/biz/ - Business & Finance

I bought 1419 shares of MRO at 5.95, it’s gonna dump isn’t it?

Doomp it now.

imagine being a faggot and not holding bonds

>>19253673
Yes but not until tomorrow.

DUMP DUMP DUMP

>domp eet

Big red tomorrow to close out the week
Nice

Priced in?

I'm buying the dip

FIRST FOR ACTUAL FLESH AND BLOOD WOMEN

DON’T MASTURBATE TO PIXELS

>economists predict 45% of covid layoffs will not be rehired
fuggg bros

STOP FUCKING SELLING

Anime!

A N I M E

who here playing NVDA earnings?

>>19253735
Until I can 3D print women that’s still just pixels

>>19253741
FUCK the ice fairy

>>19253682
you guys don't want to know what happens after i have like ten or a dozen of those 99 proof schnapps 50mL bottles

>>19253702

>>19253735
>posts pixel woman
what did you mean by this

>>19253735

That’s a man baby

>>19253735
you can just tell she's taken well over 40 loads to the face in her life

>>19253750
CNBC talking heads said it was going to dump on good news

Okay will sell tomorrow if it’s not too late. I can’t execute day trades so I would have to wait till tomorrow

>>19253769
uh oh!

>>19253738
This quarantine has shown us that a large portion of jobs in the united states are complete bullshit and aren't actually needed. Big companies are going to cuck everyone by not rehiring anyone and forcing the people left to do 3x the work at the same pay. But hey, at least they still have a job!

Thinking DRI & QSR are no-brainer plays since restauarant capacity continue to revamp everyday. Thoughts? How long to long?

>>19253702
how many deaths per 1,000 persons is coronacoof at now

Lean Hogs +4.5%

>>19253743
>>19253744
did you guys schedule the date for your transitions?

>>19253649
needs more random youtube links

>>19253796
What else do you want low IQs to do?

>>19253812
did you get scheduled for your electroshock therapy?

>>19253811
HOGCHADS FINNA RISE UP!

>>19253697
What's causing the dump?

QRD of the dollar milkshake theory?

>Wildfires, hurricanes, stacked on top of second wave

DUMP DUMP DUMP

>>19253841
Three day weekend bud. You sure you wanna hold the bags after an SPY pump?

>>19253836
I'm not the one with a mental illness brother

again you guys will get rid of us when our corporate offices open up but until then I'm buying the dip and calling you out for being fucking weird for posting anime

>>19253862
And the DOW chemical plant is about to contaminate the great lakes

>>19253841
There will be a pump

war with china soon bros

Best gimmicks in May 2020

- Quaaack poster
- Lean hogs informant
- Rent or mortgage guy
- Silvio Goldenstein
- Igor Bogdanoff poster

>>19253787
How? She’s said in her podcast she’s actually a virgin because her family would basically disown her if she slept outside of marriage

>>19253872
>will get rid of us when our corporate offices open up
You listening to this Juan fucker on the fed call?
>MUH BASKETBALL AMERICANS!
>UR PRIVILEGED TO B WURKING FOR 20K OVER CARES FROM HOME
>UR CORPORASHIN IS SUPPORT U
fuck that guy. My corp has decided to stay closed for a while, waiting on more gov. guidance.

YANG GANG RISE UP
FUCK CHINA
FUCK XINNIE THE POO

>>19253900
I HATE FAGGOT DUCK POSTER

>>19253796
Damn, I wish there was some kind of solution for dealing with the people running these companies

>>19253735
made some good money on the last ULTA dip. i love roasties.

>$REFR

https://www.timesofisrael.com/smart-glass-startup-gauzy-gets-funds-from-hyundai-motor-to-expand-product-reach/

https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2020/04/23/2021035/0/en/Research-Frontiers-SPD-SmartGlass-Licensee-and-Strategic-Investor-Gauzy-Ltd-secures-the-Series-C-investment-from-Hyundai-Motor-Company-Blue-Red-Partners-VC-Singapore-and-Avery-Denn.html

https://sendvid.com/tt43sssk

>he didn't invest in israel
>he doesn't want to make it

>>19253925
Anon, stawp, please, I'm gon-gonnaa, gonna coooooommmm ahhhhhhh

>>19253741
>>19253743
>>19253744
This desu

>>19253900
world class bait, have a (((you)))

Sell signal reached on DT. Profit: -0.5%. This cancels out the PIXY profits. Sad!
GOLD is still running and looking good however.
Total closed trades: 4. Win rate: 3/4. Average profit: 5% (7% + 3% + 0.5% - 0.5%).

>>19253925
Anon please I'm trying to look at charts stop distracting me

>>19253966
Here, coom to this

>>19253900
remember when 4chan wasn't filled with unfunny reddit teir over posted shit? I do. Fuck donald trump for bringing you faggots here in 2016

>>19253917
do you follow her twitter account? She's fucked like 1000 guys and brags about it

>>19253934
Why? Was it the meme or was he genuinely autistic?

Russell outperformance is very interesting, supports the bullish case.

MEG IS BAAACK!!!

>>19253925
Is it the one who was saying something about community colleges playing an important role in the recovery?

That's generally something I'd support, but hopefully we can make that unnecessary by shifting to a more internet based model.

Who is he? Some education official?

>>19254007
stop posting this ghastly thing

FUCK CHINA

not crazy about that sweater on sara frankly

This AMZN is just going crazy. Up down Up down new candle right, up down up down. I can't take it anymore.

>>19254030
see that is so much better than an anime pic


like 100000x better fuark

>>19254007
>3D
>tattoos
>caked up
rip

>>19254032
No Idea, I'm working for under minimum over faggot CARES. It really should have been UBI or paired with a payroll tax cut for the EE side up to 30k.

>>19254061
sell and go all in on LK

>>19254023
Ellie is pure bro, she roasts the fuck out of men who try to pump and dump her. You watch the schnitt show?

>>19253841

Coffee and dark chocolate almonds for breakfast in my case

I dont respect women nor China, my brothers.

I told you guys TSLA was about to moon

>>19253967

here cooms the final hour poomp!!!

Wayfair somehow finds a way to finish green again. Fuck this stock

>>19254079
Why would I sell something that's +25% to buy something that's -25%?

Vix option question anon see
>>19253909
>>19253941

>>19254066
She’s real unlike your fantasy

>>19254030
He's an autistic spammer

and now we enter

THE PRINTING HOUR

i propose a compromise for the 2D anime and 3D guys: jap chicks!

>>19254096
Avoid stocks that behave like wayfair. Do not short, do not long, just watch and laugh because you know somebody is getting burned

>>19254130

>>19253874
Good thing the EPA regulations have been relaxed.

>>19254080
am I talking to a roastie rn? no I don't watch that shit

When are my covered calls going to bite me in the ass? This seems like easy money, too easy.

>>19254108
He spammed the sad duck meme? Or was it shitty variations?

>>19254107
if you can't enjoy both, you might be gay, especially because you're probably not going to fuck that broad. I'm only using 2D because people seem to have a problem with it.
also this >>19254137

>>19254007
disgusting, the cow even wears the bull ring

>>19254130
im all for that except most jap women are disgusting

>>19254105
I saw
thanks again

two green dildos saved me

>>19254084
nice

>>19254130
Jap qts are core /biz/ culture, it is a fact.
(that whiney faggot has terrible taste in his bottom tier fatties though.)

>>19254157
the sad ones, the variations were other people

>>19254084
Fuck ching chang chong china

Load up on some BILI shorts before close today, thank me later.

I will also be collecting 20% of your profits nothing aint free.

All of you faggots fighting about what you jack off to need to shut the fuck up.

>>19253649
Those are nice colors on the dresses and shirts.

>>19254154
I mean I don’t watch it weekly but I’ve seen a couple of episodes. People think it’s gay to watch call her daddy but that shit helps you understand what women like and don’t like and how to please them

>>19254213
you cant see me with the hands out here you dont live that life Nigger

>>19254213
It's like the same half dozen retards, they do this everyday. Are you a newfag or something?

>>19254096
same with PTON....they announced cheaper bikes right after i bought a put...i'm financially ruined. pee pee poo poo.

>>19254213
quality post there bud I'm sure your parents are real proud of you

>>19254235
>caring what women want

well there's your problem

>he bought before the 3 day weekend

>>19254166
Good luck friend

>>19254162
You’d sell your dog to fuck her

>>19253750
Why????

>>19254139
those curry niggers sabotaged that plant and everyone knows it

>>19254032
>tfw got distracted in my anger about CARES and missed a good point
>Russell outperformance is very interesting, supports the bullish case.
It makes me think this is a fakeout/deadcat. I'm really not sure what would be motivating the growth. Got any docs or data? The reopening is really specific to each area. Maybe it's speculation on the xth round PPP/SBA loans?

>>19254107
>I don't jack off to pixels
>here's a jpeg I found online

That chick is still pixels, anonito

>>19254213
Shut the fuck up

>>19254290
I'd sell her to human traffickers to buy a dog.
Dogs are awesome. Thots are annoying.

>netflix asks inactive subscribers to cancel their subscriptions

I only respect girls soles

>>19254290
Not even if I was paid.

>>19254330
based

thoughts on whether to sell before the weekend? last weekend pumped, but idk about this one...

>>19254241
Shut the fuck up faggie

>>19254290
>>19254235
>>19254157
>>19254080

lol what the fuck are you doing in this thread retard, fuck off out of here. You've done nothing but post pictures of ugly women and shill some God awful podcast that no respectable human being would ever want to listen to.

post your portfolio or fuck off, retard. Also throw on a trip so we can all filter you

>>19254339
2d don’t have souls you filthy coomer

>up $5 right now
Damn, didn't think bank stock bags would be this heavy

>>19254083
>dark chocolate almonds
Sweet Jesus

>>19254371
>you filthy coomer
>posts souless roast

>>19254330
I second this

NNDM please go back up

>>19254281
monday is off? or friday?

which is better TD or IBKR?

>>19254371
>Thinking that anyone but our lord Jesus Christ decides what or who gets a soul
Ngmi

>>19253837
If it weren't for FED, I would short HOG. New Generation does not care about Harleys.

>>19254330
How do I put calls on this?

GOLD just hit the sell signal. All positions are now closed.
Win rate: 4/5. Average profit: 2.1%.
What is really dragging us down is today's experiment using 1 minute timeframe to identify entries and exits. This is really too quick and therefore strongly limits our upside. 15 minutes timeframe was pretty good, entries were safer and our profit could run for a day or two into 5%+ profit safely. Tomorrow I'll use 30 minutes and see how it goes. A quick examination suggests 1h would be too much, we would get signal maybe once a week.

>>19254401
monday is memorial day

>>19254401

>>19254415
oh shit right k

>>19254298
sell whichever leg is in the green tomorrow, hold the other on the way back.
either
A) it pumps on earnings: take profits on call and hold the put to ride down the sell off for a better exit
B) it dumps on earnings: take profits on put and hold the call for a better exit as people buy them up because they're NVDA

Im looking at DVN right now and they did really well during the negative oil shitstorm for a fracking company. They should do even better when oil nears 50.
What do you lads think

>>19254358
I wasn’t shilling, I was just talking about it

Too late to go back all in on $FSLY?

>>19253831
What a perfect looking angel.

what about options expiring on the 22nd ? is it just gonna be against closing price today?

How do y’all like options strategies such as iron condor, wheeling and credit spreads?

>>19254290
Esto es un hombre.

How can does anybody get into trading without it being a fucking meme? I just turned 20 and all my childhood I thought my dad was some super smart Wolf of Wall Street kind of guy. Turns out he just had a gambling addiction that was being manifested on the stock market instead of a casino.
> he lost 200k in a couple of months by day trading 5 yrs ago cause he would buy and sell random shit every 5 min
How can I not be like that and actually attempt to become a competent investor? What should I study or research?
Pls no meme answers genuine plea here.

>>19254426
Your posts are 10% of the thread right now. Please stop, unless you have something to contribute beyond off-topic pics.

>2950 reached
time to short

I can't take it anymore!!!

Really need Jerome to start the printer now.

ITS POWER HOUR

POOOOOOOOMP ITTTTTT

>>19254457
Don't day trade. Buy dividend stocks and hold.

>>19253796
There's a book called Bullshit Jobs

>>19253673
You'll be ok. Dips, so what, buy more and wait. In January most oil stocks were like double what they are now so buy and wait for winter.

>many of our employees are thinking about going back on unemployment
fucking CARES. link for those interested.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pauK3UsJK9M

>>19254474
He's busy

>>19254371
who is this semen demon

>>19254457
Look up long term investing strategies and don't day trade. Actually research companies you buy

>>19254461
Shit bro I honestly didn’t realize. You’re right though, my bad.
I’ll stay on topic

boy I sure am glad I own TGTX

>>19254506
wait, if powell is on the call, who's manning the printer?

>>19254497

>>19254457
Lots of ways to invest that aren't gambling. Do some research on fundamentals and build a portfolio for the long term, become a boomer dividend guy, or get into fixed income if you have a lot to work with.
Realistically you can just sit on mostly index funds or pick sectors and be okay eventually too.

>>19253680
One of my t-bills sold over par.

Thoughts on CLX at this level?

Thoughts on UVXY...?
Or maybe MU?
>>19254211
Really? It’s been holding up pretty well, I’ve got a share at 32.50

>>19254418
Maybe he's not a burger

>>19254457
for one asking an anime board might not be the best call, tho admittedly some anons have decent advice, you just have to sort through the bullshit. Theres lots of youtube investing tutorials going over the basics of different trading strats. investopedia and udemy both have good courses as well. On top of that i suggest taking out a small amount of money that youre willing to lose and playing with that for the first month to get a feel for things. I did this with 500$ to start and it worked pretty well.

>>19254457
>How can I not be like that and actually attempt to become a competent investor? What should I study or research?
Daytrading is dead unless you are a super apex coder. The best you can hope for is swing trading where you have positions you open at the start of the day and close at the end (or vice versa).
The plays of hedge fund managers are still based on FA with time horizons of 1-3 months that use TA to time how they trickle into it.
The instititute of trading's free videoes can give you a sense of what is a meme out there. Security Analysis by Graham can help with starting FA.

>>19254510
A girl who works at the local bar in my honetown

>>19254310
Based asanagi grim aloe

Russell outperforms at the beginning of the cycle.

>>19254520
that intern that fucked up on may 12th
>in call
>what's important is "access to capital"
based and bubblepilled

>>19254544
does she have an insta?

also buy $VOO it's better than $SPY

KOS @ 2 now. Just 2-3 more dollars to go..

>>19254173
nice numbers
how much is that in money?

>>19254513
fun fact: only a few companies make up the majority of the performance of the S&P since 1920.

>>19254540
Is daytrading viable if you’re playing with at least 10k? Even playing with pennystocks getting a slight bump can make you profit

Breakout up or down? https://www.strawpoll.me/20123963

>>19254577
who care's lol, baggie's retarded

>>19254557
Yeah bro here
yo_its_micayla

OHHHHH NONO NOOOO IT LOOKS LIKE A DUMP

>>19254550
right, but do we have a sense for what brings a true turnaround for the russ? I don't see any real underlying reasoning. Even if these guys get access to capital >>19254551 , I don't see the business coming back. The pressures mentioned by the restaurant owner prior seem to really seem like nothing will be resolved by extending credit. it's still fucked right now.

>they [small businesses] don't kn- under- they don't think that it [debt] can be working capital as well
case in point of this credit bubble. they're really trying to keep this shit rolling and leech as much as possible off of existing businesses that are struggling under the gov shutdown. fucking bullshit.

>>19254425
Bump

TSLA MOONING

>>19254598
lmao I went to UofA best girls in the world bro

Looks like a doomp is coming

>>19254576
Look up 90-90-90 rule. Swing trading, on the other hand, typically involves waiting for "catalysts" and acting on those. Either knowing or predicting big price point movements because of news events like earnings, new acquisitions, etc. or riding overreactions to bad news.
That said most of the smart money in daytrading is pure algos that you have no hope of beating on sub-hour timeframes over a large period of time.
You could "practice" by using fake money like with thinkorswim to see how you might perform. Just keep in mind in practice you eliminate the penalty of losing money which tends to act as a barrier that makes you only accept riskier ventures with the real deal.
Emotions are actually your enemy and a lot of what it comes down to is risk management and being almost a robot when it comes to your methodology.

>eod doomp instead of poomp
ahem... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

>>19254618
>affordible housing guy, aaron
>how are financial stresses affecting residents
here we go speculative homebuyers

>>19253962
Get back to the bondage camp

>>19254653
You must not get out much

>>19254457
1 word: Mutual Funds

And that's what's up

>>19254710
Mutual funds are a waste of money.

Tomorrow's watchlist:
NET
MODN
LEVI
EGHT

>>19254618
pretty much this. even when businesses reopen there's no guarantee of people actually shopping at that business. we saw this in china when they first reopened and we're seeing this now as states reopen. people just do not want to go out and shop. an ungodly amount of credit being offered won't fix this problem if there is no revenue coming in.

>>19254698
what

>>19254714
how much is that in money?

>>19254618
Small businesses aren't generally smallcaps, they're the businesses without public equity.

>they're really trying to keep this shit rolling and leech as much as possible off of existing businesses that are struggling under the gov shutdown
You sound like you've got a bit of the brain disease of bearishness as a philosophy. You don't invest based on what "should" be happening. I don't approve of so much of what the government and affiliated parties do, but it doesn't matter.

>>19254733
>people just do not want to go out and shop
that doesn't appear to be true, especially in the south. Humans have a very persistant bias towards "return to normal"

>>19254671
Don’t worry, Jerome will save us

No seriously, what’s up with covered calls? I’m on track to make %30 of my portfolio this year in call premium. When/how do I get fucked?

>>19254425
Come on mofos my id is MOM ffs
Answer mommy you brats

>>19254737
Divide by 1.4
It would be more of these kikes had a usd wallet so that I would not have to pay 1.5% extra on foreign exchange

>>19254743
there are some who are definitely eager to go out, but many are staying at home. it really depends on the business, but i think the whole idea of "pent-up demand" that's been circulating is complete bs. restaurants, for example, are only opening with 50% seating capacity to comply with corona restrictions and they're still not filling all these tables.

Looking at the 5 day. What is up with this bullshit sideways crabbing?

>>19254653
Same dude same, like you literally can’t be an incel there. You WILL get laid by at least an 7/10 if you try hard enough. Fuck I miss it

15 minutes to go

Another green day for me

>>19254753
Premiums aren't always so juicy.

>>19254753
When volatility goes back to normal levels it won't be as juicy. Moreover if your stock loses value, you have to roll down the call (which give even less premium because delta) and that's not going to really compare to the loss from the underlying.
However when played right covered calls are in fact fantastic. They can easily give you an extra 10% on your portfolio end of year.

>>19254753
Outside underlying volatility, the main disadvantage of covered calls is that it removes your top performers from your portfolio over time.
Not extreme, but just something to keep in mind.

>>19254753
if the stock your holding goes down, which unless you're a bitch or playing stock that isn't solid is no problem at all.
looking forward to selling cash covered puts when/if we drop again. getting paid premium to buy low. what the fuck.

>>19254782
Bear Down brother we're all gonna make it

>>19254776
restaurants I don't expect to reopen, they're notorious for being very difficult businesses that fail often. They'll default, and then other entrepreneurs may try to open in their place, likely with a branch of a franchise. CAKE, BWW, DENN, etc.

>>19254676
poor people issues:
>lack of access to childcare
>homeschooling
>don't have savings

collections
>down 5 to 10%
>certain areas higher up to 30% down
>months ahead might get much worse
>estimated SEPT 1ST
fucking CARES. Guess wer're looking for Oct/Nov move ins for renters unless the gov gets something through, boys.

>>19254743
>Small businesses aren't generally smallcaps, they're the businesses without public equity
sure, but they still should be affected by many of the same pressures as businesses w/o public equity, no? I'm not sure how the russell is distributed across industries.

>You sound like you've got a bit of the brain disease
>rent is now eating 20% from 4% of a company's sales revenue
I'm not necessarily bearish in the sense that line "should" go down, but I'm definitely aware that we're in a credit bubble and that the situation long before the shutdown was already bad. Margins are simply too tight. Extending credit doesn't do anything about these razor thin margins and we're really reaching a point where we need to start considering viability and solvency over their access to credit.

>that doesn't appear to be true, especially in the south. Humans have a very persistant bias towards "return to normal"
It seems very dependent on the specific town. Cuban's secret shopper is nice, but from anon's day to day, it seems to vary on a municipality to municipality basis.

Dont buy the top!

>ACB, CGC
What the fuck is happening

>>19254839
this looks rich, but not comfy , although i love high ceilings

We are witnessing a really really really important trading day

if this bitch bounces off the moving average a 2nd time, it might be the big one

>>19254869
dude weed pump n dump part deux

Gotta give thanks to the virus for delivering cheap stocks to me.. Gotta give thanks to the virus/congress/and trump for giving me free money... Gotta give thanks to the virus for giving me a 2 month "paid vacation" from work..

>>19254743
>>19254832
Solvency is an issue, but many businesses do not have access to credit as well. Going forward, credit and solvency are the twin problems we'll be facing on the small business side, which will be compounded by repressed consumer sentiment and spending.
http://archive.is/u5D84

>>19254896
OHHHH NONO NOOOOO IT STARTED DUMPING AFTER YOU POSTED THAT FUCK

>>19254896
I'm picking up SPY puts tomorrow

>>19254896
Is that spy

>>19254839
Is this the top of the VIX?!?

Could NVIDIA really deliver and blast us off to fresh new highs?

>>19254922
Yes

1) (not pictured) it's at the same RSI as the previous 3 tops we've had
2) It's at the upper bolinger band
3) it's touching the moving average and didn't surpass it yesterday or today (obviously no reason to bull run)
4) it risks forming a head & shoulders reversal pattern and tanking

well bought some tlry calls expiring tomorrow wish me luck

>>19254933
>volatility to be medium
>29.14
HAHAAHAHA

look at the VIX in the past when it was at 30. Absolute hell, drops, volatility up the ass. 30 isn't medium. It's really high and this is our "low" on the VIX.

>>19254896
How big. -1%, -.3%?

>>19254839
that TV is too damn far away
grab me a beanbag and plonk me bit after the end of the carpet

they could have saved it with a 1 min candle pump and did a trend reversal!

THEY DIDN'T
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

>>19253796
You know what, good. We have so many useless people getting paid for doing nothing. The people who are working at grocerie stores and resteraunts actually serving people deserve to keep their jobs.

I got my bets. See you folks in the morning.

>>19254952
>look at the VIX in the past when it was at 30
When the vix was at 30, ESPECIALLY if it was just much higher than 30, it's usually followed by the VIX getting crushed back down down down.

>>19254975
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>19254975
so why didn't you spend a shit ton of money in that minute?

>>19254935
Are there major companies to report? Other than quality earnings I also don't see a reason to go above

>>19254982
Get rid of the HR meme. Watch everything turn green forever.

>>19254975
The meme lines have spoken

>>19254896
I like it when Anon is all doom and gloom.
I... I have faith in Anon.

>>19254998
The only time the VIX has been this high was during the '08 drop. The VIX then did a double top (85-80 or so).

The VIX usually spikes twice before getting crushed.

Question of the day: what happens tomorrow? We going red into the three day weekend?

Finally decided to sell my jnug after being up 106%. Not sure if I will buy back in again if it dips. Just sold because I'm not sure which direction it's going to be heading here on out.

>>19255036
ITS ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE
SELL SELL SELL AAAAAAHHHHH

>>19254997
How much money do you have fucker
Are you a trust fund baby

I would fuck the shit out of Stephanie Link

>>19254903
>Going forward, credit and solvency are the twin problems we'll be facing on the small business side, which will be compounded by repressed consumer sentiment and spending.
right, and that's exactly why I think that the gains on the russell are fake and gay. I really don't think that this divergence is a true positive.

Wow nothing happened. This market is boring me.

PUMP IT JEROME BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

>>19253649
Fuck you guys. srly. Why are we red today? What happened? Jesus, i hate you so much. If tomorrow is red too, someone has to pay me.

>>19255053
I just got lucky shorting gold and shorting amazon today. Tomorrow we short everything. Especially America.

>>19255068
how much money does someone have to lose in the stock market for it to be someone else's problem?

>>19255058
>fake and gay
let me revise for the people that will scream about buffett being stupid. the russ is prone to more downside risk as it continues to rise.

>>19255068
It's all red now until you sell

>>19253735
Kike, 2d is far superior

>>19255036
We're in a unique scenario. It's easy to say things are priced in or that we're just going to recover in a v-shape when stocks go up.

However, when you're in a bubble and there's a sign of volatility and dumping, people instantly start panicking because in reality it wasn't priced in. Their thought process goes from
>huh, I guess the bad news didn't matter
to
>FUCK, did the bad news matter? I NEED TO SELL

it's only "priced in" until it isn't, in other words.

>>19255078
Powell will reimburse my losses anyway.

>>19253735
this image is pixels

*flick*
Alexa pull up NVDA, set it to 1 minute candles and zoom way in.

>No pump
Thats it Jerome. I will take all my money out of the US and invest in China. I will also start selling my oil in AED.

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .86%, surprisingly good on a very boring day. GSX short going very strong, debating taking profits now but still waiting on some apocalyptic margin call. Could bad BABA earnings drag them even further? The class action lawsuit being filed against them certainly won't help lol.
As previously mentioned IWM being green while the big indices are down is interesting, VIX movement a little sharp too I guess. Tomorrow will probably be more interesting intraday huh? Very glad I've reset my sleep schedule, I'm wakefulness in the morning now!

>>19255121
up 1%. I need 13% to get back to my account ATH. reee.

>>19255121
-.55%

I'm going to lose it all tomorrow.

>>19255121


USAC up bigly, not enough to push these my total gains sky high though

>>19255105
>trust me, I know how the markets work
Ok retard.

>>19255068
Zoom out you stupid retard. Everything is up like 30% in a week

>>19255121
I bought the dip today and found out a fellow wildcat-bro is in /smg/

>>19255121
down 2 percent. Holding strong not thoughts of selling will ever enter my head when the worst of the corona shit is over

I think I'm going to get a heart attack soon

>>19255121
+1.46%

>>19255121

-0.23%

>>19255121
Stop impersonating the real bell anon you gross tranny. you're why we lost lunchbro

>>19255121
Down a %.
I wrote an AMD put before it dumped and my MSFT CCs will stay OTM tomorrow... I guess.
So not much to think about. Sit and hodl.

>>19255157
My digits say eod green tomorrow despite 3 day weekend.

>>19255121
I'm up 3.04% on TVIX. I slept in until like noon so I didn't get to scalp it while it was +7% and compound my gains. Oh well. At least I hit the gym after getting up.

If this is the big drop I'm going to shit and piss my pants and scream a lot and shitpost as hard as I can

Blackness looms over Beijing in the middle of the day! Mandate of heaven lost! Bad omens on the horizon, and a dark wind blows...

>>19255144
Holy shit dude that’s fucking insane
Why do people disrespect you? You’re a fucking guru

>>19255194
lol what the fuck

>>19255153
>the worst of the corona shit is over

My sweet summer child

I wish I had more money to buy RTX when it was $52 last week. Damn it I hate being poor.

>>19255186
my digits say the only things green with be bonds, gold and energy.

>>19255157
same tbqh

>>19255204
le secoond wave xD

>>19255121
I miss the real dingbro

>>19255196
Because we've dealt with him for years now and seen how much of a retard he is.

>the VIX is still high and TVIX has been avoiding contango very well

This is going to be beautiful

>>19255196
what are her stock tips?

>>19255196
ask him to show all

>>19255184
>they know about the psychic swap
oh dear

>>19255196
>>19255222
They've seen me shitfaced...

>>19255205
Same.I knew it wouldn't go under 50 but I still kept my average at 62 instead of continuously buying

>>19255196
>left-handed
nope

>>19255194
>power outage in china
What, is this unexpected or something? Cheap chinese shit breaks down all the time.

>>19255229
What does this all imply, a VIX pump incoming?

>>19255196
He literally told you he’s going to lose it all tomorrow. He’s a degenerate gambler and is either pretending to be a schizo-retard or actually is a schizo-retard.

Amrn pnd incoming. Approval for corona vaccine trial announced

>>19255257
And coked up

>>19255268
it means were going to dump

>Finished +0.01% today
I’m gonna make it bros

When are the NVDA earnings going to be released?

>>19255268
Typically if there is a sudden drop and the VIX spikes, it'll go down, and then spike up heavily again because very rarely is there ever just one major drop.

In the past, the VIX spikes up to 30 at the most before going down and hitting like 20 or so on the second run. We hit the 90s and our "low" is at 30, which is a previous max.

Despite this recovery, we're still in a chaos storm of uncertainty. If things line up, we are essentially going to see another massive VIX spike.

>>19255121

In the green up 6% I’ll take it curious how Friday and Tuesday pan out after the long weekend

>>19255293
If you can keep that up all year you'll probably have a better year than Buffet.

>>19255293

>>19255275
>>19255284
Good timing

>TVIX up 3% AH

be afraid

>>19254517
Based

WEW

just keeps on dumping AH

>>19255318
Buffet can go -20% every day and still have more money than he does tho.

>>19255036
big red than big green monday for no reason

>S&P500 just tanked to today's low in AH
>Tesla is now -.68% in a straight line down in AH

>>19255347
>monday
Tuesday anon

Guys it domped

>>19255058
>>19255085
The SMBs that are typically discussed in the PPP context are most often separate to listed small cap companies. Small cap growth is cyclical based on the flexibility of their business, ability to deliver higher returns leveraging more niche markets and products, and favorable macroeconomic conditions for business expansion at the start of a cycle for those small caps with solid business models and financials (which allowed them to survive the downturn). They have access to additional funding streams that the SMBs mainly targeted by the SBA and the PPP loans do not. I wouldn't confuse the two, but both can be used as economic sentiment gauges, with small cap indices being also a market sentiment gauge. The fact that they've recovered less compared to the main indices is a bearish divergence worth noting. Going forward, we will want to see continued strong volume inflows into small caps (and other beaten down sectors) suggesting longer-term sentiment that market and economic conditions will be favorable.

>>19255121
Up 1.5% or so. That's the Glorious Project Airline Long of Optimism and Bravery putting in work.

Note to the TA people frontrunning the chart: failure to break through resistance is not bearish until confirmation break of support at the lower end of the range. You obsess over the 3000 barrier but forget about that foundation at 2800. Volume is not looking like bears have much to offer to break below. As such, we are snibby market until further notice.

>>19255307
>If things line up
Like what? Barring a second black swan event like a volcano covering the northern hemisphere in volcanic ash, I don't see anything that could cause a retest of the lows. And even if there is a lesser drop, so much money is sitting on the sidelines waiting for it, eager to make up for not buying the dip two months ago.
I've hung up my claws.

>>19255368
that reminds me of hehesilly's comics.

>>19254839
Reverse image search to learn more, dude is living the dream, cute wife, multiple ferraris and all the anime merch he could ever want. Pic is wife.

All stocks on my high interest watch list are red

All stocks on my shitters watch list are green

I made 2.5% today

>>19255393
So basically we've seen on a massive scale investors noticing that the economy, in the long-term, is now in the toilet, but for some reason stocks are climbing on abnormal pumps.

The Job Report even basically said Q2 is going to be even worse than Q1 in terms of GDP loss, implying we still haven't found the bottom.

Plus earnings misses across the board. We're basically shaking the flimsy supports on bubbles we already have like credit, mortgages, and tech as a result of the unemployment.

>>19255393
Money isn't waiting on the sidelines precisely because there's so much short and medium term uncertainty. Small dips will not be as attractive, and even larger dips likely won't cause that money to come flooding into the markets. That capital is in less risky assets or hedged because of a lack of strong forward guidance.

>>19255344
OH MY GOD THE PRICE IS WHERE IT WAS AT 11AM TODAY, THE FUCKING HORROR, BEARS WON THIS ONE

nvda blowing the fuck up holy shit

Do the unemployment numbers matter anymore?

>>19255420
>wrist tattoo

>>19255441
> earnings misses across the board
False, Intel reported a strong beat then dumped as a result

>>19255467
Nobody cares about normal people
Only CEOs and politicians

>>19255422
thats good news. im hoping that PEP tanks a bit more so i can buy a good dip

>>19255267
Ameritards probably think it's middle of the day.

Damn NVDA destroyed.

>>19255422

Meme stocks have a place too.

>>19255467
they never mattered

>>19255364
>small caps with solid business models and financials (which allowed them to survive the downturn).
>The fact that they've recovered less compared to the main indices is a bearish divergence worth noting.
right. The anon i was originally replying to had stated that there were greater gains in the russell, which i didn't care to check, since I assumed the fluctuation is likely some noise or speculation. I'm pretty sure we're not even close to out of the woods here, probably just entering it.

>watching the NVDA 1min chart right now

>>19255505
Now is it going to moon or take a shit though?

>>19255493
>holding both KO and PEP
hehehe

>>19255467

No. Not anymore, they’re culling and pacifying the population and getting them use to being phased out and replaced

>>19255467
Of course not. This is why the bear's thesis is wrong on so many levels and why we'll never retest 230. We live in a clown world, and this is a clown market.

>>19255501
It was the middle of the day, 12 hours ago. It's not a power outage, it's a big dust n smog storm blotting out the sun

>>19255493
>>19255510

Yeah it is in a way - they're decent 1-3 week bags i'm just waiting for entry

But man I should take a little bit more risk and dip into my shit list at times and load up on memes - they ones I pick were green, even RTX

>>19255420
https://twitter.com/akaiyoutsuki
I take it this is his twitter. I wonder where the money came from.

>>19255542
You're right. I just checked. It just happens to be more or less 12 hours after the post.
Pls excuse my retardation.

>>19255526
You'll have to wait until they release the earnings call tonight.

>>19255549

You would think a weeb/jap would want a skyline instead

its going to be all green until the infinite Q/E ends

>>19254839
>>19255420
what's the story behind this?
did he inherit money or buy puts on lehman brothers?

>>19255574
well its shitting the bed right now, I only have a $30 dollar put on it so I really don't have much at stake

Somebody help me understand why a person would invest in non-dividend stocks.

Take CROX for example. Lots of people are going to be going to the beach, so maybe they'll buy Crocs! I'll buy some stock.

But... if a billion people buy Crocs and the company makes a jillion dollars, I as a shareholder don't get anything at all. So....

>>19255577
Nah, this is serious money. They'd rather sit in traffic in a Lambo than a Skyline.

BAKING

>>19255615
TOO LATE
>>19255618
>>19255618
>>19255618

>>19255606
Yeah totally bro. Buffett is broke, BRK doesn't pay a dividend.

>>19255533
Based. Well done.
My only regret is not also buying Monster.

>>19255420
Suddenly I feel so unfulfilled.

I want to take all these things from the world and keep them for myself.

>>19253735
real women are actual trash and should be replaced with sex robots and artificial wombs as soon as possible.

>>19255217
>>19255157
If dubs you guys are both having heart attacks tomorrow at the same time.

>>19255999
Ok, trips

>>19256063
Yeah trips for triple by pass surgery to save their asses.