/biz/ - Business & Finance

No that would be Ghosties trying to dump there shitcoins before its too late

>>19341273
Hahahaha I love that this is promotional for STA.

>>19341317
Keked

>>19341273
When the fuck is this shit gonna be fixed?

>>19341273
What do you mean it broke uniswap? There was a trade like 30 min ago

>>19341273
now that uniswap broke you can just instead go for the 10x that makes sense instead of being a pnd

explained here
>>19341857
>>19341857

>>19341970
KYS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S6STxv9LDE

Crabbed down to .38 earlier today after all the weakhands dropped their bags and is back at .55 right meow

>>19342012
I'm. So. Fucking. Sorry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyfBDmI-sv0
I unironically prefer the netflix ending song

>>19342012
you mean .0055, it has never broken a cent yet retard

>>19342044
It went over a cent, in the morning.

>>19341301
You have no idea how obvious it is that you don't know what you're talking about

>>19342054
That was a faulty read-out from what I understand and is why it was pulled from 1inch and the market was froze on uniswap while the dev fixed the issue. I don’t think any anons actually were able to cash out at that price.

Also see: my metamask wallet balance snowing I have like 60 dollars invested in this token when it’s worth easily 12x that.

>>19342132
Ahh, I see. Good luck with your investment lad.

>>19342196
Thanks fren. Good luck with your mooncoins as well.

>>19342044
Yeah, that's what i meant. You don't need to be so rude, fren.

It's letting me click 'Swap' now, but then it gets stuck on 'Waiting For Confirmation'. It just doesn't ask my Metamask to confirm. Anyone else?

>>19342326
Same here, been like that for hours

>>19342387
Is this a uniswap-wide issue or just for this coin?

>>19342326
Click on the fox icon on your toolbar, fren

>>19342441

Yeah doesn't help thx tho

>>19342044
It did, and it will do again. $0,05 eow

>>19342132
Yeah, faulty read, somehow I was selling 5k stacks for 0.8-1c for an hour on a faulty read...

>>19342532
you managed to sell during that crazy run? did you do anything in particular?

>>19342426
yes
imagine being a dev, think of a genius and simple idea
create and lunch the portfolio
the entire biztardium starts buying STA
portfolio smart contract goes haywire buying and selling coins
1inch is kill
FUD about whale wallets dumping
the entire biztardium tries to sell their 5x price glich on uniswap
>just the smart contract wallets doing their thing
uniswap is kill
you can trade on bam-boore-lay

How much to buy a 50k stack?

>>19342532
Look, I don’t know *why* exactly it was acting the way it was. But I do know that the price got slashed back down in no time flat and that liquidity/slippage was so shit that people trying to sell were unable to do so unless they ate the massive slippage which would eat into any such profits. Can you share the etherscan receipts of your transactions?

>>19342594
>sold small amounts not to suffer big slippage
>put very bag gas fees (even then a few transactions failed)
>allowed 20% price slippage
I bought back more after the balancer was back on and price dropped

>>19342648
Literally how? Are you not using metamask? I am unable to trade on V2, let alone make a transaction go through. And V1 prices are shit - even shitter than the rebound will be once trading starts again.

>>19342679
V1
The prices were 0.8-1 yesterday

>>19342594
we dont sell fren, let it ride for a week or 2

Still not working meeeh

soon 1 penny, not selling before 0,05, get in as fast as you can today bizzys

what is the name of this?

>>19343598
Statera
https://uniswap.info/token/0xe343245de92181bc06ba5cd1152c705a2c5f3e2f

put 30usd worth of eth into this and its 8 usd now with slippage on 0.1%. In the last hour its gone up 172%. Where did I go wrong?

>>19343611
The gauges and baubles are messed up, anon. It’ll work itself out.

>>19343629
thank you fren. was worried lol

>>19343635
Apparently uniswap is going to have to install a custom solution of sorts. I don’t understand the particulars but if you try to trade the token for ETH you can see the value is there. My wallet says I have a pathetic balance but it’s worth a lot more than that. Likely in part to its nature of an index smart contract.

Why can't I sell this on uniswap, it just keeps confirming???

>>19343684
Uniswap can't currently handle the deflationary nature of STA and they are working on fixing it

yeah well it sure let me buy at the "broken" price before it all crashed back

>>19342648
Which top holder are you now? 15? 17?

>>19343611
just hold and watch in a week. It's messy at the moment. This coin crashed uniswap and 1inch because of the huge STA demand

Just wait for uniswap fix this, fomo isn't started yet

Should have swinged ESH for a 10x and then with that cash bought STA.

>>19344120
this will be 10x in no time when STA trading resumes.

.0062

Fucking uniswap i want this wild ride baaaaaaaaaaack

>>19341273
Kek Uniswap is working their ass of right now to get it fixed asap. They underestimated the size of this gem.

>brr krrrk rrrrkkk bzzzz
>oh no 4chan broke our exchange

Is there a legitimate concern that the hype for the coin dies if Uniswap and others can't fix their shit?

>>19345322
i think everybody's ready to buy when possible! the fundamentals havent changed