/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19306140
A trillion dollars and still a bald manlet

what a happy gay couple

>>19306140
This nigga straight up looks like a comic book villain. Like lex luthor or something.

Someone post the pasta

>>19306140
Proof that TRT a waste of money.

>>19306140
he choose that
he like literally did and lost money for THAT

>>19306187
It cost 38 billion dollars in divorce settlement

>>19306210
Which he made back in like three months.

>>19306140
she is very hot for her age dumbass

>>19306252
sorry nigger woman
nobody wants be near your ever

>>19306140
Jesus Christ Father Time is a bitch ain’t he. Also

DEAR GOD that’s a man

>>19306157
>A trillion dollars and still a bald manlet
Study some practical profession (cs or medicine, or whatever makes you happy), quit the hamster wheel and live on some quiet, peaceful tropical island with no taxes or at least close to.

>>19306140
I take it as a compliment. You all wish. Envious bastards.

>>19306140
Bog wife

ay dios mio i can hit sumfing like dat for tree fiddy on the streets of caracus. bezos more like cuckos

lauren sanchez was hot 25 yrs ago when she was on FOX news, i memba as a wee boy tugging at my sausage. oh how time doth fly

>>19306140
I mean, it's clearly an improvement.

>>19306424
lmao someone shop her between the bogs

>>19306140
Why would he choose that? He could get a super hot 20 year old virgin with that kind of money and he chooses used old hag

>>19306919
>super hot
>20 year old virgin

Pick one

>>19306731
do trillionaires really?

>>19306140
Is he...

>>19306731
You are joking, his new one looks like a fuckin tranny

>>19306140
It's not going to be a joke in 5 years when he controls half the labor in the country and you can't go to stores anymore and have to buy shitty chinese amazon brand crap.
He's not a genius, he's using the internet to exploit our archaic tax code by passing the cost of shipping off to tax payers while charging for it and dodging state taxes. He knows he's a conman, look at his face, he constantly has the look of someone who just got away with silently passing gas.

>>19307030
because his old one doesn't look like a fucking guy too?
his new one is just a better looking tranny

You are all complete retards.
He does it ironically. He has all the money in the world but doesn't want a trophy wife. He is based and you are gay.

>>19306140
that, ladies and gentlemen, is a man

>>19306140
Someone post his cringe text messages to that transvestite donkey witch

>>19306731
not even close. left is much much prettier.

>>19306731
wtf is going on with this niggas eyes

>>19307265
This is the opinion of a straight man.

>>19307275
1000%

>>19306919

Some guys, especially super smart ones like Bezos, actually find the more mature, smarter and wiser personality of older women one of the most attractive traits. And in contrast, they find the personalities of some younger women virtually intolerable to be around very long.

Also, despite the larping opinion of hoards of virgins on Biz, most guys value the companionship and being able to do things together, and don't just want a hole to fuck.

I didn't used to think this way myself, but now I'm a little older I completely get it. All nice female bodies are the same. If you only focus on that it gets repetitive and boring after a while. At some point you need more to excite you, and the older you get, the more you see 18-20 year olds as kids with very little beneath the surface except for a bunch of annoying self confidence issues. That's mostly why the age someone is attracted to increases the older they get themselves.

>>19307440

PS: Older women are generally far superior at sex too. It's a skill, and that skill improves with experience, much like anything else. Plus they grow the confidence to be more adventurous. Compare that to a lot of women under 25 who are too self conscious to show their butthole during sex.

>>19306140
Imagine being concerned with women at all when you have a bajillion dollars.

I would be too busy building an empire of private islands and amassing gold bouillon to care about pussy.

>>19306140
1 trillion for a bog
or a bog for a trillion?

>>19307440
that's why you have 1 trillion dollars. you get a 20 year old to fuck for a few weeks and then tell her to fuck off and make her sign an NDA for 1 million dollars (pocket change for him). all women are annoying to be around for long periods of time anyway.

>>19307589
>. all women are annoying to be around for long periods of time anyway.
Might as well find a slightly ugly one that at least has a personality and hobbies

1 billion dollars for the first Anon who bends the knee. And admits that I am Satan. And that only Satan is the true way in life. There are no excuses. You make your own life Anons. No bullshit. No laziness. You create your life's path. If you sit at home playing video games instead of learning, you deserve shit.

will he ever surpass john d rockefeller's inflation adjusted wealth?

>>19307274
That happens to people who peek at other timelines for too long.

>>19306252
>for her age

Women over the age of 26 have no sexual value

>>19306140
What you guys don't know is the she is a magic goblina who regularly poops out gold and other curious priceless antiquities.

>>19309602
>Women over the age of 26 have no sexual value
sadly, millions of simps don't agree with you

>>19309602
Based

>>19306140
He could've married Remy LaCroix, Vina Sky, Dillion Harper, Gianna Gem, or Ember Snow. Why'd he settle with this? She's middle-aged and has plastic surgery most likely.

>>19306140
They're reptilians. Those are just human flesh exosuits