/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19276611
SOON

>Yes I own the rest of /smg/ by putting my hentai link in the educational list
>We in the hentai community are quite humorous people

I dont respect women bros

lmao

Crash Tuesday bros

who /green/ here?

Peter Schiff is right and there's nothing you can do about it. Screenshot this post.

>>19276658
I do

First for have fun this weekend!

>they're buying into memorial day weekend
holy shit

BORING!
Oh my fucking god what a BORING WEEK.

>>19276669
imagine if they had been that big when she was young

Just went all in on $296 SPY Puts expiring 05/26.

Can't wait for Tuesday, the bloodbath will begin

I only respect the crab bros

>>19276665
>crash friday bros
>c-crash tuesday, t-trust me this time

>>19276658
Based.

>>19276669
Fag.

>>19276679
I bought SPCE hoping that Richard Brandon's stupid test flight this weekend goes well.

LAST MINUTE RALLY

>>19276673
Monday we will find out it was indeed a nothingburger, Tues we moon, I guess you didn't buy a ticket eh?

>>19276679
You want excitement? Go to the casino.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_aOERmUWdA

>>19276611
And you wanna tell me this market isn't rigged? LoooL

>>19276673
The fear is over. You lost, Bobo

holy fuck this article. https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/22/arts/pandemic-ads-salute-you.html

>Dozens of TV and online ads have angled to position brands within the pandemic experience, deploying inspirational pop music and gravelly voice-over artists to assure us that in “these unprecedented times” (Buick), that “in times as uncertain as these” (Chick fil A), “we’re all living a new normal” (State Farm), but “even now, some things never change” (Target) because “our spirit is what unites us” (Dodge).

>The hallmarks of the coronavirus ad are so consistent they could be generated by bots. They begin with eerie drone footage of empty streets, a shot of a child staring plaintively out the window and then — cue the upbeat musical key change — a medical worker peeling off a mask, a guy jamming on a home piano, maybe a deeply pregnant woman rubbing her belly as if summoning a genie from its bottle. One Coca-Cola commercial, “To the Human Race,” created by a Malaysian advertising agency, elevates the subtext of these ads to text. “For all the scare mongering, there is also care mongering,” it says. “For every virus, there is a vaccine … in positivity.”

https://youtu.be/fp6UZ_I4zj0

>>19276708
>nothingburger
>the virus is what matters here
please, anon.

>>19276662
pretty soon it will be
>___ declares bankruptcy
>stock soars

>>19276708
Asia is going to crash the world economy monday

>>19276721
ive noticed that in all the commercials and it immediately makes me rage at the company for being such a SJW cuck.

those ads are so cringe

>>19276673
>memorial day
tfw when your rocks can't be mailed to amazon until tuesday for your order of toofpaste, which means assay wont happen until weds and prolly wont ship until thurs.
al dented.

>>19276724
>stock market
>reflective of the economy
Anon I...

>>19276662
>cutting costs
>somehow bad

>>19276756
>>19276721
If you ever, ever see commercials you're doing something wrong.

>>19276679
>>19276701
Snib Snab
MSFT literally at +0.08. Nice.

>>19276669
LARP

>>19276658
Based and Puffy Vulva.

>>19276721
Oh my god, a massive brand is talking about how essential workers are heroes! I'm totally going to buy some coke next time I'm at the supermarket!

>>19276766
>thinks it's assumed to be about the economy
>doesn't assume it's about the credit market
I'm so sorry.....

>>19276721
I was noticing those last week and getting pissed off by them, fucking corporate faggots exploiting retards during a pandemic to make a quick buck

>>19276752
>Caring about Asia and their "stocks"

LOL

>>19276673
As much as i'm coping,
The government doesn't want to see a red day leading into a government Holiday

FUCK THIS FAKE AND GAY MARKET
>FUCK THIS FAKE AND GAY MARKET
FUCK THIS FAKE AND GAY MARKET
>FUCK THIS FAKE AND GAY MARKET
FUCK THIS FAKE AND GAY MARKET
>FUCK THIS FAKE AND GAY MARKET
FUCK THIS FAKE AND GAY MARKET
>FUCK THIS FAKE AND GAY MARKET
FUCK THIS FAKE AND GAY MARKET
>FUCK THIS FAKE AND GAY MARKET
FUCK THIS FAKE AND GAY MARKET
>FUCK THIS FAKE AND GAY MARKET

have a good weekend bros


buy on Tuesday and fuck anime

>>19276759
Is he still brain-broken?

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do this week? I'm up .50% today, a good end to a good week despite being in the grip of King Crab. No moves today, covvies cuddled cozy (barely), holding GSX short despite having an opportunity to exit this morning. Got a lot of cash burnin a hole in my pocket, perhaps some more aggressive options moves on Tuesday? Congrats to the poaster who correctly called today's price action btw, right back up to the point of control.
Thanks to Joe "Racial Jungle" Biden for saving the market btw
This week we're going to the Romano's in Caguas, Puerto Rico! Maybe Peter Schiff will come and shill us his weird gold chiclets or whatever he likes :o

>we source most industry to China
>they are a huge chunk of the world economy
>downgrade their GDP

Looking forward to the fun

>>19276792
>Printer will brr literally for the next year
>stocks will tank in 3 days
I'm sure...

MY PUTS ARE GETTING RAVAGED. WTF I THOUGHT WE WERE DUMPING

>>19276815
I lost pretty much all the gains I made yesterday

>>19276669
yeah, i can coom to this

>>19276655
My nhentai link is forged by folding western tears over 1000x like glorious nippon steel.

>>19276815
>Thanks to Joe "Racial Jungle" Biden for saving the market btw

holy shit my sides

>>19276824
>Printer
Oh... anon...................

>>19276790
Subliminal messaging, brand awareness. Study after study shows it really does work on the normans.

Wheres weekend Chili?

>>19276815
Ah here.
Up quite a lot today. Sold AMD 54p two days ago at 56.5 and I dont know how its green after the stock tanked to 55. IV got fucking crushed. Dont even know why but Ill take it. Maybe NVDA ER.

Rest was theta crabbing MSFT and a small day trade for some change.

For the week:
Had some V when the weekend jump happened. Got some nice money for that. Nice week all in all.

well see you faggots on tuesday

Get crabbed on.

>>19276825
CHINA PUTS!!!!

>>19276815
Another yawnfest, but i'm FREE from staring at charts for three whole days!

>>19276788
Piracy is just a roundabout way to own your digital purchase. What Blizzard did justifies it.

>that last minute pump to keep SPY and QQQ green
i can smell their weakness

me open ES_F short @ 2953

u there bobo?

>>19276815
+1.47% on the day
+6.88% on the week

+1% today

+112% over the last 3 months

Feels good

>>19276857
This is fucking IMPRESSIVE

ALL HAIL KING CRAB!

>>19276878

>>19276815
Broke even. Boring!

>>19276823
>be China
>stuck in the middle of a trade war and have a pandemic outbreak
>totally mismanage it and let it spread to the rest of the world
>close off to everyone and not allow foreign press in
>be shocked when the rest of the world wants less and less to do with you
Yeah it's been a lot of fun watching them overplay their hand and crash and burn.

>>19276815
my stocks went down today, in down half a percentile

>>19276851

>>19276679
take some acid

Yes, your Honor, this is where the bad man Jerome touched me.

>>19276815
bretty good day, but got ass blasted on options this week so not so great overall. I have to really stay away from options for a while.

>>19276900

>>19276873
keep coping bear, you can always get a job at taco bell

>>19276878
That's a man

>>19276611
I am financially ruined.

i respect women of all ages, lads, especially if they are mature. i'm also short brazil, qqq, fb, xly and pins. have a good weekend my e-brassahs, yes even the mumufags

Try buying some calls on SPY today. Got in when SPY was 293.5 this morning, paid 0.81 per SPY 298c. Currently, calls are around 0.7 each when SPY was 295.15. optionsprofitcalculator promised me they should be worth $1.3 each at this point. Where did I go wrong? Looks like theta fuckery to me but I thought opc took IV into account.

>>19276923
i already work at taco bell. poasting on my lunch break :) and only $500 in robinhood hahahaha

>>19276954
then that isn't weakness you smell....

>>19276916
fuckin kek

>>19276951
NO! OPC uses black scholes with a FIXED Vega and Rho

>>19276776
>Shrinking market exposure and an ever increasing path to insolvency

"Actually this makes sense"

>>19276812
He got an astral demon in his brain, what many don't know is this comes from the high harmine (telepathine) content of ayahuasca, not just the DMT
>>19276854
Maybe I will actually learn how to delta-neutral this long weekend, I think theta will get many pinched
>>19276874
u think we pop back down to 2945 or what?
>>19276904
:(
You have any thoughts on Tempur Sealy?

should i liquidate everything? about even on everything but going into a 3 day weekend. or do you think it would go up like the beginning of this week on tuesday

>>19276963
*whiffs internally*

Guess who’s tag-teaming their friends gf tonight bros

whats the new enron, /biz/? who do we short?

>>19276933
That's a man

You sold everything right anons?

>>19276923
my preferred name is Bobo.
but pls do the needful kind sirs and see to it if MVIS is a good for your portfolio so that i can quit making chalupas. merger soon.

>>19276984
Fugg :DDD
The more you know.jpg

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOCK MARKETTI!!! YOU CAN JUST DO WHAT I DONT WANT YOU TO DO!!! FAKEARINO!!!

>>19276673
Time to buy Trump stocks and wait for the speech.

Hope you guys haven't bough chink shit!

>>19276992
>Shrinking market exposure
Not necessarily. Some retail companies somehow manage to have really inefficient market exposure.
If you can cut costs more than exposure....

>>19276951
Doesnt OPC use a fixed vola?
>>19277006
I think we wll continue to crab. For a very very long time. There is no sell pressure but also no buying pressure. 285-300 is my range.
>>19277015
Boeing desu
>>19277021
No, Im not a commie.

NAIL is still doing well for me, but i'm noticing that several of the companies it contains are nearing ATH... how worried should i be

>>19276815
.68% today
If I had sold the top I would have been 1.3% higher... oh well

>>19276790
Kek

>>19277015
>whats the new enron
Tesla

>>19277004
I sold TPX so it doesnt enter my cranium

>>19277047
>Hope you guys haven't bough chink shit!
I really want to buy Chink shit but it is just so risky. LK was the last warning that its all fake.
BABA and BILI are some of the only companies I even think about buying into.

>>19277006
Get out this weekend. If you see people enjoying Memorial Day weekend and celebrating summer like nothing is happening, I’d take that as a good signal for a green Tuesday. I’d expect more crabbing until some strong recovery signal comes around. Everyone is holding their breath and their cash in a wait and see position.

>>19277079
Not incorrect

>home market closed yesterday and today
>american markets closed on Monday
Deary me, I’ll end up spending my money on actual useful things at this rate.

Eh, I haven't been so happy about weekends ever since I stopped going to work. But I'll probably miss this two months of getting paid without having to work someday, so I guess we gotta enjoy it till it lasts.

>>19277004
I see, I see!
I need to into cactuz growing and fungifarming... I need to broaden my brain before I must do so literally.

>>19277085
Sold my Bili today... I miss her already.

>>19277100
I hate this view

>>19277091
everyone forgot about the tent factory, quality issues, the desperate rumor about saudi investment, the spontaneous explosions and fires....somehow tesla is now at or near 52wk highs....elon is a genius. would have been time magazine man of the century if not for his redpill tweet which time will now construe as him being a supporter of bad orange man. teflon elon....the man has 6 sons. most men can't even have 1 son.

Wait. Did MSFT get an IV crush?
I can almost rebuy my covered call for 50% profit and the stock didnt move much from my writing position.

>>19277015
everything

>>19277004
am building actual short position for when it go 2200

>ctrl+f
>no GALT
>no SNSS
>no SAVA
ngmi

>>19277164
>GALT
Holding and green
>SNSS
Don't trust this one.
>SAVA
Well...

>>19277121
None of that matters. It's the same onions boy cult following of Apple during the Steve Jobs days. Neckbeards just transformed into onions boys. Space and the future! ELON IS A GOD!

>>19277050
If stores closing indicate we're moving to a storefront-less society, the middle class and retail working industry is fucked, which is the going trend already.
Do you think these stores are closing now because its a good business move to close 250 stores? Or because the writing is on the wall?

It's already been established the past 2 months that bad news == higher share price, so whoever purchases the earliest or before a bout of bad news can unload When the most vultures show up.

People don't even know why they're buying something anymore. its all just opportunities at the expense of critical thinking.

I’m hoping PFE bumps up against $39 next week so I can throw out a bear credit spread.

>>19277021
Yep. I'm not bagging this weekend, fuck that nonsense

>>19277179
Why do you think the gig economy is flourishing? Traditional retail is dying. We're slowly transitioning away from brick and mortar shops

>>19277164
>still playing with pennyshits shilled by tripfags
One day you'll grow up kiddo

>>19277047
I bought a whole bunch of puts on chink shit

stawks will crab from now until sept/oct so it's pointless to follow shit like spy, qqq and any of the etfs. no more big drops, the fed has unlimited tools. expect a ban on naked short selling within next few weeks. i'm not an insider for the record. just a coomer who gets moments of post-nut clarity.

First, which one of you zoomers is an actual r*ddit discord tranny and second, why did you buy so much BIEI when their website looks like a Geocities page circa 2002?

>>19276874
I like this mangaka a lot. Ressentiment is really worth reading, I’ve mentioned it here before. It’s a little icky if I remember right.

Since I’ve been asking for anime recommendations (but I’ve only got ones I’ve already seen) I submit to SMG my manga recommendation:
Read Ressentiment you NEETs and perverts!

>>19277015
china

HODL SEA CATS HODL!

>>19276874
BASED SIRJOHNSTEELE

>>19277202
SEC!
OPEN UP!

>>19277202
>stawks will crab from now until sept/oct
If we make it to July with out a second wave shitting on everyone, we’re going to pop above SPY 300. Probably get hammered again going into winter with an encore performance of Mr. Crabs in December-February.

>>19277160
total loss

>>19277202
>expect a ban on naked short selling
I thought you said you had clarity? That’s not happening. It makes no sense, we’re no longer trying to prevent a crash, it’s wildly unlikely. The fed has shown their hand, and they have all the cards.

>>19277230
That cop looks familiar...

>>19277164
There is a penny general for gamblers with 200$ in their accounts. Maybe thats more up your alley

>>19276685
Probably were how else do you think she got where she is.

>>19277179
I don't know anything about Victoria's but if it's a good buy upon this news depends on the current valuation and fundamental analysis of the balance sheet and income statement. Not as a growth investment but as a net positive buy.
Sometimes management is too lazy to do anything preemptive and it needs some pressure from the environment and or activists to change anything for the better. All I'm saying is that general statements like store closures == bad are stupid dumbfuckery. You won't get very far with your bad == good thesis.

stop go up

>>19277263
>they have all the cards
>we can magically bring back revenues and loosen your profit margins, everyone!
It's going to be long and painful if they keep shelling loans out. I'll happily sit aside in bonds.

how are fairing today lads?

>>19277288
Nah, pregnancy is like second puberty for women. Those big fat mom tits are made by having kids.

>>19277160
>2200
good lord. You don't think we'll have opportunity to rebound at 2800 and ~2500?
>>19277208
>Ressentiment
...Nietzschian mango :o
>>19277202
I'm bull-bias but I think you have to admit the fed's tools are HIGHLY limited

>applied for covered options trading
>rejected
>told I can't apply again for 60 days
Go ahead Bobo, crash the market. I need cheapies to cope with.

>>19277321
>Rejected for covered call trading
Get a real broker then ffs
Like 99% of cash accounts allow covered calls and cash covered puts no questions asked.

Hell, RH and Tasytworks will give you margin naked put trading as long as you have somehow 2k$ in your account I believe.

>>19277321
How financially pitiful do you have to be to get rejected from Robinhood Options? That’s like getting rejected from a Best Buy credit card.

Anons, I bought 4k into TGODF at .35 before the close and am holding over the weekend.. how bad did I fuck up lol

>>19276907

>>19277249

>>19276662
not surprised. retards on /biz/ praised JCP for a good while

>>19277359
>pennystocks

>>19277299
I think you replied to the wrong post, or misunderstood the context.

>>19277313
Got busy doing woodwork today. Most of my calls from last week are still up, except GILD. One thing I'm sure about is that RTX will become the new AAPL.

>>19277353
I'm going into a branch office to ask them wtf happened before dropping them.
>>19277356
>Robinhood
wrong.

Monday is going to be a fucking blood bath

>>19277295
Of course, all the retail investors are considering the "good fundamentals" of a brick-and-mortar store closing their brick-and-mortar storefronts.

Everyone is playing their own version of 4D chess and we're all geniuses here

>>19277208
Usogui
Out (Makoto Mizuta)
Her Appetite's Too Big For Me Alone
Love After World Domination
Gleipnir
Saihate No Paladin
Osu!! Karatebu
Peerless Dad
I Was Kicked Out Of The Hero’S Party Because I Wasn’T A True Companion So I Decided To Have A Slow Life At The Frontier
Asper Girl

>>19277446
>wrong.
Then maybe you should use Robinhood if you’re getting turned down at the big boy brokerages.

I'm currently holding on to HUYA calls... how fucked am I?

>>19277454
the bright minds of /biz/
>>19277321
how the fuck do you get rejected from covered options trading? are you a convicted felon with 300 credit score? even then i feel like robinhood would let you

>>19277479
I'd rather jump through Schwab's hoops than move to Robinhood.

This week has been the turning point right? All green week. Crabbing along but it seems like states are opening up . China trade war news didn't affect it at all

>>19277202
Fed has blank cheque but it's regulated. It doesn't always mean that the Fed is the reason why stocks will go up. This week has been a bull run and the volume is high, compared to past week where it's bear market but low volume. Which means that some asshole billionaire is getting his books burned.

>>19277454
>Monday is going to be a fucking blood bath
I predict 0.00% change on Monday for all the major US indices. Screen cap this. Also, fuck bears.

>>19277508
This weekend is the turning point. Memorial Day, summer starts NOW. If everyone has a good time and states don’t put down the clamps, we’re green next week.

>>19277424
>Heck Becky how ar OHH MAH GAAWWWWSH!!!! Is that the new AMRAAM BVR-air to air missile????
>>19277446
Just switch.
That broker sounds like a pain in the ass. I switched broker once because they started shit like this and I told my new broker that they should shut up. The agreed if I show them money. I did that and they were happy and never bothered me again with documents or whatever.
End of story.

>>19277418
nah, it's for you. How will there be no crash via FED work? Liquidity. More liquidity -> tighter profit margins. It's just going to be an utter shitshow for almost everyone. If corps can't last for more than a month without loans, then they're not going to survive with more loans until consumer confidence is back in full bloom and then some. This shit is going to be messy no matter what happens and it's going to take a hell of a long time if the FED uses their toolkit to the extent that it prevents a crash. tbqh, we're just wasting time with the stimulus and balance sheet expansion. many corps are going to need to file for bankruptcy, and we're just delaying the inevitable. american workers aren't going to get any kind of softer landing than what they would get now. CARES should have been more than enough, it's a full quarter of living expenses for most people.

>>19277466

>>19277486
The words "Chinese Twitch" were both negative so they cancelled each other out in your mind and you bought.. right?

>>19277456
>Yes, I'm a retard and have no arguments.
Good that we settled this. Don't try to be as much of a retard next time, ok.

>>19277508
Yep. Bears literally can't hold on to a single fucking dip. Remember all the horrible news this past weekend? Google anti-trust, Buffett selling GS, Fed coming out with warning. And still MASSIVE up week. Remember all the bad news just yesterday with Hong Kong? Even the futures were down 1% at one point. As fucking predicted, it turned around to green in a snap once the markets opened.

Bobos eternally fucked by Papa Powell

Holy shit.... that Biden thing mentioned on /smg/ a few threads back.... Trump is already meming it.

https://twitter.com/TrumpWarRoom/status/1263934267723264000?s=20

Do you think we still ahve people here with SPY puts? I see less and less angry people.

>>19277562
must have
made some money off them before earnings and made the bright decision to buy more calls. earnings were good but the price tanked

>>19276752
>Asian markets crash
>Flight to safety sends SPY over 400

>>19277558
Fucking kek

>>19277600
They've all hanged themselves probably

>>19277466
I’ve been asking for anime, but I’ll take manga. Some interesting stuff here.

>>19277537
Skimmed this but I didn’t see anything relevant to banning short selling so I’m not going to bother with it.

>>19277600
i have spy puts papertrading because i cannot afford to actually trade now (not because im bankrupt; im moving to a bigger apartment and want to buy a bunch of nice furniture)
only my pride is at stake this time

>>19277566
Yeah, okay pal.

Tom Lee explains why he sees new stock-market records by year-end

> Expect a massive hit to corporate earnings this year accompanied by all-time highs in the stock market, Fundstrat's Tom Lee said on Tuesday.
> Lee said he thinks that despite the likelihood that companies will report negative earnings in the second quarter, the S&P 500 could trade at 3,450 by year-end, driven by stimulus policies and a sharp rebound in corporate earnings.
> "The middle months of 2020 are going to be bad and 2Q 2020 should be a loss ... but this does not mean stocks should go down," Lee said.

>>19277523
>>19277569
Autism shows a different story, anon. The data is there for you to gather. Use it.
>Average of the Non-Market Hours Movement (Magnitude): 1.08%
>Average of the Market Hours Movement (Magnitude): 0.84%

>Days in Which Market Hours Followed Futures/Pre-Market: 20/32 (~63%)
>Bullish Market Hour Divergences (Irrespective of Daily Net Gain/Loss): 6/32
>Days in which a Bullish Market Hours Divergence Resulted in Daily Net Gain: 4/6
>Bearish Market Hour Divergences (Irrespective of Daily Net Gain/Loss): 6/32
>Days in which a Bearish Market Hours Divergence Resulted in Daily Net Loss: 3/6

>Average Daily SPY Volume (Daily Net Gain, 4/8 to 5/13 + 5/19 onward): 102.52 million, 16 days total
>Average Daily SPY Volume (Daily Net Gain, 5/14 to 5/18): 117.82 million, 3 days total
>Average Daily SPY Volume Rate of Change (Daily Net Gain, 4/8 to 5/13 + 5/19 onward): Logarithmic Decay, R^2 = 0.79
>Average Daily SPY Volume Rate of Change (Daily Net Gain, 5/14 to 5/18): Flat

>Average Daily SPY Volume (Daily Net Loss, All): 109.13 million, 13 days total
>Average Daily SPY Volume Rate of Change (Daily Net Loss, All): Flat

>>19277619
They don't know what a ban on short selling would entail for liquidity, anon. I wouldn't bother.

>>19277640
if this happens i will post a video of myself crying on /smg/ everyday until the market goes down again

>>19277641
And your conclusion is?

>>19277640
>report negative earnings
>stimulus policies
>sharp rebound in corporate earnings
>back to normal everyone!
top kek

posting again in new thread to say
TQQQ and Amnime Wifes pee-ing themself's
that-s how i lived brohter
be the bWll and giv no honeys to bares

>>19277619
Glad to help.

SPY will open at 300 to honor muh veterans prove me wrong protip you can't bears btfo AGAIN

>>19277641
>They don't know what a ban on short selling would entail for liquidity, anon
it cuts it to hell and it's fucktarded. His latter line of reasoning is fucking stupid and that's what was being addressed. Restricting short selling would likely crash the market.

Gas the bears 3k spy now

>>19277714
Absolutely. It's laughable anytime it gets brought up.

>>19276815
came out with $1400 realized this week, my second best week since starting in late march. I'll take it. Bought SPCE in the 14s and plan to swing that next week or two. WIll buy more energy again after that. My fav right now is CEQP. holding that and PVAC currently, along with SPCE of course. good luck anons

>>19277600
There are still many unbelievers here. They will be left behind. V-shaped recovery is forming now, and I think we're locked and loaded to head over above 300.

If the government is supposedly picking up the bags every time number line go down isn't that a free pass to sell and buy in again without repercussion?

>>19277777
>completely based post for digits
>ruins it with anime
sad

>>19277765
Fellow SPCE bro I'm hoping that this weekends test flight goes well and that Richard Branson gets some military contracts going.

>>19277777
digits confirm

>>19277777
checked and confirmed

>>19277777
Checked.

>>19276878
she doesnt look chinese enough to be canadian

>>19277790
Reason why the government isn't banning shorts. Shorters are suicidal on their portfolios.

>>19277641
>what a ban on short selling would entail for liquidity
Yeah how did that actually work on European and Asian markets? Do they not have the same MMbots, algos, and darkpools?

>>19277777
Based, but you got one thing wrong, holyman.
Jerome is fixing us a J recovery.

>>19277790
You are now beginning to understand why permaX are retards

>>19277812
i think it'll go smooth! Lets hope so.

>>19277777
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>19277747
right, but to say the following...
>we’re no longer trying to prevent a crash, it’s wildly unlikely. The fed has shown their hand, and they have all the cards
I just don't get where that came from or what it had to do with refuting something that just would never happen. People are just going to go out of business for personal economic reasons if the infinite liquidity plan goes through. Stock prices resume going up, but it's clickity clack or time to get out and live on a farm. The loans aren't free.

>>19277777
checked. remember goys, always do the opposite of what /biz/ says.

>>19277777
Fucking checked. But, why the girl in a bear suit anon?

>>19277777
those numbers don't like. we moon tuesday and next week. V

>>19277777
cant wait for 2700 next week to rekt dummy tard like you

Piccy says it all. Wait for 7 months and be rewarded..

>>19277777
>Digits
Thank god I went all in today

>>19277854
>I just don't get where that came from or what it had to do with refuting something that just would never happen.
Because why else would an exchange ban short selling? Why did they do it in Asia or europe?

>>19277891
i have that on my list but CEQP, PVAC NBLX DCP HLX WES GEL are all others I like. energy is super undervalued and easy as fuck tomake money on right now.

>>19277896
>Because why else would an exchange ban short selling? Why did they do it in Asia or europe?
might be because they're retarded. Could be a money supply issue for them. The US has no need that I can discern at all, especially because we tried it already.

>I have lost $900 on an Amazon call
>for no reason at all, Amazon's stock went from a Golden bull run to a complete trap door free fall.
>I have one week of theta left for Amazon to rise by $40 so that I can make my money back.

>>19277891
>price memory
Why do people think stocks do this?
>>19277894
>bagholding over a weekend
Why

>>19277951
they just had their 8th death.
Amazon employees will mutiny, screencap this.

Ahh, my DE credit spread was tasty premium. ED is looking ripe for next week.

>>19277966
Pls no. Bobo pls have mercy.

>>19277966
Then gas them and replace them with robots, simple

>>19277202
>expect a ban on naked short selling within next few weeks.
I hope so, that would be delicious.

Also if it really does keep crabbing that's a perfect time to follow e.g. SPY, as you can buy low sell high at much higher safety than usual.

>>19277777
What a waste of pents. A V-shape economic or broad market recovery is out of the window. The economic situation has turned from a problem of liquidity during the initial unraveling of the debt bubble to a problem of credit and solvency. Based on the inability of the Main Street lending programs (both the PPP loans and the namesake Fed lending program) to cover the majority of small businesses, there is a strong possibility we will see a key economic engine of the US grind downward before a prolonged and painful recovery. The average rate of PPP loan acceptance that I've seen so far has been around 10%. The Fed is strongly pushing Congress for additional Fiscal stimulus because the programs that they provide have yet to hit Main Street (they're serving corporate America right now) by their nature. Moreover, the equity market hitting ATHs before the election will absolutely get played as a political card NOT in Trump's favor. The Congressional Budget Office expects unemployment between 9% and 10% until 2021. We saw the Occupy push-back after the GFC, and a soaring stock market while the US is in economic doldrums will look abysmal for Trump in a very similar manner.

>>19277828
>>19277896
>>19278016
Bait, but I'll bite. Short selling provides much needed liquidity to the market. One of the key problems in the downward spiral during March was a tremendous lack of liquidity across all markets. It is a main reason (not the only reason) that the Fed stepped in. Banning short selling removes that liquidity and only exacerbates the problem.

>>19277854
In the short term, it's less about the additional total debt that's being piled on and the ability to provide credit to where it's most needed to prevent a solvency crisis across Main Street America. The debt impact on slowed productivity growth will manifest itself on a QoQ and YoY basis. We'll also see the extent to which deflationary vs inflationary pressure plays out as a response.

>>19278014
Your mom would like her phone back, now

>>19278004
I used my moms CC pls bobo she doesn't know. Pls no red dildos

>>19277859
I think that's a raccoon suit.

>>19277879
Right back at you.

Jesus fuck. I just walked by the TV and CNBC was showing the “most popular” stocks the past month. Yikes.

>>19277682
This is the current sentiment of the stock market.

>situation is bad?
>more stimulus package
>stock market is bad?
>more QE, Repo and FED holdings
>companies need money?
>loans taken out for more stock buybacks
>unemployed people?
>give them more stimulus money
>bad earnings?
>print more money, fuck it

just more money is the answer to everything

>>19276721
>that part where market goes down and people are working
Lmao it's happening the opposite.

REMINDER: HUMAN PATIENTS DEVELOP ANTIBODIES WHICH MAY PROTECT AGAINST REINFECTION
GRANDDADDY SHORT TERM BULL SIGN AS NORMIES WILL THINK THIS = NO SECOND WAVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj_UsNsT0EA
LONG WEEKEND JUST AFTER LOTS OF PEOPLE WHO COULDN'T GET UNEMPLOYMENT IN TIME ARE GOING BACK TO WORK
LOTS OF THEM GETTING HAZARD PAY
LOTS HAVE BEEN WATCHING THE MARKET BUT FEAR OF STARVING OUTWEIGHED FOMO
NOW NO FEAR OF STARVING + INCREASED FOMO FROM LAST TWO WEEKS + EMPLOYED WITH HAZARD PAY + LONG WEEKEND TO RECOUP AND PLAN + POSITIVE ANTIBODY NEWS + POSITIVE VACCINE 2ND TRIAL RESULTS FROM BEFORE = MASSIVE RETAIL BULL RUN TUESDAY MORNING

>>19277777
Holy kek, checked

>>19276815
Daily: +16.48%
Weekly: +5.15%

>>19278162
>retail
>bull run

>>19276749
Already basically happening for many companies, like jcp and lk among others.

>>19277015
AMD

>>19278109
this is what china has been doing for the past 10 years

>>19277589
lmao at people who unironically think Biden is mentally competent. put the poor guy in a retirement home already

>>19278183
"Retail" is often used as a term for when individuals buy something that is normally more purchased by larger organizations. For instance, Obamacare's marketplace system caused a lot of insurance companies to switch towards more retail models, as opposed to wholesale-centric for businesses.

And there it is, finally

The economy will pick up speed as the year goes along. Stocks will rebound. Cause the virus is getting contained,slowed, whatever you call it. People will be out doing what they did before it all started. Wearing masks,etc but still doing stuff. It's already started to pick up now but it's been gradual. So oil will be used up, natural gas will be used. Oil stocks will go back to where they were per-virus. Airplanes will fly, maybe not as solidly booked but still be in the air.

>>19277777
Remember the Great Depression when the dead cat bounce lasted several months after the initial dip before finding new lows? Yea neither does anyone else

>>19278248
PRICED IN
Stock soars

Friday. What a shit day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP4kNUujmog

>>19278028
>The economic situation has turned from a problem of liquidity during the initial unraveling of the debt bubble to a problem of credit and solvency.
Hi Raoul.

>>19278248
Bullish

>>19278248
Fuck i will buy them on tuesday. They will fucking skyrocket.

>>19276611
THE FUCKING JEWS DECIDED TO FILE FOR BANKRUPTCY AFTER HOURS. THIS SHIT IS RIGID MY PUTS GONE TO WASTE. FUCK YOU HTZ
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>19278248
It begins

>>19278293
Literally name a single person who didn't see it coming beside you.
Protip: you can't. Sorry bro, you're literally, unironically, clinically retarded.

>>19278248
Buyout imminent.

>>19278248
What about PENT UP DEMAND?

>>19278283
lel, but no.

>>19278028
fed isnt pushing for fiscal policy, they just cant justifiy any more monetary policy
and theyre clearly at the limit of what they can do with monetary policy rates are already at 0 lol what the fuck more can they do other than print, they risk price instability which is all the fed really cares about, they dont actually care about the economy, just maintaing the dollar. Its the governments responsibility to fix the economic shit that THEY made and dumping all of it onto the fed is fucking pointless, Im surprissed they even played along for this long

>>19278248
ItLl Go uP tHo

>>19278339
>fed isnt pushing for fiscal policy
Yes they are you dumbfuck.

Jerome LITERALLY BEGGED FOR IT ON 60 MINUTES

>>19278248
Well the used car market should be interesting now.. Bag a damn nice car for only 3,000.. (or less)

>>19278238
Retail vs. Wholesale / Corporate

>>19277825
Kek

>>19277777
WE MOON ON MEMORIAL DAY

-50%

>>19278361
>inb4 cash for clunkers part 2

>>19278207
cinder blocks ocean floor etc

>>19276666
Numbers of exceptionally high quality! Yes my porto closed green today. About +0.8%.

>>19277164
I am thinking SAVA can be salvaged by eoy. I hope if samples are kept properly, the biomarker assays can be done again in-house, and we'll have at least an unofficial, but better result. Their chemists seem top-notch from reading the papers, so I would take those results over a CRO's. Apart from analysis method, the measured biomarker levels depend somewhat on the circadian rythm as well, so my hopes are not too high though.
GALT is extremely comfy now. Soon it's GALT day, I feel it!

>>19278361
Pretty sure this again fucks Ford and GM
Cash 4 Clunkers Part Deux

>>19278357
Do you think Congress picks up Jerome's phone calls anymore?

>>19278028
>The economic situation has turned from a problem of liquidity during the initial unraveling of the debt bubble to a problem of credit and solvency. Based on the inability of the Main Street lending programs (both the PPP loans and the namesake Fed lending program) to cover the majority of small businesses, there is a strong possibility we will see a key economic engine of the US grind downward before a prolonged and painful recovery. The average rate of PPP loan acceptance that I've seen so far has been around 10%. The Fed is strongly pushing Congress for additional Fiscal stimulus because the programs that they provide have yet to hit Main Street (they're serving corporate America right now) by their nature. Moreover, the equity market hitting ATHs before the election will absolutely get played as a political card NOT in Trump's favor.
This is why the Fed is fixing the economy through QE. If the Fed won't help the economy stay afloat then all those PPP loans will collapse because nobody is going to pay for them if QE wasn't introduced, then the entire world's credit system bubble will pop.

The bears will go hungry as the hornets will kill all the honey bees. Are the bears going to bet against their own food source which is honey too?

>The Congressional Budget Office expects unemployment between 9% and 10% until 2021.
That's a short time, one fucking year. The Great Depression took three and a half years, I am sure that most of us can survive this one easily, and there's not even going to be a depression.

>>19278248
>Hertz
LOL fuck that

>>19276815
Yay!

I’ll just leave these here

$681 Trillion. TRILLION.

>>19278109
this is the absolute and final destruction of a middle class. Line go up, but we're fucked, indefinitely. there's no reason to fight in this model.

>>19278248

>>19278309
Ehh it was only 30 buckaroos so I'm not really that mad. But yeah you're fight I goofed on that one

The stars are aligning. We are literally at peak *clack clack*

The crash in china may be a black swan event. This week either sees the biggest jump in the market or the biggest drop.

>>19278248
I thought this was priced in?

DIX at 51.2%
Give me something to buy that didn’t run up too much today.

>>19278248
Oh fuck....

>>19278396
So what do you just lurk here now and wait for that faggot who asks about SAVA once a week?

>>19278357
its the other way round idiot the government is the one begging the fed to get more involved and the fed is refusing to use more monetary policy, they keep telling them over and over that they have to rely on fiscal policy NOT monetary policy, fed doesnt want to get involved anymore than it already is

>>19278248
Many such cases!

>>19278461
SPY
>>19278451
I don't expect that we'll go down before may 27. Until then I think we'll slowly crab up, might even retest 300 (hell, perhaps break above slightly with some luck), then down she goes.

Options Actions - CNBC slowly becoming my favorite show. These guys are chads.

>>19278501
>SPY
Really? I was thinking BMY or maybe AMAT. Also eying SGEN, CPB, KO.

>>19278412
>This is why the Fed is fixing the economy through QE. If the Fed won't help the economy stay afloat then all those PPP loans will collapse because nobody is going to pay for them
They already can't pay for them. QE solves nothing other than providing more loans in an environment that has margins that are too tight and too much risk. We saw it in september 2019 with the repo markets. We saw it in January and October 2018 with the sheet "unwinding." There's too much bad debt that needs to get cleared out. Adding more debt to the pile will do nothing but make things worse. 2008 was the demo, 2020 is the release.
>if QE wasn't introduced, then the entire world's credit system bubble will pop.
Chapter 11 is not a bad thing. It needs to happen.

>The bears will go hungry as the hornets will kill all the honey bees. Are the bears going to bet against their own food source which is honey too?
There's no honey now. The whole fucking market is levered up as much as it can to extract every last speck of honey and they are trying to spend so they get every smidgen of tomorrow's and the next day's honey. There's no honey left because we've spent it all with debt years ago.
With regard to the stock market, S&P should hit fucking 1400 if you're really looking for some bullshit bear answer, but it doesn't matter, it's not really the problem we're facing at all.

>>19278427
that is 1,702 - 6,810 times the amount of stars we have in the Milky way.

>>19278537
300 billion stars. So 0.3 trillion. Yikes.

>>19278412
Until means through. As in, they expect ~10% for the next 1.5 years at a bare minimum, and have yet to provide any additional guidance beyond that. They also don't see full productivity recovery until at least the same time frame, meaning we will not see economic levels (in the most optimistic case) recover until 2022, at the earliest. That covers unemployment and productivity, but to expect a decade's worth of job creation to be filled in within just two years is foolish when you look at the amount of businesses that are impacted by this and not receiving adequate support (see previous post). Powell himself has stated that the road to economic recovery could be much longer and bumpier than what was first touted to the public. The IMF also sees a tough road ahead, and projects the downside risk to be more likely than the most optimistic recovery scenario.
>http://archive.is/jKYEK

The FISCAL stimulus being passed on by Congress and the SBA through the PPP loans are what's stabilizing the small businesses across the US, or at least attempting to. Unfortunately, it's riddled with inefficiency, distributions of loans to businesses that were not the intended recipients (spirit vs letter of the law), credit restrictions imposed by lenders, delays, and an insufficient allocation of budget. The Main Street lending program is set to start up relatively soon, and that is the Fed's targeted loan program to those businesses.

The Fed is inflating asset prices through QE and providing a backstop (if needed) for corporate America. The problem is, those corporations are piling on additional debt, thereby extending the original problem that we saw cause the fire sale in March. The Fed has nothing to do with the PPP loan program. Their QE is an attempt at providing credit and maintaining liquidity in markets that had, prior to their jawboning, no buyers.

>>19278595
Tl;dr: the Fed is the Ultimate Final Form of Buyer-san

>>19278518
do all pedophiles enjoy options action?

>>19278521
BMY is primed for a strong runoff soon. Could be tuesday, could be later (watch volume x price action).
AMAT is up to no good for now. It could very well find new lows in the coming weeks. I wouldn't be surprised if it hits the ~$45 range again.
SGEN is also in a precarious position. Unlike AMAT, could be either way. As per BMY, check volume x price action.
CPB is setup pretty much like BMY, i.e. it's ready to run and might do so very soon.
KO is closer to AMAT than to BMY. Would not touch.

Finally got my stimulus check delivered. Put it all into JETS today, before the S&P went positive. Pic related.

btw, does anyone have the pic of quarantine/hazmat Pepe welding Wojak's door shut? i saw it on this board but forgot to save.

>>19278527
>Chapter 11 is not a bad thing. It needs to happen.
Yeah no you're just a disgusting degenerate who enjoys the suffering of the middle class.

>With regard to the stock market, S&P should hit fucking 1400 if you're really looking for some bullshit bear answer, but it doesn't matter, it's not really the problem we're facing at all.
SPX won't hit 1400. Ben Bernanke assured this, we'll end up like Japan if that happens and we will see warfare like we've never seen before if the military and navy retreats back to our land and ports.

>>19278645
you're a faggot frog poster. jets sucks

>>19278650
>chapter 11
>the suffering of the middle class.
what the fuck? It's the exact opposite. Bankruptcy =/= bailout.

>>19278667
i bet you think you're an oldfag, dont ya?

>>19278650
Chapter 11 only wipes out speculators, not actual employees or customers.

>>19278650
>Yeah no you're just a disgusting degenerate who enjoys the suffering of the middle class.
Fucking kek

AHAHAHAHAH
IS THAT ALL YOU "BULLS" GOT??
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

>>19278615
Epstein was a big options guy. Seems likely.

As an aside, I fucking told you fucks about EGHT, hope you bought in because it's up almost 5%, even though you were skeptical due to yesterday's previous run. It's now able to go eitherway, so I also hope you didn't hold unto the position.

>>19278716
IS THAT THE NEW ZOOM?
IT COULD BE 20X
OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

My prediction: SPY is going to hit 300, then dump. Hope you got your calls ready. If not, be prepared for the discount on puts.


-Q

>>19278650
>enjoys the suffering of the middle class
Is that a fucking joke? Corporate greed was responsible for the fire sale that happened in March that destroyed trillions in pension funds, retirement savings, etc. The corporate debt bubble was fueled by a complete disregard for corporate responsibility and a devotion to increase shareholder value over organic growth, which would have been a huge net positive for the company, the employees, the economy, AND the shareholders. So, what we've done (again) is reward those same corporations for poor risk management and abuse of cheap corporate debt while the economy craters and Main Street suffers. Moreover, Chapter 11 impacts shareholders first, not employees or bond holders to the same extent in the slightest.

>>19276673

>>19278690
Epstein was also a big guy in general.

>>19278690
>>19278750
he liked Planes

>>19278729
Nice, I predict just the same.

i hope you aren't bagholding chinese trash, anons.

dump your AMD as well. china is about to go ape on taiwanese companies because they're tired of being humiliated by taiwan's success.

>>19278730
You say corporations are greedy but without them millions of families will go hungry.

>>19278470
Yeah, but I can't lurk that much to effectively shill SAVA now, but it needs a bit of maintenance every now and then. On that note, here's a nice fresh review of Alzheimer's and herpes virus:
Herpes Simplex Virus-1 in the Brain: The Dark Side of a Sneaky Infection
And here's an example why SAVA has the greatest opportunity here, however it seems even the company doesn't know this (or just doesn't communicate it anywhere, even in the patents):
β-Amyloid peptides display protective activity against the human Alzheimer’s disease-associated herpes simplex virus-1
So, SAVA frees up the hijacked amyloid beta, which - amongst other things - fights the infection. Not only the virus, but anything in the brain which is not supposed to be there. I say buy this shit up!

>>19277777
absolutely based

>>19278628
Based thanks
You have any experience with all this?

>>19278750
I want a gf who wears this meme bunny outfit for me...

The Ep didn’t even invest in any anime production. Isn’t that what you would do with that kind of money? Turn all the best manga into anime with the best talent around?

>>19278879
>>19278879
>>19278879
>>19278879
new thread

Timing is everything (sometimes). Bought my house during the last big housing shit fest. Pay only $400 a month for a 3 bed,1 & 1/2 bath, w/garage & basement house. In the city to boot. Main level was completely re-done. Even got a 65" Mitsumi HDTV (that cost originally 2,500) in the deal. TV weighed 200 lbs. But hey it worked and had damn good picture.

>>19278730
bond holders are given an equity swap during bankruptcy to clear the debt, so they end up holding equity instead of debt, problem is the haircut needed for compensation fucks up the share price and most dump those shares instantly so they always end up with a lose no matter what

>>19278840
Only because they have designed it so.
Suppose there exists a city with a single source of water. If someone came and claimed the source of water as their own, then only gave water to those who worked for him for free, should people be thankful to him? After all, they would die of thirst without him.

>>19279029
>If someone came and claimed the source of water as their own, then only gave water to those who worked for him for free, should people be thankful to him?
Of course not. But if the water source were to dry up and then someone came to the city and told everyone he discovered a new water source, then he has all the rights to claim it as his own. Especially if he bought the land.

So fuck you, filthy communist.

>>19278451
>This week either sees the biggest jump in the market or the biggest drop.

And that’s how I know it’s gonna crab. Thanks for the premium.

>>19278451
>anyday now....
Ok doomer.