/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19285826
> PowerPoint graphic designer
> 500,000 link dumper

>Cyber-Techno Machinator

>Token Price Engineer
>3 years of barista experience required

>cooming buddy for sergey

Yeah, cause all the employees dumped the shitcoin at $4 after shilling it so they can move on with life. Lots of openings now! Nothing happened for 2 years. Unless you’re delusional this is your sign to leave.

If you made 4x congratulations. If you want to go long then whatever it’s free anyways. For the rest who got in late salvage what you can and leave.

>>19285826
wow, they don't even have a senior software engineer yet? no wonder this vaporware scam has nothing to show after 3 years

>>19285826
> Literally hundreds of teams Account Manager
> GravelCoin Announcer

>>19285826
>/biz/tard wrangler
>3 years special education experience

holy crap they are losing it aint they?

>>19285956
>>19286003
kek

>>19286025
Terrible bait

>flannel washer
>mac enlargener
>Jason parser

I head that sergey is selling his tokens so he can set up a small franchise McDonalds up in his office. Is this bullish?

>>19285826
>Hello Mister Sergay senior software engineer here let me join project and we go to the moon

>>19285826
good thing they wont pay them from market selling link. oh wait...

>>19285826
>Big Mac delivery engineer

> bulk flannel buyer
> Advanced flannel engineer
> Serger™ fry cook (Three years Macdonald's experience required)
> Tripfag shill specialists

>>19285826
Do they get competent people easily or do they need people from /biz/ to help ?

> Personal Spelling Assistant (must be fluent in Chinglish)
> Video Game developers (reverse internship: you pay Sergey 30ph for exclusive tweets, includes a Rory voiceover at no extra cost!)

>>19286841
One time I met Sergey and Rory in person last year and I mentioned I was from /biz/. I told them how much the guys at /biz/ love them and their work but the tone of the conversation changed dramatically.
Rory kept turning away and mentioning things under his breath like "should go back there then" "call me a cuck will ya" and giggle to himself.
Sergey's eyes kept twitching uncontrollably and his face turned beet red. They left when I asked for a pic together.

>>19286882
Yeah sergey and rory make no bones about their hate of /biz/, we're the scum on their shoe to be stamped out the second he's finished his burger. Let's hope it's a big one.

>>19286902
I have no fucking clue why they would even want to connect with anons on a deep professional and/or personal level anyway. I'd repay the favor to anons in the future if I have something to offer but other than that my conscience is clear

>>19285826
>professional burger artist

>>19285826
Marines, expect another dump like last year with 700k links being dumped each day for 2 weeks. We have 2 months

>>19286950
Because /biz/ has some hidden competent experts that they can't find easily with standard channels.
The talent that led /biz/ to discover Link almost 3 years ago is not something easy to find.
They mainly use it to make memes out of boredom but with a better outlet for this energy they could make something even better.

Sergey is thankful for our support.

>>19285826
>Literal who negotiator

>>19286882
7/10
I prefer the one with Sergey in the strip club though. Btw. Anyone got the pasta about Sergey asking a cashier to swipe each item individually to prevent 'electrical infetterance'? It's my favourite.

>>19287479
yeah all the geniuses who held LINK in 2017 and got nothing while 12 yo normal fucks made millions on shit like neo tron and verge

>>19288192

The people who bought those and didn't sell aren't getting their money back, its gone. The people who bought LINK in 2017 are in the profit and it will continue to only go up.

>>19286019
It went up like 900%+ in 2 years.....

>>19285826
>Hedge found manager (Previous porn acting experience required)

>>19285826
all of these positions will be paid by dumping LINK tokens

People new to /biz/: Yes, Chainlink seems like a promising project. Yes, it seems like the team is full of geniuses. Loads of partnerships. The world is going to run on LINK! Right?
Before you buy, let me tell you a story.
I was visiting San Francisco to see one of my friends. We went to a strip club, and while I was there I saw Sergey, surrounded by women. He was throwing tons of money at them, but not just bills. It was stacks upon stacks of $10,000, sealed up with white paper bands like he had just come straight from a bank.
I went up to him and congratulated him on the success of Chainlink as of late (this was about a month ago), and he started laughing. He took a hefty swig from a bottle of Dom Perignon and said, "Yeah? You think I care, stinky?"
Confused, I asked what he meant, and said that he had obviously put a lot of work into LINK and he should be proud.
"Fundamentally, I don't give two fucks about Chainlink, kid."
He was about to say something else but one of the strippers tapped him on the shoulder. Sergey pulled out from his pocket the biggest ziplock bag full of cocaine I've ever seen in my life. It looked like one of those gallon bags, almost bulging at the seams. The stripper ran off into a back room with it.
He then pulled out a Zippo lighter.
"You wanna know what I think about Chainlink?"
He snapped his fingers and a stripper handed him a bottle of Hennessy. He then pulled about 20 stacks of bills from a duffel bag, threw them on the floor, and poured cognac all over them. He flicked his Zippo and dropped it onto the pile. Almost instantly the whole stack caught.
I stared at him, speechless.
"It's called a 'PUMP and DUMP,' kid."
He laughed as he watched the pile burn before losing interest and going into a back room with his entourage of strippers following carrying duffel bags full of what I assume was money and coke.
This is the man you are supporting by buying LINK.

>>19285826
lol shits dying

>>19287514
This one is my favorite

Just found dis place n' I be amazed at how tha fuck much support fo' Sergey Nazarov you muthafuckas is showing. Let me rap muthafuckas a story. I be thinkin you gonna appreciate dat shit.

Yo ass may not know dis yo, but Sergey is straight-up a pimpin' decent dribbla n' shit. I remember last year attendin a event all up in tha NBA Allstar break. I was part of his crew n' let me rap , we was up in Awe when his thugged-out lil' punk-ass bounced tha bizzle all up in his fuckin legs. Dat shiznit was incredible.

Whatz even crazier is what tha fuck happened next. Jebron Lames straight-up strutted up wit a funky-ass basketball, apparently gettin locked n loaded ta yell at JR Smizzle. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sergey looked at Jebron n' holla'd "Man thatz all you eva do is yell. Yell, yell, yell." Lames looked at his ass n' holla'd "Well if I had yo' talent Nazarov I wouldn't gotta yell all muthafuckin day."

Crazy.

>>19285826
>Json parser renamer
Must have ability to right click and edit properties of existing files
700k link per annum + benefits

>>19285826
>Shadow Fork Señor Developer

>>19285826
>oh hey anon, what kind of job do you have
>I'm a Chainlink Cloud Reliability Engineer
>uh ok

>>19285826
>growing the team
i think you mean
>dumping more tokens