19412831
And buy the dip after

I got about $5k of company shares vesting on Monday. Gonna immediately sell cuz fuck my own company LOL but what should I buy???

we breaking 306 again monday?

>>19412820
I hope you sell ASAP because its basically a known scam at this point.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THE S&P OSCILLATOR WAS INDICATING THIS IS NOT A GOOD TIME TO BUY!!

BUT I just bought in BIGTIME and sold my UVXY hedge.
I saw DIX at record highs and I just had to...
Bought:
UPRO
TTWO
ATVI

TELL ME FRIENDS, am I the retard?

>>19412738
No one knows.

>>19412060
Who cares, volume is up

can you fags stop posting anime, women, filth, christcucking, and all your other degenerate normie basedboy cringe?
you faggots seriously need to check yourselves, its just a few emotionally damaged preop trannies bringing down the quality of the board. please leave you are not welcome.

>>19412858
Seriously though, is there something I don't know about? Stock trading seems way too easy.

A down day but a very nice week overall. My taxable account got fucked up in May, really need to lay off options for a bit. Banked so much profit with with options this year until May came around.

DFEN?

Ding ding ding! Oh god I fell asleep at my desk again! How did everyone do this week? I'm up .75% today, what the heckies happened I was down around noon! What a great week overall, I'm so bleary and I have to leave for work in 15 minutes, no opinion on what's happening.
This week we're going to the Romano's in Honalulu, Hawaii, they're on "island time". I thought it'd be funny to go to one in Minnesota but Romano's doesn't have a location there. Bullish on Rimrock Partners LLC (not publicly traded)

Getting early reports the well known BLM activist and civil rights lawyer Samuel W. Hyde Esquire is arriving on the scene. When asked for a comment Dr. Hyde was quoted saying: "we're just gonna kill them".

>>19413022
Stop trying to impersonate the real dingbro

>its another "Russell dips lower than the big boys dip than recover less when they do" episode

>>19412963
Unironically this.
I'd like to propose a split, a meme, anime and offtopic free thread about good old money making parallel to smg.

>>19413022
About -1%. Much better than it was on the gap down open. Monday should be decent.

>>19413071
fuck off, these threads have been plagued with racist and trans obsessed lowlifes like you for a week

no one wants you here

never visited /biz/ before
could you guys rate my portfolio? or is that not allowed
im only 24 and have been saving my meager earnings from PhD stipend

>>19413095
You mad, trannie?

>>19413095
>>19413105
Oh, I forgot.
DILATE

WHAT THE FUCK did larry kudlow just say?? IS IT TIME FOR REITS??

>>19413123
>>19413105
you are the minority

this is about stocks not about your backwards idiotic hillbilly bigotry

>>19413123
>>19413105
Based

>>19413036
Nobody has my level of knowledge of Chili's Grill and Bar and Romano's Macaroni Grill, I cannot be adequately impersonated
>>19413088
Strange, MOC and breadth seem kinda bearish but BIG buys into close :o

>>19413095
>for a week
So that's how long you've been here, huh?

>>19412915
I don't see why not.

>>19412858
>>19412979
The catch is when greed sets in and you wait for it to moon more, only for it to plummet. Then you panic sell cause you want to salvage your little bit of cash you have left and you aren’t patient/ the FUD sets in and you don’t wait for it to go up again. Add in fun variables like covid, trump’s temper tantrums, lawsuits, bankruptcies, shitty /biz/ advice, and you’re in for a very fun time.

>>19413022
Up 7%...after being up 113% today then buying puts.

Markets recovering pretty good. VX term structure seems to be in a stable contango now. Good time to hold SPY.

>>19413102
Yeah, sure. Keep in mind most of the thread is degenerate day traders.

>2019 tax return due in a month and a half
Man, really hope they push the deadline back again. Doing taxes fucking blows. And this year I think I owe something.

>>19413179
ah I see. my intentions are more long-term holds with a few cash grabs here and there.
anyways, OLLI has been really kind to me lately. absolutely smashed earnings

>>19413138
>this is about stocks
I wish it was. It just isn't. It's about stock market memery and faggotry. You braindead autogynofags should be hung. You can't go anywhere without spreading your filthy disease. The level of discussion in this thread is so goddamn awful that I don't know how to put it into words. Have fun losing money while ramming things up your ass.

>>19413177
>hold SPY
>not write extremely safe covered calls

are cops getting more and more violent since trump has come to power?

>>19413249
>>>/pol/

>>19413249
No blacks have become more feral since their homosexual communist dear leader from Kenya left office

>>19413249
Wish cops were more violent towards niggers and make an example out of them.

Niggers have and always be a cancer to society that need to be removed

>/biz/dex being lead by DUDE SHROOMS
Give me a financial article headline for this

>>19413193
Try being a dual national filing in more than 1 country, with different tax calendars, accounting for forex rates, tax credits, fbar filing, tax treaties etc.

T. Me

>>19413249
>>19413208
go BACK TO POL

NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE

>>19413288
yeah you're the nigger in this situation

I'm going to keep my MRO nice and snug.

>>19413332
But this is a market related question.
Is this priced in?

>>19413288
african americans deserve equal rights to whites, they’re not animals or subhumans

>>19413332
Anon fuck off to stock twits. You will do better there faggot
>>19413339
You too. You fucking plebs see the word nigger and short ciruit. Weak minded NPC’s. You faggots actually need to go lurk /pol/ for a couple of months. You might learn some shit

>>19413373
Damn you I took your bait

>>19413323
>not including DKNG
this is cope it's obviously a meme by now

>>19413363
George looks so fucked up in all the footage of seen from this, kek. Looks like a fucking meth head.

>bought spy puts
>also bought a cabinet full of ramen

>>19413332

fuck off back to plebbit and dilate

>>19413431
good thing you got food before you get completely btfo on Monday

>>19413414
George was a literal innocent bystander that was thrown to the ground and pinned down until he suffocated.

FOR NO REASON

HE NEVER BROKE A LAW

HE NEVER RESISTED ARREST

HE WAS NOT A METHHEAD

>>19413398
There are so many stinkers its hard to keep track of them all. Stinkers that are stinky enough might be dropped. Could add DKNG

Thoughts on trading 212?

>>19405967
good morning

>>19413022
+0.09%
buy SEB under 3k for a free 100 dollars

most of you are degenerate gamblers but let me ask you something.

good time to buy or is there going to be a second leg/correction? My guess is there will be a slight drop of the market at the end of Q2

I hate reading but I love to gamble so I've decided on a bold new strategy. This one doesn't require reading. I just bet on resistance. I buy SPXS. Then when the market spikes down, I sell and buy SPXL. Then when the market spikes up, I sell and buy SPXS. We go back and forth, betting on resistance. This whole summer is going to be spiky, I just know it. I'll shoot straight to the front of the line, no DD whatsoever. I don't even need to know any words, just four letters: X, S, P, and sometimes L. When I make it, I promise to establish a charity benefiting all the poor permabulls and permabears of /biz/.
Please do not copy my strategy. It doesn't work if everyone does it.

>>19413450
Nigger detected

>>19413477
>good time to buy or is there going to be a second leg/correction? My guess is there will be a slight drop of the market at the end of Q2
This is a poor time to buy, in my view. The market hasn't priced in the second wave of corona (or the third or the fourth). There should be some good bargains once corona comes back and everyone panics.

>>19413450
Gtfo Obama commie. Black lives don’t matter. The backs themselves prove this shit to Americans and American cops every fucking day. Back in chains, back to Africa, or in the ground. You choose nigger.

>>19413450

Found the nigger

>>19413477
I just bought a handful of basic shares to see what happens over the weekend. I bet things will continue to crab for a while, there's such an absurd amount of fed money propping things up right now. Some businesses might have the time and cash and luck to restructure before Q2 and those stocks will keep going up steadily

Jannies are trannies.
>>19413332
>>19413138
>this is about stocks
I wish it was. It just isn't. It's about stock market memery and faggotry. You braindead autogynofags should be hung. You can't go anywhere without spreading your filthy disease. The level of discussion in this thread is so goddamn awful that I don't know how to put it into words. Have fun losing money while ramming things up your ass.

>>19413177
>This means that whenever the estimated VIX term structure took negative values (i.e., the VIX futures were in backwardation), the subsequent future return of S&P500 was positive. On the contrary, the coefficient of the positive term structure was not statistically significant in any instance, suggesting that when the VIX futures term structure was in contango (as it normally is), there was no meaningful market timing signal for S&P500 returns. Therefore, the upward-sloping VIX futures term structure cannot be associated with either subsequent market weakness or strength.
"VIX Futures as a Market Timing Indicator"
A. P. Fassas & N. Hourvouliades
J. Risk Financial Management, vol. 12, no. 113, 2019.

>>19413506

Jannies are trannies
>>19413138
>>19413095
>>19413105
Oh, I forgot.
DILATE
>>19413095
You mad, trannie?

>>19413506
You don't think the humongous multi-billion dollar megacorporations have priced in the next year or so of corona shit? Anyone with half a brain that's been watching the news should know things are going to be screwed until 2021 at least

>>19413506
there won't be a second wave. corona will slowly disappear and will be gone by 2021.

however the coming collapse of china might trigger a global depression that lasts years.

So does anyone know why the market went up during the last trading hour in such a strong fashion?

>>19413477
It's a good time to buy on travel/airlines/casino/retail/financial but your risk profile will determine if you have the balls to go in on them, they are down for a reason. The rest of the market is an overvalued shitshow with extreme risk of collapse

Bros, a question from a novice.... Why do so many anons on /smg/ prefer options to most other forms of trading?

>>19412522
Chlorine and ass

>>19413436
I just need one more bad day

PLEASE TURN THE MONEY PRINTERS OFF

>>19413612

they are poor, so they can only buy options

>>19413605
>The rest of the market is an overvalued shitshow
Look outside anything directly tied to the SP500, Dow, or Nasdaq and they are STILL where they were back in April.

>>19413593
Unironically, FOMO of hopes and dreams in buying the dip

>>19413612
More risks, more profits.
It gets closer to the thrill of betting.

>>19413612
Options are peak performance for trading, and trading is king now. No need to baghold memestocks for years.
Dump profits into long holds if you want in a couple months.

>>19413593
The Trump/Powell power hour probably.

>>19413593
Bad news on a trump trade war with chyna was priced in but it was fake news... markets reacted off the back of it

They dipped the day before when the speech was announced but was a nothingburger in the end

>>19413624

>>19413643
Ah this must be it, thank you.

>>19413612
you got retarded answers. the reason is the high leveraged underlying multiplier that comes with options. it's basically gambling unless you use it for hedging which is what it's "intended" for

>>19413612
You need a minimum of $25000 in your account to do same day trades or your account gets locked up under a Pattern Day Trade restriction.

Lot of anonitos don't have that kind of flex power so options are another way.

>>19412510
Thanks. Yeah pep, TTWO, and ATVI had a bullish last minute. I FOMOed in to TTWO and ATVI as a result, and made a large bet on UPRO... now thinking about adding some vix hedging.

>>19413022
Have a good work!
But what happened is:
>>19413593
>>19413628
The news that sent the market down Thursday, trump’s China speech, was better than feared. Not going back on the trade deal, just a vague promise of stripping Hong Kong of its trading privileges.

Something like this:
>>19413643


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHY DID I PUT ON SO MUCH RISK!??
ALSO THREE CHEERS FOR REGENERON!!!! AMERICA!!!

>>19413673

>>19413088
Betting against the future of the US economy is an historically foolish maneuver...
You got any inside scoops on maple futures?

Kek, for some jobs the work from home thing won't fly. Why? Cause theirs no way to keep track of time. If your job requirements state "you must work 8 hrs a day" and you can do your shit in just 4 from home, you do really expect your company to pay you the extra 4 hrs just to sit on your ass and do nothing? The company would either have to cut your pay (which it could legit do if this catches on) or tell you "hey we want your ass back at work or your fired" So then you'd have a choice, take a half pay cut to just enjoy working from home or you go back to your desk but keep your full salary.

>>19413626
true, but until institutions come back to small caps they'll crab

>>19413612
a lot of us want to make it while we are still young. sure we can buy shares and hold them for 40 years to make money but by then we will be old fuckers who cant even enjoy it before we fucking die.

>>19413754
Did anyone put money on smallcaps in their 401k? I looked at the chart on what's available on mine and it kooks like huge gains could be made once they recover.

>>19413527
>>19413450
maam this is a stock market thread

>>19413612
you can make a lot more money but you can also lose all your money. I just buy stocks for a high price and sell them for a higher price.

>>19413593
No. All we have is speculation. Everything that Trump discussed would involve heightened tensions between the US and China, which the market has historically never liked. There was speculation of trade matters going into the meeting, but that wasn't a focus of the presser, which is simply no news at this point. It could be no news is good news, but again, we only have speculation, no concrete answer. The buying volume was tremendous within a span of 7 minutes. On the SPY, for example, it would have been well over $1 billion worth of share purchases. All we know is that MMs/institutionals were buying and we went along for the ride.

>>19413754
Look who is (or who isn't) buying. Correlate that with the futures contract volume we're seeing. Then look again at who (or who isn't buying). If you're not familiar with COT, read here.
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/c/cot.asp

>>19413834
i spent 20$ on a twitter put 2 days ago why would you lose all your money unless youre buying extremely expensive options

like betting 20$ is like going to the slot machine at the casino

people play blackjack for 200 at a time

you just gotta see it as gambling money at a casino not that youre going to go all in buying some expensive ass option lmao

>>19413803
Look at what happened to smallcaps after 2008. They didn't recover for nearly 7 years.
I want to believe in smallcaps but they just keep eating shit because the big boy indexes have created a feedback loop for themselves.

>>19413888
>They didn't recover for nearly 7 years.
Is that so?

>>19413886
I've seen anons lose all their money with options. Some of them are probably dead.

>>19413132
Get into DHC while you can

>>19413901
my opinion is that options is actually the cheaper form of stock trading

like you cant buy the actual stock yourself but you can pay 10$ for 100 shares worth in the future

mental illness in gambling happened to me with poker back in the day

>>19413881
FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT THE COT

LARGE specs still heavily short ES,
SMOL specs stil very long...

God damn it I’m in trouble.

>>19413901
Option writers can lose everything. It is harder to do that with option buying.

>>19413888
You're right regarding the feedback loop, though. A proper reset of indices through rotation out of defensive positions on a larger scale is still on the table, though the Russell 2000 as of now has still recovered 40% from the lows, vs. 36% for the S&P 500.

Sup ladies

This is my last 2 weeks

>>19413928
I prefer to own the asset, it's a manageable risk/reward for me.

When does the crash happen? It better happen before July or I'm gonna be PISSED

>>19413751
>wtf is a salary?

Why is GMBL doing so well??

>>19413988
it happened in march

>>19413980
ya but lets say youre an uber driver

you can either go to the casino at the slot machine with 20$

or you can buy some cool dope option which might yield you hundreds of dollars

and have way more chance of winning

not everyone has tons of cash laying around to be sitting in a asset

Some annon said:
>ONTX after Rigosertib FDA approval this year will be a 1000% if you can hold for a few months

Is this legit?

>>19414017
If your an uber driver, he's better off buying dividend stocks or etfs because he probably doesn't have enough time to research stocks or play with options.

>>19411918

>buy stocks
good
>sell
bad

>>19413992
Because NON

>>19414044
ya you do the whole point of being a uber driver is so you can set your own hours and play with your phone while you wait for a drive

i guess you could invest into those too but im saying if its lottery scratch off or option i choose option

>>19413976
Marvelous

>>19414077
>>19414017
but on a trip so i can filter your faggotry and idiocy

>>19414077
stop spamming this ugly plastic

>>19414075
Meaning??

>>19414077
I've heard uber drivers work long hours to support their families. But if I had little savings, I wouldn't buy options with them, I would put it an etf or dividend stocks.

>>19413995
...
I'm obviously not talking about the corona spook I'm talking about the upcoming insolvency crash. You know, the thing that has made tens of millions of Americans unemployed. The crash that the fed cannot lend to, because the problem is paying lenders. That crash.

>>19413954
>Led by declines in production- and employment-related indicators, the Chicago Fed National Activity Index (CFNAI) fell to –16.74 in April from –4.97 in March. All four broad categories of indicators used to construct the index made negative contributions in April, and all four categories decreased from March. The index’s three-month moving average, CFNAI-MA3, decreased to –7.22 in April from –1.69 in March. Following a period of economic expansion, an increasing likelihood of a recession has historically been associated with a CFNAI-MA3 value below –0.70.
I assume they're keeping an eye on the trends outside of SPX.
https://www.chicagofed.org/publications/cfnai/index
https://www.chicagofed.org/research/data/cfnai/current-data

>>19412858

I accidently bought Alfa Laval at 191 SEK a couple of weeks ago.
Then I bought it again at 185
Then I bought it again at 175
Then I bought it again at 167.
Then it went to 162.

I hodled and sold everything at 192 but it's very easy to panic sell all your shit and lose money when this happens. Stocks go down too.

>>19414095
>>19414092
kys normies

ima do what i want

>>19414111
i dont think theyre supporting their families with uber its a lot of old people who live on social security who want to make a little extra money

from what ive seen

>But if I had little savings, I wouldn't buy options with them, I would put it an etf or dividend stocks.

idk man thats like saying you want to be a uber driver forever though

i think i would rather buy a good option and try to moon land myself out of the poverty of uber driving

>>19413747
>Betting against the future of the US economy
I'm not though! Just the stuff I had didn't quite bust in to green territory with the index in the big final 15 minute finish.

I had an idea for a new layer to credit cards. I doubt I will ever be able to pull it off but the idea goes like this.
People open a credit card with you, say limit of $2000. At the same time they open a $2000 "zero" interest loan (they don't actually receive any money). And every month they "earn" interest on the unused portion of the "loan" compared to their credit card balance. With that "loan", "backed" by the user, we (the company) simply put it into investment grade bonds or a mutual fund.
For example:
Jenny opens a card for $2000. The company "loans" them $2000 which they keep and invest in bonds/mutual fund. Jenny uses her card like a normal credit card, and at the end of the month, he balance is $250. We would give her "rewards" for the $1750 she hadn't spent (minus any fees, like a normal credit card). So if that month the fund made 1%, jenny would earn up to 0.9% (but probably much less, like .5% to account for down months) on $1750. She earned $15 for doing nothing! And the company pockets the difference.

What do you think of this scheme?

I work in the mail room of one of the largest/oldest investment companies in the world. How can I profit off this?

>>19411899
>finviz
Unbelievably based. I never actually read the /smg/ intro post haha

>>19411515
Old banana hands

>>19414130
I’m not sure how you’re using this data?

>>19414179
Aha! I’m not sure why I thought you were a bear. Besides you could be betting on Canadian banks or airlines anyhow.

>>19414193
You’re receiving a paycheck, arent you? You’re already profiting off of it. Maybe ask to sit in on the meetings or something, just don’t be annoying. Depending on the atmosphere, they could be glad if you’re eager or annoyed that you’re butting in. So just stay aware and keep your ears open, and see if you can participate in things if you’re not picking up on any awkwardness or annoyance.

How's my 6/5 182.5 puts looking boys did I fuck up or is there a chance for this retard

>>19414235
>you could be betting on Canadian banks or airlines
Correct!

>>19414193
Well it's the mail room. Next to the cleaning staff they're the first to know anything if it happens. Your surrounded by mail. Sure you can't open it up but you sure as hell can read the outside of it. Or guess what the contents are going by the size of the envelope and who its from and going to.

>>19414248
On Microsoft sorry

>>19413450
do these people get assignments like the weird budget secret agents they are? I mean this guy legit comes here to post about politics every night and nothing else. Isn't even remotely into trading. why even be here? or is he like a pol/ strawman sent here to talk down to people to rally them against the libs?

>>19413928
yes. You buy otm options a year out and the price gets a few bucks closer, you can be up 100% in a few days, but hopers rarely let you loose that much in a day and you have a whole year to get back to your original investment.

I've been CDAing $300 into VYM SPHD and BRK.B a week for the last 3 weeks: Am I retarded? Why or why not? >>19411634

>>19412415
In the next four weeks so my mf calls can print hopefully.

Any anons here in SSL? Just got into MRO and was hoping to look for one more position to make it in a year.

>>19414261
>sure you can't open it
lmao that is literally my job. open the mail, scan it into the system so other departments can processes it. I regularly have hundreds of thousands of dollar checks in my hand

>>19414174
Nothing wrong with being a driver, but putting your savings in options is not a the good idea, any financial advisor will tell you.

Tankerbros...

https://mobile.twitter.com/mintzmyer/status/1266259056764710913

>>19414292
Crappy pizza.

>>19414112
It won't be allowed to happen and if it does, then there will be a plan to just basically ignore it away.

>>19414319
dude im trying to explain to you a concept here

poor people who get their check sometimes buy scratch off tickets in hope of a moon landing

they dont have savings

so if u buy a lottery ticket why not just buy a option

if youre already poor and have no chance of making it with the traditional investing

>>19414333
>Crappy pizza
Papa John with remember this.

>>19414355
Oh shit

>>19414333
>Crappy pizza
John will remember this.

>>19414334
Yeah, the U.S is opening back up more and more each day. People will be going back to work (or getting hired), people will be out blowing money on stuff, taking care of business,etc. The U.K is opening back up, Europe is gonna re-open for tourist season, so yeah.. money is gonna be moving around.

>>19414372
>>19414375
The fuck happened?

>>19414355
Papa John's tastes like ass and oh my that P/E on PZZA. I should buy some DPZ next time there are coupons.

>>19414384
I made a typo in the first one and fixed it as it offended my eyes.

>>19414292

>>19414372
Better ingredients. Better pizza.

BETTER INGREDIENTS BETTER PIZZA

>>19411414

Did anyone elses charterer get out over the last 3 days with their gainz and survive the RPG shipwreck that is MRO?

>>19414397
Respectable.

>>19413022
2.23%+ on the week. I hope you enjoy Hawaii

>>19414422
I used some shitty old website that listed them as having the highest P/E out there.

>>19414350
An option is better than a lottery ticket but people who buy lottery tickets are usually to stupid to make it in options trading. If you're poor and in the west, there is many ways to make it or accomplish dreams.

>>19414422
Not anymore since that Arby's CEO took over.

>>19414445
says you

here i am options trading right now and i was homeless

if you have a mental issue and mental problems it doesnt mean youre not smart

>>19414464
>"better ingredients"
>Arby's

Damn never ordering from Papa again, beef should not be light grey desu.

>>19412350
I bought 25 DLTR $100 6/19 calls last week for 0.10 a contract. If I would have not been impatient, that $250 would've turned into like $6000-$7000 and I would've finally made back everything I've lost so far.

Instead, I got impatient and impulsive. I sold it all for pretty much at-cost last week so I could play SPY more and ended up losing it all.

I went through a little mini mental breakdown this week realizing I was well and truly fucked, but now, I am strangely a lot calmer. Being forced to climb my way back with like $50 since I literally can't deposit anymore money is a good exercise. If I have the discipline to salvage this situation then I'll be better at the game once I have a few thousand again.

When a trade starts moving in a losing direction I get out ASAP now since if it went -99% I literally couldn't play anymore. I'm finding that buying something that expires tomorrow and having futures move in the wrong direction overnight is the quickest way to get fucked.

I'm only buying calls that expire in 2-3 days now to at least give myself a way out if futures move the wrong direction. $0.10-$0.50 SPY calls are all I'm playing because it's all I can afford right now. I just have to pray for a couple to go in my direction so I can crawl back to maybe $150 to $250 and buy some ATM calls.

I see this as kind of like playing the Auction House in World of Warcraft where someone hits the gold cap so they start a new challenge trying to hit gold cap again from 1 copper.

Did the riots end or something?
Did they run out of targets to burn?

>>19414253
YUCK CANADA STOCKS!!
Unless they’re LULU or SHOP, I’m not interested!

>>19414479
Do you also have personality disorders?

>>19414286
Those aren’t my favorite but They’re probably fine. I’m holding some BRKB.

>>19412510
Wait

On the one minute candles I’m seeing blood red massive candle

>>19413976
Nice job, anonito

>>19414479
Mental problems doesn't mean your not smart, buying lottery tickets is a sign that you are not smart.

>>19414426
Yeah, I just sold all mine and got out just in time to turn it around. My stocks are all spread out a bit too much anyway.

>>19414495
Light grey meat is ok. It's just oxidation. You'll get extra iron. Lol.

Ordering take out right now on a friday night with restaurants having crazy bottlenecks is exactly what to expect though.

Pull a Karen and speak to the manager for a refund.

>>19414552
i was a gambling addict and i lost a lot and so i cant say i didnt yolo go buy like 800$ worth of scratch offs for my last ditch effort

because my mental problems were blocking me from making it in society

i dont think it makes me dumb its just like gambling addiction because you dont wanna wage cuck

this week made 4% from selling momo puts.

next week iron condors with spy and a couple put credit spread with tesla. might do some cpb short puts later.

Just thinking ahead here but at age 60 you can start pulling money outta your 401 without taking a early withdraw hit. Well I'm thanking of just pulling the whole nut then and rolling it all into my S&P and Total market funds. Why? Cause I won't need the money (or least I hope not) so why not put it to use by boosting my other two funds gains a hell of a lot for 5 years till I hit 65. Then pulling all that money out from those two funds at 65 and dump it all into a bond fund and let that roll till I'm dead.

>>19414292
wtf This girl looks exactly like one of my students.

>>19414516
What are your favorites? I feel like I should probably branch some into tech.

>>19414596
How do you think she can afford tuition?

>>19413506
There could be 2nd, 3rd, and 4th waves but we won't panic or shutdown anymore because we're habituated to it. It's like a hurricane warning in Florida, a tornado warning in Oklahoma, an earthquake warning in California, or your 10th fire drill this year in high school.

>>19414576
I saw lady yesterday she bought like 20-30 lottery tickets. Her IQ is probably room temperature, there could be smart people who like to play the lotto but most of them are idiots.

>>19411634
Absolute brainlets on biz buying garbage stocks.

>>19414292
You don't see girls like this much anymore.. No tats, no piercings all over. No plastic enhancements.. God I wish more girls were like this..

Hey so what is really down that is going to go up?

memes aside my dudes is the US fininished? should we look to other countries for investment? obviously buying chinese stocks is rather difficult, what are some other options?

>>19414556
good man, capital

>>19414572
idk I tend to go with local places. something about grey meat and cheese that comes out of a hose doesn't sit well with me unless I'm really really drunk.

>>19411452
all these stackers are gonna get fucked by the government : illegal to hoard gold. we will give you a fair price

>>19414660
OCGN. Thank me later.

>>19411506
what's with all the lard on the steak. f gross

>>19414661
Oh, probably.
In fact, I'd bet on it.
Go on, bet against America.
I want you to, anon.

>>19414661
I wouldn't buy a chink stock if you paid me. Half of those companies are exit scams

>>19414631
its just a destructive mentally ill behavior it doesnt say much about her IQ. you could look at people who buy a certain brand of soap and their iq might be below average too

it could be that people who spend a lot on lottery tickets actually have higher iqs we never tested it

the normies who buy one scratch off for entertainment when theyre shopping at publix are allowed to be dumb because they dont even believe they will win they buy it like theyre throwing 5-20$ in the trash and will go to work again the next day

Where's the Riot live stream at?

>>19414704
Which one? There's literally one in every city with a sizeable nigger population.

>>19414686
alrighty i'm going in, better than a lottery ticket lol

>>19414704
>>>/pol/ has threads for each region of this stupidity. Seems like Mini apples tapering off, police/national guard not putting up with it anymore. Atlanta possibly heating up some.

>>19414235
>I'm not sure how you're using this data?
We'll find out once we see the compiled data for the next few months, but it's a recessionary economic indicator, and we don't know at what stage we are along the recessionary track. The data itself should underscore the magnitude of the economic impact in comparison to previous recessions.

>>19413954
Also in relation to who's buying (>>19413881), they might be trying to project forward any correlation between the Fed's balance sheet and market movements.

>>19414715
The one I don't have to search myself, the one my bizbros are watching.

>>19414729
If no bizbro steps up I'll wade into pol.

>>19414664
Anon...its the weekend and the market is closed...why aren't you drunk yet??????

Really couldn't deal with the shit market without alcohol desu

Goddmanit the fuckers are rioting at the CNN Center. They fucked it up. Fuck... My ass is hanging here; I've got a stake in that building damnit...

>>19414702
I bet if you took the IQ lotto players vs people who do not play lotto, the lotto players would have the lower IQ, lotto is for poor people, poor people have lower IQs in general compared to rich.

This is how you can tell niggers are such subhuman trash.


NO OTHER RACE RIOTS. Asian people don't riot for some random person. White people don't do it, Mexicans don't do it, no other race does it. Only Niggers. And for what? One fucking person they didn't know about it until that incident?

To make this relevant for Biz. Invest in Nike. You know dumb niggers will always pay half their net worth for something that cost $15 to make. God, they keep reinforcing their own stereotypes every chance they get.

>>19414654
They're also getting these retarded side buzz cuts on their hair.

>>19414829
>You know dumb niggers will always pay
That's where you're wrong, anon. At least during chimpouts anyway.

>>19414702
>>19414631
People with poor impulse control and people with the inability or disinclination to think long-term are the two main targets for lottery spending above a recreational card here and there.
The same exact group is the target for tobacco products and their coincidence of consumption is very marked.
Obviously the overlap between the two psychological groups is pretty marked as well.
Both mental tendencies are tendencies away from being naturally good or practiced at puzzle solving, brain teasers, analytical thinking, creative thinking, and just generally complex thinking with regard to non-immediate things. A lot of them buy "bingo" or "crossword" tickets because it's "more fun for the money" despite both actually just being the same scratch off thing to reveal symbol which might match that every other ticket is.
So no, on average the heavy scratch ticket buyer would fare poorly in an IQ test or any other similar test operating on principles of focused thought. Generral knowledge, though? They might score fairly well. The true comprehensive retards are mostly on EBT and SNAP which can't be spent on scratch tickets, so any cash they come by they tend to spend on tobacco because their physical addiction is stronger than their psychological addiction and mathematical retardation.
I'm excluding cheap beer and liquor from my calculations entirely because everyone buys a big case of beer, including smart and successful people, I'm basically the only person I know who doesn't live on beer.
And most liquor is too expensive for most dummies.

t. cashier
P.S. I've spent a hundred or two on scratch tickets and lotto tickets and got back a hundred or so which is incredibly lucky already. I still buy a lotto ticket now and then despite knowing the odds because over 100 million is so many orders of magnitude above my normal achievable wealth that the slight drain is worth it to me, so long as it costs less than a pointless online subscription to something.

Hey, I need to know what is and is not realistic in trading and investing space and maybe some advice of what career path to take.


I'm 21 and in a year i will go to uni still have no idea what i want to do for a living I can't find thing im passionate about. I tried ecommerce made some money but quickly got burned out. Tried coding, photoshop, art, got burned out as well. My whole life has been like it.

However, I always enjoyed accumulating wealth in online games just for the sake of having it I like the process of growth starting with nothing, grinding for peanuts and then snowballing into big operations i liked the networking aspect, getting in touch with people who made in game fortunes and had no issue with helping me out I then would do the same for others. I think i'm an opportunist. Many times in those games, whenever there was a big upade introducing new stuff to the economy I wouldn't have an issue determinating what's the best course of actions to get a lot of coin before hype would die down and i would succeed despite being new to that game. I did same thing with ecommerce when with no experience I would buy shitload of toys from suppliers and sell them online during christmas season. I got burned out because for 1-2 months all i did was packing, taking calls, shipping shit every day, search for new shit to sell

Can swing/day trading play into what I think are my strenghts? Can those things even be considered as my strenghts? I always considered myself as a person with no real life skills

I want to be a millionaire in my 20s. I look at those gurus such as Ricky Gutierrez and i just don't understand how he got so rich by 23 when it takes people half a decade to get consistent at trading. And this dude is supposedly making couple mil a year? Whenever I look at those kids making millions i just get depressed. That i'm 21 and i didn't take action, wasting my precious youth on vidya

>>19414813
i was raised middle class and everyone in my family played the lotto from time to time and still do

its just a game

the people who spend A LOT of their money on the lotto are just gambling addicts

to say they were low iq i cant really correlate that because a lot of people go to vegas and dump thousands for no reason

including middle class and rich people

poor black people who buy lotto tickets are just dumb in general because their race

finally the nignogs have risen to crash the stockmarket.

>>19414939
>I'm not an addict because there's people so much worse than me.

pee pee
poo poo

uhh wat stock to buy

>>19414939
Yeah that's me and my family to. Buying a few lotto tickets every blue moon won't kill you. Considering that most people blow more on "splurge" mcd's than lotto tickets I fail to see the harm in it. Now going and blowing a shit pot of green every week.. well you got issues.

rich people have their own form of lottery

large casinos

where they do the same thing the poor people do

according to this guy only ultra rich billionaires who never gamble are the only high iq people

oh wait all those billionaires also gambled on the stock market

so in a sense a lottery ticket is just a cheap form of gambling for people who are just buying in at the poker table for less than what rich people pay to go

>>19414939
when I say poor, I mean anyone who isn't rich. The lottery is called the poor man's tax for a reason. I'm just saying that I think the median lotto buyer is an idiot.

>>19414901
Listen to me.

Work a job. Improve credit score. Borrow money on low interest. Either invest or day trade in an industry you're familiar with. Practice using paper money for a month of two. Then go in using real money. Profit $$$.

>>19415057
Curb your redditposting, the stock market is also gambling.
The difference is the stock market has a low rake (pre-tax, but tax applies to all earnings including other forms of gambling)
Casinos have a bigger rake but better entertainment
Scratch tickets have an average return somewhere around fucking 33% I think it was recently?
They're also not really that fun, the best part of them is the decoration that you scratch off, they're nearly all made to follow the same soulless loop with only minor variations to the "game" because it can't be complicated or dummies will get confused. Lowest common denominator is the aim, and hey, it's for education!
But they're cheap, shiny, and convenient. The main thing is convenient, you don't even have to wait for them to print like with a lotto ticket, and they're at your grocery store and gas station.
So there's genuiunely no harm in a ticket here or there, but the people who spend $10 a week or more on them are full retard.

>>19415076
the median anything is an idiot

the people who even shop at these stores that sell lottery tickets are lower iq than the people at whole foods without a lottery sales desk

whats the rich mans tax? fucking everything they buy gucci handbags for $2500

which is better spent on lotto tickets

>>19415106
People who shop at Whole Foods are pretty much guaranteed to be dumber than the average white trash who shops at a Dollar General, but you know who's even dumber? Retards so programmed to use Reddit that they keep hitting enter twice after every line despite being able to see how fucking retarded their two previous posts look.
Go away phonefag redditor classwarfaggot, this is not the Robinhood subreddit

>>19415106
There are low time preference people and high time preference people. The low time preference spend money on frivolous things, gamble, abuse their bodies. High time preference people think about the long term, buy investments, get educated, take care of their health. The lotto buyers fall into the former category

>>19415100
well theres probably an overlap with people who are in the stock market or rich people who have gone to a casino

i would argue more of them have gambled at a casino than are actively invested

because most rich people are just business owners theyre not invested in other peoples business besides their own private one

>>19415123
no that has to do with patience

you could have a 200 iq and just really like heroin and dying when youre 22

>>19415040
Regeneron on the pullback.
Wait for it, don’t be eager. If you miss it you miss it.

Part of the stock game is patience.

>>19415121
>People who shop at Whole Foods are pretty much guaranteed to be dumber than the average white trash who shops at a Dollar General,
Those are just wives of wealthy men.

>>19412994
I bought today at $12.93 and sold right before robinhood's after hours closed at $13.68. Looks like maybe I should I held over the weekend, but I'm happy, I still have a few shares that I bought the other day sitting around $14.

>>19415017
brown ID confirmed

>>19415057
stop with this spacing you fucknut

>>19415140
Your posts really aren't important enough that they need to take up double the space on the page, actually they probably don't need to be here at all, and no one is going to upvote you.
I don't care what you would argue about rich people because your entire exposure to the world seems to be your middle class family and the snapchats of influencers you follow and envy.
>>19415143
And intersectional feminists, but either way, the point stands.Trophy wives aren't renowned for being bright.

>>19415057
>Calling investing, "gambling"

>>19415158
ive never downloaded snapchat in my life and im more of a 4chan person my whole life

ive started to type like this i think because i forgot how to do proper punctuation because i dropped out of school when i was 15

so instead of like knowing where to put commas and stuff i just use the double space

why are you judging me so hard

>>19415181
>I dropped out and that's why I compulsively double space between sentences, has nothing to do with me being an underage brainless redditfag
>"I'm more of a 4chan person my whole life"
>"why are you judging me so hard"
I get that it's literally your first day on 4chan but for the love of God fuck off

>>19415181
>more of a 4chan person my whole life
This is either some top quality bait or you need to lurk more

>>19415201
not quite homie my first experience was /b/ with boxxy and then sc2 general on /v/ and then /vg/ and then /pol/ came and then /biz/ came when bitcoin was taking off and people started buying coins from /g/ originally

and mu/kpop/

ive been around the block for like 10 years on this website always avataring

i remember dogecoin i had like 7 million dogecoin before they even made biz and when the ron paul its happening meme started on /pol/ around 2012

ive seen it all

Convince me not to buy this thing next week. Any other inverse ETFs whose charts look like bull ETFs?

>>19411414
Is amazon likely to go over 3000?

NEW
>>19415269
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>>19415269
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>>19415140
no poor people are are stupider and have less impulse control, I lived around the poor and the rich, believe me. They are poor for a reason.

UNIRONICALLY TURN ON CNN
>UNIRONICALLY TURN ON CNN
UNIRONICALLY TURN ON CNN
>UNIRONICALLY TURN ON CNN
UNIRONICALLY TURN ON CNN
>UNIRONICALLY TURN ON CNN

>>19415332
They stormed the HQ holy shit.