/biz/ - Business & Finance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6N-4k1N9Hc

FUCK CHYNA!!!

Theoretically, if everyone here just starts spamming "TESLA DECLARES BANKRUPTCY" and makes fake images of news articles, algorithms would dump Tesla really really hard.

why havent you taken the mannarino pill yet?

Fuck the fed, fuck Peter Schiff, fuck people buying shiney rock, and fuck this fake and gay "pandemic".

>>19230112
Do I just buy a bunch of shit and make covered calls to get more than %10?

ALL HAIL THE GOLDEN CRAB

>>19230158
when do you transition?

>>19230107
I hate retard crow...
make him wear the retard mask!

>>19230134
I'm sure the SEC would be happy about that.
Actually they might be considering how much they hate elon.

>>19230149
Fuck powell really hard he is the biggest retards of all.

Bears are right. The market is totally fake and gay. But that is why it wont crash.

What's your flavor of cope bear anon?

1. Fed is manipulating the market
2. Market doesn't understand the situation
3. Politicians are controlling the market
4. The algos/hedge funds are controlling everything

BUY BSX

>>19230171
learn to bag groceries

>>19230161
Does she wants you to smell her peed panties?

>>19230178
1 and 4 are true though.

>>19230171
Not it isn't. Fed is the solely reason why this stock market is inflating further and further. The valuation is beyond retarded right now.

>literally wrong around everything he has ever predicted
why hasn't schiff committed suicide yet?

short gold now. after this nothingburger boomers will realize that the world wont go down and sell their gold.

MRNA ceo dropping bombs on CNBC

>>19230212
>boomers selling their boomerrocks

>>19230178
second wave

>>19230107
Posting against bitch made niggers.

>>19230178
5. That there's actually no manipulation going on, the markets REAL and it follows investor demand sentiment.

>>19230107
2nd crash when?

>>19230231
Is that why this scam biotech is pumping?

>>19230252

>>19230199

>not busting a fat wad in her panties so she can put them back on and enjoy your squishy cum all day long

>check the portfolio
>I've made a 4 cent profit
rolling in the green boys

just offloaded some bags, shill me your meme stocks

FUCK the chinese virus

>>19230178
1 and 4 are true.

3 is somewhat true.

2 is actually that the market understands it should be down but because of 1 and 4 plus 3 it goes up and as such it goes up.

>>19230271
>last human dies, rendering humanity extinct
>Stocks reach new all time highs as investors look toward the lack of operation costs in businesses

I am financially ruined

WE'RE FUCKING DUMPING
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
DIE BULLNIGGERS
DIE
DIE
DIEDIE
DIE
DIEDIE
DIE
DIEDIE
DIE
DIEDIE
DIE
DIEDIE
DIE
DIEDIE
DIE
DIEDIE
DIE
DIEDIE
DIE
DIEDIE
DIE
DIEDIE
DIE
DIEDIE
DIE
DIEDIE
DIE
DIEDIE
DIE
DIEDIE
DIE
DIEDIE
DIE
DIEDIE
DIE
DIEDIE
DIE
DIEDIE
DIE
DIEDIE
DIE
DIE

>>19230271
The stock market isn't in fear at all.

>>19230149
I've never made so much easy money in my life, I love this pandemic

>>19230320
*looks at stock market*

no we're not

>>19230161
/SMG/ Dirty little girls, underwear edition

>>19230320
take your meds

also fuck anime

>>19230324
the VIX is super high

>>19230208
Yes, the market is fake and gay, we agree.

>>19230199
>>19230305

ぬ。。。脱ぎたてやで感謝しいやっ!!
B-be thankful I took this off!
お。。。おしっこ臭かったらどないしよ。。。
M-might smell like pee though...

honestly wtf

>>19230320
Kill yourself

>imagine not buying the dip because a tripfag was spreading FUD

>>19230338

>>19230305
algo's see there are no longer humans to prosecute them and paint the tape until the value of SPY creates overflow errors

>>19230344
average vix is around 14 - we are just at double and at a steady decline - so i disagree

>>19230312
money isnt real
debt is real though
are you in debt

rejected 2969 again
fuck

>>19230344

Market has literally done nothing all day.
How disapointing.

Kinda like thus dumpster.

>>19230400
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>19230320
The SEC would like to talk to you

"Members acknowledged that even greater fiscal support may be necessary if the economic downturn persists."

"Participants expressed concern that small businesses may not be able to endure an extended financial shock."

"A number of members saw additional disruptions from a second wave, which could lead to a protracted period of severely reduced economic activity."

"Participants noted that even after social distancing rules were lifted consumer spending was not likely to return quickly to normal levels."

>>19230178
THEYRE ALL TRUE

1 IS RETARDED
2 IS THE WHIPPING BOY
3 IS THE OPPORTUNIST
4 IS THE OPPORTUNITY CREATOR

Where are my fellow SAVA chads? I set my sell-limit to $10.

>WTI +5% TODAY
>HE DIDN'T GO ALL IN LEVERAGED AFTER IT RETURNED FROM NEGATIVES
>COULD HAVE RETIRED TODAY ALREADY WITH FUCK YOU MONEY

>>19230402
>>19230385
anytime before this when there was a huge drop, 30 VIX was the peak.

>>19230159
Get help.

>>19230419
Did you delete this yourself?

>>19230400

>>19230458
>person who wants to put on dresses and diddle kids telling me to get help
??

>people out of work
>consumption down
>only matter of time until clown world

convince me otherwise

JEROME HOUR IN 15 MINUTES

PREPARE 3000 PARTY

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

GLD is pulling back. I might still have a chance of making a few shekels.

>>19230497
Threadly reminder that dividends trap your growth forever

>>19230165
the SEC doesn't deal with this shit you mong

>>19230496
>S&P500 hits 5000 in 1 minute before close as investors look to the future

>>19230479
>nothing burger
>people dying to get back to normalcy
>high liquidity from unlimited FED funny money
This will be over soon

>>19230477
It's impressive how you are able to know so much about someone in an anonymous imageboard.

>>19230419
I laughed and thought "wow this dude is retarded" then you deleted it top kek

>>19230512
well whatever im not a burger, whoever the fuck is responsible

>>19230520
Forget the 2020s, I'm already looking to the 2030s and beyond

>>19230524
Yeah it is, isn't it?

>>19230509

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>19230525
There's no way he was serious, right? ...Right?

>>19230524
Anon, he's been doing this for a while now.

>>19230414
Have another four years, queer boy.

>>19230211
Being Peter Schiff sounds like a living hell.

>>19230376
Wewwww did you translate that yourself? I’m very impressed!
That’s kind of a disappointing dialogue, but it’s still gonna give you the pheromone test boost.

>>19230539
>dumb lefty manlets are the pedos
Figures.

>>19230539
imagine being a lefthanded manlet simpleton...basically a democrat

>>19230545

>>19230211
He doesn't have to be right, he just has to sell his gold products to consoomers

>>19230432
Why did it drop like that?

>>19230539
I guess the hasidic are really bringing the average down.

>>19230580
Can you please tell me what tool you used to make that please? Please and thank you.
Thank you.
Please.

>>19230557
Yes I know.

>>19230553
>it's going up
>post this
?

Are we really going back to 3k while under lockdown and massive unemployment?

Jerome is in

it's over

>>19230178
3 is 100% true. Fuckers were inside trading (dumping) before spooking the normalfags, then they bought the bottom and passed an absolutely fucking monstrous stimulus to jack it up. Burr got caught but you know they all did it.

UH OH BOBOS UH OH

>>19230633
God I want to craft that cop...

>pamp eet

>>19230633
SPY 5000 BY END OF 2021

>>19230633
how does stock price have anything to do with unemployment or lockdown

stock prices are purely money driven - more money on the market means higher stock prices

im going to bed lads

>>19230158
May I save your image? I’m rather fond of it

How long until Facebook crashes? Currently highest it has ever been

thoughts on airlines?

what about seniors bailing for retirement? no monies to go around?

>>19230613
>https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/backtest-asset-class-allocation
Don't know why this isn't in the OP

are there any bobo out there who can actually tell when the dump will happen, or will you just continue to get btfo week after week after week?

BUT BUT NEXT MONDAY I SWEAR

OILCHADS RISE UP!!!!!!!

WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT. OILBEARS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT YET AGAIN

>>19230565
Yep, can read and speak 日本語
Haven't seen much action besides anime

Though it's popular in my industry (engineering) sometimes I share a drink with a friendly samurai

>>19230633
Fuck it.

TNA LETS GOOOOOO!!!

>>19230633
Only liberal hellholes are still under lockdown, the rest of us are back to normal

>>19230665
>Currently highest it has ever been
Many such cases

>>19230664
Go ahead

I need KHC to go under 30 by the 29th I don't want to get my shares called away

>>19230418
Jokes on you, small businesses aren’t usually listed on the stock market

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>19230580
Neat comparisons

>>19230672
The op derseves to be nuked and rebuilt anyway.

So far my annual return is 6.80%. I figure that ain't to bad considering the shit now. Also considering for a few months I had 35% of my wad in ONTX before I dumped it... So yeah I got lucky. Dumped ONTX, made back my losses. Then this virus gave me epic lows not seen for 100 years.. Nothing but gains and profit out the ass now for another 100 years.

>>19230675
The pump will subside after the last remaining bobo finally suck starts a 12 gauge

You bought the Q1 2020 dip, right? You know, when everyone temporarily freaked over the chinese flu that later turned out to be a nothingburger. Buying opportunity of a lifetime!

>>19230672
Much appreciated anon

quadruple top imminent

hahahahahaha

>>19230679
Fancy
We should engineer some things together some time
I do particle accelerators and electronics

>>19230713
Especially the hentai link. Who the fuck keeps putting it back in there?

R8 my spread

"Members acknowledged that even greater fiscal support may be necessary if the economic downturn persists."

"Participants expressed concern that small businesses may not be able to endure an extended financial shock."

"A number of members saw additional disruptions from a second wave, which could lead to a protracted period of severely reduced economic activity."

"Participants noted that even after social distancing rules were lifted consumer spending was not likely to return quickly to normal levels."

>>19230580

>>19230743
you are on an anime website

Members acknowledged that even greater fiscal support may be necessary if the economic downturn persists.

Participants expressed concern that small businesses may not be able to endure an extended financial shock.

A number of members saw additional disruptions from a second wave, which could lead to a protracted period of severely reduced economic activity.

Participants noted that even after social distancing rules were lifted consumer spending was not likely to return quickly to normal levels.

>>19230383
whatever bagholdersupreme just sit down and eat your side burger

>>19230764
The best strategy is to buy stocks that are going to go up a lot.

I made $3000 today betting on America!

>>19230764
TQQQ and TMF did not exist back to 2000. Have a meeting though but I'll post those results too.

Placed an order for Delta at $22.50, please convince me to cancel

Trying out a new strategy.
All my timespans are 1h-3d. Beyond that range, the prediction is incorrect.
- NET predicted to go up. Buy now.
- Many cheaper clothes stores are poised to go up, which means a good entry point is upcoming but this is a trend and not a trigger for now. Watch: URBN, GPS. AEO too, but less likely.
- RCL is very close to triggering an uptrend.

>>19230743
>>19230767
hentai links don't belong in a stock general OP.....

>>19230759
Dovish

>>19230785
Based UAL endorsement.

>>19230796
Kill yourself, tripfag.

>>19230675
When the coronavirus numbers go up again. Which they will. Then people will realize this isn't just a two month situation, more like a two year situation.

>>19230789
>>19230767
Absolutely based.

LETS GO SMALL CAPS!!!

>>19230797
wrong

PUMP IT


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFUCK ANIMEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>19230797
>tripfag has an opinion

>>19230743
Someone also always replaces "Terminology" by "Stock market words". I tried to sneak it in several times. I also put in squeezemetrics but I noticed that anons here only misinterpret it so I tried to remove it again but someone always copies it in again. A fucking mess.
Fuck anime btw.
It turnes spergs into trannies.

>>19230795
whatever the order amount is, double it

who here feelin HRL?

S&P 3k by the end of week, get fucked bobo

>>19230830
oo-OOOOOOOOOOO

>>19230679
I'm learning 中文 to get ready for the coming war

bobos we got too cocky

>>19230797
You don't belong here either

>>19230852
Going down in the short term.

>>19230789
Based and how if i might ask?

>>19230887
A new trip.
What's your gimmick?

>>19230886
yeah.. maybe not... i've been on this site for too long and all the oldfags have moved out of here and is now saturated with newfags..... so maybe i don't

Sara is looking particularly kind today :)

>>19230852
Is that investing.com premium ? is it worth it ? im currently trying zacks for 1 buck, not very impressed

>>19230866
肏你妈!

>>19230896

sold some stuff that I bought for cheaper yesterday

i bet against the usa
i got owned
like an african man in the 1800's usa
ouch

When's the next dump? I need to buy some stocks

if my son watches anime I'm going to beat him so bad he'll make draw-my-life videos on youtube talking about his abuse


also buy VTMGX the China stocks are going to get de-listed Luckin Coffee is the canary in that chink coalmine

>yolo NNDM at 4.5
>find out about share offering 20 seconds later

I should just play casino slots

>>19230898
I only post with the trip when making predictions based on a strategy I'm testing that relies on the Chande momentum oscillator. I test-ran it a bit and it seems very effective so far. I want to tally the overall result for a longer time period this way. If it works, more power to everyone. Otherwise, you'll all be able to shit on me as I work toward a new strategy. Win-win.

>>19230914
TDA

>>19230789
yeah, this anon is based af

>>19230928
We just started another 11 year bull run so 2031

>>19230845
>I also put in squeezemetrics
Yeah fuck you for that newfag I told you not to do it. Don’t know why you thought you should fuck with things when you first got here.

>>19230211
Tells people to buy gold because the dollar is shit. So we buy gold. Gold rises in price because the dollar continues to be printed as shit.
What are you talking about anon?

>>19230959
??

>>19230973
>anime shit
Stopped reading there.

>>19230977
TDAmeritrade

Just got this email from Verizon, what say you bulls?

>>19230924
Jeez no shit nigga.
Care to tell a poor bro an uplifting story what you traded to make some gains.

>>19230977
Literally google those 3 letters and you will figure it out

final half hour pump or dump bros ?

"Members acknowledged that even greater fiscal support may be necessary if the economic downturn persists."

"Participants expressed concern that small businesses may not be able to endure an extended financial shock."

"A number of members saw additional disruptions from a second wave, which could lead to a protracted period of severely reduced economic activity."

"Participants noted that even after social distancing rules were lifted consumer spending was not likely to return quickly to normal levels."

>>19230992
Just for you! <3

>>19231014
I think a pump today

but its 50/50

Post your trading music
https://youtu.be/El9ylMmOG64

>>19230704
Just flip it into a put

>>19231031
expert analysis

>>19230993
im a eurofag, i have saxobank, which is pretty ok for now

>>19230948
Looks like a winner to me. BUY :^)

>>19230937
>if my son watches anime I'm going to beat him so bad he'll make draw-my-life videos on youtube talking about his abuse

lmao

>>19230908
I can't believe she is 49, how is tha tpossible.She looks early 30's

>>19230998
TGTX
KRA

>>19230937
I didn't know posts could be this based

>Members acknowledged that even greater fiscal support may be necessary if the economic downturn persists.

>Participants expressed concern that small businesses may not be able to endure an extended financial shock.

>A number of members saw additional disruptions from a second wave, which could lead to a protracted period of severely reduced economic activity.

>Participants noted that even after social distancing rules were lifted consumer spending was not likely to return quickly to normal levels.

Do Robinhood users really...?
http://robintrack.net/symbol/LK?symbol=LK

>>19230149
>can't adapt to the new paradigm
Bulls endangered species. All hail Metal Chads.

I just realized something retarded about the crabbing, If I'm somewhat right, I'm earning big mones.

>>19231072
adrenochrome and foreskins

>>19230630
He shorted.

>>19231072
Makeup and lighting

>>19231072
She’s not lmao

She is in her 30s, just had a baby

>>19231093
>Stock market goes up

How many fucking times do I have to tell you guys that BCRX if your ticket. $7 mid June. Huge run all summer.

>>19230928

You missed it. March was the last dump, ever.

>>19231095
Tons of users with long-term buy orders at "super low prices"?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I WENT LONG

>>19231045
what do you mean?

>>19230211

Because his whole purpose is to scare people into buying gold. Once you realize that everything that comes out of his mouth is a kike sales pitch it all becomes clear.

>>19231051

>>19231129
I took full advantage to. DIS @ under 80.. Knocked my avg down a nice lick.

what did my browser mean by this?

>>19231166
That's what I do and I've made 14 whole cents today.

>>19231155

Based and redpilled.

>Hey goyim, dollars are not safe and America is about to collapse because reasons. Gold is the only asset that's safe to own because the dollar will collapse soon, for sure.
>By the way, I want to trade my gold for your dollars.

IMAGINE LONGING THE TOP LOL!

spy 304 c 05/22
should i do it ?

>>19230992

100 shares ccl. Talk me out of it.

How do I get better at predicting the future movements of the market? It's like there's so much money to be made if you can predict the markets with 100% accuracy, but I'm not that good at it. Is there like a youtube video I could watch?

>>19230974
>/smg/ being illiterate brainlets
What? Really?

>>19230211
He can't accept fiat isn't monopoly money the second the government will shoot you over it.

>>19230908
Imagine having such a lack of personality & awareness that your employer needs to step in and give you some decor for your background

>>19231213
>By the way, I want to trade my gold for your dollars
holy shit I never thought of it like this

>>19231221
NO

I don't know who's the crazy sanavabich who shilled ALT a couple days ago and why I thought it was a good play, but wow, thanks!

>>19230743
>Especially the hentai link. Who the fuck keeps putting it back in there?
iirc it's been there since /rhg/, I around the time when Reluctant Kneepads Girl anon showed up 3 years ago. I don't really care about the link but it has become a thread culture, and then the newfags from /wsb/ came and kept complaining about it.

>>19231134
RIP

>>19231251
im currently only holding puts, thinking of strangling here until the 22nd

>>19231178

I lost my job in the middle of the dump and missed out on the dip

JEROME JEROME

Spotify June puts are looking tasty

>>19230178
All of those things are true, but its also why the market keeps going up. Its the clown market for a reason.

>>19231268
Maybe there will be another dip.

PICK UP THE PHONE

>>19231264
You're gonna get crabbed, it won't make it past 300 this week. I'm bullish, but i know that will trigger a dump.

>>19231227
REBECKY

>>19231274
Don't do it - Spotify is the Netflix of music, really underrated. Podcast growth is going to be huge for them

>>19231271
(sung to the tune of Jolene, Jolene)
https://youtu.be/L0eeSoU35wM?t=48

>>19230211
>implying Schiff is actually alive

>>19230633
Lockdown and employment numbers are priced in. This is the lowest you can get. Also unemployment means you're not working in an office, but they could be working "from" home.

>>19231295
sell some vertical calls maybe

>>19231296
https://youtu.be/qfnbSWoCp-4

is it too late to buy HAL or MRO ? feel like oil prices can continue to rise but then i see people talk about how prices are going to dump big again soon. i'm looking to buy calls in mid to late june

>>19230178
I'm on 1-2

>>19231227
>Becky
who the hecky is becky?
like mommy rebecca quick?

Dear Jesus please make the market dump EoD. Amen.

>>19231155
You should buy some gold. It isnt too late. He sold me mine at 1230 an ounce.

>>19231268
You don't need to time the dip, just fucking pick a non garbage company.

>>19231326
are you retarded, unemployment numbers don't count people working from home.

>>19231351
Dear Jesus, fuck this guy and make it pump. Amen.

>>19230633
Maybe.

I'm pretty sure there is collusion among MMs to keep the market propped up under the hopes that somehow good news will return investors to the market but so far there's been nothing but bad news and massive sell offs that they have to baghold every fucking day.

Honestly, they just need to let it drop.

>>19231349
what's the source on this?

>>19230633
>>19230661
>>19231326
Nothing is priced in. The market is literally living on hopium. And a few trillion dollars from the Fed.

>>19231351
You missed your dip earlier, bobo. Only green lines from here on out

holy fuck just let me close above 25k so i don't lose my good goy pass and blow my brains out

Will tomorrow be red or green? pls answer quickly

>>19231376
don't know, I think I stole it from Jap twitter

>>19231337
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4kfqmv2PoQ

>>19231351
EoD pump confirmed

>>19231381
If you used a cash account you wouldnt need to worry about dumb shit like that.

>>19231343
HAL is a bit too strong right now. Would wait tomorrow for a stronger signal, could go either way.
MRO is buyable right now but I would also wait for a stronger signal.

>>19231349
She's a smart lady and probably works for Renaissance Technologies.
She studied in the MIT after all.

>>19231399
Yes

>>19231399
Red

>>19231399
green

>>19231414
yeah instead i could worry about dumb shit like trade settlement

>>19231399
yes

>>19231417
MRO buy signal is about to trigger.

>>19231349
shes totally omega smart

>>19231399
big green

Well I guess there won't be any 2nd wave of Govt checks. Sucks.. I wouldn't have said no to another 2400 bucks..

>>19231399
yes

>>19231399
snip snap

$YOLO

>>19231254
Rkg is the worst thing that ever happened to this thread
>massive brainlet
>mentally ill
>probably ocd too
>doesn't give a shit about stocks
>only here to post his tranny shit
He should finally kill himself.

>>19231399

Where are the bears, bros?

WHEN IS THE BUY SIGNAL I GOTTA GET SOME CHEAPIES

>>19231487
Taking it in the ass, lol.

down about 10% on NNDM but im not fucking selling

>>19231399
Zoom out on week gains of stock you're interested in. Does trend look sustainable? If no, go opposite direction

>>19231487
im here , im waiting, i will probably loose all my money, but i have accepted that faith

>>19231475
Buy the dip.

>>19231441
Either get locked out of all trades and get totally fucked, or practice responsible investing. I've got hit by "bad faith" and "free ride" but it doesnt stop you from trading like PDT.

>>19231487
just got back from the grocery. mr shekelberg was kind enough to let me have a long lunch. long weekend coming

>>19231417
what signal should i look for specifically ? a certain percent gain tomorrow ?

Fuck man. This waiting sucks.

>>19231399
yellow

Post port amount.

Can anyone who actually knows what this shit means explain whether or not I should buy more or sell every thing I have?

>>19231487

Eating out of our garbage cans, like the actual bears.

>>19231477
At least he's gone, went back to /wsb/ probably.

>>19231491
15min ago

mro=buy
hal=buy@11

>>19231487
I'm here. Just waiting.

We're now in an interesting spot.
>daily candle touching the 100 MA
>RSI at a previous level where rapid dumping happened
>touching the upper bollinger band
>head and shoulders pattern

I'm curious to see just how long whoever is propping up the market can do it. At some point they'll realize they're becoming the biggest bagholders in history.

>>19231475
Buy some options on it for leveraged yolo

>>19231509
Chande momentum over 12:00's level (buy), or 14 may 11:00's level (strong buy).

>>19231545
No, still here.
He just doesn't use his name anymore.

Bogdanoff is calling

>>19231541

it means the company needed to raise money and printed new shares to do it

christ these fucking newfags are whining again

whatever here's a smol titty pittie

>>19231585
kek'd

>>19231551
just bought 1390 shares of MRO I'm gonna kill myself if it dumps

I'm about to just stay away from TSLA, every time I touch it I just lose money

>>19231545
>>19231592
Might actually be this faggot.

>>19231608
please buy it for the bearbros

We finna boutta breakout and pump into close

should i short today or hold tonight? I cant tell anymore in this gay market and ive been telling myself to long oil but im honestly uncertain.

>>19231592
cringe

If you were gonna buy MRO I'd do it under 6.00. Your upside then would be 50% ($12.00; normally). You could then hold if you wanted for the max which is $16.00 or sell at 12 and still walk out with a nice fat bag.

>>19231586
Thanks fren

>>19231607
Why not wait for a correction? Retard

>>19231607
Just learn to hold nignog.

>>19231631
We're all uncertain bro. It's just gambling at this point.

>>19231487
Swinging from a rope. Higher highs and higher lows boys!

Load up your bags.

>>19231631
It's going to hit $300 and then second leg down, followed by more panic and people bitching about the liberal lockdowns.

DUMP IT

>>19231557
It will just break through it. Nothing special.

New thread

>>19231727
>>19231727
>>19231727

>>19231655
what if it keeps going up? crude oil has been making steady gains daily of 5%

>>19231730
next week you think ? my puts are bleeding big time

>GoPro is higher than pre-corona
>this makes sense because........


this market is so fucking fucked and the bubble pop is going to be ridiculous

>>19231530
A month of wagebux lost to playing with leverage

>that desperate for (you)s

>>19231631
odds favour up but we are on resistance so its risky

oil is ok, a bit extended but its trending upwards

>>19231557
its the feds. the taxpayers are becoming the biggest bagholders in history and our childrends generation are fucked more than we were by the boomers

>>19231760
hey man, i have lost 5k in the last 3 months, fuck me sideways

>>19231607
The buy level keeps being rejected, I don't think it'll hit today.
Unrelated to ChandeMO (this is my opinion, not the strategy): I think you did good, just don't panic if it goes down a little in the coming days before going back up.

In the stock market crash of 2000, tech stocks led the decline. In the 2008 market debacle, banks were the big losers. Now, in this 2020 bear market, energy, travel and leisure stocks are among the worst performers.

>>19231868
each crash is different
i'm the same guy who keeps poasting about SQQQ and have only taken losses in it so far. tech is never going down is it

>>19231892
>tech is never going down is it
im a fucking noob. I say that Tesla skyrockets because hes a good jewish puppet
making the news too much and if only anons on here did gematria analysis.. they could see

For the record, if you bought NET when I said so, you'd be up 1% already. I think it will keep going up a bit tomorrow, which will be a great time to sell probably.

>>19231973
NET is a great hold and a great swing

>>19231801
After I got burned betting on the down swing last month I opened another account to keep my long term (80%) and trading stack (20%) separate. Every few days, if I am up on the trade account, I toss the excess into long term, if down I wait till payday to top off. Has gone a long way towards preventing any rash decisions.

>first time playing stonk gaem
>up 0.2%
how i do?

>>19232145
Good work my man.

>>19232145

Up is good, down is bad!

I've been a bear and refusing to buy up until monday. Finally bought in and I'm already up big. This rally is real. Time to get fully invested.

>>19232658
Would be bad if it all suddenly dumps, right?

>>19232684

I remember back when I used to be retarded. Line go up.