/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19356893
First indian itt

strap in bullbros

>>19356893
>brave edition
kys faggot

Third for

>REFR

party hats

>>19356893
who cares about this piece of shit re skinned chromium? with pajeet infested bot farming coin?
let this useless indian thread die please

Too late to buy airlines?

Red day? Please?

>>19356905
>>19356909
seethe and dial 8

>>19356906

>you missed the REFR under 2 train

GOLD WITH THE TELEPORTATION!!

>futures blood red

Reminder to do your dd on SAVA. Total failure of the pipeline has been priced in since the phase 2 news, however that is as far from the reality as it gets.

>>19356913
Nah, still plenty of upside. Though the longer you wait the less that percentage is.

ULTA earnings. I’m bullish on white thots.

I feel like a genius after today. Surely this is just the beginning for the v shaped recovery

Between Feb and now 20-30% unemployment happened, forward earnings tanked hard, and a bunch of obvious large risks are on the table that weren't before. At some point fundamentals do actually start mattering. This may be the most disconnected from them that we may see in our lifetimes given just how extreme the rift is.

We're staring down numbers that haven't been seen since the 1930s, and most people with a memory of the 1930s are dead, but IMO if we reject the 200 SMA here and dump - a very realistic scenario for the last 2 hours of the cash session where volume spikes back to open levels, the goose is cooked and it will be so obvious to big money that we're going lower that we'll go lower fast in the next few sessions.
Treasury futures are generally around pivots for continuation up or to mean revert down. Everything is set up for a large move one way or the other. I think the only thing that would truly surprise me at this level is more VIX crush.

Bulls should get the out soon. I only respect cunny btw bros.

>>19356933
Why is this guy posted? Someone fill me in on the joke.

>>19356941
Are you the autistic faggot who makes 10 threads a day?

>>19356893
>brave edition

Insanely based. Brave just announced they're going to release a more privacy secure Zoom competitor lol

https://together.brave.com/

if they ever went public I'd load up on Brave stock in a heartbeat

all the market did today was crab and then dip in the last hour. futures still crabbing. bulls are delusional.

>>19356964
Well if we do go lower, just dca in, for the even bigger gains on the ride up. Just my two cents.

>>19356981
You will put on the party hat and you will have a fun time.

SPLUNK is interesting

>>19356976
huh, nope I just haunt this place during my working hours mostly.

>>19356964
Its not the 1930s anymore, we have the tools now for economic recovery.

>>19356981
If u didnt sell then buy the dip from today then yes it was mediocre. I made 8% today off oil. Then some gay pharmacy stock went up 15% so I bought in on that. I'm sure it will go up again and I'll bail.

>>19356991
party hats stink!

I'm waiting for money to move into robinhood.

Going for exxon, apache, Airbus, WMC, Morgan stanley, lufthansa, and GE

Thinking RTX and/or pembina

There was talk here of aurora cannabis being good, but I dunno... Looks like it's been dropping for years...

I put most of my money into vanguard and acorns, though, cause I'm a coward.

>>19357030
you will wear the hat whether you like it or not. and you will smile.

>>19357056
>There was talk here of aurora cannabis being good
Oh my no. It has some of the worst books in the whole leaf weed sector. Just doing a pump n' dump at the moment. Don't fomo in to it.

>>19357056
Honestly, I would still wait a bit before buying Lufthansa, because that you shouldn't buy the news. Also the EU might do something against the Bailout from the German Government.

>>19357056
You are the stereotypical retail investor. You can decide whether that's a good thing or not.

>>19357083
Thanks.

Guess my gut was right that it looked sketch.

I'm kinda concerned I'm not diversifying enough between sectors, but I don't know what else will have a huge rebound besides oil and airlines.

>>19356893
Damn brah these farts are smelling real nice.

>>19356974
Its some youtube eceleb rick evans from cinemassacre

>>19356974
It's some unfunny forced meme, just ignore it.

I got another thousand clearing into my account tomorrow.
What sounds good for monthly dividends?

can someone blackpill me on the cons of TQQQ besides the 0.95% fee and higher volatility? seems too to be true, does 3x really mean it should target 3x the gains or losses of a comparable fund like QQQ? so in a bull market if QQQ goes up 10% TQQQ really goes up around 30%?

I bought UAL in after hours today. I can no longer be a bear

>>19357161
Yeah it’s literally free money. Anyone who says anything negative about it is just mad that they missed out on gainz

>>19357124
you don't need every sector. You could look into ko, they are still down a bit, because half of their revenue comes from restaurants and outside of home. Most of that will return after Corona, so I think they will rebound.

>>19357156
Only REITs do monthlies afaik. O and STAG are two of my favorites.

Or you could do the DEW.

>>19357014
by using the same tools that was in 1930?

>>19357161
Yeah pretty much. Wish I bought that shit in 2010, would have turned $10k into 650,000 (if you bought in Jan2010 and sold right before the crash)

>>19357187
Doesn't O have a P/E-ratio of 30 or 40?

is that what you call a rally....AHAHAHAHAHA

>>19357214
Yeah. Welcome to 2020.

Again using *logic*: SPX EPS forecast for 2020 is 120. 120 is 2016 levels. 2016 PE (22) was higher than today. So say at the same PE today of 22, today's fair valuation would be $2200

>>19357179
I'll second the KO recommend. It's a good safe long hodl. Just don't panic sell it if it dips again. Long hodl. Add more if you get it cheaper.

>>19357161
The "con" is if Tech has "no room to grow". Then even when the VIX falls you'll still be stuck in a muted crab hell which is the true enemy of TQQQ.
But seriously all sectors seem like hot trash compared to tech even before this. And I don't know if that will improve in the future.

>>19357231
are you seriously trying to calculate a fair value of an index?

you guys think its an airline rally or the real thing? each company has had 4 bottoms since

>>19357161
80% drawdowns occasionally

>>19357214
>P/E
>2020
lmao retard

>>19357218
bulls will celebrate anything

>>19357269
Unknown. There is definitely a short squeeze component to it at the moment. After that it depends on institutional holding the line.

>>19357200
It is time to pick up a book son.

WHAT CAN I SAY
YOURE GAY
YOURE WELCOME

>>19357269
I think there is space for some airline optimism but not equally across the board. AAL feels like a pump and dump. JBLU and LUV strike me as actual optimism.

Uh oh.

Anyone find any good options? Finding a lot of them to be rather expensive

>>19357269
The people who travel on the airplanes are going to die from the covid. You're investing in a product that's going to kill its consumers faster than tobacco.

>>19357312
Next week SPY puts just a bit OTM are really good.

>>19356964
Imagine thinking the Fed isn't in complete control.

>>19357245
>he bought KO

>>19357328
COVID mostly kills poor people and minorities and retiree’s. AKA net drains on the economy. Bullish.

>>19357294
i mean is not like printing is some new invention

>>19357311
In all my years trading, Ive never seen a smelliot wave user be correct about anything. They in fact, seem to be failures at every aspect of life

>>19357344
what if I were to do... THIS!

>they told me to stop bag holding MGM, DAL, and RTX

>>19357218
>he actually thinks the market wasn't packed to the gills with 10% or more gainers
what the fuck kind of market are you even looking at bobo? what is it you hate about making money?

>>19357200
Well they initially increased interest rates and could barely stimulate money growth, now it's easy to stimulate. Monetary base was not expanded.

>>19357358
Delete this.

>>19357368
all you are missing is CCL for the chadfecta

pepsi and coke are shit, dr. pepper is the real chad drink

Big players are buying up futures contracts on low volume to force arbitrage during premarket trading to simulate “rallies” at little actual expense. Then day traders come in and fret over what to do while those same players sell their holdings. It’s stupid and manipulative and it works if you are already rich

>>19357358
pls............no..............you don't know what you are doing

>>19357218
The real redpill is that it appears that this market has become reset towards NASDAQ. SPY may never see new highs because all of the money is going into high risk tech stocks, especially since millennials don't have the patience for dividends.

NASDAQ has actually been hitting new highs and now will be pumped to 10K for the first time.

>>19357462

>>19356941
Which one should I go with?

ive made more money through tech stocks than any other industry you're basically a cuck for listening to boomers longing

>>19357368
while im not crazy to get into airliners, people here were also laughing at me for holding REITs
kek guess what's pumping up now. It was so fucking obvious with reopening coming outside and the stock prices on REITs were already so battered down (but still making profits) that I still don't understand what the risk was supposed to be other after government subsidies were already keeping retail shit afloat until reopening

it was a damn good day, needed this

>>19357462
why is there a mccree edit of bobo wtf

Why can't I just summon the courage to be as dumb as this guy

My life would be so much easier

>>19357500
REITs are large debt leveraging vehicles. They can only be "saved" if they actually played smart and safe before the crash. There is little political incentive to buy their debt. I'd be surprised if any of them paid out anything before 2021

>>19357462
Kek me no know if that 100% reason but it true cause and effect same

This what happened before December crash too. There was something like 14 days of ON pump followed by RTH dump or crab

pee pee poo poo

>>19357506
>CCL
>not CUK
Switch. CUK's normally the more expensive one but it's cheaper right now, and they're functionally identical in terms of voting rights (should you care) and dividends.

>>19357506
damn boy u rich

500 SAVE's

>>19357532
damn thank you didnt know

>>19357532
Also you get to say you made money off of CUKs.
But all jokes aside thanks for the tip, I may keep my CCL and buy some CUKs as well though just to test it out for myself.

>>19357521
are we talking about US or Canada?
I'm guessing the situation is just different in Canada. Wage and rent subsidies are being given out like candy by Trudeau here, then there's also interest-free loans for businesses on top of that.
I'm staying away from small REITs of course (e.g. Nexus REIT), that's managed to be red today when all the major REITs were pumping up.

>>19357529
Is this bullish?

>BMO
>BNS

>>19357569
>Also you get to say you made money off of CUKs.
I do that indirectly with COTY. It's technically a penny stock right now and egirls need makeup to extract money from their droves of simps.

>>19357426
>>19357465
I'm doing the spell and you can't stop it.

>come back from work
>Canadian banks have achieved orbit
Thanks for rooting for me guys.

>>19357358
YOU MONSTER!!!!

>>19357526
>this post
So the average /biz/ user has some kind of brain damage now I guess?

How many of you can even afford the minimum entry of BFOCX?

>>19357605
Being good at trading is genetic and tied to the same genes that cause autism. Most successful stock marketeers are somewhere on the spectrum.

>>19357620
actually it's been studied and proved retards have bigger gains with less effort

how will you fight this bulls?

>Canadian Tire
I'm going to make it bros.

>>19356920
Dude hop on the party city train

$ T V I Q $
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>>19356976
I don't trust that REFR shit one bit. Tel Aviv, daily shilling, etc.
Pass.

>>19356920
why are you posting a picture of a coalburner?

How the fuck is it 25.5 trillion already? Last time I checked it just breached 25 trillion. At this rate we'll be over 30 trillion dollars in debt by the end of the year.

>>19357671
>the retards that buy VTIQ scam cannot even spell it correctly

>>19357691
Debt for the US government is a meme.

>>19357588
Thanks for the tip. Is Sephora on the NYSE?

>>19357295
Oh

>>19357056
RTX under $60 appeals to me a bit, but I would do plenty of DD on that.
Stay away from dudeweed stocks. Aurora is just a PnD right now.

How do you trim your pubes? Do I use a razor?

>>19356905
>Not collecting pocket change while browsing as u usually do
>NOT GOING TO MAKE IT

>public secondary offering of 11,831,496 shares of its common stock held by Sanofi at a price of $515.00 per share

WHAT
THE
FUCK

The stock just closed at $545/share, are they now dumping it on the market at $515?? How the hell does this work exactly? Did they just undermine the value of the shares and reprice it at $515?

>>19357462
>Conspiracies

>>19357743
So how does it pay out based on attention?
Do I just have to hover my cursor over the ads and move it back and forth a little while reading the webpage content or something?

>>19356907

Nice girlfriend, here's mine

>>19357691
If you borrow Disney money but you're Disney, how much money do you really owe?

>>19357187
Select income funds pay monthly. Look at $DNP, for example 7.25% yield, pays every month on the 10th. P/E is a very sane 5:1 and the security itself is comprised of stocks and bonds with no exposure to risky real estate.

>Yes, I own this stock, no, this does not constitute financial advice.

You guys think DAL will get above $30 nezt month?

time to long airlines

>>19357691
Intelligent poster.

What stocks should I buy for long term hold (5+ years minimum)

>>19357822
Anything for mah wheyfu!

>>19357691
I'm trying to find a gif from C: The Money of Soul and Possibility Control of the financial demon dancing as the magic debt clock rolls higher, but I can't

Anyway, everyone should go watch C

Markets are rallying partly due to inflation in my opinion. I think investors are worried their money will be worthless and are buying securities as a hedge against a collapsing dollar.

>>19357691
Literally does not matter in this world anymore

>>19357822
>holding Buffett's bags
lol, honestly I would be long anything but airlines, the second wave of corona will bankrupt them all.

>>19357874
XOM
KO

>>19357874
qqq

>>19357900
The government isn't using MMT

>>19357892
C is very underrated. I rarely see anyone mention it. Been a while since I saw it, might have to watch it again.

>>19357892
>Anyway, everyone should go watch C
that's true...

>>19357750
Bros,
it's a NON-DILUTIONARY secondary offering, as far as I can tell. Why is it priced $30 below current share price, and what does that mean for the stock?

I think I'm going to learn this lesson the hard way :(

what's this pattern called?

>>19357874
BFOCX

are there any other /smg/ approved anime?

LMAO

>>19357641
By riding the wave up on 3x leveraged ETFs set with 20% stoplosses.

After a month I will be at break-even, and everything after that is just MEGA GAINS until the reckoning happens.

>>19357945
the "New Paradigm"

>>19357959
what is that in straight people money?

>>19357971
>he bets against the looney

>>19357951
What's the difference between investing in this and just investing in Berkshire Hathaway

>>19357989

>>19357990
Collectors edition stock

>>19357959
could be worse

ive made more gains flipping tesla than any other stock in a short time

>>19356893
>brave edition

>>19357519
Jesus fuck this twitter page made me physically cringe. Looks like the average user at r/penny_stocks

>>19357990
Well a share of Berkshire is as expensive as a house for one thing.

>>19358015
I can buy it with fractional shares

>>19357750
>>19357934
It means that share offerings can't match a constantly fluctuating rate, so they usually pick the market price at the time the actual paperwork is prepared. Sometimes they are good deals and sometimes they aren't. Often they are picked up by large investors because they can be moved in huge quantities all at once without causing a panic on daytrading.

This is non-dilutionary because the stock was already previously issued to Sanofi, so they're not diluting share value by dumping more stock, but they are diluting share value by dumping cheaper stock.

If it was NEW stock, you would devalue existing stock by the ratio of the dilution: ((NewStock+OldStock)/Oldstock). Since it's old stock, you can notionally devalue existing stock by (NewStock*515+Oldstock*MarketPrice)/(Newstock*Marketprice+Oldstock*Marketprice). In theory. Clownmarket may disagree.

>>19358033
BRK.B

What shitcoin is this?

>>19357959
It would be amazing if Shopify is the trigger to spark the second crash.

I have my stop losses set, so at least I won't bankrupt, but I was hoping for another 2-3 weeks of green before it happened.

>>19357990
The mutual fund is more aggressive. Compare its performance with the stock. The fund is all about market performance, the stock is about the companies performance.

>>19357595
yeah the NHL announced their re-opening plan.

>>19358020
The different is that Shopify is currently, by marketcap, the largest company in Canada.

Shopify collapsing could possibly take the rest of the Canadian market with it.

>>19358082
is that MRNA kek

>>19358108
SPX

>>19358107
>Shopify collapsing could possibly take the rest of the Canadian market with it.
But the opposite is happening. Financials are mooning. And the shitcoin Shopify is dumping.

>>19358082
i dunno, what about this one?

>>19356893
/biz/bros... specifically bullbros... how do we feel about some june 19 Comcast calls? they own islands of adventure and orlando, are slowly going to reopen on june 5... aka schools out. eh? eh? am i gunna be rich?

>>19358142
Banks are up because they just started releasing earnings today and everything is better than expected.

25% BRK.B
25% ARKW
25% BAM
25% BLK

How does that sound for a portfolio of long term growth?

>>19358004
This is nice. I would like to add more USD to my trading account at a favorable rate in future.

>>19358026
Just look at stocktwits. The average “trader” is absolutely, completely, irrevocably fucking retarded. It’s full of 40 year old wagies with wife and kids that found out about penny stocks 2 months ago from tim sykes and now dump their entire money into this shit. They barely know how the stock market works. They think cheering it up and circlejerking about how it will go up and make them all rich will make it go up. Then they lose all their money, quit investing, new wave of retards cattle come, cycle repeats... But im really glad they exist. If these sub 100 iq dimwits didn’t exist, making a living off trading would not be possible.

The stock market is like a massive camp full to the brim with sheep, where only a few wolf feast upon. At the end of the day, all the money this people made by luck ends up in the big boys’ hand.

Look at this shit and have a seizure https://stocktwits.com/symbol/MVIS

>>19358179
Needs more airlines

>>19358082
having fun posting zoomed in 5m candles of the /es/ futures, anon?

>>19356964
>muh unemployment! muh earnings!
Wagies are being paid MORE to not work than work, this is unironically B U L L I S H. While earnings are down, demand hadn't fallen, it's only been suppressed due to the lockdowns, when we open up shit is going to EXPLODE with all the cash Congress & Papa Powell have been pumping into the system
>b-but muh long term consequences of endless printing!!1
When the fuck has the market given a shit about the long term?

I want 2% red because of China tomorrow. I want to buy more airlines and industrials and resorts

>>19358172
dumb, may I point you in the direction of FUN or SIX if you want to make a theme park play

>>19358209
kek

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THE MARKET IS FAKE WHY IS THIS HAPPENING IT'S ALL DRIVEN BY EMOTION THIS ISN'T FAIR I WANT TO SHORT AGAIN WTF WHY DOES IT KEEP GOING UP SOMEBODY HELP ME I'VE LOST EVERYTHING NOW I NEED IT TO GO DOWN AGAIN TO BREAK EVEN PLEASE HELP! WHY ARE THE FED ALLOWED TO KEEP PRINTING IT MAKES NO SENSE FIAT SHOULD BE DEAD BY NOW I INVESTED EVERYTHING IN CRYPTO HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLP!

Pips man. Fucking pips.

>>19357691
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>19358281
You don't know economics son. Just buy an index fund. This isn't for you

>>19358082
oooooohhh shiiiiiiiddddd

>>19358026
Endless bobo tears

We wuz draftkangz n sheit about to make me a millionaire. Thank you to the anon that shilled it March. I wish I could give you a big fat kiss

>>19357945
+ 1 for Stone Temple Pilots

>>19357931
>>19357892
+1 for C: The Cunny of Soul
I've mentioned it like 30 times the past month!

>>19357959
Honestly I suspect this is consolidation of the high fliers because of a little too much optimism in the recovery.

I AM FUCKING DROOLING at the possibility of getting Dexcom a bit lower.

>>19358176
I don't think Shopify is going to take TSX down with it is all I'm saying.

>>19357056
those are some safe options. my advice to don't be looking at charts every hour or you would have a bad case of FOMO

>>19358082
>>19358317
fuuuuuuuuuugggg

>>19358322
Why is it mooning though

>>19358376
Something is worth what someone is willing to pay for it. It’s mooning because that’s the price someone decided it was worth.

>these futures
lmao what was even the point of selling a few hours ago then. jesus christ

I'm just looking forward to seeing x2 my money in DAl,HAL,and MRO in the next few years. Then deal with the other stuff later. Nothing but gains though at least unless some bad shit happens.

>>19358452
ppt

OOOOOO

MAKING THAT CUNNY MONEY
BULLS ON PARADE

DIX AND GEX STILL SITTING PRETTY

>>19356708
who are these cunny bunnies and can I pirate their free shit to play it on my mactop?
>>19355316
>Catching flying knives
You finally found the right word for this! I like it!

>>19356678
jeez. is that from their conference call?

>>19356833
Right, and before they had much more money allocated to 2023, leading many to believe they're pushing GTA back a year.

>>19358424
>how'd you do that?
>very carefully.

>>19358452
the strategy lately is to BUY the close, sometime you can sell the open.

>>19357725
No. It's parent company is LVMUY, which is over the counter.

Team Mumu is so comfy. Just kick back after a long day of funposting and watch futties keep marching higher.

Take a look at this statistic! Markets HAVE to go down!

Bagholding to break even....

>>19358209
>https://stocktwits.com/symbol/MVIS

I dont find this shit funny just sad. "Investors" especially penny stock investors are so retarded that they honestly believe theyre Jordan Belfort in wolf of wallstreet.

They think the frequency of "news" defines if a stock will go up. The amount of times I have seen some retards suggest to buy a stock bleeding cash with an incompetent CFO/CEO because "THEY GONNA DO THE BIG NEWS GUIZ" is mind boggling.
It is like a company announces some shit tier new medication they release or whatever that is more expensive than competitors while having less of a brand base and yet somehow since its "news" it means its going to "moon".

WHATS THATBOOBO?
WHATS THAT BOBOO?

>>19358496
Have you heard of the South Sea Company?

>>19358281
>I WANT TO SHORT AGAIN
Just long it or write puts, you fucking faggot. Or do what >>19358295 said and buy into a fund. You probably can't even buy ETFs right.

>>19358520
“created as a public-private partnership to consolidate and reduce the cost of the national debt.” China bubble? You certainly aren’t talking about Moderna and Fauci, lol

>>19358496
probably have to wait some weeks

>>19358452
Futures whip wildly from red to green to red until about 3-4am. Check them then to see what happens premarket

Guys I'm gonna buy the dip on Enron.

>>19358073
>This is non-dilutionary because the stock was already previously issued to Sanofi
thanks for confirming. The investopedia article was less helpful than I would have expected.

>Often they are picked up by large investors because they can be moved in huge quantities all at once without causing a panic on daytrading.

So this isn't likely to just dump onto the market? Maybe an institution will be taking a larger position at that bargain price? (before quite possible dumping it on the market...)

>>19358556
christ... you go to conspiracies instead of well known ties between the CCP and BABA...

>>19358520
I want to know more about what youre getting at.

ah fuck. what else is left over? I was too pussy to commit all my portfolio from cash so I still have like ~$5000 I could sorta afford to risk/lose but the battered stocks (banks, airliners, cruise, casinos) have already pumped

>>19358222
when volatility is this high, 1min and 5 min candles matter because they can make or break the entire day.

>>19358556
>>19358598
I'm not saying anything big brained here. I was just looking at MRNA's chart and it reminded me of the South Sea company chart.

>>19358641
bruh all that shit is still down yuge, pick one with a good history and dividend payout ratio and buy it

>>19358641
Still have plenty of pump. Hella volatile. Swing themmmmm

>>19358644
>not exclusively trading on the 3m
ngmi

>>19356893
brave really is the best browser

>>19358664
tempting as fuck. just worried banks won't recover until after 2 years. I'm hoping TD and BMO earnings aren't as impressive for a pullback on BNS

>>19358641
not late if you are holding them for 1+ year

mrna looking grim to that baba holder

>>19358641
Banks and reits are still down a lot. And banks in general are undervalued if you believe this handy chart here.

>>19358686
This. Real traders only use 3m candles to trade exclusively on CUNY options.

I believe this chart.

>>19358717
>banks are undervalues
Have you considered that everything else is over valued?

DKNG chads report in
>already up 100% on my Jun 19th 40c
Too fucking bad I only got $450 worth. Should have gone in for 1k.

Thoughts on Squeezemetrics?

I'm not sure if it is accurate but the GEX is still significantly down and not matching the S&P500 despite strong gap ups.

>>19358746
my avg buy in is $27, feelin pretty comfy

>>19358746
80 shares at 27 here may deposit more cash in RH to get more

>>19356933
this post didn't age well

>>19358746
DEAC gang checking in desu senpai 143% and going

>>19356964
you guys have been saying this every single day for the last few weeks. eventually you will guess right. maybe in a week, maybe in a year. you will see some red days, yes.

>>19358739
It could be worse.
But if you look at individual stocks like Shopify, AMD, Amazon, etc. they have ridiculous P/E.

>>19358746
Just remember that Soros is in that game, he will sell when his connections starts selling like always and that means temporary death

>>19358824
Wait until Q2 earnings, it'll get worse.

>>19358824
>>19358839

>>19356964
>t. fag who missed the boat
fiscal and monetary stimulus
economy opening back up
companies investing in technology to become more efficient and trim the fat of shitty workers
those shitty workers miraculously getting money
all paid for with borrowed money

this is all insanely bullish. long term we're fucked, though i said this back in 2008, but you're insane if you think the trend is bearish

>>19356981
>up from 18k to 25k in less than 2 months
>crabbing
>delusional

>>19358838
cope more DKNGlet

>>19358824
>>19358852
We are in the ultimate bull trap. The bull trap to end all bull traps. When the trap is sprung is the big question. Is it Q2? Q3? Next year? The only way we can keep going at this point is infinite QE and negative rates, but when will it end? What happens next?

>>19358838
Just remember that you’re one stupid cunt, also that soros doesn’t actively manage his own investments, and doesn’t know shit about online sports betting.

Thought about maybe buying COF while they're cheap but I dunno it may be a conflict of interest since I'm also a client of theirs. I mean hell as a shareholder I could vote on stuff during the meeting that would impact me as as client.

>>19358902
>but when will it end
When USA gets rid of its ICBMs and air craft carriers which back the US dollar.

>>19356893

> futures dark green

are bobos a thing of the past yet?

>>19358909
It's not a fucking investment you retard, it's a trade. Do you think Soros would invest a measly ~$70m? Holy fuck, just remember what I said, when it happens don't kill yourself without saying farewell to us

whats causing it to go up so much?

>>19358902
That's the fun in this. No one actually knows. The VIX index and VIX futures are still 29-30 despite us hitting a new high (relatively).

Literally no one knows.

>>19357691
we owe to ourselves. it is ok. it is like owing your wife. who cares, it is not like she is going to demand payment.

>>19358944
Sunshine and so Vitamin D.

>>19358944
Look at those huge 1 min candles. Estimate the cost involved.

Let’s get this shit started

>betting against America

Jerome, stop the printers. Give me the hamboigah

>>19358980

>>19357641
>Taxable profits
Smooth brain. Multinationals have been pseudo-repatriating foreign profits thorough domestic loans & stock buybacks

You know for once I hope some of those crazy terrorist fucktards blow up some shit in the middle east, preferably close or right on the oil fields next to iraqi.

plans for SPY tmmrw? i'm bullish long term but i think its going to 295 at the least

>>19358641
Take the Natural Gas pill friend. Oil is trash used by third world nations, natural gas is the 1st worlds energy source.

>>19359003
>for once
Yeah, bears are "for once" misanthropic, we get it, thanks

>>19358944
Chuck Norris became a trader and he's bullish.

>>19359017
Take both at once with GUSH

>>19359017
oil is also used for manufacturing

>>19358909
I made 9% on DKNG. But this shit is ridiculous. Just think of this:
>DKNG
>PE: 723
>Market Cap: 23.56B
>Higher than MGM
>Higher than WYN
>Higher than MLCO
>Despite its paltry revenue under 50M while these others companies make BILLIONS.

>>19359017
Or get a company that does both

>>19359003
>Saudis fund Whabbist terrorism.
>Terrorists would take out the source of their own funding.
What?

>>19358998
And then lose half the value of shareholder equity in one little fire sale. Great business model for long term growth.

Why didn't you but airlines guys? Up 16% today...

>>19359070
I'm scared of heights.

>>19359067
Well like I said most of them are crazy and their aim is not all that great you know. Oil fields go boom, oil prices surge cause demand increases, stock prices go up, share holders win.

>>19359055
DKNG = Online = Tech. PE ratio doesn't matter in tech. That's what the market has decided.

>>19359070
I did. I got LUV 40c for July. They're up 20%.

OH NO BROS

>>19359116
I think you grossly underestimate the response of the House of Saud to "domestic" terrorism that interferes with the lifeblood of their country's financing.

>>19359050
That is true petroleum products are on there rise, but Oil has rebounded too much in my opinion. Natural Gas stocks are still undervalued.
>>19359065
Which ones are still undervalued though? I was looking at LNG exporters such as LNG or TELL since LNG's founder is now in charge of that company since his spat with Ichan.

>>19359111
Well we're going to the moon so maybe you shouldn't buy

>>19359160
MRO does both. If you can bag it at 6 or under your looking at least a double of your investment. (pre virus it was 12 - 13 a share)

People getting squeezed the hell out of right now.

>>19359134
Ah yes, the company making a few million in chump change is the next big tech company. I suppose a man can dream, but its a long way down from the clouds.

>>19358598
It's possible that some of it will get dumped on the market, but probably only small amounts that won't cause much fuff directly. The time delay in going through this share purchase and actually getting your shares is not going to be much better for the average investor than simply trading options.

On the other hand, some CEO of a investing corporation could buy up 10milion of those shares at a 30$/share net gain, instantly adding $300million of net worth to his corporate portfolio, and then get the corp to give him a huge fucking bonus for his great work - without ever having to tap into the market directly.

is VIX hovering around 30ish when S&P is at this level normal?

>tear gas in Minneapolis
finally citizens are rising up against the lockdowns

>>19359204
Some financial analysts are calling the extended volatility the "new normal" going forward. Take that as you will.

>>19359185
I'm not saying its actually a tech company, but the market treats all sorts of companies with any/mostly online presence as tech companies. Its because the market is filled with barely knowledgeable traders. Look at the garbage that investing "journalists" put out. They know jack and shit. Even investors with big pocket books know only surface level about companies. It makes sense. You can't understand finely what every company does. You just use buckets and say "looks like a tech company to me".

>>19359205
kek, they had a protest at the capital over the weekend. they hung a effigy of the gov on the capital grounds. right in front kinda of the gov's mansion. Now personally I don't condone that kinda protesting especially since the current gov's done a hell of good job. The last ass clown we had, well, things would be much worse.

>>19359205
Is this because those cops murdered that homeless guy?

>>19359204
No, trading volume is half the average, this is literally degenerate gamblers betting

>>19359276
>>19359204
>wsb SPY put YOLO

>>19359276
I wonder what that makes futures traders.

>>19359276
So basically a feedback loop? Volume doesn't want to come back due to volatility. Volatility won't go away until we get volume

YUAN IS COLLAPSING
>YUAN IS COLLAPSING
YUAN IS COLLAPSING
>YUAN IS COLLAPSING
YUAN IS COLLAPSING
>YUAN IS COLLAPSING

This is offshore, not the pegged market that Chinese have control over. Pegged is at almost 7.14 though anyway

>>19359204
>>19359276
>>19359304
>VIX is only down because volume is slipping causing smaller moves, not because volatility has decreased

Why wouldn't you be buying cannabis stocks on the ASX anons?

>>19359304
Where is the correlation? And volume of what? VIX is computed using call and put prices.

>>19358942
The Jews here, you’re a pathetic little goycûck and you’re never going to make it.

Don’t Bother coming back here when you decide to castrate yourself because you’ll never win Darwin’s game and you won’t even be able to afford a prostitute.

>>19359311
7.16 hit it's ogre.

>https://edition.cnn.com/2020/05/26/investing/hertz-bankruptcy-executive-bonuses/index.html

>>19359232
Looks like it.

>>19359070
I bought LTM

>>19359311
LITERALLY ALL TIME HIGH
CHINA BTFO AGAIN!

>>19359366
Found a series of photos. It's hippies and joggers doing a blm style street party.
https://www.usatoday.com/picture-gallery/news/nation/2020/05/27/hundreds-gather-protest-death-george-floyd-minneapolis/5263906002/

>>19359232
>>19359366
I wasn't paying attention. Another dindu nuffin happening?

>>19359134
Apparently cloud companies and similar tech are often evaluated on revenue growth and profit margin, applying something called the rule of 40.

But, looking forward, do you think people are going to start spending more or less money on gatcha games (BILI), e-commerce (SHOP), and sports gambling (DKNG)

And you’re comparing draft kings (a company I have no interest in dezu) with casinos that have to pay rent and bus boys and maids and drink-serving-strippers.

>>19359311
>.25%
>collapse
you niggers are dumb

>>19356933
Yep, time to sell the top retards

You have been warned...

Dubs for a micro fall tomorrow just enough to undo today so I can jump back in can’t we just grab guys? We all win just crab until July we can all make so much money in crab market

>>19359417
that apppears to be the shape of it

>>19359436
It's at all time highs and moving fast.

>>19359385
>hippies
Into the reactor they go.

>>19359180
Can MRO survive below $40 a barrel? Also isn't MRO shilled by biz a lot?

>>19359495
They got a nice fat cash cushion. don't take my word for it, see this
https://www.fool.com/investing/2020/05/23/why-marathon-oil-expects-to-emerge-from-this-downt.aspx

c*nny

>>19359495
"After cutting those expenses, Marathon will be able to break even with oil at $40 per barrel. Fortunately, Marathon was able to hedge 100,000 ..."
Nas

>>19359490
Based nuclear anon

>>19359488
>>19359436

china is a debt-issuing nation so their currency devaluing works a bit differently than other nations... essentially, when they devalue their currency, the number values that other countries owe them in, say, USD, stay the same for a given loan, but it makes china more money because they can get more CHN for the debt principal, and then flip it when things get cheap again.

>>19359515
>>19359539
I just checked their current ratio its 1.22 which is surprising for an oil company thats a good sign. I am pleasantly surprised since BIZ usually shills meme's like Buffet and Ichan's love child that is OXY.

>>19359488
.25% is not moving fast enough for a "collapse"

>>19359550
GE has a nuclear bis. (what?, I get bored watching training videos for work so I dig into companies I own to see what they own/do. You didn't think I spent all my time haunting biz now right..)

What's good software for crunching the numbers on your portfolio ? My broker account just does overall cost basis and current market price. I want to be able to do stuff like track returns on dividends and yield on cost which is too complicated for an excel sheet because you have to track all the individual purchase dates and normalize it and shit.

>>19359581
I religously shilled MRO for months, and would like to take some credit as to its popularity here and not other places.

That being said, it's become a liability now being unable to break above 6.1x, so I've moved most out. The gains were back in the 3$ when no one believed me, and called me a retard.

>>19359608
Don't they give you statement each month? It should tell you if your making green or losing it pretty clear.

>>19359539
>>19359515
Did they cut their dividend recently or has it always been this low?

>>19359625
Whats your take on oil does it have more to go or is going to stall and then redip? Right now I am interested in getting in oil and was waiting for the famed second crash and now am sitting on 1k and don't know what to do with it since it never happened.

>>19359637
it is suspended I believe, last I checked. thats when the whacky shit started happening. possible dump. the street hates not being payed to be baggies.

>>19359637
They cut it due to the virus and trade deal shit.But once things recover they'll reinstate it. Most companies have done this so its not just oil stocks.

>>19359608
dont know of any software, but etrade gives you the full picture of all previous purchases

>>19359608
Stick the raw data in a database and use some code to run calculations to your heart's content. I'd recommend postgres as sqlite is very limiting.

>>19359458
The heck? Is this a thing?

>>19359649
It'll go up. Take time though. Look at the 6 month chart. 6-7 months from now, winter is here, cold as hell in some parts. All that increased oil and gas useage.

>>19359699
To say nothing of when airplanes and cars start moving again en mass. All those moving parts.

>>19359550
No way it is 76 million. But it was, log scale would n't help in this case lol

>>19359699
I'D hope so 1/4 of my portfolio is in Gods' gift of OKE. Go Drillers and Natural gas.

God I want to drink anime girl yellow Pepsi.

>>19359417
>>19359458
>>19359385
Uhhh this isn’t even about that black jogger that was straight up murdered on video?

You guys DID see that one right? Odd that he was literally jogging, since you all seem to have latched on to that term as the new slur.

>>19359632
What number should I check to tell if I am green or red? There are too many numbers there I can never tell which is which.

>>19359683
Evidently.

>>19359745
Well mine (E-trade) gives me my account balance, the previous month, followed by the current month balance with the difference listed below. Also displays a nice pie chart of my holdings percentage. Lastly it shows a list of all my trade history for the month, divvies paid out,etc.

>>19359649
>>19359699

Idk. I feel like the magnificent gains are through and now it's a long game, and if I want to make an extra 200$ a month I'll just skip the cheesy breadsticks rather than pulling my hair out over steady gains long term and wild flux short term.

As for OXY, I have no appetite for betting in the middle of the egos of two celebrity billionaires and a woman CEO who makes Hillary Clinton look like Katie Holmes.

>>19359729
Apparently FNR is 28000 Gigajoules/kg. It may not be 72 million Mj/kg but even then the point would still stand.

new thread
>>19359812

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>>19359812

new thread
>>19359812

>>19359741
We all want to drink anime waifu piss here anon, but that doesn't excuse you excusing chimpouts

>>19359745
Also be very glad that your broker sends all this stuff to the IRS and that most tax software allows you to enter a summary for your actions instead of the whole shit load of trades. The brokerage gives you this nice summary statement around tax time. Otherwise you'd have to list every single damn trade you did on your taxes.

>>19357585
Made 7% on BNS today

>>19359817
The one I’m talking about justifies a chimp out... if I saw that, and that were my brother or son or friend... that’s the type of shit I’d kill someone over. That’s like... yeah Molotov their house and wait outside hidden in the bushes with a scope.

How do I get rid of my sentimental connections to my stocks.

Suprisingly ive only made a lot of money since I started in Feb unlike most anons.

I know I need to sell, but I feel like If I was to sell my position I would be killing off my own child :(
I feel like they got me to where I am now and I am abandoning them..

Help me cope...

>>19359956
Right, so one murder justifies a city-wide chimpout against a profession as a whole.
Can't fucking WAIT until the protests against cartels start.