/biz/ - Business & Finance

So after 8 years being a Corporate Shill. I'm going back to school to get an MBA. This has been my experience so far:
>Attend Zoom introduction to fellow classmates. 60% women, 40% shitskins, 20% Veterans, 20% LGBTQCUNTS, and 2 trannies.
>One of the roasties tried to spend the whole time talking about how Trump was evil and how many friends she knows has died in NYC from "his" virus.
>Some snowflake starts listing their Pronouns and talking about their anxiety.
>Go to sign up for classes. 2/3rds of the classes aren't even being offered.
>School says it's possible the 1st semester will be entirely done through online schooling. Tuition will be the same and if they do open up classes it will be limited class sizes with social distancing.
>University demands you have a Student Photo ID to do online classes, but the ID office won't be open and they can't make them for you remotely. Government issued ID's are not acceptable alternatives.
>3/4's of the companies that normally come to campus during the year to do spot interviews and meet ups have already told the university they won't be doing that this year.
>Career Services told me my CV wasn't up to their standards. My CV was one page covered the basics (Work, Education, Contact Info, and Summary/Goal). Sent me a new template that's minimum 2 pages and contains shit like volunteer activities and buzz word listings. Literal 101 shit that the Talent industry says never to put on your CV.
>Also told by Career Services that we should be open to the idea of unpaid internships next summer due to the deteriorating economic climate. Unpaid....MBA....Interships, WTF.
>All clubs like the investment society will not be operating till the school opens back up. So basically all major socializing/networking opportunities have been kill.

What the fuck have I done? These people are fucking retarded and live in another world. If I don't land a job making $130k minimum out of this program it'll have been a waste.