/biz/ - Business & Finance

niggers

first for f-word n-words and f-word j-words.

Someone please tell me I’m going to make it

rtx buy or not buy?

How do I short tranny jannies doing it for free?

WHY IS IT DUMPING I HAVE A SPY@298 CALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

>>19228494
noy sure if sarcasm but anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0tIOqU7m-c
sorry wrong video, this is the one. The supply on this "bad" news is not enough to off set the price down because the weak hands (small players, no signifianct capital) are not enough to push it down. The guys with more money already bought the bottom and maybe are buying when you are selling on this supposed "bad news"

>>19228506
>>19228501
double based

This too shall pass

>>19228523
why would you short something that is guaranteed to continue forever

>>19228501
played out word, the new term is now Jiggers

>>19228546
41%

>tfw oilbro

Buy puts on Wayfair, Spotify, and Moderna if you want to make serious money

>>19228513
FSLY peaked, it's gonna retract sooner or later.

>>19228550
>>/pol/258155821

prematurely baked thread OP
old thread still had life in it

how do I make a boomer portfolio?
so far i can think of
>bonds
>ancient blue chips
>random defense companies

to the see-eye-ayys monitoring my poasts, let it be added to my file that i am pro-black people now. their music alone outweighs all the other inconveniences. let the collapse happen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQX2q6WCrbE

>>19228566
If I liquidate my position, what should I go all in on?

>>19228534
>barely below the ATH of the most epic bullrun in history despite being on the cusp of a deep recession

You need to chill out bro

>>19228550
its joggers
>>/pol/>258155821

>>19228585
If you have to ask, you'll never gonna make it.

>>19228483
Bulls...if you dont start to hold this, we will end red again...stop selling jesus.

>>19228536
I haven't touched ford since $8. the earnings slip up for Q1 confirmed my fears regarding the company. Price action is price action, but that we're seeing these "shifts in le demand for le equities" is completely beyond people like who you were replying to and me. enjoy your floundering company and junk bonds senpai

>>19228597
Truth is, no one ever makes it.

>>19228590
i know but i prefer jiggers. please don't tone-police me baggie i have nothing against you.

>>19228516
RTX is a no buy. Love the company, but ain't nobody declaring war this year.

Decent long term though (2 years+)

>>19228577
80% divvy stocks that will literally never move
10% RTX "for the China HAPPENING"
9% T-Notes
1% Gold

>>19228577
oh and dividend traps

>>19228622
What does rtx have that gd or lmt doesn't?

>>19228577
>AMZN
>COST
>MSFT
>F
>DIS
>IBM

that's what i'd have if i were a prune-juice sipping boomer.

>>19228612
Truth is, it was made from the start

>>19228601
>earnings this
>q1 that
>eps this
yeah keep trying to value this company while the stock has been in a down trend for years lmao

>>19228642
>What does rtx have that gd or lmt doesn't?

An army of online herd mentality retards who shill it constantly.

>>19228483
Beautiful OP

>>19228613
I can't figure out how to link the fucking cross board post.

>>>/pol/>258155821
>>>/pol/258155821
>>>258155821/pol/
>>>258155821>/pol/

DO NOT BET AGAINST AMERICA HAHAHAHAHAHA
BEARS BTFO

>>19228483
>that image
wow, history does repeat itself

>>19228670
congratulations

>>19228642
"Heard about it on the TV from old faithful Cramer"
"All those 20 years of China HAPPENING false starts will finally pay off NOW!"

>>19228683
Bears are going to start smug posting in about 45 minutes. Don't get too cocky, there's an opportunity every day to bet against america.

>tankers pumping like crazy
Uuuummmm... brandon and JP Morgan shills? Why did you tell me to buy puts???

Holy fucking shit all chink companies traded in the USA have collectivelly dumped.

WHAT THE FUCK ALL OF THEM.

>>19228662
>while the stock has been in a down trend for years
because it's flailing around on it's F150 sales and that's about it? There's definitely a turnaround happening for F, definitely. They'll certainly meet their debt obligations, totally. fuck's sake.

>>19228702
tankers are shitcoins

>>19228722
There was another chink flu outbreak in china

>>19228663
>>19228642
Shills, yes.

But RTX ALSO has heavy exposure to Boeing, which will bogg it down for years.

LMT is the top quality pick. RTX is for poor people who lack foresight.

>>19228722
almost like they know the usa is gonna enact some heavy regulations on them
>knowing full well their financials are all made up

Buy HUYA they are going to moon after earnings.

>>19228732
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/senate-could-vote-on-bill-that-could-delist-chinese-companies-from-us-stock-exchanges-2020-05-19

>>19228722
Those fucking scam chink cos are getting forcibly delisted, good riddance also they have literally never complied with listing requirements

>>19228699
Yesterday bears were right.

>>19228722
Wait when Chinese ppl are forced to pull out their money from US companies. KEK

>>19228732
god bless the chinese flu

>>19228732
They all dumped at 18.55, something else is going on.

Daddy Powell pweeze pump tha markets for me OwO I pwomise I’ll be a good girl 4 u

>>19228577
Just buy whatever they are shilling on CNBC on a given day, thats what most boomers do

>>19228550
joggers

my my, this company is on firesale and will take over starbucks one day. Get those cheapies lads, no way its a chink scam!

>>19228722
congress passed a law that said chinkroach comapneis that do business in the US have to be transparent with their numbers and have to go thru indepenent audits or they have to go back to chinklandia. No more cooking the books and inflating the stoc price on imaginary sales for those fucking cunts

Kek. Bought RTX when it went under 53. I don't mind holding it long term. Nice divvy, nice yield, Govt money flowing in till hell freezes over cause global peace just ain't a happening. More money flowing in from private sector once it re-opens. Expansion into space only adds another income source for them. Cheaper than the other big name defense players.

>>19228577
Your staples are:
>some expensive ass useless mutual fund your financial advisor bought for you
>some GE, F, T, DD, PG you bought back in the good old days and never sold
>a shit ton of treasuries
>some ancient EE savings bonds you bought for your kids but never gave them
>some silver dollars and 2 dollar bills in your nightstand

>>19228775
lol wtf how is that company still listed?

based
buying the NIO dip

>>19228775
I'll buy 1 share at Three Fiddy

YESSSS COVER THOSE SRNE SHORTS NIGGERS ROUND 2 HERE WE COME THANKS FOR THE CHEAP CALLS

>>19228648
>no T
>no GE
>no KO
>no BRK.B
>no SPY

>>19228722
It's fucking happening.

I really want to short ZM

>>19228775
Going to be delisted, get out while you can.

>>19228722
I WARNED YOU ALL YESTERDAY

I SAID TO STAY OUT OF CHINKSTOCKS

>>19228831
Short SHOP its better.

If we end up red again, i fucking dare you. That are the biggest short squeezing attempts in history.

>>19228872
already did

>>19228802
I actually had some EE bonds. Grandparents got them for me in the 1980's.

Lol F just keeps bouncing off $5.50. I’m never going to get assigned on this Crabbie Patty.

>>19228732
spreading here in 2-3 months?

i feel this is ready to tank bros

WHERE ARE YOU STUPID TANKERKEKS NOW????? WHERE'S ALL YOUR "HURRR HE DOESN'T KNOW. WAIT TILL TUESDAY" OILBEAR POSTING NOW NIGGERS???????????

>>19228873
english pajeet, do you speak it?

Do I sell now?

Its gonna pump before market close

>>19228935
Tankers are boooming

>>19228796
How is the US so cucked that we haven't done this sooner? What possible justification can their be for not forcing foreign publicly traded companies to be audited like everyone else?

>was going to buy TVIX on the double top but I pussied out
Too scared to FOMO in now

>>19229014
lol no they aren't

>>19229036
All up 5-10%, some even 15%.

>>19229011
Dump.
Sign it.

>>19229036
>EURN +5%
>DHT +1%
>FRO +3%
>INSW +6%
>STNG +5%
idk

>>19229015
because free trade means bending over for foreign companies while treating your native corps like shit

why would anyone ever be long on chink companies? how fucking stupid do you have to be?

I’m glad I took profit and went into cash today. I think tomorrow’s unemployment numbers will cull this week’s momentum.

>>19229048
I'm looking at them right now, you can't lie to me.

>>19229015

that poster is retarded. it is not a law (as the government has no say over this), it is a new rule made by the stock exchanges.

>>19229053
EURN is the only tanker stock I own and it's up 3.76%
DHT is at 0%
FRO is 1.46%
stop lying

>>19229053
TK +9.8%
NAT +5%
TNP +7.5%
OSG +4.6%

>>19229088
oops scratch that, DHT just went negative

>>19229088
depends on where it calculates, i think

Do the fed minutes matter? Are we gonna dump in 20 minutes?

>>19228819
>GE dead
>KO yeah it's boomer but they probably sold by now since hfcs is being rejected in favor of healthier drinks
>T dead/flat/boring
>BRK.B - king boomer showed he sucks now so boomers probably sold and took profit
>SPY - doubt they understand spy but they probably are in via their portfolio manager

>>19229015
because we've been china's bitch for a long time in the name of free trade and wallstreet loves that sweet influx of chink yuan. We just apparently have finally grown a tiny set of balls and all it took was them releasing corona-chan on us.
>>19229059
markets have rose on every previous unemployment numbers released. I don't think this one will be the one to make markets react normally to more millions of people out of a job but I could be wrong.

>>19229117
what do you mean depends?
Close previous day thats the only way.

>>19229059
but what if we pump? don't doubt the golden bull anon

What's this pattern called?

>>19229171
tilt your head left it's a merchant with big nose and flapping lips telling you everything is going to be OK

>>19229049
Think again
>>19215777
>>19215899

>>19229014
true, but not for the reasons tankercucks invested in them.

>>19229171
the bottom

>>19229171
faggot crab

>>19229171
le finna break out ot 310 pattern - 100% accurate

>>19229076
>https://www.newsweek.com/us-china-tensions-over-coronavirus-grow-senate-passes-bill-that-hits-chinese-owned-companies-1505495
no, you're the retard and also a nigger.

>>19229143
True! I just want to relax on the sidelines for a bit. I was able to recoup all my March losses and sell at a modest gain, so I feel pretty good about beating the biggest dip since the Depression unscathed... Just waiting for safe re-entry.

Why is USO so shit rated? I know it's an ETF and the roll cycle ends in like june 20 but so far it's making good advances.

I'm up $300 in just over a week.

Also, the Ameritrade expert trader said he has no idea what happens to the gains/surplus when a new roll cycle begins.

Any idea what happens?

>>19229209

> quoting newsweek as a news source

sure is summer in here

>>19229186
Yes, in fact nobody knows why they're up. If anything they should crash through the goddamn floor right now.

>>19229171
the bog

Sell me these valuations

>>19228722
>filthy, lying, sub-human yellow-kike chinks
>inaccurate financials
>let's invest in those companies

I'm fucking nervous as all hell. I think I have made a huge mistake.

>>19229231
oh fuck off. Go to cocksuck.com and get your news if that's what you like. I just googled it and used the first link that came up to prove your retarded ass wrong.

>>19229251
>valuations
update your trading strategy, where we're going we don't need valuations

oooooooo we bounced

>>19228722
FUCK CHINA GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE

>>19228577
I put money in every restaurant I could think of that wasn't able to do delivery. Call me when you want a Grand Slamwhich from Denny's. I plan on being the primary share holder. 30 dollars should do.

>>19228483
Markowitz BTFO.
His little correlation matrix doesn't work in practice.

>>19229251
money line only goes up
if you just keep buying stocks forever no matter what price they are you are guaranteed to make money

>>19229264
put all your money in munis and walk away

Literally nothing happened today what gives?

>>19229183
>19215899
That was me last night. Sorry bobos.

$31.20 risk on MVIS. I don't mind maybe losing under 32 bucks if it means my payoff is a MSFT share that costs 184+... Either they offer cash or stock during the deal. No mater what I win. Cash, I'd just flip it into buying a MSFT share anyway. Still only cost me under 32 bucks.

>>19228722
chinese stocks getting delisted is the rumor. small chance it happens. Hopefully it does though. 1 more step to war and exterminating the chink insect.

>>19229290
And eat the 40% loss on GLD? Fuck that.

>>19229268

the senate is 1/3 of the entities needed to make a bill turn into law. 1/3 is also the democrat led house which sees regulation on china as rayciss.

>>19229309
>1-1 conversion
I think that's happened like 3 times in history. It'd be an equal value swap if anything.

>>19229251
The fed will produce infinite amounts of money, and leverage it with infinite more amounts of money.

Your stocks are not going up, your money is losing value and thus, you need more of it to buy the same stock.

>>19229298
>nothing happened

Exactly. Everyone’s been holding their breath with the reopening. No news is good news.

>>19229339
But this bill is bipartisan

>>19229231
>summer
Fuck off this isn't /pol/ or /b/, this is literally a place for degenerate gamblers. Also you have to be a mother fucking retard not to notice that China has overplayed its hand, has closed off, and is doubling down on stupid. Tensions between the US and China are only going to escalate until war will happen and then things will get supremely bullish, I already have a hard on thinking about it.

>>19228483
>made thread 50 posts early just to post the shitty doodle

fuck off

>>19229339
>the senate is 1/3 of the entities needed to make a bill turn into law. 1/3 is also the democrat led house which sees regulation on china as rayciss.
Right now the dems and reps are arguing over who sucks more chink dick, pelosi could let it pass.

McConnell won't though

>>19229339
the senate is the hurdle to pass anything these days. If mitch signs off on it, it's as good as law. You either know this and are being obtuse on purpose or you're retarded

>>19229362
>war

Come the fuck on. You hapoooners are straight delusional.

NRGU gang assemble

>>19229310
>luckingcoffee gets delisted
>it's just a rumor
Yeah no you are dumb.

>>19229371
>>19229377

cocaine mitch already passed it you retarded kikes

>/pol/ boomers going on about how THIS TIME ITS DIFFERENT WITH CHINA
Holy Masayoshi Son, something happen please so the general /pol/ noise gets suppressed.

>>19228534
why would you buy an index fund right now?
>>19228648
not dividend heavy enough, throw in VZ or BP, otherwise you're looking good

>>19229388
one of like 800 chinese stocks.

Get back to me when they ALL get delisted.

>>19228968
Set a stop for 39.75, then raise it if keeps climbing. Take those gains

Is this a good advertisement for mattresses?

>>19229381
Ok thanks for your 2 cents retard. Is the world's relations getting better or worse with China as time passes?

>>19229395
that's what I'm saying, it's as good as law since it's thru mitchy

>>19229222
i keep kicking myself for not investing more when oil was negative. im currently up 40% on it

>>19229076
>that poster is retarded. it is not a law (as the government has no say over this), it is a new rule made by the stock exchanges.
it's neither

>>19228796
please tell me you're canadian, then you have an excuse

>The bill would also need to pass the Democratic-controlled House of Representatives before reaching the president’s desk to be signed into law.

Here's your mask, retards. Wear it whenever you go out.

FUCK CHINA

>>19229408
Get back to me when you stop sucking nigger dick you bitch made nigger.

>>19229381
>In response to Trump's letter, Chinese Foreign Ministry spokesperson Zhao Lijian said the U.S. president was "trying to mislead the public, smear China's efforts and shift the blame of U.S. incompetence to others."

thems heated words

https://www.npr.org/sections/coronavirus-live-updates/2020/05/19/858579903/trump-says-cuts-to-who-funding-will-be-final-if-it-doesnt-commit-to-major-change

>>19229015
They are audited. It's just that their auditors are not subject to the US's auditor of auditors because of chinese law.

>>19229076
No, it's not this.

>>19228796
>congress
Senate.

>have to go thru indepenent audits
They already do.

>>19229106
Gas yourself, nigger.

>>19229395
Fucking nigger, need to close my gazprom position because of this.

so if I want to invest in china or india for shits and giggles what are some actual good chink/pajeet equities?

>>19229397
Maybe you should listen to the rest of the world and how it feels about China you fucking clueless fuck. Fuck China!

>>19229415
Of course they'd try selling basic furniture to nigs on credit

>>19229463
Hurt butt is butthurt

fuck is going on with ACB? up 66% yesterday, down 13% today.

>>19229450
you're based and know what your talking about but WHY THE FUCK do you post anime

seriously dude you don't have to live like this you can do better and be a normie Chad like the rest of us

>>19228663
LMT is for dummies who like to overpay for same shit RTX does. Have fun hodling that one $300 share you can afford to watch kt go up .50.
I'll stick with RTX for gains.

You guys thinking an after hours dump is on the menu today?

>>19229444
Youre never going to make it. The fed will pump infinitely. You lose. You can't beat the jew.

>official fed pump song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM5W7Xn7FiA

>>19229469
The US might do something but Yurop likely wont do much.

>>19229468
Bili, it's chink lands youtube.

>>19229487
Why would I want to?

>>19229415
>Bitch doesn't have a black eye
But she will. You better believe she will. Kikes don't know it, but they have pushed too far and will pay dearly.

>>19229494
no im thinking its going to pump

>>19229484
>babbys first pump n dump

Why is this scam going up

>>19229494
holy shit that dude is hot

>>19229484
We have already gone through this, it's a garbage pot stock for a company that is being horribly managed. What you just saw was a pump and dump. Now are you just going to go "huh, huh, what happened?" You mouth breathing knuckle dragging trogdolyte.

>>19229510
>Bili, it's chink lands youtube.
it's resisting the selloff...

>>19227544
here ya go

>>19229525
eh...

1 minute until the market dumps. Still time to get puts.

Is it worth investing in XOM now for the divs?

>>19228483
Fucking dump time. Will we get another pump before closing?

>>19229533
>>19229547
i get it now

why is this chink shill so much for bears? does he really belive the bullshit he is talking

>>19229558
this post didnt age well

>>19229519
because anime is for future trannies

there's still time bro

you can delete the pictures off your computer

>>19229508
What are you talking about? Italy, Germany, and England want to bill China for the damages for this. African countries are looking to do the same. The chinks have overplayed their hand which is why they have closed off to the rest of the world in order to save face. They are probably going to turn around and say fuck you because they don't have the money which just makes things worse.

https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/files/fomcminutes20200429.pdf

Quick find something.

AMD or MRVL?
MSFT or AMZN?
And why

fed is releasing numbers here we go

>>19229519
There's no reason to. Place has been stuck with these faggots for a while now.

>>19229577
the stupid bastard believes the market is rational and grounded in reality

Convince me not to buy Cuckin Coffee now that it's trading again.

>>19229540
Everyone is shorting it.

>>19229561
General sentiment is no. Maybe look at Wells Fargo.

>bought a couple KHC calls on monday after the spike in price
>almost all value has decayed
>holding out til friday
I don't have much at all at stake, but I'd still like to see this get in the money

Why are GSX options so fucking cheap? A straddle actually seems worthile.

>>19229599
sweet vishnu

>>19229561
No.

>>19229606
It's going to be delisted. Remember what happened when all you memelords bought JCP.

>>19229596
"Participants judged that the effects of the coronavirus outbreak and the ongoing public health crisis would con-tinue to weigh heavily on economic activity, employ-ment, and inflation in the near term and would pose con-siderable risks to the economic outlook over the me-dium term. Participants assessed that the second quarter would likely see overall economic activity decline at an unprecedented rate."

>>19229558
fuck this nigga was right

>>19229606
doesnt seem like that bad of an idea at this point. With the company on its death bed it might be a target for a short

>>19229647
unironically priced in

and pumping again nice

>>19229595
They said they want to do something, doesn't mean they will. Asking for gibs isn't doing a whole lot. Australia got burnt, Canada will do absolutely fuck all, europoors probably wont do much.

who all cash for EOD dump

>>19229651
no he wasnt literally nothing dumped

>>19229561
They suspended divs dude. A lot of companies have suspended or cut dividends so you have to do your research, you cant rely on yield.

ahhhhhhh its going up!!!!!

>SPY gaps up
>VIX and VIX derivates are still at a net gain from yesterday and going up in anticipation of a dump

>>19229682
I trusted you

>>19229601
when are you gonna transition bro?

Is IBM a good investment?

>New CEO
>Cloud, quantum and ML can only go up

>>19229682
keep posting plox I want to be against everything you say and make bank

>>19229669
It's all straws being piled up on the camels back as time goes on but eventually the final straw will come that will break the camels back. That's when papa comes out of hiding and gives them a war they won't believe.

>>19229694
wait til EOD

>>19229694
you trusted a man who literally gets cucked by a balding middle aged gook. you get what you fucking deserve

>>19229593
I don't care whether it's for traps or not. I like it.
What's the point of being a Chad if you let others decide for you what can you like and what you can't? Do you want to be a slave to other's opinions?
I will set my own standards.

TVIX retested $150 low several times past few days and today. make of that what you will. i'm not in as i ran out of funds

>>19229713
Hopefully. And hopefully long after I pull out of BABA.

>>19229713
>I ate 40 bats in 30 days

>>19229711
this, post every thought that runs through your smooth brain

>>19229694
The Federal Reserve is committed to using its
full range of tools to support the U.S. economy
in this challenging time, thereby promoting its
maximum employment and price stability goals.

I thought he was out of ammo!!!!

>>19229727
you're a man posting pictures of little cartoon girls

would your parents be proud of you?

>>19228564
Moderna seems like free money when that shit doesn't work like the rest of the memes but goddamn those puts are expensive

>>19229705
no, look at it since 2013

My bsx stock is finally ramping up. I've been averaging it down for the past 3 weeks. I have almost 500 bucks in that one alone. I'm hoping good things for it. They are mainly in the elective surgery business which stopped during the pandemic so they are more battered than they should.

But bsx! It's gaining momentum

I like how nothing JPOW says matters. All that matters is if the money printer is warmed up.

>>19228564
Buying options is the fastest way to lose money. 5% in the wrong direction and you'll be down 30%.

>>19229745
>we national socialists now under cheetoh hitler

>>19229598
holy fucking based

there is nowhere else to go for yield besides the stock market. the new bull begins now

>>19229747
you're on 4chan arguing with a stranger about anime, would yours?

>>19229776
Depends entirely on strategy and risk management. Excluding european options which are indeed a complete meme gamble.

>>19229765
put spreads are like 1.60

SQQQ perfect erection curve off bottom

>>19229776
>5% in the wrong direction and you'll be down 30%.
Depends on leverage. but also...
5% in the right direction and you'll be up 30%.

>>19229795
I'm working from home baby it's great

don't worry you can go back to little girl posting when my office calls me back in

until then keep buying the dip

>would your parents be proud of you?
ahahahahahahahahaha
this is such a shitty argument, it sounds like something a histrionic woman would say to manipulate her man into doing whatever she thinks is best. It works if you're preoccupied with guild and shame.

>>19229793
BASED
LET'S CHASE THAT YIELD BOYS!!
PUMP MY PHARMA AND CONSUMER STAPLES!!!

>>19229793
It's quite possible that Jerome is really really really bad at his job.

>>19229806
fuck off with that flaccid shit.

>>19229793
Bank stocks are now literally worse plays than airlines

>>19229309
15% of my portfolio in mvis. am i gonna make it guys

>>19229747
>you're a man posting pictures of little cartoon girls
Yes. That's what it's like to be free.

>would your parents be proud of you?
I believe they are but I don't care whether they are or not.
I do what I think it's right and what I like. Never once regretted it.
I would like my children to be like that too and if they did, I would be proud of them.

>>19229823
I hate anime, youre just shitting up the thread with your off topic shit

BANKS ARE FUCKED
ALL IN ON FAZ
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>>19229826
how in the fuck would YOU know?

when to buy tvix?

>>19229775
If it is that easy then long market. Bears used to say at the peak bottom that no money printing matters, now that market is up from those levels suddenly it matters according to them. SO, Så Så Så which one is it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IeK4wMRInY

>>19229806
TVIX is unironically curving back up hard and is 5% down today but was up 10% yesterday.

>>19229824
what do you think her thought process was while taking this pic? i think it was:
>i want to give anon a boner!

fresh yearly highs for gold.... fuck this shit!!! I quit!

>>19229834
I own some C at 42.
I much prefer V or MA when it comes to financials

>>19229747
That's pretty cringe anon

>>19229865
we've heard that before

>>19229776
as with all things, it's about timing. you time a stock purchase right, you get 10% next day and you can hold and if it's strong it keeps going. options, you can make or lose money fast. you get more action in a compressed amount of time. you control your risk by buying low premiums, too. look how much you would be up from just Wayfair puts, even though premiums were $6+....they doubled in a day. being afraid of high premiums is dumb. i missed out on Wayfair because i wanted to time it perfectly and get cheaper puts. never happened. it dumped. it will continue to decline. check the chart. fewwer people want to buy home decor in a mass recession. anyone who can't see that this is worse than 2008 is inexperienced or in denial. bulls are smug because they have the summer months and "end of lockdown" boost as wind in their sails.

>>19229834
SHUT UP SHUT UP FUCK YOU
t. bought Wells Fargo yesterday

>>19229864
>I bet this will get more likes on Instagram
Those are like the only thoughts thots have.

>>19229846
buy VFIAX

>>19229852
i remember buying FAZ back in 2010 thinking we'd roll back over. that was a mistake.

>>19229855
In literally any period in history where the VIX spikes up hard, it tends to spike up at least one more time at about 70-80% the previous high.

We've finished the first spike and are essentially about to enter the next one. Buy and chill and sell at 700-800. Theoretically though, we may see it surpass $1000 briefly if we see a large leg down again because TVIX has only been around for one other 2nd leg down (rather than a bounce of a previous low) and it did surpass the previous spike in that instance.

>>19229865
why did you short it?

>>19229864
based.

Do you think comfy office life with sexy pantyhose ladies is over?

>>19229852
I already have a sizeable proportion in FAZ, but did something happen today? Been busy with work

Goldbros, what is the gold ETF play?
>AAAU
>BAR
>GLD
>GLDM
Or does it not really matter? They all seem to behave identically

So is the hedge fund that pumped the market up +1.5% premarket in 3 minutes the world's biggest bag holder?

>>19229901

>>19229915
Feds announced they wont raise rates for a minute, its a nothingburger

What do you guys think of OXY now that that billionaire fuck bought 15% of it?

>>19228534
Lmao wait till we break the spx500usd resistance that's most important right now we've rejected 3 times now...

>>19229915
They're deeply concerned about bank solvency, read the minutes, I'm a bear now lmao.

US memorial day = more conflict between people who want to go out and go to the beach vs the pro-lockdown NPCs, then news will pump more stories about cases rising and deaths rising because people didn't want to stay at home. then we dump into end of month and reverse to bull starting first week of June then bad earnings then back and forth until the biggest dump of all in Oct-Nov.

>>19229952
source?

>>19229831
i have 3 flaccid dicks to fuck you with
BZQ, SQQQ and YANG

Goldman Sachs has half a trillion in debt....

>>19229954
Source: Just trust me dudes

INO
INO
INO
INO
INO


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>>19229987
what is debt when you have jerome, to know is to love

>>19229469
Thank you anon for volunteering to fight floor by floor in skyscrapers and metro stations. You must be a very courageous man fighting for fine things. I think everyone in America needs to be like you, and I hope you will enjoy your first trip abroad.

I just turned 18 and opened a Roth IRA, what the fuck am I supposed to do now I didn't think I would get this far, do I just all in on index funds and wait till I turn 60? What the fuck am I supposed to do in this market?

>>19229987
Extremely bullish, just pass it onto the tax payers and their kids. Problem fixed!

>>19229952
Nice, will do over lunch

>>19229987
Are you just pretending to be retarded?

>was 90k down the hole from a few bad trades
>90k left
>thought my life was over, felt like shit the week this happened
>didn't give up
>managed to get back to 160k, with 40k this week and previous alone
can't believe it myself, probably luck, but thank you oil for saving my ass

>>19229918
GLD
GDX
GDXJ

>>19229793
>Feds force all money into the stock market
>it crashes
>all the money is gone
fucking mint strategy

AMZN workers go on strike because more people "got sick". that will be the catalyst for amzn to shed 8-10%, which drags down nasdaq which bums out people and makes them think everything is red.

redpill me on why I shouldn't go long on SRET if it dumps again

>>19229987
ooooh nooooo not the heckin debtorino!

>>19229954
OH FUCK
IT'S A LONG WEEKEND???

>>19229952
>They're deeply concerned about bank solvency, read the minutes, I'm a bear now lmao.
uhhhh... where's it say that?

>>19229943
>spx500usd resistance
why SPX500USD and not just SPX?

Today, I am Greenboi

so like im playing a stock simulator and have no idea what im doing

diversify on a variety of fields or ALL IN on a couple stonks?

dont bully its my first day

>>19230045
da

>>19229985
try me fucker

>>19230027
I wish I had 90k to cry over, i only got $300 to lose.... but maybe if I use my trump money ;)

>>19230051
research ETFs then go in on ETFs if you're lazy like me or if you want to get a good feel for how sectors move as they are baskets of equities.

>>19229793

is this some retarded kike? he is adding nonsensical cnn chyrons to the minutes

>>19230021
>do I just all in on index funds and wait till I turn 60

Basically, yes.

>>19229415
imagine financing a fucking mattress lmao

>>19229853
well he's dropping atomic bombs on the USD's value just to keep stocks up while the actual economy falls apart

>>19230021
You could probably just beat a 10% return yourself

>>19229987
Haha you stupid buffoon, it says $500k in debt! I bet they just bought an OK tract home in a California suburb.

>>19230107
>>19230107
>>19230107
>>19230107
new thread

>>19229335
You already lost.
The "You only lose when you sell" mantra is for baghodlers.

>>19230051
why do you come in here everyday posting anime saying its your first day and saying pls no bully?? I know it's the same person... why you do this?

why the fuck are we dropping again?

>>19230068
post ERP discord QT

>>19230021
The optimal, non-leveraged play, is to 90% Index funds/10% Bond ETF
And yes, being that young means what matters will be just amount invested and not really into what. At some point, say, 10 years from now you will have some appreciated value you can use for individual stock plays but you'd have to do your research on them.

>>19230051
Buy 3 good stocks and 3 stocks you think are bad

>>19228670
the absolute state of /pol/tard tripfag low iq incels

>>19230077
yeah that does seem like the ez/lazy way
>>19230127
or you know 4chan is a big place and there are new frens everyday :^)
>>19230154
well shit lmao

>>19229647
Bullshit. It's not the coronavirus outbreak itself that's causing any of this crash shit. It's governments going full retard on dictatorship against the private sector.

>>19229598
Didn't he retire from active management of SoftBank several years ago?

>>19230051
which stonk stimulator? i want to play

>>19229856
Bears are the biggest fucking bitches, never fucking satisfied. I think they secretly like getting ass raped by hard bull cock though haha

>>19230032
Well, that's one way to prevent runaway inflation.

>>19230045
Spx500usd is the free 24/7 chart on trading view that's one I use for after hours. For me I only see data on SPX on market hours

>>19230051

all in pussy

>>19230077
What happens to an ETF when the roll cycle ends, you don't cash out and the new roll cycle starts higher or lower?

Do I automatically cash out or just get thrown onto the next tier?

>>19230361
Investopedia

so can i use robinhood for this and how is oil being fucked affecting said tankers?