/biz/ - Business & Finance

What does it mean when the bid and offer price are far apart?

I don’t see any slutty anime girls

>he thought today would be red

is war with China inevitable?

>>19266677
low liquidity aka no interest

>>19266678
Exactly

If they save it in the next 5-10 minutes, it's over and the day will be green.

If not, there's still fun to be had.

Baker....we Need more anime girls

>>19266683
No. All the counties are ganging up against China and putting pressure on them. They will have to start behaving if they want to survive. They have been acting insane towards Australia and the US

>>19266677
Expressed as a percent it usually follows with volume and thus interest as >>19266685 said

>>19266696
Go fuck yourself

>>19266681
its going to be the reddest day since 8 may 1945

>>19266683
If you're itching to commit economic suicide, sure.

FUCK THE PPT

>>19266701
i dont even give a shit if the entire world catches on fire, if we get to glass chinkland i will die happy

>>19266725
shut up they are heroes

>>19266663
F

>>19266718
Were not even down half a percent

>>19266718
delusional and retarded bears are giving my portfolio hope once again

>>19266726
I despise China. They are embedded in the US private and gov sectors. They need to be punished.

>>19266726
If I could describe the Chinese and Koreans, it's like every one of them is Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.

>>19266718
BAFTC bobo, big dick dip buyers coming through

TODAY WE MOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wae1CtgAGSE

Market has been down the entire fucking week except for that 1 day I decided to short it.... Goddammit. I'm still so assblasted.

>>19266728
Wasting government budget on stock market manipulation is heroic?

>>19266706
What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

>>19266749
good description

>also fuck china

>>19266770
I have slowly come to the terrible revelation that none of you know what the fuck you are doing. I have a Master's in Accountancy with a minor in Finance. I work for a fortune 100 as a corporate accountant with a CMA and CPA. I used to have some faith in anon. None of you know how to actually value a company. You have no fucking clue how taxes work. You can't read financial statements. For fuck's sake you think TA works and the entire field of decision science churns out dissertations every other day highlighting their absolute dismay at the fact that brainlets ever consider using it. You have no idea what Dunning-Kruger is. You don't know what survivorship bias is. You are too fucking uneducated and stupid to comprehend how fucked you are.

Idk why I'm even posting this, fucking good luck kids.

>>19266765
even Oil went to shit.

>>19266712
triggered

>>19266767
do you want mommy and daddy to be unemployed forever?

>>19266696
Do your part and fill the thread!

is war with china priced in?

>>19266767
>zoomer thinks the fed operates on the government budget
>Muh debt ceiling!!!!

>>19266810
cold war yes
hot war yes
nuclear war partially

>>19266794
Do you think everyone's jobs hinge on the stock market being green on a Friday?

>literally just scribbed this and it dumps
beautiful

Looks like meat is back on the menu, boys

>>19266701
Fuck Australia and fuck Australians. Let them all burn to hell, or better yet give them to the ccp. The queen can sing k my taint.

>>19266833
Mootykins, have you returned?

>>19266830
Not bloody red maybe yes

>>19266748
>show an Ethiopian
>show literally a bunch of white people
>>muh Chinese organization!!!!

>>19266833
disgusting yellow hands typed this.

Wouldn't it be better to just let it crash so that we can recover more quickly and naturally?

>>19266816
oh right, Feds' money come from aliens from Mars, am I rite?

STEP ASIDE

TA PRO COMING THROUGH

on the 5 minute chart they need to hyper bounce this off the 100 MA to close the death cross and signal a buy in before the market opens.

if they don't do that (which they haven't all night), today will be very very red.

>>19266855
We never let the economy recover from 2008 naturally. Why start now?

>>19266855
OUT OUT OUT

>>19266855
No, because that makes too much sense.
And god forbid an American face hardship.

>>19266701
>No. All the counties are ganging up against China and putting pressure on them.
True
>They will have to start behaving if they want to survive.
Nah. They can just survive North Korea style
>They have been acting insane towards Australia and the US
You are too naïve if you call that insane.

>>19266875
Yeah. Just let it go to complete shit and make business owners terrified to hire people.

Kill yourself

>>19266748
The jews who have allowed them to infest our universities also need to be punished severely.

>>19266896
I thought the stock market wasn't the economy....

>>19266886
Don’t question me. I haven’t been wrong about anything in like 5 years.

Will the military lower their standards if we go to war with China? They rejected me last time I applied due to my autism.

>>19266870
>>19266832
we pump up now

>>19266904
We arrested like 5 of them this week. It’s a slow process unfortunately

>>19266875
It will happen anyway. I hope that people will learn that the gov meddling in the economy only produces faggotry but I guess that's too much asked.
>>19266896
Wat?

>>19266896
Oooo you're a special kind of stupid, arent you sport?

We have a locked up economy because of a pandemic that half of our freethinking retards dont think is real, and you think having the stock market look good is going to make things better?

have you never been wrong in 5 years because you spent them smelling your own farts and guessing on what you've eaten earlier?

>>19266896

>>19266932
>I hope that people will learn that the gov meddling in the economy only produces faggotry but I guess that's too much asked.
During good time no one cares. During bad times EVERYBODY wants GIBBS.

0,4 P/B ratio, what a joke

>>19266904
>Nixon was Jewish.

Lmao, you Nazis are dumber than the Roos in this board. In fact, there’s no one dumber than a nazi. No wonder your women love my bbc. I just cold cocked a blonde bitch the other day and she still begged for a nutblast inside her. Shes probably pregnant. You can pay child support. Lmao

>only .5 down
sad

>>19266945
>>19266956
Ayo, whyte boi. Gimme dem shoes. I needs dem for muh programs.

Why is the economy crabbing? The country is opening up and optimism is on the rise.

>>19266943
Do you have any favorite pistols fren? I’m partial to Ruger. If I really need a 9mm for a SHTF scenario, I’ll grab my ugly ass Glock

Well, they pumped it to a deliberate trend reversal. You win, bulls. The game is just rigged in your favor though.

>>19266989
Dude. Green Day incoming. Hold on to your panties

>>19266989
Hang Seng Index dumped 1300 points.
And the country reopening is a meme.

>>19266990
>not having a real pistol

what a shame

>>19266989
China uping the banter in Hong Kong.

>>19267005
My state has already gone to 50% capacity for restaurants and barbers and all other shit is opened up. Even the meat industry is still going strong since they are forced into slave labor which is a good thing.

>>19267016
based czech

We will open green today. Very bullish right now. Maybe even break 300 SPY

>>19267005
>muh chink dollars

We’re going to be fine fren. Don’t you worry :)

>>19266989
woah, I didn't know about the optimism index. What's the balance sheet on optimism look like?

The Bear King Awakens from His Long Hibernation. (((He))) doesn't even manage his own money anymore /smg/ said. The streets will run red with bull sacrifices.

this is good for SPY right? china getting fucked means we will go up

>>19266663
Just a heads up.
$OPK might start booming soon.
They partnered up with Reef and will be doing covid tests for the NBA and Disney.
But like I said "might" because in this retarded market who knows what is gonna happen. Yesterday for example Weed stocks started going up like crazy just because of some reports about weed being able to cure covid. You just say shit like: "studies say _________" and people believe it.

https://www.bizjournals.com/southflorida/news/2020/05/21/reef-partners-with-bioreference-labs.html

https://www.sportsnet.ca/basketball/nba/report-nba-preparing-teams-league-wide-covid-19-testing-program/

footures blood red i'm thinkin i'm coomin'

Is having a CMT a meme title?

>>19267039
Bullish for Britain.

we going green, 3000 eod

>>19266923
What drives me bonkers is that these schools will call up the boosters and say
>Look, we need your help with something. Governor Hutchinson is flying to South Bend for the game this year; maybe you could join him and talk about your new project down in Pine Bluff
The uni lawyers get paid and schools are never punished for this shit. The money a school like Ohio State spends on lawyers annually is probably enough to buy small countries. Meanwhile the jews get to shove the multiculti down the throats of students while stuffing the research labs full of shifty, dishonest chinks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQFIIySDZNU

>>19267039

Soros destroys countries and bets against them. I’m not impressed with his “business acumen.”

>>19267053
What futures?

>>19267032
We'll see. I'm admittedly very emotionally invested in this bitch crashing.
Glock is fine too i was just being a bulli

>>19267024
based you

>>19267021
I'm predicting things to get real bad.
There isn't much confidence into going into this opening, and Americans are starting to realize they're kind of trapped in this situation if they're essential business.

Amazon just had its 8th death and i think the employee sentiment will come to a head.

My brainlet financial expectation is amazon's gonna go big down. I'd short.
Already locked in on short through my holdings though so will see.

>>19267053
pervert

>>19266990
My favorite is whichever one I'm cleaning or carrying. I really like that Springfield, though. Feels good.
I've softened on Glocks. I think sometimes they get a bad rap but everyone has a preference I guess.
I'd been away from guns for a long time but started a new collection last year.

>>19266953
banks are like dinosaurs up for extinction

Don't panic sell, lads. Jerome will save our gains.

damn i had YANG etf yesterday, only 3 though, but i'm "crestfallen" that i sold and now it's up an additional $3 buckeroos. why do i always sell before shit goes up. china is done for.

>>19267090
>betting against America

>>19267103
yes.

>>19267088
the futures of my penis inside ur bagina heh heh

>>19267047
Yeah exactly. SPY will always go up.

>an airbus has crashed
bullish for b*eing

time to dust off the bobo folder i guess
https://www.memeatlas.com/bobo-memes.html
the previous tvix anon said, "if you short america you better have a big sack". that's why i sold tvix for a loss. too scared.

>>19267156
no one cares about poos and pakis though

Reminder that bagholding through a 3 day weekend right after The Hang Seng Index -which loosely correlates with every other market on planet Earth- just dumped 1,300 points and hit a circuit breaker, is a death sentence

>>19267142
I'm not betting against America.
I'm betting against the corporations that control it.

What the FUCK is up Denny's

>>19267156
holy shit
100 people, how fucked.

>>19267170
no one cares about hong kong

>>19267170
based. i hold SQQQ. i'm betting against faggot sillycon valley which is loyal to china anyway in their immediate censorship of anything that questions the validity of chinks, the who, and the goyrona virus. praise usa fuck china

>>19266663
im losing interest in the markets guys. its all the same shit. its hard coming off the highs of wild 10% daily S&P 500 swings. this shit is boring and unless something starts happening im going to go back to boomer holding blue chips

>>19267090
You Chinese cunt. Go short $BABA

>>19267204
>someone on 4chan browsing /biz/ at 3am doesnt care about Hong Kong*

This is a very important distinction.

>>19266781
A lot of us faggot lurkers do, we just dont add to the discussion for the reasons you stated. Just here for the memes honestly and the tiny nuggets that's appear every once in a while.

>>19266677
it means low volume and nobody cares about it


>>19267200
the goatfuckers probbaly shot it down themselves thinking it was a poo warplane

>>19266781
>I have slowly come to the terrible revelation that none of you know what the fuck you are doing. I have a Master's in Accountancy with a minor in Finance. I work for a fortune 100 as a corporate accountant with a CMA and CPA. I used to have some faith in anon. None of you know how to actually value a company. You have no fucking clue how taxes work. You can't read financial statements. For fuck's sake you think TA works and the entire field of decision science churns out dissertations every other day highlighting their absolute dismay at the fact that brainlets ever consider using it. You have no idea what Dunning-Kruger is. You don't know what survivorship bias is. You are too fucking uneducated and stupid to comprehend how fucked you are.

Idk why I'm even posting this, fucking good luck kids.

>>19267233
then tell me why hasn't dax or nikkei or futures dumped

Is the crash is happening or not?

>>19267222
I live in Silicon Valley, and I'm just innit for the money lol.
SQQQ holder too and everything. Everything is too expensive here and its time to trim the fat.

>>19267230
how the fuck am i supposed to short China when our government just voted to delist Chinese stocks, Forehead?

>>19267117

I like Ruger. I live 5 miles from the factory and I like to buy local. They also have a 10mm I’ve been eyeballing

>>19267263
Can practically smell the curry fumes off this guy, street shitters absolutely ruining the bay area.

>>19267271
i like how it says Prescott, AZ on it heh

>>19267260
If America has a Plunge Protection team, do you think Euro-Powell would be sleeping at the wheel? DAX and FTSE dumped on first report

>>19267262
>doesn't see another depression
Crash incoming

If you often enough find that workers are NOT decent people, maybe your vocal skills are missing some charm over the microphone. Try the face-to-face approach instead. Use your charisma in person. Go inside.
Greet them before you start ordering. Oh hi, there. Oh, wow, it smells so delicious. I've waited 14 hours to eat, etc, just got out of the hospital. How are you? Just something decent and polite as greeting, then give your order. Throw in a question/request. Would it be okay if I get 2 more of those biscuits? Are they as fresh and delicious as I remember? Smile. See if they don't just say, oh chile, I'm gonna ask you to wait a couple mins, cause we got some in the oven right now. Is it true you have real honey if I ask? That would be great on a biscuit. Be really nice. Manager moseys over, say hi to them too, and tell them how nice the person was helping you order, etc. How do I spell your name on my yelp review cause I've never had such a polite experience here? Make their day, dude. Extra thanks. Play it by ear, ask for the hookup on the hot sauce x5. Ask if there is a tip jar, ROFL of course they do not have one, but ask.
>>19266781

any future experts here? is this one of those V shapes recovery?

>>19267276
But what does he mean

What did you buy during the Hong Kong sale?

>>19267314
It was a continuation to this.

>>19267281
Some of my best customers were Indian, and curry is actually pretty good.

I can practically see your pushed in chin from where I'm sitting.
Does it affect how you talk?

>>19267170
Pretty sure HSI have no circuit breaker?

if a stinky goy like me can set an alarm clock, or have Fidelity text me an alert, i'm pretty sure the chinks, powell and the PPT have sophisticated ways to pump the breaks on a stock market drop. or there's some system in place where even when they're sleeping they'll pump it. it's 3:35am right now and i'm awake. you goys are awake. surely someone is going to prevent all these blood red futures.

>>19266678
Here you go, fren.

>>19266781
>slowly

>>19267271
I like 10mm. Kind've a meme caliber but it's fun.
Not as bad as 5.7 or some shit.

>>19266943
Nice hs2000 GRIP ZONE
>>19267276
Soooooo deep

>>19267327
Some pink Wojak poster was flipping his shirt about it getting closer to hitting a circuit breaker, and then it did apparently at 5%
I dont know, I've no idea what goes on over there, I just see big red line go down and clap.

>>19267305
(They) are letting it drop a little so it can be pumped going into the close 5/22 ahead of patriotic memorial day weekend

>>19267262
Is he inept?

>>19266803
Done.

I don't like manipulation. We had surpassed -1% at a certain point and now it is -.30% with 1 min candles.

What hong kong stocks do we buy?

>>19267262
>Federal Doctor says we're in for a wild ride
"BOO HISS FUCK this guy"
>Federal Financial Chairman says absolutely everythings gonna be shit but no depression
"Haha everything is going to be A-OK :^)"

>>19267325
Sentiment would be front running.
Sentiment leads to action.
Lagging basically means that the indicators follows price. A moving average follows price. Price doesn't follow the average.
In this sense DIX and GEX are leading too.

reminder after market /smg/ is extremly bearish
don't get fooled

>trade war heats up
>hk protests
>chicoms blame usa for being behind it
>chink new year rolls around
>wuhan is epicenter of new chink virus
>no one really cares initially because we've been through sars and h1n1 and it was not a big deal back then
>rumors keep coming out that it was bioengineered
>these rumors continue for a sold 2 months
>people panic buy toilet paper, water
>long lines at food banks
>mass unemployment
>they start to lie and say it wasn't bioengineered and double-down on the "wet market" lie
>more praising of the who, cdc, fauci
>for some reason they don't really even praise birx or the black surgeon general even though they are clearly the token hires
>tons of biotech claim to have vaccines, test kits, and their stocks up over 100%
>2nd wave rumored in china
>increased tension between china and usa
>hk relevant again because red line go down
you are now here

>>19267305
That's a reversed head and shoulders friend
We're all going to be rich :)

>>19267412
very bullish

What if Jerome ignores the phone calls

>>19267347
Similar mechanism in Hong Kong only affect futures but not the stock market itself, according to my understanding

We're overdue a world war.

Is the US just going to let China take its spot as global superpower without a fight?

>>19267333
>has a master in "accountancy"
>minor in finance
>still slow in the mind
Never gonna make it

>>19267405
>old people might die
Who cares?

>>19267412
Deborah Birx is straight up punished.
She looked like she had a cry before a Fox interview i stumbled upon one time.

>>19267447
>2 old boomers with dementia as the "choices"
Nope, unless China cuts off ink to the printer. Then JPOW will personally lead an expeditionary force.

>>19267459
shes painful to listen to, I swear shes some countermeasure against the press to disarm them

>>19267451
bro we need to shut down the whole economy forever and never go outside again and lose all of our jobs so that a couple of those old people can live to 85 instead of dying at 83

>>19267470
This is all on brand for boomers by the way

Redpill me on good European stocks. I wanna diversify to €uros. BASF, Bayer?

>>19267404
i am (bag) holding Xiaomi.

>>19267451
Your death will be announced over a Facebook post, and a JPEG of it will circle the internet intended as a cautionary tale, but everyone will just say you were probably fat or retarded and deserved it.

>>19267466
Fauci and Birx are in a position where they have to tiptoe around what they say so they dont get Fired by Trump.
Fauci is already fed up with his shit and said it how it was, and Birx is still playing the diplomatic dance.

>>19267477
I like Xiaomi as a brand but I can't get myself to invest in them

Guys i could really use some help.

Im trading since Feb and made about 6.5k€ (past taxes) what is a fuckton considering i started with >5k. But since i had a few good trades im on a fucking losing streak and am down to 1.4k in the plus...The patterns i am looking for are still the same but they dont play out as "usual" or before. I dont get it why the market behaves like dogshit since march. Best example was oil on the 19th. Lost about 1k due to shorting this shootingstar -.-

Im looking for a strategy or guide for option-trading. Can someone recommend something or someone (youtube, twitter)? And what are your option-strategies you are going for?

Thanks in advance

>>19267476
Nestle is the only one that comes to mind.

Coffee and chocolate. Can't get a better defensive than that.

>>19267328
its like .3% down, how is that blood red. this shit is going to crab until it drops lower and lower

>>19267521
we hit as low as 24,113 on the DOW before some "divine intervention" altered the futures

>>19266677
It means you can rip off people who buy at market price

>>19266663
F Beebo

based dip buying

>>19267516
Nestle is fucking overvalued. Fucking high PE.
But i would like to hold them again. last time i bought at 70CHF. And i am not willing to pay more than CHF 80.-

>THOSE STOCK NUMBERS MAKE ME LOOK DUMB NOW
>FUCK IT, FUCK STOCKS AND FUCK THE ELECTION I'LL WIN THE ELECTION ON JINGOISM AND WAR INSTEAD THAT'S ALWAYS THE GOOD SHIT
Have you remembered to thank our God Emperor for slapping some sense into you? Besides, being in a war will grow your character unlike this internet wallstreet wolf larping of yours.

>>19267582
Yes M'lord, fight the war

>>19267582
who are we fighting and dont say china you schizo

Things were worth staying up for till this disgusting display of dip buying. I sleep now.

I'll see you all tomorrow when the markets are bathed in blood.

>>19267580
You just gotta accept you pay a premium for good stocks, anon.

>>19267501
Throw a dice, if 1-3 buy if 3-6 sell
About the same rate of success as all "prediction" and "technical analysis"

>>19267582
based. Send the zoomies to war

>>19267625
America will ironically benefit from a civil war

>>19267653
Thats the kind of war I could get behind, very bullish.

>>19267625
Well, Iran still exist which is just wrong, and Russia is getting uppity these days. Then there's the commies in Venezuela who needs a good ol' liberation.
It's all a price for freedom. Gotta break some young american lives to cook up the industry giants after all.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3GzL9BW4xY
>spend more

>>19267681
>>spend more
Correct. Buy gold

>>19267653
based and fuck leftists and commiefornianspilled

Bobos, i thought this would be your day. SPY on the edge to green. You will never learn from it, right? KEK

>>19267689
>taking more money out of circulation buying rocks
Isn't that worse?

>>19267697
at this rate itll be up 1% by market open

>>19267670
>Iran still exist which is just wrong
Trump already tried starting shit with iran, found out they could kill too many israelis and had to back down. venezuela is the only plausible one.

>>19267704
Money goes to the people who sell the rocks. What they do with the money is up to them but that wasn't my point anyway. Cash is trash but stocks are not really attractive either.

>work 8-5
>work extra on weekends
>sell Runescape gold
>use all that cash into stonks, use capital gains to buy more
wow

is my $42.50 SCO call going to print today or expire worthless

>>19266749
>If I could describe white people, it's like every one of them is Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.
The Chinese never colonised anyone nor destroyed properties in the past though. We still do that in MI.

https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente/status/1263792768620478464

our guy

Multiyear bear when?

>>19267709
Yeah, hopefully...so bobos are totally rekt. They deserve it.

Why would you buy a call that far otm? What does the price even need to be to break even?

>>19267516>>19267476

>>Coffee and chocolate. Can't get a better defensive than that.
lindt is like 70k per share

>>19267501
look you first have to look at the volatility, anything below 20 is good, anything above 20--30 is shit
then you look at the volume, which is zero, only retailers and robots are on the market, then you have to look at the direction, which is none because big players are still waiting, then you look at the price and everything is too high, especially considering financial reports will get worse.

then there is still US election, which increases volatility. So 2020 is probably fucked.

future almost at its closing price. amazing day

>>19267501
It's harder to lose in a bull market?

BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! SVRGE! BEARCVCKS GETTING CVCKOLDED BY BIG BVLL DICK BVVVVVVVVVVVVLL!

>>19267943
cringe

$FSLY or $NET?

>>19268002
You are cringe, he is right. BVLL DAY!!!!!

>>19268031
FSLY has shit spreads.

Fauci says MRNA vaccine shows promise and shares rise 5%

wtf i love globalist sissy injections now

looks like stocks are going to open flat today, how boring

LOL WTF WAS THAT. WE ARE GREEN. hahahahahahaa

>>19267863
round and about...

everything is too expensive but will still rise since the god emperor wont let the market down till eoy

THIS CLOWN FUCKING MARKET,LITERALLY LEGAL BETTING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>19268103
spoiler alert: everyone in the federal government is balls deep in MRNA calls

FUDGE THIS FUDGING PPT
AHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

How do you feel bobos? Betting against an obvious manipulated market, hahahahaha.

You're crossing the line bulls.

>futures are green
oh no no no
bears hope you lubricated your torn buttholes

>>19268168
COPE

>>19268157
guess I’ll just buy more KO and PEP like always :)

>>19268179
disgusting cheap whore

BIDEN COMING ON CNBC

I'm a dead man

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

IT ALL RED WHAT THE FUCKKK REEEEE

>>19267319
A cute thin Asian with flat belly thin waist round butt and gigantic tatas

who wants to hold over a long weekend with china switching into overdrive?

bought MRNA calls before close last night thank you Fauci.

do wish I bought more though

HAHAHA holy shit how tf did futures turn green in 5 hours

and bears lose again

what's it like to be a retarded bear? constantly calling for a crash that never happens, losing out on all this free money from the fed, bears are such pathetic losers. Hey bears, keep shorting so I can keep taking your money, losers.

>>19268187
based

>>19268190
>BIDEN CUMMING ON CNBC

>>19268224
STOP POSTING UGLY SLUT PICTURES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>he bets against America

>>19268222
Nobody knows, but who gives a fuck? Line goes up? World can be imploding and line goes up. START TO GET IT! LINE ALWAYS GOES UP!

>>19268190
>>19268234
Christ, I hope he doesn't say anything to fucking tank the market.


>>19268217
Gonna take my gains for half my positions today.

>>19266718
God please

>>19268217
You'll never make it pussy

Why yes I did wake up at 5am today to buy the dip, how could you tell

>>19266857
It comes from thin air. Deal with it.

airbus a320 plane crash today. where my ba bros?

>>19268237
absolutely based

>host asks a question
"from your lips to god's ears"
wtf right off the bat

>>19268272
its ok its pakistan

how is this possible

Is it even legal to manipulate futures so hard? But then again...who cares.

>>19268272
Engine failure. Any RR bros?

>>19268301
Aren't futures used as hedge anyway?

>>19268278
THIS is what a hot asian girl looks like.
I fucked her btw. just want you know that
now stop posting this short little bug

>>19268217
If that's the plan I'm buying a bunch of shit right before close.

>>19268299
Everyone from HK flooding into US markets. Yeah..that must be it.

modafinil is starting to kick in. OPEN UP THE MARKET

the amount of bear cope in this thread is hilarious, why haven't you idiots realized that stocks only go up?

the guy interviewing biden right now is a liberal
and biden is lashing out at softballs lol

Why do all of you guys trade SPY options and not the futures like ES?

>>19268329
But they went down just 2 months ago...

>>19268301
just stop being a boring fag and invest in calls
>>19268325
*everyone from the world, most economies are in the shitter, the stock market (the big tech segment) is the only escape

I‘m new to stock market, is it always that fun?
Crypto is absolute shit in comparison

>>19268319
oh cute! grats on the sex anon :)

When I went to sleep 5 hours ago we were at -1%. Now it’s green. Bobos are absolutely, unconditionally FUCKED today.

biden is ranting like my grandpa

>>19267259
He's right though

>>19268365
>fun
Ngmi

>>19268340
Extremely Bullish
fuck Bidenniggers

>>19268365
Pretty much. Being emotionally and financially invested in whether a company succeeds or crashes and burns is always going to be more entertaining than watching the values of some blockchain tokens and eceleb drama of the retards that make them.

when will wmt hit $145

Oil price is falling
copper is falling

but SPY goes up! Is this the new stock market hack?

>>19268353
Yes...high leveraged calls for some real gains

>another gauranteed red day turning into a green day

It just keeps happening Bobo hahha

biden has a clear speech pattern when answering a question if you look out for it

filler words filler words filler words filler wor-
eh look
actual answer (still nonsense)

>>19268379
You need your full 8 hours bud.

>approach death cross
>green dildo of the night out of nowhere to push it back above
Literally the story for the past 2 weeks. Amazing.

>>19268379
Jerome picked up the phone?

The US doesn't care about the rest of the world. Americans don't give a fuck and hence the stock market doesn't.

>>19268468
Ah, that's why DAX is green too, right? It is green because it is green.

>>19268436
I get night terrors about dumb bobos making money for once. I can sleep happy again once the market calms down.

>US Democrat Presidential Nominee Biden says he wouldn't stop fracking, but would move away from it

>>19268503
what does that even mean

>Markets pare early losses on vaccine hope
lmao this shit again. How many times can you milk the same news cow and get the algos to fall for it?

>>19268422
>another gauranteed red day turning into a green day
Its amazing how the only strategy you need to make it, is to do the opposite of what /biz/ says

>>19268510
just a bunch of words he memorized

>>19268510
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydraulic_fracturing
It's how the US became a major oil player.

>>19268503
He's doing his best!
He's at his strongest at these early hours, after his 930 nap he's sleepy the rest of the day

are we there yet, mumu?

>>19268468
>>19268481
>>19268461
Nope, Fauci pumped Moderna again apparently. I guess SEC doesn't care only if you manipulate the market UP ...

https://seekingalpha.com/news/3577120-better-thought-dr-fauci-on-moderna-shares-jump-pre-market

>>19268561
*spits in your face*

>>19268503
if he becomes president what will happen to stonks?

>>19268523
This has always been. People here are fucking retarded.

>>19268564
WOW - Now you can double pump shitty biotech PnDs. The sky is the limit boys.

So whats moving pre-market.

My BILI shorts are doing great so far.

>>19268579

>>19268607
Another vaccine pump.

>>19268607
>whats moving pre-market
makers and manipulators, desu. there's no reason for up or down other than avoiding the death cross it seems. >>19266870

-0.01
WE WON BEARS

>>19268617
Which shitstocks?
I have some INO at 14.22.

>>19268632
read the thread faggot, literally just few posts above

Today is bobos day of reckoning. SPY 300 by lunch cap this

>>19267123
You got everything wrong, great job.

>>19268632
NVAX and BNTX

>>19266677
It means you shouldn't buy it.
You should write a cash-secured put on it as long as it offers weekly options, or monthly ones if you're willing to be risky.

>>19268582
Bullish for $LOLI and hair sniffing

>>19268503
>just learn to code bro

>long NASDAQ
>NASDAQ is the only index that's negative
I know everyone jokes about the bogdanoffs here, but I'm starting to believe.

Another 2+% day today bois, any vaccine news is bullish af to the boomers that move the market

>>19268671
absolutely bearish.

new

>>19268707
>>19268707
>>19268707
>>19268707

>>19268713
Biden is a Bobo.. got it.

> airbus crash captain landed in heavily populated area

fucking pakis

>>19266663
The valuations are extremly high
Please brace for a deep crash.
Steak on the menu for the rest of the year

>>19267836
premiums

>>19268707
>>19268707

>>19268707
>>19268707

So I started investing in stocks beginning of March. Just hit 20% in gains and I’m pretty happy.

I might pick up some ETFs next week with my paycheck or get some cheap retail and hold the bag for couple years.

>>19268217
me because I have long holds I want to keep and just add onto

>>19268701
At least you made tons of good money on the historic run that the Nozdoq had in late March through all of April right?

>>19268805
>>19268714
Fucking disgusting newnigger, fuck off.

>>19267487
Lol no. These people have been directors and in charge of their positions for years. Especially with a media that is sympathetic to Trump haters, Birx and Fauci would have been given a golden pedestal and megaphone if they came out against Trump, ESPECIALLY if he fires them because “he didn’t like what they said”.